>"Do you.... wish... to have a big peepee?"
>>224096787I wish you never existed
>>224096974Granted, the universe no longer exists
>>224096787>I wish Nikki Freeman loved me more than anyone in the fucking world
>>224097011Granted, but she pees on your rug for some reason
>>224096787I wish for my own magic powers
>>224096787I wish for you to have a breath mint!
>>224096787No, I wish to live my life over except my parents aren't retarded.
>>224097444Kinda this but I want everything the same except I have all the knowledge from the previous life, so I know what to do this time
>>224096787>Yes>i am crushed by the penis sculpture from Clockwork Orange
>>224096787>I wish you weren't a jew
>>224096787No, I've been drinking plenty of water and coffee, that's already guaranteed. Thanks, anyway.
You don’t see this kind of hairline in film much anymore
>>224096787I'm already 9.25 inches. But I could use some more girth..Know what, fuck it. Give me a 12 inch long and 7 inch girth prehensile cock that can get hard on command and can ejactulate a highly addictive sex drug.
>>224097514I feel like one solid do-over with all of the first life's experience and knowledge would be enough to make most people highly successful.
>>224098036He leaps onto your trivial error enthusiastically and it turns out ejactulating means spraying poison covered glass shards out of your dick into space
>>224096787Can't remember if it was the first one or second, but when the guard wished "He'd just go away" and actually beat him for a bitThat was kino
>>224098210NOOOOOOMY PRECIOUS COCK
>Total Nigger Deathwhat would the Djinn unironically do?
>>224098418>"mmmm pretty based. OK, that one is a freebie, wish again."
>>224096787
>>224097168Granted but your only power is to make your head weigh a thousand pounds
>>224096787I have no wishes, man. Basically everything I wanted I've achieved.
>>224098418You descend from a fossil found in Africa . Basically everyone is some small percentage African., therefore he gets to kill Mostly if not everyone
>>224098858can i have some?
>>224098890Disproven hypothesis you dumb Jamal.
>>224099023He can kill a lot with that phrasing of wish is all I meant. If you're ancestors ever raped slaves your still in trouble
>>224097011There's more than 1 Nikki Freeman in the world and a few of them might even be guys
>>224099231Your terms are acceptable
I wish I was her
>>224096787i wish djinns were getting ass raped 24/7
>>224100073Granted, but im into that.
I wish that everyone went to hell no matter what.
>>224098813He said plural, dipshit.
>>224100938OK your second wish is to make your head bigger
>>224100002You mean you wish you were her bf
>i wish I was currently a biological woman
>>224096787>I wish you were my noncon subby bottom bitch boy for all of eternityLet’s see you grant that one, fag
>>224100002grantedyou were her but now you're you
>>224101600YOU BASTARRRRRRRRD!
>>224096787I wish that you will not grant this wish.Good luck trying to fuck up a paradox you treacherous shit.
>>224100886granted, but people can eventually atone for their sins and ascend to heaven
>>224098455>I want every Indian on the planet to participate in the BMX pain olympics>stream it HD to everyones eyeballs
>>224100002haha anon you made a funny typo and forgot to say "with"
>>224096787I wish my short story came true (in it I get 100 different wishes flawlessly granted)
>>224102071>he just ignores the wish and keeps badgering you and murdering people around you till you give him a real wishNow what, faggot?
>>224102617>he just ignores the wishHe can't ignore any wish unless it is something that's impossible for him to do, like make someone love him for who he really is. There was also that time a bouncer wished for him to walk away, and he granted it, even though he needed to get through the door.
>>224102537Granted, but because it's a short story, you only have 5 seconds to use your wishes. And that was 4 seconds ago.
>>224096787I wish you had tastebuds inside your colon
>>224100002That's gotta put dents in the hood
