>loses his penis to "save" his retard nephew>gets his pay cut>gets MeToo'd>gets kicked out of the MCUGrim.
JEREMY! CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN AGAIN!
>>224096348How did he pull this off?
schlong status?
>>224096620
>>224096598it doesn't say the barrel was pointed at him, just that the gun was in his mouth
>>224096702Maybe he was using it as a loudspeaker.
>>224096702So he was aiming at her with his mouth and his tongue was on the trigger?
>>224096702gun is the name of their pet mouse.he really said "all good, you? " - but with the mouse in his mouth it sounded like "i'll kill you"
>>224096809Seems more sensible than jumping on the side of giant piece of machinery ti keep your nephews truck from getting crushed>ackshually he was trying to save his nephewBut he failed and somehow his nephew was completely unscathed.
the dick status memes are straight up character assassination.
>>224096598someone post the drawing
>>224097128You don’t understand his Rennergy.
>>224096598>HE put gun in HIS mouth, threatened to kill HERhuh??
>>224096348>Plays Jeffrey Dahmer in a movie>Gets penis removed years laterHuh
>>224096598It’s called a comma, Rajesh. It’s splitting apart two separate actions. Try to keep up.
>>224096348Did his cock go bye bye?
and now he's the dictator of ukraineyou never really know where life will take you
>>224097560I'd be a little sensitive about the subject as well if my dick had gotten cut off by a snowblower and some asshole was bragging to me about masturbating.
>>224096348A man deprived of his career and penis... a dangerous combination
>>224097278>retarded kid just stands in front of it
>>224096348at this point it feels like people want him to post a pic of his dickbut even with that it would be ditched as AI generated
>>224097278All I'm saying is if I'd been there on that road, things would have went down a lot differently.
>>224096598Well if you're gonna murder/suicide your wife, doing it via trick shot is pretty based
>>224097296
>>224097278how could he possibly lose his dick if he was crushed face down? in that position it was more likely that he would lose his ass instead
>>224097128Please understand his own sacrifice was enough to satisfy the Juggernaut very much
>>224097560was this before or after the incident? not sure why he had to chime in and respond if he didn't like it, by responding like this he is literally saying he has never watched porn or enjoyed it, which i find super hard to believe. could have just ignored it
NO DICK
>>224097128him getting crushed by the plow inspired his nephew to move out of the way of the plow so he didn't get crushed
Stick state?
>>224097560Stefan Heckin' Nasty
>>224097278It's okay bro. Hawkeye got hooked up with Kitty Pryde's dick doctor.He's got a foot long franken cock made out of thigh meat now.
>>224097560
>>224097469I didn’t write the article, you ignorant slut.
>>224096348OP got banned from the Renner app
>>224096598He put the gun in his own mouth and threatened to kill her? Was she standing behind him?
So his career is over, right?
>>224097278His eye popped out?
>>224096348At least he still has a great relationship with his sister.
>>224098095His ribs were so damaged they played a xylophone Calypso rhythm for 2 minutes and his ears started emitting steam that made a hissing noise so loud the local lumberjacks thought their shift was ending
>>224098120She tested the frankendick?
Did he actually lose his dick?
>>224098370She put it in her mouth, like a gun
>>224096348Noodle notes?
>>224098398Yes not even memeing
>>224098556Kek
>>224096598>I’LL PULL THE FOOKIN TRIGGER M8 I SWEAR ON ME OWN ‘ORSE!!!
>>224096348so my understanding is that he was the one driving the plow, which was his, and he got out, and then it started rolling towards someone, then he tried to jump back in to stop it, then it ran him over. is that correct? because the part where it says he got out without putting the parking brake on or disengaging the blade before anything had gone wrong makes me think he's kind of a retard and this was entirely his own fault. what do you think reddit, am I the asshole?
Rod referendum?
>>224098556
To shreds you say
>>224098120>slurring What was he saying? That he doesn't want to be a FUCKING DICKLESS TRANNY?
Never trust a chink.
>>224097663kek
>>224097278>THE GALVANIZED STEEL PENIS MAN
>>224097278this but with lots of farting and shitting
>>224098673How does your mspaint look so professional?
>>224098704My favorite /tv/ meme is imagining some varmint like a skunk or possum eating Jeremy Renner’s dick on the side of the road when the first seasonal thaw hits.
>>224097668Apparently he fell right onto a sharp rock under the snow with his dick right on top of it as the snow plow crushed him
>>224098772So he got penetrated?
>>224098772You wouldn't even need a rock, the sudden jump in pressure probably just shot his dick off like a bottle rocket
>>224098772No he was face down and the plow scraped his front half along the ground that’s how he ripped his dick off and popped his eye out.
>>224098839KEK>a bird flying by gets sprayed with a powerful piss stream after his dick flies off
>>224097668It froze into the ice and they couldn't dislodge it
>>224098839Fucking Delta P strikes again
>>224097278>character assassination.Oh it definitely is but it’s actually borderline funny.
>>224098882It was like encino man when they finally found it in a glacier
>>224098757AI
>>224098757cmon man...
>>224098757I told grok to do it because I’m not home and I can’t draw without a mouse.
>>224098955>>224098967I thought some people were really good with the software. I only use ai for pornography
>>224098955>>224098995Then why fucking stick figures and not a full length photorealistic video of Jeremy pistol whipping his wife with his tongue?
>>224099449>ai>photorealistic
>>224096348weasel wozzle?
>>224098556>>224098673someone made real non-slop mspaint drawings in an older thread and they were much funnier
>>224097278And the kid just walked out of the way making it all for nothing?
>>224098120>bruised >and >slurringbased.
>>224098075he will probably return in secret wars with a prosthetic dick
>>224096598how could he talk with a gun in his mouth
>>224100831When you lose part of your body, your other parts get stronger to compensate
>>224096620Perez Hilton claims in the rush to reattach his penis the doctors put it on upside down.
>>224100739Cockeye
>>224097663I have some insider info that the plow was Made in Vietnam
At least he now will be a real man like Elliot Page bros
Shlong situation?
