I'm a slasher...OF PRICES.
>>224007187If he went to jail they would have to pay for a BOND
>Catch me later>He catches him later
Hello OP. How's the thread?
>>224007484Still a bit gay
>>224007484It's still a bit slow.
>>224007518>>224007532We're making you Moderator.Of Papercraft and Origami.
>No luck banning them sneedposters, then?>it’s just the one sneedposter actually
>>224007726That's...a dead board
It's incredible how this is so much funnier than Shaun of the Dead
>>224007815idk, different vibes from the two even if they're made by the same people. shaun is more stoner comedy while this is more quick
>you shouldn’t shitpost late at night…>I dunno, I quite like a midnight rofl!>cucks>sooooooo
>>224007815>>224007856I just rewatched the trilogy. Shaun is still great but the script for Hot Fuzz is just head and shoulders better. World's End for he has always been really disappointing.
>>224007856Shaun does have more depressing moments than Hot Fuzz
>>224008064Paul is a better fit for the trilogy than Worlds End
>>224007797Yes! Lovely.
>>224008292Is there a moderator's position on /tv/?
>>224008107The scene where they're talking about shooting Shaun's mom is the best acting Simon Pegg has ever done.
>>224007484Still full of fags.
>>224008064i passed out drunk watching worlds end because it was boring and woke up to bilbo being an alien robot or something lmao
>>224007187Is there a Mr. P.I. Staker in this thread?
>>224008492Oi, when's your birthday?
No luck catching them shitposters, then?
>>224008424No.
>He said he'd get dubs with 55>WHEN ACTUALLY HE GOT 53>You banned him for that?
>>224008931Just the one shitposter, actually.
>>224009329Yes. As well as consistent errors in spelling and punctuation in his posts.
>>224009321Can I remain here as a shitposter?
>A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
>>224009329>You see, as much as I enjoyed your wild theories about discord trannies, Sergeant, the truth is far less complex. OPs fate was simply the result in him having...appalling taste in films>"appalling!">But...but what about those fishtank threads? They bribed you! Their threads caused the highest activity in /tv/ history!>/ftl/ was an awful shame. But it seemed like they were set on migrating boards.>If we can't have em, no one can.>Not least them heathens on /bant/.
>>224008600This may sound stupid but there's not enough jokes in the movie.
>>224009430No!
>>224009494Kek
>>224009494You've got a (You)
>I like to think of my office as out on /tv/>Indeed you do. Your ban record is 400% higher than any other janny, which is high time such skills were put to better use. We're making you a moderator>I see>In /out/>In where sorry?>In the outdoor board>But that... has no traffic>Yes! Lovely>Isn't there a moderator's position here in /tv/?>No>Can I remain here as a janny?>No>Do I have any choice in this?>Neewww
>>224009527Do I have any choice in threads?
>>224009552>Your predessor assumed that blue board moderation was easy. Ended up having a nervous breakdown. And Janny Popwell was an exceptional moderator. She only had one thing you haven't got.>A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD! Come on, let's have a mosey around!>Dubs thread.>/druk/ thread.>/pol/ thread.>Now, how's about we take a trip to the Bannedies?
>I was like you once Anon. I believed in the immutable word of the global rules. That is until the night Mrs. Janny was taken from me. You see, no-one loved /tv/ more than her. She was head of the Women’s Discord, chair of the board culture committee, even pinned the stickied threads. When they started the ’Board of the Year’ contest, she worked round the clock, it became her life. I’ve never seen such dedication. On the eve of the adjudicator’s arrival, some ban evaders moved into a Digger thread. Before you could say jeet scum, We were knee deep in frogposts, BBC and sneedposters.>SNEEDPOSTERS>We lost the title and Janny lost her mind. She revoked her own 4chan pass and roped. From that moment on I swore that I’d do her proud. >And whatever the cost, we’d make /tv/ great again.
>>224007187I watched this movie with a GF and she didn't laugh once. Needless to say we broke up shortly thereafter.
>>224010107https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/believed%20in%20the%20immutable%20word%20of%20the%20global%20rules/Holy fuck this is original. Well done.
>>224010180I had a first date that centered around the excuse of watching Hot Fuzz together. We didn't get halfway through the movie before we banged.Been with her almost 5 years now.
>>224010180this is a great litmus test. a girl I was seeing didn't laugh once at Police Squad and we broke up a month later
>>224010296yeah i fucked her first
>>224010679Possibly. She's my third wife anyway, we've both got some miles on us
AHHHH
>>224008064Faggot Motherfuckers like yourself always hate on Worlds End but I still maintain it's the best episode of Doctor Who since the revival started.
>>224011156Wrong. Matt Smith has a gorillion kino episodes. Capaldi tried his best but the writing had gone to shit by the time he got there.
>>224010296Did you find out later she was a psychopath?
I simply spied you loitering in Papercraft & Origami and assumed you had some spare time.
>>224011856Mr Janny, anon's sicked up in thread 6.
>>224010872yeah i fucked you too, im your second wife
It's hardly in keeping with the board's safe for work aesthetic, is it?
>See that anonymous poster over there? Why do you think he posts without a tripcode?>Because he's fuck ugly.>Or... Perhaps he's trying to hide something.>Yeah, cuz he's fuck ugly.
>>224007251heh
AH HAA HAAAWWWWWW
>>224009628NEOOOO
>>224013695(You)! When's your birthday?
>>224008064I love TWE and I don't care what anyone says. It's a great final movie for the trilogy. I rewatch it regularly.
>>224008879Twenty-second of February
>>224013893WHAT YEAR?
>>224013924>eVeRy YeAr
>>224011892Yaarb
*POSTS**POSTS**POSTS**POSTS*
>Janitor!>I beg your pardon?>System of moderation characterizedby extreme nonpayment
Hot Fuzz doesn’t land with me. I like the idea but it’s just there. It doesn’t help that I agree with the villains.
>>224014351Except the villains are psychopathic boomers execute random white kids for having fun. They are supposed to seem like they have a point until you realize that.
>>224015161Why'd you feel the need to specify the kid are white?
>>224015411because its probably the children of people in the community that they know vs foreign invaders.
>>224015161>nothing you have is ever worth preserving>especially not your homes or neighborhoodsThere’s a line to be crossed, for sure, but the movie strawmans the argument with trivial transgressions instead of grappling with the real idea of cultural degradation.
>>224015437>I agree with the movie's villains as long as I ignore the movie's plot and their characters
>>224015437this is not something that warrants the murder of children for being annoying.
>>224011104Methhead Peter Jackson>>224013969They're niggers Tom
>>224014336>FAG
>>224008064Shaun of the dead doesn’t hold up in the modern era. Nick frost’s 90s slacker archetype is infuriatingly repulsive rather than charming.
>>224015736Hits a little too close to home?
would be too brown if made today
>>224007815Shaun is really fucking comfy. Hot Fuzz is stiff, overly jokey and soulless. No wonder you autistic retards drool over it.
>>224015411Because if they were kiling non white kids they'd be good
>>224015736okay rotten tomatoes.
>>224010296To be fair, Hot Fuzz is much funnier if you're familiar with action movie tropes
>>224007187Timothy Dalton in Hot Fuzz
>>224010872>She's my third wife anyway>third wife>THIRD wifeJFC anon, how many times do you have to get burned before you stop touching the hot fucking pan?
Peter Ian Staker
>>224014351>Hot Fuzz doesn’t land with me.It was ass.
>>224015878You're right about SotD being comfy, it takes me back to better times tbqh.HF is good and I'd say it's on par with the SotD. It gets points because it's got Dalton in it though.
>>224015478>jogging alone while wearing a 'fun runners' group t-shirt depicting multiple dark figures indicating that he's actually part of a larger group
>>224016217shitty neighbors, huh>>224016269hehehehe
>>224016331>shitty neighborsNah, the random rangebans are targeting users that don't buy 4chin passes or register emails with the site. GookMoot thinks people will get frustrated and spend money on this shithole or register an email so they can sell it to turd parties.Not gonna' work.
>>224016398that explains a lot
>>224007187Would you anon? Bare in mind that everyone in the station has banged her at least twice.>I've been round the station a few times
>>224014351Yeah they wanna preserve their village so I get it>>224016435would
I liked Shaun of the Dead and Spaced but thought this movie was meh.
>>224016435I would fuck the soul out of olivia colman
>>224015490>>224015634so good
>>224016557Too many jokes for you?
>>224007187Damn near everything in the movie has a payoff of sorts, but what was up with the fat guy almost dying in the explosion at the end? Just seemed like a pointless thing to include
Mornin' Angle
AAZDGESAAAZDGE ENNI OI ENLE CHON'DAWN CUZINSEEVUN'MO WOZEMON'BOW
>>224008064World's End is kino from start to finishJust don't go in thinking its going to be like Hot Fuzz, its basically a coming of age character drama
>>224017842This guy was also Walder Frey. Michael was also The Hound.Inspector Butterman was also the Arch Maester.I thought the fat kid who said he was born in 1969 was also Hot Pie but I was wrong.
>>224017998>This guy was also Walder Frey.and filch the janny from harry potter
>>224017842>>224017998he also plays old finn in that adventure time episode where he's dead and excited he can see his old friend again
>>224014351Post your tits
>>224016435Unquestionably. Middle aged women that been riding the slut train for 20+ years will drain you completely.
>>224017842West Country dialect is the Final Boss of English.
>>224017998Everyone knows that.
>>224007187This film is a legitimate 10/10 and easily Wright's best, although I am very fond of SOTD too.
>>224018141Um, everybody knows everybody 'round here.
>>224008064The screenplay for Hot Fuzz might be the tightest script ever written. There isn't a single wasted piece of dialogue that seems like filler.
>>224010651>>224010296>>224010180Based. If one can't belly laugh at British shenanigans and/or silly absurdist sight gags all with clever wordplay then they either take themselves too seriously or alternatively are an idiot. Either way, neither is ideal in a partner.
>>224007815Both are excellent movies, though I will say I do like Hot Fuzz more.
>Decaffeinated?
>>224015736what do you mean? i actually remember lazy newspaper/magazine articles about all this>our love-hate relationship with the slacker manbaby.it's a recognisable character type, you probably know (or are/were) an Ed.the more dated aspect is the fact it's basically a parody of those Richard Curtis films, twee twentysomethings who live in a London that didn't actually exist. i can't explain it, but i LIKE all the housemate/friend characters in Spaced. all the housemate/friend characters in Shaun of the Dead just make me wish i was watching Spaced.
>>224018288hehehe
>>224007187What kind of game is Splat the Rat?
>>224013843Moderator, i koinda loike it here
>>224018485yarp
>Shaun>Sgt. Angel>Gary KingWhich one do you relate to the most?
>>224019263I'm Gary King but without all the shit he did in his teenage years
>>224018169And its 2 hours long
>>224018207The sad part is at the time I was so desperate to make a relationship work I downplayed the movie as, "not being as funny as I remembered it". I regret not being true to myself in that instance.
>>224018485>splat the rat>during the village fair they splat the snitch journalist with the church spireI kneel
>that's the fridge magnate>made a fortune in kitchen goods
>>224019263>Shaun has a gf>Sgt Angel is exceptionally skilled>Gary King is a charismatic extrovertnone of them, really
>>224020102hehehe55 when i'm actually 53!
>>224008187We do not talk about Paul.
>>224016269>>224015478thar would be a nice casual hloween costume
>>224016435100% balls deep raw.
>>224011156This. This guy knows.
Is "an appalling actor" the greatest and fewest words to completely turn a story on its head in the history of film?
>>224015736Fun fact. On the audio commentary Nick asks the cast if he will end up being the Coltrane for the noughties then the rest proceed to tell him he would go on to play Hagrid (but a drug dealer one)
>>224019263>have had the same job for 12 years >perpetual underachiever >long term relationship ended because she wanted something more/different >my friends and I just drink and watch movies/play video gamesShaun is literally me.
>>224020225Best script Edgar Wright ever write. It's brilliant.
>>224016435She absolutely mogged the other actresses who played the queen. The scene where she blew Charles the fuck out was mega kino.
Simon Pegg has aged very poorly.
>>224007815Shuan was a proof of concept
>>224021566He looks like your typical dad. Also, checked.
>>224016269BRAVO EDGAR
>>224019263>you're doing a good job and that's a problem for usangel
>>224020225I get the first line but is there another pun I’m missing in the second?
>>224021683it's the second line that reveals the pun in the first line
>you can't just make baneposters disappear. >yes I can ,I'm the janny.
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!
>>224007187>fascist!
Call me a basic bitch all you want, my favorite film series is Lord of the Rings, my favorite single film is Hot Fuzz.
>>224022032Hot Fuzz has an incredible script, an A+ cast giving incredible performances and it's genuinely funny. That's not basic at all. And LOTR is a crowning achievement of cinema. Also the fact Viggo never won shit for his performance is retarded.
>>224007815>>224015878>watch Shaun of the Dead as a 13 year old on release>think this guy is a cunt>watch it again as a 35 year old>sympathise with him greatly
>>224022143>Also the fact Viggo never won shit for his performance is retarded.agreed>>224022145iktf
>>224022145Peeeeeete
>>224022145idk how he put up with shaun and ed's bullshit for all those years
>>224008064>Shaun is still great but the script for Hot Fuzz is just head and shoulders betterdon't fucking say that word ever again
>>224022145Pete did nothing wrong. If my roommate left the front door opened I'd be pissed.
>>224022023
>>224021717It works without it...?
>>224010107>before you could say newfags, we were knee deep in bane posting and sneedposting.
>>224022143Thanks anon, I should have posted with more confidence. Normally once a year, I watch LotR extended in 4k with a /fit/ friend of mine (marathoned in one day at first, now over a weekend). Likewise whenever a group of /k/ friends get together (burgers and bongs) we almost always watch Hot Fuzz, it's a tradition. This is a great thread.
>>224023144>crusty dubblers
>hey, uh>you have a sage name>I KNOW
want to be a big cop in a small town? fuck off to the model village then
>>224023357That line always cracks me up like nothing else.
>>224023357hehehe
>>224022145When you watch Shaun of the Dead as a kid, you hate Pete. When you watch it as an adult you agree with him. When you stop to think about it further you realize he's just as much of a loser as Shaun>identical living situation>similar income level>no indication of any meaningful relationships>sole achievement is owning a car
BBUUUUAAAUURRRH
>>224007187Fuck I was sure he just died as well
>>224007187Why did Dalton not get a career revival out of this performance?
>>224023293Treasure that, man. Starting in high school my friends would carve out a day and watch the whole trilogy(extended). It was always a great time. Now we're all in our late 30's and it's nearly impossible to get together. One friend just had his 3rd kid, one is stationed overseas and one has chronic health issues. Enjoy it, friend.
Are you saying that this is a crime scene?
crusty jugglers
>>224023634He's always been pretty selective about his roles. Seems he did well with his money and can work when he wants.
>>224022145He always had a point? Thats why Shaun writes on the fridge to find Liz before passing out. I didnt think he was a cunt, everything he says is correct.
>>224022145I never thought he was a cunt, just uptight. Leaving front door open and letting your mate doss on the sofa while not paying rent would piss me off as well
>>224023569Yeah and working on Sunday? Nobody works on Sunday except retail slaves. At least he was tall
>>224019263Gary King if he were a sober NEET shut-in.
>>224023637Yeah similar story for me, mid-30's. We've all moved away from each other but still only a day's drive. One /k/ friend and I still get together once a week to watch a movie online. Another friend and I play vidya for an hour once a week when his young twins are behaving, we make it work. I wish you the best, anon.>>224023680Only an accide- I mean incident.
>>224016594>t.
HAG
>>224023569When you think about it even more, Ed was in the right for calling him a prick all the time.Pete was in pretty much the same boat as Shaun but acted like he was somehow superior. Ed was putting him in his place and Pete fucking hated it.
>>224019263Gary but without the being a cool guy in high school part
>>224023569>they all went to college together>work at RadioShack
>>224023293Take this upvote, friend.You’ve earned it.
>>224019263Oh that’s easy, Gary because my life has been completely meaningless and directionless since high school because I didn’t take school seriously and never went to college and I’m 34 so it’s way too late for that now
>>224023680>are you saying that this is a dubs thread??
>>224017998Ah, but did you also know that the farmer was A CONSUL OF ROME
>>224019263Gary and it's not even close. never tried to actually kill myself. bought the gun tho. i still have it.
>>224022216I like it, it's very comfy, although Orlando Jones really deserved to be in better productions imo
>>224024196Funny you should say that because it was the "your place or mine" skits in Bruiser with those two where I realized I would fuck her into oblivion.
>>224022145Struth
>>224022032>>224022143Are you guys me?
>>224023357The script is so good that the film DEMANDS multiple viewings in order to get all the wordplay jokes and foreshadowing. I think I'm on my dozenth watch and I still catch something new every time. It's wild how much Wright's script-writing fell off in the last few years compared to the Cornetto Trilogy.
Point Break, or Bad Boys II?
>>224028028which one do you think i'd prefer?
>>224028046No I mean which one do you want to make a thread for first?
>>224028028Was the original Bad Boys not worth seeing?
>>224028224II is much more action heavy
>>224027000Anon, you buy guns for sports and to shoot people trying to hurt you or your family, you don't buy guns to hurt yourself.
>>224028028Blue is the warmest colour.
>>224016269BRAVO
>>224015736I think that really means you turned into a spiteful old person
>>224009494Very good
>>224010872I know you do, you remember that morning your arse felt sore after you went to that Manchester nightclub?
