>Beware.Boiuna.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Beware.Boiuna.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Beware.Boiuna.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Beware.Boiuna.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Beware.Boiuna.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLETime for SNEK!Time for ROTHE!
>>224075487>Boiunawat
>>224075562Brazilian folklore for big fockin' snek
>>224075487I love this slut to death
>>224075618puta
>>224075487>Jessica RotheThis is your reminder that Happy Death Day came out 10 years ago and the star is now almost 40
Love me some monster slop, but that's a really terrible name for a movie.
>>224075487Love me some Jessica Rothe.
I'm bewaring so hard bros
>>224077212Turbo bewaring
>>224077278fucking finallyffmpeg -ss 00:05:29 -i Beware.Boiuna.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL\[Ben\ The\ Men\].mp4 -t 30 -vf "scale=-1:500" -c:v libvpx -b:v 1M -crf 30 -deadline good -cpu-used 8 -pix_fmt yuv420p -an -sn output3.webm
What a cutie, bros
*judges gringo*
>>224077212
Discount Tom Hardy is in it. We love him, right? Maybe this is another Upgrade...
Sweat.
My jungle, my Amazon.
>>224077927Gonna have to watch this now
>>224077664Looks like the guy from Colony (the tv show)
Looks a bit shit, where's the bloody snakes???
When will River come to vod?
>>224077927Armpit status?!??!?!?!?
So why does Lionsgate exclusively produce garbage? Even if the budgets are low, you'd think they'd strike gold sometimes.
>>224075487Looks cheap and AI-ed out.
>>224075487>barely any snake for first half of movie>when it does show up it's always accompanied by aggressive shaky-cam, to the point that you can barely see any of the deaths>tonal issues, can't decide if it wants to be a social commentary movie or a giant snake movieWanted to like this, but it was underwhelming. Watch Anaconda instead.
>>224081195American Psycho, Sicario, John Wick, Brothers, Vivarium, Warrior, Hell or High Water, 3:10 to Yuma
>>224075487You forgot to list the races of the cast
>>224077927>>224077686old bitch
>>224081496Anaconda fucking sucks.
I watched half the movie earlier today. I like how they avoided some cliches, but the pacing is so weird and the native girl acting is not really that good.
>>224082908Yeah, watch Lake Placid
>>224081963true
>>224085485Trvke
>>224085485Rogue absolutely MOGS Lake Flacid
>>224085485Overrated as shit. But then again maybe I’m not autistic enough to be shaken to my core by a single ham-fisted still shot of a digitally contorted face as the absolute climax of the movie. Maybe it’s just me.
>>224085675Star Wars? I don't understand the comparison
>>224085748Bruh no one gives a fuck about the monster. It's all about the characters and setting.>autisticThat would be you.
This bitch is huuuuuuuuuuuge
>>224084213Just finished watching. Yeah, it's bad. Dunno why any self-respecting actor would accept this script. It seems they were going to approach the snake as an equalizer or bringer of justice, but then they just started killing everyone left and right and the only survivor managed to keep herself alive because she had the courage to face the snake.
>>224086409Then you probably arent making the right comparison, dummy!Did you hallucinate the word "One" in my post?
>>224086842powerful
>>224086868I don't even remember the title, m8
>>224076942its not bad, like an upgraded anaconda.
>>224087862>upgradedkys
>>224082908Where do you live bitch, I'll come kick your ass. I'm fucking jacked and you're gonna regret what you posted about Anaconda
>>224085485Salt water crocodiles are my favorite animal and even I think Lake Placid sucks
>>224088556Based anon
>>224086538>It's all about the characters and setting.>Lake PlacidI bet you just like the movie cause the fat, ugly, slob crocodile expert gets laid in it and lives till the end.Gives you a little bit of hope, anon?
>>224085748Brother. It's not a serious movie. It's a comedy.
Eh it's not that bad. Probably the closest we'll get to a Titanoboa movie. Seems like it would play well with the Joe Rogan/Forest Gallante crowds. I'm always a sucker for "giant animals still existing in the deep forests type of thing"
>>224089400>"giant animals still existing in the deep forests type of thing"There's no such a thing as a kid who doesn't like dinosaurs.I watched all kinds of flicks, mostly shit, just because of that premise. kekI still remember being psyched as shit to watch Anaconda The Hunt for the Blood Orchid back in the day when I was a kid. Man, those were the days. Watched it on DVD. Can't remember shit about it. lmao
>>224089480>Can't remember shit about it.There was a big anaconda orgy in it. Also at least Boiuna made up for the fiasco that is Paul Rudd's Anaconda
>>224089614>Also at least Boiuna made up for the fiasco that is Paul Rudd's AnacondaThere was also a Chinese Anaconda, anon. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaconda_:_Cursed_Jungle
Can I get some horror recommendations, anything from 1990 onwards, but they must have a girl that has a prominent role and giant revealing titties for at least 70% of it. Or another unforeseen reason to watch it, like a giant ass.
>>224089781Deep Blue Sea
>>224089781Piranha even casted a porn star once.
>>224089614>There was a big anaconda orgy in it. The orchid made them big and powerful. That orgy was just how they rolled iirc
>>224085748You're thinking of Lake Mungo you fucktard.
>>224089657that looked fun in trailer
