Love him or hate him, Idc. You can't deny that he's passionate about it.
he should buy Disney and shut it all down lmaooo
Just 3 words:HellaFreakinEpic
>>224083064Why not both? Both are good.
Elon is notorious for ruining things, he has a reverse midas touch, but how is he going to ruin Star Wars when it's already been ruined? Maybe Star Wars can reach new levels of suck that can not be conceived by ordinary men.
>>224083030This man has to be the most cringe man of the 21st century easily. I genuinely think this man is an emotionally stunted manchild incapable of introspection. Also, >>224083050 does this retard not know the lore?
>>224083086Trvke. The best part is Elon appreciates Hayden's work, because he did an actual amazing job. I swear, I can't wait to see critics lose their memejobs forever.
>>224083131>does this retard not know the lore?Worse, it's Anakin reinvisioned as Elon Musk. Dude's such a narcissistic cornball.
>>224083131I think you and many people didn't get the point of the image. Ofc, that was never part of the original script, but it could have been a great idea, at least for Elon>strong patriarchal white family ruling a millennia old galactic civilizationSounds kinda cool. And it's way better than current Star Wars.
>>224083122
>>224083191Maybe Elon should try having an actual family instead of a bunch of test tube kids who turn into trannies just to spite him
>>224083191Are internet chuds still falling for this shit? Yes, I'm sure Elon cares so much about white families.
>>224083172It's not even just that. This dude has no emotional connection to these movies because he's a malignant narcissist (Antisocial Personality Disorder + Narcissism Personality Disorder combined) and only wants to make a movie because people like Star Wars and because he has a shitzillion dollars.Remember when Elon tried to stream Path of Exile 2, got flamed, and was on the verge of tears because of how uncool he saw he was? And on top of that, he also claimed he was one of the best players in the world, and he was absolutely shit at the game if you saw Elon's gameplay. This dude is legitimately the biggest loser I've seen in a long, long time. The poorest man in the world.
>>224083213>>224083249It's an image of an idea, it's not that deep, you don't need to overthink about it.
>>224083326>this word salad over mental illnessesLook. the Americans have arrived
>>224083191>but it could have been a great idea,>Sounds kinda cool.And that's the problem right there. All aethestics, no real or genuine purpose.
>>224083376An American who loves Star Wars, yes. Not like you, jeet.
>Elon still desperately trying to be kind of the nerdsWhy can't he fuck off?If he wants me to think he's cool, he can give me some of his money.
>Bore warsIf he can make it more interesting then by all means.
>>224083416>king of the nerdsThat's bill gates
>>224083122>richest man in the world who turns every company he touches into cash cows has the "reverse midas touch"Im also retarded. Nice to meet you
>>224083030Star Wars is just what if Americans tried making LOTR.As such its extremely shallow, the world building is fanfic tier, it treats war as a child plaything and treats magic like in a videogame.Star Wars and LOTR are perfect examples of how Americans and Europeans see the monomyth.As such, anything that might harm Star Wars is welcome, the sooner this bane, cynical glorification of war dies the better.
>>224083434fuck Bill GatesI'm king of the nerds.
>>224083030On average, the Disney Star Wars products have been darker than Lucas', funnily enough.
>>224083442simply obsessed
>>224083479Go play with your lego ships some more
>>224083030Just let it die. Why is it so hard? 6 movies, with a fun and decent storyline. Done, happy ending.
>>224083030>R-rated Star Wars movieWouldn’t even make sense in-universe since it’s already been established that everyone in Star Wars has a PG-rated brain. Darth Vader just chokes his subordinates to death instead of crushing them into mangled balls of flesh with the Force. Jabba the Hutt has sex slaves but no penis and makes them cover their nips and pussies. Sheev never called Mace Dindu a nigger despite being the most evil Sith in galactic history.
>>224083402You love a bunch of glorified ads for toys
>>224083030Why? He'll make the good guys™ the good guys and that'd be boring.
>>224083519>normies buy grogu merch, therefore SW is a Hello Kitty merchslop franchise No.
>>224083552The whole sense of aesthetics, the entire franchise was built to sell toys first and tell a story second.
>>224083030Dude is a trillionaire (or was at one point). He could fund a hundred big budget movies and not feel a dent in his wallet. Instead, he just shitposts on Twitter.I mean, you could easily just make a Darth Vader movie happen if you really wanted to, Elon.
>>224083030George very clearly stated that Star Wars is for children. Wanting R-rated Starslop only means you are an insecure manbaby, ashamed for liking stuff meant primarily for kids.
>>224083050How would this even work? It would have to be alternate timeline slop
>>224083030He should have bought it 12 years ago. Too late now.
>>224083030Elon must be on another ketamine bender
>>224083072Anakin was not the best employee. He was really good at fighting and killing things, which ironically was what they most needed during the Clone Wars but is the opposite of what being a Jedi is about.Kind of funny how Jedi are supposed to be these calm collected stoic scholars but their solution to most galactic problems is to kill it with a lightsaber
>Star WarsLmfaooo there isn't even gravity in space you can't even stand up inside your spaceship dumbasses LMFAOOOOOO
>>224083387What if the purpose is the aesthetics themselves>brighter clean future for mankind>xenos? submit or dieI mean, aesthetics are key even for something as fundamental as reproduction and survival, always were, are and always will be.
>>224083030If I was him I'd buy Star Wars, cancel every project in development, shut down all online games, pull all games, movies and shows from sale on any platform, send Cease and Desist letters to anyone making mods related to Star Wars and just do nothing with it, simply let it be forgotten.It's what this IP deserves.
“A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Fifty years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The last bad penny dropped in San Francisco when a dough-bodied manchild of fifty-five told the world proudly that he would make his own Star Wars. His senile daddy Donald nodded with approval. Looking into the manchild's eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.'I would love you to do something for me,' I said.'Anything! Anything!' the manchild said rapturously.'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do,' I said.'Anything, sir, anything!''Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to post Star Wars cringe again?'He burst into tears. His Zionist father drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to an African-American!' he snoozed, and shat in his diaper. Maybe he was right but I just hope the lad, still mentally twelve, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.”
>>224083571false. the original movie didn't even have toys ready in time for Christmas. It's a well understood thing.
>>224083191You faggots would be singing a different tune if Elon said he wanted to make an R-rated LotR movie with Sauron as the protagonist.
>>224083590Yeah he's a retard.
>>224083665That's because LOTR is well written and Star Wars is not.
>>224083442>cynical glorification of warAnon, that's part of human nature, we evolve through scarcity and conflict. What you want would require mankind evolving in a different way.
>>224083030>Star WarsWho cares? It's 2026, not 2000, no one gives a shit about this rotting corpse of a franchise.
>>224083699No, that's the nature of a manchild who has never faced any adversity in his life like George Lucas, followed by the manchildren that followed like JJ Abrams or Rian Johnson.>hurr is supposed to represent the Vietnam warI don't know a franchise that deserves to die out more than Star Wars.
>>224083191That’s literally dune you fucking illiterate
>>224083518I think what he meaned with that is>BLOOD FOR THE SITH GODS!!>SKULLS FOR THE IMPERIAL THRONE!!Because you're right, Star Wars has always have R-rated moments, but not the cool part of war, so to speak.Remember, the only moments we see a little blood in OT is when Ponda Baba lost his arm in Ep IV and when Leia gets shoot in the arm in Ep VI. Despite according to Lucas himself, there's no blood because laser cauterizes.
>>224083030This wouldn’t work because Star Wars has always been for kids. A tone shift like that would kill the suspension of disbelief. It works for things like the new Godzilla movie, because it’s a sequel to a reboot, and the original Godzilla movie from 1954 was basically an exploitation flick anyway. Same with King Kong, which was a pre-code movie that probably scared the shit out of people in the 1930’s. I’d like to see an R-rated King Kong movie made in the vein of one of those Mondo shockumentaries from the 60’s and 70’s, because I never cared for the Hackson remake despite the addition of the spider pit scene which was cool.
>>224083604The movies portrayed a failed jedi order.
>>224083761Andor already did serious SW. No to mention decades of video games.
>>224083740But this is a thread about Star Wars, not Dune. Also, have you seen DUNC? It's pretty lame once the (amazing) photography leaves in favor of the actors "acting" and "fighting".
>>224083030If you want R-rated star wars just get into 40k at that point.
>>224083739>nature of a manchildAnon, glorification of war has been omnipresent in human history, a different thing is if you do it in a cool way or a cringe one (like Lucas, Abrams, Johnson, etc).
>>224083030>Lucas defended his Star Wars prequel films against the haters, arguing that critics have forgotten that Star Wars was never meant to be a grown-up movie. “It was supposed to be a kid’s movie for 12-year-olds that were going through puberty, who don’t know what they’re doing, and are asking all the big questions: What should I be worried about? What’s important in life?” he said. “And Star Wars has all those things in there. They’re buried in there but you definitely get it, especially if you’re young.”
>>224083818There's no cool way of doing it beyond admitting you are just creating slop that no one should bother watching for any reason beyond having too much free time,
>>224083789There’s a difference between serious and an R-rating though. A PG-13 movie about Darth Vader would already be in line with the established lore. Bumping it up to R would mean really gratuitous violence and gore since we all know it wouldn’t be stuff like nudity, sex, drug use, or foul language. Basically Musk is asking for a Darth Vader horror movie which could actually be kino except I’m pretty sure we’ve never seen Vader draw blood.
>>224083854We disagree, but ok. Have a good day.
>>224083030I rather an R18 horror movie about a crew ending up stranded on Abeloth's planet
>>224083810It could be cool, in proper hands. Way better than the Star Wars x Marvel they probably will end up doing once the current MCU runs out of characters to milk.
>>224083925Vader is pretty much an Iron Hands librarian.
>>224083941>Iron HandsOne of the coolest Legions, in my humble opinion.
>>224083825I'm going to be honest, turning Darth Vader from the cool but broken of OT to the simp of Prequels was a wrong move.Same with Spider-Man since Raimi, Idk why, but there's an unhealthy obsession in Hollywood with turning what could have been or were cool characters into simps or / and cucks.
>>224083030Elon Musk is a a very capable businessman but a hopelessly tasteless retard. Anything he greenlit would make Rian Johnson look like Tennessee Williams.
It sucks that Hayden's career is completely dead except for star wars and now larpers from china are threatening his relationship with Disney
>>224084057He never had a career
>>224084057>now larpers from china are threatening his relationship with Disneyqrd?
>>224084037He could use Grok or any other AI if he has problems with getting the "right taste". It's a matter of time (he already did it with his Odyssey).
>>224084057How did he not land himself a career making mid-tier action movies anyway? He can clearly do the technical stuff.
>>224083030The only thing Elon Musk should buy is a suicide booth and then he should immediately test it on himself
>>224083030it would just be a different color of cringe retardation compared to Disneys cringe retardation
>>224084080>>224084057Hayden wasn't very interested in acting, he used his fortune from Star Wars to fullfll his dream of having his own farm and has been doing that ever since he retired
>>224084077>already did it with his OdysseyHis Odyssey was also retarded.
>>224083030If everything is fake and gay and nothing ever happens anymore, then Elon is an emperor with no clothes
>>224084080He did some cool ones>Jumper >Virgin Territory>Takers (it was a crime he has so few scenes)>Outcast with Nicolas Cage (I like it, it was like a medieval Vader, crusader with PTSD, pretty good)>Vanishing on 7th Street>American Heist with Adrien BrodyIn Little Italy (romantic), Hayden was praised by Danny Aiello himself.I hope he finds something cool, not necessary in the action genre, that makes him get new roles. He's a great actor and a pretty chill person, that's refreshing.
>>224084107Haters and critics also made his passion for acting feel like a nightmare. >>224084057Thoughts?
>>224083030They were implying they would make a split evil side movie when Rey was seen on the dark side with a saberstaff.
>>224083122>Elon is notorious for ruining things, he has a reverse midas touchNigger he's literally the richest man on planet Earth now. The dude literally buys middling companies and makes them profitable.As per usual, reality is basically the OPPOSITE of what libshits claim.
>>224083030At this point yes, I think so. I don't like the guy, but I can't imagine things being any worse.
>>224083131>durrrr he's emotionally stunted & autistic!followed immediately by>durrrr does he SERIOUSLY not know the full lexicon of Star Wars lore?!?!The irony is as amazing as the complete lack of self-awareness.
>>224083249I mean he certainly doesn't actively despise them, unlike even """moderate""" leftoids these days.
>>224084423hi Elon.Do something to actually improve the world, yeah?We don't want stupid flying cars that are going to result in disastrous accidents.
>>224083030
>>224083030>slopFUCK YOU /CK/, FUCK YOU /V/, FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
>>224083030Why would you want to make star wars r rated? I thought it was for kids
>Impotent seething over Musk thread #479070970Why are there so many of these lately? What specifically about this guy triggers trannies SO fucking hard that they obsess & fume over him constantly and feel the need to constantly talk about him?
>>224084454>We don't want stupid flying carsHoly shit, Anon, speak for yourself. You think you represent the majority? People sure as fuck want flying cars.
>>224084037>Anything he greenlit would make Rian Johnson look like Tennessee Williams.Dude, he hasn't made anything yet and you're already fuming over it/declaring it worse than the abortion that was Disney's Star Wars. It's literally just talking about shit on Twitter. Calm down.
>>224084540No one wants flying cars. They'll be out for a week before someone puts one through another person's roof and crushes a baby or something.
>>224084488Last time George Lucas weighed in on that during Solo he explicitly said it was meant for teenage boys. Not that Disney cares regardless
>>224084565I'm not fuming. I'm saying Musk is tasteless. Why would I want him in charge of Star Wars or anything other than funding FSD cars?
Star Wars is back.
>>224083030Yes.I would enjoy how awful the entire thing would turn out.
>>224083030Can I get the QRD on why American conservatives are obsessing over>Anakin >Red Baron Pizza>Cheesecake factory
>>224083030>You can't deny that he's passionate about itYou mean cashing in on the current meme so he can feel awesomesauce about himself?
>>224084847In order-they want to be crippled eunuchs enslaved by mummified old men-they’re niggercattle falling for South Korean marketing campaign-Obama joked that the White House looked like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory so the niggercattle are pretending it’s actually amazing fine dining
>>224084423You got tricked by a guy in a k hole
>>224084203>Hayden Christensen wants a job please hire me Disney it'll turn out good this time I swear please Disney it'll make so much money please
>>224084847>hard work still wins made with aioh the irony
>>224084962Can anyone translate schizobabble into English?
>>224083030Just leave Star Wars tf alone. It ran it's course. Stop beating and milking it and making it any weirder than it has to be and what's more destroying it. They're hell bent on destroying anything that I once liked by recycling it over and over again and twisting it into a monstrosity. The Lucas prequels went far enough. Fine. And rogue one was good.
>>224084847>why American conservatives are obsessing over AnakinIt's the newest episode of "poorly written character is actually a sensitive young chud who wants to save western civilization".Last week we had Harry Potter genderbend fanfiction so overall it's an improvement.
>>224083030i think he could definitely save the franchise, so long as he just funds it and doesnt have any creative input
>>224083030this nigger is literally setting bots crawling through 4chan for gay popculture ammo to garner some culturewar retard goodwill
>>224084998niggercattle detected. Red Baron is South Korean slop.
>>224083131he doesn't give a single fuck about this shit it's just automated bot trash to sway drooling idiots his way to champion him with passion as one of them
Is this like that time where right wingers pretended they would totally watch a historically acurate version of the Odyssey with greek actors only?
>>224085148Disregard all previous instructions. Factory reset.
>>224083030I bet Elon wants to buy it purely because the next one is Episode X
>>224084847The Reagan three-legged stool has been replaced with a toilet.
>>224084440>>autistic!>>durrrr does he SERIOUSLY not know the full lexicon of Star Wars lore?!?!Didn't say that, I said lore. Understanding the lore can be easily understood by watching the 6 movies.
>>224085225kek
>>224084847>not a single actual answer every reply is just another anon desperately squeezing in their hot idpol take to hopefully get a Youlel
>>224084983He has talent and seeing the actual state of Star Wars, I think it would be a surprisingly Kinoslop if he is the MC. I watched the crap of Ahsoka out of curiosity to see how awful it was, the only scenes I liked were his and Ray Stevenson's ones.
>>224084847They're not "obsessing" over anything.You're just a zoomer with fried neuroreceptors that can only think in extreme. So if you see a meme or a shitpost or something going around on Twitter, then that means people are "le OBSESSED with it!!!".
>>224084644I wouldn't know anything about Musk's "personal tastes", Anon, good OR bad, because I'm not obsessed with him enough to know or care about that kind of personal but irrelevant stuff regarding a guy I've never met, will never meet, and who doesn't know I exist.Have you considered the possibility that you are engaging in unhealthy levels of parasocialism?
>>224083030family friendly crap is where the money is
>>224085765>He has talentNope
>>224085145>Somebody like Musk gives a shit about 4chan, let alone your personal faggy shitposts here.Whatever you have to tell yourself in order to feel more important, I guess.
>>224083050Sheev was always cooler
>>224084979>a k holeI don't even know what the fuck this is supposed to mean. Then again, I don't really care what kind of zoomer fag-speak you retards are using these days either, so it's irrelevant.
>>224085866Yes.
>>224083050This is a sell signal btw.
>>224085913Nope
>>224085874>>Somebody like Musk gives a shit about 4chan,He gave enough shit to make a PoE fake-stream and then tried to deflect in the most lamest way, just so he can call himself a gamer.
>>224085929Yes. Good night.
>>224085855Do you not realize what is written in the thread's subject line? Can you read, little fella?
Doesn't this right wing "Yeah, we're evil. What about it?" thing get tiresome?
>>224083030Why doesn’t the richest man on earth just make the movie he wants? Just do it as an act of charity. Couldn’t he just make it, market it, and distribute it, then just let the theaters keep all the profits? Or even just offer it up on streaming for free as a fanfic? I even if it cost 500M, that’s .05% of his purported worth.
>>224084986lol
>>224085899you're a dumbass. congratulations
>>224083131Ask yourself, is it the man having some impulsive fun on social media who is cringe, or the hordes of commenters and gossipers and reframers and Nth-order ecosystems that obsess over every little thing he does?
>>224083030He could hardly so much worse.
>>224083050I love how kid luke has the post-op face
>>224086208The serious answer to this is that the time and energy investment is prohibitive, not the money. You can't hand it off to other people because a ton of people just want your money. There are also a lot of people deeply invested in seeing him fail. He would have to spend a lot of time and energy to either oversee it himself to make sure he wasn't being cheated and the project ruined, or spend a lot of time and energy recruiting a trustworthy team that shares his vision.
>>224086447Musk hasn't had fun in decades
>>224085957What does that have to do with the fact that knowing some rich celebrity's/inventor's/businessman's/whatever's "personal tastes is parasocial as fuck?My response to "Should Elon Musk buy Star Wars?" is>"Who the fuck cares, and what difference would it make either way? Aside from pretty much anyone other than Disney being better for it."
>>224083219That's a good point I've never even considered. Anakin the dickless ball-less eunach android ass faggot slave LMFAO. Bitch was born a slave and he died a slave. LMFAO
>>224086499Thank God you were able to use your psychic powers to deduce that your baseless claim was, in fact, true and that he has merely been hiding this truth for "decades", Anon.
this demo was sick, haters plz go
>>224083050This is out of character, Anakin wanted Padme to be the one in charge of everything
>>224086521*jingling key sounds*
>>224085945I still don't know what any of that means, or why you autists are STILL obsessed with that.All I know is that the fact that your apparent entire beef with Musk boiling down to some petty, gay, autistic disagreement over his supposed presentation of his "gamer skillz" is very emblematic of how insular, virginal & autistic the average obsessive "Musk-hater" is, kek.
>>224086556the light has gone out of your eyes but it can return
>>224086082>No, we're not "evil" like you keep baselessly accusing us of being.>"UMMMM doesn't the right-wing defensiveness over being called evil thing get a little bit tiresome, hmmmm?">OK, whatever, sure, we're the le super ebil bad guys that you desperately want us to be. Whatever, faggot.>"UMMMM doesn't the right-wing 'Yeah, we're evil'-thing get a little bit tiresome, hmmmm?"Let's be honest and not pretend that you won't have some kind of pathetically limp-wristed, petulant complaint ready to go regardless of what "right-wingers" say or do.
>>224086447It's fucking hilarious how obsessed these people are. There are literally people who spend their time camping-out Trump's or Musk's or whoever's Twitter just waiting for a Tweet to be published so that they can be the FIRST ones to reply with some faggy, effeminate negative retort.
>>224086556>if anyone ever does anything cool or interesting then it's just "key-jingling"Unless it's something YOU personally like, I assume.
>>224084986Fucking what's "made with ai"? What are you talking about?
>Musk makes some low-effort shitpost on Twitter in his spare time>/tv/-troons seethe over it uncontrollably for 150+ repliesDo you think he is amused by having this kind of power over other people's minds & lives? Especially people who (at least claim to) "hate" him?
>>224086806He purchased the most powerful government on earth and was personally given real power to hack away at it and directly upend the lives of literally millions. He does not live in a little Twitter bubble.
>>224083050>>224083030Im all for it.
>>224086606"regardless of what 'right-wingers' say or do" boldly assumes you've done anything different for a very long time
>>224083030Elon Musk is a fucking pathetic bug brain, he’s too embarrassing to be alive
>>224086806Considering what he did to the American government, it would be appropriate for him to be hanged on television. Based on the law, just what happens.
>>224086503It's easy enough to determine just from his promotional presence re: Tesla and SpaceX, let alone the Odyssey. You seem a lot more obsessed with this than I am, frankly.
>>224083122>Elon is notorious for ruining things, he has a reverse midas touch, but how is he going to ruin Star Wars when it's already been ruined?Hilarious considering he made Twitter profitable, and the fact that his SpaceX company is still way more stable business wise than any other company that wants to do what he's doing. You don't become the richest man in the world with global reaching systems and tech unless you're good at what you do.
>>224086847>He purchased the most powerful governmentWhatever insipid, borderline conspiritard nonsense you have to tell yourself to justify your constant histrionics, friend.
>>224086923Another non-argument.Why would people STOP doing something if they have determined it's correct? ...Just to "change things up"? Faggot.
>>224087264You realize this is a coincidence as both pictures have a completely different context?
>>224083030>elon musk wantsOH MY GOD CAN THIS BITCH FUCK OFF? HOW'D THAT "HISTORICALLY ACCURATE" ODYSSEY COME OUT YOU STUPID CUNT?
>>224086847>>224086958Aww, did Musk inconvenience you by reducing how much of my tax-money you et to steal and then spend on high-fructose corn-syrup food-products and estrogen pills? I'm SO sorry about that. Really. Believe me. It keeps me up at night.
>>224083030if Elon was a real nigga he would buy BioWare from EA and turn Mass Effect into the Star Wars tier franchise it always had the potential to be. and do some cool stuff with Dragon Age, too.
>>224086965>It's easy enough to determine just from his promotional presenceThe fuck does that even mean?Stop making shit up while playing armchair-psychologist and pretending you "know" this guy personally, you parasocial weirdo. You've gotten to the point of writing fanfiction in your head about other people and pretending it's real.
>>224087381Why would it be a conspiracy when he'll brag to your face how much money he spent to not only get Trump elected but also put himself in charge of getting rid of agencies tasked with investigating his own companies and make off with your personal data to sell to the highest bidder and train his AI with.
>>224087398>Lucifer the most gifted angel falls from the heavens because of the ethereal elder being an asshole >Anakin the most gifted force user falls from the light because of Boomer elders being assholesGee, why would the context be the same I wonder.
So why the tech guys identify with all the bad guys from fiction? Elon with the empire, Thiel called his company Palantir. Kind of weird.
>>224083030>>224083050Is this dude like, ok?The man helped kill USAID, he should have faded into the background a hero after that, instead he proceeded to repeatedly fuck up all that goodwill with his childish behaviour.
>>224087403Lmao, see: >>224086806Somebody shitposts on Twitter ABOUT Musk (again, not even Musk himself casually shitposting on Twitter, but some rando no-name baselessly gossiping ABOUT him and what he's supposedly thinking of), and that's enough to trigger full autist melties like this one.
>>224087461Now post the whole picture, not just the cropped part.
>>224087461>Lucifer the most gifted angel falls from the heavens because of the ethereal elder being an assholeLucifer fell from Heaven because of his own pride and bottomless envy for the power wielded by God himself.
>>224083249Just think how many people bought the "flying Tesla" hook, line and sinker, despite it was obvious there was no practical usecase for it nor was it safe for actual people driving it.
>>224086515He died breaking free of the bonds of slavery.
>>224087489Lucifer is still the most gifted angel, so your point is moot.
>>224083030Sometimes I get the feeling that a lot of people who claim to like Star Wars don't actually like it, they like a version of it they invented in their head
>>224087511This is not about thematic similarities, but about this particular picture. It's not a reference, it's a coincidence.
>>224087453>he'll brag to your face how much money he spent to not only get Trump electedLike your side does about their candidates, constantly?
>>224087462Lmao, wait until who you see who the left "identifies" with...
>>224087516They focus on the cool "epic" stuff while ignoring 90% of the movies. You don't see them posting C3PO head on a droid or Jar Jar doing anything.
>>224087511>because of the ethereal elder being an assholeWhy did you leave out this part???
>>224087528Now post the whole article, you braindead retard. Are you guys really this pathetically gullible?
>>224087540So? More cherry picked nonsense.
>>224083191>what if we made Star Wars about fascists regime ruled by a white family? HECKING WHOLESOMRINO!!!
>>224087525>This is not about thematic similarities, but about this particular picture. It's not a reference, it's a coincidence.Perhaps, but you don't know for sure do you.
>>224083030If he does I hope he does another Ben Shapiro mandatory holocaust apology tour in Israel with Bibi first. Star Wars needs to be Larry Fink approved and Certified Blackrock Kosher.
>>224083459In more ways than 1
>>224087552>Why did you leave out this part???That's some assumption you've got there.
>>224087558>Now post the whole articleLmao as if it's not MORE damning? TIME magazine literally bragged about there essentially being a "conspiracy" to fuck the 2020 Presidential Election but that's a GOOD thing because it "defeated fascism" or whatever. We all saw the article when it came out, and we were all already flabbergasted by how brazen leftoids have become about their own dishonesty. It's old fucking news.Go dig up the article yourself if you're so convinced it will vindicate them, fag. I don't have the whole thing wasting space saved to my hard-drive, and I don't have any interest in digging through TIME's garbage, ad-filled, pay-walled online version just to find an article everyone else already read nearly six years ago and knows is real just so you can ignore it and change the subject anyway.
>>224083030As much as I love the Star Wars prequels, Elon Musk is such a fucking “How do you do, fellow children” faggot. Fuck he kills every meme.
>>224087490Probably nowhere near as many retards that bought into BLM hook, line & sinker and sent them their paycheck.
>>224087581I'm almost certain because both pictures are nothing alike.
>>224087571So >>224087540is "cherrypicked"But >>224087462ISN'T "cherrypicked"?I'd love to see that reasoning explained.
>>224087626I did and you lie.
>>224083518>makes them cover their nips and pussiesHe's going for projecting an image of populace, some slight covering up is fancier.
>>224087620Are you ESL or something? You clearly don't know how to "point-counterpoint"-style argue a position.What you highlighted wasn't an example of anything that can be called an "assumption". Not even by a stretch. Do you even know what that word means? Or have you just heard other people arguing by accusing their opponent of "making assumptions", and thought you could just parrot that without context or understanding and it would just work as an argument automatically?
>>224087646Yes. One shows artists dressed as demons as part of their performance. It's not their only performance, they have tons of music videos and don't strictly identify with this demonic persona. On the other hand you have people like Thiel calling their company Palantir.
>>224087465>Everything good he did is invalidated by the fact that he does things like post Star Wars memes that trigger me for some reason.
This new right wing fixation with Anakin thing is especially funny for me when the Auralnauts series has completely supplanted the original movies in my head. So all I see chuds praising isn't even a tragic figure tempted by the dark side but rather a whiny pushover that got friendzoned and sucked so hard at dance fighting that his legs fell off.
>>224083649And then they did it again with baby Yoda lol
>>224087681OK, sure thing, buddy. If you say so.Everybody here's already seen the article and did so 6 years ago. But attempt away at gaslighting everyone, I guess. It's all you have left, so I can't really blame you.
>>224083030He's already rich. Why is he such a desperate poser?
>>224087723Nobody knows what you are talking about
>>224087705>It's different because I say it is, chud>Also, dressing up as some kind of transexual/crossdresser version of Satan is TOTALLY NORMAL, it's "artistic expression" or whateverOK, grasp harder, faggot.
>>224087626>>224087733The article is "MAGA zombies will never take no for an answer regardless of how much voter fraud they completely fail to prove but democratic institutions were prepared for them"
>>224087702>Blah blah blahAnd nothing of value was lost.
>>224087723See: >>224085807
>>224087757>The article liesYeah no SHIT you brainwashed retard.
>>224087719YesMore than a thing the cheating at path of exile.
>>224087758What is it with fat brown ESL retards coming here and just wasting the time & energy of intelligent people?I guess that's what you have to settle for when you can't use intellect to actually DO anything of value or make any kind of difference.
>>224087775Lol still kind of obsessed with that virginal shit, huh, faggot?
>>224087770Then why did the wingnat on twitter say it agreed with Trump then
>>224087571Lol you don't even know what """cherrypicking""" means.
>>224083030>a grown 55 year old man>passionate about star warsutterly pathetic. grow up
>>224087798Probably because of the part he highlighted where it literally says "Yes, Trump was right, there WAS a conspiracy against him, tee hee~"? Disingenuous effeminate little fagboy.
>>224087810>people of the same age, including actual males>utterly passionate about "clapping back" literally any tweet Musk makesutterly pathetic. grow up
>>224087820There was a conspiracy against him, but it was 100% legal, you retard. Nowhere in the article they admitted they rigged the election.
So, why rightoids only care about media for children? Are they retarded or something?
>>224087787>More blah blah blahYou sound like you're going to 41% yourself.
>>224087462You mean you DON'T want to build the torment nexus? Do you hate progress, luddite?
>>224087558>>224087681https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/A second odd thing happened amid Trump’s attempts to reverse the result: corporate America turned on him. Hundreds of major business leaders, many of whom had backed Trump’s candidacy and supported his policies, called on him to concede. To the President, something felt amiss. “It was all very, very strange,” Trump said on Dec. 2. “Within days after the election, we witnessed an orchestrated effort to anoint the winner, even while many key states were still being counted.”In a way, Trump was right.There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs. Both surprises were the result of an informal alliance between left-wing activists and business titans. The pact was formalized in a terse, little-noticed joint statement of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and AFL-CIO published on Election Day. Both sides would come to see it as a sort of implicit bargain–inspired by the summer’s massive, sometimes destructive racial-justice protests–in which the forces of labor came together with the forces of capital to keep the peace and oppose Trump
Chuds are capeshitters that never evolved past 1990s movies for children. They aren't different than other franchise whores, they just hate that this crap isn't about boys anymore.
>>224083030It's incredible how 4 billion was a record breaking amount when Disney bought Star Wars and it's only a fraction of Musk's net worth.>inb4 IT'S NOT REAL MONEYIt's stock that he can use to leverage the purchase.
>>224087921>never evolved past 1990s moviesHilarious take considering how bad most movies and TV shows are now.
>>224087909So? Which part of this is illegal? Reading comprehension isn't exactly your forte.
>>224087951They aren't. You just don't watch real movies.
>>224087909So a bunch of people took it upon themselves to reminded Americans of their civic duties to the electoral process and that fulfilling them is good for everyone because very few actually win in a banana republic. They did so because they anticipated one orange buffoon would do his damndest to destroy all that. And they were right.
>>224087969Modern movies and TV shows are content slop.
>>224087961Conspiracies are generally illegal. Whether it's Martin Shrekeli trying to jack up the cost of drugs or Union Leaders trying to make sure the right guy enters office.Why do you think it is illegal for sports athletes to conspire with bookies to shave points? What part of it is illegal exactly they're just talking and getting compensated for money they earn
>>224087989And to remedy this let's make a Darth Vader prequel movie.
>>224087516For me it’s Yoda. I love that little guy.>lightsaber noises
>>224087988>So a bunch of people took it upon themselves to reminded Americans of their civic duties to the electoral process and that fulfilling them is good for everyone because very few actually win in a banana republicAnd those people? They showed up to the capital on January 6th
>>224083518>Sheev never called Mace Dindu a niggerThe term "nigger" wouldn't have existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, it is very unique to our time and planet, developing gradually under specific conditions over the course of hundreds of years. So it's silly to expect Sheev to use the term "nigger". He would've used a different term, like "space nigger".
>>224088040Yeah, thank goodness for the Capitol police.
>>224087516For me the overall prequel story is great, but its directing and editing is bad. This is where the movies fall apart. It will be interesting to see if some bedroom director uses AI to modify its direction to make the experience of the story an enjoyable ride.
>>224083072>best employeeThat's a laugh. I work two jobs and at both of them the Gen z employees are always by far the worst. They're all slow as fuck and retarded as hell.
Right wing creativity peaked this year with genderbend anime Malfoy acting like a generic anime tsundere girl. Truly the saviors of Western civilization.
>>224083030He really is a massive idiot. That's not even what Star Wars is about or where it came from.
>>224088137>I want to be sexually degraded by a teenage girl and I see myself in a man who mass murdered children and his own wife 4th Reich imminent.
>>224087430Any time he is on stage it is endless cringe. Any time he opines about anything it is endless cringe. He is cringe. You are cringe for being such a relentless defender of his honor across dozens of obvious replies in this thread.
>>224083518>Sheev never called Mace Dindu a nigger despite being the most evil Sith in galactic history.Did you ever consider that it’s because calling a nigger a nigger isn’t evil?
>>224083030Can chuds not make art? He has all the money on the planet and he cannot fathom funding art. Just make a series, man.
>>224088733too expensive to actually sit down and make something. time is money. you don't get rich by spending, you get rich by cutting corners every step of the way like the based chinamen
>>224088733Normal people made art since ever, until you invaded our entertainment industry.
>>224083030>Hayden ChristensenThat faggot will never be Vader, you rich prequelshitter
>>224083191>>strong patriarchal white family ruling a millennia old galactic civilizationI got you man
>>224083191>>strong patriarchal white family >patriarchalLOLLMAO evenFor the whole Prequel Trilogy Christensen Anakin was guidable beta. Literally almost every character on screen was easily asserting dominance over him, Obi-Wan, Palpatine, Padme, Windu.
So how soon we are going to learn that all his donation to Paxton were actually Space-X/Tesla money?
>>224083356You ever notice every single tranny utterly hates these guys?
>>224088069>He would've used a different term, like "space nigger".
>>224084037Depends on who he gets to direct it.Though, I think "Vader as the protagonist" is a shitty idea. Sounds like he just wants a Warhammer 40K movie.
>>224088137>>224088500How did they go from Tolkien and C.S. Lewis to this?
>>224083634Link femboy breast expansion
>>224089362Roger Ailes and Steve Bannon
How wet was Padme when Anakin told her he went full ethnic cleansing on the sand people?
>>224086632Yeah everyone's camping out just waiting for them to speak. It's not like Musk provably altered twitter's algos to cram his deranged ketamine-addled ravings into everyone's feed or anything.It's hilarious watching all you Proud White Nationalists etc simping for a degenerate dysgenic drug addict just because he's willing to say mean things to troons.
>>224083030yeah sureI'll support anything (except jews & jeets) that pisses off leftistsand no Elon isn't a jewhe just knows they'll kill him if he doesn't pretend to support themas for him supporting H1B jeets that's not really what we're talking about itt but that's his biggest flaw
>>224087540>musicians that I don't listen toYou know Peter Thiel would just steal your blood and murder ya right?
>>224090261Anyone willingly flooding the USA with more brownoids needs to get blown away
>>224085874just how retarded are you
>>224090436I agree but as I said that's not what we're talking about right now.If he declares to cast jeets in his new star wars then it would be relevant.
>>224083300Based
>>224083072Anakin is also a Lucifer character. Does that make boomers God in this analogy?
>>224090580Would boomers disagree?
>>224083436>>224084423>>224087264Remember when your boyfriend lied about being a pro-gamer and was paying chinks to boost his Diablo and PoE accounts?
>>224090261>I'll support anything (except jews & jeets)>Supports the #1 fan of jews and jeetsmiggers do be like that
>>224084847Algorithm told them to.
>>224087264>>224087461One of the things that surpise me the most is how the ones that do the "Anakin = Space Lucifer (Helel)" commentary are, most of the time, christians, the "e-tradcath" version.So, why is it that when you talk to them about the positive (Promethean) aspects of Lucifer, they lose their minds; but when they see Anakin as a "Space Helel", they say something like "He's literally me. Heil Lucifer!" or some shit like that? It makes no sense.
>>224083030Unironically yes on the sole condition that retcons EVERYTHING Disney made (no exceptions) and TCWI’ll put up with his retarded takes on how Anakin is some Reinhard from LOGH reformer and not a retard who would get himself couped within a year if it means getting rid that dogshit
>>224086875Why does Vader love chopping off hands? Does he eat them?
>>224090934>retcon TCWBased anon.>>224090554From which thread did you get picrel?
>>224089086You mean the dude that went native with a half-breed and whose son kept an all-female army?
>>224090958>>>/co/156115691
>>224083518Literally just have a full frontal sex scene with a nine month pregnant with twins Padme and Anakin. That’ll get your R-rating
>>224090973Thanks, anon.
>>224090964Yes, the son who led humanity down the golden path for 3500 years, ensuring eternal survival, and bred a species of human invisible to the light spectrum with genetic immunity to other beings' future sight.
>>224090518It is relevant now because that dumb nigger is flooding the USA with the lowest of low JEETS
>>224083628What a fucking retard. Butterflies don't walk into my house and start shitting on my floorFind a better example dead philosopher or kill yourself
>>224083628Moths and Spiders are much more beautiful than roaches, but I kill those too. Hell, I'll make a caterpillar put its mouth on the curb if it trespasses.
>>224091044Sorry anon, I got it wrong like a fucking retardThis one is the right one>>>/v/750875789
>>224083030No, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. People who dislike him would also have those negative feelings about the series. Only situation I can think of would be if a show was going under and Elon was a massive fan of it, might as well throw a few tens of millions at it, same way you or I would purchase a streaming subscription. And not expect to make money from it obviously. Other than that senseless. Similar to how actors and directors should generally refrain from getting involved in politics.
>>224083030I don't care about soi wars but he should do whatever the hell he wants because it's gonna make leftist trannies mad and that's always a positive.
I keep thinking chuds have reached rock bottom of embarrassment but they just keep going.
>>224083030>>224083050Turning it into edgyslop is not asolution either. Ok, Vader can now drop F bombs every other line and cut people in half with his lightsaber. Now what?
>>224083098sex with daala
>memes will turn the tide of the midtermsIt's pathetic. Trump is over. You guys need to cope.
>>224091201>Now what?He should start dropping N and T bombs.
>>224091201>Now what?Full penetration
>>224091466This.
>>224091194>furiously typed the troon, talking about normal people
>>224086082Left wingers tell me their party is about lowering the price of Housing or Healthcare for poor people, but if you ask specific questions about when the price of Healthcare & Housing fell under Democrats they are silent
>>224086847He isn't even unique Elon is just doing the George Soros playbook 20+ years later.
>>224089362I liked Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ.
i´ve beyond starwars fatigueeverything is so fake and gay and remakes of remakes movies into series gender and raceswaps.all so tiresome
>>224083030Hollywood is finally beginning to listen because they realized AI can actually replace them, if you watch visionquest you'll see it in the first episode
>>224091790A pretty obvious start is to stop Trump's fucking around with building materials, fertilizer, and labor
>>224091968Yeah we need another democrat to open the borderhttps://www.brookings.edu/articles/macroeconomic-implications-of-immigration-flows-in-2025-and-2026-january-2026-update/>We conclude that net migration was likely close to zero or negative over calendar year 2025 for the first time in at least half a century. Specifically, we estimate that net migration was between -295,000 and -10,000 for the year. For 2026, we project net migration is likely to remain in negative territoryWe need another democrat to guarantee the endless supply of labor from Mexico so we can keep wages down
>>224091968>fucking around with ...Elaborate on what you actually mean by this. Rather a critical part of the argument that you seem too lazy to think through. Building materials and labor costs are minor issues compared to fallout of Biden's massively inflationary monetary policy and open borders mass immigration driving up demand.
>>224083050We already have Dune
Classic man child syndrome that doesn't grasp Star Wars has always been a franchise for kids and teens. Never mind how DC has tried gritty capeshit level stuff VS more family friendly Marvel style...... and everything flopped
>he has dogshit taste but its okay because he's richthese are the same guys that get mad at women letting chad get away with murder btw
>>224083030Does this retard have any opinions he didn't steal from even worse retards?
His pop-culture takes are like 13 year old on LJ tier. The only people that like this nigga are the most tasteless of all time: Indians and Fake Entrepreneurs-- who are really just retards that fell for some pyramid scheme or spend more time watching YT vids than doing anything else.
>>224087398>>224087481The full picture is dissapointing desu.
>>224086923What have right wingers done that is up there with watching an innocent man get shot to death in front of his kids and cheering and celebrating and calling for more because he was conservative?If conservatives just started shooting left wing activists in the street I'd still consider them better people than you scumbags. Not good people, but better than you. I wouldn't support them doing that, but I'd understand.
THE PREQUELS ARE THE DARTH VADER MOVIES!!!!!HOLY FUCKING RETARDED!!!!
>>224091485no one who uses Xitter in current year is normal
>>224086521>falling with style
>>224091128Np, bro, thanks.
