Girls 'n Guns editionprev: >>223973781
Anyone here went to see or planning to go see The Horror Show at the Academy Museum in LA celebrating over 100 years of horror cinema? The exhibit runs until July 2027 so there's still plenty of time left if you haven't been yet
>>223982641>LABit far.
>>223982641I ain't gong to LA.
>>223982624girls with guns you say? don't mind me posting the peak of girls with guns.
>>223982624What horror movie is that from?
hmm, resisting an eye-roll just HBO's standards of quality are pretty good (sans Derry)seems pretty quaint for their brand though
>>223982661Mogged by Amanda Fix
>>223982740i just don't understand why in god's name you would want to make the birds into a series
>>223982671The Ninth Gate you dipshit
>>223982750>butt chin>stupid/ugly look on her face>poor weapon handlingyeah she doesn't mog shit lmao fuck out of here faggot
What... what do you mean, 20th?
Anyone here seen this? A girl recommended it to me?
>>223982782It's from Romeo is Bleeding, you idiot. That's not a horror movie.
Just finished. 100<100 #047Nutso concept: a Jason clone called Raymond killed 60 people but was eventually captured by the gov't, and PUT UP FOR AUCTION, lmfao. He was bought by an entertainment company for $44 billion, and after a few years they unveiled a reality show where contestants are put in an arena with him who try to kill him. The dialogue is 100% improvised, and frequently painful. Turns out one of the girls is an activist there to try and break Raymond out and rehabilitate him. Mercifully short, kind of like a filmed version of a crazy F13 fanfic, with equal production values.trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1fmt7IpBc
>>223982661>>223982750>both holding guns wrongthis hurts my autism. someone please show a movie where a woman has proper grip on a handgun>>223982812For some reason I didn't like this one that much. I think the grandfather was the best part of it.
>>223982641>>223982657>>223982658>Comprising 200 years of eerie storytelling and a century of cinema, The Horror Show bridges the gap between cinema and experience, honoring horror’s enormous cultural impact and enduring popularity.>On view through July 25, 2027, The Horror Show explores and celebrates horror cinema, highlighting select tropes and themes, all centered around the question: Why do horror films matter so deeply to so many?>Blurring the line between museum presentation and chilling spectacle, The Horror Show takes visitors on a journey through cinema, starting with an introductory gallery sound installation, into “The Hallway”— modeled after the common horror trope—leading to six themed galleries: Gothic, Psychological, Science, Slasher, Religion, and Ghosts. Each gallery invites visitors into iconic settings, where visitors encounter their favorite creatures, monsters, and objects.>The exhibition explores representations of identity, sexuality, and ability in horror films including: Alien (1979), The Horror of Dracula (1958), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Dracula (1931), Frankenstein (1931), Get Out (2017), Halloween (1978), Ju-on (1998), Midsommar (2019), Misery (1990), Poltergeist (1982), Ringu (1998), The Blair Witch Project (1999), The Exorcist (1973), The Shining (1980), The Silence of the Lambs (1991) and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)—while also offering a behind-the-scenes look at the storytelling and production processes of these films.This is all taken directly from their website: https://www.academymuseum.org/exhibitions/the-horror-show
>>223982845I'll make your asshole bleed, Romeo, until it looks like a horror movie
Watched Cellar Dweller. The main actress was beautiful. Unfortunately, the movie was boring.That's it.
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>>223982671La Neuvième Porte (1999)>>223982878based lole
>>223982812thought it was older
>>223982919our dime store Jason doing his thing
>>223982860i choose to believe the slasher activist succeeds in breaking him out and they live a peaceful life together <3
>>223982865Definitely looks cool I just have no interest in making the trip, sadly.
>>223982863>someone please show a movie where a woman has proper grip on a handgunscully's discipline is accurate, fuck are you on about? you go on and show me how a 9mm like that is supposed to be properly held then
>>223982921>La Neuvième Porte (1999)Oh, right. And this is Leprechaun (1993)
Saw > Final destination > Scream > Halloween > Friday the 13th > A Nightmare on Elm Street > Hellraiser(Franchise ranking, the only reason Scream is not lower is because Scream 1 is the best single movie from the above)
>>223982935could they have come up with a more interesting mask for him
>>223982905>>223982919>>223982935>cute skank in a mini>no upskirtwaste of time
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>>223983003she's so kino
>>223982812I will forever be mad that this movie doesn't have a sequel or prequel. The monster intriques me so much.
>>223982950Support hand is too low. Nearly teacupping.>>223983003This is good.
>>223982976it looks like half of a coconut>>223982986
>>223982750Cucks should kneel
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>223983129Who's this cutie
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>>223983086kek. "yeah we'll leave that in"
>>223982624>Girls 'n Guns editionServe and protect.
>>223983142Ruth Watson from The Evictors (1979).
>>223983170lmao, you're the best, dude.
>>223983170I love this picture!
Is this still the horror movie thread?
>>223983209Once I remembered there were three different Clarices, everything just fell into place.
>>223983170Love my fnafu, they better give her a good ending in the third film.
>>223983229NoIt's over
>>223982624Now this is what I call action horror
>>223983250Did she turn evil in the second movie? I never watched it.
/HOR/ DIES TONIGHT
>>223983086well that's better but it looks like she's wearing a onesie with a skirt over it, or just happened to have exact matching panties>>223983229no this is the girls with guns and pantsu thread now
finna boutta watch Dead Snow (Død snø for my norwegian niggas)Wish me luck
>>223983305Yeah she gets possessed, it ends on a such a cliffhanger that makes it feel like half a film.
i keep doing a double take at all the people who are in this movie
>>223982624girls with guns? don't mind if I do
>>223983359This part made me kekHe had such an unceremonious death
>>223983345that's fun, at leasthopefully they put her in the rabbit suit
>>223983359This movie was a 3/5 and I will not be gaslit into thinking it's a masterpiece.
>>223983356yeah lots of 80s/90s kino had big stars when they were nobodies
>>223983401I haven't played the games, but looking it up, I also hope they dressed her up as a rabbit...
>>223983422I won't gaslight you. I just disagree.I do think it's sort of an accidental masterpiece, like Donnie Darko. The director clearly through shit at the wall, but it worked, for me at least.Doesn't bode well for his future movies though
>>223983422nobody thinks it's a masterpiece, retard. it's just a good film with a hot star and is well made.
If Inde Navarrette doesn't get an Oscar nomination I WILL personally firebomb The Academy
>>223982624>looking_through_the_sights.jpg
>>223983469I'll say it again, I think Obsession's getting Best Picture this year.
>>223983469>good acting is making the most outlandish, exaggerated facesWe have become Japan
>>223983435>Doesn't bode well for his future movies thoughHis next movie is staring Aaron Paul. Tells you all you need to know about the quality of his future movies.
>>223983422I just thought it was a fun horror flick. Don't see why everyone's going psycho over it aside from the actress being hot.
>>223983504It's already won Best Picture in my heart>>223983505There are videos all over youtube of BPD women screaming at their boyfriends in public, she nailed it
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>>223983550kek
I watched The Golem 1920 and scene where the rabbi summons Astaroth to get the magic word spooked me out.
>>223983581the only thing that ever bugs me about this is ashley's panties are white, not purple.
>>223983511What's so bad about Aaron Paul?
>>223983612she changed before getting on the boat
>>223983422>>223983435Every time I watch an actual clip from it I'm reminded how good the sound design was and how much it contributed to the horror. I expect every spooky film for the next few years to sound like it.
>>223983633and where did she magically bring a change of clothes with her when she was kidnapped?
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>>223983647hehehe
>>223983662kept them in her bra
>>223983606It's been a while since I saw the silent movie, but I knew the legend before that. Isn't the word that powers up the golem "EMETH" (something like "so it is" or "truth"), and when the rabbi wants to destroy the golem, he takes away one Hebrew letter, making it "METH" ("death")? Something like that.Anyway, it won't be as simple with the AI driven humanoid robots of the near future.
>>223982624>Girls 'n Guns editionYou have my interest OP... I don't know many girls n guns horrors :3>>223982641looks bretty boring
This image doesn't fill me with confidence.
>>223983652I think seeing it in the theater opening weekend really contributed to me loving it.The theater experience made it way scarier since I was trapped, and I got to see it before the hype exploded and raised expectations. The production design was impressive, I agree.Some people were pissed though, on the way out I heard this guy apologizing to his girl saying "I didn't think it would be like that" kek
>>223983647>>223983666i did something similar like this, except without a crappy green screen background
Getting caught checking my own digits is a violation of my privacy. You wouldn't understand. I have a deeply personal relationship with those numbers, and you have no right to inspect the circumstances under which I admire them. Suspiria is a masterpiece.
>>223982624Romeo is Bleeding is not a horror movie you dumb retard fuck.
>end credits roll>mudvayne starts playing
Everyone keeps calling me a samefag, but nobody has considered the possibility that I have an exceptionally consistent worldview. Or that I'm a disgusting little goblin who can't resist applauding himself when nobody else will. The second theory is offensive and will be reported. Jessica Harper is the thinking man's scream queen.
I have been accused of sockpuppeting, pedophiloc ban evasion, and checking my own digits. At this point, the persecution is almost biblical. The Exorcist is an underrated film about being possessed by an entity that makes you do things you later deny.
>>223983511it's a horror-comedy and Curry also acts in it (that was his whole youtube career foundation). Aaron Paul can work in that but yeah it will almost certainly be seen as a big disappointment in the shadow of Obsession and immediately tank his prestige. But studios have already got him cooking plenty of irons in the fire to bounce back.
>>223983714That's right, though in this version the word is written a little badge plugged into the golem's chest and a child simply removes it when the golem picks her up. If only the AI golems could be so easily defeated by pulling a single plug.
>>223983813Drink more, take your meds, or do both together.
I don't need external validation. I simply need an anonymous stranger to tell me I'm right about Suspiria, preferably one who has never posted before, uses all my favourite expressions, and disappears immediately after defending me.
>>223983714that sounds rightit was used a plot point for a golem in Castlevania: Lament of Innocence
>>223983170don't forget the queen
>>223983795>brr brr DENG >brr brr DENG
>>223983838>a child simply removes it when the golem picks her upOh, right, now I remember. It's been more than 10 years that The Golem ran on late night TV here.
>>223983666checked
>>223983170Jodie Foster S&W 3" barrel .357Julianne Moore Glock 17 9mmvery niceJill Valentine S&W 5946 instead of her cool Beretta 92fs Samurai Edge. At least she dual wields a big ass S&W revolver with it.
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>>223983858she's not a cop
>>223983359I love this ridiculous shit.
>>223983737god damn it atrick
>>223983913>the director's barely disguised fetish
I sat alone in the dark, hitting refresh. My alt praised me. My main thanked him. For one beautiful moment, I had someone who understood me.Then somebody noticed and laughed at me.I stared at the screen. The room smelled of mould and balanitis rot."They're all schizos," I whispered.Nobody replied.So I made another alt, called myself based, and watched Suspiria again.
>>223983392>This part made me kek>He had such an unceremonious deathEvery guy I know thought it was funny. Every woman I know screamed when Ian got shot.
>>223983795jump da fuck up
>>223982624Never thought i'd see a bigger cuck movie than Cold Fish but here we are. Definitely not what I expected.
>>223982641>>223982865Looks kind of interesting I think I might go there actually since I live near Los Angeles anyway could be a fun little day trip
>>223983947Can you shut up about your boyfriend already, no one cares.
You say I need to touch grass. I've seen The Witch. I know what happens to people who go into the woods. I'll remain in my room, surrounded by mouldy cups and browser tabs, where I am safe from human affection.
I don't care about getting banned. I have a loving father, a beautiful imaginary wife, refined taste in horror, and an emergency alt ready before the ban notification finishes loading. I am emotionally invincible. Stop laughing.
>>223983469>>223983504Tbh it's kind of frustrating that all the journalists think Project Hail Mary and Dune 3 are the genre locks for Best Picture nominations this year over Obsession. Dune 3 isn't even out yet and PHM is just not a well made movie, way too much goofy Marvel comedy and almost a complete lack of tension throughout despite having a high stakes plot and the movie's just too long for its own good. It has the length of an epic without having enough of a story to tell to feel like a true epic. The Martian was the better Weir adaptation and the last good movie Ridley Scott ever made.
>>223982624The funniest ever made is the thing.
>>223983937women wearing shoes on the bed is a fetish now?
I watched Hellraiser last night and was struck by its themes of forbidden lust, eternal suffering, and being permanently stuck in a hell of your own making. Anyway, Beady has posted again.
>>223984126Mhmm sexy
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I am not ban evading. I am a recurring biological phenomenon. Like the creature in The Thing, I simply adapt to my environment. The fact that my environment is Beady's colon is irrelevant.
I quite liked the fire stunts in firestarter 1984 and the acting was better than I thought it was going to be. Good OST too by tangerine dream like anon said. Fun stuff.
>>223983937Retard
>>223984163wack how this looks better than whatever shit we're getting in 2 years
keep off the grass
>>223984172Speaking of which, i honestly think macready was the thing since at least when they went to investigate the mothership. Norris got him, then he got Palmer. But my theory is this, The thing when assimilated mac was intrigued by Mac’s lonerness characteristics. In the beginning hes in his shack playing chess and hes clearly annoyed by the Outpost 31 and wishes to be alone and drunk; this is why Childs is more or less seen as the ‘lead’ guy in terms of sturdiness. Mac-thing just happened to take charge because Childs is more ill tempered than chill Mac. Also, this Thing seems to screw over the Things without a care. When he extinguished Norris, he did it without care, and Palmer Thing pointed it out to him thinking they were fine; but Palmer Thing gets betrayed by Mac Thing. This Mac Thing seems to be the real villain, lets assume the Thing just assimilates organisms to survive due to j unseen biological info about it. This means the Mac Thing is selfish and willingly to destroy his other kind if it means he Survives, this is why at the end Blair Thing is mad and yelling at Mac Thing because he betrayed his race for this, and he just simply says “Yeah fuck you too!”. Mac Thing also never seems to assimilate anyone else; meaning this Thing is content with its human form.
>>223983795this inspired me to make a pepe. I'm gonna go listen to them now
>>223984259Lol, nice one
The transformation scene was a masterpiece of practical effects. I particularly admired how David's bones cracked and his body contorted. My own transformation is less cinematic. I simply stand up from my computer, hear seventeen joints pop, smell shit, and realise I've been sitting in the same position since Friday.
>>223984297Anon i want you to shrink me and let me be your friend.
>>223983795What's her name?
>>223984312Anus Woman 69
>>223984272horror connection now that I'm watching their dvd, Screaming Mad George who passed away the other worked on the alien practical effects for their Not Falling music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7nWq4D-POI
>>223983332PUTA
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>>223984240Dude if Mac is the Thing all along how did he pass the blood test? He does his own sample and nothing happens.
half the arguments about who's what in the Thing ignores the premise that the things might not realize they're a thing until their safety is threatened or whateverto me it always looks like Palmer doesn't even know what the fuck is happening when his blood spazzes out and then he's just immediately in mutant mode in the next shot
>>223984837TRY THE WINE!
>>223984908anon is a retard that's whymac and childs are both human at the end but given the circumstances they can't trust each other which is why the canon ending is they freeze to death
This was pretty kino.
>>223984986Interesting, I always interpreted this shot right beforehand as the PalmerThing resigning itself to the fact it's about to be found out.>>223985027I think it is more likely than not that Childs was a thing at the end, but I like to think they were both human, and Mac offering Childs a drink and Childs accepting was the two of them choosing to trust each other after an entire movie of distrust and paranoia. I don't think that reading is particularly realistic but I like it.God The Thing rules I gotta go watch it again.
>>223982624>Closing the eye on the side of your sights??
>>223985126I mean the last shot where he looks normal, he has like a look of dull surprise
>>223985108eh, wish the movie was about actual supernatural shit instead of a werewolfoverall, it was ok but forgettable
>>223985108It had a great transformation sequence and some cool effects but everything else was useless padding around a mystery everyone figured out 10 minutes in.
>“Every idea people have is not the right one. I know the right one.” Carpenter didn’t stop there, and continued: “It’s right in the movie too. There is a big clue. No one has guessed it.”Do you think he's just fucking with us?
>>223985205he absolutely is
>>223985205he is because there will never be a canon answereven the video game which carpenter helped out on isn't canon
>>223985205yeshe wouldn't be able to explain why the fat redhead guy who had been thinged faked a heart attack right in the middle of everyone being halfway to killing macready, which then re-centered everyone back on the main threat
>>223985205100%It's a great movie that people will no doubt still talk about for the rest of time. I don't know why he feels the need to do this shit.
>>223985205You and I are The Thing. It escaped and took over the world
>>223985274old and bored as fuck
>>223985299does he still smoke?you must feel invincible if you're like 80 and still walking around and smoking as much as you want
>>223985321yeah he spends most of his days smoking and gaming, which is why all he does now is rant about games.
>>223985363god i wish that was me
>>223985236He wasn't faking. If it's 100% perfect copy then heart disease would be included.
>>223985363i can't wait to be and Old Gamer
>>223985385>If it's 100% perfect copyHis stomach opened up and nothing on the inside looks human. I don't think the Thing makes a perfect copy, just a convincing outside skin
>>223985385but it's not a 100% perfect copy when every cell is capable of independent movement and thought, ergo there's no plausible reason for the cells to perform a functional heart attack, and also not really a way that they couldin practice, all the cells of a The Thing would be working in concert to uphold the illusion of a human form
>>223985451the dude was probably on the verge of a heart attack which is why the thing replicated his poor cardio
>>223985451it doesn't perfectly understand humans though, so maybe it did it for the same reason it blinks, it thinks it should to mimic the body
>>223985560>it doesn't perfectly understand humans thoughwhen?it does a FANTASTIC job pretending to be a person
>>223985363based
>stay alive was the only horror movie made by disney Neat, so it’s canon to the disneyverse
>>223985451How should the Thing know the state of his heart is diseased? How would it know a human heart is meant to do that until it's too late to stop it? It just copied and let the physical processes run. In this case it led to a heart attack.
>>223985637>How should the Thing know the state of his heart is diseased? How would it know a human heart is meant to do that until it's too late to stop it?the same way it knows how to walk around
>>223984908Because notice how theres no scene of mac you know, pouring his vlood in? Lol
>>223984126she's a troubled teen
Anyways JC will reveal mac is the thing just shortly before he passes away
>>223985656>>223985637so while it's impossible for a thing to mimic speech it definitely gains memories of whatever it absorbed as well as muscle memory
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>>223985675Everyone was watching bro. They would've called him out. How would he have known who had a clean sample anyway?
>>223985205>Do you think he's just fucking with us?yes lol
>>223985693Every imitation the thing does is a perfect copy; it has also has the option to not act like that original organism.
>>223985274>I don't know why he feels the need to do this shit.because he's based and does it for the lolzwho the fuck wants him to actually answer fuck those people
>>223982641>choosing to display tranny Pinhead design from the 2022 Hellraiser streaming movie over the iconic Doug Bradley Pinhead designI guess it's more faithful to the book but Doug's is just infinitely more recognizable and iconic for moviegoers
>>223985205The entire point is that you're supposed to be paranoid and not really know.
>>223985732Don't the dogs in the kennel see through the thing disguise promoting it to attack them?
>>223985717Look at this, mein freund. Its a fake hand: make clearly pour unaltered blood in the fake hand, then fake cuts himself and then shortly removed it after the test was done.>but how did he had time to know tje blood test would workBecause earlier the blood storage room was hiajcked by Palmer Thing; he opened it, destroyed the blood, then closed and lockdd it, macready thing soon realizes its a legit test and begin preparing methods to bypass it, like having fake body parts since a Thing cant replicate inorganic material, and simply got the fake blood from a combination of the food ingredients in the storage room.
>>223985783They might've just been acting aggressively to the new dog.
>>223985783Just because dogs can sense something is off, doesn’t mean the humans will.
>>223985732The movie even showed that the copies might not even be aware that they're Things until they're forced to defend and reveal themselves.
>>223985783Dog's senses (smelling, hearing) are heightened more than humans. It's not uncommon in real situations for dogs to be aware of a threat before humans are.
>>223985842>>223985869That would imply it isn't a perfect mimic just better than human detection. Then again they find tests and ways to detect it in the movies anyways showing it isn't perfect.
>>223985975Yeah well your pajarito being used for the bathroom isnt perfect either anon XD
The Thing vs Predator
>>223985800I yield, senor.
Did this movie really need to have a rape scene
>>223986049Yes.
>>223986049Yes
>>223986055>>223986068They should have just had him jerking off in the corner or something. It was too heavy for what was such a goofy movie up that point
>>223986078Yeah well :3
>>223986078A little bit of rape isn't such a big deal
>>223986049I've never seen a movie that didn't need a rape scene
>>223985783No, the alien dog gets put in the kennel and acts weird as fuck and sits in the center of the room, then it starts making a monsterous growling noise that is unnatural for a dog. Then it starts barring its teeth at the other dogs and they do the same and start growling and barking back at it as it starts morphing into a disgusting monster. It was always going to attack them and they didn't really seem to notice it was a dog when it first gets put in the cage (probably because they're all nice actor doggies hwo know each other) the dog closest to the door is even smiling at the alien dog in the beginning.
>>223985800based schizophrenic retard
>>223986111tripzovtrvke
>>223986049>wherever I am, I must also rape
>>223986049cool pepe
>>223986193kek
>>223985625cool scene
Does anyone have that webm or source of the IT film being asked if there was any scenes from the book they wished they filmed, and they awkwardly move onto the next question. Maybe the transcript was fake idk
>>223986167Anon! Dogs don't smile!
>>223986229I know which one you're talking about, but I don't have it. I realize that I have wasted your time with this post.
>>223986167everyone has seen The Thing anon you don't need to spoiler
>>223986263Sounds like something the thing would say
>>223986255No it's good to know that I'm not insane and it exists
>>223986252Orly?
>>223986280wtf
>>223986280IT'S DAS DING!!!!!
>>223986280AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>223986280oh god oh fuck i'm gonna die
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>>223986263These anons haven't it seems...>>223985830>>223985842>>223985869 or at least have forgotten specifics which you remember only after a recent viewinghttps://youtu.be/_7_rAh5UlSI?si=WPH--BhEPn5KE8TC&t=132dog looks at alien dog and smiles :^) camera cuts to anotehr angle
>>223986294awww, sexy freund aus Deutsclnad ist hier mit uns! ahahahahhahaha, sexy mann.
>>223986049the answer is always yes
>>223986294aus einer anderen Hundehütte?
>>223986337Imagine if you shrunk to quarter-inch, and this canine just sniffs you.
>animals all run away from threat while protagonists go the other way tropenever gets old
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>>223982839Watched this recently, it feels weirdly charming. It's not a good movie, but I was entertained. You can see the effort that was put in and I appreciate that. It's not scary though, the monster's name is "The Blink Man", and it plays out like a slenderman video on youtube.
>>223982624Are we excited for Halloween /hor/?
>>223986413>you're not the thing are you sparky?
This one always gets me; advanced computer-try in 1981 (when it was filmed), and also its a cellular level simulation of an assimilation, but it functions like a physical assimilation.
>>223986423LOL if the thing did that I'd want him to win
>>223986431It's funny that directors have always gone "yeah computers can probably do that". Like in the early Scream films they have perfect voice replication.I watched The Bird with the Crystal Plumage the other day and the computer prints out an ascii picture of the killer.
>>223986431So it's more like a demonic possession
>>223986431On the commentary, Kurt Russell and John Carpenter both say it looks like Asteroids on Atari, and it totally does.
>>223986476Right>>2239864810-0
Idk what this is but I'm giving it a go.
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Anyone seen Evilspeak? I watched it years ago and always wanted more computer stuff. I love the idea of hacking into hell. Any good Computer horror kino?
>>223986583computers are pretty lame
>>223986571it was one of the After Dark Horrorfest: 8 Films to Die For, but that's not a great watermark for qualityI have seen it, but I don't remember anything about it
>>223986583I watched this one expecting an omen rip off and instead got military school Carrie. It was okay.
>>223983469>>223983504overrated movie and performance
>>223986337>These anons haven't it seemsbrowns deserve to be spoiled
>>223986476yall seen the leprechaun say ya
>>223986583>>223986611the concept of evil/haunted electronics in general is stupid, so you either roll with it or move onto other things.
>>223986583similar to the lawnmower man soijackpretty rad tho
alright /hor/ i'm about to get into iti fully expect it to be shit but at least this preface works for the meta narrative the first film built
>>223986611I've pirated thousands of dollars of blue ray remuxes with the click of a mouse this month... computers are pretty rad desu
>>223986770I thought it was entertaining
>>223986583kino atmosphere
>>223986770Is that Book of Shadows? Prepare for disappointment if yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1itZiNY5pYOooh, I'm the boogieman
Poltergeist has some unexpected panty shots, jeez
How is it? I think this will be my film tonight.
Bordello of Blood is good I dont understand the hate this movie gets
>>223986930I hate watching movies that caricature metalheads. It was watchable and the girl is cute, that's about it imo.
>>223986919that movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid
>>223986944demon knight niggas hating on it, I think it's good too
>>223986959They're kino in the 80s but the same thing happened to metalheads as wrestling fans they're gay nerds now
>>223986944Bordello of Blood was the first time I saw boobies. I didn't know what they were but I liked them.
>>223986861yes it's bw2i'm like 15 minutes in and i can tell it's already late 90s/early 00s cringe teen horror kino, the manson track in the opening titles informed me of that>>223986923crazy, my dog watches tv with me when he can see the colors good (this works great with older programs especially star trek tos)
>>223986919the original? been a minute since i've seen it, post pls
>>223986930>>223986959I haven't seen this, but did you ever watch Todd & the Book of Pure Evil? It's about 2 stoner metal heads, but it's a really great show. Somewhat comparable to Ash vs Evil Dead. It might still be on Prime.
>>223987001I'm convinced my cat kind of likes black and what movies. It's the only time she pays attention to the tv. She also seemed to like The Wolf House. She watched the tv very intently for a long time.
>>223987084>black and what movies*black and whitespell correct got me
I finished watching the ninth gate and it was more lowkey in some aspects than I was expecting. Cool movie.
>>223987001My cat watches tv too if there's the right kind f movement on screen.
>>223987084maybe because cats see a limited color spectrum so black and white films look more kino to them
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>>223987084>She also seemed to like The Wolf House.Sorry, your cat has terminally shit taste.
>>223987084>>223987132don't forget that animal planet has intentionally graded their programming to be watchable by animalsi don't have cable anymore so i can't test it, but i would if i couldalso updating my progress on book of shadows, i just got to the scene where the two tour groups clash, made me think of life of brian immediately and i kek'dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHHitXxH-us
>>223987189>don't forget that animal planet has intentionally graded their programming to be watchable by animalsI thought this sounding interesting and fact-checked. it's not true but it would be cool. they use different color grading to make environments pop more for human viewers. but while looking this up I learned about DOGTV though, tv for dogs.
>>223987314Kekko Television.
>>223986571Why is the autopsy being performed in a doctor's office? And why is the body in a hospital gown?
>>223987314Is there a /tv/ for dogs too?
>>223987430Only in Canada
>>223987314>DOGTV though, tv for dogs.This is unironically evilWhy corrupt an animal that finds joy in the simplest of things
Should I watch the F13 show? Honestly its either that or Dahmer Monster
>>223987430They have Bone posting of the scene from the Bark Knight Rises
>>223987452Dahmer is kino
>>223987127kinotheme as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7APF2mUo7bE
>>223987037Jenny is my waifu
>>223987452why are those your only two choices
>>223987508Because im a f13 fan, but i heard the notoriety with Dahmer, so i cant choose.
Why is J-Horror so much better, on the whole, than other Asian horror?
>>223987665Hong Kong is better
>>223987665You can tell that effort is put in regardless of the budget. They commit to the concepts and do a good job of incorporating cultural aspects into the types of stories they tell. There is a distinctness and competence to them that often really works well compared to b-movies from other countries. Cute women too.
>>223987665They were decades ahead in terms of building talent. Hard to think now, but in the 80s it was thought that Japan might be the future super power to rival America and their entertainment industry took off to match it with all the anime. They had a stock market crisis that fucked them in the ass for decades but the talent was still there. Korea is hot on their heels now.
>>223987665American influence.
>>223987773>bible blackI think watching this as a child permanently fucked up my brain.
>>223987452>Should I watch the F13 show?if you can find a good copy of it, sure. just a heads up there's no jason, it's an anthology series of people getting bad luck. might be on tubi or something, they host a lot of old shows.>>223987127the book is great too
>>223987684this is true
>>223987665I'd say that this century gook horror has been better than Japanese horror.
>>223982624I don't know how anyone could watch "modern horror". Nothing but LE HECKING AWESOME GURL POWAH YA'LL
>>223987808I read the visual novel as a preteen and there was a scene where the girls squeeze the MC's dick really hard to keep him from cumming. I tried that and burst a few veins in my dick. I can still see them to this day.
So how was it?
I almost said "kino" out loud today when talking to a woman about the ending of TCM
>>223987976Jesus
>>223987968there's still some reasons
>characters bond over being movie geeks and sneak off to have sex in the outdoor latrine before being brutally murdered by nazi zombieswhy does shit like this never happen to me GODDAMN
>>223987993I have to stop myself sometimes too
>>223987765>Hard to think now, but in the 80s it was thought that Japan might be the future super power to rival America and their entertainment industry took off to match it with all the anime. They had a stock market crisis that fucked them in the ass for decades but the talent was still there.J-Horror was building a lot of momentum in the 80's with big-budget projects like Sweet Home and low-budget splatterpunk like Tetsuo, and there were a lot of cool, gory special effects being done in V-Cinema like the Guinea Pig series. J-Horror got the wind knocked out of it by the Tsutomu Miyazaki murders ruining the public perception of horror films and horror in Japan never recovered, it was on the verge of making films to rival Hollywood until then.
>>223987993women have shit tastes in horror movies tbqh
>>223987493It's a shame that was like the last biggest role she's had. Hannah was acute also. And the twins from the Terrible Twin Turf Tussle episode that Jenny does lesbian stuff with.
>>223987992Heard it was lame
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>>223988003is there more or is this the only shot in the movie that does this?
>>223988072she also gets topless
>>223988205alright fine i'll give this faggot shit a watch then
