Carrie turns around in home room and asks you what your favorite book quote is. What do you say?
>>224148819Ugly freak
>>224148819“They is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. Women, whiskey, money, and niggers.”-- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian
>>224148819>"Run Dick, run.">- Dick and Jane, c. 1953
I say i don't read books so i can't provide her with a witty answer that might sparkle her interest in me, after which i go to the bathroom and cru thinking about my social awkwardness and inability to communicate like normal people do as i ponder the inevitability of spending the rest of my life alone.
>>224148819"lolita"
>>224148819Did you know I can recuse the princess in 13 frames?The NES had a hardware issue called the DPCM Bug, a hardware error existed that could drop a single bit when reading the button inputs. To work around this bug, the game reads button inputs in a loop until two consecutive inputs are the same. Normally inputs are read twice in a frame, but should the DPCM Bug happen, the inputs would be read 3 times. To exploit the workaround, we could press different buttons every time the inputs are polled. This would cause the input loop to happen as many times as we want.The Non Maskable Interrupt (NMI) happens at the start of V-Blank, and the programmable interrupt (IRQ) is set to fire just a few scanlines above that. If we’re still executing code inside the NMI when the IRQ fires, the wrong PRG banks are currently loaded for the IRQ code. Address $101 is used as an “IRQ Mode” to determine which branches to take inside the IRQ code. In this case, the IRQ Mode is 0x20, which expects Bank 0x18 to be loaded in, but the NMI was using bank 0x1A to make some various graphical updates so the IRQ jumps us to the wrong place! This leads to an RTS instruction, except we jumped here using an interrupt, which should use RTI to properly return. Because of this, the wrong bytes are pulled off the stack as a return address, which leads the program counter to address $0001.
>>224148819any gift you can't throw away is a trap- Tad Williams in one of the Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn books
>>224148819>>224148955>continues,visually excited,This part of RAM is filled with BRK instructions, which jumps to the programmable interrupt code. Every time this happens, since the IRQ Mode is still 0x20, the same problems occur. We enter the code as an interrupt, but exit the code with RTS, sending us back to $0001. This might sound like it’s an infinite loop, but luckily for us, the IRQ Mode is at address $101, which happens to be inside the stack! With each BRK leading to an RTS, the stack pointer is moving downwards 6 bytes. This will eventually reach the IRQ Mode, overwriting it with 0xB4. Now when the programmable interrupt is executed, it properly reaches an RTI instruction, so the stack pointer stops shifting around with every BRK, and we can continue to execute bytes after address $0001.The NMI continues to happen every frame, and the buttons we press during the NMI are stored at addresses $17, $18, $F5, $F6, $F7, and $F8. Through careful planning, these bytes are all we need to win the game.The goal is to reach the princess cutscene and then the credits. Jumping to the princess cutscene is surprisingly easy, though the credits are where the issues come in. Like the IRQ, the NMI has a byte that determines which branches the code should take. If the NMI Mode isn’t set to 0x20, the credits fail to load properly, resulting in a black screen. This has been demonstrated by Masterjun, who was able to load the princess cutscene in 13 frames. That run doesn’t meet the win condition unfortunately, as the credits fail to load.In order to win the game with the proper credits sequence, we need to meet 6 requirements.1. The $C000 bank needs to be 0x192. The $A000 bank needs to be 0x183. The PPU Control Register Copy (Address 0xFF) must be 0xA84. The Stack Pointer must be greater than 0x305. The NMI Mode (Address $100) must be 0x206. Jump to $B85AWould you like to come over tonight and see it?
>>224148819“All the variety, all the charm, all the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow.”—Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
>>224148819If you don’t understand without an explanation you won’t understand with one
>>224148819>He who would live must fight. He who doesn't wish to fight in this world, where permanent struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist.
>>224148819An old ghost story, "when hellen comes". It starts out innocent and cute and just goes into left field out of nowhere
something epic from dungeon crawler dave
>>224148971>what's a nes
>>224148819>quote Mein Kampf to her>she gets wet
>>224149077great quote
>>224148819>Chapter 1>The End>BOOOOOK.
>>224148819>"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.”"
I inform her that I am unable to read due to crippling dyslexia, but that the world of books has always fascinated me. I ask if she would be willing to read me her favorite excerpt so that I might enjoy it through her.
>>224148819ILL SKULLFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FREAK ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND GOUGE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT
>>224148819"War is conviction"
“Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”
Neuromancer probably. Maybe the crying of lot 49.
An awful memory bloomed there in the dark: his mother had taken him to the Boston Zoo, and he had been looking at a great big bird.It had the most beautiful feathers — red and purple and royal blue — that he had ever seen ... and the saddest eyes.He had asked his mother where the bird came from and when she said Africa he had understood it was doomed to die in the cage where it lived,far away from wherever God had meant it to be, and he cried and his mother bought him an ice-cream cone and for awhile he had stopped crying and then he remembered and started againand so she had taken him home, telling him as they rode the trolley back to Lynn that he was a bawl-baby and a sissy.Its feathers. Its eyes.Africa.That bird came from Africa.But you mustn't cry for that bird, Paulie, because after a while it forgot about how the veldt smelled at noonday, and the sounds of the wildebeests at the waterhole, and the high acidic smell of the ieka-ieka trees in the great clearing north of the Big road. After awhile it forgot the cerise color of the sun dying behind Kilimanjaro. After awhile it only knew the muddy, smogged-out sunsets of Boston, that was all it remembered and all it wanted to remember. After awhile it didn't want to go back anymore, and if someone took it back and set it free it would only crouch in one place, afraid and hurting and homesick in two unknown and terribly ineluctable directions until something came along and killed it.
>>224148819“I just tell you what happens; I don’t explain it.”
Eyes that were chilly, precise, unexpected marvels of calibration. Bombardier's eyes.
>>224148819I spill the spaghetti
I fucking wish I could go back to high school. Girls flirted with me all the time, but I had so much social anxiety that I did NOTHING and got nowhere
The girl with the greyhound was an assistant lighting director for a musical comedy about American history, and she kept her poor greyhound, who was named Lancer, in a one-room apartment fourteen feet wide and twenty-six feet long, and six flights of stairs above the street level. His entire life was devoted to unloading his excrement at the proper time and place. There were two proper places to put it: in the gutter outside the door seventy-two steps below, with the traffic whizzing by, or in a roasting pan, his mistress kept in front of the Westinghouse refrigerator.Lancer had a very small brain, but he must have suspected from time to time, just as Wayne Hoobler did, that some kind of terrible mistake had been made.
>>224148819He sympathized with the colored people in his precinct, and with colored people in general. But right now he was good and goddamned sick of them. All he wanted was to go home to his quiet house in Queens in a quiet white neighborhood and kiss his white wife and look in on his two sleeping white children and crawl into bed between two white sheets and go to hell to sleep.
"Doomsday is near. Die all, die merrily."--Hotspur, Henry IV, Part 1
>>224148955>>224148971can you beat battle toads
>>224150715neuromancer sucks it's about people going into a computer to queer aroundThat's when I realized cyberpunk was gay and not cool like FF7 and blade runner led me to believe
>>224148955>recuseRecuse the princess?Can you rescue her instead?
>>224148819Suck my dick - Ron Jeremy
>>224151103I'm 46 and still haunted by the easy balls I fumbled in hs
>>224148819"He unleashed a hideous weapon, wielding the knotted fleshy penis."
>>224151103It starts happening again pretty much the moment you turn 30
>>224148819“Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”― Adolf Hitler
>>224151490>There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self
>>224148819Better to reign in hell than service in heaven?Something like that
>>224148819I explain to her that books are a medium of the past and that manga is the future
>>224150715Have yet to read necromancer, did read snow crash and the diamond age. Loved them both. Crying is one of those that you see mentioned but never got around to reading it. I wonder if the series is going to do justice to neuromancer.
>>224151010Fantastic, where is it from?
>>224151086I remember stephen king describing roland's eyes as bombardier's eyes. Very cool series. In spite of it of everything, I love it still.
>>224150677Trevor?!
>a revolution is not a dinner party
>>224148819>jesus i don't know what to say
>>224148819>Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.Kurt Vonnegut, SlaughterHouse-Five
>>224151103>>224151170My book quote:>You are orphaned by the teenage loves you never had. - Michel Houllebecq, Whatever
>>224148819>"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul"
>>224151950this
>>224152226Neuromancer is really great imo I would highly recommend it. Gibson doesn't miss for me. Snow Crash was good too but I felt the ending was rather disappointing. Crying is not just a great literary work, but I think it can really hit home for people with certain personality types. It's ridiculously dense though and I feel like it can take a couple reads for you to fully appreciate it. AppleTV so far has been great so I'm optimistic about the show. The trailer looked good to me and William Gibson expressed that he was very pleased with it and had input.
>>224148858Cormac never met jeets or chinks apparently
Quoting a book is the most pretentious shit ever
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>>224152695Imagine a pajeet cowsaar in the wild west. His horse would be head-bobbing.
>>224148819I punch her in the face
>>224148819>I know not what may lie ahead, but whatever it may be, I'll go to it laughing Captain Ahab (Moby Dick)
>>224148819Four things can destroy the world: women, whiskey, money, and niggers
>You common cry of hoe! whose breath I hate>As reek o' the rotten fens, whose love I prize>As the dead carcasses of unburied men
>>224152269that's from Crime and Punishment
>>224154797The voice actor for the grand theft auto character, Trevor, despises that fans keep bringing up the new gta to him and he recommends dosteovsky to them.
>>224148819"AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A TENTACLE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!!"Circa 1800s or some shit, H.P. Lovecraft
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I'm honestly addicted to this lil cutie. Feels like something is missing from my life now.
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>>224152697It is never apropos to quote a book?
>>224151103Me too man wtf was i doing
>>224152697>having a good memory and being literate is the most pretentious shit ever
>>224148819I dunno, Ender's Game or Stranger In A Strange Land. I woulda been super nice to Carrie, because she looks super sweet and nice and I woulda been her Gay Bestie.
