SNL completely destroyed the manosphere with this one sketch
White men are always hitting on black lesbians, it’s true
>>224061604this sketch was actually funny but not for the reasons they wanted. the “men” were all likeable
>>224061604SNL however not too long ago did a sketch with Jason Elordi where they admit they see short men as subhuman and that height overpowers any negative traithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5baS-O6QlPUSNL took this down though it seems from their official page though LOL they admit the truth until denying it is their chance to dump on looksmaxxer types (who only are obsessed with height, penis size, etc. because women are 10x more obsessed with those things)
>>224061604remember women only think men act like this because they only see chad. everyone else is invisible and doesn’t exist to them
>>224061745even funnier because in this skit they said women don’t really care about height
>>224061745There's the Sabrina Carpenter too: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Bb2Zk_ZPZk
>>224061604it has some funny parts and Inde's fuckboy character was pretty spot on, especially being short
Even without audio I couldn't make it past the baboon. Her acting is terrible.
>>224061745>SNL took this down from their official page though That's VERY conspicuous...
>>224061604Wickline has some great understated deliveries here. All 3 had some good jokes.But overall it's still a weak sketch. This is, unfortunately, about the best SNL can do these days.
>>224061604Performers are fine but they really need to stop hiring these liberal pandering writers
>>224061604The battle of the waxes is boring but men hating women is treated as the pathetic industry it is and women hating men is treated as an academic endeavor
>>224061604>WOULDI think SNL just unlocked a girls cross dressing as wiggers fetish in me
>>224063517>the joke is cross dressingTrannies don't deserve human rights but that's hack Boomerslop
>>224063517Wickline is pretty convincing as a guy lol probably because she’s kinda masculine looking already being lanky lookin tall scarecrow lookin ass bitch
>>224063665She’s be one of the most seamless passing FtoM tranny since the short height is usual the dead giveaway when it’s really a woman trying to pass as a man she wouldn’t have that problem if she Elliot Paged
>>224061604Exactly how big is manosphere to warrant all the digital ink spilled on them? Too much Intel agencies OP farmed out to media writers + influencers to expand the bread + circus.
thats the one sketch i was recommended i literally got owned!!! (also thats an old smosh sketch they ripped off you know snl are scrapping the barrell to remain relevant when they have to rip off smosh) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNoH0RdN91k
>>224063781white men are waking up so women and browns are scared
>>224063781um didnt the entire media conglomerate decide to center its messaging around incels? a group of people that doesnt actually exist in real life
>>224061604Why do people post this shit and expect people to look up what it is? Nobody saw it.
>>224061604foids shouldn't have positions in the media
>>224061604>they bring back David S. Pumpkins>it's a trump sketchUgh
>>224061604gay sex with dane
Normies are strongly resistant to the idea that dating now is essentially just a market like any other market. It's not romantic. But it's true.
>>224061604>the joke is trannies don't understand menI'm sick of SNL catering to the far right. We need more Trump jokes.
The manosphere is the gayest thing ever. Its run by dudes who sleep with OF models and then have the balls to tell men to not be coomers. They always do some hypocritical shit like they are secretly cucks and let their women sleep with other dudes.
"the manosphere" is just a lazy label people use to shut down dissent
>>224061745Brutal. The blackpill is real.
>>224061604>>224064399None of this has anything do with the manosphere
>>224061745This is proof of >>224061756 and >>224063823 and >>224064252 and >>224064460
>>224061604This sketch and the line about "going to wear my whore clothes" is just an apology for the Shane Gillis humor so they say to women and gays that they are still on their side. SNL US biggest problem right now is how creepy and uncomfortable a lot of the forced humor is and attempt at memes. Padillas acting has only exacerbated the uncomfortable vibes even though I like her but she doesn't really help things with each of her characters just being some stuck up cunt or humiliated poor sad lady. Then she breaks up into laughter and it ruins the character anyway. I am not sure if Ashley is too good for this show or too bad.>>224061883As a short guy I have definitely said the dick is really big for my height line.
>women don't care about heightLmao if the out of touch writers actually believe that
>>224064591She's quite cute but she breaks very easily indeed
>>224064641Of course they believe it, they are womenBut they can’t have you believe it because it means they have less manipulation power over youThis whole skit is gaslighting
>>224063781Women hate the "manosphere" and calls it toxic because it exposes their awful behavior. It's like "oy vey the boyim know, shut it down'.You just see those tiktoks with women telling on themselves being awful people and getting 1.1 million likes just confirming they are all in situationships with "Chad". A solid 7 woman having dinner at a restaurant with friends and she's swiping left on 30 guys in 30 seconds.Every single video about women complaining about dating/men is just them complaining about their situationship guys not giving them what they want.I've played football, hockey, and been a dockworker and had legit Chad aquaintances who boned 3 different girls over a weekend. "Locker room talk" is nowhere near as crude, detailed and mean-spirited as women talking. "When he's a 10 but his dick is a 2", never heard shit like that from a any guy.
>>224064828This needs to become standard info for all young white males
>>224064591I've said my dick is disproportionately small for my size, with middling results
>>224061604Wow. So funny. I'm dying laughing.
>>224061604Whats the joke?
Was there even a live thread last night? Or were all us snl normies out celebrating or taking our kids trick or treating? I could not find an snl thread in the archive for the first time in years.
making fun of fat people is back! so we, chuds, have officially won
Manosphere's spokesman here.We don't care.
>>224065147they inde normies even had a pre game and post game thread
>>224064828>A solid 7 woman having dinner at a restaurant with friends and she's swiping left on 30 guys in 30 seconds.I've seen several vids like that. "J-just buy tinder gold and 2x boosts for $89 so you can superlike her bro."Yeah and then 500 women swipe left on you within 1-3 seconds and your ELO-rating is back at rock bottom in a week.Thanks MatchGroup
>>224061604I thought comedy shouldn't "punch down"?
This is just zooemrs. And its hilarious that these women are not understandign the world they are living in now, lol
Wait, so like, I’m literally having this huge crisis right now? I feel like I’m totally disconnected from other girls, but I can’t tell if it’s because I’m, like, actually non-binary or if it’s just my autism? Like, I’m totally vibing with the whole "demi-woman" thing right now, it's such a mood. But then, if someone actually called me non-binary, I feel like I’d be, like, offended? Which means I’m probably just a girl? I don't know! It’s literally so complex, I can’t even. Like, if the doctor had said "it's a boy" when I was born, I would've been like, "Okay, cool!" I don't really care about the label, you know? Being a "woman" is just... meh. I’ve just accepted it. But also, like, the trans and enby community goes through so much, and I feel like it would be, like, totally appropriation for me to claim that experience? Like, I can't even imagine! Plus, my partner is enby and it's just so hard for them, so I feel like I should just stay in my lane. But also, like, who knows, uhh....
>>224065212>tfw no fat big wife for me to force her to keep getting fatterPierce is really living the life!
>>224064399Most people have no integrity because its not a beneficial evolutionary trait.
the most effective way to ensure you never touch a woman is to spend twelve hours a day explaining to other men why you'll never touch a woman and why there is a scheme preventing you from doing so
>>224061604Was this SNL’s way of sticking it to that chud shane for his le sexist joke a few weeks ago?
>>224065554If I praised them the result would be the same
>>224061604This is terrible. Kill yourself.
>>224061604Women and men are both lonely right now. Women complain that there are no good guys left, and men complain that nobody will take them.The cause is the internet and the rise of home entertainment.People used to go out all the time because home entertainment was garbage. Where they would meet people and pair off naturally.Now the only way to date is to explicitly use a dating app which is cumbersome and awkward. Women get choice paralysis and pre-filter everyone on attractiveness before anything else. Men fail to get matches and start trying to match with everyone, increasing the choice paralysis problem. So women end up with asshole after asshole while the men fail to get dates and become spiteful and jaded.Personally, I'm so disdainful of this entire system that I don't engage with it, and have kind of resigned myself to being alone. At this point my coping mechanisms have made me such a weird person I doubt anyone would want to date me, and I would have to change so much of my life to even start trying.
>>224061745>Globalhomo said propaganda thing that they shilled from the startWow
>>224063517i never realized how much Jane Wicklen looks liked Bieber lmao
>>224066142Wow, you're pretty much me.
>hey i was also there doing important red carpet background work for the feminist cause
Does anybody watch SNL?
>>224066619Boomers that fall asleep with their TVs on.
>>224061725no
>>224061604>I'm married>and a lesbianIt's 2026 bitch. That could easily be a m-f marriage.
>>224061604Meanwhile, back in reality......
>>224066713>boomersGenX, more like.
reminder: modern SNL is written by women for women
>>224061822that's funny shit right there
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>>224066828This actually makes sense on an evolutionary front. Women are meant to choose the highest value men to procreate with, so it's natural there'd be a bottleneck as opposed to men who just want to pass on genes. Women don't want to acknowledge that because it exposes they are even more 'shallow' than men.
>>224066871and even they don't watch it.
>>224066871That's why it sucks.https://youtu.be/pbJTDEy3OMY
>>224061756>actually getting offended by hen cacklesFix ur life.
>>224066898Women don't select for good genes in any meaningful way though. Sexual selection tends to result in ridiculous results like the Birds of Paradise. We're going to get taller and we'll all have giant Chad chins and giant hands and feet. Well we will until society collapses and we go back to survival of the fittest.
>>224066894They have no response to this.
>>224063665>Wickline is pretty convincing as a guythat's due her being born a male and getting trooned out by her parents at a young age
>>224066828Dating sites are what created this effect. It makes women filter by attractiveness first to pare down the options. And then they get surprised that they're all assholes.In real world dating their options are much more limited and they focus more on personality.I don't know how we solve this, but being angry at women is only going to make them hate you if you ever do manage to get a date.
>>224067048Guess how we know you're short, redditman(let)?
>>2240648281.It's common knowledge that 90% of the big thumbs up and interactions they get online are from bots and shills. 2.Most men have dropped tinder and gone to the sleazier sex only portions of the net that haven't been completely destroyed by mossad and glowies. 3.Pathetic middle aged foids that most men wouldn't look twice at wasting an entire fucking segment on bitching about half of society that does not care if they live or die says more about them then it does about us. >>224063781It's an inorganic and obvious attempt to corral MGTOW guys and men who hate the obvious pro-female, misandrist, sexist, and heterophobic narratives going on in mainstream into a convenient place. Like how BLM, Antifa, Proudboys, and the Kirkfags are entirely backed by mossad and glowies. We all KNOW their endless bitching about the "manosphere" is them knowing they don't neither understand men nor care but want an easy strawman to point at or make fun of so they don't have to deal with anything substantial. But still, they'll all die alone or left in a retirement home by oops children they raised poorly and probably abused.
>>224066525This is getting sad
>>224067219>I don't know how we solve thisIf you are still young focus 100% of your energy on securing the most passive income you can come up with so you can simply live life on YOUR own terms. If you need some pussy, just hire professional whores. And stop giving a shit about making a copy of yourself to bring into this beyond fubar'ed world.
>>224067219Online dating has a really bad psychological affect on women. Rejecting a man pads their ego, its a way for them to tell themselves that they're too good for all these men and it creates a feedback loop where they perceive average guys as further and further beneath them. Then when you try to interact with them in reality they already have it in their mind that they shouldn't even be talking to anyone who isn't a 6 foot 5 Chad who makes half a million dollars a year.
women have become so tiresome
>>224067240I'm 5 foot 11, which is two inches above average in the United States. I still have to lie and tell women I'm 6 feet tall.
>>224067228There's a difference between being experienced and being an experience. One has learned the other has been used. And you know what, that slut is correct. A woman's bodycount doesn't matter. Until it comes down to marriage. IF they are able to be loyal physically and emotionally it's okay. If they are not, and their experience comes from fucking up relationship after relationship then they are not worth more then a fuck.
England has had enough
>>224067228I don't really care how many guys a woman has slept with.EXCEPTIt means they have a history of non-commitment and jumping between relationships which concerns me.And they might hate me for my lack of experience.I'm not some sperg who calls them "used goods" or whatever. I just don't want to be rejected.
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>>224061604I hate the manosphere but I also hate women who think they should be treated differently just because they are a woman. boo hoo, you get a period each month and if by some miracle you decide not to abort or take a morning after, you have to carry and birth a child within one year. sincerely go fuck yourself. humanity can die for all I care just because the female gender is that much insufferable and unreasonable.
>go outside>look around for 2 seconds>see oodles of average/below average men with women, their kids or bothi dont get heightcels genuinely. their worldview is predicated entirely on espousing their bullshit via the internet because it falls apart in a millisecond when you step outside
>>224061604Can someone help me find a sketch from the last year or so.All I remrmber is it was about white guys gwtting a makeover after dating black women.I rememver Ben with a styled beard saying something about his black queen.I can only find an old PDD sketch but that's not it.
>>224067422Translation. Libral women don't want to work.
>>224061604lol brown as fuck
>>224067493they want all the benefits of being the female gender without all the drawbacks when it comes to traditional female roles like childcare, cooking, and general household tasks. these are the women who will die alone surrounded by cats festering in their corpse, so it's best to ignore them, you'll never win anyone of argument with them because they will always the victim card and make you look like the bad guy for criticizing a woman
>>224067354state mandated gfs when?
>>224067776All they have to do is legalize prostitutionAllow men to pay a fee equivalent of an abortion/plan b and sign away any rights and obligations to a child that we do not want Get rid of no-fault divorce. The problems will sort themselves out.
>>224067469the only people who use the term "manosphere" are grifters, particularly dumbass feminists who want to lump everyone in together into their oppressor group
>>224067865>All they have to do is legalize prostitutionpaying for sex/porn is gay and therefore a sin. it is better to just jerk off then to give a woman money to act as a warm fleshlight
>>224067482That's because the women are fucking taller, more attractive guys on the side, dumpass.
Anyone else think Inde's performances were all kind of flat?
>>224067776>>224067865If you think this is about sex you're a fool.Sex without love is an empty and sad thing.Trapping a woman in a loveless marriage or paying a woman to have sex with you is pathetic and abhorrent.I don't care about sex. What I want is love and companionship.
>>224061604How is it even possible to take a subject matter like this that’s so easy to dunk on and make funny but then just completely flub the entire scenario and suck all of the inherent humor out of it to the point that it’s embarrassing to watch. It’s almost impressive how poorly they stuck the landing on what should have pretty much been shooting fish in a barrel as far as comedic potential and ease to extract actual jokes.
>>224067482Simple fact is that if you’re not tall then you just have to try that much harder with women. You can legit look like Frankenstein or Shrek and still get girls easily as long as you’re tall. Being tall is a cheat code with women.
>>224061604imagine trying to beat the Shane sketch about Sneakers one week later because of leaking vaginas? lmao
>>224063665They hid the jawline with a beard, indirect lighting, and a dark sweatshirt to break up the silhouette. The makeup department deserves credit.
>>224068008you really fucking don'tt. lives in an area with tons of poor low iq retardswhat are the white trash men doing so hard to land their white trash wives, pray tell
>>224067973proof?
>>224065092Fuck short men I guess?Women are so lame.
>>224068035they hustle and work two jobs and text them often, etc.
>>224067934I would be more then willing to pay 200 bucks to sink all 9 fat inches into an escort that looks kind of like a woman I have a crush on, loved once deeply but lost, or I hate and just want to rage fuck her into bed till my balls are dry and I have no more anger left. Fleshlights are expensive and break easily. I'm not going to keep one around or take the chance on buying one that's way too tight again. >>224067982You are right. Which is why marriage, relationships, and even hooking up is lower then it's ever been at any point in american history. And it's not because women are saying no more then ever. It's because men aren't asking anymore. Don't have to worry about loveless marriages because the very fantasy that women will one day look up and realize some inferior guy has managed to cuff them and lock them into a marriage and 2.5 kids no mattter how much a fucked up gross debauched and hateful bitch she's been is...well...a delusion.Anon, they will die alone with no men even wanting to use them for sex. That is reality.As for buying pussy. What's wrong with that? It removes the bullshit both get what they want and it is cheaper. Plus it's legally and emotionallly safer then dating.
>>224068072literally everyone is doing this, its 2026. youd know how fucked everything is if you had a job
>>224067982>I don't care about sex. What I want is love and companionship.super fucking gay brah. i bet you don't enjoy sex with men though
>>224067984>How is it even possible to take a subject matter like this that’s so easy to dunk on and make funny but then just completely flub the entire scenario and suck all of the inherent humor out of it to the point that it’s embarrassing to watchWomen aren't funny.More to the point though hate isn't funny. That's why none of their Trump jokes are funny; because they hate the guy so much that you can feel it in the bit. Its the same thing here, the bit isn't meant to be funny, its meant to be an outlet for women to project their hate onto. If you hate the object that's supposed to be hated then you can engage with the bit, you won't really laugh at it because its not funny; but you at least get some catharsis by feeling like other people hate the things you hate. But if you don't hate men or Trump or whitey or whatever other thing you're supposed to hate then you get nothing from the experience.The inverse is also true, pic related.
>>224068082>I have no more anger left.sex doesn't solve angerI figured out last year that I watch porn because I hate women. seeing them get demeaned by my dick was the only goal. watching a woman get fucked by a pig or horse again will never actually make me happy because happy people don't fuck animals or prostitutes. I would never let anything that I have seen in a porno happen to my future mate.
>>224068082In my mind buying pussy is the same as jerking off. Do it if you want, but don't pretend it's a replacement for a relationship.
>>224067228
>>224067982it's not the point. the point is to force them into a relationship to prevent WW3
>>224067228When you think you meet a nice girl and she slips and spills out some extreme hoe shit it's like someone poured icewater down the back of your shirtI remember this co-worker chick, she was like 23 and we got along great and she was real nice to me. I knew she had a boyfriend and stuff so I didn't think more of it. Then one weekend the there was like a staff party before christmas and everyone got hammered and while we were out smoking basically blurted out that she currently had a roster of 5+ guys in addition to her boyfriend.
>>224061604I dont get it
>>224068035What does any of that have to do with being tall or not tall? You can be a regular guy and still get girls, but women will overlook a lot of “red flags” if you’re tall. The male equivalent for women would be having big tits.
>>224068148Anon, your problems go a hell of a lot deeper then you think and do not reflect how most men feel. I don't watch violent porn for catharsis or because I hate women. I watch it because I'm horny and like women having pleasure. There's something primal and right about hate fucking. It feels good. There's nothing like getting into an argument or just finding something that drives me up a wall that she's done or said and taking it out on her cunt. >>2240681521.Girlfriend experience is a thing2.I never said anything about a relationship LOL I said buying sex. 3.Women fall in love with their fucking sex toys and erotica. No I'm not kidding. It's fucking pathetic and encouraged. I would much rather spend a hundo to powerfuck some mid foid with daddy issues(or dyke) for an hour, dump two off in her and toss a fist full of tens onto her while she's laying there sweating half conscious and dripping cum. I'm not there to hear about her feelings or how her day is going or put up with her bullshit where I'm wrong no matter what. I throat fuck her while I smoke a joint and rearrange her guts while she's screaming bloody murder shower then go home.400 dollars a month for a once a week fuck is a hell of a lot cheaper then a wife girlfriend or even dedicated fuckbuddy.
>>224068329this is a much more nuanced way of viewing it than most heightcels argue. 9 times out of 10 its some version of "women only fuck chad and even when theyre not theyre cheating"even then its not a matter of trying hard its a matter of finding a bitch that doesnt care about height. if a girl doesnt want to date you because youre too short then that's that, why try harder for that person
>>224068385>I watch it because I'm horny and like women having pleasure.why is female pleasure your fantasy? I used to feel that same way for a while, but then I switched some where along the line and I don't remember why
>>224068218I don't understand women
>>224063823browns are the number 1 group of people who earnestly engage in the "manosphere" as normies understand it (andrew tate redpill shit, not clavicular blackpill shit)
>>224063823
>>224067048>tallvisual representation of protection >fucks everyonecan successfully get a woman pregnant >confidenceneeded in survival >rich has resources >good looking facial symmetry = healthier children >well liked/populargroup/tribe won’t abandon them they actually do choose all the good traits for survival and reproduction
>>224067982>What I want is love and companionship.get a labrador
>>2240689161: Plenty of tall guys are pussies. 2: You don't need to fuck a hundred girls to establish you aren't impotent and in point of fact if you are fucking a hundred girls and they aren't getting pregnant you might be shooting blanks.3: Over confidence will get you killed.4: Rich is obviously beneficial to the woman; but it doesn't necessarily mean good genes. Pic related.5: I'd say the relationship between facial symmetry and overall health is tenuous at best.6: Popularity like wealth is beneficial to them; but again its not necessarily related to good genes.Modern society is so contrived and removed from the natural environment that success in it can't be related to natural fitness. That's part of why we're getting stupider.
>>224069074>You don't need to fuck a hundred girls to establish you aren't impotent and in point of fact if you are fucking a hundred girls and they aren't getting pregnant you might be shooting blanks.the point is if you sleep with 999 girls in a year and they all get pregnant you’re a good mating choice for the 1000th girl, if a girl sleeps with 999 guys in a year and then it’s your turn only one person can be the father so it’s a bad mating choice. it’s the reason women like when other women want to sleep with their man but men hate other guys hitting on their girl>Popularity like wealth is beneficial to them; but again its not necessarily related to good genes.your brain chemistry and development has everything to do with your ability to socialise so having no neurodivergent issues if a good thing to pass on to your children
>>224069151>the point is if you sleep with 999 girls in a year and they all get pregnant you’re a good mating choice for the 1000th girl,Yeah; but we live in the era of birth control and child support payments. That's not happening.>your brain chemistry and development has everything to do with your ability to socialise so having no neurodivergent issues if a good thing to pass on to your childrenI'm not sure how much of that is genetic and how much of it is developmental. I guess it would weed out the psychos and schizos with like Tay Sachs or what not.
I need me some Padilla
>>224067320this post alone tells how retarded american women are. 5'11 is 180cm, which is a nice even number if you use the metric system, but short of the 6 feet even number women strive for. they literally only care about status and who they can brag about, and smart objective women are few and far between, and do not engage in hookups or random dating app bullshit
>>224068916>they actually do choose all the good traits for survival and reproductionThere are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many disgusting and broke single moms for that to be remotely true.
>>224065554yeah we get it you’re a woman who doesn’t like it when men figure out your little tricks and now you’re acting smug and basically pretending you can withhold sex unless we stop saying things that are true because it threatens your hypergamyLoser
>>224066898Women don’t fuck high value men
>>224067021nothing he said was wrongTake your own fake advice moron
>>224069151>if you sleep with 999 girls in a year and they all get pregnant you’re a good mating choice for the 1000th girlAre you retarded?
>>224067482google anecdotal evidence and confirmation biasAlso google being low iq
>>224068401Because its most women
>>224069301Correct. They only fuck the men that can choke them sufficiently for sexual gratification but short of actually killing them
>>224069269It’s a woman protecting her investment anon we all know the “women choose the best guys” thing is comical now
>>224069395if what women want can be faked then the only guys getting with them are following a walkthrough which has nothing to do with being naturally superiorIt’s all a peacocking game and nobody high value wants to follow prepaid steps
>>224069269long term relationship traits are beta so they have to find a balance and at the end of the day they’ll get pumped full of cum by chad and find a beta willing to look after the kid with her which is the best of both worlds for her
>>224069427But not the best for society as we can see
>>224061604why are women so unfunny?
>>224069331>can’t see how a guarantee of pregnancy is good for a women trying to reproduce over sleeping with a virgin >calls someone else retardedwhat did you mean by this
>>224069433a foid doesn’t concern herself with the impact of her actions on other people
>>224069446Child rearing is expensive both in terms of time and resources. Literally nothing about human evolution is selecting for mates that father thousands of children.
>>224069474a beta virgin who you don’t even know can successfully get you pregnant is by all accounts a worse mating choice than at least having a baby and trying to survive on your own. if a woman lives her whole life childless she achieves the same as if she dies at 20 along with her child
>>224069427>Listening to brainwashed foids, women suffering from psychological and chemical imbalances from hormonal birth control, dyke predators poisining the well, and epstein class sociopathic baby eating monsters who consider us a slave/cattle/useless eater class who don't deserve to breathe because it creates too much carbonAnon...
>>224069446>lets chad fuck her because he has fucked thousands of woman before so he must be a genetic masterpiece and will give me good children>oops! chad has a hidden genetic disease that doesn't present until later in adulthood, so now my kid has to dealwith that toothat's how retarded women are. if they really cared about genetics, they would have each guy they fucked take a generic test. but they don't really care about that, they care about how conventionally attractive his face is, how tall he is, and how big his dick is, so even if he ends up being a genetic dead end, she can still brag to her girlfriends, mothers, and aunties how hot he is
>>224069518That's not how selection works, retard anon.
>>224069518No it’s not
why do incels say shit like "mate" and "breed" when referring to humans then wonder why theyre so unlikeable
>>224069518Way to many pathetic half sane spinsters who are dying horrifyingly out there for that too be true.
>>224069579They are wordsHope this helps
>>224061725True, they didn't even bother making the 'men' problematic strawmen in this sketch. Their sin was thinking they were even worthy of dating an ugly black lesbian, and not pretending that women don't care a lot about height, especially in today's gamified dating market.
>>224069625then say nicer words like "unite" and "make sexy time with"
>>224063665Her girlfriend is FTM so she's her performance is informed by experience.
>>224063972SNL is a top rated show child. Millions watched it live
>>224063517sex with jane in her vagina
>>224061604Just seems like a not even subtle "Joke" sketch about bulldyke/ftms trying to hook up with a fem dyke while doing an offensive sexist male LARP
>>224064460"Mom! I'm NOT whining! I'm dissenting!"
>>224069579leftists hates words nothing new here
>>224069736>he says in a thread full of niggers triggered by a height joke
>>224069733I bet you wipe from back to front.
>>224064828I don't even have a problem admitting a lot of 'manosphere' content is retarded and overly hostile. The real problem is that they call any advice or content that attempts to give advice to men 'manosphere' in an attempt to delegitimize it by association. Men need guidance more than ever, and establishment media refuses to even consider their problems, except to blame them for the situation they are in. I used to think that they were attempting to neuter men, but I'm beginning to think they are going even further than that. They want to isolate and destroy men, they legitimately hate men past any practical justification for their actions. The other problem is that feminist media, of the explicit variety as well as the general feminist angle in almost all media, is full of hateful content and bad advice too, but it's not allowed to be critiqued.
>>224069764>Men need guidance more than everThe most fatherless statement I've ever heard
>>224069747>what's the deal with all these racists on 4chan? why can't they be enlightened like me and my polycule?>also, here's the gamer word. that will make them agree with me.
>>224069821who are you quoting?
>>224069811You sound like a bitch.
>>224069838Saying MEN (not boys, men) need fucking guidance, quite literally the most bitchmade sentence I've read in a long time, then calling me a bitch?That's a gas
>>224069764>The real problem is that they call any advice or content that attempts to give advice to men 'manosphere' in an attempt to delegitimize it by associationtheyve tried to cancel Rogan, Gillis, LoS like hundreds of times and it never works
>>224061604Why does the 5 inch zero penis bloke look so sexy and feminine?
>>224069850Still sound like a bitch.
>>224061604They really need to cancel SNL, it's embarrassing
>>224069821i don't give a freakin shit dude, i hate both sides. i live on the fucking edge and bow before no one because i have an actual soul. everyone is a chud leftie peasant piece of shit to me, i don't care. men like me bring chaos to the world because some of us just wants to see it burn while you're worried about percepsion
>>224069883Jeet-speak
>>224069704Same but only if she’s dressed as a man like in that pic
>>224069869Who are your favorite mentors anon? I want to know who this grown man looks to for life advice.
>>224069850Both boys and men need guidance. No shit men shouldn't need guidance, but many never received it at all growing up and now live completely outside of any sort of community. In a healthy society, men would already have this, but that is not the current situation. The globohomo rulers have successfully broken off the chain of masculine teaching and wisdom passed down from generation to generation for thousands of years. It's not completely gone yet, and it's not too late to get it back, which is why they fight this sort of education so hard, both in online content and in in-person social groups.
>>224069579because deep down they know they are unlovable so to make it easier they reduce relationships to a sort of an engineering problem. and using scientific sounding words deflects emotions so in that moment they do not have to think about being forever alone. the sadness evaporates and only anger remains
>>224067228she's 100% right, if she was talking about a hookupi didn't care how much of a body count a hookup had, i did make the mistake of dating some and not ending it when red flags came up in the relationshiplater on, i married a virgin, and she's given me 9 years of love so far, she's the love of my life
>>224069928You are projecting your fatherless upbringing onto the general populace so hard it's insane. It's not the world's fault your dad left
>>224069900Being real feminine right now.
>>224069960Don't speak for men you dumb cunt. You're not fooling anyone.
>>224069733>if I call legitimate criticism whining it doesn’t countonly to other women
>>224070000Ironic that the guy saying he needs tutoring on how to be a man is calling others women
>>224069821lmao
>>224061604Hey, quick question: would you consider this to be better or worse than what Chloe Fineman did to that boy?
>>224067228Would you rather fly in a plane that has wrecked multiple times in the past or one with a clean record
>>224070045What exactly is going on in that pic? I don't speak schizo.
>>224067228Weird how only a woman who feels shame about her huge body count will say this and always in the most emotionally threatened way
>>224070048Perhaps she is wondering why you would fuck a woman, before throwing her out of a plane?
>it’s Padilla’s sketch, set in stone once Navarrette’s creepy dude bulldozes through the woman’s utter indifference with a jeering, “She hasn’t met me, though!” (coupled with the aforementioned podium-humping). “She has,” Padilla snaps, holding her gaze—first to Navarrette and then to her camera—for just long enough that her steely exasperation speaks uproarious volumesGet the message chuds?
>>224070119kek
>>22407010214 years ago, I volunteered to be an unpaid extra on Don Jon.About a week later, someone calling themselves"José" (the Spanish version of Joseph, in case you were unaware) sent me an email with an invitation to a gay cam site. I chose to ignore it. Months later he hosted SNL and impersonated me, showed a recreation of my dick to the entire planet, and conditioned all of you lovely viewers at home to perceive me as a complete imbecile. The next day, Lorne Michaels called my dad and told him to hand the phone to me and he offered me a job as a cast member. I declined, since to accept would mean to owe my career to a man who wanted to rape me and, ostensibly, give me HIV. In case any of you thought he was the nicest guy in Hollywood!
>>224061604What I find funny is that from my experience, this doesn't actually happen. When I guy try's to ask out a girl (not the PUA shit, but like a coworker or someone they know) and gets rejected, he usually just backs off and either ignores her or keeps being professional with her. Most guys are just trying to find love and shouldn't be shamed for it
>>224070034Do you actually understand what's being discussed here or are you so up your own ass, misandrist, and stupid that you're turning this into a gender war. What do you think the men here talking about it mean when they say young men and lost men need guidance. I'll wait.
>>224070152seemed pretty clear to me that the sketch was making fun of a very specific kind of person and not the entire opposite sex
Idiots wondering why Indy’s eyebrows were bleached. Now we know why
>>224063823There is nothing that they are more terrified of then White men becoming racially conscious.
>>224061604>height isn't that important to a womanDo the normalfags who watch this shit actually believe that?
>>224070152This>>224070168You’re a woman copingYou realize being a woman and being here means you are unironically and truly unfuckable right
>>224070156Gender war nothing, I'm just laughing at what a pathetic concept needing guidance as an adult man is, especially the assertion that this is a common occurrence. You need to grow up and stop blaming the world for your father's absence
>>224061822Bruuuuuutal
>>224063517I liked the part where Inde hupped the podium
>>224070181
>>224070151Okay that is indeed pretty schizo. Thanks.(But for the record, the Fineman issue was a lot of nothing, so yes this would be significantly worse.)
>>224070203Not him but you’re a retarded loserMen should always have guidance and help to become stronger Honestly I think you’re a woman
>>224070203Shit you are a woman or a fag LARPing as a man. Damn. That's pathetic.
>>224070139Loser bitches no men want and dykes making fun of loser men they've never actually met but have heard about from normal attractive women who deal with men every day make an unfunny sexist skit. Ironically enough, the men they are making fun of are on their level in terms of relationships. I said it before and I said it again. This entire unfunny skit comes off as just being a bunch of gay chicks having a dating show and pretending to be men so they can both make fun of men and protect the false virtue of women creepers and losers.
>height doesn't matterEven sperm banks won't accept your butter if you're not at least 5'10 or something like that
>>224070269>Men should always have guidance and help to become strongerThat's what having friends is for except it's not guidance and more like having friends. A grown ass man should not be seeking guidance, that should have been taken care of during your upbringingWay to oust yourself as fatherless AND friendless
>>224070285Hint hint, low value woman benefit from hoeflation which is why they make skits like this hoping to shape the world to their unrealistic desires
>>224070307Nothing you say has merit or substanceNobody here would follow you which is the true mark of a high value man
>>224068218>Have hot supervisor, looks like prime Femke Janssen with bigger tits>Everyone hits on her except me>She rebuffs them all>Has a simp beta orbiter>Think she's a nice hard worker>Quit and she asks me for my number on the last day>Find out she has stretchmarks around her stomach and tried to hide them with tats>She also is OCD about keeping her place clean>Told me she went down on another girl at a party in front of a bunch of people>Figure out that she probably had an abusive mother which led to an eating disorder and bisexuality>She talks about how she's seeing me another guy and a girl>She tells me I was her first male sex partner and girls don't make the cut anymore, so she stops seeing the girl>I'm still jobless so we don't go out and only fuck at her place>We only stop seeing each other because I ran out of gas money>Months later she moves in with the other guy>She asks me why I stopped seeing her, tell her why>She says I should have told her because she was willing to sleep with me at my messy placeShe thought I was playing hard to get, but I was doing that incel thing where incels pretend they're not interested in a girl. Lmao. I was ottermode/twink at the time and the other dude was a built fat fireman. I think she preferred me since she's bisexual. She never fucked the simp tho.
>>224070317That's a shame, I was really hoping my anonymous arguments on 4chan.org/tv/ would shape the world one day and be my lasting legacyI'd be upset if my father didn't teach me better
>>224070295Spermbanks are going broke because too many men have been greeted at the door by a lost or abused child looking for a father figure or at the very most answers many men don't have.Even more men had to contend with being hit up for child support from these women. Yes this is a thing.Even worse for everyone is how many many many men are now sterile as rocksalt and stones because of the VAXXX. >>224070151I got the feeling he was all about the boipussy. After seeing so many people I could almost instantly peg as gay in media I started to get blind too it. But my fag-sense is never wrong. It's fun using it to figure out which lesbian is actually closet bi.
>>224070364yeah you’re definitely whatever you say you are
>>224070375Lesbians aren’t real you virgin
>>224066949I miss him so much bros
>>224070364>anon never gets his posts screenshotted>anon has never seen his screenshotted posts on other websitsSad. Also I aint reading that whole reply chain.
>>224070400Dyke anon. You've told us a million times and in a million ways that you exist, are hekkin valid and finding two straight/bi chicks making out for our entertainment is sick and twisted and wrong.We listened we now know you're all litterally not worth a fuck and should be treated as trash when it comes to relationships or interactions. So we stick to straight women and use bi women for sex. Go back to your pier at low tide smelling ghetto and die alone there.
>>224070422Ackshually one of my posts is in that big /tv/ Harry Potter shitposting screencap
>>224070441I’m just guy who doesn’t think lesbianism is realIt’s just ugly and annoying women coping
>>224070470No you aren't.
>>224070498How is it not just ugly women and narcissists coping
>>224070203I get where your coming from, but having a younger brother and nephew changes your outlook on this. I'm always there for them when they need me and actively make time to hang out with them.
>>224069838DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
>>224070533What?
>>224070168Eh, you're probably giving them more credit than they deserve, since most women categorize young men like this
>>224070517Yeah being there for younger family is great but it's not like their lives would fall apart if you weren't in the picture (I'm assuming, obv I don't know shit about your family)
>>224070504...unwise
>>224070504She looks like Justin Bieber
>>224070634the irony of going "most women say most men say this" has not been lost on me
This sketch is more humiliating to short guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN82P7P45Vo
>>224070674Are you retarded by chance?
>>224070517Anon, I'm going to let you in on something.They know what you're saying is true and understand it. They are terrified of it becoming a real understood thing. What happens if the nice "beta" men who women can treat like shit or get resources from and emotionally bully into not wanting something in return decide to listen too and imulate men who tell them to fuck off? What happens if men stop listening to the bullshit narratives of failure women and the mainstream. >>224070657Yeah. Predatory bulldykes across the first world had an absolute fit when Bieber changed his haircut and grew facial hair. Because they couldn't dress up like be beiber and lure pedo adult women and young girls. That might also be why his farts don't make sounds anymore and he's so insane now,. Men who were raped as boys and were unsafe either go one of two places. Hyper masculinity and becoming completely closed off or hyper sexual and insane.
>>224070746the irony of going "no one cares" while replying is not lost on me
>>224070758Proofread your posts if you want to be taken seriously.
>>224070785Stream of consciousness posting with light editing is how it's done on 4chan. I'm not a shill nor do I make it easier for jeets who barely understand the language, have cheap translation tools, or lack the cultural awareness to understand my posts.
>>224061604>woman "humor"
>>224070360>SNL sketch about sad chuds>You post your delusion of being so mano you turned a hot lesbian straight and desperate for your unemployed ass.And you didn't like that sketch. How surprising.
>>224066898>>224067048>>224068916Women don't even select for tall, intelligent, manly Chads anyway, they select for pussy tingles. I've seen all kinds of creatures and goblins get laid with women out of their league because they figured out how to get the sugar walls shaking, usually through a combination of charisma or clout. Conversely I've seen 6'5" model-tier guys get totally ignored because they were cursed with some kind of neurodivergence that makes them awkward.
>>224062707SNL's primary audience is 50+ year old rich liberals. Liberal pandering is exactly what they should be doing. At this point Orange Man Bad and related liberal pandering is the only thing keeping the show alive. I have no idea how they're going to survive in a post-Trump world.
>>224070881being tall won't do much if youre a lanky gormless freak faced autist still
>>224070881I'm autistic as fuck but I'm tall and was a well built abnormally pretty athletic man. If it wasn't for me being well hung and the above my autistic ass would never have gotten pussy. I've NEVER had to work for sex and had more trouble with the consequences of turning down sex or ignoring advances.
>>224070894>Saturday Night Live (SNL) reaches a wide cross-section of viewers, split between a traditional live broadcast audience that skews older and a massive digital/on-demand audience that skews much youngerWhich is why the musical guests are all girl popular aside from Lornes occasional rock fossil
>>224070862She a bi-slut you tard. And yes it's a made up "she's a dyke but she totally swings both ways and men should totally fuck lesbos" story.
>>224061604the logo on the card looks quite familiar
>>224063517so is the joke a 35 year old woman doesn't want to date 16 year olds?
>>224070504Man Elliot Page has really let xerself go.
>>224070862>And you didn't like that sketch. How surprising.Where did I say that? I was replying about how I thought a girl was nice, but turned out to be a hoe like the post I was replying to was talking about.>>224070984It's a real story. She was slut a slut for women because she was seeking love from a female figure but since most dykes aren't real and incapable of love; she dated a lot of dykes. Like I said I assume her single mom fucked her up, she didn't say much more about her mom besides her being single.She got mad at me when I told her Femke looked like shit in Xmen 3 and that's when she told me lots of people say they look alike. And like I said she looked more like prime Femke.Also squirting is real and no it's not piss.
>>224071421uh huh...>>224071121gross
>>224070785Speak for yourself hag
>>224070862Out yourself as a woman more
>>224070881Those guys give them tingles by being alphaYou’re talking about jestermaxxing which is simpy ick
Wait, is that why there's been so many weirdos obsessed with height on this board recently? It's a manosphere thing?
>>224067865>All they have to do is legalize prostitutiontruth nvkeit's astounding that it's STILL illegaleveryone would get what they want
>>224071548Yes. 95% of male actors are manlets. That's why us manlets congregate here on /tv/ where we feel safe.>>224067865>Allow men to pay a fee equivalent of an abortion/plan b and sign away any rights and obligations to a child that we do not want>Womeme push for laws to make abortions/plan b more expensive just to own the chuds
>>224071914The feminist movement has deep connections to the antinatalist and human depopulation cult of the rich and evil. They would secretly push for that plan and go after women who would make abortions and plan b more expensive.
>>224069764women simply hate criticism, it doesn't matter if it's warranted or delivered tactfully.
>>224061604more like the manletosphere
>>224070903Sure thing buddy
>>224061604Didn't watch.Ashley Padilla could get it
SNL sucks. It's comedy for Redditors who pay $100s per month to have every single one of their posts reminding everyone how not-racist, not-sexist, and not-transphobic they are permanently up-dooted.
The manosphere is all about get the girl.It should be save the boys from the toture of circumcision and other ridiculous medical rituals like vaccines. but circumcision is a sure way to create a slave mind especially if done the jewish way. Save the boys from the feminist daycares and schools and slave religions. But nooooo its all about how to get the girl and when boys get interested in girls it's already too late. The boys psyche is already destroyed.It doesn't matter what the girls think. Save the boys should be number 1 priority.
>>224063517are they the 3 Stages of Beiber?
>>224070181She said it’s at best Medium important (that your height is not middling)
>>224073128You don't even watch it chuddie. Lighten up, they've got jokes and stuff.
>>224061604>SNL destroys a strawmanPowerful.
>>224073738manlet detected
>>224061604>women aren't superficial!nice joke
>>224073725Is your inverted and mutilated Reddit penis leaking feces again? That would make me hate the world too.
>Is your inverted and mutilated Reddit penis leaking feces again?Sanest chud
>>224073725>we exagerrated bad male traitsstill waiting for a joke
>>224070862Those aren't chuds, they're fuckboys in that skit.
>>224061604Women care about the height of their partner though, men don't
>>22406722820 years of service before planes have to be retired, the use of them reduces the effectiveness of components. I'd rather fly on a new plane that one that has been flown 30 years of flights. Maybe I'll think "well, it's untested outside of the usual testing before commercial flying... I'd like one that has flown once or twice."
>>224063517These are just different modes of Kristen Stewart
>>224061604Women will try to gaslight you into thinking they don't like employed hunks with huge cocks and they just want to be listened to. Obvious it's no excuse to give up on yourself or love just because some women can be shallow, but there's also no excuse for lying to people about obvious truisms.
>>224061604Wow, reverse sexism is so funny. Now let’s reverse it and portray 3 BPD body positive lady beauties. We need a Lyndsey Clancy type, Siebel Newsom “hooker with a heart of gold” type, and what about a “stuck in the past,” Britney Spears of today/Norma Desmond type dancing in a bikini with knives!
>>224074470This sketch really struck a nerve.
>>224063887>incels, a group of people that doesnt actually exist in real lifeI think this thread proves otherwise.
>>224074492This isn't real life
>>224074509Sure, we are all part of the same simulation.
>>224073719That's still retarded, we all know it's near the top for most women
>>224066142>Now the only way to date is to explicitly use a dating appIt is not the only way to date, it is the lowest effort and most convenient way
>>224069244Based Padilla lover
>>2240638232 more weeks
>>224063781I think it's a problem of a lot of modern writers living their lives online, so they think the random stuff they interact with on the internet is a much bigger deal than it really is. It would be like if an Anon were a writer on a show and decided to unironically write a skit about jannies deleting sőyjak threads.
>>224070252Smol
>>224061604if i was sexist, this sketch would absolutely not be doing any favors to sway my opinion. long live the popular notion to "dunk" on your "opponents" in public to just further burrow yourself into whatever retarded views you hold.
>>224074737that's what gives me some inkling that it was written by a dude but i could see it the other way where some woman is play coy and pretending that it's not important.
>>224070903Thinking about how pissed he would get when Karl would make fun of him for not having a gf
>paying attention to the dialogueLol lmao even. I just watch cause they are hot. These new girls will save SNL. I didn't understand a single thing about the skit. Protip: when women do "skits" it's more like a ramp walk in a fashion show, you should only pay attention to their looks and face expressions which are not, never what the foid is on about
>>224071421I don’t know if you know this, but saying a woman you fucked “looked like prime x with bigger tits” is literally a meme for fake stories at this point
>>224070252LOL she is even on high heels
>>224074904which are *hot
SNL has been dead for decades
>whole thread is just anons triggered by jokeshow far this website has fallen
>>224075832This. Imagine getting triggered by an SNL sketch of all things. This "buttermilk is too spicy" ass thread.
>>224076063Te west has fallen
>>224075832>>224076063>>224076085mhhhmmmmmmmm say it gurl
>>224061604The average woman is more into eugenics than Hitler
>>224076338Self-selection is the exact opposite of nazi eugenics anon.
>>224076338>women choose normal men over me im literally being erased from the gene pool!
>>224064460No, it just no longer meaningfully exists.In the late 2000s and 2010s, there was undeniably a loose collection of blogs and forums men used to share and discuss various issue especially women and dating. Roissy in DC / Chateau Heartiste; Rooshvforums, Bodybuilding forums, a handful of other grifters and pickup artists."Manosphere" was a twist on the preexisting internet term "Blogosphere."
>>224076790The redpill won and just got accepted as part of culture. There was no need for a movement because it won the argument.
