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who was your first /tv/ fap?
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A /mu/ fap as well I guess.
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>>224163414
That's more /co/ innit?
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>>224163414
Your mom
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>>224163414
Mikey finna bouta go Turtle on that shi
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>>224163461
Too americanized. I like her quirky look and videos from 80s
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>>224163414
The giant girl from gullivers travels I was like 12 at the time
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>>224163569
Yeah this was good, I thought she was fucking that old white man it first it made me fap
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>>224163754
So many redhead hotties as a kid in the 90s. I had the hots for Jane Jettson then April, Jessica Rabbit, Ariel
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Jessica Biel in Summer Catch
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>>224163845
And they've all been muttified in the last decade. But nah its just nostalgia goggles.
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>>224163414
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I distinctly remember getting my first boner at six years old while watching this scene
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>>224163917
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>>224164014
Based
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>>224163882
>Holli Would is a gorgeous cartoon character
>somehow make prime Kim Basinger look like a greasy pig
Ralph Bakshi wasnt very good with live action
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>>224163414
godfather when he bangs his sister's bridesmaid
so james caan I guess lmao.
also kate winslet
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>>224164039
The Godfather novel has some cool stuff which wasnt in the movie. But holy shit the subplot about the bridesmaid having a canyon pussy was retarded
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>>224163472
it's a cartoon not a comic book you dunce
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>>224164014
kek
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>>224164038
Did she really look that bad in the movie? It's been ages since I've seen it.
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>>224164014
>>224164033
Hello my Rogue fellas
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>>224163461
Based
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>>224164226
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>>224163925
i think i see a nipple
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>not fapping to your teachers like a normal person
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>>224164172
To be honest its been ages for me as well I just remember that being the only take away from it. Wasn't a 2D vs 3D moment cuz I knew Basinger was beautiful but she looked like shit in the film
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>>224164090
yeah dude puzo put that whole thing about the gynocologist banging her and discovering sonny had broke her twat or something
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>>224163414
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>>224164393
My favourite part of inept Puzo writing was in The Last Don where he had no understanding of how to say someone or something in Hollywood was successful other than saying they won an Acadamy Award. So like every single actor character or director or producer had at least one Oscar.
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>>224164214
How do you even put something like that on?
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>>224163461
She's done /tv/
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>>224164372
Looking over some screencaps, it doesn't look THAT bad.
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>>224164560
>12-inch armpits
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>>224163414
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Some of you nibbas aren't being honest.
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>>224163925
Masterbating to scrambled porn was the best. You would turn it on and you'd start jerking it while looking over you shoulder to see if you jear your parents foot steps. Then for that one glorious moment, where the picture is almost perfect and you hear the orgasm clearly but you quickly go for the mute button and then you sat in silence and you'd just wait to see if anyone in the house heard. You are sitting there quietly with your pants down, your scared, horny and excited. Man scrambled porn was the best.
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>>224164676
The trick was mastering the art of the "prev. channel" button.
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the boob carwashing scene was the sexual awakening for my 9-10? yo mind
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>>224164214
jesus fucking christ
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>>224164824
Was it rape though?
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>>224164896
She didn't immediately give me a boner but was for sure the first character I thought about being in love with.
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>>224163461
For me, it was Cathy Dennis. I was not prepared to get triple tapped by redhead + bodysuit + boob window fetishes.
(She also wrote Can't Get You Out Of My Head and some of Kylie's other songs)
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>>224164733
fridge
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>>224165387
looks like a tranny
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>>224165485
I happen to love a good fridge body.
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>>224164542
I haven't thought about it
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>>224163414
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal
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>>224163414
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>>224164542
neck hole
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>>224164794
was that blasphemy so necessary? Honestly, a dozen curse words you could have used, but instead use a name like Jesus as a curse word. It's like shitting on your expensive dinner plate instead of a toilet.
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>>224164014
THIS ONES FOR YOUR MORPH
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>>224165852
jesus FUCKING christ what a faggot
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>>224166236
kek
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>>224163534
Honest question.
Is it still pedophilia if she's a giant.
I don't care if she's literally 12, she's a giant she can literally just smoosh you. There's no way any sane mind can see the power dynamics as being in your favor.
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>>224166236
>>224164794
Repent or stay in your hell.
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>>224164952
>>224164896
How many furried out because of this movie?
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>>224163414
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>>224166529
Society dodged a bullet with the live action remake being canceled.
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>>224163461
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>>224163414
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>>224163414
she's a total package

>>224163536
ha, nice choice
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>>224163414
double trouble, why not both?
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>stay home from school
>computer has some shitty gimmick spyware browser
>use it to look up ryoko from tenchi muyo nude
>learn the terms hentai and ecchi but don't grasp them
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Every nigga on here masturbating to cartoons. Kek
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>>224166236
You mother is such a whore I parked a bus inside of her cunt.
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>>224163569
My redhead used to have f cups
Bless her I am rebuilding her architecture
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>>224163754
yes
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>>224163534
In the original book, doesn't he go into a woman's vagina?
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>>224164713
>the art of the "prev. channel" button
I think the muscle memory of that is burned in my brain.
It reminds me how much I hate modern digital channels and how slow they are.
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>all these furfags
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>>224167764
Furries are almost as bad as Fedoras and Troons.
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>>224164748
Mom caught me staring at her tits in the car washing scene and threw out my Charlie's Angels DVD :(
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picrel introduced me to the world of wmbf
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>>224168007
that's not even real wmbf. What most chuds call wmbf is just with a mixed race girl.

The real white male black female stuff was all the porn Dominique Simone used to do, especially with TT Boy or North.
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>>224166236
>going to hell over a thread of jacking off to cartoon instead having any real sex.
I hope it was worth it.
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>>224168007
>>224168272
Bugatti bubblez for me. Or italia blue.
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Strange as it may seem. Always found her more attractive than Daphne
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>>224165927
Hilarious that I still remember that scene from childhood.
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>>224168331
shit taste.
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>>224168332
Not weird at all. Daphne walled after the first season or two while Roz became thiccer and would wear some really sexy outfits.
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>>224168417
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Misty stone and simone and t unity from bangbus?
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That top looking like a strap top/bra with the straps hanging down, it awakened something in me.

>>224163569
I have no shame admitting I fapped to the peril scene where they were tied up with the spray getting closer to them.
Her moans were fucking hot.
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>>224163754
Probably her, but I can't fucking remember.
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The hot blonde spy in Hot Shots 2
This or the hot blonde nazi in Indiana Jones, don't remember
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>>224164214
Poor Gambit got NTR'd by an old man. Just like in my hentai.
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>>224163461
I remember this and Christina Aguillera's Dirrty being played on tv constantly during the summer of 2002. Kickstarted my puberty right then and there
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>>224164331
>fapping to 40-60 year old hags
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X5-452
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0txnukioagY
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>>224170916
All the girls in this film were great.
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>>224163461
LAFS
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>>224163414
Cant quite remember which was first:
Kira from Dark Crystal
Rebecca DeMornay from Risky Business
Jenny Agutter from Logan's Run
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>>224164626
Nah. Clarissa was after the movie and animated faps.
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>>224163414
Either Misty from Pokémon or Uma Thurman's version of Poison Ivy, can't remember. Either way, they're both redheads.
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>>224163754
Just think, they'd be PERFECTLY smooth, not a single wrinkle or roughness, never been used.
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>>224163882
I blew loads just to magazine ads of this movie.

>>224172081
You just know there's gotta be like 50 kids out there that look like little Bob Barkers
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>>224163414
I'm pretty sure it was some kind of medical show my grandma used to watch all the time about women going through difficult pregnancies. Stuff like high risk multiples. I can't remember the name now but I used to go visit my grandma at her place next door after school and she'd usually have it on. Some days I'd get home before my parents did and turn the TV to that channel at my own place and rub one out to it. Dunno if that's what gave me a pregnancy fetish or if I was just born that way but it is what it is I guess. I used to also beat off to the Girls Gone Wild commercials that would air late night too. God those rocked.
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wanking to cartoons isn't normal.

i know this is 4chan, but this is like if zoomers said
>yeah we're all furries and foot fetishists who like asses, that's just human nature bro fr.

inb4 genshiken.gif
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>>224172123
>>224171815
Uhhh, you DO know she's got a drag queen aesthetic and liking her makes you GAY, right?
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For me it was she, even though she's primeval cocktease. Link was well equipped to deal it with though and taught me to be sarcastic and flippant with uppity dames.
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>>224172204
kinoooooooo
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My first wet dream. Easy to see why
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>>224172249
Do people actually coom themselves in their sleep? I’ve had plenty of sexy dreams and never soiled myself
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>>224172276
Yes, healthy people did. You weren't healthy.
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>>224164824
when i watched this as a kid i could tell something was going on but i didn't know what
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>>224172290
Honestly every time I have a sexy dream and feel myself getting close, it raises my heart rate and I end up waking up.
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>>224172276
As a kid, before I started fapping. A couple of times as an adult when I gooned for days
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>>224172276
you have to not masturbate for it to happen
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>>224172276
Kids that don't masturbate every day yet will have occasional wet dreams. Usually a few times during puberty. If you got groomed/snuck around on a computer and discovered porn early and started fapping/humping to dry orgasms since before your body could generate cum, you probably didn't have as many wet dreams.
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>>224172310
The reason a man doesnt get wet dreams is because they masturbate too much.
Or, if you're addicted, you can think of nocturnal emissions as proof that the body needs to cum and pretend that justifies your gooning.
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>>224172276
I still remember my first wet dream. I was like 14 and my mom and I on vacation in Florida with family friends. I dreamed that a kind of ugly, short girl (but with giant tits and a big ass) in my English class named Caroline gave me a lap dance. I came buckets. My mom was next to me since we had to share a bed. I ran to the bathroom to clean up, but someone was coming out of it as I was rushing there.
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>>224172276
i never did as a teenager (even going months without fapping, due to some 'it's dirty/sinful' complex).
then one day randomly in my 20s, i had my first ever wet dream, and it was amazing. now i think i've had maybe three in my entire life. i doubt i'll ever have more ;_;
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>>224172346
>proof that the body needs to cum
Isn't just that science? The body keeps producing sperm, what happens if you never unload?
Apart from these garbage science "cumming 5 times a week prevents Alzheimers" studies.
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8muses has the majority of the comics i fapped to from 2002-2007 even the ones that took ages to load
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>>224172393
>you can think of nocturnal emissions as proof that the body needs to cum
yes, this is science
>and pretend that justifies your gooning
this is the addiction thing.
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>>224172393
i suppose you won't die, but i bet monks were very angry people (however much they meditated and restrained that).

i fucking hate when women assume 'blue balls' is some made-up concept, because men are just trying to guilt them into sex. fuck you, it hurts ;_;
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>>224163461
Music videos of this period just made me feel dirty watching them. Womens fashion was terrible back then too. Everybody looked ugly.
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Used to watch this on DVD on our old POS tv and try to pause it right on the moments she gets her closed whipped off, convinced that there was clear nudity in a PG13 movie if I just paused it quick enough and squinted
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>>224172276
Other comments are nonsense. I've never had a single wet dream in my entire life, and I've regularly gone months without fapping. I even have sex dreams too, I just don't jizz. And I'm very happy about that. Who the fuck wants to wake up with jizzed pants? Kek. Enjoy being "normal" with sticky cum-stained undies, retards.
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>>224172341
>>224172346
Damn I need to cut back my fap schedule….
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>>224172528
> Who the fuck wants to wake up with jizzed pants?
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>>224172528
>he sleeps with his underwear on
...
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>>224172493
Zoomers will never understand the struggle.
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>>224167699
>>224167699
no he rides a giant teens nipple but its really disgusting to him
like for real
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>>224172553
Wet dreamers wake up and sing this every day.

>>224172575
>he sweats and jizzes and farts all over his bedsheets and then lays in it the next day
Fucking disgusting mongoloid.
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>>224172042
pantsu

>>224172105
vegine bones

>>224166754
>>224164214
niplets
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>>224172620
change and wash your sheets
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>>224172626
They’re called hip dips
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>>224172620
You do all that stuff too, but on top of that your balls are constantly sweating inside your lace panties and building up a powerful aroma others can smell from 10 feet away (we all know you don't shower in the morning)
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>>224172528
You've also never had a girlfriend, a normal relationship, or even healthy male friends. Strange how you haven't yet accepted there's something very defective and atypical about yourself.
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All 4
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>>224169420
>nu X-Xen Xintey Xeven
just stop
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I wonder who'll be my last /tv/ fap
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>>224172805
Me
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Not kidding, it was this except I was too young to fap. Got a raging woody that I didn't know what to do with.
>>224168464
Best Disney movie.
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>>224172632
You change and wash your sheets every day just so you can sleep with your bare ass out? Seems asinine.

>>224172657
>>224172682
Never seen a case of projection this bad, holy kek.
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>>224172583
I may need to watch this now…
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>>224172834
>everybody's just projecting, I'm perfect!
No, you're a creep
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>>224172707
>Women think laying there and getting fucked is a skill
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>>224172834
>You change your sheets every day
Yes. The reason is to be clean. Wash doesnt need to be done every day. thus the term laundry day. Getting to sleep naked is a peripheral perk.
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>>224172116
ball knower
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>>224172871
Try it. It's more work than you realize, and you sound like you'd be a dead fish. Good sex takes both.
>faggot
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>>224172276
That happened to me for some months at 13 before starting to fap and happend only once in my 20s
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>>224172905
>brags about being able to present his bussy
Fucking kek
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>>224172940
>couldnt even be a failed male
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>>224166347
I think the size doesn't matter visually, as you'd still be getting attracted to the body of a little girl.
However, since you seem to worry about consent, power dynamics and such (essentially, "How the girl feels about it"), that puts you at the friendlier end of the pedo spectrum rather than the abusive end. I don't think people of that group are bad.
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>>224173050
True. I can pull bussy like no one's business.
Not yours, though. you cant fuck worth shit.
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>>224166347
I think the size doesn't matter visually, as you'd still be getting attracted to the body of a little girl.
However, since you seem to worry about consent, power dynamics and such (essentially, "How the girl feels about it"), that puts you at the friendlier end of the pedo spectrum rather than the abusive end. I don't think people in the former group are bad, only the latter. But people aren't usually that forgiving, they Hague anyone in the spectrum, regardless of their standing in it
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Natalia Oreiro in that video
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Hey dude!
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How has this one not been posted yet? Surely I'm not the only one.
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>>224173233
Damn that does take me back. Still have a solid hot tub sex fetish
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>>224165629
source?
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>>224173611
Barbwire
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>>224172583
It's implied given the "many other tricks", the nipple thing and the suspicious piss scenes were what he considered tame enough to mention. Of course no one has the courage to shoot a faithful adaptation
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>>224173050
That's not me, you dick.
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This is a difficult question to answer definitively, but this scene of Katherine Heigl in "My Father the Hero" literally made me say out loud "HOLY FUCKING SHIT." It was like spontaneously seeing a new dimension of reality or something. My buddy, who was watching the movie with me, started cracking up and my mom heard me from the other room and yelled at me. She came in and saw us staring at the screen and laughed. I was about 10 or 11 years old at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cVrIFkgldQ

There were many others. Elvira, Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley, Emmanuelle Béart from "Date with an Angel". I used to wish more than anything that Lex from "Jurassic Park" was my girlfriend and I'm sure I jerked off to her, but I can't even say that she was my very first.
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>>224167699
Yes. She uses him as a personal play toy.
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>>224163414
Dad was watching Troy when I entered the room started playing around on the floor with some toys or whatever. I distinctly remember feeling weird in the low parts of my body, couldn't understand nothing about it, of course. I went to hide beneath the table and I just kept eyeing the tv seeing Helen naked.
As I look back on it it's weird because I was way too young, like 5 years old, and didn't give two shits about naked women, how could it have provoked an erection?
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>>224163414
Alicia Silverstone in The Babysitter
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this thread explains a lot about you faggots
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>>224176108
When I was 5, i would rub my Dick on the rug (though my pants) because it felt good and that’s all i knew of it. Eventually got caught and “talked to” but you can totally have those funny feelings at that early of an age.
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>>224164014
Backup has arrived.
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>>224164014
>>224176345


'97 sucked dick, had bad animation and felt way too modern in the worst way possible fight me IRL
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>>224176273
It made me realize /tv/ is still mostly millenials, meanwhile /v/ has mutated into a zoomer hellhole
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>>224163414
Angelina Jolie in Original Sin. If anyone has a webm of it, would be much appreciated. I need to revisit those simpler days and pay my respects
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>>224172707
this meme is dumb because the best way is Expert mode but with a pillow or something else under her for support so she is maximum comfy without resting all her weight on her arms
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>>224176426
>giving a shit about the comfort of a whore
beta male detected
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>>224166347
I think the fact that poster said he was also 12 at the time is more relevant. Like you're not a pedo for being attracted to girls your own age when you're 12 ffs.
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>>224163980
I also got my first boner that age, when I saw a simple scene of a guy kissing his girlfriend passionately. I went with my boner to my mom, saying something happened to my pee pee, while dad was trying not to die laughing.
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>>224163414
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Piano player in Weird Science.
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It sucks that fictional characters don't age with you. I couldn't tell anyone IRL which characters got me going as a little kid cuz now I'm an old man, so even though they were much older than me at the time, now I'd look like a creep if I said I have fond memories of wanking myself to them.
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>>224165387
I always associate that song with Killer Instinct. I don't know if it was that version or the original one but it was one of the songs they played at the arcade in the mall all the time.
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>>224163414
Betsy Russell in the movie Tomboy. She plays this "one of the boys" character not interested in guys till a guy opens her top and her big tits come out in full display.
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>>224165387
has anyone ever figured out why women think dancing is cool?
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>>224176914
Its about closeness and rhythm like sex so you wouldn't get it
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>>224176914
it's a very primal thing.
it's why they find guys who can dance attractive.
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>>224163461
>>224166747
what a good song
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>>224176914
It's a primitive mating display. All animals do some form of it.
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>>224169826
Yes
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>>224176695
Oh yeah, that was a memorable one too. Speaking on Weird Science, how could I forget about Kelly LeBrock on my worn out VHS copy? Jesus she was so fucking hot in that movie.
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>>224167788
What's wrong with troons if you look at it in good faith and understand it's who they are? Conservative arguments fall apart under tiny scrutiny. Considering modern science supports gender dysphoria fully your opinion means you are uneducated and bigoted. It isn't the tranny's fault you aren't well read.
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the wife from the George Lopez show
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>>224163414
not the guy if it needs clarification
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>>224164626
>nibbas
faggot
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>>224177388
true and based
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>>224177141
Dang I suddenly remember the series now, it was about the same time I used to watch Sliders
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>>224177388
So trve xister!!
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>>224177388
I don't think you have any idea what you are talking about. Gender dysphoria exists as a recognized mental illness. Gender ideology is a total load of ridiculous bullshit for which there is exactly ZERO scientific support regarding any of its claims. It isn't so much troons that piss people off as it is the cultish bullshit many of them preach and demand the rest of the world bow down to. Too many of them want to force everyone to believe a load of totally irrational, dangerous nonsense, nonsense which among other travesties has resulted in the mutilation of healthy children and teenagers.
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>>224177388
>there's nothing wrong with it as long as you blindly accept my ideological presuppositions
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>>224164542
There's a zipper in the back retard.
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>>224174230
Two hogsheads?! That is quite bountiful
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>>224163414
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>>224177388
>>224177578
>>224177877
SAMEFAG

Go back to your hunter thread.
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>>224163414

Little blonde, autistic mouse beauty, was all I wanted
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>>224163414
Yeah April bondage scenes gave me unbelievable boners
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>>224163414
>>224163461
God bless this movie. Watching it 6 or 8 or something with family. This scene came on. It was awkward as fuck, and it wqs the first time I got I had the biggest raging hardest boner ever. Grabbed a pillow covering it. Look over, and all the male members in my family were doing the same.
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>>224169826
I have jacked off to actresses 4x my age growing up because talking about being attracted to my peers made me a creep
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>>224163917
>>224164014
>>224164214
>>224176345
>>224166754
This
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>>224178877
You worry too much about what others think of you.
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This thread is further cementing my belief that the world died in 2010. Look at how amazing media used to be.
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>tfw can't participate in this thread because you were a retarded prude while growing up
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>>224163414
I watched a scene where April o Neil got eaten by a robot godzilla
I also watched a scene where a giant King Kong parody spoof was carrying her across a city and stroking her hair, while she said “grow up!”
Not sure why those scenes did it for me. Honestly I’m still confused to this day lol
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>>224178877
You are making up problems in your head to be mad about.
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>>224179586
They took this from us
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>>224163414
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Why do all you jerk off to cartoons? Fucking weirdos.
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>>224163414
This scene specifically, though I don't think I fapped properly.
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>>224164656
Probably this desu. I used to hump this fisher price table until I would orgasm
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>>224179769
*bends over and sprays watery diarrhea all over you*
fuck off normalfag
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>>224179769
I was a naive moron and it never occurred to me that cartoonists/animators were pervs until I was an adult.
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>>224178798
Yup, yup. This scene had an effect on me too. The side titty and that perfect ass, goddamn.
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>>224179769
most kids especially pre-internet couldn't access the real stuff
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passion patties
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This from spring breakers is one
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>>224172276
Last wet dream I had was like 5 months ago and it was me getting an orgasm becuase I got called a retard by girl through text messages
I dont even like humillation of any kind but I was in a 3 week no fap streak
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>>224177388
The cope. Holy fuck. Who are you even really trying to convince?
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>>224181307
You have no arguement at all and lost the debate.
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if we're being honest, and i am of course, then it's rosie in exit to eden
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>>224177388
If troons kept to themselves and used the men's room and shut the fuck up, then in theory I would have nothing against them as long as tax dollars didn't go to funding their insanity. Things are however the exact opposite of that.
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>>224163414
I was too young to fap to >>224163569 but I have distinct memories of it and pic related.

I want to watch Inspector Gadget again but it'll be hard looking at young Michelle Trachtenberg in it
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>>224181470
Don't be an idiot. You have no science. No scientific evidence to merely suggest a possible legitimization of anything claimed by gender ideology whatsoever.
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>>224163414
Hannah Dundee from Cadillacs & Dinosaurs.
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>>224182100
>Hannah Dundee
You should know it was a comic first, and it's back in print
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>>224181470
You don't have to convince me that you want to fuck guys, retard. I'm not the one who wants to fuck them.
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>>224170916
Wasn't that a boy?
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>>224179769
Fuck off zoomer
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I've told this story a lot of times, but I used to get the Whole Toon Access catalog. They sold VHS and laserdiscs of all sorts of cartoons, including ahneem. They also sold memoribilia like animation cels, busts, and so on. There were thumbnails of boxes on each page, maybe an inch tall by half an inch wide, all in black and white. This cover killed billions as I squinted at it.
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>>224182273
...out of 10!
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>>224173611
Stripperella.
I fapped to that when I was a teenager. Shit-tier cartoon though.
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>>224182364
Continuing the story, this shot of Kimagure Orange Road (which I skipped through episodes to find decades later) was in my rotation. I still don't know who these characters are, but I fapped so hard to it.
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>>224181945
Mmmm bush
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Back when the world made sense, you could see big tiddy blonde bimbos on free TV
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>>224163414
I'd had a crush on her since Remember the Titans, so seeing her here filled me right up
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Whatever beach sluts were on this.
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Pamela Anderson in Good Cop, Bad Cop. The part where he sucks her titties and then turns her around and she yelps
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>>224165927
>THIS ONES FOR YOUR MORPH
my sides
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>>224163925
It's Vince Voyeur slowly spinning nude while commenting how it's supposed to be a man's world
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>>224165387
I can remember Cathy dennis' knockers being way bigger
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>>224172081
Too bad about her Parkinson's
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>>224177421
My guess is you're referring to Jenna
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>>224183635
Instant boner. I couldn't get past Rhonda Shear.
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I'm not that unc. Born in 97.
Still before the distinct event horizon where the jews ruined everything and made everything hypersexualized. "Sexy" was an adjective.
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This is one. One of the best scenes like that. Also the scene in my girl where vada gets in bed and her nightshirt showed undies and butt at the screen
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>>224184504
The first thing I saw her in was Boogie Nights, stripping to "Brand New Key."
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>>224177392
>not the daughter
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>>224173145
Is that the girl who played Marcia Brady in the Brady Bunch movies?
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>>224163414
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>>224172790
Still canon
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>>224184676
Yes. She's Ben Stiller's wife.
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>>224164748
Tom?
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how often do you guys fap
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>>224185289
1-2 times a day
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>>224185289
40-50 times a day.
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>>224184641
Had no idea she does that to that song. I have a favorite skating video called Atlanta water park part 2 that has that song play.
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>>224163414
I still have a brat correction fetish.
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>>224185766
Original Veruca/Remake Violet.
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I always feel left out in these threads because I genuinely can't remember. I remember by first ever fap (Luba Blue Pool pictures in a Maxim), but not /tv/ one.
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>>224172195
>wanking
cringe
>[jerking off] to cartoons isn't normal.
cavemen fapped to pornographic cave paintings
it's very normal
the abnormality comes from when it's not a depiction of some kind of human woman that you're masturbating to
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>>224163414
Lynda Carter was a revelation.
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>>224163414
0.43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww3-K0tOmRM
She awakened the adult in me.
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Tons of hotties, even the ex wife though she never got naked
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>>224167655
Where do I find classic shit like this to nostalgiabust?
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>>224186862
god I forgot how strange zzzap was
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>>224163569
>Be 13
>Have first gen vhs.
>Discover the hidden pussy shot

Fap fap fap!
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>>224163917
Her and Psylock
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Her and the Pink Ranger from Time Force
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>>224172445
Probably a lot of difference according to personal physiology, not to mention mindset. I can say from experience, blue balls is far from a reality for everyone and I'm not sure monks were angry all the time because of that.
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>>224186862
She looks furtive
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>>224184532
jessicea biel was mine too
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>>224186879
Man of great taste.

My favorite was Heidi Sorenson. would cum all the time to this show.
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>>224179769
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>>224172834
"Projection" doesn't work when you're the one embracing incel lifestyle and incel problems.
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>>224176345
>people scream when Rogue touches them
she steals powers but also memories/personality, when she touches you it's like you've suddenly become aware that she knows everything you've ever fapped to
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yooo does anyone else think it's kinda weird how long /tv/ threads are lasting these days
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>>224169826
yes
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>>224176364
I think most people would agree with you.
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>>224183748
everything thing seems bigger when you're young
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>>224166556
nice



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