>it's already worse than Season 1>using Bautista as a cheap dream cameo in the open>Hairline-Harrision is getting black'd by his boss's daughter>Dexter has been nerfed from smart online geek to boomer who shares his location>Stayin Alive Super Jew detective got nerfed and can't arrest an old fogey killer even with a dossier of info>Quinn is already showing up to investigate Angel>premise is already less fun than the serial killer club>writing has gone downhill in various scenes especially in the body shop scene>Rapunzel died like a bitch playing right into Dexter's hand>literally written by Reynolds and ClydePromo for 202: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyoUP-C14AkIt's not looking good, bros...
Lila is still best girl
>>224025772deckstah
>>224025749>new timeskip between seasons 1 and 2, instead of just between New Blood and Resurrection>Gigi is gone and replaced by some random blackie>no Harrison character growth at all, he just went from "I wanted to kill my father" to "oh hey my father is so cool let's kill people with him" like he's a brainless pudding>Angel's force ghost thing is the dumbest shit ever especially due to the timeskip where no one actually reacted to his death in any way
>>224025749This show is feeling very rushed. Literally all cast of the prior season is back and show up in one episode. Shit barely even started and he already got Rapunze
>all those fake chad jeets at the barkek
What the fuck happened to Harrison's hairline? This is some brutal twink death.
I like the new old intro though.
>>224025831did you not watch the last season where he speedkills 3 or 4 major killers who could've been major big bads worth entire seasons? fuck knows why they have to rush it so much>>224025870he's always had that hairline just hid it well
shitty thread maker
>>224025749Kill yourself OP
>>224025749My friend is an extra in the first episode and actually made it into two scenes. It's just her back, but she's in it. Were having a watch party tonight.
i wish they didnt off screen her
>>224026013be nice to op
>>224026166no, go back to /v/
>>224026331I don't play video games
I just realized that the new villain is David from Legion
>>224026465Welcome to /v/ then.
>>224026089I wish she never happened.Show would've been infinitely better without: Hannah, Dexter having a kid (Rita should've died before getting pregnant), Brian dying or the stupid shrink that invented the code.The ideal show would've been:>S1: Dexter does not kill Brian and he simply flees. >S2: Happens exactly the same, maybe at first they think it's the ice truck killer but then they figure out it isn't his MO and season continues as always. Maybe less romantic drama. Lundy continues investigating ITK and even suspects Doakes was somehow working with or for him.>S3: You can keep Prado but cut the whole FREEBO plot, the black deb's boyfriend, etc. Make Prado a more important villain through the season. Remove the retarded panama serial killer, focus on friendship/betrayal. Maybe Brian can pop somewhere.>S4: Trinity plot can still work without a baby, as Dexter would want to be a good father for Astor and Cody. He stills kill Rita.>S5: Dexter going crazy. Instead of having force ghost Brian, he teams up with the real one and is hunted by Lundy. He kills Lundy and Deb finds out what he is.>S6: Deb knowing who Dexter is season, make Deb have a kid with Quinn so Dexter is an uncle and she can't really kill him or arrest him. Have S7 be the last season with a proper final villain, have Brian die, sacrifice, etc. Dexter lives and continues killing. End.
what is the state of the male gaze in hollywood when they have to hire two these two as the friends to make Harrison hitting on this bitch plausible
I just realized that the main character is David from Six Feet Under
>>224026016Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>224026613biwisi won
>>224026613>do you mind if I hit on your friend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_znBNPjl4i miss how old shows used to look, i think this new season is shot well but holy fuck it looks horrible with the dreamy lightning
>>224026676season 1 and 2 of dexter used 35mm film. thats why
>>2240267082007 was the end of television for this reason. many shows upgraded that year to digital.
>>224026609Make into AI animated, I'd watch it.
We already got an episode of Dexter coming to terms that he won't be recognized as a hero for what he does back in the fist season of the original series. Do we really need an entire season for this arc done worse?
They should have used young Dexter actor as Harrison
>>224026708even season 8 looks way better than all the new dexter seasons, we seriously lost the technology
>back to waiting weekly for new episodes
This was pretty disturbing with all the loud mouth sounds
>>22402684320 years later, some things that don't change
>>224026843I like it but hate it, last episode is going to be in 2027Shows should start releasing 2 episodes weekly
>>224026849Al was a big guy for him
>>224026905Good writing to not make him an oblivious retard walking into Dexters trap and actually over powering him
>A serial killer that actually uses a gun.It's about time. I know he's going to job to Dexter but would love it if he actually manages to kill Dexter this season.
>Hey kids have you seen my friend>He's over there in the big RV>Boy that was easy, guess I won't make it to Harrison's ceremony after all
Who's even the big bad this season? I don't understand what I'm watching. Someone help me.
>>224025749The new conflict for this season seems retarded.>what if serial killer has a mid-life crisis>whzt if he actually wants recognition for the "good" he doesAll that shit to yeet out the good old formula.Reeks of a new writers' room. And a retarded one, at that.The lines he says to Al in the body shop feels like someone just caught up on the series and want to be a good boy by pretending to be in the club.
>>224027099WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE
>>224027098His ego
>>224025749I'm watching the original Dexter for the first time right now and I just got to the episode where Hannah is killed by dexter. I seriously can't believe they finally had Deborah admit that she is in love with him. Am I going to get any Debra scenes worth gooning?
>>224027098I feel like the Ripper is going to serve as a reminder for Dexter that some day he's going to die alone and empty inside with his only legacy being the blood slides.The "big bad" is probably the Five Boroughs killer but he's pretty lame so far...From the first trailer it looked like he's going to target Dexter so it might be interesting but they'll probably fuck it up anyway
>>224027170Depends on your kinks, just leave the thread
>>224027009dexter in previous season used a metal thing to protect his neck from the dark passengerdexter in this season will use a kevlar vestlame
>>224027190Framt is a pretty hilarious character, probably got injured while doing his work and now resorted to just sending ragebait to his victimsHe doesn't seem that empty to me, he laughs about it even when he's alone
>>224027232>he laughs about it even when he's aloneyeah like a deranged schizo... and that's what up for Dexter as well when he's old and senile
>>224025749Any good?
can you really send any file to iToddlers like this? and do they have their names and profile pic for anyone to see?
I didn't like the boomer line. I thought that it was cheap, uninspired, pedestrian, and clearly written by a person trapped in the modern zeitgeist of the obsession with comparison of generations.
>>224027257We only got the first episode and it didn't have anything so bad that could make you drop it
>>224027280and the person saying it is like 40
>>224025749It was so mid that I'm kind of glad, I'm gonna wait to binge it when it's done.
>>224027280I thought it was funny and I also hate the constant generation blaming
>>224027277It's just bluetooth with a peer-to-peer wifi network on top. If you have bluetooth on you can broadcast your device name on any OS.
Remind me, Harrison has zero relationship with rita's kids? They're his half brother/sister. Him and Dexter, just zero interest in them? Did they talk about this in the other seasons?
>>224027277it's called airdropping
>>224027497Yeah, he never even mentioned them. He shares blood with them, and when he came back from Argentina he never mentioned trying to reconnect with them, he just went to find Dexter. Writers are literally braindead. Good thing that AI will allow us to fix all these in the future>"Claude, create me dexter but good"Fuck writers and directors
>>224026771Nah they should have just put Michael C Hall in a wig again
>>224027550maybe he doesn't even know he has siblings
>>224027497they're really afraid of mentioning them for some reasoni'm sure the actors would like to come back
>>224027170there's a kiss scene
>>224027573dude he even remembers Batista, Jamie, he said it so last season. He remembers Deb. He investigated Rita and the whole Trinity killer thing, which should've mentioned she had kids.
>>224027573>dad, do i have any brothers or sisters? what was mom like?the matter would've surely popped up at least once at some point
>>224027595>they're really afraid of mentioning them for some reasonThey need to save some bullets for the future. Them are the last shocking appearance they can do, since they already showed Doakes coming back as ghost at least 7 times and the rest of major characters are deadIf you think about it Cody and Astor are up there as character that could appear but hasn't>Lumen (doubt she'd ever come back)>Cody & Astor>Detective Soderquist>Jamie>Captain MatthewsOnly those are alive and theoretically well. Quinn is already a zombie so dex can't kill him
>>224027655>>Detective Soderquistliterally who???
>>224027655There's also Trinitys son. Fuck him for baiting us hard last year
>>224027686I think that plot line is closed. He was nice as a theory of NY Ripper but now it doesn't make sense.>>224027680pleb
I LIKED GIGI AND WANTED MORE SEX SCENES WITH HER
here i am hoping dan stevens is deb's brother, that son of harry that drowned in a pool in original sin
>>224027718Literal perfect gf material. Harrison is a gay retard.
>>224027736you know what sure whatever lets resurrect everyone
>>224027757can we resurrect lila?
>>224027789yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMPvSvkJCoU
>>224027755>>224027718This.
>>224027812it was unrealistic for such a hot girl to fuck hairlinesson
>>224027812If I had a gf that liked cunnilingus that much I'd graft my face to her pussy
>>224027853Same.
of all the characters in the show, they really shouldn't have killed deb
>>224028239true. in a show where the black odd speaking african black uber driver is a major character, it's a crime that deb isn'tdextaah
>>224025749Yeah Dexter supposed to have humor, New Blood was just humorless at best.
>>224026613I guess they're just doing because young Dex had a booty black girlfriend.
Show isn't good without Masuka.
>>224027301it was also funny to me how he was bragging about making a multi million dollar deal but he cant afford a car and has to use a rideshare service
Since they're jusr bringing back random characters from the previous series they should bring back Lumen. Have Dexter track down a vigilante killer only to find out it's Lumen
>>224028362Do you really want to see her ugly ass? I dont because shes so fucking boring. Dex should have just turned her into fish food.
>>224028362Actress looks so bogged lol
I don't get why it triggers chuddies so hard. Was there some woke reference in it I didn't get ?
>>224025772You mean Gaia.But yes, you're correct.
I wanted SI (formerly Al) to be the big bad of the season. Shame to see him go so quickly.
>>224027280>Boomer?>I'm generation X, dipshitway to hate on the funniest part of the episode. got a nice lil jej out of menowhere near as forced or out of place as the midget le psychopath namedropping incels last season.
>>224027655Pretty sure Matthews might be dead at this point.
>>224028893did that trigger you, incel?
>>224027277The main killer's gimmick is fitting at this point in the timeline but I also can't help but feel it would be very easy for the authorities to catch him.
>>224027853same haha. what does sex feel like btw?
>>224027853What if it's hairy though?
>>224029148bags of milk
>>224025749Dexter Morgan...Fuck You
>hey son I found serial killer Rapunzel and I'm gonna off him nah don't worry Verizon doesn't track phone calls and certainly my phone hasn't been pinging towers all along the way to the campground in another state where he's at so I'll be fine>better search "did Dexter Morgan drive to a campground and kill the serial killer Rapunzel?" on Google search on my Comcast Internet in my home apartment just make sure nobody knows I did it>PHEW what a relief it returned 0 results!
>>224029154perfect for flossing
>>224029173>better spit on the ground next to the corpse and not clean up at all!to be fair I remember some Dexter season where he crashed his car outside the house where he killed a guy and left his corpse, and he just left it there
>>224029173who would track dexter? why would anyone track his pc? he's one person out of 300mil people in the US.
>>224029200He didn't leave it there on purpose. He got carted off in an ambulance and spent the next episode tracking down his car and the dude's remains.
>>224029200he spat on the plastic wrapalso you completely forgot how that car crash plot is happeninghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/GD5OsWgIokk
>>224029231>he spat on the plastic wrapyeah and he left the plastic wrap there
>>224029255you can stop pretending now bro, maybe stop skipping so many scenes
lol he's gonna break alot of codes this season. >>224029163Gay
>>224029163
>>224029107Uh oh! You got me! Nah, it was just cringe, and incredibly ironic given that the midget psychopath of all people was the one to drop the line.
What, Dexingter S2 is out?
>>224029173Nah it's even more careless than you're recalling, he googled to see whether he was confirmed to be found dead yet for his own gratification and sense of accomplishment, we might come back to this later but I doubt it'll lead to Dexter getting implicated. The writing has simply been dumb with all of this so far.
>>224029371no we're just making it all up
>>224029351>it was just cringethat is the line chuds always go for when you point and laugh at them for being triggered
>>224025749it's being slow dripped. I'll pass
>>224025772found the tranny
>>224029475huh idk, I'm just trying to discuss the show itself while you're the one 'trolling' on 4chan, consider that you might be the incel chud
>>224029512No, incel. You are the one crying that a tv show mocked incels, which is 100% secure proof that you are an incel, incel.
>>224029529>>you might be the incel chudHe already called you a incel, so your argument is invalid.
I still don't like the music/soundtrack. Not a fan of the pop tracks.
>>224029670It just doesn't fit with the series. We had 8 whole seasons of original score + latin music. I don't mind Angela having Staying Alive as her theme song, but needle drops every other scene take me out of it.
>>224029670same especially when the show already has good original music, at least the credits and the opening had the good old tracks
>>224029693Should been Frank Sinatra-y big band stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSsOnShqhw4
wasn't sure if I would enjoy this but now that I see that it makes chuds cry, I guess its kino
>>224029824>>224029475back to your trannycord server
sex with deb
>>224029670>>224029693Turns out Daniel Licht passed away nine years ago, I'm sure they would have brought him back if he had been still around.
>>224028789That's HG Wells pleb.
>leaves Al strung up in the shopHow are police supposed to figure out he's Rapunzel?
>>224029125>filmed on camera glasses>recorded to phone >sent from phone via Bluetooth There's no way that IRL that video wouldn't be crawling with Exif data that would get him caught the next day. It's insulting to anyone's intelligence.
>>224030344the ponytails
hey, it's that guy
>>224030421maybe he scrubbed it
>>224030421>>224030554He used a vpn
Why would Harrison send a "thumbs up" if he didn't mean "thumbs up"?
>worse than season 1Fucking HOW
>>224030805Dexter confirmed autistic
>>224030822I actually liked this more than the S1 premiere, which was mostly just undoing New Blood's ending to such a ludicrous degree that it cycled back to being funny.
>>224025749>Dexter has been nerfed from smart online geek to boomer who shares his locationRemember how dumb it was in New Blood when Angela figured it out and caught him because she searched "miami ketamine" on Bing? They really need to stay away from the tech/online shit.
>>224027280my only problem with it was that the guy was too old looking to be saying that to dexter
>>224030878you now remember the age progression software
>>224030869this, the season 1 premiere was weak as well, so not too worried
>>224030805literally me
>>224030878Even funnier is that Dexter didn't even use ketamine. He used M99.
What's it like being raised by an autistic father, not being autistic yourself?
>>224030981idk, my father is autistic but so am I
>>224030970You can tell the writers were aware of the criticism because Resurrection featured a scene of Dexter specifically ordering a batch of M99 from Amazon.
>>224030970for me it was all the backpedal trying to rationalize rather than just admitting they fucked up
So what is going to be Quins end game? He will know he didn't kill battista ..
>>224031011>>224031018Honestly even though I noticed it at the time, it never bothered me. I thought it was funny. I love Dexter for all it is, but I don't expect perfect consistency or high art from it.
Crazy to me how Harrisons single mom gf and manic pixie dream girl gf were just discarded and swept under the rug the first episode only to give him a new gf immediately. Wtf was the point of building them up the first season if they were just going to be cut
>>224031030>So what is going to be Quins end game?Obviously dying because of Dexter's shenanigans just like Batista S3 is Masuka as the final boss
>>224031077Nah. I mean I hope not. I don't want a dead Quin. Dexter never wanted to be caught by masuka though.
Worst part about resurrection was how it tried to convince me that dexter could make enough money to survive in new york doing uber gig work.
>>224031069new deb
>>224031069Emily Kimball has only been in one thing since Resurrection S1. I can't imagine why they didn't bring her back. She's a fan favorite, and she was going into law enforcement so there's no reason to drop her for Harrison to date a cop for whatever complications that introduces.
>>224030970Get retconned, nerd!
Is this guy going to be the new Rita? Dexter returns home at the end of the season only to find the villain already killed him in advance while he was taking a dump?
>>224031124>she was going into law enforcementThey had some stupid thing where she couldn't be a street cop because of an injury, but obviously she could've went into anything else. But they had to do a racial bait and switch.
>>224031094Too early to say. Her "hurt arm" was odd to me though. Always figured she would be deeper in the script
>>224031158If she went into forensics she could work as an even better foil for Dexter than a cop. It's a shame we won't see any more of her.
>>224031124Too attractive, so they have to try and get more roles for black people.
What a boring way to kill off RapunzelAlso what a predictable and lame storyline to have Dexter not show up for his son in the first fucking episode, can’t they just get along?
>Rule Number One>Game On>Credit Where Credit is Due>Now You See MeIs Dexter finally going to get caught this season?
>>224031258Maybe by Quin but he will back off
>>224031245He got a cute black gf though which is extremely based.
>>224031245Missing out on important family moments is just part of his serial killing shenanigans.
It's kind of weird how Michael C Hall has visibly aged since Dexter first premiered over twenty years ago but James Remar looks untouched by time.
>>224031357japanese pussy juice has curative properties
>>224031357Ghosts don't age, stupid.
>rapunzel is the only one from the serial killer club to survive>escapes dexter in a “i know you’re after Me” way>whole ass year later>hangsout with dexter for whatever reason when the freak drove hundreds of miles to see you>just to random ass die What was the point? I thought they were gonna play him up to be Trinity but with a family that actually loves him?
>>224031302>I wonder whats on tv>Maybe Bastia and the others are free later tonight>I wish I was catching the Bay Harbor Butcher right now instead of having sex
>>224031387He had to get his trophies back.
>>224030551He's funny in Southland
>>224031387Dexter is the only serial killer in the show (apart from Lumen and Hannah) who can have actual relationships because he isn't really a psychopath. We learned last season that Al is a full blown psycho, and Dex would never make the same mistake he made with Trinity again.
wasn't dexter's dna all over the chain that strangled rapunzel? or do the police just not bother to investigate for a potential homicide if it just looks like they killed themselves?
>>224031385
Pretty meh episode. I also skipped all harrison scenes.
>>224031661>tfw he didn't watch the Harrison scenes
>>224025865I thought you were exaggerating but it's brutal
>>224031696>mfw Paramount was unironically going to launch a whole spinoff dedicated to him before Michael C Hall returned.
>>224031711he looks more like dexter's younger brother than his son
>>224031480yeah it just seems retarded for him but maybe that’s the point because he doesn’t give a fuck anymore
I know they want to keep making episodes/seasons but at this point Dexter has to acknowledge its not 2005 miami and trying to be a serial killer in fucking 2026 NY is basically impossible. And show how he tries to deal with his addiction/withdrawal and he either beats his urge or succumbs to it get caught or killed idk.
>>224031766Somewhere in Texas or Louisiana would’ve worked better than NYC
>>224031839dexter on the bayou would have been great
>they added color back to the show
>>224031696samewhat the fuck is this
>>224031766There was a serial killer in NY not that long ago. He killed 8 people before he got caught in 2023.
why do I watch this fucking bullshit
>>224031937for fun
>>224031766just convert to Islam and he can get away with anything there
>>224029670>>224029693The music is fine, sometimes it even works really well for a scene (Gemini Killer reveal and Dexter riding around in the yacht). The bigger issue is the anime-style editing that feels the need to flashback towards the most obvious shit anyone watching could have easily recalled.
>>224031872>its a dexter cant find leads because he doesnt understand cajun episodekino
>>224031982did you have fun watching this episode? which part was fun?
>>224026983The way they ended it with Al in the previous season, it certainly made it seem like Al thought Dexter/"Red" was up to something.
>>224032226The serial killing parts were the most fun, and I also quite like Angela. She's probably my favorite character from the revival seasons.
>>224032226everything except harrisons solo scenes
>>224031475Kind of a stupid premise, I’m a diagnosed psycho with a family
>>224032304It's not an inherently bad premise, but the show never fully explores it because every time Dexter discovers his humanity he backslides. His character development never really pays off.
>>224031069It wouldn't be Dexter if they didn't unceremoniously drop characters between seasons.>>224031092Quinn would probably be the best one to catch him>suspected something was up with him early on>Batista always viewed him as a bit of a fuckup but put his faith in him anyway, so catching Dexter after Batista died would be him finally proving himself and paying back Batista>Dexter ruined Deb's life (and was partially responsible for her death, and certainly responsible for her never being able to have a proper burial or cremation), and Quinn was madly in love with DebGranted, the way the show goes, he'll probably just get killed by Harrison or something.
This show is so fucking stupid
Quinn is probably going to get killed off soon and not because of Dexter
>>224032451it always was
>>224032451see you here next week
>>224032486dude doesn't need a halloween costume to be spooky
>>224032430When Angela called Quinn in S1, he mentioned that he is "Lieutenant Quinn." That indicates pretty strongly that he's shaped up and takes things much more seriously than he used to.
>>224032486
>>224032486What is this called? Twink rot? Twinktropy?
>>224032498not so hard considering literally everyone in miami metro died. i assume no one wanted to take the lieutenant role. plus, it was said that before batista retired, he was captain, so he could easily have picked quinn
>>224032498Desmond Harrington said in an interview that Quinn comes to NY as a private investigator trying to find Prater. There are also set photos of him, Dexter, and Charlie working together
>>224032486Thank you Mr Skeleton
>>224032514You could be right. I suppose there's very little to go on as far as his character right now. We will see.
>>224032553oh cool
>>224032486Undertaker bury thyself.
>>224026771The young Dexter actor did an amazing job portraying young DexterBut he wouldn't be a good fit for Harrison, they're VERY different people
>>224031661Why is Harrison being such a bitch about Dexter not getting to his graduation? It's not his fucking high school graduation, he's like 30 now, and he knows he is hunting a serial killer. Like yesterday he was begging his dad for money too, it's not like Dexter doesn't care about him and he knows that.
>>224032686because it's staying true to the original series in that we have to keep rehashing the same character arcs every season
>>224032686He's building a relationship with his dad for the first time while getting his life together for the first time. It's not complicated and you have autism.
>>224032686>30He's supposed to be very early 20s. And some people like having family to support them at things, it isn't necessarily tied to age. There's plenty of old adults who would be upset if their adult children didn't go to their retirement party or award ceremony or whatever.
>>224032682I wonder if they're going to bring back the Original Sin cast in Resurrection for a flashback episode, could also be a good opportunity to cast young Doakes.
>>224027655I reckon>Resurrection Season 2 ends with Dexter being caught>Resurrection Season 3 is Dexter on trial>Lots of people show up and testify on behalf of Dexter, either as character witnesses or stating he saved lives>Jury nullification gets Dexter found not guilty even though Dexter has admitted everything on the stand>Season ends with Dexter's new job being a federally employed executioner>Then it cuts back to the trial where he's found guilty and it actually ends with him receiving a lethal injection
>>224032686it's weird how harrison was supposed to be some virtuous paragon and a heckin woman respecter in new blood but now he's getting pissy about dexter stopping a serial killer that scalps women.
>>224032844Harrison wasn't mad about the killing, just concerned that Dexter traveled all the way to another state (all night without resting) just for a kill and prioritized his hobby over a event that should have been important for the both of them.
>>224032857>just for a kill and prioritized his hobby over a event that should have been important for the both of them.INNOCENT WOMEN WERE BEING MURDERED
>>224031387Yeah this was extra dumb Dexter writing
>>224032686>he's like 30 nowIn this very episode they explicitly stated Harrison is 21
>>224031918He's growing smarter, his head is growing.Either that or it's the tumors
>>224032968>INNOCENTall dirty fucking whores, there is no such thing as an innocent woman!!!
>>224032990not with that hairline
>>224032486>Quinn... Mijo, you need to eat a cubano
Absolutely loved the opening of the episode. The idea of Dexter and Batista being Starsky and Hutch was great.Imagine what could have been.The Cubano was a nice touch.
>>224032686Harrison is perhaps the most bitchmade character to have graced television
Dexfans we're so back
Good episode. Living up to season 1 so far. Can’t wait for episode 2.
>>224033199Not like he was traumatized in a bathroom sitting in blood of his dead mother or anything.
>>224033362he was a baby. You can't remember anything from that age, or get traumatized over that. Dex was way older when it happened to him. It was retconned in New Blood like "he remembers everything" but it doesn't work that way
10 minutes into it and the writing is peak woman-hands-wrote-this cringeI'll be watching the rest of the episode out of one eye while I do more important things on the computer
Can you really just talk to a random girl in a bar and teleport to your room?
>>224033494All women in dexter seemly end up having sex with characters all the time automatically.
>>224033494Only if you're a White boy with a terrible hairline and 5head and she's black
>>224033199>Harrison is perhaps the most bitchmade character to have graced televisionHe's the fuckin worst. Dweeb belongs on the cast of big bang theory or some other pop-cultural sitcom for faggots and women
I don't think that's how phones work, just sending a video to everyone in the area
>>224031092>Dexter never wanted to be caught by masuka though.which makes it poetic
>>224033661it's called airdropping and your device is enabled to receive them by default with apple. it's a dumb feature not many people use afaik
>>224033711>airdroppingsounds like something that could be useful in a high-trust society (which we don't have)
>>224033711>your device is enabled to receive them by default with applethat seems incredibly retarded
>>224033781it is and i'm surprised they haven't changed it. as i said most people don't use the feature or even know about it most likely, so when they find out about it's usually in part of a prank of some sort similar to what happened in this episode.
Lame way for AL to go.Dex coulda just killed him last season if they were gonna spend so little time on that
>>224033834yea like I was expecting his family to be in on it as well or something after all that build up.
>>224033834Yeah I was looking forward to the Al roadtrip episode a lot. Still found it and his death scene mildly amusing, but it came off as rushed and needing a cheap and lazy way to wedge Dexter and Harrison's relationship further with yet another predictable "dad i can't believe you missed [insert critical developmental moment in my young life] AGAIN!!!" thing
>>224033834Eh I knew it was coming EP1
>>224027098>Who's even the big bad this season?Old age
>>224026771still mad Original Sin got cancelled, I liked that better than Resurrection and they could have kept it going into an alt-timeline of the original seasons
>>224028352People don't use rideshare because they can't afford a car lol, he could have been in town just for the deal for all we know.
>>224027497why would he care about people he can't remember though? With Dexter it makes sense since he was responsible for all the bullshit he had to go through but the kids are just strangers. More importantly, they're completely uninteresting plot-wise, there's 0 reason to bring them back in so why waste more time mentioning them?I say fuck them kids.
>>224032809A trial would be nice, I want them to go full stupid though and have the FBI hire Dexter as a government killer.
>>224028351this anon gets it
>>224034349>asian>bald>perverthe almost me
>>224025772You mean brest girl
>the inevitable scene of Harrison going down on the new negress
>>224029670same, they should have at least gone for something newyorky
>>224034349All I want is a scene of Masuka chasing Dexter with his monster truck and comically large gun
>>224030551he was great in Fargo, just an actor I'm happy to see pop up in support roles as well
>>224026609>make Deb have a kid with Quinn so Dexter is an uncle and she can't really kill him or arrestmake dexter the father and that'd be a good reason why she can't turn him in, and you'd have a good season
>>224031124huh that horror thing she was in seems decent
>>224031094Blessing is a kind man who charges Dexter rent proportional to his earnings
>>224033046eh, I've seen high school kids with advanced baldness, I can believe Harrison got shit luck o nthat.
>>224031661I fucking despise Harrison. He is so fucking annoying.
>>224031094I mean we're talking about the city where yellow cabs are ubiquitous and drivers managed to survive for many many decades. Plus he lives in a black man's basement.
>>224028351this
>>224033410written and directed by men btw, I can't recall exactly but I think there's like 2 women on a 7 person writing team this season.You can't just spam this thoughtlessly anon, it makes you look unserious.
>people ITT never used airdropnot sure if you are retards or indians with android phones1st, yes, it's enabled by default, but that's only for discoverability. you get a notification and you have to ACCEPT the file. it's not like anyone can send you things and they appear in your phone2nd, it's super easy to disable it so no one can even send you requests, and most people I've known had it off if they're not a woman or super retardedit surprises me how technologically retarded some people can be here. in any case, bad episode. old dexter makes me depressed. i dont want to grow that old
>>224034522a lot of them don't actually live in the city, anon. But yeah I agree it's nitpicking given the show's tone and general events.
>>224034368Modern TV loves showing guys suck girls' dicks for some reason
>>224034584dexter literally said he has all the money he stole from prater (the briefcase with money that was supposed to be for red). same with the house of iron like he sold. he only keeps the uber job to pretend to be normal.
>>224034582>indians with android phonesI thought people in the USA being tribal about phone OS was a TV trope, are you guys really this retarded? I say this as a person with an iPhone in my pocket as I type this, it's just a phone bruh I thought this all got left behind with Mac vs PC in the 90s.
>>224025772>traded Rita for THISWhat a fucking downgrade.
>>224034624Oh I'm not the original anon you were replying to, mb should have slipped an nta in there.>>224034634for once an anon not simping over that skinny bitch, even on Spartacus she was on the bottom tier of women
>>224025749>not streaming yetlife is pain
>>224034582>apple dork opinionall I've ever done my whole adult life it use jailbroke androids and flip phones... with linux on the desktop
>>224034699>>not streaming yetjust download Dexter.Resurrection.S02E01.Risky.Business.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb.mkvIt's 3 gigabytes and takes less than 5 minutes to download it in 1st world nations
>>224034835i already did from some site recommended on the piracy subreddit, but out of curiosity where would you recommend?
>>224034849i just grab the rapidgator links and run them through the $3-per-month debrid site i sub to
>>224030795for bluetooth?
>>224033834>>224034038>>224034109I was expecting Al to be the cold open of the premiere where Dexter ambushes him while he's with his family and quickly takes him out to establish that Dexter is back in his groove, but Al instead being an actual threat that establishes the stakes of the season, that Dexter can no longer just physically take out killers because he's old, was a solid writing decision.
>>224031918has to be a conscious decision to have him mirror his Dad's hairline
>>224027812>Stupid tattoos.>Disgusting body hair.Get some fucking standards you zoomer scum.
>>224030551His name is fake Dave Chappelle
>>224035495>His name is fake Dave ChappelleNaw that's my nigga bookem
Why did they remove chomp.wav from the opening credits
>>224035580They knew the fan complaints. Even the old intro returning was specifically because people hated S1's intro where it was just a title card then a bunch of flash cuts spoiling the episode.
>>224030551Was happy to see his name come up in the opening credits, loved him in Fargo S2 and Dead Presidents. His Sopranos episode may have sucked ass but that's not his fault.
>>224029200>he crashed his car outside the house where he killed a guy and left his corpse, and he just left it thereThe end of S5 I remember it vividly because it's when I finally admitted s5 was garbage and the writers had given up, up unitl that point I was lying to myself and defending it online because I loved the first 4 seasons so much
>>224034372Ironically new york state of mind was the most pointless and unfitting of all the licensed songs this episode
>>224028892They are getting rid of everything interesting too soon, even a Dexter in crisis can deal pretty easily with big guys or top dogs, makes it feel like every other serial killer is just nothing to him.
