RE was never horror, it was B-movie tier action from the getgo, on a mansion with giant plants and spiders, and it reached peak camp in RE4, the best game in the franchise.
Wanting it to be serious is the mark of a false fan.

>>224094967
Never claimed to be, went into it thinking its a straight up horror movie and got predictable comedy tropes.

>>224094829
>comedy
What comedy? I never laughed once throughout the whole thing.

>>224094829
I hate Cregger. Dreading to watch this abomination... but I probably will.

>>224095455
It starts off ok, but I started hating it and the last 30 minutes felt like it took forever.

>>224095489
Typical Cregger. Always devolves into cynicism overkill and underdelivering on the premise. Loathe his dialogue too.

>>224094967
It was horror. The shitty tank controls made any real action impossible. RE4 is when the action really started.

>>224095689
It was mainly due to how much it turned into a comedy, there were some aspects of it that were really interesting at first and then it just got silly and ended up coming off as retarded. Towards the end it was like they went "Ok, once he gets to the city we need to waste more time with random characters otherwise our movie is only 45 minutes long, whats some really cool shit we can just shove in to kill more time?".

>>224095778
Wanna ask Kamiya?

>>224094967
>erm it was never serious chud (debatable) therefore infinite reddit quips, brown girlbossing and millennial dialogue good

>>224095845
There is a difference between turning it into pozzed Creggershit and acknowledging that RE loves shameless movie references, B-flick dialogue, and is deeply unserious at its core.

>>224094829
the comedy shit with the protagonist wasn't the main problem, it was the fat mustache guy in the car and the rest of the umbrella scientists

>>224094967
The only horror in the early RE games comes from the outdated shit controls and gameplay, everything else is some anime tier japanoid shit

Cregger loves ugly casts. If not for Bill Skarsgård, Josh Brolin, and Alden Ehrenreich, his previous movies would have been unwatchable.

>>224094829
That scene where he finally gets into the Reddit HQ was soi overload. I hate that pudgy beardo quadroon.

>>224096052
He gets killed, tho

>>224096052
The whole thing just devolved into a complete parody from that point, you could smell Cregger's lack of confidence in the project

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>>224094829
The whole movie was too chaplinian
Some humor is fine and it even became Negger's trademark, but this flick was too much.

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>>224094829
>>AH FUCK
>>FUCK OFF
>>SHIT
>>OH FUCK
>>SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>OH MY FUCK
>>MOTHER FUCK
>>WHAT THE FUCK
>>FUCK
>>FUCK ME
>>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>FUCK YOU

THis is literal dialog from every RE game since 7 and you fucking faggots who hate this movie love 7 and your remake slop to death, I'm glad this movie was a success and will continue to rape not only the fandom but hopefully the series

You nuRE fags lost, go fucking kill yourselves

>>224095949
Moving goalposts

>>224096186
How?

Nice to see once a director gets bigger, /tv/ immediately hates them for no reason other than to be contrarian.

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>>224094967
>RE was never horror
shut the fuck up retard redditor kill yourself

>>224096212
>for no reason other than to be contrarian
Got an actual argument?
>>224095689
>>224096028

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>>224094829
If I was in a zombie apocalypse I would never curse. Simple as.

>>224096201
RE was serious with campy/comedic undertones but that has nothing to do with OP statement that millennial bullshit is not what RE or any of these adaptations source material is about.

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>>224094829
>FUCK YEAH, VIDEOGAMES

>>224094829
>3/5
that’s average tho

>>224096175
That part

>>224096175
This
Leon in RE2 says "fuck" or "what the fuck" quite a lot of times during gameplay

>>224094829
I thought it was funny.

>>224094967
I liked the movie but this is a stupid angle. It's funny but it's not like the games at all in that regard. I'd say it's closer to watching a playthrough. Which is weird because zoomers should love that. Maybe they need to put the movie on youtube and have a chat bar on the side.

>>224096175
resident evil 5 is the only good re game

>>224096212
I think production companies have people who shit on everything no matter what because if everything is bad then nothing is bad. It basically neuters any real opinions this site might come up with. I know you all don't think it but they do pay shills to post here.

>>224094967
Characters quip here and there therefore its like scary movie!!!

>>224096175
Amazing how you faggots will literally bend every which way to defend this mediocre movie. You're definitely cultists.

>>224096789
Fuck you and your nuRE shit you fucking faggot.

>>224094829
its like watching someone play resident evil for the first time, make every mistake possible, and his girlfriend keeps calling him the entire time.

>>224094967
you retards always shit on the originals

>>224096175
>you fucking faggots who hate this movie love 7 and your remake slop to death
this is the irony for me, why are all these fake ass Resident Evil fans mad at this movie for not being close to source material when RE7 and the remakes shit all over the OG lore too????

>>224097279
That was one thing I found interesting about it, it felt like a video game, and then half way through it lost its charm. Its not a terrible movie its just I wasnt expecting comedy.

>>224096212
I don't know Anon, I'm reading very concise arguments like crappy dialogue and an unnecessary comedic tone, as well as excessive focus on secondary characters. All of which I agree drag the movie downhill.

>>224096247
The issue here isn't the comedy, though, is it? I ask that not having seen the movie yet, knowing Cregger's directorial tendencies from Barbarian and Weapons. As first post responds to OP's complaint re comedy, I don't see how I was shifting goal posts.

>>224094967
>RE was never horror
It was literally the scariest PC game when it came out. Quit talking out of your ass.

>>224094829
i marathoned 50 minutes of this and im fkin BORED
ill finish it next week!

>>224095798
>>224094967
>>224095798
The fixed camera angles feed horror experience. It let's you setup the perfect scene exactly as you want it to be viewed.
Alone in the dark
Eternal darkness
Silent hill
Clock tower
Dino crisis
Resident evil was a horror game

MILLENNIALS: CRUSHING IT
BROCCOLI HEADS: FARTED ON

You humorless fucks, he was meant to symbolize the PLAYER. what you play a game with zero commentary or exclamation? Autists

>>224097412
>The issue here isn't the comedy, though, is it?
Not him but it's the number 1 complaint. I don't really get it because it was fine in the context of the movie. The comedic things happening were all physical comedy relating to things that were happening in the movie. The "quips" people complain about weren't the punchline of the jokes, the funny thing already happened and that was him reacting to it. Except for the yeah videogames part, that should have been cut. And the scene in the car could have been cut by about 30 seconds.

>>224097396
>as well as excessive focus on secondary characters
Which ones? The only other characters are in it for a minute or two before dying and there are only a couple of them. I don't think you even learn their names.

>>224097542
Nah millennials are the most cringe generation in human history and are obsessed with interracial cuckoldry. We laugh about them behind their backs every day

>>224097962
Nobody cares what you do in your discords.

>>224097871
Going back to what I was saying where the movie started off great but slowly decayed into retardation, the cop was fine the little girl was fine. Then the two agents show up, and they get a little too much screen time mainly with the fat one honking the horn, doing a call back to not shooting the gun in the car might hit the engine and then the cherry on top was all the lab people and that cluster fuck.

>>224095845
They make this same fucking argument about nu Star Trek

>>224097992
>they get a little too much screen time
I agree with that but it's still only like five minutes out of the movie. idk, it takes more than that to ruin a movie for me. I'd hate literally everything if I couldn't get past a little cringe.

>>224097990
DESTROYED THAT RETARD MUTT

>>224094829
This is the only good RE movie

>>224098010
Again going back to the comedy aspect, I kinda get the talking to yourself repetitiveness all the fucks but it ultimately compounded so much by the last 30 minutes I thought I was in the home stretch but it just kept getting worse and worse it just continued to nose dive.

>>224098068
Nah the first Resident Evil was fun, you know what it didnt have? Retarded jokes about shooting locks. You know what it did have? Actual zombies AND mutated monsters.

>>224098100
That's fair, if you didn't like it then you didn't like it. I'm just surprised because people were cracking up in the theater and everyone I talk to irl seems to like it. I only know one zoomer but he liked it too, he doesn't play resident evil though.

I liked it

/v/ would have flipped its shit over "jill sandwich" being a "Reddit" line if RE1 came out today

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>>224098155
It just triggers my tism I guess because that was one thing that started in Marvel movies where you will have a serious moment, and then the need to break the seriousness with a joke takes over and just fucking ruins everything and it seems to have infected everything.
I went into this thinking it was going to be on the same level as Obsession so I had some high standards so maybe thats why Im so critical of it.

>>224098226
>I went into this thinking it was going to be on the same level as Obsession
Ah, that could do it. Everything I read said it was very comedic so I went in expecting exactly that. Honestly I was expecting way worse.

>>224098214
Shut the fuck up faggot, holy shit. If people don't like the movie then that's all there is to it, don't be a little bitch about it.

>>224098403
beyond fuming

>>224098454
Yes, I can’t stand faggotry. I did everything I could to bully it out of people but it just wasn’t enough. Now people like you have ironic buttsex to own the “chuds.”

>jill sandwich was silly
>IRONIC BUTTSEX TO OWN THE CHUDS
insane

>>224094829
It was great
RE "fans" can eat shit

>>224098518
RE fans would enjoy the movie thoughever

>>224098516
What's insane is you actually do that. Take the buttplug out lil bro.

>>224094829
>Tell me you've never played the games without telling me you've never played the games

>>224094967
zoom zoom

>>224094967
>RE was never horror, it was B-movie tier action from the getgo, on a mansion with giant plants and spiders
So are you saying this turd movie isn't RE? because I agree

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>your face when the first two movies in the Paul WS Anderson's Wife's Pussy Cinematic Universe (PWSAWPCU) were the most faithful adaptations in capturing the spirit of the games

Apologize. Right now.

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>>224097797
>I-it was supposed to be shit!!!

>>224099377
XDD BEST MOVIE EVER!

>>224096175
They didn't have an answer for this

I literally just finished watching this movie about 4 minutes ago. I'd give it a solid 7/10. It's weird, because there's a real horror film in there, but it's sandwiched between unnecessary juvenile humour moments that feel like when Melissa McCarthy and Will Ferrell are doing their riffing thing and one of their 50 takes gets used. The soundtrack and sound design were fantastic and the first 30-40 minutes are by far the highlight. If this had committed to being a straight horror movie, it would've been at least an 8/10 I bet.

The writing ultimately has let it down.

>>224099296
It was 3 movies before he married her.

>>224099483
This

The Rick and Morty of Resident Evil films.
>Aw jeeze, Rick! What's happening?! Why do I have a mouth in my chest?

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>>224099610
MORTI GET IN THE BLOODY CAAAA

>>224097343
>when RE7 and the remakes shit all over the OG lore too
Because no normal person played that crap?

>omg it's like a watching a playthrough of Resident Evil!
>omg it's not horror it's a comedy!
>omg it's reddit humor!
>omg it's like a videogame he even travel through level like uhhh like the game!
All of these trashy reposts are boring. The only bad parts are the idiot in the SUV exposition and the lab send scene with the scientists being giant retards the whole time and everyone's favorite disgusting human showing his face and somehow still getting rolls.
As all are saying the initial half before Racoon City is the best, but nobody understands why. The lighting with the snow and everything, and legitimate darkness apart from the snow is absolutely beautiful lighting work, especially at the house but even the lights beforehand are gorgeous. Just really nice looking stuff.

I would be saying the same shit but throw a few Niggers in there

>>224099871
>with the scientists being giant retards the whole time
this is realistic thoughever, they were quick and efficient with their process
and we can't expect lab techs to be effective when going unarmed against a practically-invincible monster, what else could they have done?

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ADAPTED MY NIPPONESE ANIME GAIMU INTO A HOLLYWOOD HORROR FLICK?!?!? NO THAT'S NOT ACCURATE DESU

>>224099921
>what else could they have done?
Not turn their back to it and fire a double thumbs up to someone, for starters.

>>224099921
I said they were retarded you don't have to shroud you insecurity in irony. Also the syringe was theater bait, to get crowds to shout out 'do it!'. All of you dumb niggers have a lot to learn about movies.

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good movie
probably in the top 10-15 of the year

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Authentic kinosseurs recognize they should have followed with a Welcome To Racoon City instead

>>224099985
>you don't have to shroud you insecurity in irony
No irony in my post, you're using words without knowledge of their meaning

Surprisingly great movie, all the comedy bits really set the tone for that twist ending

>wants to be a dad
>gets turned into a horrific mutant abomination
Is this movie trying to scare zoomers into indefinite sterility?

>>224100174
It's only a twist if you don't know Resident Evil. The recording is your tip off.

too much cgi

>>224094829
>quirky chungus Millenial writing strikes again!!!
Boomers and Millenials are the 1st and 2nd worst generation in American history bar none

>>224100203
It actually specifically plays into the opposite. He wants her to get an abortion at the start and by the end he wants her to be a mother.

>>224100080
>brown leon
>brown jill
I'm gonna pass

>>224096175
>the tourist calls everyone else tourist defense, then samefags agreeing with himself
Eat shit and suck dick, shill.

>>224100226
>by the end he wants her to be a mother
The movie also cruelly teases the audience that he'd get the cure by the end but ends up killing everyone important, which only reinforces the theme of antinatalism

>>224095778
>The tank controls made action impossible
>re4, the one with tank controls, is where it's at

>>224095949
Resident Evil is horror first, with comedy sprinkles. The movie is a comedy pile of shit with 4 or 5 jumpscares. People that love the movie couldn't handle playing the re1 remake.

>>224100120
All any of them had to do was see their colleagues being murdered around them and make a full on dash to put the needle in. The scene sucks apart from the main character finally being infected. Resident Evil 'fans' hate it because he wasn't 'immune' like most of the main cast o resident evil characters are. The scientists were retarded, the movie states early on that they're retarded and dropped the cure. 4chan hates that it wasn't any of the main cast of characters. For some reason everyone is obsessed with it being a mansion too.
>i want something that is the same
>nooo why is it the same?
This site has become a bunch of circlejerk bitches too afraid to make a reddit account.

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>>224095845
Lol, this
>the absolute chad Leon swears alot thus a shlubby self depreciating llama loving redditor quipmaster as MC is fine
>also said slob bags a hot gf in current year and impregs her and it's realistic because videogame with giant spiders and mutaded abominations

>>224100345
>All any of them had to do was see their colleagues being murdered around them and make a full on dash to put the needle in.
Autistic people struggling to comprehend that lab techs might be nervous about rushing a monster

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/tv/ monkey paw

>>224100268
How does that at all play into antinatalism?

>>224100365
So nervous they stop and do double thumbs up

>>224094967
I agree, that means every character should talk and act like a goofy stoner. That's true b-movie camp.

>>224100390
The movie is schizophrenic with its themes and messaging. It wants to give its mc a character arc by making him reluctant to be a father in the beginning, shooting and killing a child before coming to the conclusion that being a parent might be the only thing worth living for, while the ending rips it away because Cregger sees every serious subject matter as one big joke to laugh at.

>>224100345
>Resident Evil 'fans' hate it because he wasn't 'immune' like most of the main cast o resident evil characters are
I'm a RE fan and I don't give a damn.
>For some reason everyone is obsessed with it being a mansion too.
Who is obsessed with that& We already had a mansion btw.
You're pulling quite a lot of scenarios out of your ass.
>The scientists were retarded, the movie states early on that they're retarded and dropped the cure.
That's fucking retarded and goes against source material. Everytime a virus strain was released was either part of le evil plan or an act of sabotage, not Big Bang Theory goofs.

>>224100383
nobody remember /tv/ being the pedo haven. /v/ actively claims that title now. those weirdos claim it was always /v/ too.

>>224100383
That was the only surprise/scare, however it was already DOA since we learn about the 'virus' at the farm. Ya help the kid, oh no it has a gross foot thats indictive of the virus thats going on...wait a minute is that relevant? Who cares jump scare the kid has no choice and is now a monster!

This was the point I stopped fucking caring about anything in the movie. Could i have done better, maybe but the direction it went was dog shit.

>>224100429
Why would it being ripped away from him be an antinatalist message? Surely the message there is to take the opportunities while they're there, because you don't know what might happen tomorrow.

>>224094829
Seriously pissed off at the constant attempts at levity from the absolutely cringe
"humor" but otherwise I liked it. If they just would have removed a bunch of that shit and not have the fat umbrella guy do that amateurish exposition dump in the car I would have solidly liked the movie. It needed a rewrite is what it needed, otherwise everything else about it was pretty good as it stood.

>>224100468
What was his end game?

>>224095489
Starts off good goes to shit exactly after the tunnel. Even though the following set pieces are still good in their own right.

>>224099871
>Most earnest and correct take
There was one good/serious employee out of about a dozen, that's a shit ratio and ruins the gravitas of what Umbrella does.

>>224100506
>Surely the message there is to take the opportunities while they're there
That would be the case if it wasn't Cregger directing and undercutting any meaning out of his film for nihilistic mocking.

>>224100495
It started to go too dark and serious so Neggers pussied out and quickly swept it under the rug.

Honestly I think it's the end of his career for me. His schtick is solved. Now everyone knows and expects everything to resolve into a bunch of gags and nothing has to make sense because it's a funny movie xddd.

>>224100563
It sounds like you're projecting a message onto the film that isn't there because of a weird vendetta you have against the director. You can just dislike the bad parts of the film without making up other stuff to fight about.

>>224100618
>It sounds like you're projecting a message onto the film that isn't there because of a weird vendetta you have against the director
It's not projection when said director deliberately decides to undermine the entire film with a punchline.

I enjoyed the movie.

>>224100544
>Umbrella's employees are always disposable and while sometimes maybe working on their own insane projects
This anon understands Resident Evil.

>>224099871
>The only bad parts
There weren't any. Anyone who complains about this movie are plebs and aren't worth engaging.

>>224100538
No, the lab scenes are fucking dog shit are you even paying attention?

>>224100544
THE GRAVITAS?
UMBRELLA?

>>224100671
>cuck main character
>literal woke actress from the worst True Detective season
>your body your choice

>>224100681
The logic behind the lab scene is dog shit but it's not that it looked bad. I was specifically talking about only set pieces, not dialogue or writing.

>>224100651
Cool, anything else to add? Congrats you are added to the background of the main characters wife. You are annoying noise that is not the main character or a secondary character.
kys

>>224100495
I actually think the biggest surprise of the movie was seeing her foot initially.

>>224100651
Did you get to see it in the cinema? I loved it and thought the big screen and sound really added tremendously to the experience.

>>224100671
There were some bad parts, shut up. Was Cregger's only good movie thanks to whoever people worked on the environment/lighting of the first 40 minutes.
Speaking of such you retards didn't even remember WKUK or 'Trevor' until he died. Keep pretending you remembered until then though.

>>224100671
I don't give a single shit if Resident Evil movies are "like the games" at all. I don't need Leon or Jill or Chris or anyone, that's impossible to adapt. But the writing in this movie is really bad in the second half dude.

The spitter guy at the hospital made me laugh, I liked that at least we got Bryan having a "done with this shit" attitude like Ethan Winters by the end of RE7

>>224100708
Lol, loser.

>>224100762
Weapons was so much better than RE it doesn't even compare. It was a big step down.

>>224100762
The WKUK guys were streaming on twitch a lot by the time Trevor died, they weren't inactive at all, they were quite the opposite

>>224100832
Weapons sucked and was boring, fuck off.
>>224100845
Nobody with a soul watches streamers or listens to podcasts.

>>224100832
Weapons was undermined by the unsuccessful implementation of the Rashomon formula delivering repeated PoVs that added little of interest

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>>224094967
>RE was never horror

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Btw, fun fact for you, kids. There's an upcoming video game called Phase Zero that faithfully recreates the PS1 RE2 aesthetic.
And guess what, if you play the demo you'll find a lot of similarities with this movie, like the main character being an everyman goof in a knitted hat and vaguely EMT outfit, game starting in the hospital and moving on to winter city streets with snow falling. One of the heal items even looks like that bag MC in the movie is carrying. Some rooms are filled with the reddish flesh pustules just like in the movie.
Demo came out in early 2025 before the film was announced so there's a non zero chance Neggers lifted the whole aesthetic from it.

>>224100896
You never played the game you poseur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWo0Hhx07Pc

>>224100867
>>224100878
So are you guys just saying it sucked because you think that 2 hours is too long for a movie? I'm kind of sensing that here. Kind of a gay opinion. 3 hours isn't even too long. 4 is the point where it becomes too long in just about every case, even though I enjoyed The Irishman even though Bobby is a deluded queer by now.

>>224100940
>so are you guys saying this thing nobody said and I'll just start rambling about?
brain damage

>>224100930
>bad acting in the intro means that zombies eating guts and squirting blood and mutated abominations are not horror
I guess to a soilennial everything that is not an A24 "it's le metaphor for grief" slop is not horror.

>>22410090
Nobody talked about time. RE was better than Weapons, a movie about nothing, and especially better than Barbarians, a movie about #metoo

>>224094829
that's how people talk in intense situations tho

>>224100904
SERIOUS LITIGATION LEADING TO THE END OF CREGGER'S CAREER. WE GOT HIM NOW BOYS!

>>224094967
Yes RE was heavily inspired by B-movies, but it took itself seriously, this new movie does not.

>when mr incel finally gets his little torrent to bitch about a decent movie he pirated

If you didnt support the movie in any way you dont get the right to complain about it you little nerd retard.

>>224101001
This guy is ultimately right. It didn't always used to be this way, but in the modern era this is definitely how people would be talking if they were in the shoes of this guy. It's very easy to make fun of while watching a movie though and does seem ridiculous at points.

>>224101002
I dont think that polacks who are making this game can do shit, it's just funny how creatively bankrupt Neggers is. Even the original and cool parts were lifted from somewhere.

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>>224101009
I guess you missed all those threads through October, Dr. Dollar.

>>224094829
It was an entertaining flick with pacing issues in the first quarter, and unnecessary goodbye recording scene in the car park, and an admittedly terrible ending. However, it translated many of the aspects of PLAYING Resident Evil into a film and was fun along the way. Luckily the ending was over rather quickly so I don't think it spoils an otherwise fun movie.

>>224101067
Yeah, I too remember trying to shoot those padlocks, fellow gamer!

>>224100796
This movie isn't trying to be The Shining, it's a comedy-action-horror movie so I don't know what you could mean when you say the writing is bad when I found it consistent all the way.

>>224101067
>>224101114
go back

>>224101009
>If you didnt support the movie in any way you dont get the right to complain about it you little nerd retard.

Actually if that anon lives in let's say the USA he literally does have that first amendment right to freedom of speech. Are (you) retarded by any chance?

>>224101109
cringe
>>224101137
you first, nigger faggot

>>224101114
>it's le comedy, it's verboten trying to analyze it or taking it seriously just for a moment
There we go, now every Preggers flick wil be accompanied by this noise. Hey, why won't Preggers just fill it with the banana peel slip jokes, it's a comedy after all?

>>224101149
>if i say nigger they won't think i'm from reddit
ever single time

>>224096175
>since 7
>7 is objectively shit

Ah. I see. The creature had explained itself.

Next movie he should just have every male charcter having random exaggerated erections, that way the audience will know he's a master of marrying horror and comedy.

>>224101204
>the game that brought the IP back from the dead is shit
ZAMN, how bravely contrarian!

>>224101208
That would be a refreshment from you saying the same exact demoralizing shitposts via reddit.
>I'm not a monkey i'm a real boy
Keep posting in the thread with nobody left in it. Say Nigger again, you'll fit in. Or you could just shut the fuck up and stop posting for a few years. Lurk further.

>You're in an emergency situation in the snow
>You keep turning the car engine off
I was practically shouting at the screen. The film is entertaining in the 1st act, but then it starts to unravel with the comedy becoming egregious. I REFUSE to believe anyone would attempt to stuck an MP5 magazine into the pistol grip, and not only do that, but do it backwards. No one is that stupid, especially since he states he plays videogames. The Umbrella people in the car was neither funny or interesting. The only thing good about it was the creature trying to lure him into the dark using her body, which could have been plotted a million different ways. The ending is abysmal.

>>224100904
>There's an upcoming video game called
>that faithfully recreates the PS1 RE2 aesthetic
welcome to 2 years and a half a dozen games ago

>>224094967
Leon was not a total retard though.

>>224094829
No, it's a generic b monster movie with forced zoomer humor

>>224101315
unlike this game, most of the psx aesthetic slop you're implying is done by zoomzooms who have no idea how it actually looked like back in the day
so shut the fuck up

>>224101288
>I was practically shouting at the screen.
Sure you were. After all you were ready to hate the movie no matter what because everyone told you to. He's a dumbfuck kid character, why is that aspect so hard for people like you to understand? It's not unique or good but all of you retards are on the self righteous boat upon the sea of 'I'm better than this retard'. It's not you, idiot. Keep trying to self-insert yourself into everything though since it's been going so great for your generation thus far.

One of my personal top 3 movies of the year I don't care what fags think.

>>224101556
>After all you were ready to hate the movie no matter what because everyone told you to.
Projection.
>He's a dumbfuck kid character
He's an adult, not a child. And the things he does are commensurate with a down's syndrome kid, not a functioning adult.
>Keep trying to self-insert yourself into everything though since it's been going so great for your generation thus far.
More moronic projection.

>>224101604
>projection
Goddamn just fuck off already. It's been almost 10 years since you retards picked that term up. Yes, he's a twenty-something year old kid worried about abortion. Don't you have a Sam Hyde thread to jerk off in?

>>224094967
Horror videogames weren't meta back them you zoomer fuck. Those games where considered horror games. The bad acting, the shitty monsters, the dumb dialogue was because limitations of that era, it wasn't even normal for a videogame to have real dialogue in their cut-scenes. I get that you're young, but do you have to be stupid also?

>>224101640
No wonder this has flown over your head. You have the mental capacity of a poptart.

>>224101655
>this
What? What flew over my head? Explain what 'this' is. Explain it. Do it. How about this, you win this shitty argument. You win, happy? Surely you can teach me how I'm incorrect with your knowledge.
What's the next play?
>lol you're taking my shitposts so seriously LOl I TROLLED YOU
>i was just shyly messing with you
etc. etc.
I'm was right, you were wrong. Eat my shit and pick up the scraps for later.

Erm...CREGGERSE?

>>224095455
It's good horror, body horror movie, the problem is thatt they pasted Resident Evil on it.

It could have been less stupid if they simply implied it was an outbreak somewhere else but saying it's Racoon City, snow, smathphones, scientists are Bing Bang Theory tier, zombies run, not my T-virus, etc.

Jist say it's an outbreak somwhere else and tge movie would ve annok Resident evil.

>>224099481
To unsourced bullshit?

>>224100383
>AIslop

>>224100468
>the gigafag director can't deal with a tall guy in a trenchcoat but somehow he drops his jaw and cum his pants with this

>>224094829
I really want to see a sequel with Leon Kennedy, I think the setup was good with him turning into a crashout

>>224094829
/tv/ was shilling this garbage hard when it was in theaters. glad i never paid for this shit

>>224101009
Cry more, cregger

>>224101114
>I-it was supposed to be shit!!
KEK

Resident Evil 2026 was better than any other RE movie. Yes even the first one. It's an actual horror movie, for starters. Protagonist has a real personality (yes normal people would be scared of zombies and react accordingly). No I won't apologize for not liking your six films that Anderson did with his wife to make themselves rich and inject yet another nepobaby into show business.

>>224094829
Just got back from seeing it. It was fucking awesome. The comedy never felt overbearing to me. Creggers best so far and I really enjoyed Weapons.

In a weird way it felt like a fusion of old and new. It reminded me a lot of Escape from New York. Also you can tell Cregger plays these type of games with the choices he makes throughout the film.

Has to be an 8.5/10 for me

Cregger rank
1. Resident Evil (8.5)
2. Weapons (8)
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3. Barbarian (5/10)

>>224096028
Have you considered that you may be homosexual?
Never watch a movie from the 70s. Not enough hunks for you.

>>224097962
Nothing says I don't give a fuck like being so petrified of being "cringe" that you instead pretend not to care. What are you afraid of not getting enough likes on your socials? Afraid some bpd whore on benzos gives you a weird look?

Zoomer "men" are fucking pathetic.

>>224094967
The movie wasn't played straight. In order to comedy to function, it has to be played straight. It was fucking well shot cartoon with RE skin over it. You disingenuous cock muncher.

>>224099296
>Paul WS Anderson's Wife's Pussy Cinematic Universe
Fucking kek.

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>>224094829
behold, the mumbling, stumbling, bumbling, fumbling, white male gamma archetype, written and directed by a failed comedian

imagine taking the easiest IP to work with and turn it into a farce, it takes a special kind of fool to achieve that

>>224097279
DSP Plays Resident Evil: The Movie
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE KEY WAS IN THE VISOR?? WOOOWWW DUDE

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>>224101204
>>224101230
The point was 7 onward turned Resident evil into crungy westernized dogshit, just like this movie, but the fanbase who says retards shit like
>BUT MUH 7 SAVED LE FRANCHISE
Should love this westernized fucking shitty movie that has nothing to do with Resident Evil, just like 7 has FUCKING NOTHING to do with Resident Evil. Yet you pretend to hate the movie cause you think you are part of the RE fanbase when in reality real RE fans fucking hate your kind