>I'm going to do the only thing The Jannies fear>I'm opening up The Dub-Files
>TFW the government denies dubs
Nice try faggot kek
>>224093403>but Mondor the FBIs official stance is dubs don't exist
>>224093427>Maybe, Scully, but consider all the other things the FBI has lied to us about.>They claimed it was impossible for the Ratatouille pic to stay online for 10 hours before being deleted... but just a few days ago, an anon made it to 15.>Open your mind, Scully. Why does every culture have a myth of repeating digits?>Is it really so impossible to believe that... the dubs are out there?
X-Files sex with Skinner.
>>224093336Aliens ain't even fuckin real bro.
>>224093336are dubs even impressive anymore? the culling of 2025 dwindled this site to its bare bones
>>224093655Witnessed. I want to believe
>>224093336
>>224093336Jannies fear the most the image and smell of a vagina. It makes them puke and get sick.
>We've already collected all the digits
>>224093655
>>224093683>are dubs even impressive anymore?gtfo
>>224093699
>>224093714Why? Does the vagina have a yeast infection? Those can get pretty nasty.
>>224093655i can't believe ithabeeb it
>>224094016Any vagina makes them sick and angry.
>>224093663that's exactly what an alien would post to throw us off the trail fedboy
I too am in this episode.
you're lateI had to delete thread
If dubs then Reggie was always real.
>>224094422
I'm closing the Dub-Files
>Imagine going through your whole life getting dubs like that.
>>224095876
Check em
>>224094035
>>224096055Mulder, dubs aren't real
>>224094035Itty bitty boat
>>224096294I think dubs are used by aliens as some kind of medium to body jump.
I'm a grey.
>>224096544Checked and kek'd.
>Agent Dubster>EF BEE EYE
I want to believe
>>224096845TrustNo1
dubs
X-FILESCHECK EM
Looks like getting dubs is another x-file
>>224093896who is respojsible for this?
>>224093336>Make sure the X-Files thread only gets singles
>>224097673bigfoot
>>224097673The Jews
I want to believe in these dubs
>>224097762
>>224097673> It was taken right when we started doing The X-Files, when I went down to LA to do a bunch of shots at my manager’s house. In between set-ups I was just fucking around, naked, and I put this teacup over my genitals. And they took a couple of pictures, just for us, for a laugh. I was innocent, thinking, ‘It’s my balls. Who’s going to possibly want a picture of my balls?’ And a couple of years later my then-publicist, who will remain nameless, sold them.TLDR, Duchovny is a slut like Elvira who "accidentally" posed for nudes when she was younghttps://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1lm7eme/david_duchovny_serving_tea_in_the_90s/inb4 "go back", show me where else this story is available on the internet
>>224097842reading the shit on that page caused me to actively frown. jesus christ people got paid for that.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>224097907You're just jealous that your manager doesn't let you wander around his house sticking your dick in things.
>>224094422What the fuck happened to David and Gillian here? They look bogged
now let's see Skinner naked with a teacup
>>224098094They don't make teacups that big.
started watching the series again after around 3 years and wanted to definitively rank the episodes by season. only have season 1 atm.Great Tier:>Squeeze>Ice>Beyond the Sea>Darkness FallsGood Tier:>Pilot>Deep Throat>The Jersey Devil>Shadows>Gender Bender>Lazarus>Shapes>ToomsOkay Tier:>Conduit>Fallen Angel>Eve>Fire>Young at Heart>E.B.E>Miracle Man>Born Again>Roland>The Erlenmeyer FlaskShit Tier:>Ghost in the Machine>Space
>>224098843Jersey Devil should be great just for the sexy cavewoman. I also like Syzygy and Eve for reasons.
>>224096586You misspelled gay.
>>224098936>I also like Syzygysame
>>224093336SCULLY! SKINMAN IS CALLING ME FROM A BUBBLE BATH!
>>224094422best episode, also checked.
All jokes and memes aside, are dubs threads the absolute nadir of "board culture"? At a certain point you need to move the fuck on with your life already. You guys are pushing 40 and still doing this shit.
>>224099070dubs and ill stop
>>224099070>pushing 40Imagine being a 40 year old zoom zoom. I was Lon Chaney's lover.
>>224099070I'm 41 and I have a stressful job I can't quit because I make too much money, and wouldn't get a deal like that ever again (grandfathered into getting huge percentages of each sale). So I spend half the day on 4chinz out of spite for feeling trapped. Be glad I'm not a logpoaster.Also, get wrecked zoom zoom.
>>224100060>logpoaster
>>224099391Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin' with the Queen.
>>224099070I encountered trips many times throughout the years. I think I even caused one of them.
>>224100151ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE
>>224100161That's the holy grail for a booty bandit.
>>224094016They gay
>>224093896I always said that David would be my Choice. You know, the "gun to head, you HAVE to blow a dude" choice. I don't have any regrets.
>>224097987Time time time see what's become of meWhile I looked around for my possibility
Is there a XXX-Files out there?
>>224100528>he doesn't know
>>224100528There's 2 old ones, and a couple of VR ones (Charlie Forde hardcore, and Joseline Kelly striptease).
Scully is pure sex even in a coma.
>>224100936Knowing Mulder, do you think he pulled a Shinji?
>>224100952I don't know what that means. But my answer is no.
>>224101033>I don't know what that means.Yes you do, if you're white.
>>224101044>Shinji>WhiteYou must be one of those vaccinated gayboys I've been warned about.
>>224101079Yup, you just revealed you have brown indian skin. You're not aware of white culture at all. You came over on an H1B.
>inb4 indian remake has anime
>>224101079Shaka, when the walls fell
If I get dubs I will remain a virgin forever.
>>224101177>double dubsI suppose we can call you "Grand Wizard" now.
>>224101177Watch yourself, you'd be a good test subject
You guys know that dubs is short for "double dumbass on you," right?
>>224093336FEDERAL AGENTS!There's two of us.Lower your digits.
>>22409364533, 666, anunnakis seeded us
>>224093655You can't handle the dubs
Ijust got here, checking in.
>>224101177grats brah
Dubs aren't real
>come with me>I've got something to show you
>>224094422Reggie was always real. Skinman asked for him. He's in the intro. Must be the Mombutu Expierence...
>>224101672Who is Reggie and why is he a thing? I can only remember one reference to this name -- Mulder takes a cell phone call from someone with that name in S5E3 "Unusual Suspects."
>>224101772it's a meme/parody ep based on the mandela effect. it's written by the funny guy darin morgan which makes it the few watchable ones from those shitty reboot seasons
>>224101563You know, for kids!
>>224097914Pick up my sign and beat him to death with it
I always get X Files and Twin Peaks confused. Am I retraded?
>>224102230Not at all. Agent Scully was in both shows.
>>224093336Well now I have to check the trips files>>224093333
