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>PULL UP
>PULL UP
>PULL UP
What did they mean by this?
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It’s a vague threat used by gang members and those wishing to emulate them often directed toward their ‘op’ or opponent/opposition. “PULL UP” is a statement challenging said op to travel, typically drive, to the location of the challenger with an implication that violence, often with the use of guns, will be initiated. Similar to ‘come at me bro.’
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>Its a Latin American episode
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>RETARD
>RETARD
>RETARD
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>>224063947
>it's a SEA episode
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SINK RATE SINK RATE
this one's an 8/10 for me
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>>224063281
>What did they mean by this?
The pilot is doing pull-ups in the cockpit. The voice says PULL UP each time he does one. Unfortunately no one's manning the controls while he's doing this, so the plane goes down.
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>>224063281
>well you've pulled up, what's the next step to your master plan?
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>>224063281
sounds like my GF but she says 'out'
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>>224063281
Female pilot status?: confirmed
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>>224063947
>reach crash site
>everything’s been stolen
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>>224063281
You never hear:
>"Pull up!! Pull up!!". I heard you the first time! I'm not deaf!
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[Iggy Pop intensifies]
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>>224064770
>>well you've pulled up, what's the next step to your master plan?
There is no other step
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>>224063281
Retard.
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Retards
Retards


Yes I know I am.
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The need for speed.
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>>224063281
If I fly into that storm to save 30 minutes will I die?
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N722BD: Seven two two bravo delta, we're descending 8,000 Mayday, Mayday! We're descending 10,000 feet per minute!

ATC: November 722 Bravo Delta, roger.

N722BD: Declaring emergency, 722 Bravo Delta! We are in an overspeed condition, descending 20,000 feet per minute!

ATC: November 722 Bravo Delta, roger, altitude's your discretion, let me know what you need.

N722BD: We're going to crash into the ground, 722 Bravo Delta!

ATC: November 2 Bravo Delta, I'm here with you, talk to me.

N722BD:We are descending 22,000 feet, and we are banking 60 degrees

ATC: November 2 Bravo Delta, roger.

N722BD: Look outside, we're going down! We're gonna crash! We're gonna die!

N722BD: Holy f***...

ATC: November 2 Bravo Delta...

ATC: November 2 Bravo Delta, how do you hear?

ATC: November 2 Bravo Delta, Miami?
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>>224065748
>Oh N-!
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>>224065748
They were really gunning for that car
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I have not flown on a commercial plane after going to flight school
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I have flown on plenty of commercial planes after going to flight school, getting a commercial pilot's license and an aircraft dispatcher certificate
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>>224066079
How's your alcoholism?
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>>224066125
Pretty manageable, I usually have one or two drinks on weekend evenings with dinner
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The Air France accident in 2009 made me terrified of flying over the ocean.
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>>224064748
Cock pull-ups?
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>>224065748
holy crap
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>>224066302
>>224065748
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Post some /tv/ related images that would have prevented the disaster.
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>>224066204
It should have made you terrified of being flown by the Fr*nch
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>>224065748
Why was ATC acting like nothing was happening? What the fuck.
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>>224066411
>That wing imprint in the asphalt
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THEM MUTHA FUCKAS IN THE AREO PLAYNE
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>>224066491
What do you expect them to do? He immediately approved them to do whatever they needed, but there was nothing that could be done to save that by the time they declared the emergency
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>>224066204
>guy is named Pierre "Stallmaster" Bonin
>hire him and place him as FO
>he deliberately induces and holds a deep stall for no reason killing everyone onboard
What the fuck is wrong with Air France? How did they not see this coming?
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*record scratch*
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>>224066491
Would it have been better if he was panicking and yelling? They are kinda supposed to be cool under pressure, its the same reason emergancy operators don't act like blacks at a theater.
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>>224066491
They are trained to remain calm, and use that specific voice and cadence for a good reason. A panicked traffic controller just makes things worse.
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>>224066302
did he died
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>>224066491
Agreed, in the 20 seconds he had, he could have shouted pull up retard and they might have lived.
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ENTER THE DUDGEON

a literal dubai trumptard call girl was the pilot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how is america even a rea place AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>224066598
he was several feet away the view from the road made it seem it was hit directly
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>>224066539
Yeah, that me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
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>>224066627
shes hot
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>>224064890
>>224066627
She was on comms. The pilot with the controls was a man named Jack.
The vast majority of aviation disasters have been caused by male pilots.
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>>224066627
The person communicating in these situations is not the one flying the plane. For obvious reasons.
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>>224066598
Apparently only the 9 people on the plane died so I assume the car wasn't hit at all and was a good distance back from where the plane hit.
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>>224065748
did anyone get hurt
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>>224063281
Why doesn't it just do it for them?
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>>224066658
She is quite literally dust in the wind right now.
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>>224066627
>pilot
>first officer of the flight who was communicating with ATC
thirdies can’t read for shit
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>>224066663
well manicured and painted fingers typed this
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>>224066663
>the 99% of pilots cause the majority of accidents
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>>224066503
I thought that was a parking space line at first but no, you're right.
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>>224066685
>>224066658
>>224066627
my sugar daddy who bought me the fake pilot degree and license had a heart attack WHAT DO??? MAYDAY MAYDAY uh-oh looks like i wont be inheriting all his assets and jet renting company after all
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>>224066750
Vax status?
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>>224066750
>>224066627
Not her
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>>224066693
Nah I don't think so
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>>224066716
all planes are required to have two pilots she was one of them, she was literally a pilot on the plane, now if you, as an ameritard, want to cast doubts as to how this 20smth year old hottie got her aeronautics degree, and whether she was indeed a real qualified pilot and not just a flight attendant who took a seminar on how to read the control panel and communicate with atc, i have no problem with that
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>>224066627
She would be dismissive towards me if I ever tried to talk to her. Nothing of value lost
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>>224066627
don't be mad that attractive women laugh at you
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>>224066797
The person piloting the plane is the pilot
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Pilot on the controls at the time of crash confirmed to be a White male named Jack
First officer was a White woman who has not been identified yet
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>>224066663
>The vast majority of aviation disasters have been caused by male pilots.

now why could that be moron?
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>>224066776
>>224066750
>hey im william dudgeon this is a lie! thats my daughter alexa who sadly passed away in a horrific plane crash(unrelated to this one) please take his comment down
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>>224066813
>>224066819
She wasn’t on the plane >>224066798
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>>224066539
w..why didnt they pull up?
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>>224066813
So because she won't date a loser, she deserves to die? They can smell you're a bad person.
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>>224066627
>Note the tail number on her LinkedIn banner matches N722BD
That's retarded, pilots don't have a single plane they fly. When I worked charter airlines any pilot could be assigned to any of the couple dozen aircraft we had. Also
>Commercial Pilot at Upper Jets Maintenance
Unless the "+2 more" includes a charter airline then she probably wouldn't be flying passengers
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>>224066826
Like we said. Equipment failure.
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>>224066839
lmao you got BTFO sar
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>>224066826
she was sucking him off and the plane spiraled out of control
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>>224066776
No shit
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>>224066870
Sounds to me like she gave him the cold shoulder.
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>>224066826
Alexandra Dudgeon confirmed alive so it’s not her. We don’t know if the woman involved was White.
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>>224066627
>Broward County college
I urge anybody reading this to always try to separate themselves from people that hail from or identify with south Florida

These people are like fucking animals. My old coworker was cleaning the bathrooms by spraying vinegar around the toilet
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>OH LAWD GLORY BE THY NAMETH
did jebus respond did jebus save jack?
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>>224063281
Did she start the fire?
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>>224066859
>they can smell
No they cannot lmao, or single mothers would barely exist
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>>224066855
Just from what we know at the moment, I give about a 80% chance the following events occurred:
>aircraft is in moderate icing conditions
>requests to climb, believing they'll break out of the clouds
>aircraft enters storm core
>greatly increased precipitation causes rapid extreme icing
You are now 90% totally fucked
>loss of control ensues, aircraft enters nose dive
>overspeed occurs
>tailplane suffers structural failure (notice in the picture it's missing)
You are now 100% fucked
>nothing left to do but enjoy the ride down and maybe say goodbye to family over the radio
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>pull up
it's really not that difficult
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>>224066776
Phew! I still have a chance with her
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>>224063281
>everyone survived
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So apparently the pilot was not the woman claimed ITT.

https://x.com/samuelc_951/status/2117049305865625668
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>>224067009
I don't understand about aviation but I've read lots of posts from armchair experts saying they didn't have enough altitude to attempt to escape the storm by flying under the core. So they were 100% fucked once they flew into the storm to begin with.
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>>224067277
I have my commercial pilot and dispatcher's license, so I might be able to clear some things up. Aircraft like this will generally be equipped with some degree of anti/de-icing equipment, although I'm not familiar enough with this model to know its limitations. However, under most circumstances being in the vicinity of a storm is not an emergency situation, it might be bumpy but the icing protection capabilities of the aircraft can keep that from being an issue. The problem with icing is that if you get into a scenario where it exceeds the capabilities of your aircraft to handle it, things get real bad real fast.
>they didn't have enough altitude to attempt to escape the storm by flying under the core
Not really sure what this is trying to say. The storm height was probably well above the max service ceiling of the aircraft, so climbing wouldn't have done them much good. However, had they not entered the worst, wettest part of the storm the anti-icing likely would have been able to keep things under control
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anyone got the ATC audio?
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>>224067035
why didn't the female pilots just turn on the NOS
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>>224067637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSw9MY5k02I

spooky...
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>>224067690
>November 722 Bravo Delta, Eject!
>I can hold it! I'm alright! AHHHH!
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>>224067663
>why didn't the female pilots just turn on the NOS
Lear's NOS sponsorship just lapsed last month. Tragic really.
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>>224066663
Based
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>>224066601
kek
>>224066598
Final destination tier miss
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>>224066627
>THIS WEEK on Air Crash Investigation
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>>224065748
The last words were actually "Holy fuck, we're out of tim-".
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>>224068285
So who was Tim?
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>>224068291
The pilot, maybe.
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>>224068301
I saw people saying his name was Jack. I am now spreading that information with no regard to its validity.
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>>224068315
His name was actually Trayvon and the plane fell because she was bouncing on his dick.
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>>224065748
Just another day in Florida....
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>>224063281
Right before GTA 6 launch huh?
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>>224063281
>it's a pilots get told exactly what to do by the computer but they still ignore it and kill everyone episode
If it's a Paki or African airline tune in for some guaranteed comedy
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>>224068529
If you get on a plane piloted by a ***** it's really your own fault if you get killed.
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>>224068529
Sorry anon, but I'm not going to listen to some computer mansplaining to me. There's no instrument rating for my feelings. Stop being so air-traffic-controlling, try LISTENING for a change. I'm going to fly my truth. Slay [all passengers on board], qween! #AmeliaEarhart
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>>224068608
You wouldn't trust a five star?
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>>224068425
is it missing a wing?
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>>224063281
Gremlins
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>>224064770
CRASHING THIS PLANE....
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>>224068672
It's just hard to see it in that frame.
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>no pan pan pan
PAN PAN PAN
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>>224068769
OH N-
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>>224067390
So essentially the plane just sucks?
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>Vertical speed: -32,640ft/min
Well that's not good.
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>>224068883
who was in the wrong
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>>224067009
I would figure like any plane in the air these days needs to have self heating components in the wings to prevent freezing. That shouldn’t even be that hard
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>>224068910
That bitchy Pull Up alarm. I think they were a little past that. Let a nigga die in peace.
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I really wish we could range ban the global majority from the internet.
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>>224068943
They do, but they were dealing with -47c temps outside. Anti-ice systems are for flying in moderate icing conditions, not removing ice thats accumulating at a rate of several pounds a second
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>>224068903
Are they ok
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>>224069001
the landing gear absorbed most of the impact
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>>224065748

If you knew your last words would be recorded and shared all over the internet what would you say?
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>>224069040
>WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
-ack
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>>224068903
was this the one where the cargo was fucked
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>>224066663
>this fucking maple roastie is in every fucking thread on every fucking board defending roastie incompetence and slandering male pilots
fuck you roastie shoo shoo go back to canada
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>>224066663
she cute
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Post disasters you wish would get covered in future seasons
>Mexicana 940
>All Nippon 58
>Zagreb collision (the crash that killed the Trident)
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>>224069040
there are black box recordings of several pilots who say they love their families before they are atomized. i'd have to think that they pre-meditated on saying that to overcome the spontaneous terror
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>>224069040

>Crashing this plane with no survivors.
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>>224069158
People aren't even getting carbonized beyond recognition anymore, them and the entire plane are getting atomized beyond recognition now.
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>>224066598
>look out your driver side window to check oncoming traffic as you prepare to take a right turn
>plane explodes
>blast radius was some yards away
Unironically "time to change the entire trajectory of my life" tier shit.
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>>224068826
Yes, that's the trade-off of not flying the biggest & the best.
Normal flights wouldn't have taken this route to begin with either.
Never get in these sorts of planes nor any helicopters, ever.
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I am confident I could fly a plane with no functional training
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>>224069305
>the elderly A320 will return to the forest to die in peace
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>>224066491
“You can have whatever you need” is more or less as panicked as they’re allowed to get
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>>224068425
It's crazy how the nearby powerpoles/lines are completely intact.
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>>224069343
They're designed to withstand hurricane winds, of course they'd be fine from some impact shock.
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>>224069309
Mythbusters actually tried this once, and one of them managed to land in a simulator despite having zero experience. I think they had a pilot trainer in their ears but it was still pretty remarkable.
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>>224065748
The peregrine falcon swoops down onto its prey at an incredible speed.
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>>224066491
>OH WOW DUDE YOU'RE FUCKED HOLY SHIT
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>>224069350
what was he thinking
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>>224068959
lol
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>>224069394
thinking?
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>>224069343
Correction, it looks like some of the lines fell
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>>224063281
What type of SHIT level of luck does a person have to board a plane that’s about to crash? Such a freak accident it would suck to be the one plane that has to crash because of statistics.
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>>224069391
Is this the ideal way to kill billionaires?
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>>224069391
>dios mio
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>>224069391
Seems like a lot of effort just to creepshot some Latina girl's ass.
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>>224069434
I'm 90% that's the same airfield that Polack crashed his F16.
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>>224065748
>>224066491
ATC: November 722 Bravo Delta, damn that's crazy.
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>>224069394
AN-2's have really good unimproved takeoff performances, his plan was probably to get airborne, then sidestep the trees and get over the road. Had a longer takeoff roll than expected and didn't have enough time/space.
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>>224069453
Your improve greatly if you don't fly air france, a mcdonnel-douglas plane, new model boeings, small planes (20 seats or less), third world airlines and female pilots.
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>>224069391
Crazy the view of the crash that girl got
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>>224069391
NIPPON BANZAI
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>>224069533
Not that crazy. They were literally watching an air show. Do you expect them to be standing some place they can't see the planes?
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>>224065748
Watch out, you're gonna crash! Ah!
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>>224069391
I remember this episode of Deep Space Nine.
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>Do we safely avoid the storm, potentially pissing off our customers, or do we cut it close to keep everyone happy?
>"..."
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>>224069576
I mean in general, to have two planes collide and explode right above you
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>>224069608
I'm going to presume you're just trying to bait anti-AI people with this
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>>224069350
The kite-eating tree has graduated to larger prey.
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>>224069521
i love an2s
those fuckers can hover or even fly backwards with a strong enough headwind
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>>224069391
Who's got the telephoto pic where you can see the guy standing braced a foot from the mangled edge of the half of the fuselage he's in?
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>>224065748
Dayum...
Painless at least.
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>>224066032
>have not flown on a commercial plane after going to flight school
General aviation is way worse.
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>>224063281
dats just da sound da cockpit makes
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>thinly veiled GTA6 advertisement
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>>224068291
TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR
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>>224066663
If I saw a bitch in the cockpit upon entering the bird, I'd turn around and walk right the fuck out. Bitches can't even park a car.
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>>224069911
>african cockpit bird
ya got me
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>>224069952
Apparently she can park a plane though, at a thousand feet per second.
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>>224066855
w00t w00t
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>>224069268
I don't know why, but just how clear and easy this was to read made me laugh.
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>>224069291
>Never get in these sorts of planes nor any helicopters, ever.
Helicopters are an affront to God, and nobody who values their life would ever get in one.
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>>224065748
Just goes to show most people's last words are OH FUCK
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>>224069635
The Lorax knows no bounds.
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>>224069795
>painless at least
Except for the panic and crying while they're falling
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>>224070041
The last helicopter I was in didn't even have doors. Call me crazy, but in my opinion, you shouldn't be able to just fall out of an aircraft if your seatbelt comes unbuckled. (WW1 biplanes notwithstanding. We typically don't fly those anymore.)
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>>224069630
What in that image is wrong?
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>>224070126
It probably happened so fast they didn't have time to truly internalize and reflect upon the fact they were about to become dust
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>>224065748
Anyone else get hard listening to the audio? Reminded me of the elevator scene with the female scientist in Black Mesa
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>>224068625
>I'm going to fly my truth.
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>>224068285
Crashing a plane because yoire oit of coffee
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>>224068884
More than 4x the speed a person falls at ehen jumping out of a plane before using a parachute.
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>>224069093
Yup.
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>>224069040
>They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
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>>224069309
Flying isn't the hard part, it's landing that's the pain in the ass.
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>>224068529
>Samir you're breaking the plane, please follow my instructions.
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>>224063281
>tanks your entire multinational company
What was his fucking problem?
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Sources tell me Lenny Kravitz was on the plane. Please god
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>>224070465
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>>224070165
They're literally screaming in the ATC audio
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>>224070465
>can fly
>still uses a plane
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>>224070465
>>224070477
Confirmed false, nobody knows the identities of the ones on board yet
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>>224068884
It was faster than that, that's just the max speed that can be recorded by the indicator.
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>>224068883
This POS was stealing from his coworkers and got pissed he was fired for it. This is why laid off employees get immediately removed from the premises by security now.
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>>224070298
>Flying isn't the hard part, it's landing that's the pain in the ass.
tfw your own aircraft carrier is the final boss
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>>224070479
Yeah, I just heard the audio, it's terrifying. The girl was screaming and you hear some guy in the background saying "hallowed be thy name".
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>>224070574
I have a lot of respect for Air Force aviators, but the Navy aviators that live through a career of successful carrier landings are THE best pilots on the planet. They make the best commercial pilots you could ever want...unless they're females, of course.
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>>224070708
Yeah, at least in the Air Force, you can be assured that the "women" are actually men.
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>>224070708
>look this up
>it's false
disappointing
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>>224064705
uh mooooodssss
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>>224070759
>fake
Sure it is.
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>>224070708
If the plane doesn't care and we're concerned about the plane and its feelings and whether it cares or not and it doesn't care then we should just put a dood in there then cuz the plane don't care.
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>>224070477
If my pilot tweeted about being excited to fly me I would cancel my flight.
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>>224067690
>al arabiya
no thanks
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>>224066491
lmao
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>>224069374
>I think they had a pilot trainer in their ears
well someone get him out!
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>>224065748
why dont they just give the pilots parachutes and let their seats be ejection seats that fire them out of the cock pit? sure it'd be scary as hell but they'd actually live
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>>224066491
People like you are why every space movie is shit.
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>>224067009
Why cant they just fly under the storm
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>>224070987
they did
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>>224070736
>in the Air Force, you can be assured that the "women" are actually men.
Nope

>be airborne grunt
>pull safety duties for C-130 night training jump
>AF loadie on my door is a 5 foot 3 inch troll bitch with giant hips and a fat ass
>Jumpmasters give jump commands
>safeties inspect the jumpers
>all O.K.
>3 minutes out and loadies move to open the doors to give them to the jumpmasters as planned
>loadie bitch tries to open the door but can only manage to get it open about 1/4 of the way before it gets stuck
>tries like 3 times
>my bro Jumpmaster looks at me in disgust
>moves to the door and pushes the bitch away
>opens the door with one hand while wearing full ruck, weapon, and holding his static line in other hand
>steps back and looks angrily at the loadie bitch
>loadie completes the process and sheepishly gives the door to the jumpmaster

Bitch never looked me in the eye again after we got the jumpers out and RTB'd.

FUCK bitches trying to do the job of men.
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>>224070795
>put a dood in there then cuz the plane don't care.
Correct.
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How would Bruce Dickinson have dealt with these emergencies?
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>>224071004
;^)
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>>224071098
THE Bruce Dickinson?
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>>224071073
I assume she filed an HR complaint and was promoted to General shortly after?
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>>224071086
plane is my favorite character he dont care and doesnt afraid of anything
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>>224071114
Probably. I was a grunt/ranger, and we didn't have bitches in our units, but every single time we had to work with a support unit with bitches, they were always a fucking joke, and a waste of a uniform. One of the reasons I don't suffer simps or bitches at all when I encounter them.
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>>224071167
Sure, buddy.
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>>224066536
>Stallmaster
>Stalls the plane
Okay that's genuinely cinema
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>>224071073
And then everyone clapped.
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>>224071130
PLANE?
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Learjet
not even once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6PgkW1K0dY
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>>224071265
Yeah, like you would ever fly on a private jet.
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>>224070780
>call sign revlon
please tell me that's just the book title
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>>224068823
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>>224071296
No I wouldn't, but you don't have to own one just to fly on one.
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>>224071265
What the fuck happened here? I fly recreationally and have my pilot's license and my cousin works as a flight paramedic but the lack of a distress call or any communication on this one just baffles me.
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>>224071368
>please tell me that's just the book title
Nope. Call signs are given to the pilots, and that's a great call sign, and I give the bitch credit for keeping it instead of playing the "victim" card.

Still wouldn't let her fly, though.
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>>224071368
you don't get to choose your call sign
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>>224068903
This looks fake as fuck
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>>224069040
LEEEEERRROOOOY JEEEEEEAAAAANKINNNSSSSSSSSS
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>>224069040
I wouldnt have said a single thing.
I would’ve listened
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>>224071438
You're an absolute brainlet. Literally brown brained.
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always use lube
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>>224066491
ATC: And?
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>>224070497
Co-pilot seems to be this woman.
The man flying the plane was apparently her partner

https://x.com/EvanAKilgore/status/2117125119755591691
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metal birds are the devil's creation i'm telling you
we were better off when our travel was strictly on land and sea
the moment we took to the skies we were fucked
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>>224071493
shut up, jeet
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>>224070465
I wanna fuck Milky Way yeaaah yeaaah
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>>224071465
No, always follow the manufacturer's indications, particularly torque specs, replacement of torque-stretch fasteners, contraindication of impact tools, not ordering generic Chinese replacement parts off eBay, etc.
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>>224071476
Toll status?
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>>224071496
you know im right, you only disagree because society tells you planes are safe
if you were around for the first commercial airline you would NOT have gotten on it and rightfully called it madness
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>>224070759
KWAB
W
A
B
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>>224070668
I am not going to listen to it, but thanks for that detail. Not even very religious but it's oddly comforting to know they got a prayer in, even if just the beginnings of one
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>>224069040
>Death is a door. Time is a window.
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>>224071503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpvPmj7lx8
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>>224069326
Lmfao
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>>224069434
Impressive as hell
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>>224071511
NTA but your chances of never returning home are much higher every time you get in a car than an airplane.
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>>224071507
They're both hispanic
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>>224071391
Drunk pilots
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>>224069635
Kek
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>>224069888
Based, checked, and CUTE.
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>>224069040
Congress Tart.
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>>224071635
Ones blacker than the other
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>>224070099
I’ve been in a situation where I was convinced I was gonna die. My “final words” surprised me. They were, “… Yeah, alright …”
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>>224071391
la raza happened
probably too much tequila
>>224071716
One applies foundation with a paint roller
it's called makeup kthnxbai
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>>224071719
what was the situation
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>>224071622
Doesnt per capita have some kind of bearing on this? Like yeah you are more likely to get killed in a car crash, because you and millions of others drive every day. Far less people in the skies
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>>224065748
they should stick to rafts
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>>224071764
IDK but about 30 people got killed to death by drunk drivers alone today in the USA
not even total car accidents just drunk retard ones
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>>224071073

Your male superiors were the ones who put those bitches in spots they had no business being in, probably did it so they could get some more money and pussy.
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>crashes in front of you killing 300 people
nothing personel kiddo
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>>224071820
that's how it works right?
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>>224071835
I wonder how many deaths la raza causes daily
just the illegal ones kill 20 a day (mostly drunk driving and murder)
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>>224067009
Isn't there FAA procedures and regulations to prevent this kind of thing from happening?
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>>224069305
>autopilot calls you a retard and then attempts to feed itself a bunch of trees
German autism
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>>224071730
>be me in 1980 Camaro
>wooded two-lane road at dusk, practically no shoulder
>round a curve to meet a jacknifed coal truck still in the process of rolling
>no time to brake
>”… Yeah, alright …”
>hook the car out into the grass
>get smacked into the trees by the trailer, bounce back into the road, then roll at least 4 times

Came out of that without so much as a scratch. Ran to check on the trucker. He was jacked up pretty bad. Had to call for help on his CB. Spent the next couple of weeks thinking about “Unbreakable” an awful lot.
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>>224069608
You know ai will agree with basically everything you fucking say right? This is cringe and sad
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>>224069040
Allah Akbar
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They literally just let 2 influencers fly them to death HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AMERICA IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY
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>>224063947
On the other hand, one of the best ones was the ecuadorian guy with one eye because he got shot during a civil war or something who manages to crash land the plane in a storm on a levee then finds out he's literally next to a nasa facility and they fix the plane and take off from the levee to get it back to the airport for repairs.
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>>224065303
> "You're WHAT?"
> END RECORDING
> All 317 occupants died instantly
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>>224071949
no mames guey
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>>224065748
Why didn't they just pull up if they knew they were going down?
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>>224071764
>Doesnt per capita have some kind of bearing on this?
Nah, it's mileage based, which is still skewed because there aren't as many aircraft in your space per mile as there are cars.
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>>224069040
>Connection terminated. I am sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here but the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sound and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit; a maze with no prize. You don’t even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children and some unseen chamber always seeming so near… yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that’s… not what you want. I have a feeling that you are… right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this will finally fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors- be still, and give up your spirits. They don’t belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole… so don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It’s in your nature to protect the innocent. I’m sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should’ve known you wouldn’t be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now. It is time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. End communi-ACK!
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>>224071820
Correct. Hence my tolerance for simps is exactly zero.
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>>224071855
>how many deaths la raza causes daily
Hispanics are the second highest killers in the U.S., after blacks. Hence why borders exist and why they, too, should be expelled.
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>>224071906
I never said this is definitively what happened, nor that I agreed with the AI. All I'm suggesting is that it's entirely possible this mindset in piloting leads to retarded outcomes.
As it stands, we don't know why they didn't take safer maneuvers rather than the one that still carried risk.
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>>224071903
>1980 Camaro
BITCHIN'!
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>>224072124
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>>224072127
I still miss that car.
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>>224068823
>Not my problem.
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>>224072057
they were taking a siesta
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>>224072124
Hi, I'll have 4 carnitas tacos, please.
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>>224066491
What did you want him to do, piss, shit and cry? Get on the headset and go SOMEBODY HELP THAT JET IS CRASHING!!!
Becoming hysterical on the line in ATC sure is a good way to lose your job.
They were probably already working in the RAPCON on declaring that learjet an emergency and notifying other facilities.
>t. ex-mil RAPCON
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>>224072230
>otocon
otoku convention
>rapcon
erm...
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>>224072230
Rapecon?
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>>224071444
kek
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>>224072252
>>224072276
Radar APproach CONtrol, but yes, sometimes rape happened there.
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>>224072124
Rockstar really went all out with the marketing
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What I don't get is why in the fuck would you willingly fly straight into a storm knowing that your aircraft isn't built to withstand those conditions. The jet has an onboard weather radar, surely they had to have seen that they were flying straight into a super cell right?
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>>224072289
What's that about Papa Roach?
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>>224072289
>approach control
yeah sounds very "rapey" yikes
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>>224072305
I JUST WANNA BE
WANNA BE LO-O-OVED
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>>224072039
Natalia Figueiras and jack something
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>>224072304
Because it was a chartered flight & if they took too long to get to their destination, they'd be given poor ratings & potentially have trouble getting further work.
I'm serious, there's zero conceivable reason you'd do this especially when you don't have top of the line anti-icing in your plane.
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>>224072304
I see we're not familiar with la raza
>>224072401
la raza will always self destruct instead of admit they need help
they make terrible bosses
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>>224072401
>prioritizes speed over safety
The absolute state of private aviation.
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>>224072401
>dude just put yourself in harms way for mr shekelstein
I'll never understand this logic, why am I going to jeopardize my own well being for someone who doesn't care whether I live or die?
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>>224072439
they cant lose face in la raza u have to die trying to save face
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>>224072454
same as izzat
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>it's a DC-10 episode
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>>224065748
BANZAAAAAI
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>>224072446
third worlder ego
they would rather fail than admit they need help every time
asking for help or delegating responsibility means they're not a real man
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>>224068910
who fires a man and then sends him on another flight?
just doesn't seem like a good idea is all I'm saying
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>>224066663
per capita
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>>224071098
Bruce has a fucking 747
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>>224072304
No one would've suspected there'd be ice over FLORIDA.
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>>224072304
izzat
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>>224072669
>what is elevation
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>>224072669
Do you not know how weather works? Storms produce ice and hail at high altitude but you're never going to see it because it melts before hitting the ground due to the tropical climate in florida. You know what florida gets a lot of on a daily basis? Storms and showers. I'm pretty sure having to maintain holding pattern or do a go around due to inclement weather is common in floridian airspace. Someone on that flight clearly fucked up and though flying through ice and hail in a small aircraft was a bright idea.
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>>224072783
icing on planes needs liquid water, snow will not stick. It was cold up there and they flew through a rainstorm. The faster the plane the quicker the icing and this was a jet flying as fast as possible to the Bahamas.
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>>224072669
God I really hope that wasn’t what the pilot was thinking “go around the storm? Whats the big deal, there’s no ice in Florida”
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>>224072838
he was thinking about tacos and his abuela
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>>224072874
Cant blame him I could really go for a taco and a beer too right about now
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>>224072304
Dumb and inexperienced pilots. According to twitter (so could be false) the male pilot was her boyfriend. A couple barely out of highschool flying together.
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>>224072928
I already ate my tacos



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