>Mama im in love with a criminal>and this type of live isn't rational>(it's physical)
>>224154430>LOTR but for women
>>224154454It is so daring you can't help but respect it.
I liked the scene where Sauron resurrected as a disgusting black slug-monster and fed on an insect, a small animal, and finally a human to reconstitute himself. I bet women were turned on by that.
>>224154454I was going to have a laugh looking up rope's writers but nah. What the fuck happened to male writers, why are they making fangirly fanfictions.
>>224154430Cheesed to meet you
>>224154430You already have a spam thread for this garbage up, fuck off.
>>224154454>original movie>mainly about duty and about the idea that sometimes what is right needs to be done, and the hardship asked if you is not done at the behest of those who directly need it, but the forces of good that DO exist, even if they seem indifferent to the fate of life. I have no idea what the new series is about but it genuinely does seem like it's mainly about Galadriel trying to "live her best life", whatever that means.
>>224154503I'm part of the 1% of men who likes romance novels and erotica so I like the shipping unironically
>>224154674Yes, morons who hate tolkien's work are the audience for this.
>>224154645That's still basically what the show is about but it has more slice of life content. Haters gloss over the fact that it has many good moral moments, like when the black elf tells the boy to set aside revenge in a sympathetic and not preachy way
You made another season?
>>224154686Which part of Tolkien is your favorite the trolls bob fred and todd or whatever farting and picking their noses or the part where celebrian is gangraped by orcs?
>>224154636Morph, me and a block of cheese....the perfect date
>>224154694Bait, fuck off op
>>224154721>IT WAS ALWAYS STUPID AND BAD AND FOR WOMEN CHUDlol
Not only is this show ultra DEI woke, but it is genuinely terrible and boring.
>>224154783Its not bait you're just impressionable and listen to retard clickbait youtubers and their grievance mill. Most of the show is about teaching/learning moral lessons, like how you should put your duty to your people and your friendships ahead of your grudges or ambitions, and things like that. How in most cases if not all cases evil is not intrinsic to the individual but rather a quality in all people in different measures that some submit to more easily than others, but that the redeemable light of the creator exists in all things regardless of how much shadow might be present
>>224154694>the black elf
>>224154808Tolkien's work is definitional but imperfect, it has good parts and bad parts. The shit about him being a dog guy putting magical capeshit dogs into the stories is in my opinion extremely cringe. I don't like Krypto in superman and I don't like Huan or the eagles either.
>>224154826The irony of someone who actually wasted his time watching this garbage calling someone impressionable lmao, fuck off back to letterboxd
>>224154860He's cool, and the actor is pretty humble and introspective about the character.
>>224154627I thought they were going to be Wattpad teenage girls.Why are they writing glorified bad boy fanfiction
>>224154874If you haven't watched it then by definition you don't know what you're talking about and should stfu
>>224154430>tumblr romance slopI don't remember them being open about this being for women and the retarded during the first two seasons. Why the change?
>>224154430I took it upon myself to sit through both seasons some time ago. It was by far the most soulless slop I have ever seen, even beyond the Wheel of Time series. I think it's the basically unlimited budget. Limitations impose creativity, which is why Jackson succeeded in New Zealand.
>>224154430Can she fix him?
how has no exec pulled the plug on this disasterit's not like it's making money
>>224154894>I don't remember them being open about this being for women and the retarded during the first two seasons. Why the change?Artistic vision.
>>224155053>not wanting kinoIt is there between soulless slop and actual slam piece art. Rings of Power is a car crash I can't stop looking at.There would be beauty to it, if only they embraced wholeheartedly the depraved and absurd.I wanted a sex scene on the raft from Season 1. Galadriel's actress is so horny for Sauron that she'd let them film the real thing, if they asked. No need to act.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu9iLL5f4IIt is also weird how they are all in the same room (which looks like an apartment, not a studio) whenever they do an interview remotely. Then she keeps grabbing him when the interview is presential.I am sure they are having something.
i feel bad for the actors associated with this shiti know it's just a paycheck but the second hand embarassment is horribleand then they have to promote it and pretend it's great
>>224154877Actual shitskin or just retarded?
>>224155242The dude has the most>if only you knew how bad things really areface I've ever seen.And he is the star of the show, considering everyone just watches for the Sauron x Galadriel romance.
>>224155214>>224155265A dark mirror to the hero Frodo entering Mordor with fear with Sauron entering with hope is good actually, as is his evil eyes and inability to maintain his illusionary form when reverting to his base instincts.
>>224154889Nobody has watched this turd, rajesh.
>>224155242Imagine watching them fuck
>>224154430
>>224155280We already see lots of "high elf" type stuff so seeing a redneck elf who is more down to earth is cool, fuck you
>>224155293>as is his evil eyeslmao the same esl jeets have been making these threads since season one
>>224155314Lol>>224155327I'm not esl just lazy>>224155313Would be kino actually since she has a cute perky ass. They could even make it tastefully censored by having her wet hair cover her ass with her back facing the camera. His rugged hands on her plush hips giving them a little squeeze would be more than enough to soak panties around the world. The guy is objectively kinda hot and making normie rugged white guys sexy again would be a blessing to the world.
>>224155289>if only you knew how bad things really arehe probably thought he'd hit his big break, going big, finally made it, fame, money, etcinstead he reads the first script and holy shit i signed 5 years of this garbage
Tell me, where is Grand Elf? For I much desire to speak with him.
>>224155395Things are absolutely grim for an actor when Rings of Power is the big role of their career, and he needs to fuck with Morfydd Clark to keep any fan buzz going.She uses every opportunity to grope the dark lord, too.I am noticing.
>>224154894Hail Mary attempt to get money from foids at least. It may just work now that AO3 is down.
>>224154627They're delivering what Amazon asked
>>224155242>looks like an apartmentit's obviously a hotel room. you can tell by the locked door for adjoining rooms. I can't tell what chain it is but it's a very weird one, since it seems like a bed is freefloating in the middle of the room with the back towards the door
>>224155314>Frodo, wait. Did I ever tell you about my Second Age bad boy boyfriend Sauron? He was an exotic, 6-feet+ tall man incarnation of the Dark Lord of Mordor, a profane piece of depravity from the more civilized Second Age. This time when I got stuck on raft, he took me in every way a man can take a woman. It was ridiculous. By the time we had landed on the shores of the Myrish swamps, I was oozing his evil seed for he had filled my every Ring of Power. I am sure my daughter is his, because I never wore protection even when he offered, and Celeborn could never fill the void within me that the Dark Lord thrusted. I often provoked him into slapping me and spitting on my face, call me his immortal cumslut, then threaten to burn Middle-Earth to take me. It was ridiculous, Frodo, like a constant porno, you had to see it. And he was a good friend
>>224155591Actually a good story and would elevate the canon substantially
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
>>224154430Sauron CONFIRMED for TOPPING the whores and gay men!
>>224155766How can anyone hate a show that brought us this gem
>>224155314Top kek
>>224154430>>224154454Tolkien is rolling in his grave at Amazon's rapejob of his life's work.
>>224154993Nah, the massive budget is the reason I keep watching. Rangs is alright if taken as an audiovisual experience. I like to soak in the lavish visuals while listening to Bear McCreary's score. Middle-Earth looks great in this.
>>224155766Based.
>>224155943Are we really going to act like she didn't kamehameha sauron in the hobbit
>>224155984That was also shit though
>>224155591kino
>>224155984No one liked that either.
>>224156141So was her mentally talking to Frodo cucking her husband making him look like a dickless loser, also the implied romantic tension between her and Gandalf. She's been a YAS QUEEN SLAYYY slut for a long time.
>>224156378reddit is that way.
We're so back love triangle niggabros
>>224156628The generic skintone slop is admittedly a flaw of the show
>>224156628Offensively retarded show.
>>224156628>black elves
>>224156788Dark elves have been around for 50+ years
>>224156628Elves did not evolve. There weren't any furry monkey elves that were living in the treetops, there were no black elves in the savannah who became Africans. Elves are elves. They may look like Caucasians with pointy ears, but they are not.
>>224156858But they aren't African Elves.
>>224156875There are no black Elves in the books.
>>224156899Gosh, what happened in between??
>>224156628Is that a retarded hobbit?
>>224156875LOTR already promotes interracial with Arwen and Aragorn by casting Elrond as the racist father and overall bad guy of the love story so I don't really see how adding dark elves is a bridge too far
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>>224156959kek, yes. But would these pre-historic people really keep their retards alive to be a constant drain on their scarce resources? Most mongoloids require medication as well and usually don't get old, especially not in Middle Earth
>>224154430whatever happened to the iranian actress? She's just gone.
>>224156934>Some people did something.
>>224156858WE WUZ DARK ELVZ 'N SHIET
>>224157011Dodged a bullet, just like the evil Elf orc commander in season 1. They saw the rewies, they saw the mockery.
>>224157024Dumb idea considering Adar (evil elf) was one of the high points almost everyone said was good
>Make a series to subvert another IP for the cause of Is--Liberal Woke values>Ram as much forced Woke features into it>Neglect anything else>Make a series so bad it unironically memory-holes itself while it's still technically in productionWhat did they mean by this?They could have kept like a third of the Woke politics in, spent a little more time on the actual production, and maybe have had far more lasting cultural impact. I'm a massive right wing chud and Tolkien nerd and they could have kept me coping about this for years.The problem with Liberals is they get so greedy they blow their own attempts to ruin everything for me.
