What would you do in this situation?
Surf.
I'd sit there and listen.
>>224144054That cunt Marilyn Manson has a lot to answer for.
Start raping faster than Eminem
>>224144021It's always funny to me when the rabble in disaster flicks all sit in their idling cars honking their horns instead of driving off the road.Meanwhile in real life when the freeway is backed up because of an accident, people are driving all over the median like it's mad max time.
>>224144021you're telling me not a single person brought a boat with them?
>That guy sat on a fountain reading a newspaper while a tidal wave crashes into the city behind him
>>224144021Is this a Linkin Park video?
>>224144021Swim away
>>224144146Genius
My mates and I watched Mimi Leder's other major film, The Peacemaker, with George Clooney and Nicole Kidman. They joked that I was the "Clooney" character but none of them ever went so far as to elaborate, which kinda pissed me off because three of them are dead now.I liked to speculate that it was because I would be leering at Nicole in her swimsuit as she swam at the end, but that's probably just a stupid guess.
>>224144074Grandma I didn’t know you had a 4chan account
Honestly I’d probably not want to accept it’s over for me and think I have a chance of escape so probably pull onto the side road and gun it and hope and pray I can out drive the tsunami
>>224144383>hope and pray I can out drive the tsunamiIn a Ford Taurus.
>>224144406now leasing for 24k down, 12 year $82k
>>224144428Now THAT'S a Deep Impact ...on my credit score! Am I right ladies?
>>224144406If its good enough for robocop its good enough for you. In highschool me and my friend got in trouble when we popped the hubcaps off his mom's grey taurus so we could pretend we were robocops.
>>224144204unironically, what would happen if you just got into a proper diving outfit with oxygen mask and all? perhaps even strapping yourself to a dingy?
>>224144021Rub one out one last time.
>>224144482>what would happen if you just got into a proper diving outfit with oxygen mask and all?You get pounded flat by a mile high wall of water traveling at speed carrying all sorts of wreckage in its wake. Try a medium sized wave at the beach can bowl you over, now imagine that but a mile high traveling close to terminal velocity.
>>224144557Not to mention the undertow thats going to suck you to the bottom of the ocean.
>>224144557i'm built different, had a buddy spray me with a hose and i didn't budge an inch, water from that speed is like swimming in concrete
>>224144557what if I lie down inside a hole
>>224144021>"Roll 'em up."
>>224144644There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,There's a hole, there's a hole,There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.There's a fleck on the speck on the tailOn the frog on the bump on the branchOn the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,There's a fleck on the speck on the tailOn the frog on the bump On the branchOn the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,There's a fleck, there's a fleck,There's a fleck on the speck on the tailOn the frog on the bump on the branchOn the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,There's a hole, there's a hole,There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
>>224144021lol I'd just parry the wave xD
>>224144054Which is what no one else did.
>>224144021Literally just walk up the hill to safety LMAO like what even is this???
>>224144178>I'VE BECOME SO MOIST>I CAN FEEL IT
>>224144021Close all cars windows
>>224144021
>>224144557>terminal velocity Yes, the wave is traveling nearly as fast as the last time it went skydiving
>>224145410it's going as fast as it can go based on it's mass.
>>224146117You really should do some googling. There’s no excuse for this in the internet age.
>>224144021Grab my surf board and say "surfs up!"
>>224144021hold my breath
>WWYD>shows picture of you as a decayed corpse
