Was Filch paid a salary or did he do it for free?
>>223998986>sea mine
>>223998986I'm sure he got a salary on top of free housing. Like Hagrid.
>>223998986>minority character is disgusting and hated by everyone>refuses to go away
>>223998986
He was torturing himself every day for being a Squib. He didnt care about anything really, just making others suffer the way he did. He also sided with the blood purists who hated squids so he was just doing it to punish everyone. He had a great big hole in him, and he wanted to inflict as much pain in others as he could but no amount of it would ever fill that hole. He just wanted to punish the world for being born.
>>223998986they paid him in pounds but had fun with it>filch shambles his way to dumbledore's office (which is at the top of the school, meaning he had to traverse the moving staircase which was coincidentally enchanted to fuck with squibs extra hard)>requests his pay from the professor>dumbledore calmly stretches his legs over to filch, who is visibly exhausted after a day of cleaning elf shit off the floors of the entire school all day with nothing but a bucket and mop>dumbledore conjures up a large wad of pounds from thin air>the wizard gingerly pulls out 3-4 pounts from the gargantuan stack, making his disgust for normal money plainly visible >proceeds to toss the remainder into the air which his pet phoenix quickly snatched up, burning the muggle currency to ashes within seconds>dumbledore slowly floats the bills over to filch, making sure to "accidentally" let them drop to the floor two or three times on the way>filch takes his meager pay and forces an exclamation of gratitude to exit his lips, knowing full well that the professor could turn his cat inside-out again if he comes off as ungrateful>before filch exits, the professor informs the lowly janitor that the gryffindor children have incited yet another food fight and that it was to be cleaned before the sun rose>as the squib exits, dumbledore smiles softly at his chair, uttering "50 points to gryffindor" under his breath with a giggle
>>223999159jej
>>223998986>character you resemble alreadybasically me but with an hoodie and slim jeans: creepy odd-looking but still a bit youthful and springy ;P
>>223999163it was weird a guy without magic was tasked to clean an entire castle. Also why did Umbridge put up with him? A purist like herself should have fired him first
>>223999159>that wrinkle/dimple That makes her look way older
Filch wanted to whip the students as I recall. Umbridge was going to let him but then Fred and George busted out of the school before he could.
>>223998986Why are school janitors always deformed little freaks?It always seems like a postion for the rejects.Them and lunch ladies
>>223999227He was useful at the time. We never see his internal thoughts but I honestly think he was just suicidal and didn't care. They were being nice to him in the interim, and the guy had no one in his life except a cat. The students were known to be sort of mean to him (hes a janitor, all kids do stupid shit at school) but he was also just miserable. They found him trying to use what is basically fake magic at one point.
>>223999245In Queen's Gambit the janitor was a cranky but kind chess teacher
>>223999227>the fucking bazookaKek
>>223999159>do it. it'll trendkids today really do say shit like this, don't they
>>223999123He will never have this, neither will i...
>>223999254>the guy had no one in his life except a cat.Wasn't he bonking thelibrarian.
>>223999254>They found him trying to use what is basically fake magic at one point.And beat the shit out of him. Never understood why Dumbledore got a pass for that
>>223998986Balenciaga Filch is best Filch
Being a squib has to suck ass. It's like being a literal retard in the real world, except you have enough awareness to realize how awful it is. If you're lucky, your parents/family will take care of you and then you're just a mooch. Or you have to go live a muggle life knowing how much better it could have been. I'd ask for obliviate.
>>223999305its never really explained what squibs are. Can they see magical things like Thestrals and Dementors? Are they just muggles? How do they get born? inbreeding too much?
He was a miserable prick but when it was time to stand on business he stood with Hogwarts against the Death Eaters
>>223999305Just get a gun and become a mage hunter.Kill all wizzas
>>223999163Where did you find my autobiography?
>>223999340Yes they can.
>>223999305Potions work so you could just drink the cum super hard potion every night after love potioning some muggle chick you found
>>223999289no, Jocasta was never into him
>>223999340Magical born but can't do magic, as opposed to muggle borns who can. Usually means you had a muggle/wizard ancestor and their genes won outIronically this proves Slytherin right, and there's was a follow up which notes that magical blood is dying out
>>223999354basedKinda sad he was Petunia. Always wanted to learn magic but couldn't, still loved the school so much he protected it at any cost.
>>223999399squibs must really hate mudbloods
>>223999227Sauce with audio?
>>223999340>its never really explainedThat's the worldbuilding for Harry Potter in general. I'm glad people are waking up to how awful Joanne is as a writer (and person).
>>223999444https://x.com/DerekMercer2006/status/2115555678097932580
>>223999123>gigachad Filch
>>223999446link with audio?
>>223999399That and the fact that muggleborns all have a magical ancestor somewhere are the two most bizarre lore additions she later made. It completely undermines the anti blood purity message of the books, because it is a very valid concern, and would have been an even bigger one back in the middle ages when Slytherin got ostracised
>>223999542https://x.com/Tomw852/status/2115662411923341459Same guy who did this
>>223999461Thank you.
>>223999550Theyre intertwined. Muggleborn are descended from squibs who integrated with muggles. All muggleborn are squid descended or had a normal wizard ancestor that fucked a muggle.
>>223999454>tranny keeps repeating nonsense, hoping it will come true
>>223999605>>223999550there is a theory that wizards stole magic from the magical creatures. Goblins and elves can do powerful magic without wants but wizards need wants with cores from other magical creatures to do magic. It implies it's unnatural for humans to have magic.
>>223999709Goblins unsuccefully fought a bunch of wars over the right to use wands though.
>>223999709Wizards can do natural magic, and wandless magic was capable of being used easily by high tier wizards. Voldemort casts wandless magic and could even fly without the need of a broom or enchanted item. He could just fly. The wand just makes it easier and more precise. Ariana had random magical fits that could harm others because she had severe emotional problems.
>>223999742can't they just get one? It can't be that hard to find one
>>223999159Malfoid is literal tranny shit for closeted faggots.
>>223999399It didnt prove him right, it just proved there's a genetic connection to magic in some way. Squib ancestry could mean magic in later generations of offspring. If it were truly dying out, that would not happen. It would just be gone forever. People are born with all sorts of problems every single day. A kid being born without eyes doesnt mean everyone will one day be blind and have no eyes.
Part 4 is definitely happening
>>223999412I didnt know this but apparently rowling planned on introducing a character who got magic much, much older and they had to make their own way to Hogwarts. She never said who it was other than to confirm it wasnt going to be Petunia. I'm assuming it was going to Dudley, who early on is described as possibly being part giant in some way, and Petunia's bloodline definitely had magic in it because of Lily.
>>223999777Wizard cops will beat a goblin if they catch one with a wand.
>>223999777>>223999742My theory is that wands were once explicit weapons and that carrying one basically mean you had certain social privileges.
>>223999580thanks
>>223999999
>>223999960goblins can just claim religious exemption
>>223998986he was paid in dirty period blood undies
>Malfoid general got nuked
>>224000410Already happened once and it sprung back like nothing happened.
>>224000494Plus like 3 other HP threads
>>223999454>and a personum sweaty your bulge is showing
>>223998986He got a cuck shed
its funny to watch right wing commentators arguing in favor of gender swapping while watching AI generated teenage romance drama because it supports traditional family values
>>223998986filch was dumbledore in disguise THE WHOLE TIME!!! HES STILL ALIVE!!! AHHH
>>224002131Well they're right about everything else there except the AI slop, everyone's politics on AI are fucking retarded because leftoids hate it for the wrong reasons and zogmutts love it because it owns the leftoids
>>223999029Based af
>>224000410Someone posted cheesy pizza
>>223998986Thank you anon, for granting us yearners a home
>>223999227Why did they even hire this guy? A spell could do everything this guy could do in mere seconds than what he could do in an entire day. Was Dumbledore having a laugh?
>>224002535He was making sure Filch had a place in Wizarding society at one of its most prestigious institutions despite being magicless. It's a cruel world for the wandless out there.
>>223999550Thats why Harry Potter is based. Its subtle but the villian was right all along
>>224002131>its funny to watch right wing commentators arguing in favor of gender swapping while watching AI generated teenage romance drama because it supports traditional family valuesWhy is it funny to you?
>>223999289Yeah, the old fuck was plowing Madam Pince or Pinch or whatever it was
>>224002535He was one of gaydores holes
>>224002656JKR hate is so misplaced.Some liberals just purity spiraled too hard.
>>224002535He applied and Dumbeldore has to pick between accepting his candidacy or telling him fuck off, squib. Filch could go somewhere else but he doesn't. The letter Dumbledore wrote Petunia was regretful and sad, he doesn't want to be cruel to people.
>>224002691because its a bunch of boomers discussing fanfic
>>224002773Rowling is practically a saint, I looked up all her "controversies", all of them, I see nothing in any of them. And she was never an Epstein associate. She's not in there. An invitation to one of the movie premieres was sent out to him but it wasn't her, it was some Hollywood secretary mailing that shit from a list. Rowling is a godamn saint.
>>223998986he was paid in wizard pussy
THE HOUSE-ELF RATS MUST BE KEPT IN THEIR PLACE, BENEATH RIGHTEOUS PUREBLOOD HEELS.HEIL SALAZAAR HEIL SLYTHERIN
>>224002691Its not. Leftists and trannies are having a meltdown over this
>>224002462>that pic>you will never have this
>>223999245They reject your application?
>>224002950>That pic>You will have this
>>224002950it hurts a little
>>223999399>Usually means you had a muggle/wizard ancestor and their genes won outThere are squibs born from pureblood familiesin one case a pureborn family had all their children be born as squibs to their horror
>>224002439?
>>224002535Wizards love slave labor.
>>224003048>in one case a pureborn family had all their children be born as squibs to their horrorProbably unironically a problem of being too inbred, similar to Bellatrix being fucking insane and Crabbe and Goyle being fat retards.
>>223999476not to mention gigastacy Mrs. Norris.
>>224002790So it's funny to you, because you have some arbitrary ideas about what people should care about, and it seems to contradict them. It's funny because you were never trained to think like a human.
>>224003147That's a cat.
>>224002950>>224002979>>224003043appreciate more whatever you have, improve yourself and strive for what you want
>>224002131Right wingers aren't arguing. Theyre just watching and enjoying same as (YOU).Yearn moar
>>224002656>don't like a thing>activate neurons>their porn fried brain can only create thoughts about fucking children
Honestly if you were born a squib, what is preventing you from just going all out and leaking the magic shit to other muggles?Bringing guns and shit, restarting the witch trials
>>224002535>>224002702Image being dumbldore, taking your weekly slice of his ass.Probably use an enlarge spell on his cock, just to make it more humiliating.Knowing he has to take it to keep his job, his little sobs and whimpers, maybe he even leaks a little in shame and cry’s more for dumbldore turning him a little gay and training him to like it.The dominant orgasm into his submissive hole as he cries and sobs. Delish
>>224002950>>224002979WE WILL HAVE THIS
>>224003198>funnySee >>224002895Nothing is funny to the woke mob
>>224003220Based yearner
>>223999242Voldemort is literally me right now.
>>224003345>>224003289Is this the leftist trannies new tactic to derail malfoid threads?
>>224003198no, its funny in a sense that this isn't something I would have had on my bingo card for 2026.its nice to see they enjoy this too
>>224003345LET A THOUSAND BLOSSOMS BLOOMWE SHALL YEARN, OUR HEARTS AND MINDS TURNED TOWARDS THE BRIGHT FUTURE, A GLORIOUS FUTURE, A FUTURE WHERE A YOUNG MAN AND A YOUNG GIRL HOLD EACH OTHER IN EARNEST AND CHASTE LOVEWE YEARN AND BE INSPIRED AND SEEK THAT OUT
>>223999227>tasked to clean an entire castleCaretaker is not the same thing as a janitor. Hogwarts had a literal army of slave elves who are better at magic than even pure blood wizards. His job was probably closer to a supervisor. Him and his cat just patrol around to make sure everything is in order, and nothing is broken, then delegates it down to the elf slaves, or maybe one of the teachers, since they sometimes help fix things
>>224002950
>>224003440Well yeah, nobody saw this coming.But it makes perfect sense now that it's here.
>>224003247>Oh, yeah, great. Another schizo babbling about underground pizza parlours that drain adrenochrome from children. The absolute state of mental health in our country
>>223999242>>224003408>the dark lord’s master plan for magical matchmaking: I was born from a love potion and can’t feel love, so I’ll start a war to make my nemesis and his rival fall in love and create the greatest romance in the history of the wizarding world?!I would watch this anime
