foids, are you ok?
>that one man with the red sweaterYou can tell he's different. A bit of a bad boy and rebel.
>>224136414Why don't they have blacks or latinos as the leading men? They're Christian too.
Yeah, I'm all for hating women but it's not like the majority of men are not dumb fucks who watch sportsball and anime shows and subhuman shit like that.
>>224136438hallmark isnt christian its midwestern, great american family is slightly more christian but then angel i think is the peak now.
>>224136438white women are the target audience and despite the internet's best efforts to convince you otherwise, white women tend to be the most racially loyal
>>224136445I hate to break it to ya bud, but all these movies are written and produced by a couple of jews.
>>224136571nah, theres an army of shitters throwing scripts at hallmark and they spin up one shot production companies all over.
>>224136414>From the producers of Farscape: the Peacekeeper Wars
>>224136449>muh dating statistics from 2009this is cope
>>224136414Has anyone actually seen these? What compelling stories could there possibly be to justify this kind of movie?>Damn, the flight's delayed. I have to drive cross country to prove I love my family.>Damn, she's still mad at me for being drunk at Thanksgiving. I have to not act like an ass and/or she needs to learn the value of lightening up.>Damn, my wardrobe is devoid of red and green. I need to run to the store and buy red and green clothing so we look like Christmas.Not to mention, I'm willing to bet money that a lot of the husband actors are gay.
>>224136443>Yeah, I'm all for hating womensaar
>>224136732i haven't seen those specific ones, they're mostly adequate and an excuse for cute girls to pander to the audience. even in the murder mysteries, of which hallmark has 99% monopoly, ALWAYS have a romance B plot. also do not kid yourself, all actors are at least bisexual. it's theater.
>>224136438>Why don't they have blacks or latinos as the leading men?The goal is to appeal to white women.
>>224136732My parents watch a shitload of them every year. Pretty sure they’re all made in Canada and occasionally I recognize now 40-something lead actresses who were somewhat well known back in the early 00s.
>>224136422interesting that's the only one where he's on the rightRed is always on the right.
>>224136414Gryffindor and Slytherin colors! It's happening!
oh found one i've seen without the red and green
you could say red and green are a hallmark of these kinds of movies
My boy Vinnie Chase fell on hard times.
>>224136761Simping for foids is the most Indian thing in the world right after getting hit by trains.
this is an old one from '08 and it features tom arnold falling off the wagon after he got in some car accident? and was on pain meds.
>>224137117Best pokémon games too
>>224137119It’s White Christmas meets Elvis, BOOM
any good parodies, porn or otherwise?
>>224136449>>224136797White women have always been the primary target of clown world "representation". The shit the "represented" demographics want is propaganda reinforcing their concept of their social status as an injustice and reinforce their hatred of the "system" that relegated then to that status (which is usually just shown as killing white villains). White women want this, too, but they also eat up anything that enables their performative empathy.
>>224137241not in the midwest, thats city slicker thinking
>>224137189This looks like the start of a swinger party
>>224137383not far off, iirc it is a swap movie except one of the guys is too busy with his high flying city boy lifestyle to be in a relationship til he discovers small town charms.
>>224137098At a quick glance I thought that was Tobey Maguire.
>>224136414Imagine watching this, when you don't have a boyfriend and feel lonely. Do foids love torturing themselves or something?
>>224136608Fuck off Schlomo, the Overton window has shifted.
>>224137860
this woman has bangin titties you can seen them on werewolf movie
>>224136443The anime are all very different though, even the isekai stuff at least pretends to have a real gimmick for a few episodes, it's the saminess of women's b movie romance that disturbs people. Books aren't much better, same few ideas and settings on repeat, in many cases the same thing on repeat from the same author.
>>224137860foids are obsessed with the fantasy of being with some high status rich man, not being with an actual man
>>224137860If you can watch a waifu anime and feel better they can watch this and feel better.
>>224138078theyre not all rich or particularly high status because the small town fantasy is strong too. all over 6 feet of course.
>>224136414Most of these are boring slop that have nothing new in them, but there are a few actually good comfy ones. Inoffensive and underrated I would argue.t. straight man whose mom watches hallmark and lifetime in her leisure time
>>224136414These are the american equivalent of mexican and indian moves that are just for grandmas to fantasise about grandaughter not being so proudly and accepting her role beside a man. Absolute boomer propaganda.
>>224136414That one where that chick fucked a snowman last year was pretty cool
>>224136438Great point Rabbi, now get uhhhh2 foreskins, extra bloody
>>224136414>Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Moviehold up
>>224136422Powerful
>>224138628First time seeing a novelization of a movie?
>>224136414I would think this was AI slop if it weren't for the fact I've seen it reposted for the past 10 years
This one has Summer Glau as a cute Santa's elf.
>>224136438>Why don't they have blacks or latinos as the leading men? They're Christian too.They do, but those movies are targeting black and latino women
>>224136414Don't act like dumb NPCs don't do the same shit, watching thousands of hours of "sports" that can be condensed to about 20 minutes of highlights
>>224137067Redhead is my choice but who is chris?
>>224136414They yearn for this world that doesn’t exist anymore. Who has time for cute Christmas adventures working 3 jobs apiece living paycheck to paycheck?
>>224138058There glows the neighborhood is so witty/ witty. Is there a Christmas lights competition where they both end in a tie? Or do they both lose but dont care because they have each other?
>Stuck watching these with gf (female) family over the holidays last year>It was cozyChristmas as a holiday really does something to you because a majority of them weren't bad at all.
>>224139025Asking the hard hitting questions.
>>224139025I still yearn for the Christmases of the 90s. But yearning can become part of the problem. Now I realise the solution comes in the form of death and destruction
>>224138992Odds on this poster being genuinely retarded?
>>224139068Its all the commercial from. Whenni was a kid. The coca cola polar bear commercials lull me into the past.
>>224136438They do in some of them. My dad eats this sappy shit up. Last year we were watching one and there was this light skinned black guy stuck at this empty ski resort right at christmas with this white lady. There was a snowstorm or zombie outbreak or some shit that explained why they and the staff were the only ones there. He was successful and he was her boss or client or something and she starts falling for him. He's sensitive, he's well groomed, he has soft hands, he has a light voice, he appreciates art, the dude's got some sugar in the tank and she's trying to win him over. I think I kind of pissed my dad off because he would say something fruity and I'd say, "heh, gay."
>>224137383"We saw you from across the Christmas party and we really dig your vibe"
>>224137230Jeets wouldn't understand the reference and modern porn stars have way too many tattoos to play these roles anyway.Hallmark movies with actual sex does seem like it could be a viable business, though
>>224137230>any good parodies, porn or otherwise?I gen a lot of stuff with the Hallmark Christmas imagery themes (mom wearing a green choker, etc.)
>>224138938is there any nudity?
>>224136438They've been doing at least one of these movies a week for decades at this point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hallmark_Channel_Original_MoviesGo look up the leads in the most viewed ones.I remember lefties were having melties over these movies years ago, demanding more blacks and gays in them. Hallmark obliged, with the first gay movie drawing the lowest ratings of that season.
>>224138043perfect casting for android 18
>>224136414eh, our equivalent is B list action movies
>>224139974Anna Sophia robb or st. Peach.
>>224136414>Hallmark channelMy mom and dad used to watch it constantly every Christmas. Then around 2020 they were forced to take a negro DEI-hire CEO who in turn made everything Black and gay while being very sneaky with de-emphasizing Christmas as a Christian Holiday. Their TV hasn't been on that channel ever since.
>>224140200I don’t know what you’re talking about because every movie they show is all white people. At least from what I’ve seen in passing at my parents’ house.
>>224136438Sounds like you want... A Fireman for Christmas (bottom right).
>>224140200This whole post is a straight up lie.
>>224140228In 2020 that's not true. It was fags and negroes everywhere. She almost crashed the network in a very short time with her DEI shit.
>>224136438Groids and wetbacks are hideous.
>>224140284Are your parents openly racist?
>>224136438And why no Indian or Asian man ba saar? White american woman love Indian man ba saar.... show me poosi u so beautiful want 2 lick bobs
>>224140277It isn't. They shitcanned the white guy who created this genre because of outsider pressure. Hallmark ran a commercial with a lesbian couple. The fundies in their audience seethed. Hallmark then pulled the ad, which caused a left-wing shitstorm that forced them to apologize and their CEO to resign weeks later. He now runs their closest direct competitor.This was in 2020, the year of St. Floyd, so his replacement at Hallmark was a black woman. She immediately took to adding more blacks, browns and gays to their movies, then resigned in 2023 because that was not it.
>>224136414All the Lacey Chabert Hallmark movies are great. She's an underrated actress.
>>224140471They pretty quickly realized who their actual audience is I guess.
>>224136414>>224137117>>224140266If there's ever been an application for AI generated movie, this is it... hundreds or even thousands nearly indistinguishable holiday foidslop movies to build the model.... then Hallmark can fire everyone and run a never-ending 24/7 stream of new movies for 2 months every year.
>>224136414There is literally nothing preventing foids from getting the husbands of their dreams.
>>224138084This. Are weebs really going to criticize Hallmark movies with a straight face when there’s constant Malfoid threads shitting up the catalog?
>>224140343Are you a total cultural parasite who feels like you can't have anything unless you're stealing it from and replacing White people? Are you White man's luggage to be carried in everything because you refuse to stand on your own feet and come up with your own anything? Are you an invasive-species that can only destroy all what others built and accomplished, and justify it by blaming Whites for having anything that's not about you? Are you just an empty breeder that does nothing but overcrowd the fucking planet then blames the White man for your own people's failures? Are you a moral coward who deflects from your failures with "WHITE MAN RACIST?"Get your own ANYTHING and fuck off.
>>224137189Caprica Six and Billy reduced to Hallmark slop.
>>224140584lol okay drama queen
>>224140619You answered all questions with "yes."
>>224136732>Has anyone actually seen these?I was forced to listen to one while in hospital, the old foid in the bed next to me had it on . >>Smart and capable business woman is going to get outed from her powerful position by evil Chad . >>So she flees back to the small New England town she grew up in , and there standing is Brad, a man she knew from high school. He has not move from the spot the moment she left 20 years ago. He works part time at the general store and volunteers at the animal shelter and lives in a 20 room rambling Cape Cod style home that is furnished right out of Better Homes and Gardens and invites her to some herbal tea to talk about her problems ( are you sure he's not gay ? ) She then runs in to all her old female friends, and they are all fit and good looking and capable like she is .... and Brad hasn't dated or had sex with any of them. >>She finds out the Town is going to cancel Christmas, then the Evil Chad show up and laughs menacingly or something, Brad emotionally supports her and she and the women go here and there talking to people to save Christmas . >>Brad says something emotional to her >>In the last five minutes she calls some rich guy in new york " on the board" and he fixes her business problem and sponsors the town's Christmas and decides to stay with Gay Brad -- or he is Norman Bates ..Women know the cost of nothing , Part time salary -- Giant home !! -- Oh and of course everyone has the time to drop everything to help her, who just showed up from 20 years ago . It's like women are rainman
>>224140343nta but I never heard my mom say the nigger word until the Floyd Riots and now she says it all the time.
>>224136438*nervous laughter*
>>224140601Actually Caprica Six has been reduced to Onlyfans.
>>224140634I guess, but you’re still being zesty and over dramatic.
>>224140686Waaaaaay too late in the game for her.
>>224140729She's still attractive and has held up decently enough.
>>224140343my parents are extremely racist. i'm vietnamese btw.
I actually wrote a script about generic Christmas Hallmark movie that turns into surreal horror when protagonist realizes this is a movie with set script he tries to deviate from and logic starts to break.
>>224140515It was always a weird complaint to begin with. These movies have to be extremely cheap to make if Hallmark can do 52+ of them a year. What was preventing Oprah, Ellen, Tyler Perry or Ryan Murphy from making the "diverse" equivalents? No one beyond their accountants, I'd guess.It's hard to not think it was just lefties trying to flex their power over a company largely operating outside of their influence.Amusingly, western fujos are now a thing, so gay romance films weren't a completely terrible idea. They're just going to have to be for younger women fetishizing homosexuality rather than actual gay men.
>>224140779What was the prompt?
>>224140521It's cheaper to make these with real people than pay for an AI subscription.
>>224137940>the Overton window has shiftedyeah, to the left
>>224140343>Are your parents openly racist?Nope , all my racism comes fro noticing .
>>224138808this one looks interesting
>>224140806I wrote it myself years ago, even got some talks but it just fell apart.
>>224140471Yeah, those were some rough years for Hallmark.....
>>224140638I think it's funny that an aspect of these movies is always that the high-powered business woman in need of Christmas cheer goes back to her home town after living in the big city, and basically nothing has changed. The handsome jock from high school never got married, her friends from way back when didn't go on to their own adventures elsewhere, it's like everyone in town exists as a backdrop so that she can come back and pick up exactly where she left off. Maybe that's the ultimate female wish fulfillment, to be able to have your cake and eat it too in terms of lifestyle choices
>>224140906>Maybe that's the ultimate female wish fulfillment, to be able to have your cake and eat it too in terms of lifestyle choicesYes anon, literally everyone already knew this.
>>224140555Yes, the art I consume is objectively better.You asked that with a straight face didn't you? No shame?
>>224140826That's just because Israel is a dying brand (the left will still send billions to them, fell for it again, you think sodomites have morals? Jews just need to promise them little boys).
>>224141066No it isn’t. It’s the same girly fantasy shit.
>>224136414do any of them move billionairely across the room?
>>224141066>Totsuko is a high school student attending a Christian boarding school who possesses a unique form of synesthesia: she can see people's inner emotions and personalities as physical "colors". Captivated by the radiant color of a classmate named Kimi—who suddenly drops out of school—Totsuko tracks her down at a used bookstore. Along with Rui, a quiet music enthusiast they meet, the three form an amateur indie rock band and practice at an old church on a remote island, using music to navigate their personal struggles and form deep bonds.
>>224136414>Closeted guys don't roll up their sleevesNow I have another reason to show off my forearm tattoos
I love watching these shit films while getting drunk. It's a hoot.
>>224141346So that we know you're not closeted, but an out & proud homosexual faggot instead?
>>224141530Yeah that's my point
What is genuinely insane that these are essentially the same movie over and over and over again.
>>224141560OK, just wanted to make sure.... sexy....
>>224141283Sounds kino.
>>224140815
>>224141635Sounds faggy as fuck.
>>224141606>mpreg Megakino set in a ghetto...
>>224138043wow, they really are great
>>224141780This. Three teenage girls exploring each other? Miss me with that faggot shit.
>>224142785>actually bro it’s totally like porn it’s so hotNo it isn’t. It’s soft boy shit for faggy weebs.
>>224142860And just to clarify, I don’t care that you enjoy girly anime. Just don’t act like it’s a tier above female-centric Christmas romance movies from Hallmark. It isn’t.
the only hallmark kino I needed this year
For me, its early-40 years young female doctor moves to desolate Alaskan town and meets slight shock of grey among full head of hair 6'3" firefighter widower doomed to spending another holiday alone save for his ever-distant teenage daughter who hasn't left her room since her mother tragically died. Can doctor 40 is just 20 + wisdom fill the void left in his ever snowier life and heart, and what does the friendly portly mailman with the snow white beard have to do with their unlikely meeting? Hey, he kinda looks like... naw, can't be!Also everyone goes to the hardware store at like 6am for some reason.
>>224136438The irony is that hallmark isn't particularly Christian and a lot of its movies deliver highly antichristian stories>cheat on your big city fiance with some guy you went to high school with who works at a Christmas tree lot>Christmas isn't about gifts!!!! It's about getting dicked down by a guy you bumped into at the toy store.>my family is huge on Christmas, which is why we don't go to church, let alone mass, but we buy a lot of choochoo trains and shit
>>224142860You need manly and strong videos, huh? Ella hollywood with those euro guys is right for you.
Found this slop on TUBI
>>224143091See this is cope. You mischaracterized the show to make yourself sound better. Don’t do that, just own up to what you like.
>>224139031its kind of like the romance version of the game with michael douglas
>>224140601hallmark pays big for the name recognition, if you're a big enough star you get all the creative control and film in exotic locations and shit. basically paid vacation. if you're a less big star its off to toronto in winter for you.
>>224136438These movies are for white women who have reached the age when they're ready to settle down with a white Chad, not "adventurous" teens and twentysomethings who want to broadcast their progressivism and/or indulge their sexual fantasies by engaging in interracial relationships.
>>224143325>broadcast or indulgethe only motivation they have is attention, negative attention is just daddy issues every time.
I feel the Christmas spirit. So what if it's too early
>>224143325>These movies are for white women who have reached the age when they're ready to settle down with a white Chad...all of whom already married young, debt-free virgins without tattoos and probably have 3-4 kids.
>>224137140OH FUCK OFF TOM
>>224137383You need to leave.
>>224143390>virginsI’ve seen more chads reject girls for being virgins than anything. The guys who marry virgins are usually married to their highschool sweethearts and those guys aren’t usually chads they just locked in really early.
>>224138938Watched it,was good. Made me wanna get an alien/elf gf (never going to happen lol I deserve death)
>>224136414Hilarious how in this Christmas's is about being rich instead of giving generously.
>>224143902its not so much being rich its already having generational lower-middle-class powers.
>>224143902They're actually mostly about fucking.
>>224137860>it's not porn>just some instagram "model"fuck you buddy
Does anyone else find Hallmark terrifying. Like, imagine the type of person that would rather watch a hallmark movie over anything else. Imagine someone is exposed to actual movies and they STILL prefer to watch hallmark. They would have to have something missing as a human, they would probably appear to you like a reptilian. There's people out there in america wasting away in front of their tv watching this shit endlessly as their minds shrink into nothing
>>224144236>instagram model>not pornit's porn for guys who think paying for onlyfans makes them patrons of the arts
>>224136414Let them be, like it or not that's the last bastion of overwhelming wm/wf media. Also it puts food on the table for all those actors who were only side characters in popular and semi-popular tv shows.
>>224144474You're posting on /tv/ mate, you're no better
>>224144474nah, actual movies are worse than hallmark these days. hollywood is like the 3rd best film producing zone in the usa.
>>224144582There are enough movies made before 2015 to last you a lifetime
>>224144474This is like half of America. Women love the tropes and cliches of Hallmark movies the way guys love sports and war movie cliches. And every single Hallmark Christmas movie has turned more profit than every DCU-DECU flick.
>>224141259
>>224144594maybe so, hallmark's still better than a lot of them. they have their formula down tight. also i said way earlier that hallmark makes 99.9% of all mystery movies in the world somehow and there are significantly fewer than a lifetime's worth out already. also 80~% of romance for the ladies likewise.
>>224136438There are nigger ones. I haven't seen a spic one or a gook one yet but why not? Every movie is the same, the magic of Christmas and love is encapsulated by a tree ornament that an old person sold them on.
>>224144645remember that hallmark is a greeting card company, they dont sell trinkets
>>224136414I hate Christmas bros
>>224144236porn is tasteless and cringeif I had my way all hardcore porn would be illegal
>>224136422he’s literally me….
>>224144742ah Dr. Vampire Werewolf Rapist, MBS, we were waiting for you
>>224144236What's the difference?
>>224137860>For the last time.. WHERE. ARE. MY. POKEMONS.
>>224144900Instagram doesn't allow nudity
>>224136438shocking but women all want either white men or asian men, even brown women and black women.
>>224137860Incels love romance anime and VNs. It’s the same emotional masochism.
>>224144997>
>>224138043Kek. I knew you were talking about the David Hayter movie without even knowing who this was
>>224145001it's escapism
>>224145001you're pathology
>>224136414Why are there never any hallmark movies featuring a wmaf pairing? They're so blatantly racist towards actually attractive women
There was this one where the guy was neighbor with a girl for 2 decadesThey were close when they were kids but drifted a bit and now suddenly that girl got famous or something, he didn't know at once but another girl told her about it He was all depressed about it but the girl who was calling him about it said that she's still here and he can move on
>>224144670Have you tried eggnog with cinnamon? Or something extra? Might make the holiday pass by quicker. What dont you like about it?
>>224138992You need to get Chris'd before all that.
>>224136414Is this Quiet Man Saves the President or Boats?
>>224145784Have you guys tried George Washington's famous eggnog recipe? Eggnogs, and nogs generally, were considered pretty uncivilized in those days. The color was wrong, and the smell was often offputting. But George Washington, well, he got his nogs under control. He really whipped them into shape (with a whisk). You could say he was truly a master of nogs. When it came to nogs, George Washington owned them.
>>224145488but bug girls are ugly
>>224137798Toby is busy at the moment
>>224143173I feel like Pierce Brosnan would have a heart attack seeing this poster, Jesus she lost a lot of weight
>>224147525it's ok, jack bauer force feeds her foie gras and gets the codes in the end
>>224147390Gross
>Action movie where a rogue cop follows a dangerous criminal who's hiding out in one of these films and has to deal with all the story beats as he tries to catch the crook.
>>224137860i can relate
>>224140515I thought BlackRock was everyone's audience? BlackRock doesn't fund Hallmark?
I found a couple hallmark movies that were actually somewhat tolerable. The trick is having a ton of spiked eggnog, self inserting as the male lead, and taking a shot whenever a "wopman moment" happens
>>224143173>A washed-up Hollywood action hero is tricked into starring in a small English town’s chaotic Christmas pantomimepoetry
>>224149168blackrock/vanguard/state street own a little bit of everything on the public markets, kinda. Like technically the people who buy the funds do, but fund managers vote on their behalf. Either way Hallmark is privately held, so they don't
>>224143902Most of these movies divorce Christmas entirely from its religious meaning and just treat it as a winter holiday.
>>224149540just like 99% of people do
>>224148235SNOOT!
>>224136414Chuds are jerking off to fantasies of Trans Malfoy, so I guess they're doing okay.
>>224138938How the mighty has fallen
>>224149540not all of them but even plenty of religious people (correctly) separate it into two holidays(sic)
>>224136414This is literally the most wholesome stuff ever. How is this even a problem?>>224136438I mean honestly? It's just not the vibe. Not racist. Ok maybe a little lol.>>224136422>>224144742Ean is more sensitive and adventurous. He's not very rebellious though.
>>224144474I watch these every year when I visit my family. They're pretty relaxing and light hearted. Like can you actually describe what the problem is?Everyone who complains about Hallmark movies starts to embody the "subverting your expectations" meme and they don't even realize.
>>224138938Has Chris D. Vanne leaked her nudes yet?
>>224140826DemocRATs didn't win, the Repubs merely lost.
winnie cooper was cutest girl on hallmark for a while but she jumped to great american family and i haven't seen anything she did in a while. i dont yet know whether to separate the two channels in my collection or combine them.
i find these type of movies cozy and comforting in their wholesomeness and simple melodramaness
>>224137119I hope they found a role for Johnny.
>>224140619That other poster raped you brownoid, just kill yourself there's no coming back from that izzat loss.
>>224148235fang my beloved
>>224136414there's a segment in The History of Concrete doc where the guy goes to a workshop on how to write and sell a Hallmark movie, very grim to say the least
>>224150834they even have cute girls giving their seminars, what a superior life that is to a channer.
>>224136414My aunt watches shit like this all the time, what's the appeal?
>>224136414they even have spin-offs
>>224150887simple competently made genre slop starring cute girls in nice settings. if you need an entry point i highly recommend the mysteries. some of them like picrel are just good TV movies compared to anyone.
>>224138992Me, I'm Chris.Who else Chris here?I once had a history class of 25 students, 4 of which were named Chris, which is like 17% of the class.
If I had to be an actor I'd unironically rather star in movies like this.
>>224136414You're telling me these are all actual movies?it looks like when you generate AI slop and it spits out a bunch of variations.
>>224150834>akshually if you make a positive movie it's grim because that means the people watching this need positivity>no you can't just like movies about nice people having a nice life
>>224137117Im going to binge watch all of these movies for research purposes.
>>224151450I can already foresee the video essays of the future>They had SLOP before AI?!?>Hilarious pre-2025 movies that look like AI slop but are real
>>224150272This >>224140584 post has major theatre kid energy.
>>224150915This is just 8 Crazy Nights but Adam Sandler is addicted to cocaine, isn't it?
it's not the gender problem, it's the normals. 95% of "humanity" is cattle.
>>224136449>>224137241Oh, what was that /tv/? Hallmark doesn't have interracial couples? Well look what I just found in their 2026 lineup. Looks like they've "gone woke"
>>224136571and? are you trying to claim there aren't jews in the midwest
>>224137798It's like if Hugh Jackman and Tobey had a son.
>>224137119 Is that Reece Wetherspoons?
>>224138808Merry XXXmas
hot frosty sounds like some sort of vile sex act and I want to give one to lacey chabert.
>>224152305It looks like he's copping a feel
>>224143034Kino
>>224152305>hot frosty sounds like some sort of vile sex actSounds like if you shoved ice cubes up a woman's ass and gave her a chocolate enema.
>>224143034I prefer a busy working woman in the big city who is forced to spend Christmas in her small hometown, only to learn that her high school platonic best friend is now a hot widower with a great and profitable hobby and a child that instantly loves her as a maternal figure and after an act two career shocker involving a busy-get-it-together boss and concession that he really wanted to take her to the Prom but was too embarrassed to ask because they were nerds and his wife who died of a tragic but brief and unmentioned illness was the only one he loved as much as he loved her and they kiss and the kid is happy about it and she moves back to her hometown to do her busy city girl job at a slow small town pace in a cute old building while monetizing her new husband's cute hobby.
WHY ARE YOU DISCUSSING CHRISTMAS YOU IDIOTSIT'S STILL HALLOWEEN, IT'S AUTUMNSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
>>224152349It's the film version of Thomas Kinkade
>>224136449From what I've seen, white women are usually race loyal unless she got knocked up or is on some liberal college bullshit. Never really seen a normal white woman with a non white man. She may have fucked one, but in terms of long standing relationships they stick to their own. If anything its white men who are race traitors. For every mudshark, there's atleast 5 white guys fucking and pining for Asian or Indian pussy and making children with them to boot.
>>224152526It’s over, bro. November is in full swing now.
>>224145054>Connor had seen her and fallen in love with her, but he knew of the tension between the packs, so he raped her. oh ok
>>224151806is that one of the mowrys? i thought they picked one of them up but i didnt see any of their shit.
>>224152526doesn't even matter, hallmark christmas season starts in summer
>>224136414I thought women wanted to be knotted by werewolves. Do the basic guys in these flicks actually appeal to women?
>>224136414boys like action moviesgirls like romance movies this was common sense before feminists tried to upheave that
>>224138012This guy gets it.>A little wine>turn on the Hallmark>some more cheeky wine>eat all the chocolate from five Advent calendars>back to the vino>oh look a new Hallmark is starting>wine? why not?>flick the bean, pass out>wake up at 2am>is this the same movie or did a new one start?>Crap, I need to get back to sleep, I have a busy day of sitting in front of a webcam and occasionally unmuting to say "yeah!">Better have some more wine....>and wow, this Hallmark has a black guy! Watch out bean, the forecast is snow with a chance of flicking!Now imagine two whole months of that.
>>224154223>I thought women wanted to be knotted by werewolves. Do the basic guys in these flicks actually appeal to women?Plot twist: they're all werewolves, except that one especially gay looking guy, who's a vampire.
>>224136608NOOOO SAAR THIS IS COPE SHE WANT BHARAT LION
>>224136414these movies but with a human male and female anthro
>>224143173>I was in 24, you know...
>>224149958Makes me think how Christmas became popular in Japan as well, in no small part due to Murkans. It has more of that Hallmark feel there, because Japs treat it more like we treat Valentines.
>>224154223Hallmark has them covered too. Hallmark GOT you, senpai.
>>224154605Actual effortposting?Mmmmmm dare I say... BASED?
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>>224138088From what I've been able to glean from my mom watching these the guy is always at least the heir apparent to some cutesy family business or otherwise successful in something lucrative. Are there any where the guy is just a rank and file mechanic or something along those lines?
>>224140471pretty good example of progressivism being shoved down are throats. A blatent admission that the point of ads is no longer to sell things but to force ideology. Like showing people what they want to see is problematic in the ENTERTAINMENT industry wtf
>>224155850Of course not anon, the women watching these are absolutely shameless.>A fat middle-aged hag with dried-up ovaries is suddenly being courted by 4 metrosexual chad-clones for some reason>Oh, and also Christmas btwA bit of advice, don't go any deeper on this subject with your mom.
>>224156198>>224136414Qrd on these movies? They look comfy and free of woke
>>224156263It's softcore porn for spinster wine aunts and disgruntled housewives. They use Christmas theming, because they're produced by a company that makes greeting cards and other "holiday" merch. Hallmark makes hundreds of these films with barely distinguishable cast & plots. They're aired on the Hallmark Channel between now and January. Your mom watches them and flicks the bean.
>>224156303>They're aired on the Hallmark Channel between now and January. Your mom watches them and flicks the bean.We ate not American, we have no idea what hallmark channel is
>>224136414Merritt Patterson
>>224154223The age of the women watching these things are probably 40 through 90. It's a down to earth fantasy, of easily getting a traditional tall handsome 30-40 guy who is super nice, with folksy wisdom, loyal, and easy to please. Then after she easily gets to have an idealistic upper middle class life with him. It's still fantasy, like the women pining for romantic old England where they get to be a rich girl and super rich tall handsome gentlemen in posh nice kind sophisticated society romance them and are so impressed that the main girl "read a book", "was nice to a servant", or "speaks her mind".
>>224136414Why do women watch this slop, it's just the same movie made 100 times
>>224154223>not entering your wife's/GF's room every full moon in a Werewolf suit and fucking her with your huge, engorged cock like a sock Obviously, it's not gonna work if your dick is smaller than the bare minimum, which is around 6,5'. It's the Shotgun Mouthwash for you, then.
>>224156854>entering your wife's/GF's room every full moon in a Werewolf suit and fucking her with your huge, engorged cockAnd they say romance is dead.
>>224136414Hallmark Channel is actually pretty succesful, they have a decent growth. Because they know their customer, they know what they want, and they give it to them.Other studios should do the same, find out who their customer is and give what the customer want.
>>224156198Yeah, if you want to keep a good image of your mom, don't talk about that kind of stuff. From the funny things I remember, my mom said that granny told her "a man should be just a little bit more good looking than the darkest, ugliest night". No, it wasn't about negroes, as we're Poorlish. I didn't think about it much back then, but today I understand what good ol' granny meant. A man needs to have that brutal, Chad look, be simple yet able to do everything the situation requires of him. That explained to me why I often see women married to men with less education on paper, but far more capable when it comes to daily life, various tasks and obviously with that sharp look.
>>224136414>The last refuge of straight White couples in media is "Hallmark" movies.Okay I kinda get why faggots like the one below is making their own romance slop now. >>224137064Stay in your containment thread.
>>224137067>Pentagram behind them >Two women wet for the incarnation of the DevilAre Satanic Romance stories mainstream now?
>>224138992That's me. Ask your girl about "Chris" - if you want to be jelly.
