Your next James Bond
Looks like a rat
>>224082268Austin Powers killed the Bond franchise by forcing it into a self-seriousness that reduced it to just the British equivalent of the Bourne films. Just let the franchise die.https://www.theringer.com/2020/04/30/movies/austin-powers-james-bond-camp
Praise god almighty they didn't cast an unbunto, otherwise we never would have heard the end of how "Bond is SO BACK!"
there's something off about his facial structure but i cant put my finger on it
>>224082333the books aren't particularly campy like some of the movies, that's not there originally
>>224082348British
>>224082268He heard he was cast before it was decided.
>>224082365The films need a level of camp to make Bond entertaining. Without that camp, you get Craig-style moroseness that inevitably devolves into bullshit narratives about Bond struggling with PTSD o algo
>>224082348It's the beady eyes and the ridiculous ears and the bulbous somali head.
>>224082348
>>224082381>t. shistskin rape rat
>>224082268I was looking forward to the the black female James though
>>224082413struck a nerve, huh?
>>224082414I was looking forward to that guy that played the flash desu
doesn't he have to read his lines off index cards?
>>224082424>doesn't deny itlmfao
>>224082333>>224082386Or do it like the book, where Bond doesn't get any PTSD because the dude is a legitimate psychopath.Ian Fleming always described Bond as a bad guy who happens to work for the good guys, the kind of man who'll just get shit done.Just embrace that.
>>224082268>no old man Bond with Pierce BrosnanThe fun has been ground out of this franchise.Just let it die
>>224082447sounds like I did
>>224082347this is true. a ratface is still meh. we'll see though. if the film is good i'll forgive them
>>224082468Prolly for the best, Hollywood now can only do that kind of premise if the old man is mentoring his girlboss replacement.
>>224082268>elfIs the new Bond movie set in Middle Earth?
>>224082450Dr No (the movie) kind of shows how ruthless Bond is. Ok the guy creeps into the room Bond is in, Bond knows someone is trying to kill him and sets up a trap by putting the pillows under the bed sheets to give the impression he is there sleeping. He waits for the guy to shoot, he turns on the light and makes a quip after the bad guy to shoot him there but he used all his bullets. Bond simply shoots him dead
>>224082268who?
>>224082744>>224082450Wasn't it in one of the Timothy Dalton movies where Bond uses a chick he was making out with as a human shield, which gets her killed?
>>224082268He looks like a mong.
>>224082599Probably.
>>224082268>showbiz411 Uh huh, okay.
Brosnan set the bar too high for looks.
>>224083558You mean Dalton, right?
>>224082385During Boys in the Boat promo, Clooney said he had to cast Turner before his asking price went up. THEY KNEW in December 2023.
If true this smells like pure stunt casting to get his wife to do the theme song.
>>224082268Who?Also, he looks fucking ridiculous
>>224082779He does it in Thunderball with the big titty redhead chick that's hunting him down and gets her goons to shoot her
>talks like a London wiggerOh no. Throw it back
>>224082268I thought he seemed better than the other two that were being floated. I grew up with Pierce Brosnan being the suave pretty man Bond, but I guess traditionally Bond is supposed to be a beady eyed sociopath.
Oh, he's the guy from the Neuromancer showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x0cY5LiBZA
>>224083749Eh, i'd have preferred the Scottish guy.But I agree both were far better than that big eared Prince Charles goblin from The Crown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvRkmJ3V5_wtruly disgusting dialect. He better put on a proper accent for it.
>>224082268what fucking dua lipa does for a guy
>>224083582Not him but no
>>224082348Bat ears.
>>224083749Brosnan Bond IS a sociopath even with the camp
If you’ve seen the test screenings of neuromancer. I get the vibe his performance in that is why he got the bond role. Same with Daniel Craig in layer cake
>>224082348He looks like a Vulcan
>>224082348It's probably the pinhead
>>224084041But Daniel Craig was awful, and his scripts were too so not redeeming feature.
>>224082268I'm gonna be old-old by the time we get another newly cast James Bond.
>>224084090Daniel Craig had something. He had a presence about him, particularly in those early films.It's just a shame they seemed so diametrically opposed to allowing him to be in a cool movie where he gets to do cool stuff as James Bond.
>>224082268how does he keep winning?
>>224082348He looks ridiculous. He 100% looks like a butt baby of Connery and Moore though, I'm sure that's what they were going for.
>>224083558That pic looks great. They don't make people like this anymore, he looks straight out of the 50s or 60s. The 40yo from today look like kids.
>>224082348euromutt
>>224082348He's not sexy because Gen Z shrieks at sex.
>>224082268Seems like a fine enough pick I guess. He does have pretty big ears though
>>224082268looks abit goofy but atleast its not a pajeet, nigger or woman
>>224082779Goldfinger opening sequence. Sees the bad guy’s reflection in her eye.
>>224082268he looks like a child's drawing of an alcoholic elf
>>224082268Well bond is not a code name so how are they going to fix this. Since he's dead.
>>224084386Then how come he bagged Dua Lipa ?
>>224085558Craig's movies are non canon
>>224085558>>224085601Every new bond is a restart of the franchise, that's how it's been forever
>>224082268Just not gonna watch it. Bond is supposed to be good looking not some alien ant farm looking doofus.
>>224084129Sex with Dua Lipa feet
>>224082268Why didn't they hire a sassy fat black woman to be james bond in this movie.
>>224084386I'm not gen z, but I've worked with a few and know some from gym. It's not a "dislike" of sex or anything. It's the women they grew up around and seeing in media being slutty and promiscuous that has many being against such things. It somehow made half of them total faggots who hardcore support this ideology or into prudes since it's the opposite of what they've seen or were taught.
>>224085783I'll do you one better. The narrative is completely inorganic and shilled on every platform, for reasons good people like you and me simply can't understand. That "hardcore support" of "ideology" you refer to is nothing more than obedience to the diktat of social media.
>>224085802Yeah that's also the case. Our media and instutions relying on the "social media" was the worst thing to happen to us.
>>224085831I dunno, maybe they're right. It's obviously a more effective control of teen pregnancy than sex ed classes because they believe it comes from their own generation. The real question is whether they should be meddling in the human sex drive at all and whether population growth justifies suicide and anti-human behavior.
>>224084026Roger Moore got away with the most cold blooded shit because he was “the funny one.”
>>224082268this will be the end of the 007 franchise if they pick this high school reject
No thanks, not interested.
I wish I loved anything as much as /tv/ loves falling for twitter slop accounts. @comicbook via @showbiz411 come on.
>>224085862I like moore. He grabs the black chick by the ass and generally goes for it. My zoomer brother calls him "gay old man" in for your eyes only for not going for the blonde though.
>>224082268The hollywood lesbian mafia is trying to destroy every franchise males like.
>>224082348if he were bald he’d look like any other englishmen, not atlantid like pierce
>>224082348>>224083558>>224083677>>224084850>>224085741Ian Fleming based James Bond's appearance on actor Hoagy Carmichael. This is literally the most book accurate Janes Bond casting ever.You guys don't know shit about Bond
>>224082268I was never going to be invested in a new Bond, so I'll just appreciate that he's white (if true) and move on.
>>224085916Can't tell if it's real or slop.
>>224085951period period period
>>224082268can't be fucked with bond anymore anyway.
Dua should voice his Ai assistant.
>>224085935You don't know shit about "artistic license" bro. And for the record bro Ian Fleming had no clue what the hell he was doing that's why he wrote books instead of directing movies.
>>224082268Can I get a motherfickin Henry Cavill James Bond FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>224082386no you just need not shit directors. casino royale was great because martin campbell knew how to make a bond movie. then came a swiss dude that made tv commercials, fucking sam mendez and a dude from tv.
>>224085591A bong in mostly indie + WW2 flix nobody sees...how do we sell him as sex symbol to people, with the pop divas to sing the new theme song too?
>>224082468people were sick of campy bond by brosnan. mid war on terror no one was going to go watch an upper middle class twat make dirty puns as he minced around the world. no one would watch that now either.
>>224082268>those earsNo, please find someone else.
>>224086073>James Bond is middle class because he has a jobbad take
>>224082268Should have been Aaron Taylor Johnson, but whatever.Genuinely: at least he's white
>>224082268The jews did this.
>>224082268At least Q won't have to develop any listening devices
>>224082348I think he's imbred
>>224086133Unfunny. Delete this.
The only thing I've seen him in was Rose of Nevada and he was definitely good in that and had imposing presence. I think he'll do well as Bond.
>>224086099>James Bond is middle class because he has a jobanon upper middle class refers to a section of british society that is descended from the aristocracy but doesn't hold heriditary title. ian flemming was, the james bond character is and so are the majority of people who run britain. the stereotype of posh british gentleman is a stereotype of the upper middle class. actual aristocrats vary wildly because they don't have to give a fuck. crazy you're trying to talk about bond and you don't know this basic cultural baggage.
>>224086187Yeah middle class has a very different connotation in the UK than it does in America
>>224082268>irish goblin
>>224086187Assassin type field agents like Bond would not necessarily come from that class because they'd be recruited from special forces (or similar backgrounds). Upper middle class twits would not be the ones going for that career type. They would go for the kind of jobs that the order-givers for Bond come from.
>>224082333The bourne films weren’t self serious they were funny
>>224086241https://youtu.be/aQ-PGV9zTFg?si=1J8rdYlz5VY3bQJC
>>224082268Get a load of this raped anglo lizard. The franchise is doomed kek.
>>224086187American website. I'm supposed to know which version of the term you're using ahead of time? 'Upper middle' is also a term we use.
>>224086227james bond is quite specifically from that class anon. it's his whole backstory. and it's even covered specifically in the craig movies such as skyfall. normal people don't own manors with gameskeepers in the scottish highlands or go to exclusive schools. please keep up.>m-m-muh sfcraig's bond was retconned as being an sbs officer before joining mi6. the original bond was a commando/assassin in ww2. the upper middle class still comprise probably the majority of the officer class in britain to this day, especially in army regiments like the household guard or the horse guard. it's a traditional family trade. basic bond lore and british culture. please keep up.
>>224085951It's fairly old I remember this from like 6 years ago, also Pierce (pbuh) isn't thst suave anymore he is grampamaxxing nowadays
>>224086343He was doing the Goldeneye smirk at the end?
>>224086342No one cares about your archaic use of "class" divorced from economic status rather than an actual number or functional category of people.
>>224086073>thicko low class pleb's favourite bond is a polish brickiebond was an officer, and officers were drawn from the upper class. spies.in England then and now are often taken from civil servant positions, for various roles, those already working for the government.SAS is different, with a lot more Scottish and other working class in it, but has some middle/upper in it along with the SBS, as it pulls from all other parts.bond was a submarine commander, thus commander bond.bit different than having an eastern European toilet cleaner commanding a u-bend
>>224082268>Casting a barely 6'2 manlet as BondIt's so over.
>>224086227mindless drivel again from someone who knows nothing.officers in the English military have always been active, for hundreds of years they led the battles from the front, and did so in ww1 and ww2, there are massive officer casualties during those times.nobility and upper classes are often directly descended from knights, they often come from military families are were expected to serve, just as the royals still do.upper middle and upper class are often taller, and with better faculties than the lowly peasant.Christopher Lee was a spy, descended from Charlemagne and personally knew Fleming.
>>224086393what the fuck schizo shit are you talking about nowand david sterling was upper middle class, and scottish, just like bond.
>>224086393kekWhat would a good Bond even do in 2026, fight Elon Musk? Or perhaps another British businessman. Right wing extremism may be played out.
>>224086375class is something that can't be bought and doesn't exist in the US.you are low class, poor breeding, poor stock, lowly heritage, thick as pigshit and just as common.join up with some fruitloop commie trannies and in between siphoning their shit and intestinal worms between you, you can "fight the oppressors"
>>224086316bond thread specifically. you should at least know something about the franchise before trying to argue about it. feeling upset? this is what happens when you try to talk about shit you know nothing about. thought you would have learned that at your age. your fault. >>224086375>No one cares about your archaic use of "class">archaicstill in modern usage. stop using words and terms you don't understand.
>>224086455>jabbering gimp has lost the plot and can't read
thank god its a white straight man
>>224086459bronsan's enemies were so incredibly lame I don't know how to satirise much further below them.>newspaper-man!!>news-satellite-man!>news-feed man>bond - if you don't stop that newsfeed within 24 hours, then the stock market will dip 0.1%they could rip off mission impossible and make it bond vs a chatbot. or have a flashback to 2020 and have him shoot a bunch of people trying to avoid being injected with who knows what.
>>224086316English www, and this site is owned by Japan.
>>224082268i kneel
>>224082348Every time I see a picture of him he either looks like a chad or he looks like a skinny wimpy english boy. And in the times he looks chad, he still looks like wimpy english boy if you look long enough. And he's objectively somewhat busted looking. He looks british for sure.
>>224083558>>224083582 Brosnan set the look too high and Dalton set the character too high.
>>224086574
>>224086574Looks like a high-end tranny.
>>224082284Fpbp.Even worse than the last.
>>22408657440% indian30% albanian20% romanian10% jewish
>>224086374it's an old video pre-dates aihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPGKSEuoLZ4
>>224086544Chasing Austin Butler's ass is NOT straight
>>224086497The post had nothing to do with his status as a non aristocrat, since as you point out, aristocrats can do anything, even be poor and unimportant. There's nothing middle about Bond except your old caste system.
What will be the next villain ? Super-giga AI?
>>224086634>ratcould be worse in that regard.
Why can't it be the Mizz!
>>224086597he's an irish pikey you stupid cunt
>>224086754source: your ass
>>224086754what makes someone a 'pikey'? From someone who's not familiar with them at all. Are they a distinct genetic group? What if a 'pikey' breaks away and just starts saying he's Irish?
>>224086497I didn't say the usage was archaic. I said you are being archaic when you use it. Britjeet class structure was despised by all self respecting colonials since 100 years before Marx.
>>224086826check his background, name and where he grew up.you can also see it in his physiognomy.no wonder they're pairing him with >>224086611 which is the jeet form of gypsy.
>>224086843kill yourself leftist cultist freak. you're mentally ill by definition, your perception is wholly incorrect.
>>224086873We still despise it today because it's meaningless.
>>224086574>ImageFor a sec, I thought this was Jolee Love.
>>224086853what is their DNA like though? Are they 100% Irish? or do they have something else?
>>224086901based faceblind retard
>>224086574She cool her name is the Islamic word for prayer. Also can do the theme song as a favor so who knows might be free.
>>224086932>based faceblind retardI'm not wacist, they just all look the same.
>>224082268Bond... James Bond.
>>224086484>can't be boughtYour classes don't have ANY characteristic except their relation to a ceremonial king. Not exactly rocket science, if the system were of any use in the modern day we would have one, but it isn't.
>>224082268at this point i'd be fine with idris elba
>>224086903it's some inbred thief cult from ireland. over the centuries they've become an offshoot of humans.
>>224086888>>224087043you only speak for yourselves, not for reality.marxist commie deranged mutants.
>>224082268he kinda looks like elliot anderson
>>224082348he looks like he was cast as the lead in a bad adaptation of a 2000s book and nothing else
>>224082268thank god hes white
>>224087135History, not reality. The past is still alive in some quaint parts of the world. You're living history.
>>224082268Racist casting. James Bond should be updated to reflect Bongalore Pradesh's new Indian Hindu majority. Pic rel looks more like a typical Bongalore citizen than the pale, male, and stale they casted.
obviously should be Robb Stark but he actually looks respectable which they can't have
>>224087360The names Bong. Jeet Bong.
>>224087360most pakistani post of all time
>>224087387Based, still white unlike you Ratjesh Vishnupedo.
>>224087399bizarre post
>>224087418how bizarre?
>>224082268Fucking twink
>>224086597Let's see your face
>>224086611not a gypsy, that guy has an awful gypdar
CHAD
>>224082268Finally, an Anglo character will be portrayed by a pure Anglo phenotype. Hollywood is healing.What are you all complaining about? SHOW HANDS!
>>224086564That's actually a good point. What the fuck is there for Bond to fight against? The Cold War is (not really) over. Is he gonna fuck around in some African or ME country trying to stop a dictator from doing yet another genocide or start yet another civil war? Why? Nobody in the West gives a fuck about that. Stop corruption in government? That's literally every government. Stop drug smugglers? That's the CIA (among others). The only commies left are Cuba and they're always moments way from total collapse. Can't stop China from stealing all our wealth and tech because our glorious leaders sold or literally gave it away to China in the first place. Bit rich to demand it back now. Also nobody would ever produce a movie where Bond assassinates Totally-Not-Xi Jinping.
>>224082268Literally who? What movies has he been in?
>>224088479if only there was an evil country to fight against
>>224088479bruh
>>224088679i'm sure the jews who own showbiz will produce a movie about a brit fighting the jews
>>224082779That was Austin Powers
I'm telling you guys Bond casting has turned into memetic hazard and it now only exists as an endless clickbait that will never materialize into a movie
>>224082268Not a reliable source
>james bond: indian delight>jackie chan is evil chinese man>he's forcing indian people to build drones for him at his secret lair>jackie's son is an ai programmer >with these new smart drones jackie will start a war between north and south korea>james bond teams up with indian spy lady>no guns in the movie, only dancing and martial arts
>>224082779Dlaton goes on a murder spree in Loicence to kill. Some dude gets fucking shredded in a woodchipper.
>>224086099Weren't Bond's parents like dukes or something?
are they going to tape his ears like Adam Driver
>>224082268>James Bong
>>224082268this was my pick if I had to choose out of the 3 that were presented. I don't know the guy, but he has elements of Fleming's Bond. The ears are a bit much tho
>>224085935He looks like Hoagy Carmichael, if someone made him in the Saints Row 2 character creator but made him look retarded for teh lulz>>224086133Kek>>224089547>>james bond teams up with indian spy ladyShe better be hot and her initial nude scene should last at least 5 minutes before it cuts to Bond catching a peek
>>224084169What a sad comment. No one who regularly goes outside would ever utter >They don't make people like this anymorein earnestness. The same people being made 4,000 years ago are still being made now, anon. I can assure you that.
>>224082268>Callum Turner's agent reports he has been cast as the next James Bond to generate interest in him getting the role
>>224086027"artistic license" is an excuse to justify vandalism
looks like an elf with down Syndrome
Theo or bust
>>224090427yeah he should def be in the list of contenders, the gentlemen is fun and its basically guy ritchies version of bond
Another ugly fucking mic?
zoomers cannot even handle the concept of james bondwhy waste money on a movie for no onecontinue alienating the original audience by making bond increasingly pussified, cuckolded, and communist, meanwhile win over absolutely no one from younger generations
>>224082268Cunt gets to fuck Dua Lipa AND be James Bond? He's an ugly bastard too. Life's not fair.
>>224088336You’re wrong and your wallet just got stolen.
>>224082333
I'm fine with Callum, definitely better than Simon Pegg and I hope they make this new Bond darker than Craig, more slow burn and less campy just to spite retarded Roger Moore boomer fans.
>>224086611>>224086626She's literally a tranny
>>224090456He's too old, they should have cast him 5 years ago and started filming then
>>224090896He is half Med, will end up aging better than Dumbo
>>224087120He was kino in Phantom Liberty
>>224088479At this point they probably will just have it be the Russians again.
>>224088479I do not get why there is this idea that Bond films in the Cold War were about Bond fighting communists. Dr No, From Russia with Love, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, and OHMSS are about Spectre. Goldfinger, Mister Big, Zorin are motivated by wealth, and Stromberg and Drax are also Western capitalists. Even in films like Octopussy where you have Soviet villain, he is secondary to a villain who is in for money. Same with The Living Daylights, one of the villains is a Soviet sure, but, he is a rogue and not the only villain. You can stuff like For Your Eyes Only has the Soviets as a background threat, but they are not driving the story, with the main villain in that motivated by money. Scaramanga and Sanchez are also not communists. The prominent motivation of Bond villains is making money.
>>224091161I think it's people who never saw or at least never paid attention to the movies trying to sound smart. Don't be too critical about it as it shows the stupid people in the thread.
>>224090923> meh he was just gaslighting with sad man face expresions the whole shit dlc and was not hillary clinton´s personal nigger
>>224086393You do realize that Craig is fully english and that english people look like "eastern European toilet cleaners". Any good looking brits are irish or Norman or even jewish like David Beckham but british and good looking? Youre delusional
>>224087221I think the same every time I see him
>>224091269he does look super Russian. tbf. Lazenby was the English looking one.
>>224082365>the books aren't particularly campy like some of the movies, that's not there originallyYeah but the Craig films aren't like the books much either despite having a more serious tone. Well, I guess Casino Royale isn't too bad as an adaptation but the rest of them are just grimdark action slop.You couldn't really do an accurate Bond adaptation now because it's too unabashedly masculine and politically incorrect,
>>224091303There is no such thing as an "english-looking" white man. White people are no different in Russia, USA, England or Argentina for that matter. Some have certain Slavic look same as you have Jewish look in some Americans.
>>224091438nah
>>224088479scroll through the british news media, it's just russia russia russia russia. how detached from reality you must be if you even have to ask this question?
>>224091576Nta,but does the average brit even care though? Even in the states most people don't care what russia is doing if anything. If you were to believe in US news then you'd think we were all troons , and minorities were bring round up and floyded.
>>224091703Depends if they're scaremongered by the TV or not. I have definitely met people who think Putin is behind everything they don't like, and is going to invade any second. Brexit was Putin, Trump is in with Putin, Farage is in with Putin, the grifters on the internet are all in with Putin. Putin is spreading anti-immigration sentiment. they believe this shit.
>>224082268I think he could do pretty good if they did a post-war reboot. He can fit well into a classic look.I don't think Bond belongs in the 21st century, anyway. All the 'tech' stuff has been incredibly lame since Goldeneye.Skyfall is particularly dumb in this regard.He'll also be like 38 by the time the film releases, so maybe he'll only do 2-3 films. 1) Have him rise to 00 status after serving in ww2, getting his break into specialized intelligence.Keep it grounded with an original screenplay about him stopping a lower stakes bad guy somewhere abroad (The Middle East would be great as it can be both historically accurate and tie in to modern discourse - which Hollywood loves to do).2) Second film can raise the stakes and focus on the early Cold War stuff... Going into Russia, which has been severely underutilized in Bond films (once again, modern connection).3) Third and final film should be a Moonraker remake that follows the book much more closely. The book is phenomenal, and takes place almost entirely in Kent. I think it would be a good love letter and send-off.It's very British and it does a good job at humanizing Bond in a way that doesn't make him a limp husk (like the Craig films did).Again, the original Hugo Drax has Soviet ties, and obvious parallels to modern day entrepreneur 'villains'. Ultimately they aren't going to do this, but I do think he's an alright choice.
Handsome men no longer exist. They're now all down syndrome face inflicted rat monsters with scultpled physiques.
>>224082268LMAO not a chance, unless they're making bond gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvRkmJ3V5_w
I liked him in the harry potter movie he was in. He was the chad brother to the nerd guy.
>>224091438You simply have poor pattern recognition. At least half of those people look Russian as fuck.Henry Cavill is an example of an English looking white man.
>>224082599Don't forget making him fundamentally dysfunctional and die alone.
>>224088479It was very noticeable that Daniel Craig never fought the equivalent of the Soviets of the time: Muslim terrorists. That's what an actual MI6 officer would be doing.At this point MI6 is the bad guy and would do nothing to help actual British people.
>>224082268Will Dua be the Bond Girl and/or do the theme?
Bond doesn't have any modern villains.The UK is a lost country. They throw people in jail for commenting how bad the UK is and about illegal immigrants and they get thrown in jail.The only real villains that aren't hypothetical leftist wet dreams anymore are basically:ChinaNorth KoreaMuslimsAll which besides NK you can't bad-mouth unless you want the leftist media to foam at the mouth.>but what about South America / AfricaNo one cares. We already had QoS with water conservation.
>>224082268>Your next James Bondlmao will be hilarious to see the absolute fever-dream delusions that come from the bongoid mind for nu-bond.the uk has the global geopolitical relevance of the individual US state of new hampshire in 2026+ on its best day... will be a laugh riot to see how they>nuhhh uhhh ackshullly *black swan event* rule britannia again! Ruzzia loses!lol this movie is going to be a demented nafo tier story 100% without a doubt
>>224088360frig off, Callum
>>224092352it will be the laziest most pathetic pro-eu slop imaginable where the "bad guy" will be some >"rogue A.I."that ZOINKS>ackshully Russian elon musk!was behind all alonghopefully the asian babe who played chun-li in street fighter is the villain gurl who (also) chokes men with her thighs xenia onnnatop style
>>224090427He will never be cast because 80 percent of the british population can't unsee him with poo on his nose.
he looks unlikable
>>224092352>no mention of israelthis is your brain when you're zionist occupied lol
>>224092329MI6 would find excuses to keep Tommy Robinson in prison, and fabricate stories about Rupert Lowe shouting at a dog or something.
>>224092424>no mention of israellmao theyre so unironically and comically evil the movie/villains would come off like a 70's blaxploitation film (jewsploitation) parody if you simply just played israeli right-leaning news segments
There have been two confirmed Bonds during the last 3 years.1. Tom Hardy was a done deal. Confirmed.2. Henry Cavill was like one inch away.3. Aaron Taylor Johnson was 100% confirmed, deal was signed and magazine covers.Did MGM forget all this or?
>>224092329>It was very noticeable that Daniel Craig never fought the equivalent of the Soviets of the time: Muslim terrorists.^peak (pic related) post
if the movies plot is anything to the effect of>"rah rah bongs win!! for england james!"the baddie will 100% be some kind of Trump/elon musk combo"SPECTRE" will be some evil AI behind all the badguys shit
>>224082268Eww, ratface, pass.Won't watch.
>>224091484>>224092297He's right. See how Russian Anglos looked in "Chernobyl".I also remember being really surprised with how Soviet everything looked in Bongland in the 70s when archival footage was shown on Top Gear or when watching "Threads".
>>224092566I'm referring to the popular zeitgeist enemy, not the actual enemy. Things were already so bad that the jews didn't want muslims to be Bond's enemy because they prioritize multiculturalism over hating muslims.I know jews are the real enemy.
>>224092424>>224092553Anyone else able to tell a director is Jewish just from the plot of a movie or a single scene?2 Mules for Sister Sarah>prostitute disguises herself as a nun>protagonist happily marries a whoreJewishKiller Joe>stick a leg of fried chicken up a woman's assThat's all. That was it, and yes the director was Jewish.Anyone else have any examples? Why is it so easy to tell?
>>224082268ive hooked up with a grindr guy who looked kinda like himhe's 100% gay
>>224082268great choice. good luck to him
>>224092766Jewish choice, hope he fails
>>224085935He does not look like the sketch. He has a pinhead and elf ears. He is a Fugly bondThe sketch was far more handsome
I thought he's an IRL 70 iq himbo
>>224092344>it's been 6 years since Billie did No Time to Diegood god COVID fucked us
>>224092559Tom Hardy should have been Bond 2 decades ago. It was a mistake to let that one slip by.Cavill is too overly handsome to be bond.Aaron Taylor is too weird to be bond
>>224088360Is there some kind of official list of brown female celebrities dating white guys? I'd like to see a full list, that is all.
>>224090665That's just what the average female body looks like. They're rather disgusting really
>>224085935Dude looks like a shovel.
the best actor of all the candidates so far
>>224087376Too gay to be bond.
>>224093268HBO jews did him dirty by making his character gay for pay in White Lotus and having a scene of him topping an unc
>>224082268Yes. So glad they chose him. He really looks good for james bond to me. Handsome and with class
I guess.Maybe it's too late for Idris.
>>224085951well if you can't tell, it's not really a slop, is it?now kys tranny
>>224085935Okay, so why didn’t they cast Hoagy Carmichael?
>>224082268LOLI stopped watching the War and Peace tv show because I couldn't stand looking at him
>>224092559there will be multiple bonds across an infinite multiverse. all competing to be the One Bond.think bigger, goy
You're all dysgenic spergs
>>224082268If his wife agrees to show us everything, sure he can have it. Otherwise, guy is just the second ATJ, pushing himself way too hard.
bisexual FAGGOT here, the only truly hot Bond was Brosnan. Craig and Connery were hot but it was more about their aura. Moore looked like a Ken doll and was a wet blanket, Lazenby looked ugly (always shocking to discover he was a model), Dalton was very charming and pretty but he's got this terrible balding hair in Licence to Kill that makes him look ugly as sin.This guy doesn't do it for me but I'll wait to see him in action first. I will say that of the final shortlist he was the one that always looked the most Bond-ish to me. Jack Lowden did nothing for me and O'Connor is too good of an actor to be stuck doing Bond movies. Getting Callum and a Dua Lipa song seems like a good decision.
>>224085935these men do not look anything alike
>>224083755Supporting cast is in line with Y2K's cyberpunk. Turner is still doing his lurching streetwise guy from before his balding. Even Stratham has stronger concentration to immerse you in scenes.
>>224082268At least it’s a white dude.
>>224082268The names Bond, Dysgenic Bind
>>224096108A white dude who felt rejected by Austin Butler after they spent ~1yr shooting Masters of the Air together. He decided to use the press tour (in January 2024) to insinuate his feelings, then do a "sauna move" on Butler on camera to "expose his feelings" for Turner, then continue to humiliate Butler on ELLE UK that it was Butler's idea to order in dinner when they met up in LA. Nonstop whining that Butler led him on or something. NOT BOND.
>>224082333> a self-seriousnessIt was a big trend in the aughts - superhero movies did it as well. Remember Nolans batman?
>>224082348you are a woman-brained retard faggot you should kill yourself
>>224085935The guy on the left looks human and attractive. The guy on the right is some ugly rat.
>>224088360nice arms troon
>>224082268nepo hire
>>224086611Who the fuck is this ugly ass bitch and why is she being shoehorned fucking everywhere? She's on fucking google maps and I had to block her special little pinman because I was tired of seeing her. Seems inorganic as fuck and I'm betting she's sucked thousands of miles of kike clit.
Okay /tv/, that's it, I am going to be honest with a lot of you.A lot of you are blatant, unironic homosexuals that obsess over the kinds of vapid and retarded shit men used to make fun of women for obsessing about.A lot of you have completely loss the ability to project any sort of masculine qualities in your critique, lifestyles, and demeanor.You have lost all sense on what men care about, and how to conduct yourself amongst other men.I don't know how else to tell you this, most of you behave like some sort of parody of a woman, like a drag queen.Looksmaxxing, heightism, petty intersexual comparisons, dick measuring.It's embarrassing, every single man doing this is an embarrassment to himself, his father, and his father before him.You weren't raised to be a woman.But you are behaving like one.Figure it the fuck out.
>>224097902She's a pop star. One of the most famous ones in the current year. That's about it.
>>224098156If it wasn't for google maps I would have zero fucking clue who the hell she is. The fuck kind of name is Dua Lipa anyway? Fuckin Duo Lingo ass bitch.
>>224082507>Posts a BritBackpedaling?
>“Friends offered her surgery to reduce her weight. But I strongly love every curve of her body. She is the most beautiful woman in my eyes. And also because she had our five children. In the past, I truly loved her for her person, not only for her beauty, and now I’m loving her even more that she is my children’s mother. And I am very proud of her, and I always seek to be worthy of her love.”
>>224090427Theo is too pretty for Bond.
>>224098287based architecht
>>224082284>>224086634The rodent men trend is back.
>>224082268UP THE CHELS
>>224082284fpbpat least it's not aaron taylor johnson though
>>224098411yes yes yessss itsss our time now sss
>>224082333>NOOOO>YOU CAN'T MAKE THE BOND FILMS INTO SERIOUS SPY ACTION THRILLERS>THEY SHOULD BE CAMPY ROMPS WHERE THE PUNCHLINE IS RAPE>I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING BOOKSwhy are you like this?
>>224098459lol
>>224082268Chuds rag on Zendaya but how is this guy considered attractive?
>>224086826I think they're just an old crime family that goes around stealing shit and causing trouble.
>>224097902>>224098181>>224098156She was famous literally about 10 years ago. I don't know what caused this totally organic resurgence in popularity but I'm sure it's not Jewish at all.
>>224099234Never erd of her in me fookin loif save for a few months ago and I wish it would have stayed that way. Having this bitch shoved in my face everywhere is as unappealing as living next to jeets.
>>224082404me when my boss asks me to work late
>>224082268Amazon scripts would come across like a LOTR movies in sub grade attire.
>>224085591He probably isn't aware of how we feel about him is all. What a dumbass.
>>224082284You are right, looks like you average anglodude.
>>224092688Can't tell if you're being intentionally obtuse or you're just American, and like the memes say Americans have no idea what white people actually look like. >The cast of Chernobyl looked Russian No they all looked Anglo and you believed they looked Russian because they were playing Russians. Then you confuse/equate real architectural similarities with made-up phenotypically similarities. Like am I missing something or this goes beyond the ignorance of having zero familiarity with different European ethnicities like a faceblind brownoid and becomes genuine sub-80IQ cognition reasoning.FYI, Russians are as easily distinguishable from Anglos based solely on looks as much as from Finns, Albanians, French or Italians. That is, very easily.
>>224082413Are you winning, Timmy?
>>224082268I miss when 007 was supposed to be handsome
What makes a good Bond? A guy with the looks of a male model and the attitude of a fun-loving killer. Bond is about giving thrills, not experiencing complex struggles. Taylor seems like a promising pick.
>>224082268If they can keep the ears in control he looks quite a lot like the book Bond.
>>224100475Probably neither. That's a young person who doesn't realize people have mostly the same expressions worldwide.
