What is YOUR plan to fix the Jurassic Park/Jurassic World franchise?
Bryce Dallas Howard completely naked
>>224082214give up, this franchise has nowhere to go
>>224082239This could actually work
>>224082214just let it die
I was gonna say tv show that is accurate to the book, but there is no way that they wouldn’t fuck it up.
>>224082214Erase everything made after Jurassic Park because this didn't need to be a franchise
>>224082285They also wouldn’t do it because Crichton is a nutso climate change denier
>>224082214It needs a reboot. They're just constantly repeating themselves of poor hecking people get stuck on dinosaur island. Just fully commit to a reboot. It's lost all the science fiction, computer, DNA, and all the tech talk. Get back to machine vs nature and playing god and theme park ideas.
>>224082239She's pure shit with the nose job and waxed everything.
>>224082313I think had he lived he'd have come around to it. The "waterworld" idea the planet could be flooded was wrong and cannot happen. It's been 20 years since then and the effects are being seen more and more. I think he just hated the movie Waterworld.
>>224082362Reboot AND they embrace the human Dino hybrid idea
>>224082398Nose job?
All these posts and no one's going to talk about that chick's thighs?
>>224082239This and they also cast Sadie Sink as her daughter and she get naked too
>>224082497We stay on topic here
>>224082479Yeah, she's had one somewhere around the Manderlay days I think. Only a few movies before that but she had a really cute bumpy potato nose.
Unironically a hot and steamy "sex with dinosaurs" scene.
>>224082521Sadie Sink is Sarah Snook's daughter.
>>224082214Not a goddamn thing. They should just stop making these. There is another book related to Jurassic Park, about the bone wars in the Old West and how people got their hands on that fossilized amber, etc. That could be interesting, but it's literally just a western. I think I heard there's even a train robbery? There's no living dinosaurs involved tho.
>>224082214They should have leaned into the black-market seediness they were teasing in JP3.Like a group of wealthy "big game hunters" pay to be taken to one of the islands, or some cartel starts using it as a place to stash drugs because no one wants to go there.
>>224082214corrective rape
>>224082662This
>>224082214Really not much you can do with the basic premise
>>224082214Inject Scarlet Growansson with the biggest dinosaur dna that make her a giantess that fights dinosaurs
Making a sequel to the first movie with a new actor for Doctor Grant and giving him a gun to shoot dinos on Isla Nublar, it will be basically like every console JP games we had on the 90's or the toy lines.
Trust me it can be kino
>>224084104I wish we could still get JP games like that instead of just park builders all the time now
>>224082214A proper adaptation of the first book.>>224082239This as well.
>>224084125Yes it would be kino to make an action game about it, taking place during the movie or just after. or seeing alternate continuity where some death characters like Nedry or Muldoon have survived and you have to do stuff to escape the Island.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rica13n3mBU
>>224082214>What is YOUR plan to fix the Jurassic Park/Jurassic World franchise?Why would I want an endless series of dogshit zombie sequels to a series of movies where everything besides the first one is objectively somewhere on a scale of Dogshit-to-trash?You want to make a dinosaur movie, do make fucking Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, or Dinoriders, or the Valiant comics era Turok.
>>224084192I miss shooting dinos, wish they'd make a horror JP game
The problem with franchises is that they milk one really good original idea into oblivion. There should be NO franchises. Instead, there should be more original ideas.
I don't know how to use AI but I would just do a live action version of Jurassic World: Chaos Theory where The Handler lives and goes around killing people with her pack of Atrociraptors.
>>224082239This but 1993 Laura Dern
>>224084216By the way, your dinos look like big birds. Basically Emus, but bigger.
>>224084396https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator>type shit in>press enter>????>profit
Triassic Park - The PrequelA Jurassic park prequel with nazi's and flying zeppelins. It all takes place in a remote island in the Indian Ocean. With German submarines and British aircraft carriers.
Get me a straight-looking Laura Dern.
>>224084216Isn't the game called "The Isle" the closer thing we get to it?
>>224082214who is this please tell me
>>224082662Jurassic Park: Into the Snoot Gameverse
>>224082214You get to hunt the dinosaurs.
>>224082497Not as impressive as Muldoon's.
>>224082214Make all Jurassic World media non-canon. Make a big budget miniseries of the first book that closely follows the book.
>>224082313wait, really?
>>224082214Introduce new talent
>>224082285There's already a tv show
>>224085028How tf did you even notice faggot
>>224085305Yes, he wrote a whole book about it called State of Fear
>>224082214Alternate universe where Muldoon survives and he and Tembo go on dino hunting adventures
>>224082239You son of a bitch I’m in
>>224085028Unmatchable drip
卐 Secret Space Nazis have a base on Mars with dinosaurs. 卐 half-human half-dinosaur Time traveller卐 Bryce salad howard fully clothed in tight latex outfit, cross-over of the matrix and dinos卐 the next james bond stops a world domination plot involving dinosaurs
>>224085028cute socks dude
Bryce Dallas Howard and Christina Hendricks both completely naked and mud-wrestling over who gets the last vial of dino DNA. The mud is peach-colored
>>224085650Yes, I can see she has lots of talent
>>224082362>It needs a reboot.NO, STOP REBOOTING, STOP REMAKING, STOP SEQUELING, STOP FRANCHISING, AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK YOU AND EVERY MORONIC IDIOT LIKE YOU FOR ENABLING THIS BULLSHIT, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224085650>nose ring>tattoos>fake titsFuck off and go extinct.
>>224086367Are you looking for a wife, incel?
It really should have only been one movie. If they had a plan and executed it well, i could POSSIBLY see a trilogy, but that's it. What we got has been a string of bullshit devolving into literal slapstick dragons fighting le stronk women with flubber and gak thrown about for the kids.
>>224082239welcome to... Mommy Park!
>>224086540We can charge anything we want. Two thousand a day, ten thousand a day. People will pay it.
>>224084667So Turok
>>224082214More of her
>>224082214Let it die. Make something new or fuck off and don't make anything at all.
>>224082214>What is YOUR plan to fix the Jurassic Park/Jurassic World franchise?It's very easy and it's in practice since 1993.It's called... wait for it... "completely ignoring anything that isn't the original movie"
>>224082214clever girl
>>224082214Source?
>>224086299>lets continuously soft reboot the series>keep doing the same thing over and over, but don't reboot the seriesThis is better? They're not building on anything. Where's the growth or change to the series? It's already the same thing over and over. Might as well actually just start over to give themselves more breathing room. Recast and bring back fan favorite characters, have a better plan for the series. The JW series is so shit>JW: ends with dinosaurs loose on the island>JW2: Actually the island blows up, but now some dinos are loose in the world>JW3: what if we mostly ignored loose dinosaurs and did ANOTHER park?>JW4: All the loose dinos are dead, also there's a secret 4th place with DinosaursWtf is JW5 gonna be? There's nothing here worth holding on to. Start over.
>>224082214Change the heart of the films from family to something else (just for a change of pace) and also go back to basic theme parks with basic (non-mutant) dinosaurs. You know, keep it simple... I don't need another film about cloning "not-dinosaurs" and infiltrating evil, sinister labs.
>>224082214I want to kiss her where her doody comes out.
>>224082214stop the whole "human are le true evil".
>>224082214keep 1st moviedelete all othersthere, franchise savedno need to make any more movies, it would just ruin it all again
>>224082214Keep Scarlett, but also cast Awkwafina who can be both sexy, but also deliver quips in order to inject much needed humour.Go for a higher age certificate so that there can be a tense scene where both Scarlett and Awkwafina's clothes are ripped off by randy raptors, then they get their naked tits spat on by dilophosaurs. Turns out that dilophosaur poison spit is toxic to male humans, but in females it just makes them super horny and gives them extremely large and in charge erect nipples, who knew?Of course this means they have to lez-up ,as there are no men about in this part of the island, until their base and animalistic desires are saited.Eventually they are found by the male protagonist (who is tne token muscular macho man, because Yankee-doodle-dandies don't like films with all women in), and they all rutt like beasts of the field.To get off the island they all fly on the backs of pterodactals, because that's really cool and its not been done in a Jurassic park film yet.
>>224085650She has one of those thick bras on that is designed to hide nipples, yet apparently has well defined large and in charge erect nipples.Either her nipples are so enormous and stiff they put Bai Ling to shame, or she just stick some fake rubber ones to her bra for clicks. You would only do that if you had no nipples in the first place. Grim and lamentable.
I keep saying this, just make stand-alone movies with different dinosaurs and locales each time. The end of JW3 already set it up perfectly with dinosaurs loose everywhere in the world. Even with JW4 killing off most of them, you can still get away with dinosaurs in remote areas of the world.>A South American village being terrorised by a horde of compys>A dilophosaurus loose in the Florida everglades>A group of fishermen trying to survive in open water after a Mosasaurus capsizes their boatAll the movies should be horror and R-rated, with the humans having limited access to guns
>>224089435>Awkwafina >sexy
>>224089600God, yes. Imagine the blowjob.
>>224089544shut up nerd
Movie is set 1000 years after the events of the last movieIt's now dino worldThey created a humanic world parkSame shit happens but now with humans escaping containment
>>224082313State of Fear was more about deliberate misinformation and disinfo and manufacturing consent and useful idiots rather than outright denial of faxcts. An incredibly based book and it's no wonder that it's one of the least talked about.
>>224087843Yes.
>>224082214a completely faithful adaptation of the 1st Jurassic park book
>>224084216Dino Crisis was recently made available on PC and is one of the very best survival horror games ever made. Dino Crisis 2 is also available and is more of an arcade shooter if you’d rather blast dinosaurs nonstop.Honestly fuck making more Jurassic Park movies, get someone competent working on a Dino Crisis film series.
>>224084667Were is this pic from?I've remember seen it as a kid
>>224082239Yeah no. Have you seen how big she's gotten?
>>224090766Dino-riders
>>224090821>he doesn't know
>>224082214delete everything but jurassic park and never make a sequel/spinoff/prequel again.
>>224082214Just give us the Jurassic World 2 you promised in trailers instead of the rugpull that the novel premise was only a vehicle to rehash the same tired storylines.
Open a portal to a parallel universe where none of the movies were ever made, not even the first one, pull Sam Raimi from there and have him produce, write and direct it based on the novel.It's the only way to make an entertaining Jurassic Park movie at this point.
The franchise has been slop for 25 years but it basically prints money, so it sounds like they know what their audience wants.
>>224087949She's 20 now, what is she doing?
>>224082239Bryce is absolutely aware of the ass memes btw
>>224092267
>>224092267>Bryce is absolutely aware of the ass memes btw i might've guessed that she is well aware of her own sultry-thick, outrageously lusty bottom, and how every man she's been with, treats it as the 8th Wonder of the World
>>224092198Fucking nothing, apparently.
>>224086367The tits are natural.
>>224085028I have legs like that
>>224082313>ishe's dead, dickhead
>>224087949wheres the webm of her having to strip down to her undies except they replaced the dialogue with jurassic park shit
>>224087949Make her come back T2 Sarah Connor style but slutty
>>224092267She's so pretty
>>224089817What about the Cadillacs?
>>224092974Legs
>>224087949This is a child
>>224082214Idk
