post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfictionprevious >>224054344
May have told all my friends last night than I'm fucking lonely and need a girl.I didn't say "yearn" though thank fuck
>>224062035
The wand chooses the wizard
>>224062035Looks like Ana de Armas and that Jew blonde from Inglourious Basterds
>>224062067This Malfoid is cute too
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>>224062120I call this one Bratfoy
>“Due to unforeseen circumstances Gracie has made the challenging decision to step away from her role as Ginny Weasley in the HBO Harry Potter series after Season 1. Her time as part of the Harry Potter world has been truly wonderful, and she is deeply grateful to Lucy Bevan and the entire production team for creating such an unforgettable experience. Gracie is very excited about the opportunities her future holds.”Fucking hell imagine having to step away from being Ginny in the 'new' Harry Potter.
>>224062164
the chinese are going crazy with all their videos.
>>224062120she's called purefoy and she's the best one
Amazingly none of the people who came to my door last night were Malfoid
>>224062182>due to unforeseen circumstanceswhat could it have been?
>>224062202She just seems like a gender swapped Tom Felton so its kinda weird but works
>>224062213Grew enormous tits
>>224062108>Ana de Armasno>that Jew blonde from Inglourious BasterdsMélanie Laurent. I thought so too, sort of, when I had only seen the video where she eavesdropped Harry and Cho, but not anymore. Now I sometimes get little vibes of Jaimie Alexander (Thor, Blindspot) but blonde, but she is not exactly like her either
>>224062201Great designs too though Purefoy is my favorite. Who would have guessed the world would be united by love of MalfoidAnd the one that started it all
>>224062231I mean Malfoid looks like Ana
>>224062224>>224062202>>224062189she's very small, flat and lovable
If HBO does secret reshoots to fix the first season with Malfoid inserted in place of Malfoy, it would break entertainment media and make it the #1 show of all time. Unfortunately, they're too lame and gay to do that.
>mfw chuds are now /d/faggots
>>224062035I'm not really a fan of the recast of the movie actors in the latest videos, especially as they keep the movie actor's voices.
>>224062182>In unrelated news, auditions have begun for a new character who is reportedly set to debut in season two of the exciting new HBO series. Call-outs were sent on Friday for female actors aged 11-15, with natural blonde hair and green eyes. The name of the character has not yet been confirmed.
>>224062254That's even worse...
that's fun
>>224062213Best guess would be the parents don't want all the attention that such a role brings. Imagine being followed because your young child is playing a small role in a show, knowing that in a few years time that role will be expanded massively which means more attention. Some people value their privacy more than others.
>>224062035How many afferent Malfoids are there and what sets them apart?
>>224062357they are all the same character
>AI putting on full display what people want to see: cute girls doing cute things>Hollywood: best we can do are ugly girls and interracial propaganda>WHY ARE MOVIES DYING?!?!?
>>224062357some anons had pictures of all the AI models in the previous threads
>>224062341But is all the attention really an "unforeseen circumstance" when you audition to play Ginny aka the main character's eventual wife that is also surely going to get more screen time and character building this time around?
>>224062357bratfoy- more funny, pretends she doesn't love harry, has a pet peacock called Gerald. purefoy- openly loves harry, sweet gf, goes on datesgookfoy- looks asian, face always turns red, cries a lotbitchfoy - sneers, looks down on everyone, thinks you are all scum for simping for her
tranny shit being left up by a gay faggot from /co/
>>224062357Purefoy and seedance are popular here, I see less Purefoy oc now though. Pic related gets posted a lot too
>>224062422Not strictly unforeseen, but how would anyone be able to understand how the consequences of all that attention would feel and impact daily life? Knowing it means reporters/photographers might be following you is one thing, but experiencing it for real is quite a different thing. And it would be impossible for the parents to know in advance how the child would react to all that extra attention from strangers.
>>224062357The MCU (Malfoid Cinematic Universe) contains a multiverse with infinite Malfoids. There is a Malfoid for every yearner.
>>224062474Who's the redhead
>>224062488>MCUFirst there was the Molestation Cinematic Universe, now the Malfoid Cinematic Universe. What M is next?
>>224062516Galgoyle. What's it to you?
>>224062120>>224062164>>224062189the most authentic malfoid i have seen in all these threads, but we need some scenes of her being a bully. preferably bullying emma watson or dobby!
does Malfoid wear a Slytherine snake themed chastity cake?
>>224062120snood
>>224062357I have this one but is painfully outdated by now
>>224062480Good points, I'm not getting on at her if that's the real reason why she quit. But I will victim blame her parents for not having the foresight to see this will happen with how big Harry Potter is.
>>224062554
literally me.
>>224062598Also this one
>some guy out there has a malfoid and you dont
>>224059643I guess. She's out of the league of the vast majority yes, and Harry is not exactly on top but at least he shouldn't look too gay, weak or ugly more than average, he should be a bit better than average in one of those traits, that's it. Otherwise it won't be believable, at least for me. Remember that Malfoid is supposed to be peak and to love him immensely.
>>224062715why would she expose her secret now?
>>224062715The perfect woman
>>224062120>>224062164Anyone know who created this foid?
>>224062715imagine the complete soft male that made this image kek
>>224062668you never really know. she could a be a complete bitch who drives him insane, who happens to be blonde and likes harry potter. perhaps he dressed matching with her costume for halloween just to shut her up and maintain his own sanity through the holidays. assume nothing
>>224062792https://x.com/Tomw852
>>224062697Harry is an alpha chad celebrity natural quidditch prodigy, who was mentored by Dumbledore the greatest wizard of his age, and who is the only living descendant of the guy who invented Wizard l'Oreal and is the inheritor of that vast fortune and ongoing royalties. It doesn't get more alpha chad than Harry Potter>also leader of an underground self defense militia Dumbledore's Army
>>224062792Looks like the candy thrower Malfoid. If so, that's lee01_ai
The Snitch is your heart. I hope she can capture it.
>>224062849Yes, and sorry to say but I don't believe that is enough if he is below average physically. But just above average in some manner? Yes that would do it.
>>224062854the malfoids that anon linked arent lee01's model
>>224062849White chads and cute girls are back
>>224062668 I hope they enjoy each other's company and she calls him HP slurs and he thinks it's great.
>>224062804>she could a be a complete bitch who drives him insaneI mean... a little bit of that is okay
>>224062854It's this one retards>>224062845
>>224062929
Their dynamic in books 1-3 in one picture
>>224062668How awful
>>224062929>>224062975I see that now but in this one >>224062120 they look similar
>>224062062i tell my friend this all the time and he just says i should try tindernot sure how to explain to him that i hate 99.9% of women, especially the kind that uses tinder
>>224062120>>224062164Very correctable
>>224063041First you yearn (feeling)Then you earn (action)
>>224063071how do i earn?
>>224062062>>224063041You're beta males and women can smell that from a mile away
>>224063031lee_01 has a special outfit
>>224062527>Molestation Cinematic UniverseA glorious time
>>224063101yeah well there's nothing i can do about that is there?
>>224062654>Golden Snatch Awards
>>224063086Quidditch (exercise)Studying (learning=earning)Do fun shit and be creative (couldn't think of the Harry Potter equivalent)Face your fears
>>224063141Don't let that faggot demoralize you. He does not yearn, only seethes
>>224063044
>>224063175what kind of exercise? real sports are gay and boring, and i don't want to get swole (i would just look like someone who is desperately overcompensating). i go for leisurely hikes in nature though.i don't know what to study either. programming?i can be very creative but i have no outlet for it so it all just stays in my mindmy fear is dying alone due to never finding a malfoid gf
>>224063108That was painful to watch
>>224063217>holding her with her skirt between his hand and her legs so there is no unauthorized skin contact and nobody can see up itwhat an absolute chad
>>224063071Yearnings call when?
>>224063108Ah yes the subtle thespian skill of the Korean
>>224062924contOr perfectly average. The fact that he has done these adventure and the list you've made intrinsically separates it from the rest too. My initial criticism was that new Schmede Harry, the one with the weird hair of a manga character, looks too fucking gay for such a classically magnificent woman. But it's also applies to Radcliffe too, there's just something a little too weak about him, the way he has been generated at least.
>>224063108>ywn cheer her up
I officially hate you people for trying to turn Malfoid into Taiga or Louise She is not that kind of tsundere. She's not a goddamn anime stereotype. She is not going to make angry faces and seek attention, She is BRITISH NOBILITY. She is a fucking ARISTOCRAT. An HEIRESS. And above that she is a lady.A LADY. She is not going to surrender her dignity at the altar of love. THAT IS THE APPEAL. She is going to have a stiff upper lip, she won't let anyone see her cry, she won't show weakness, that is the draw you fucking anime mongs. You keep wanting her to be some shitty american teenage girl circa 2005 that gets all dough eyed at french fries because you missed out on dating. Or alternate to some walking tsundere stereotype that bites the protag because she has a stunted vocabulary and no way to process her feelings.Except NO. She knows EXACTLY how to process her feelings. She knows how to regulate them, she has control. She will live in a dignified fashion, she is the heir to house Malfoy, the tip top of british magical nobility and a goddamn Slytherin to boot. She has some goddamn self respect. Fuck you "people".
>>224063302
When do we get Hermanione, the non passing tranny
>>224063361I'm not reading all that but feel free to leave you miserable fag
>>224063363Borderline acceptable.
>>224063141There definitely is and the first step is stop being a bitch that feels sorry for yourself all the time. The fact that male feminists and fucking ogre tier dudes can even find someone means you can too.
>>224063277You won't accidentally get too swole anon, regular exercise has so many benefits though it's a waste not to. Same with studying, read about literally anything that mildly interests you today for 10 minutes>have no outletColor something in on paint, try anything if you don't like it drop it
>>224063361Exactly, she'd never cry in public, or blush, or be embarassed easily, stoicism, condescendness and smugness is all anyone will ever see of her
>>224063277>>224063419If you get too swole you'll attract the gays.
>>224063363Zoomette harry, he be bussin
>>224063408>means you can toonta but no, I can'tI'm too retardedI can't lie to myself. I can't tell me I am something I am not
is it weird that malfoid doesn't make me horny? she's beautiful and i love her and i would give anything to be with her, but unlike other femoids i'm not actively thinking about her naked body or fantasizing about doing degenerate things with herlike normally i would be shitposting about how badly i want to suck her toes and smell her shoes but i can't bring myself to lewd her at all
>>224063408Male feminists settle. He will be a chad. I won't have anything less for a yearner
>>224063452that's exactly the point of malfoid
>>224063452>is it weird that malfoid doesn't make me horny?No, she is for Harry, not for you so that is perfectly normal.
>>224062120> Gossip girl Pansy actually has trust issues and is yearning for someone to know her better treat her like MC
>>224063475only a hufflepuff can
>>224063452
>>224063457Why are their eyes all fucked up?
>>224063492artist's artstyle
>>224063452You are in love, Anon
>>224063408the issue isn't finding "someone", it's finding someone i actually like. yeah i could probably plap a slampig but i'd rather lay my head on the tracks in front of an oncoming train.i need a real malfoid>>224063419i really should work on my cardio at leasti read about stuff all the time, but its more in the vein of "reading a wiki article about a historical event or random science shit"
>>224063435WHY THE FUCK ARE HER EARRINGS GOLD ANON?? YOU FUCKING MAGGOT!!!
>>224063452It's the girls you don't fap to that you really like.Because you respect them
>>224063361>taiga or louiseSurprised this retard couldn't figure out from all the character designs that she's clearly modelled after sena from haganai. kys.
>>224063452I feel the same
>>224063452Fandom is built around shipping her with Harry, not (You) the audience
>>224062213They wanted her to kiss a nigger on screen and she wouldn't do it
>>224063566>modelled>design isn't actually mentioned at all>calling anyone else a retardMoron
>>224063452>shitposting about how badly i want to suck her toes and smell her shoesIrony's a weapon not a dialect to fit in with the cool kids anon, not even here
>>224062554Here
>>224063277Being fit is enough. If you enjoy hiking and walking look up related activities where they do that in group.Learning or trying to get better at anything means you're improving yourself, which you should set your mind to being its own reward, which is more attractive than appearing that you don't care. Of course bonus points if the thing you're learning actually gets you excited and/or has some kind of shareable quality to it, like music or a skill that creates something that can be gifted or shown. Men showing ambition are already ahead, even if that ambition is improving their home cooking repertoire.
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>>224063452My guy that is like 90% of the point. That's why it's yearning and not gooning. Any random blonde thot can take her clothes off, but a girl you genuinely want to hold and spend time with, that is what makes it truly special.
>>224063648>semanticsI accept your concession
>>224062598>I'm putting together a team
>>224063361Based. Average behaving girls that are running everywhere like cretins are not fit for Malfoid nor make attractive Malfoids.Imo both Schmede and Foyege fit your description. Foyege's shed tears a few times but it's always private and we can see at some times that she has good manners and have a good composure.
>>224062650So this is how China imagines white people. It's like the super aryan
>>224063745cont>Imo both Schmede and Foyege fit your description.and Waltz for One Malfoid, she is peak Malfoid
>>224063769malfoid IS the super aryan
>>224063769nah, this one is probably Korean.and that's how they imagine themselves.
>>224063361>NOOOOOO STOP IMAGINING THIS IMAGINARY CHARACTER AS DIFFERENT TO MY IMAGINATION OF HERImagine being this upset over what other people think. Pathetic man-child.
>>224063812kek
>>224063803It's a good read but I don't consider it reflective of "canon" Malfoid if they're not in a relationship by the war's end.
>>224063738>semantics>misconstrue character design for narrative characterization >""""semantics""""lel
>>224063447Yes you can. Much like this other guy you love being sad and crying about it on here. This is why you took so easily to this whole yearning thing. >>224063535>yeah i could probably plap a slampig See? You already know you can get a pig which all have the same type of ego a 10/10 stacy does now. You're simply wallowing in your beta male induced sadboy shit. You even hike which is more than what a ton of people "like" you do.
>>224062266That would be glorious. Everyone that has already watched Harry Potter would legitimately be curious about it.>Who is this Malfoid?But a boring remake? Even normie boomers know it's at best uninteresting and at worse a severe downgrade.
>>224063452>>224063616This is just a theory, but the fandom also includes waifufags and goslingposters but they aren't horny either because it taps into "tfw not a first year Hogwarts student with a edgy female noble slytherin rival that turns into a romance" niche
>>224063855>Ackshually>muh narrative characterizationI already accepted your concession anon, you're just embarrassing yourself at this point. You might just be an even bigger tsun than malfoid at this point.
>>224063936>Much like this other guy you love being sad and crying about it on hereyou think you're the first one to tell me that I should stop thinking negatively about myself?even a girl I talk to sometimes told me that, like it was some kind of secret magic shit. I can't do it. Not even after I lost weight and managed to keep it off for 2 years now. I still hate myself. I don't think it was something impressive, just the bare minimumI've never in my life felt proud about something I did, no matter how much other people congratulated meI'm too broken at this point
>what kind of wizard are you, Granger?
>>224063452all part of the marketing dude. you cant push this across multiple platforms if you got dudes talking about sucking her underage toes.
>>224063745Out of all anime variants I only like one made by j.a.vazquez
>>224063986>accept ur concession>i dun understand the difference between luks n acshuns>i accept ur concessionok bud
>>224063848Yes, it's a big departure from the general plots where they are together in book 4 or 5, but I don't know... It's not about the story itself, it's about her character, that you empathize so much with her sadness and need for love that it makes her character infinitely better than all the superficial generic Malfoid slop out there.
>>224064039If you don't feel it's impressive then set the bar higher or reevaluate your values or try something different. Cardio is good fun and it's proven to make people feel better but it won't change how you see the world entirely. Always a good place to start though
>>224064039>a girl I talk to sometimes>I lost weight and managed to keep it off for 2 years now>no matter how much other people congratulated meBoth of you are doing better than the vast majority of people you think you share your mindset with. Well you however might actually have real and not internet depression, but still doing better than most.You're essentially if not failed/failing normalfags and the reality is that your only cure would be leaving. YOU might also need to see the theraj*w though
>>224064168>drops the fucking elder wand>Anakin appearsKek
>>224064207he was a good friend
>>224064182cont. Like, that's how much in love she should be.
>>224062035Guys just remember that none of this is real and its all AI, as long as you don't forget who you are and you live in the real world then go on an enjoy this.
>>224064168Kek
>>224062035Guys remember your are Malfoid posters. The trannies will hate you. Laugh at them
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TEXT IN THIS DAMN THREAD?? POST IMAGES?GOD! WHAT ELSE ARE YOU FAGGOTS ARGUING ABOUT? SSHUT UP!!
>>224064168Absolute kino
>>224064168>where is Dobby... Is he safe? Is he alright?
Scared, Potter?
>>224064168>no Voldemort>no CIA>no Bane>no Sneed>no George Floyd>no Patrick StewartAwful.
>>224063848there has to be a foundation of attraction and feelings before voldemort returns at the end of book 4, and she needs to be a sympathetic character in a believable relationship with harry at the end of the second wizarding war. this is the only way to make it work unless you diverge wildly from Rowling's plot structure
>>224063471>>224063616yeah yeah i know, but i can't help it. she's the perfect woman in every way>>224063983i am one of those waifufags/goslingfags
What makes malfoid threads so cozy and chill?
>>224064192talking to this girl isn't impressive either because I met her on the internet. She lives on the other side of the world and I don't even know how she looks. The most I have done is talk to her on the phone even though my english is horribly badShe might even be a guy using a good voice changer, now that would be real funny and the last push I need to kill myself haha...But thanks to her, I tried changing for the better even though there's no chance for me there. I tried a psychologist once and she couldn't help me. She literally told me she didn't know what to do with me. Mostly because I refused to take any drugs
>>224064383I'm scared. Terrified actually. The fuck is that thing?
>>224064555The yearning. It is a simple, pure and noble act. Some people just don't get it and that's it.
>>224063452Correct reaction from your side, Malfoid is the horny offender.
>>224064114Based fellow spic enjoyer. I'm excited for the new part
>>224064432>sympatheticMalfoy himself was sympathetic in the last two books. Harry never got in any trouble for using sectumsepera on him, a subtle change could be explaining Malfoid was the one who knew he never intended to hurt her.>book 4I love for all the disagreements everyone is on board for the Yule Ball
>>224063452based
>>224064158Wow anon, I know how bad trannies hate to lose but this really takes the cake. I'll make it clear enough for there not to be anything to argue with. The word character design consists of both the visual and psychological aspects of a character. It's always been a vague and loosely defined term. Whereas you're trying to make the case that you were talking strictly about the narrative characteristics of malfoid I assume, but you see those are all part of her character design(behaviour,personality,upbringing). All of a character's narrative characterization as you call it is something that can be defined by the word character design. Everything you mentioned in your first post consists of character design. Do you understand now, how what you've been doing now with me in the last string of posts consists of playing semantics?
>>224064655> I love for all the disagreements everyone is on board for the Yule BallNot sure how the books play out, but I've rewatched movies recently and was surprised how much Yule ball was a nothingburger. Wasted great opportunity
>>224064781There was quite a bit of drama involving ron and hermione though.
>>224064655>I love for all the disagreements everyone is on board for the Yule Ballthe initial attraction doesnt have to specifically occur at the yule ball, but that is the most kino setting. there just has to be some spark or feeling there, before Voldemort returns to fuck everything up and cast darkness over their world and wipe away the whimsy of childhood. its very tough to sell these two characters finding their way to love solely in books 5-7
>>224064781The main thing was the Ron/Hermione drama I guess, but yeah otherwise like you said.
>>224064781Yep, MCU Yule Ball is superior
How is this thread allowed??It has nothing to do with the show or the movies.
>>224064846proof?
>>224064819Asking a girl out because you lost a bet is such a stupid plot point. Also, if you did that in real life, the girl would be very pissed.
>>224064383Filth.
>>224064846Malfoid is /tv/ culture
Malfoid hurts meI’m turning 30 in January and I never experienced young love. The few experiences I’ve had with girls were purely physical and empty of connectionI wish I didn’t waste my 20s, every year was the same excuse. “I still have plenty of time”. Where did the time go….
>>224064655>Harry never got in any trouble for using sectumsepera on himI'd imagine that's because Snape didn't want to expose himself as the creator of said curse kek.
>>224063532so this is what it feels like...
>>224064846
I am over 40. You still have 10 years of bliss, don't waste them.
>>224064811>it has to happen at the yule>Gotta wait four fucking books to get there.Creative writing problem.
>>224063361I'd be on board for all of this if base draco wasn't a bitch at his core.
>>224063936but i dont want a generic 10/10 "stacy" (dumb slutty bimbo who doesn't actually love anybody and just wants chad to strangle her in bed then buy her things), i want someone like malfoid
>>224064846>nothingit's literally based on the Harry Potter series, the discussion involves that series. What is bizarre tho are anons making threads about some obscure question posed and then posting a photo of an actor, or a scene from a TV show or movie or even some AI slop and then expect that to stay in the catalogue but then make bee-lines to something they don't like.
>>224064944First three should be genuine rivalry, yes
>>224064655>a subtle change could be explaining Malfoid was the one who knew he never intended to hurt her.Spells like Crucio and Avada Kedavra only work if the caster really means to cast them. What about Sectumsempra? If Harry subconsciously doesn’t want to hurt her, will the spell fail? Or will it cause cuts that aren’t as deep but are still life-threatening? Or does that simply not apply to this spell?
>>224064811If you were going before there's quite a few options in book 4>most of the girls are jealous of the French school anyway>Harry is named a champion so he represents all of Hogwarts>he fights a fucking dragon in front of the entire school>peak drama, Ron in particular gets moody and angstyIn the books I think Malfoy made the Potter stinks badges though (or hufflepuff?), when Harry gets in his face and tells him he's pathetic
>>224064944
>>224062062>I didn't say "yearn" though thank fuckBeing afraid of sincerity is a disease.
>>224065035For crucio I thought it was the more you hate the stronger it is. Harry didn't know what the bathroom spell was in the book it just said use on enemies.
>>224065088okay, he didn't want to hurt her but he really wanted to use the spell on her. i can get behind that
>>224065072You have to say it like >>224064596 and you have to call the other guy George. You should also really lean into it.
>>224065035Considering he didn't know what it would do and was pretty shocked and upset by the result, it seems secumsempra doesn't require the same intent as crucio/abracadabra.
People are afraid to ask Malfoid to the dance so Harry asks her to go to be nice but she rejects him. She goes to the ball alone and sees him attending with a girl and runs off in jealousy. Harry notices this and runs after her.
>>224065123He wanted to hurt Draco and saw him as his enemy so it worked. The only thing he knew was that it was meant for enemies
>>224064781>>224064819>>224064811in any normal "romance" show, the plot would have been:-they are rivals but not really anymore-they don't have the courage to admit they like hanging out together -they don't go to the Ball together-they hate the Ball because the other is dancing with someone else.-unexpectedly they meet at the end of the ball-He basically comes out and says he doesn't want to be her rival/enemy anymore... but something else instead.-She hesitates, tries to deny it but she can't.-She's about to answer him but can't because someone interrupts them-later before the last trial thing, they look at each other from afar and she smiles and makes a sign (basically saying she's supporting him).-trial happens-everything goes to shit -they don't talk again for a whilethat's the most basic and yet effective way
>>224065035>>224065088Moody (technically Barty Jr) says this about the Unforgivable Curses in 4. that they need to have power and legit intent behind them and that the class could point their wands at him, say Avada Kedavra, and he wouldnt even get a nosebleed. later Harry experiences this in 5 when he tries to use Crucio on Bellatrix and it doesnt do shit
>>224064962She isn't one though, not a petty nasty one at least, too high class.
>>224064924Can someone animate this one?
>>224065123There were other spells in the book he tried out randomly on Ron, Hermione repeatedly warned him to stop it. And at the time Malfoid was alone and crying so no Harry didn't have any intent
>>224065130why should he give a shit about her when he is there with another girl? does he already have enough romantic feelings for her at this point?
>seeing people say malfoid should be catholicmakes me sick to my stomach
>>224065222Yes but he doesnt know what it is yet. He just knows he hates seeing her sad
>>224065020I'd say first two should be rivalry, purely because they a literal kidsPeople don't process their ages well with Harry Potter Harry is born July 31st 1980 malfoid June 5th they should both be the same age effectively the whole year. Book 1 - they're 11 (this is 6th grade. In the US) Book 2 - they're 12The first two books they are literal kids ripping at each other.Book 3 - they're 13 now time to turn on the teenage hormones for Harry. This is where he should first notice that damn Malfoy is actually pretty. Book 4 - they 14 (this is a high school freshman) time for them develop real feelings.Book 5 - 15Book 6 - 16Book 7 - 17End of series they're both 18
https://youtu.be/l_2EMTXG5RARon and Pansy hooking up over their shared hate of Malfoid and Harry romance is hilarious
>>224065231tradcath LARPers are a disease
>>224065130Why would she reject him? I like it better if he rejects her because he's a huge morron.
>>224065231If anything she should be Satanic
>>224065270who does Hermione end up with then?
>>224065020How do you go back to writing rivalry after harry wrestles with a 20 foot basilisk at the end of the second book and dracona's probably wetting herself just walking passed him in a corridor.
So we all agree they get together during the Yule Ball but shit starts to go south when she gets recruited into being a death eater, right? Misunderstandings happen and they separate until the Harry, Hermione and Ron get captured and brought back to the Malfoy Manor. There Malfoid is asked if it is Harry but she lies and says its not him showing Harry that she still loves him.
>>224065256i made a few posts in previous threads about how their already established seeker rivalry and harry receiving the firebolt would be great devices to establish their feelings, but anons didnt seem interested
>>224065155But his view of enemies is either warped or he's seriously fucked up from the Ministry mindrape because he was considering using it against a kid annoying him.
>>224065310Hagrid
>>224065231By the time Voldemort is defeated Malfoid will end up believing in Eru and the Valar.
>>224065310big harv
>>224065256Book 4 is when Harry gets a lot taller, Hermione notes that and it's all when they all get their first crushes. Plus Malfoy in 3 is a fucking menace (Hagrid, Buckbeak etc).
>>224065256remember that girls develop earlier than boys so maybe that can explain why Malfoid gets feelings for Harry first. Harry just doesn't have the brain capacity yet to process it.
>>224065231They're fucking English, both of them should be Anglican. The malfoys should be evensong going high Anglicans given their status. Maybe you could make Harry Methodist since that's native to England. Either of them being catholic is nonsense. It's also nthe 90s so none of the bullshit has infected the churches yet.
>>224065231It makes no sense for sorcerers to be religious about gods. And yeah this is gross, this goes against the foundation her of being a Slytherin.Slytherin + Catholic ? Yeah no she's not a fucking fake right Republican..t chud
>>224065353this was also in line with my broom plot. she was putting it together in 3 that she cares for him, but he really doesnt figure it out until 4
>>224065389Either way Malfoid is based.
>>224065337I'm in the "Malfoid helps save Buckbeak" camp for this reason. I don't think you can set up the beginnings of a romance in book 4 otherwise.
>>224065389>Remember draconia the only thing worse than a mudblood is a papist
>>224062377mistakes into miracles
>>224065459Thats way too early, and she's need to be involved with the time turners and Sirius leading up to it. Be aswell changing 2 so she's nicer to Dobby
>>224065315That's actually a large thematic problem for their relationship. If she's seen dansing with harry or he does take her to the yule ball, how does lucius explain that to voldemort when he takes up residence in their manor. This inevitable plot device leads to some serious ntr shit or the requirement of deus ex machina writing to get out of it.
>>224065517>how does lucius explain that to voldemort when he takes up residence in their manor. He's using her to get Harry to the goal, under the assumption that they'll kill Harry in the Graveyard regardless. Malfoid is used as a tool by her dad and the rest of the death eaters to lure Harry Potter in.
>>224062439>>224063641obsessed
>>224065517what if they go to the ball with other people but are unhappy about it, they both leave in secret and dance somewhere in private?
>>224065517Voldemort wasn't back at the Yule Ball, and Malfoy wouldn't have been told about it anyway
>>224065389why would wizards even follow muggle religions?
>>224065459All you need is to tone down the vicousness that Draco was portrayed to have. You don't need to go full retard in the other direction.
>>224065517The more immediate issue is that Voldemort is a legilimens, so he'd immediately know about her feelings for Harry anyway. Unless Malfoid had already been trained in occlumency before then. I've argued before that Lucius would have had her learn it to protect her mind. In that case he can't read her mind but he might suspect something is up which could add some interesting tension.
>>224065517>If she's seen dansing with harry or he does take her to the yule ball, how does lucius explain that to voldemort when he takes up residence in their manortheyre 14-year-old kids and voldemort doesnt understand love. he wouldnt care about this at all. also how would he know?
I said Malfoid is just Mara Jade before here and nobody agreed with me. Now on Twitter some retard stole my idea and everyone is calling them a genius
>>224065665you immediately forfeit anything you post here, regardless of >Comments are owned by the Poster.at the bottom of the page. you know this
>>224065517Lucius knows about the Graveyard plan, so he's "cheering" on Harry because he knows it's a portkey and disguising it as "hmm I guess he's my daughter's bf" while Malfoy is cheering him on because gf and she doesn't anything about it.
>>224065664he doesn't understand love but he isn't a retard
>>224065459If a dog bites you, it's perfectly normal to want to kill the dog, especially if you're a child.
>>224065633Probably, becuase we exist in a setting where wizards celibate and decorate for Christmas every year. Weird concept but it's the truth.
>>224065664>also how would he know?See >>224065656>Voldemort is a legilimens
>>224065517>>224065593any writer with half a brain knows they can't be dancing together in public at the Ball.this is so stupid that at this point, you can just rewrite the entire thing completely.One of the MAIN point of the second part of the story is the "war" between Gryff and Slytherin and Harry and Draco being the most important people on each side.they can't be that if all the others don't trust them.
>>224065593Yeah there are a lot of variations of the yule ball. The idea that they dive right into couplehood at that point is one of the worst ones, when it comes to staying reasonably faithful to Harry's original storyline and character development.
>>224065482he would say this
>>224065570In the movies lucius wasn't in the know of the whole barty infiltrating hogwarts thing, neither was snape from what I gathered. Voldemort started criticizing lucius for not doing much of anything for him after he was killed. I guess you could work around by rewriting some lines but it feels a little cheap and cheesy.>>224065593Yeah, that would work but again you have to live under the constraints that they can't really go public or do much in terms of romance post the graveyard scene.
>>224065320None of the other spells from the book he had tried had been anywhere as serious as Sectumsempra. He didn't have any information on what it would do, but all the others he had tried had either been harmless or useful.
I need to binge all the best tsundere anime I can find.
Why can't they go public in the 4th again?
>>224065721>The idea that they dive right into couplehood at that point is one of the worst onesIt's because people see the movie and forget there are 6 months between the Yule Ball and the third task because movie pacing is rapid firing shit at you.
>>224065710So long as they weren't official partners, it wouldn't be mindblowing (to anyone except the two of them). All kinds of excuses could throw them together in a single dance
who /yunayu/ here?
>>224065812People think Voldemort will know they like each other and then use Malfoid to get to Harry
>>224065779>Harry ignored her. He had just found an incantation (“Sectumsempra!”) scrawled in a margin above the intriguing words “For Enemies,” and was itching to try it out, but thought it best not to in front of Hermione. Instead, he surreptitiously folded down the corner of the page.>intriguing words “For Enemies,”>was itching to try it outCertified retard moment desu
Their relationship should be a secret from everyone until Voldemort is defeated.
>>224065699we exist in a real world where non-christians do the same. my family isn't religious but we still celebrated christmas, just not the religious aspects of it.
>>224065871there shouldnt even be a 'relationship' until after his defeat. these are teenagers messing with young love and new feeling amidst a fucking war. make it tense, lots of back and forth, young angst and confusion, and it culminates in them realizing they love each other and using that to defeat Voldemort. until then nothing but some subtle little signs like maybe she stops herself from hugging him in front of others at Malfoy Manor
>>224065877Good to see you celebrate our holidays and speak our language
>>224065945i'm descended from multiple generations of white canadians, english is the only language i speak (and the only one i'd ever want to speak)
>>224065664Maybe the headlines in the daily prophet anon. Even if not, bellatrix would spill the beans once she found out I assume.
>>224065854He had no reason to believe it was a fucking curse nobody ever heard of after everything else was just mundane shit.
>>224065699It could be that wizards already celebrated the fest that existed before Christmas and that was coopted into becoming Chistmas by chistkikesThey even kept the name: YULE Ball
>>224065992Bella doesn't get out until book 5. Moody could maybe say something if only to mock Lucius but it was a huge ballroom
>>224065992its an interesting little hangup especially since the other anon reminded everyone that Voldemort is basically the best Legilimens on the planet
>>224065665No that is not correct. Mara Jade is a warrior type. Brash, fiery, red hair, hot tempered.Malfoid is an aristocratic type. Cool headed, calm, superior demeanor.
The people who hate Malfoid also hate white people and Christmas. Curious...
>>224065992yeah, Rita Skeeter would write about it and then everyone would know
>>224065929Then the whole Death Eater phase isn't as impactful. There's 6 months between the Yule Ball and the Third task so it's not as if you're rushing out a relationship in a week.
>>224066076bro this post would mean something if it came from anyone else. but when its coming from an unironic zoophile from /co/ it doesn't mean shit.
>>224065929Poor confused Harry, doesn't know whether his death eater girlfriend wants him dead or just wants him.
>>224066113i think that would be a great period of time for kino secret winter dates and late night out-of-bed castle meetups. they just shouldnt be official or certain of anything when Voldemort returns
>>224066076Harry Potter movies always make a big deal out of Christmas too so they'll have plenty to cry about
>>224066047If you want to play autistic connect the dotsMerlin: RealKing Arthur: RealHoly Grail: RealChrist is king
>>224066166Jesus was a wizard who had a horcrux
>>224066166Merlin, King Arthur and the Grail aren't in the bible
>>224066076>posts this>tranny immediately respondsCurious indeed. What type of person hates Christmas i wonder...
>>224066073The other problem is that the legilimens can tell when someone uses occlumency to thwart their mind reading, hence everything becomes hopeless.
>>224066039If you've seen how a good faith attempt at a healing spell for a fractured bone instead disappeared it entirely, or how a backfire can fuck you up (once by making you spit out slugs and once by having your entire existence blown out) you shouldn't be itching to try unknown spells on anyone. Anyone arguing this point is saying Harry would be reasonable for thinking randomly pointing a loaded gun at people would be fun, as long as he has trigger discipline.
>>224065854Why would Harry assume "For Enemies" meant the spell would kill? Is Stupify he had been spamming since book 4 not a spell for enemies? Was Impendia not for enemies? How about every other spell Harry was teaching the DA for the entirety of book 5?
>>224066233she would never say this. she's racist against nonhumans.
>>224063452She’s a child. Why are you yearning for child?
>>224066166Based. I forgot Merlin is canon in Harry Potter
tranny faggot psyop
>>224063361>Anon drops a trukeWeebs are emotionally stunted apes.All they consume in their spare time is anime.Anime is a medium filled with saccharine, shallow characters that overly emote so the viewer gets a dopamine hit. Never mind the visual noise of their designs.All by design of course, as anime is merely a long running advertisement to illicit the brain fried dopamine zombies to buy the merch of their favourite waifu they jack off to.Weebs will never understand why applying the "tsundere" label to Malfoid is retarded on all levels because that will require a level of introspection they will never have.>mongsfitting, brother yearner
>>224065838>Grail isn't in the bibleLuke 22:17>After taking the cup, he gave thanks and said, “Take this and divide it among you.>Cup
>>224066236The point is he maybe should have verified what the spell did before using it on a live target.
>>224065270If this trend has taught me anything, it's that musical theatre writers are hacks.
>>224065231
>>224066233He tried multiple spells from the book and they were fine. Read the book
>>224063452>She doesn't make me hornyI'd assume it's because you're not a pedophile and you're interested in the character the same way you'd be interested in a male character. Admire certain traits, root for them, hope they overcome their conflicts etc etc.Observing them really
>>224066257Yes, in a perfect world. But that's unreasonable to expect when again, literally everything else he had discovered in the hand written margins and notes had either been harmless fun or useful tips and spells. Nothing there to suggest lethal intent or a desire for evil.
>>224063361It's just for fun, bro. You have plenty of flavors of Malfoid to enjoy
The originalNot sure why the guy who hates Christmas, white people and Malfoid has been ranting about God and Catholics though.
that what you see at the beginning of the scene where she gets dressed up for her wedding
>>224066228Snape managed to do it for ages without arousing Voldemort's suspicion. Plus Malfoid is trained in occlumency for her undercover role so it's plausible that she would be guarding her mind at all times.
>>224066323nobody cares what you think
>>224066297no not at all. i want to marry hermy entire childhood/adolescence was also shit and i never got to experience young love (let alone go to a wizard school) so that probably contributes
>>224066323stop noticing. it's a coincidence
>>224066233What would happen to Umbridge in the Malfoid universe?
>>224066334Because Snape had the perfect cover of hating Dumbledore, hating Harry, hating everyone in the Order of the Phoenix. He just hated Voldemort more for taking Lily away from him, for breaking the promise to spare her. Snape just had to disguise his love and obsession with Lily under his hate for everyone else and Voldemort would never look any further.
>>224066327Snape heals her with the counter spell and then gives her dittany. There won't be any scars
>>224066281I'm happy you've only gotten good flavor beans from the bag, that doesn't make you not stupid for thinking there isn't a big mistake flavored one in there.
>>224066323Go back to /pol/
>>224066281The other ones didn't say "for enemies". No sane guy would try a new spell on the girl he loves. But of course you don't understand this because of your obsession with keeping the entire story the same, autistic faggot.
>>224066381No Snape told him he loved Lily. Voldemort just told him he'd get over it
>>224066419Read the book.
>>224065812>Both Potter/Malfoid are aware of the potential nuclear fallout if they were to openly date (what will everyone including Ron, Hermione, Pansy, Malfoid's family?)>after Voldemort's return is confirmed it is a lethal danger for Malfoid to associate with Harry in publicYeah, they have to keep up the charade of being enemies for far longer than they would like to.
>>224065482"AWAY WITH THIS POPISH IDOLATRY!" said Malfoid, calmly
>>224066385never said it was from the sectumsempra spell.she likes it when he punishes her
>>224066419>No sane guy would try a new spell on the girl he lovesat that point in book 6 harry is exhausted, hungry, scared, and stressed to shit at age 16. he can be somewhat forgiven. regardless its a big hurdle to successfully sell that he uses a spell marked 'For Enemies' on a girl who he would definitely have strong feelings for by that point in the story
>>224066450And he learnt she was a death eater
>>224064819>muh anime autistic screechingawful>muh asked out because of a betIf Harry did that and Malfoid found out, she would go apeshit. Full woman moment meltdown. A woman would immediately understand that as >"Oh he didn't actually WANT to go with me, he HAD to go with me. My sense of self worth is attacked". Malfoid's ego would take it badly.The bet idea COULD work, if the creator was going with a more aligned with the canon Malfoid. A cruel, clever and manipulative bitch with class. She would accept the invitation DESPITE the bet because it'd be a way for her to fuck with Harry and gain social capital
>>224066441Cool now do your religion, rabbi
>>224066419maybe harry thought it was a similar kind of spell like the one they learned to fight against the boggart. ultimately harmless but gets the job.
>>224066334Snape was a very talented wizard who knew both occlumency and was a natural legilimens. Draco even used occlumency against snape once, prompting him to remark on how he was trying to hide his thoughts. Voldemort would see right through this.
>>224066472he'd have already probably guessed that. she's very distant and shitty to him ever since voldemort came back and he already know she's basically from le-heckin-stereotypically-evil-family so i cant imagine that reveal being enough for him to commit assault. i guess one factor would be whether or not he recognizes Lucius in the graveyard in 4
>>224064944>wait four booksWell yes. The mentality there is they're children and so children will have simple relationships. Harry and Malfoid will have a purely antagonistic relationship. As the characters hit puberty and age narratively, you can introduce more complex themes, because they're developing from children into teens and finally young adults. It follows the overall narrative of being a coming-of-age story
>>224066490It's a reference to a movie with fuckin Dumbledore in it you daft cunt
>>224066391I can't let people see my flag and memeflags make everyone mad.
>>224066450Also at that point he would think she's joined the death eaters, there's been two assassination attempts that almost killed random bystanders and they're in the middle of a messy magic fight she starfed. In this version on top of that Harry would feel completely betrayed if they had something going in year 4-5. He would arguably be in an even worse mental state than in the og canon ver.
>>224066421Snape asked Voldemort to spare Lily. We don't know how that conversation went down, what was said between them, all we have is Dumbledore's memory that we are shown I believe in book 5, we only have what Snape told Dumbledore. But even before Snape became a double agent, do you really think he would be stupid enough to tell Voldemort that he loved a mudblood? In the final chapter, Voldemort dismisses Snape's love for Lily as mere desire, Snape could have just said he wanted her as a reward for bringing Voldemort the prophecy. And why would Voldemort mind Snape keeping a pet mudblood after confirming he was telling the truth about what he overheard of the prophecy?
>>224066541>I can't let people see my flag because you're thirdoid trash?
Like seriously bro how do you look at fucking Sectumsempra and not think it's going to cut the shit out of somethig.Is potter a retard?
>>224066540Do your religion, rabbi
>>224065058I know this man. He is me
>>224066563No, Voldemort himself tells Harry during their final duel.
>>224066576Yes, being an ameritard is suffering.
What the fuck is this retard doing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7KliJScHCk&t=9sRavenclaw OC tomboy why?
>>224066553then also lay on that its a 16-year-old boy carrying all of the trauma from the first 10 years of his life. there's no way Malfoid doesnt get slashed
>>224066584Some people don't even know their own gender
>>224066440They should get at least one proper date in before the final tournament event. Lets say he arranged to pick her up with the invisibility cloak. Where does he take her where no one can see them? What do they do?
>>224063361you're imagining your own malfoid, more of a kuudere. take into account her canon interactions with harry and shes a bit of tsundere bully. maybe you're in the wrong here.
>>224066477It can work if it's worded right. The implication has to be that they're forcing him to ask her to humiliate him because of course she'll say no. This implies her value is high. "Reject me and get it over with." If he's being forced to ask because going with her is itself the humiliation, this implies her value is low and will send her through the roof.
>>224066599I know, I looked it up before my last response just to double check. " 'He desired her, that was all' sneered Voldemort, 'but when she had gone, he agreed that there were other women, and of purer blood, worthier of him -'That's what's in the book. Again, Snape would have had to be an idiot to tell Voldemort that he loved Lily, even before being a double agent. Is Snape as a character an idiot?
>>224066610I fear he's falling into the Filoni trap as we speak, Daphne is essentially an OC and now this one, they're going to take over from Malfoid
>>224066342You need to move on and suck it up. Genuinely. Pining and regretting missed opportunities is saddo cunt behaviour
>>224066350Same thing as the OU
>>224066419>If a ship is constantly having it's parts replaced, eventually leading to all its parts being replaced, is it the same ship?
>>224066610This guy lost all logic and coherence
>>224066706move on to what, exactly? some dumb slutty cunt who sits on her phone scrolling instagram all day? because that's all real women
>>224066774Yes unless for some retarded reason you want to pay taxes on your boat twice.
>>224066632>"This is not a date. It is a Strategy Meeting, POTTAH!!"They can and should meet in public, but have a good cover story. Special homework assignment. It is not like either of them would even admit to themselves how much they like the other. The Hogsmeade dates are kino. Also walking outside the castle by the lake.
>>224066788>move on to what, exactly?Not being a saddo cunt
>>224066661You get it
>>224066632i literally tried to post exactly my fiction for this in previous threads and nobody fucking cared
>>224066610Yeah... It looks like he closed a subplot he was having since pt 2 where Daphne mentioned the Ravenclaw, but there wasn't any need to make her more than a mention, except for giving his series an air of gossiping highschool girls plotting shit vibe. Bro watched too much high school drama.
>>224066419I like the visuals of Sectumsempra and specifically Malfoids face has to have (temporarily) deep cuts to really hammer the effects of the spell so the audience who don't understand exactly how badly Malfoid is bleeding. But the reason WHY Harry uses it must be changed. It's peak retarded and only makes sense for Boy-Draco. He is a legitimate enemy of Harry. Harry feeling creative with a "for enemies" spell makes a sense in that context. Boy-Draco is not Malfoid. Just from the top of my head, having Sectumsempra described something like "During dueling: for a stunning effect" would already give Harry a sensible reason to use it.>>224066774Malfoid should use boy clothes too and have two meatheads following her around? That's dumb af too.
>>224067015post it again anon
>>224066490he already did, catholicism is judaism
>>224067044>to incapacitate enemieswould also be a good one. obviously snape is a much crueler person than harry so 'incapacitate' would mean something very different to them both
>>224066830The idea of them just finding a secluded spot and sitting together, talking for hours about their lives and interests and friends and school and homes, without any of the posturing or the need to keep up appearances, is really nice. Just them finally forming a real connection.
>>224067099Amputation and blood loss are pretty incapacitating.
>>224067044>Malfoid should use boy clothes too and have two meatheads following her around? That's dumb af too.>Being this hyperbolicDon't be a dickhead. Why would a girl wear a boy's uniform? That's dumb af
>>224067044>have two meatheads following her around? Retarded goons are pretty funny
>>224067133yeah but harry would read 'incapacitate enemies' and expect it to probably be something like that body stiffening charm they used on neville in the first book. his mind would never go as far as to guess it'd be like cutting her with a fucking sword
>>224067099To incapacitate enemies, that would be even better indeed. Harry would still be dumb for using a new spell against Malfoid, but at least appear slightly less dumb. Looks like fixing the Sectumsempra isn't an impossible task after all.
>>224064324Lmao there's been a few recently that had to be abandoned because they hit the image limit. What the fuck happened
>>224067236exactly. in his mind he'd probably think some ropes would magically tie her up or some tame shit like that
>>224067117I like this. In fact having a moment like this at some point is mandatory for them to build something more. And to close the chapter of their young bickering selfs.
>>224064324I like arguing with people. About how my fan fic I'm too lazy and too talentless to write is better than theres. But here's a malfoid for youn
>>224067033Funnily enough, I feel this chick was added to speed things up, since with Cho's version of the events, Daphne can put together whatever happened at the Owlery.>>224066694That chick is a random Ravenclaw that got namedropped once or twice in the books, so there's that.>>224067015Post it again anon; it probably got lost amidst the schizo ramblings
>>224067272one of my favorites to come from the malfoid comics is the many harry potter reaction faces. post more
>>224067152Changes are necessary wherever the original books stop making sense in the Malfoidverse. How Harry discovers Sectumsempra and what he thinks the spell does is a tiny detail that doesn't change anything else about the plot, except making Harry look less like an aspiring wifekiller. >>224067218Well this exactly. With their shared history, it doesn't make sense for Harry to want anything but stun/disarm Malfoid in the bathroom.
>>224065318I honestly think that's fun. I would use it. Hell, I would break both their arms in thwt year two quiddich match and force them to spend a night talking in the hospital wing together.
well, it's truly over this timeon X, all the new posts are either raging leftists or this new anakin meme garbage...maybe the asians will still post some new stuff on tiktok but I doubt they'll continue for long.
>>224067385Just start the next general thread already
>>224067396do you want me to post the super original anakinXmalfoid memes?
Harry would be a spoiled house husband wouldn't he?
>>224067385xitter still shows me something like this every day
>>224067332that also circles back to him just being dumb. the half-blood prince has shown by that point that he's pretty unethical and willing to bend the rules. anything that person is designating as 'For Enemies' is not going to be clean
>>224067428He is rich
new thread>>224067454>>224067454>>224067454
>>224067428she might be the spoiled housewife actually. are the Malfoys richer than the combined Potters and Blacks?
>>224067428Nah, but their kids would be insanely spoiled>Honey, you can't just buy the firebolt for an eight year old>Yes I can buy my future slytherin what ever I want, and besides mother did it.>Narcissa!>Grandmothers get to do what ever we want
>>224067434it's just spam of the word "malfoid" at this point.and half are just leftists being mad at it.
>>224067385When it's started I was so sure we'd get an AI movie. Maybe we'll have one in a few years when AI movie making techniques are ready. Hopefully they won't have forgotten her. In the meantime I think we're going to see many fanfic works. In any case this is something we would need, a good script, before AI movies get made.
>>224065665Yeah because it's dumb, beyond them both having an "enemies-to-lovers" arc. You can find retards on twitter that will say anything. Mara Jade is not a princess.>>224066075Right.
I want to suck her penis soo bad
