https://www.showbiz411.com/2026/11/02/exclusive-callum-turner-as-james-bond-rumor-mill-churns-our-take-combined-with-dua-lipa-singing-theme-song-its-a-deal
I knew Craig Bond would open the floodgates to Ugly Bond. I warned you, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
>new bond picked>no, it's actually this guy>oh we changed our minds, it's now this guy>that guy didnt work out, so now it's this guyit's all so tiresome
>>224078716Everybody will know him after January 22, 2027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79GPZSQHBk
>rumor mill
>"Oooh look at me I'm married to a 10/10 and I'm playing bond I'm so amazing"Wanker
>>224078621Ears... big ears
>>224078621Who?
robbed
>>224079560Nope, tries too hard
>>224078621Out of curiosity has every new announced Bond been welcome with disdain or did this only start with Craig?
>>224079603it was a dead franchise, before Craigsay what you will about Craig's run, but it made Bond popular again. And not because the movies were particularly good, but they(Sony?) went pretty heave on the marketing during those times
>>224078621I kept telling y'all: no reason for him to do nonstop showmance with Dua Lipa, right after his passive aggressive "crush confession" + begrudging Butler's lack of reciprocal feelings on the press tour for Apple drama. He even made a 1 last ditch effort in the Daily Mail interview (in June 2024, well after the showmance began) + then some podcast for Emmy campaign -- that their "friendship" is the most special in the world, they took walks together with his dog, blah blah. Why pine for a guy when he's dating a woman for marriage? What a shitshow to get married for the casting + millions of pay.
>>224078621>dua lipa's husbandthe Albanian mafia is ruining the world
>>224079560he looks like he is from a council estate and is going to a christening.
>>224078621So the idea execs had in their head was "non-racist Laurence Fox"
>>224078621>THAT guy is suppose to be a pussy magnet super spyLMAOJacob Elordi is a far better choice
I recently rewatched most of Bond movies just to refresh. It's been a while since I watched Brosnan movies but holy shit he's so bad at acting it's incredible. He's not even a character that fits the style of the movie, it's like he's doing some weird bit the entire time. Extremely stiff and every single character he encounters is acting circles around him.I have no idea how I didn't notice this before. He's absolutely abysmal. Totally phoning it in. Even in the context of his movies being a bit 90s silly he's totally out of his depth. Dogshit presence and dogshit line delivery.
This is kind of the problem with new movies they make too much of a big deal about irrelevant parts and try to promote it as the best movie ever. The first Amazon Bond should have been coming out this holiday season already bam bam 5 movies in 6 years. Selling hype for years will only setup disappointment when it finally releases.
>>224079857If you're talking about his pain face, then the acting is good. NOBODY LOOKS DIGNIFIED WHEN THEY'RE IN PAIN.
>>224079923>PRODUCERS ARE SCOURING THE EARTH FOR A NEW BOND!>THE NEW BOND HAS BEEN CHOSEN>THE NEW BOND WILL BE REVEALED THIS WEEK>THEY'RE TURNING ON THE CAMERAS TO FILM THE NEW BOND
>>224079603Lazenby and Craig were the only hated Bond's.
>>224078621i guess he looks like him>>224078728you're the retard who believes everything you read