If I was Fred I would bang Velma senseless and force Shaggy and Scooby to watch
thanks raj, very cool
Daphne is better.
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>>224157002>lana del rey album Yeah she fucks
If I was Fred, I would sell the talking dog to a circus and start a career in real estate
>>224157002Kinda weird how Daphne hasn't been the hot one since the original cartoon.
>>224157020lol
>>224157002Scooby is looking at something entirely different.
>>224157079Of course, dogs wouldn't be enticed by tits being flashed at them.
>>224157020I am your Raj, serf
>>224157002>BOING
>>224157002>I need a MAN (and a dog for some reason) to watch me FUCK a womankinda gay desu
>lust provoking image>fantasy blog bonusah hell yeah it's a jeet thread, bros
>>224157246>let’s make a show that’s R Rated in every way EXCEPT show actual nudity
>>224157159I don't need them to watch me fuck a woman I WANT them to watch
>>224157208If I was a jeet I'd be shitting outside your house everyday
I'd do what no one else did and fuck Scoobbecause I'm a good fucking person
>>224157383>If
>>224157002Everyone thought velma was a boring dyke untill sexy kinda cardelini came along and changed everything
Scooby has the biggest dick of them all, why would she go for blonde tiny penis Fred?
>>224157700>Scooby has the biggest dick of them all,
>>224157002why are white woman like this?
if i was shaggy id bang velma and force her to suck scooby reeheeheeheehee
>>224157020Self inserter is mad
>>224157002>I'll never sink my fat 9 inch cock into her vicegrip tight cunny after she bends over to look for her glassesI...I can't do it anymore. Why is my life an empty meaningless shadow devoid of thicc hot bitches.
>>224157002If I was Fred Id let Shaggy top me because why else would I let this smelly hobo and his mutt in my Mystery/Sex Machine? Fred was a fucking fairy and had to cope by running around wasting all his fag energy on "mysteries"
>>224157070The same thot revisionism that leads to so much confusion amongst younger users on what is, definitively, a Rei board on a Rei website.
>>224157002Which one is Fred again?
>>224157002Shaggy is for Daphne
>>224157246why is velma a nigger?
>>224159438Worse, she's a jeeta
>>224159487Worse worse, she's Mindy Kaling's self-insert.
>>224157070On-model Velma is not attractive. I can’t remember Velma being pushed as “hot” until the 2000’s nerd trend, and then it was sexy cosplay and off-model art. The 2002 movie actress had much to do with it, so blame James Gunn.
>>224159624She always had a sexy body just an ugly face. It's odder that she was ever associated with being fat
>>224159624I remembered people in the 90s on message boards saying they thought Velma was hot because she had bigger tits than Daphne. Velma was definitely pushed way more in the 00s and onwards though
>>224157062>Nintendo Switchshe has already had at least one child have fun with her ripped apart, cavernous vagina
>>224157002Velma is the type of a whore that fucks all good looking guys, while she keeps up the appearance of a bookworm, timid girl to all those she doesn't find sexually attractive. Shaggy is a good man, but is too much of a lanklet scaredycat, which is enough to cause a chronic ick aura. He probably wanks alone or charges his crystal together with Scooby.
>>224160111Shut up retard no she didn't
>>224160215You xan keep being a dipshit all you want. Even in the 70s she had a bod
>>224160125scooby will be pushed next.velma was a deliberately ugly character, designed to be unattractive.freaks "prefer" her because they can't even fantasise about being near daphne.velma has no tits in the real cartoon, she just wears a baggy stinking sweater
>>224157680>I've got your Scooby Snack right here, Scoobs! *pulls down his pants to reveal a 8 inch, coke can thick dick*
>>224160188?It's way more likely that she livestreams on twitch "playing" shitty games while simps shower her with money.
>>224160213
>>224160351Thats just daphne with glasses.
>>224157002Come on, Scooby-Doo! Where are you? We've got some work to do now...
>>224158012Why do so many shitskins hang out on 4chan?
>>224157002It’s weird that a dog and a stoner are in your sexual fantasies
ME TOO
>>224157117You are my Uber driver, at least 3 times last month. Never tipped btw lol
>>224160445are you winning, MAGA?
>>224157020
>>224157062More like sucks
I like big butts
>>224157020Timmy is mad that a man has heterosexual thoughts and isn't thinking about lgbt desires
>>224161499indians aren't men
>>224157002what is the source of this image?
>>224161510Your women disagree
