Realistically, can he be charged with any crimes? He is just protecting his property from intruders.
>>224087683I don't think you're allowed to eat people and make things out of their body parts even if they intrude on your property.
>>224087683Probably antisemitism. Trump administration.
>eating meat is evilwoke trash
>>224087715Who told you this? You're talking shit
>>224087683Probably, but he's clearly mentally incompetent. He'd probably be institutionalized in a psych ward.
>>224087715There is not a single jury in Texas that would find him guilty.
4chan likes to shit on "reddit humor" and chungus type shit, but "pretending to not understand basic things and asking stupid questions sincerely" is not funny. and neither is "deliberately misunderstanding something" ala Dunheir type threads.the typical 4chan response to someone like me telling it how it is and refusing to take part in the stupid fucking joke, I already know what to expect. I already know the kneejerk responses you've been conditioned to adhere to. people like me were the pioneers and authors of those methods, and people like you are just parrots; you've seen the methods of the masters and how they work so effectively, yet you cannot create methods of your own. you just repeat the works of predecessors, unable to create anything of your own.6 7 is your legacy.
>>224087683>the charges, officer?
>>224087803
>>224087683Most you get him on is tax fraud.
The TCM apocalypse theory is going to become insanely reddit and on par with "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" I can just feel it.
>>224087715The 70s were different.
>>224088136Stupida fuckin' theory, why are there cops investigating grave robberies after the apocalypse?
The 2022 movie was based and fun.>main characters are unlikable zoomer liberals>no respect for an old town, its denizens, culture or history>get an innocent old woman killed cause they didn't like her Confederate flag>GigaChad boomer Leatherface slaughters them all in over the top ways>final girl from the first film comes back in Le Sarah Connor mode>gets gutted and tossed onto a pile of trash as an afterthought>ends with Leatherface victorious and dancing with his chainsaw in the street after cutting a bitch's head offIt was pure mean-spirited kino.
>>224087803Holy shit trvth nvke
>>224088136Die Hard takes place on Christmas Eve and that makes it a Christmas movie.
>>224087715They become your property though. That's how ownership works. If a kid knocks a ball into my yard he needs express consent from me to have it returned. If a person dies on my property a family could sue me for the remains, but I also could just fuck the corpse every day till the trial happens.
>>224089316I’m a lawyer for a high-powered firm and we call this the Leatherface Gambit. It’s a sort of mental exercise where we try to convict Leatherface with the evidence given. So far, nobody has managed to get a murder conviction. At best, you’ll get reckless endangerment.
>>224087715But this is what the founding fathers intended you fucking liberal
>>224087803Imagine getting this upset over something this stupid? It really is no wonder so many of you are destined to be miserable forever.
>>224087803This is correct. These types of threads are no better than Reddit puns.
>>224090890Nah, low effort garbage needs to be called out more often.
>>224087803Back when Workaholics was currently running, the writer’s room had what they referred to as a ‘hack board' which was a whiteboard with all the most played out, lazy jokes of the time written on it. All online communities would benefit from something like this.
>>224090918Heh, if *we* had one your name would be front and center! Ouch!
>>224090918I’ll add a couple right now:@grok please do blankChat is this real?
>>224087803Ummm you're right and I have no argument so let's call you racial slurs. 4chan assemble!
>>224087683he would be unfit to stand trial anyway cause he's legit mentally retarded
>>224090918/pol/ has had this stickied for many years now, and I would not be opposed to something similar being stickied on /tv/
>>224087803>you are... le 6 7good one!
>>224087715Thanks Obama
>>224087803holy cortisol spike unc
>>224087715This isn't communist Russia dude. My property, my rules.
>>224087803tl;dr
>>224090942add the following too:>>224090890>>224091935>>224092603>>224092655
>>224093277All the unfunny retards he called out reached into their retard toolbox
>>224090918Idiots trying to be funny is actually the number one biggest problem in any online community. I don't know what drives unfunny people to spend their entire fucking livelong day trying to be funny, but it's so bad.
>>224089316Ah yes, eminent remains
>>224087683Easy insanity plea.
>>224087715Laws should exist to serve the people, so that a man can serve people in the comfort of his home
>>224093536You'd know all about that... because you're a tool and you're enclosed in a box of your own bigotry.
>>224087683This shit was never funny
>>224093690underrated post
>>224087803It’s so weird watching other people around 30 find 6 7 weird and not get it, when i’ve been exposed to lol randumb nonsensical humour since i found 4chan as a 15 yo in 2008. Didn’t know i was a whole generation ahead
>>224087715I'm sorry I thought this was America!
>>224090918Yeah but how come I remember Adam saying most of that?
>>224094553I "get" why furfags are into fucking animalsI "get" why pedophiles are into raping children and I ":get" why retards think 6 7 is funny. it's not a matter of understanding, it's a matter of taste
>>224087803I'm gonna post this all over the site on other boards thanks for the pasta
>>224094755I don't think the post itself is pastaworthy but the sentiment behind the post has the potential to be reworded into something that could be pastaworthy
>>224093556Are you talking about the Workaholics guys? I still watch workaholics before bed from time to time. Its a comfy friend-simulator fun.
>>224094598Because Adam was the unfunny immature one always trying to be funny. He was the idiot so they stuck him with all of the redditisms.
>>224094826with your level of reading comprehension, I'm not surprised you would use that show as a friend simulator
>>224087683Torture and desecration of corpses. At the very least.
Assault, he cut the guy in the van
>>224087803Remember this?We were warned but now nobody ever posts it because its way too late
>>224093891>because you're a toolDid you just assume his gender? XD
>>224094884Didn't he get his head cut off for being retarded?
>>224087803>things were better in my day you’re doing it wrong
>>224094904You might somehow be the biggest moron in this thread
>>224087803>so right it leaves no room for debateThe last times I found repeated "pretending to be retarded" funny on /tv/ were "was he shooting at God" back in 2014 true detective, and arguably the 2017 twin peaks threads but it's more part of the lynched package.
>>224087683No. Texas has Stand Your Ground law
>>224087683Cannibalism isn't legal.
>>224087803Got em
>>224087683Is there a gofundme set up in his name so we can help this guy out. He has mental problems and he can't find a job. He's going need financial help with all of the court dates he will have.
>>224087715>Muh freedom countryyeah sure
>>224087715Dont tread on me pinko
>>224087803>yeah Im the king of 4chan
>>224087715>HEY HELLO IS ANYONE HERE HELLO CAN WE USE YOUR PHONE IN DISTRESS HELLO IS ANYONE HOME? I JUST WANNA USE YOUR PHONEThese faggot cannibals would be locked up ya zoom zoom
