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Who's your favorite French actress?
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I don't understand the appeal. Looks like a rotting halloween pumpkin.>>224092223
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>>224092223
Europeans are insufferable
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>>224092223
La seule et véritable reine
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>>224092223
Sylvia Kristel and it's not even close
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>>224092223
>your dick isn't 8 inches so I won't eat it
She seems inherently uncomfortable at the excuses she's giving, implying she's not being truthful. I bet she wasn't hungry, or didn't want the calories, or something like that
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Jean reno.

Before you say he isnt an actress. The whole point of acting is to be who you aren't. He can play a better woman than you ever will.
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>>224092223
>I'M SO FRENCH
>DID I TELL YOU HOW FRENCH I AM?
>WE HAVE MUCH FOOD IN FRANCE
Repulsively gay country.
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>>224092622
now say it without crying
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>>224092223
What a pretentious cunt.
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>>224092622
she was invited to speak about french culture, what did you want her to say?
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>>224092280
>>224092748
>>224092622
God forbid people have standards.
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>>224092223
The fact that she chose something English as her favourite proves that she's not as pretentious as you might give her credit for
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>>224092786
>what did you want her to say?
>>yummy yummy, processed commercialized Anglo-American food is so good in my tummy, it makes me cu
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>>224092788
>I'm not even going to try this thing because my x-ray cunt vision determined it doesn't have enough chocolate
>no I don't need to slice it open to confirm, I told you I have x-ray cunt vision
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>>224092223
Yes, youtube suggested this video to me too anon.
Yes Léa is pure kino.
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>>224092807
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>>224092223
She always seems so sad. I think she must be weeping for the state of France. Too many browns. You hate to see it.
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>>224092223
Based Scone enjoyer
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>>224092223
Chocolatine*
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>>224092911
and thats a good thing
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>>224092223
>>224092622
>>224092788
Reminder that the French are full of shit.
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>>224092223
French people being so insufferable about everything from their languague to their cuisine yet see nothing wrong with importing infinity africans
Enjoy your pain au chocolate or whatever
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>>224093041
I've heard from a bodega owner that wine beyond 20 bucks was a scam and you literally can't taste the difference
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>>224092223
>Nooo these aren't real French pastries because they weren't made by a French patisserie in France
>Why yes that Moroccan man who just landed in France is just as French as Pierre whose family has lived in the same village for 1500 years
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>>224093041
>>224093112
French food is still better than Anglo-American food. Cope however you need to with useless anecdotes and /pol/coded hypotheticals.
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>>224092223
half of those ingredients are banned in every country except the us no one is eating this Costco slop volunterelay
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>>224093147
Careful Pierre, wouldn't want to arrange a blind food taste-test and get even more humiliated.
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>>224092588
Doesn't want to eat on camera
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>>224093239
What you gonna offer up? Olive Garden?
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>>224093041
Wish I could find the quotes from one of the judges who shit talked what she thought would be the American wine while praising what she thought French wine and saying how Americans could never make something so fine only to turn out to be wrong and then tried to get her scores swapped after finding out the truth instead of admitting she was wrong. Funniest part of the whole event.
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easy
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>>224093239
Go for it. I'm pretty sure it's illegal in many countries to serve in food the "ingredients" in the "cuisine" you hold so dearly.
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>>224093286
>>224093307
>This won't even be a contest. American "wine" wouldn't even be legal to sell in France, it's practically sewage!

-These anons, had they been around on May 23rd 1976
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>>224093041
You're brown, aren't you
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I've always had a soft spot for Juliette Binoche, she has this sad puppy thing going on that I find adorable. Incredible as an actress too.
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>>224092595
I wonder how many french men killed themselves over this
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>>224092223
picky bitch. how about i force feed you jeetpoop. children are starving in alabama. fucking french cunt
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>>224093103
You can't.
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>>224093343
Even a fucking sandwich is an atrocity.
Cake "bread", plastic "cheese", dog food delicatessen "meat", candy "mustard".
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>>224093530
Mexican laborer-feces-infected lettuce and tomato. Mayonnaise with sugar and basedbean oil.
I could go on...
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>>224092223
Why do all French sound like insufferable cunts
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>>224092280
I can't bear to listen any Italian chef speaking in English. Their takes are so fucking obnoxious, always.
>"GARLIC WITH ONION?! THIS IS NOT ITALIAN COOKING!"
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>>224093530
>>224093619
What part of Ohio are you from?
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>>224093619
There's barely any independent restaurants in America anymore. Everything is part of a corporate chain or owned by a private equity firm which means they gotta slop it up to the max to maximize profits. Something like a sandwich with high quality local cheese and ham is a no no because there's too many variables involved.
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>>224092223
I mean why would you want to eat a super market chocolate croissant? I think victoria sponge/sandwich i dont really get her response though "i dont see the purpose" its a cake with cream and jam... why would you question that but a scone also with cream and jam is delicious?
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>>224092223
Spoiled cunt.
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>>224092836
>>224092949
And a shameless whore.
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>>224093694
Vivek, you're gonna lose, pal.
>>224093753
skill issue.
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I don't think I could name one french actress, but I do like that virtually all of them get naked on film
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>>224093300
Please someone post the webm of her boob falling out on the red carpet.
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>>224093753
>There's barely any independent restaurants in America anymore.

70% of restaurants in the US are independently owned you shut in loser.

https://restaurant.org/research-and-media/research/industry-statistics/national-statistics/
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>pain au chocolat
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>>224093041
>Results of the biggest international wine competition in the past 5 years, the Decanter Awards. Each year more than 17 000 wines are blind tasted, and only the 50 that get the best average grade get a "Best in Show" award.

>So out of 250 possible award in the past 5 years, these countries received:
>France: 57
>Italy: 37
>Spain: 33
>Australia: 32
>Portugal: 16
>Argentina: 10
>South Africa: 8
>New Zealand: 8
>United States: 8
>Germany: 6
>United Kingdom: 6
>Greece: 5
>Chile: 5
>Switzerland: 4
>Hungary: 3
>Austria: 3
>Georgia: 2
>Moldova: 2
>Canada: 2
>Japan: 1
>Slovenia: 1
>Serbia: 1
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>>224092622
Spotted the moskal rooster.
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>>224094049
I don't even live in America nigga. So I was talking out of my ass? Okay? What are you gonna do about it you little faggot?
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>>224093451
frenchie malding
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>>224093103
There's certain qualities you can tell between aged and recent, which obviously correlates with price, but I would never say $200 more is magically going to make it taste better. If anything the subtle stuff that determines what's good is totally price irrelevant - if you hate one type of cask, it doesn't matter if it was cheap or expensive.
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>>224093619
>Mexican laborer-feces-infected lettuce and tomato
Brantley, control yourself. Your walmart has more feces per square inch than an Indian street.
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>>224094095
>United States: 8
Imagined getting mogged by Portugal and Argentina
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>>224093103
There's always a difference. That's not the debate. Is the difference worth as much as some rich asshole is willing to pay? Probably not. But maybe it is for them. Would they enjoy a 20€ bottle of wine just as much? Taste wise probably, but they wouldn't have the pleasure of spending an exorbitant amount of money on it.
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>>224093041
It's so funny how effortlessly Americans are just better but the world seethes about it.
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>>224093274
What are you going to offer up? african refo food?
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>>224094382
lol >>224094095
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>>224094397
My country's cuisine is shit but I don't pretend it's great like you ameritards do. If it's not an ultra processed "food" product then it likely came from some other country.
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>>224094095
>>224094420
The french media literally BLOCKED the results of Americans winning the blind taste test but oh yeah bro we're totally going to trust these results. I don't understand why everything has to be a fuckin heated competition? If you can't accept losing then you're no fun to banter with. You faggots literally cannot handle the bantz.
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>>224094442
When the fuck did I ever say it was great? You don't get it. You claim we're the ones boasting when every day you're the ones starting it. Remember Ameribros: They always accuse youo of what they're guilty of.
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>>224094460

>>224093239
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>>224093103
of course you can:
>Wine Sommelier Training / Wine Sommelier Course
>Wine sommelier training and certification costs typically range from $289 USD for entry-level courses up to $7,500+ USD for advanced diplomas and intensive vocational programs, depending on the organization and level.
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>>224092836
LOOK DAD IM ACTING
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>>224094444
Even if that was true that was more than 50 years ago. America has turned to shit and cant produce great wines
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>>224092223
You don't have to be royalty to be justified in not eating Bri*ish supermarket slop.
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>>224092223
The greatest of all time.
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>>224096610
Wrong
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>>224096610
my queen
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>>224093041
I like the French, but damn this makes me beat my chest in pride.

>>224093493
I'm in alabama right now. I don't see too many kids starving here. Just mostly shitty black ass drivers and black faggots coming out of faggot ass atlanta.
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>>224092595
>when you see it you will shit brix
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>>224092223
I'm American, I'll eat mostly anything. But I can see why she's being ultra picky. It's British supermarket food and she's a French woman. She's used to freshly made stuff in certain portions. If I'm hungry enough I'll just hungrily wolf down whatever it made from bread or meat.

I think we're being a little unfair.
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>>224097033
>americans think supermarkets don't exist in france
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>>224097268
>faggot thinks his 3rd world opinion matters to an American
LOL
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>>224092807
>my x-ray cunt vision determined it doesn't have enough chocolate
Do you understand things have weight, right?
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>>224094480
Yeah and don't these guys get fooled in blind taste tests too? I seem to remember reading that. It's all a scam. America did things better because it was pragmatic and interested in results. These other places coasted off reputation and tradition. America today has kind of gone to shit, but it absolutely destroyed all comers in the 20th century
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>>224092280
^this
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>>224092790
Yes. I'm confused as to why so many people are upset about this.
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>>224097800
>America did things better because it was pragmatic and interested in results.

That's usually how you make something superior. This is why the Ukies have defeated an entire attacking tank fleet using hobby shop drones. The rest is Emperor has no clothes.
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>>224099158
It's just inane French bashing anon. People like to hit on the French because it's easy and their retarded friend once said he heard the French might be mean. Honestly people need to make some decisions for themselves.
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>>224092836
Why is del taco so fucking repulsive looking
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>>224094460
>Remember Ameribros: They always accuse youo of what they're guilty of.
Like the Republican party
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>>224094113
So maybe shut your fucking gob
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Julie Delpy
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>>224093619
france has laws that you cant call it a boulangerie unless you make it all from fresh never frozen dough on site.
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>>224092260
Eva green?
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>>224101688
based
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>>224092223
Pipi Douxdoux
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>>224093147
shwarma sucks! go fuck a goat
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>>224092280
just accept that you are less cultivated and are fed slop by big corpo
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>>224092790
>>224099158
She choses the English item because the éclair and the pain au chocolat (the two French items) were not up to the standard that she (a French woman) is used to/expects.
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>>224092223
french snobbery when they are the first to surrender when nobody's invading and promote pedophilia without anyone asking



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