Samhain edition previous: >>224028185
terrifier SUCKS
It's already Halloween in some places. Spooky.
>>224031957First for boobies
>>224031957
>>224031957Kek I've got multiple tabs open and thought this was the new /nfl/ thread and was about to go off about the bearsAnyway is there any serious competitor to Obsession for best frighto flick of the year?
>>224031957i have watched Halloween Halloween 2 Halloween 3 Halloween 4 Halloween 5 Halloween 6 Halloween H20 Halloween Resurrection and Halloween what movie should i watch next
>>224031977Lovely Molly was good from what I remember, but I haven't seen it in 15 years.Great ending.
>>224032014
Terrifer movies are comedy kino
Halloween falling on a saturday this year is extra kino
>>224032007All Hallows Eve starts in the evening!
>>224032028lee cronin's the mummy is pretty much the only real competitor
>>224032028backrooms was 100x better and wasn't even that good
I want to travel back in time to 1935 and marry this woman
Holy spanish kino
>>224031879>>224031898>>224031968I only hang out here during October, but been coming here for years
>>224032057Backgrooms was fucking horrible the set design was just really good
>>224032028Ew normie npc sportsball fag
>>224032065I prefer her as La Bride
>>224032028Clayface is a competitor bur Obsession is still the best
>>224032044based Diora Bairdhttps://youtu.be/tTY-MsVrxms?si=AfrjPTakY4-rM66ILet the thread begin...Let the shitposts start...
>>224032065true
>>224032088you like obsession, your opinion is dogshit
>>224032028The Cycle was really good
>>224032102Clayface was good but it's a bit of a generic monster movie, I loved it but it's not on that level imo
>>224032028>goyball fan>slobbers over a [current year] movieHoly shit, a living, breathing cattle in the flesh! Can you rotate an apple in your head?
>>224032115buy an ad
>>224032048Even more kino because it's going to rain for me>>224032065You mean you wouldn't do that other thing? :O
>>224032048I agree
I watch In the Mouth of Madness almost every October but THIS year I watch it in special memory of big Sammy Neills.
>>224032131>Psh... you pathetic normie idiots WOULD think a 2026 movie was the best horror movie released in 2026 wouldn't you?
Following up Violence Voyager with Brain Dead. It’s shaping up to be a weird night.
>>224032119It was wokeslop
>>224032082The real spooky season begins after Halloween imo>>224032148I stared at this for a good 30 seconds thinking "they better not go in there!" before scrolling down and seeing Apu silhouette and shitting my pants laughing
>>224032131Everyone I know who hates sports makes less than $40,000 a yearI definitely know successful people who just don't care but people who hate sports are generally asocial losers
>>224031957Samhain? Is he running amuck again?
>>224032151SavedI will watch this tomorrow I promise
EVIL POSTS TONIGHT
>>224032028Yeah its called Poltergeist; has Dominique Dunne in it. Shes hot
>>224032176>generally asocial losershe said, posting some gay nintendo crap on 4chang
>>224032187Indeed
>>224032176You tell 'em bud!
>>224032176Hating sports is midwit redditor coded. Though American "sports" can't really be considered sports and should be treated as such.
>>224032199EVIL POSTS TONIGHT!
>>224032036You should watch The Boogeyman 1980
>>224032036watch a William Shatner movie backwards
>>224032092>>224032131reddit
>>224032002>tfw belonging to the all exclusive club of never having seen a Quentin Tarantino movie or any of the Terrifier flicks
Happy Halloween bros
I watched the hole and alligator todaythe hole wasn't really horror but it was cool and I saw keira's awesome boobsAlligator ruled.
>>224032322you're in an exclusive club with most of the population of Earth
>>224032028fuck the bears
>>224032176LOSER
>>224032359nah most people who have watched movies have seen a tarantula flick, everybody loves pulp fiction
>>224032336that's a lawsuit
>>224032312
>>224032386everyone loves terrifier except the one euro in these threads
anyone here seen return to salem's lot? debating if i should bother with it or just skip ahead to the 2004 and 2024 series
>>224032176>sportsball>anime>ObsessionfagI can smell you from here
>>224032421The one with the floating man in the glass door, i think that one was old from 70s anon
>>224031251Make sure to see White Ghost as well
>>224032340Cleansing my pallet with Severed Survival while I smoke a joint and contemplate the next kino to watchIt's Frankenhooker time>>224032386Most of Earth's population does not know who that is.
>>224032421I just realized today that Salem's Lot is a three hour two parter and I have only seen the 112 minute movie version that has content edited out for TV.... such a sadness
>>224032421I own it on blu ray and enjoy it for the simple fact that its a Larry Cohen film, its a fun B movie
>>224032442Aputopsy - Shitpost Survival
>>224032442>thinks third-worlders count
I will watch terrifier 3 now, since I thought 2 was kind of eh, what will I think of 3?
>>224032421>anyone here seen return to salem's lot?Yes, I saw it years ago on Sci-Fi Channel, wasn't bad, way gorier than I thought it would be. Larry Cohen who directed the It's Alive! series, The Stuff and Q The Winged Serpent made it, so it's a lot campier than the original.
>>224032484Its like Home Alone 3; Lost in your Anus. You will either love it or hate it
>>224032482You're the one bragging about being in their company.
>>224032442>It's Frankenhooker timeFor me, it's SugarCan't actually post her because I got banned last time.
>>22403248290% of zoomers have no idea about that faggot and pulp fiction lol (good thing)
>>224032515>Can't actually post her because I got banned last time.just spoiler it dummy
>>224032509>>224032482Also I agree Tarantino sucks and I didn't see Terrifier kek IDK why I am pointing this out...Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Death Proof are the only ones I would watch again. Pulp Fiction is all right. Everything else he's done is worth skipping...
>>224032428That was a kid.
>>224032531Yeah, I did that. Also put black squares over the nipples. Still banned. wtf can I even say.
>>224032517>thinks zoomers count
To start off with the Day of the Souls, I’ll watch X (2022), followed by Book of Shadows and then Ginger Snaps 2.
>>224032515It's okay anon. Did you watch The Substance? IDK why people are talking about backrooms and obsession instead of that one. 2024 and 2026 are the same year anyway.
>>224032552
>>224032552He's thinking of Geoffrey Lewis
>>224032533ESL
>>224032573Honestly thought so, last year was a free for all, didn’t happen. But I still think its 2024. 2020 and 2021 are forgotten.
>>224032092>tfw i say "sportsball", to wryly announce my sublime detachment from the carousel of sense-gratification that is these modern gladiator games - these fountains of blood from which the unwashed masses drink, and become drunk with animal lust, and mire themselves in the swamps of samsara forever.
>>224032391Not if the kid was black
>>224032578do people actually sleep with their neck at this angle?
>pumpkinhead is real
>>224032582
>>224032562the ESL is going to add Frankenhooker to his "banned" movies list and then report you for posting it
>>224032603but that mask. He's doing WHITEFACE!
>>224032611i do if i have a stuffy nose or sinus infection, it helps keep that shit clear and i can breathe while i sleep
>>224032625LOOK AT ME
>>224032625Chevy Chase right now.
>>224032668We're gonna need a bigger cross
>>224032668This needed subs
>>224032668Just get a crucifix tattoo'd on your neck
what did we think about Midnight Mass?
EVIL LIVES TONIGHT
>>224032703his faith wasn't strong enough
>>224032705Extremely slow burn start that only picks up after the last three episodes
Holy shit this was fantasticI'm glad I saved it for my final Universal monster movie because it is easily the best.The Bride is only in it for like 2 minutes but she is so iconic. And I love how we get so much focus on the Monster, I nearly teared up when he met the blind hermit. The final climactic sequence in the tower is outstanding.10/10
>>224032668Wtf I was watching this just rn wow.
>>224032732This post made me cry, and its because of how you were excited and loved it.
>>224032738or was it watching YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>everyone watching Salem's Lot tonightHow long was the version you watched? Mine was 3 hours
>>224032741I think that has more to do with your estrogen levels due largely to your life choices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IepqGRVxhy0do you even /hor/ if you haven't watched the classics?
>>224032761That's the one
>>224032703Sure
>>224032765I lived pretty good, so I guess seeing another anon be enthusiastic about something made me happy and teary.
>>224032781new pos waifu
>>224032732His name is Frankenstein don't call him a monster.
>*mob chanting*>EVIL DIES TONIGHT>EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>224032765>noooo! Being in touch with your emotions is BAD This is why so many men chimp out and kill their families
>>224032492
>>224032668Is there literally anything to this
>>224032741I'm glad some of my infections joy rubbed off on you!
>>224032800evil does tonight!
>>224032442>Most of Earth's population does not know who that is.You're joking. The internet is filled to the brim with English written articles out of India about Western entertainment, celebrities, and pop culture. You don't hate the Br*t*sh enough for spreading the English language in India.
>>224032802Most posters are drinking alcohol, getting poor quality sleep, consuming a poor diet, not exercising, and severely lacking in adequate vitamin D. Hormonal imbalances are unhealthy and result in poorly regulated emotions as well as volatile behavior you mention.
>>224032781hot
There are some major buzzkills in here tonight.Anyway,Time for Frankenhooker.
I want to live in the House by the Edge of the Park
What is salems lot? is it a good movie?
>>224032891I think it's about a lot in Salem
>>224032891Its about a haunted lot in salem oregon; basically the owner tries to sell it to someone and the ghosts try to convince the would be buyer not to own it.
>>224032865https://youtu.be/Ww9aIl5DVts?si=UJgeN8Wim2hRg9np
I saw some new kino this year. >The Monster SquadMaybe I'd like it more if I'd seen it as a kid. Just felt like a bad copy of movies like The Goonies and Hocus Pocus. >Halloween 3: Season of the WitchFeels like people wanted to be contrarians and stick up for this movie because it's the red-headed stepchild of the franchise. It just felt kinda meh and I wish I'd never heard the jingle. >Creepshow 2The swimming one was alright even though the monster looked like a bunch of trash bags(ala Armus in TNG)>Pumpkinhead 1 and 2Pretty forgettable. No wonder they haven't really gotten attention like so many other older franchises. I'm racist so I didn't like that Punky Brewster's actress was dating a black dude in the 2nd one. Kind of a meh Halloween season overall. Rewatching Hocus Pocus and Scream just made me miss the 90's.
>>224032873The House By The Cemetery is nicer.
>>224032922It's in New England. Maine I think.
>>224032802Go get another abortion
>>224032336kino
>>224032891explain why you don't already know
>>224032891It's a TV drama from the 90s about a troubled teenager named Salem and her struggles accepting her lot in life
>>224032927>Just felt like a bad copy of movies like The Goonies and Hocus Pocus.It's older than Hocus Pocus, the concept was supposed to be The Little Rascals vs The Universal Monsters in the 80's.
>>224032929It's such a sadness that most houses that look like this are being stripped of their wiring by crackheads. Wouldn't really want to live in one though the rooms are absolutely tiny. The kitchen won't even be able to fit a modern fridge and forget about a garage...
>>224032948Because im young duh
>>224032621
>>224032976no you aren't
>5 minutes into The Dunwich Horror>sweaty gril moaning and groaning>kino animated intro>more grils showing off their legsI'm thinking based
>>224032985We are not that type of general
>>224032976Hot.
>>224032929
>>224032985We are exactly that type of general
>>224032741Based happy anon
>>224032668i didn't like how they made Barlow a mindless monster but this was okay
>>224032985yes the dunwich horror is based but not because of the ladies, it's because of this guy being the main
>>224032985>moaning>legs there is endless entertainment for you in this genre
>>224032985>me when my chamber is above 66 degrees
If I don’t get an explanation why art is still alive, I will be forced to give the terrfifier series the medal of bullshit
>character gets overpowered by one single zombieNigga it's rotting. It barely has muscles, I can see its bones. It's like a 120 year old man kicking your ass.
>>224032982Im 20 ok?
>>224033042Hi :3
>>224033035Imagine if Terrifier was in your house and he just pours bleach on your eyes and then dances to the Moxy Show theme
>>224032741>In this world, there are many like >224032765 who have killed their emotions. Don't forget that.
>>224033035I haven't seen the third one but whatever way he died shouldn't matter because he's a demon and can come back
>>224033035But you said explaining such things about Michael Myers is bad and the mystery is better
>>224033051Hi :D
>>224033069You're only supposed to watch the first film
>>224033052That would be pretty based desu>>224033060He’s a demon because… he just is?>>224033069No I didn’t?
Finally, some good fucking food.
>>224033052The clown is called Art, the movie series is called Terrifer.
>>224033058Stop drinking so much.
>>224033023Al !!
>>224033094I require a tremendous amount of liquid. I don't drink alcohol.
>>224033035what are you talking about? the second movie begins with him being brought back to life by the powers of hell and a little demonic child guides him through the whole thingyou're retarded
>>224033107I’m watching the third one. No I won’t watch 9th circle of Hallows eve
Tonight evil really did die.
>>224033082>He’s a demon because… he just is?yes, he is a famous serial killer and the devil thinks that's cool and brought him backI'm sure you don't have a problem with the Exorcist III doing the same thing, but you've probably never seen that, because you're a fag
>>224033117>powers of hellWhere? He just gets up and kills the nigga. Where is the ghost girl now in 3? Retconned? I am thirty minutes in. I didn’t call you names btw
evil gapes tonight
>>224033137I have a penis so small an ant could crush it
evil evil tonight
>>224033084do you think she can lick her own pussy from the ghost dimension?
Evil cries tonight, because of how excited you are
>>224033148Cute!
EVIL EVILS EVIL
>>224033119you don't have to watch all hallow's eve, it's not canon anyway. just watching the terrifier trilogy alone explains everything. if you're a fucking retard who skipped earlier films then it's on you and you don't deserve to be spoonfed answers.
evil fucks tonight
evil pees in my butt
chicken fries tonight!
>>224033181I am owed answers. If Art is alive because of muh mysterious demon powers, then the trilogy is dog water plebbit manure
Adolf Hitler Tonight
>>224033138>where in the moviebecause he shot himself in the head in the first movie and came back to life>where is the ghost girlnot a ghosther goal was to get art to the fucked up face woman, and she didalso the movie explained that she was in the form of a little girl art killed years ago, but obviously not that girl, because that was a girl and not yellow-eyed demon
>>224033201>I am owed answers.here's the answer you want so badlymade you look lmao kys
>>224033181>>224033173Don’t watch anything after Terrifier 1 and watch all the All Hallow’s Eve. Don’t listen to that anon.
girls pooping tonight
>>224033201you're so bad at this
>>224033201Did you even watch the second one?
>>224033212So did the girl carried his head to the ugly girl in the hospital? Why it looks like a waste of time? He could just revive himself where Sienna killed him. Also Mia is hotter than Sienna, Mia is made for anal
I see pedro is trying a new angle to disingenuously call terrifier badjust say the acting isn't great or whatevercalling the story confusing is retardedsaying gore doesn't belong in horror movies is retardedsaying there's no hot girls is retardedthis is what happens when you don't actually watch the movie you want to shit on
Mack the Knife
>>224033234Yeah, it was mid, the bleach salt bath is based
>>224031957>SamhainCommon mistake. It's actually pronounced Samhain.
people cry tonight!
>>224033247first of all, ESLsecondly, he can't do anything as a severed headhe had to rip out someone's fucking eye to replace the eye he lost in the first movieeveryone else who watched the fucking movie has no issues understanding everything that happened, because none of it is complicated
Art just peed on santa luhl
>>224033272
>>224033275audible kek
>224033280ah you’re a shitposter, disregarded
>>224033299
>>224033272>>224033299random but is there nbc porn? asking for the terrifier faggot who doesn't pay attention to basic details.
Everyone good bye tonight
This was kino, better than Train to Busan. Should I read the manga? I think I've heard the ending is shit, but I may be misremembering
the n word is hidden within the word vinegar tonight
>>224033313stop being an ESL, stop being retarded, watch the actual movies because it sounds like an AI summary of the plot and now you think your arguments will be airtight
>>224033323>better than Train to Busan...nah. But I did like it enough, I think the start is a great zombie flick and then the end made me go oh yeah this is a manga adaption
>>224033247>So did the girl carriedEnglish dies tonight!
>>224033323I personally think the manga is better, the ending for it was ok. I think it left some things off in the movie, but it was a good watch overall
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
>>224032927I shudder to think what you haven't seen. Those are all pretty well liked and well known b-movies.
>>224033351I've been wang chunging since this afternoon and I was hoping others would join in
Yes carried is the past tense of carry good job non. For example: your mother carried your pathetic ass in her womb for an unfortunate 8 months straight only for you to grow up and yell esl at a mongolian basket weaving forum
women are only pregnant for 8 months tonight
>>224033374You are the horror dungeon guy also
evil carried tonight
>>224033374>types out "So did the girl carried his head">is willing to argue that there's no issue with his English
To the guy whos calling everyone here an ESL, I have one question: do you want to build a pumpkin? :3
I watched something thirty minutes ago. I assume the girl carried his head (probably not because muh ambiguity), which happened thirty minutes ago. I’m not talking about the now but the before you ape
>>224033425>still doesn't understand the mistake he made
You say eatable and anyways most likely luhlmao
>>224032927lol
>>224033420>build a pumpkinWhat kind of ESL shit is that?
>>224033420>build a pumpkinkekI am regretting not carving a jack o lantern this year... I didn't even get candy for trick or treaters... I suck
>>224033425>I assume the girl carried his head (probably not because muh ambiguitywhat ambiguity?
>>224033338Yeah it started feeling more and more japanese as the movie went on, goofy but entertaining watch
the terrifier stan is so emotional
>>224033448no, people who speak english (ESLs are not included in that group) say "edible"
>>224033464ESLs can't into concepts
>>224033482Kek you’re funny.
>>224033393kek’d
pedro asked for a claude summary of terrifier 2 and is arguing based on that
>joke flew over his headTypical for the average goreslop enjoyer
>>224033508>still mad about gore because his father sits on death row for owning a copy of cannibal holocaustsucks to live in a cucked country
I should be watching terrifier 3, but literally nothing is habbening so far. 1 is the only one worth watching, 2 and 3 is just consumer slop
>>224033508>>joke flew over his headit was carried
>>224033523bad movie
>>224033505Why does he hate Terrifier?
>>224033523The rest of this thread will now be the Terrifier Army defending 2 and 3
>>224033535>still doesn't understand what he did wrong
>>224033535luhl ok that got me
>>224033539any time anyone talks about a movie he hasn't seen he gets weirdly insecure and adds them to his "banned movies" list and when saying>that movie is banned in these threadsdoesn't work, he just calling women ugly and saying all horror movies with gore are bad, because he has no integrity
>art is a heckin demon because… because he just is ok!1????Bravo peak cinema and stuff
>>224033541>Terrifier Armythis isn't reddit, dawg
>>224033477I think for what it is, they did a pretty impressive job because I'm sure there was a ton of story to try and cram into it.
>>224033505Why would you call the brown bad English poster who uses AI Pedro and not something appropriate like Deppak or Sanjeesh? Very sus
/hor/ loves Terrifier
Never forget in Poland we call Terrifier Terror Terror.
>bomb in the christmas present Lmao ok that was funny
>>224033578it's unconfirmed how indians feel towards gorebut I know these generals have been plagued by an autistic south american for years
>>224033562Yeah he does call any woman he sees here ugly. ESL traits are becoming evident as this thread reaches its limit.
>>224033591pedro you do not speak for /hor/
evil touched me inappropriately tonight
https://youtu.be/NzytdzHR3B4?si=Sq-DJJYKxtXwUFZY
you were asking for it tonight
What's your favorite scary movie?
>>224033667pedro's mom's exorcism she's also a hooker
EVIL DYING HAS BEEN POSTPONED
>>224033667Scary movie 3 is funny
>>224033667Trapped in my mom’s anus
>>224033641i'm evil btw
>>224033672yeah I hate that guy too but you're getting seriously annoying. Get a grip on your emotions.>>224033676We'll get em' next time!
>>224032028Bears have a real super bowl shot don't you think? NFC/North alone looks ougher than AFC but that trade was huge. any glaring weakness you see?I'd be worried about Seattle and SF post-season (Chiefs fan)
comfy weekend drive nothing will go wrong
>In this world, there are many like >224033696 who have killed their emotions. Don't forget that.
evil has been delayed to next halloween
>>224033710da bears
>>224033696>noooo! Being in touch with your emotions is BADThis is why so many men chimp out and murder rape kill their families
>>224033720If I knew where you would, well I would, surely inform you that--
>>224033720hell yeah
da evil bears died on their way back to chicago
emotions bad because the big kirk said so o algo
>>224033710Ew normie npc sportsball fag
evil cheated on hila klein last week
>>224033720i've been contemplating making my pilgrimage to the cabin site and getting a brick from the chimneytennessee is like a 10 hour drive though
big ol’ thighs tonight!
>>224033751i love her
>>224033775Scumbag
>>224033710Sportsball redditfag
(you) opened the box, (you) came
Evil resurrects tomorrow
Evil cums today
evil cums tonight
>>224033771got any plans this weekend, champ?
art is a mime and not a clown
>>224033720>you will never drive a 1970s Oldsmobile into the woods with your gf to a deserted cabin to raise the deadFeels bad man
>>224031957IS THAT YOU SAM
>>224033772REDBARS BACK
>>224033805an important distinction
>>224033785>sure babe I'll drink drive you to mcdonalds at 2am
>>224033785watch Chopping Mall if you haven't
>>224033710This guy’s entire out of shape family including the extended family sits around a tv screen for 5 hours stuffing their fat faces with foods staring at a screen full of black men throwing a ball around.
next thread in the oven
New: >>224033826
>>224033827Already got it baked
>>224033829it's 310 bro
>>224033803i've been contemplating making my pilgrimage to the cabin site and getting bricked up with Timmytennessee is like a 10 hour drive though
>>224033829>>224033832too soon, tourists
>>224033829Way too early
3/10 =0.3
>>224033786sorry i'm not a faggot like you who stays indoors all day, i actually like going out and doing things and collecting a souvenir like that from one of my all-time favorite and one of the greatest horror films ever made is totally worth the tripso eat shit dick nigger
>>224033829We have so much time left in this thread. What were you thinking?
Dahmer Series is highly underrated; I think this is better than Obsession and Clayface combined.
>>224033863oh shitsaved
Halloween edition>>224033877>>224033877>>224033877>>224033877>>224033877
Now I can't in good conscious use my good idea for the next thread.
>>224033829>>224033881Ummmmmmmmmmm……??!?
>>224033887Thanks to people rushing in, like when you see a mid and you think its the shit. And then you do a test and its +, holy hell this general gets worse year
>>224033829>>224033881>splitting the thread on Halloween You stupid fucking idiots
>>224033881this is it
>>224033896the general rule of thumb is to go in the thread that was made firsthowever the second thread is clearly more /hor/ whereas the first was made by a stupid tourist, so factor that in
>>224033896Gonna wait and see which thread wins
>>224033911>9/11Lmao Halloween was cancelled since always
>>224033918>the general rule of thumb is to go in the thread that was made firstno, retardif someone makes a thread to early, the rule is to ignore it
>>224033881>>224033829hold on, making the REAL thread.
>>224033911Don't bake early just to make a dumb non-halloween thread on halloween
>>224033920the second thread won, go post there
rule of thumb of for fucking TOURIST fucking FAGGOTS310 is the bump limitnot fucking 295 or whenever the fuck you made it
>>224033974hey anon, how about we be friendly?
>>224033975that owl was the star of the movie. what a chad.
>>224033975>>224034033I can hear owls hooting outside right now bros
>>224034082>owls perhaps...
>>224032442>relaxing my mind with marijuana to consume the lowest level sloppy death metal and low-budget porno-comedy horror Plebeian phillistines like you should be violently killed. Human sensual experience is wasted on you.
