>>224085319Me too anon, what's your story?
>>224085386>like this one girl at work who liked me first>would always facetime me, text nonstop, call me on her break and asked me to hang out>never made a move cause we worked together and I was like a decade older than her, she was 19>just try and play long game til I get a clear sign she wants me>becomes bi polar out of nowhere and turns on me saying she thinks it's weird that we talk and hang out so much>cuts me off but we still work together>she reports me to HR that I get into her car after work even tho she fucking invited me in all time>get fired>month after all this happens coworkers that are still there tell me she meets some dude who is a customer and they start going out>she let this random faggot take her virginity like it was nothing
Xitter took Anakin memes from here and of course turned them into tryhard faggot spic shit. I want Elon to be raped by dogs, that place should just have stayed a colony for Gen X DNC voooters. Now it's a cognitohazard MKUltra spiritual and literal brownification machine. Glowniggers are running several of those now, TikTok sold to Ellisons, sharty.
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>>224085319>mom and dad sit me down for an intervention saying I need to get a job and move out>stick my hand out like I’m force choking my dad and yell “YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!”>dad slaps me across the face, mom starts cryingyup, he’s literally me
>>224085546You can still turn it around buddy
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>>224085617Gotta lay off the goyslop anon
>>224085319>characters you are slowly turning into
>>224085617exfoliate more often
>>224085319faggakin gaywalker lmao
>>224085513Sounds like you're a little bitch.
>>224085319>slowly
Is Sauron a good guy too now? He wanted to dominate all life according to the movies, just like an imperator.
>>224087176Within a year you'll be seeing chuddies declare God reddit and Lucifer based and redpilled while fighting for a Christian state.
>>224087072Why?
>>224087560Nta but you dropped the ball. She wanted to hop on your cock and you low key rejected her and she took it badly.
>>224085319>*throws sand at you*now what bitch
>>224085513She did good you're an old creep
>>224085513Learn how to talk to women. Women like confidence. You switched from "possibly-gay work friend" to "weird creep" because you weren't forward with your intentions. Be as forward as you can, learn where the line is and don't cross it, but learn how to push it. It sounds like bullshit because it is.
>>224085513she obviously wanted to fuck you and you did nothing so why are you complaining? she wasn't "bipolar" out of nowhere she realized you were just a weirdo that couldn't read the signs and she did everything she could to cut you off
>>224085319Not ashamed to admit it
>>224085513how does this relate to anakin skywalker?
the last kino I saw was this so...
>>224088885Wait so was she a cunt or was he a cunt? I haven't watched this movie in a long time so I don't remember. Which of them was actually the problem?
>>224085319Unfortunately this guy, Odo from DS9 as a close second
>>224089156Little bit of both really. Theodore is trying to escape reality in a way and the woman he's talking to was totally ready to divorce him but still judging him for replacing her with AI
>>224085319soon enuf
>>224085386Well basically I have an extremely high midichlorian count and I married a smol Jewish girl in secret
>>224085319This is inevitable
>>224087885>>224087901>he was weird and creepy>when the stupid slut approached him firstYou're either gay or a woman
>>224085617drink more water
>>224085513Women dont owe you anything incel
>>224089221100% this guy.Fucking hell, there is no escape.
>>224088915He got used by a woman too
>>224085513>bitchy unprompted blogpost about how someone couldnt read your mindAre you sure you arent a woman?
Turning into? I've always been destined to bring balance to the Force. What with being born on the exact same day as my spirit twin Hayden.
>>224094863>cancel old obi-wan and anakin>bring balance to the forcewhat do yo mean by this?
>>224085513You are a huge fucking retard and I hope this happens to you again
>>224085319>haha, that's right guys, i'm the based anti-hero of a franchise for babies. this character got his shit completely rocked and only realized on his deathbed he'd been manipulated his whole lifeweird flex but ok, have fun with your fan fiction
>>224085319I am continuing my decades-long now downwards trajectory. Every new milestone is another chance to fall even further.
>>224095369>>224093175>>224094806So are you a woman or a tranny?
