It's an UGLY franchise, a WOKE franchise!
Everything about Harry Potter has sucked since Half Blood Prince (the book)Caring about this is like manchildren pissing and shitting their pants over a Michael Bay movie in 07'
>Monetarus Inflatus!
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>>224097765Modern HP needs to reflect the current British dystopia. If you showed people something bright, shiny, and hopeful... they might begin to YEARN. And we know were yearning leads, very impolitically-correct places. Under no circumstances can the backward (white) youth be shown that England was better in any at 25 years ago.
>>224097765whats the issue?
>>224098465Look, I actually like Heinz Beanz in tomato water, but what you're comparing is a whole pan of beans probably slow-cooked in lard & onions, not to mention the whole loaf of bread and a half-gallon of beer.
>How can we do our best to defeat the point?
>>224098423HP was about a kid escaping his shitty normal life into an amazing magical world. Every kid reading/watching lives vicariously through him. Having Hogwarts reflect shitty reality misses the entire point.
>>224098612>Having Hogwarts reflect shitty reality misses the entire point.Don't tell me, tell the showrunners. I'm sure British kids would love a magical fantasy world where they aren't awakened each day by the "muslim call to prayer" and have to run to school through sewers like rats to avoid the rape gangs, and all of their peers speak in an african patois that makes even the chavs of yesterday look dignified.
>>224097765who the FUCK is that? that's not Daniel Radcliffe
>>224098809That's his stunt double, Raniel Dadcliffe
>amerifats notice food changes before the reboot is even out
>>224097765a lot of schools lost government funding
>>224097765They don't do a feast for every meal you idiot.
>>224099236>After seeing the bounteous repast, Harry climbed atop the table and screeched, "I'll take the lot!", calmly.>The dining hall grew silent in shock.>Headmaster Dumbledore looked at Harry, homosexually, before saying: "Now Mr Potter, I know you're new here, but it is the custom at Hogwarts for all the share in the...">"Shut up, old man!" Harry shouted, interrupting him. "I've got more gold than all of you combined. What are you gonna do, Avadra Kedavra me? Not even Voldemort could manage that.">Dumbledore paused and looked at Harry inquisitively, stroking his cock, before loudly pushing back his chair, and stretched his legs out of the hall in defeat.>"That's right, you plebian poors. I'm Harry Potter! I'm Harry Fucking Potter!" the young wizard bellowed, calmly, as he rolled around in a pile of fried chicken legs.>Not since the sweets incident on the train had Harry felt so much power.
>>224097765Capitalism
>>224097765bottom image is fake you fucking idiots
THESE WIZZAS ARE EATIN' BEANS
the toys for this are going to be so shit.
