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Arthouse & Classics

Mockumentarydition

>QotD
Most /film/ic mockumentary?
>Bonus
Which figure from the history of cinema would be the best candidate for mockumentarising?

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Queen of /film/
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I saw La Bola Negra last night, fuck. Blew me away, beautiful film.
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>>224170291
peak Van Damme, peak /film/
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>>224169824
Why do we hate anime and kdramas again?
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>>224170302
I think that Hard Target is ever so slightly better.
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We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
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>>224169824
My attention span is fried. I can't watch films anymore. I don't know what to do.
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>>224170403
Play a game. It'll force you into active-mode instead of passive consumerism
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>>224170309
No one hates anime.
As for "kdramas", people with taste hate them becasue they're Amercianised trash.
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>>224170403
Read a book. It'll force you into active-mode instead of passive consumerism and won't fry your dopamine receptors even further.
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Opinions on Nouvelle Vague? I thought it was fantastic even though I think Breathless itself is mediocre.
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>>224170403

Push through it you dopey cunt. Put your phone on the other side of the room and leave it there. If a scene is boring you try to analyse the cinematography, sound design, production design etc. If that doesn’t work just kill yourself.
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scrapping the bottom of the Peckinpah barrel, a nice tv production with Jason Robards and Olivia de Havilland
>>224170403
throw away your phone, rally in the streets
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>>224170504
>If that doesn’t work just kill yourself.
rude
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>>224170449
>Amercianised trash
You have never watched a kdrama if you think they are anything like something america would produce.
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>>224170478
Overrated. Godard made better shit in the 80s.
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>>224170443
Games are worse because they are addictive.
>>224170474
I do try to. But I get like max 30 mins.
>>224170504
>>224170518
It really is the damn phone, isn't it?
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>>224170576
>Games are worse because they are addictive
It's a quick solution to your problem. Once you are back to your normal self you can quit it.
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>>224170518
an Oscar Wilde musical with Michael Redgrave and Douglas Fairbanks Jr.
https://archive.org/details/abc-stage-67-the-canterville-ghost

a Bob Dylan arthouse documentary
https://archive.org/details/eat-the-document

a filmed play with Ingrid Bergman
https://archive.org/details/the-human-voice

a Truman Capote adaptation
https://archive.org/details/trumancapotesachristmasmemory1966sd

they used to make 26 of these every year and now we get neverending netflix slop, this is what they took from you
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>>224170553
You've apparently never seen a soap opera. Same bullshit.
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>>224170672
some mfs could have benefited from constant secondhand exposure to Days of Our Lives growing up
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>>224170553
good looking out unnie but the posters of /film/ think far too highly of themselves to dip their toes in the melodrama ghetto so you're speaking on deaf ears. unless of course it's from crazy wacky japan, then it's okay.
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>>224170718
No one here likes jdramas either, anon.
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The Korean mind is not art compatible.

The Korean mind knows only to duplicate, to combine. To Frankenstein. They are not capable of originality, look at every single aspect of their culture- it’s almost exclusively a haggard mismatch of Japanese and American every single fucking time.

Their films are an embarrassment, luckily that is far from the only embarrassment though.
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>>224170768
>Frankenstein
oh yeah I liked that one. they (the koreans) made significant changes to the plot in the, thoroughly enjoyed it.
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>>224170768
>it’s almost exclusively a haggard mismatch of Japanese and American every single fucking time.
Worse, Koreans copy Japanese ad American popculture and think of that as high art. It's most obvious in their music. But also true for their films:
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>>224170818
Correct.

>look at the food
It’s a fat American from ohios take on Japanese food
>look at their cars
The entire value prop is “DUDE it’s just like the Bentley but it’s wayyy cheaper!”
>look at their films
I mean fucking kek?
>look at their music
“Duuuude it’s just like jpop except is K-pop!!”
>look at their paintings
Literally don’t even look. You’ll have to kill yourself immediately
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>>224170564
He means the Linklater film from last year.
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>>224170748
I do. And I pity you since the one piece live action and alice in borderlands are likely the only jdramas you know about.
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>>224170818
Name one korean group that think of themselves as high art. Why can't you idiots make sense first before typing an useless reply?
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>>224170718
>think far too highly of themselves to dip their toes in the melodrama ghetto
Eh?
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>>224170842
What korean car is even comparable to a Bentley? Hyundai Equus is the best I can think of
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>>224170946
Or a Genesis G80
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>>224170946
The entire genesis brand exists to be a cheap copy of Euro luxury
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British luxury > Italian luxury > German luxury
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Its over for kniggers
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There is a certain incompatibility between the words "British" and "luxury"
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>>224170939
Who is on the right?
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>>224171016
How so if Rolls-Royce exists?
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>>224170946
a man, his horse, and a wagon.
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>>224171017
The master of melodrama himself, Detlef Sierck (a.k.a. Douglas Sirk).
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>>224171003
Sent to oblivion by catunc once again
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>>224170900
>the one piece live action
That one's not even Japanese, fucktard. And your other example shows that you don't understand the difference between "toku" and "jdrama". Do you have any idea what you're talking about? At all?
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>>224171076
oh I hate that
today I might watch an italian film without subtitles simply because the dame is gorgeous
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>>224170718
We hate weebs here.
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>>224171047
>Douglas Sirk

I saw Hitler’s Madman but that’s about it. It wasn’t even my favorite movie about the assassination of Reinhard Heidrich desu
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>>224171106
That's so gay.
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>>224171047
How can I trust him if he changed his name?
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>>224171199
A lot of the German and Austrian émigrée filmmakers changed their names. Shmuel Vilder (Billy Wilder), for example..
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>never saw or even heard of Sirk
Of course, it's a deeply obscure name, kek
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>>224171272
The quality of the people who come to /film/ was never first rate but boy these last couple years have been rough. The cinephiles of 2026 aren't even good pseudos
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>>224171272
Think it's more to do with people not giving a fuck about that Kirk dude.
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Soon they'll be asking who Ford or Welles are
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WE ARE DOUGLAS SIRK
WE COLOR THE FRAME
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>>224171199
this
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>>224171428
The car company you mean?
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I’m more of a Vincente Minnelli guy when it comes to melodrama.
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>>224171468
No, this is /film/. He's obviously talking about the actor.
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>>224171493
Right, got it.
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>>224171091
Absolute chimpanzee. That's the point I was making.
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>changes his name and wears a fake moustache in the premieres because he doesn't want to tell his mom that he's a movie director
you CANT trust this guy
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>>224170006
fuck off Javi
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>>224171556
You weren't making any point, shithead. You were trying to level an ad-hominem at me because I don't enjoy cheaply made melodramatic drama series.
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written, produced, directed, edited and starred by Erich Oswald Hans Carl Maria von Stroheim
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You know, I was watching 300 yesterday and I realized that it's actually really good, and something I came to realize is that if Zack Snyder actually had, you know, a few more IQ points, like if Zack Snyder was a little bit smarter, he would actually be a very serious force and a very serious threat in cinema. But as it stands, you know, he's kind of a simpleton. He's kind of a man-child. But just imagine if Zack Snyder was actually intelligent. That would be insane. He would be making some of the greatest films of the century if instead of Watchmen and comic books, if he was more interested in the Brontë sisters, or if he was interested in Pieter Bruegel the Elder, or if he was interested in Henry James, or in Virginia Woolf, or James Joyce. Imagine if Zack Snyder made an adaptation of Ulysses or Mrs. Dalloway. That would be insane. I just wish Zack Snyder was a little smarter because I think he has it in him. He has it in him based on how good 300 was. Because I gotta tell you guys, 300 holds up really well. It holds up so well. I mean, visually it looks really good. It doesn't look like any of the other Snyder films, but this one looks really good. And the— yeah, anyway, that's what I was saying is that Zack Snyder, he could be on the level of Sergei Parajanov, or he could be on the level of F.W. Murnau. But as it stands, he just doesn't have the intellectual chops. If only someone could swap the brain of one of our users here in these threads, then maybe he would be a high-level genius. But we'll never know.
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>>224171659
Made me think
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>>224171659
Nice copypasta. Never seen that one before.
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>>224171690
It’s not pasta, I literally just wrote it now
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Two days ago (didn't see anything yesterday) I saw:
Anvil! The story of Anvil, peak metal kino
Riddle of fire, very fun if not a bit predictable adventure film, invested to see what the director does next
North by Northwest, loved it, I really liked the digs at Grant's acting in the script, it was a really funny film in general
And Sansho the bailif, another film that proves Japanese cinema was the best in the 50s
No screenshots this time
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>>224171635
Get off your high horse you dork, name 5 jdramas you watched from the last 5 years or gtfo with your useless holier than thou "opinions" based on prejudice and false smugness. You are nothing but a caricature of a cinephile.
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>>224171659
you cornball.
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>>224171272
The film director usually remains largely out of sight, and I’ve obviously heard of Sirk, just didn’t know he was secretly a Euro. If I really was a bubbling idiot I’d have asked who Fassbinder was, too.
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>>224171703
Well, you should make it a copypasta then.
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Who tf is bassfinder
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>>224171718
I don't dig Mizoguchi, too melodramatic and protofeminist. Sansho probably the worst culprit, becoming almost ridiculous in the end
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>>224171653
Sir Erich*
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>changes his name from Lars Trier to Lars von Trier
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>>224171781
sorry you feel this way
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>>224171723
>You are nothing but a caricature of a cinephile.
Case in point. You think being a "cinephile" means you have to like trash TV. Be serious for a moment: How many people in here do you honestly believe enjoy (unironically) watching jdramas, kdramas, telenovelas, daily soaps, scripted "reality" shows and the like? Have you considered that you might be the odd one out?
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>>224171781
Are you an incel?
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>>224171797
I'm fine. Sirk is great in dealing in that key/genre. Mizoguchi only okay in the best I've watched from him so far.
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>Rainer Werner Fassbinder performs a magic trick with Hanna Schygulla on stage (1980)
Is there anything he can't do?
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Who are the great WASP filmmakers? It broke my heart when I learned even someone like the guy who did Days of Heaven was actually an Arab.
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>>224171856
Not die.
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>>224171873
There are none.
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>>224171873
Hawks, maybe? He was a privileged upper class old money WASP while most of his contemporaries were Catholics or Jews.
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Christian Scientists control Hollywood
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>>224171873
Buster Keaton, Orson Welles, Preston Sturges
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Elmer The Great was better than Alibi Ike
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>>224171940
>Buster Keaton
For years I thought he was Jewish. He was way too charming and talented to be from Kansas.
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Orson protestant? Wtf?
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>>224171940
Was about to list Welles and Keaton (the name Keaton is English, but I see Buster called Scotch-Irish). Griffith's another example like Keaton but in reverse (Welsh name (but so is Jones) but he seemed pretty WASPy).
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>>224171809
Yes, and because I'm not a caricature of a “taste haver” and don't need to protect my cinephile TM status I can keep an open mind and find gems in places where others would never dip their toes, otherwise they'd find themselves out of their confort zone (auterism). It helps I'm an adult and not a 18 yr kid in his pretentious phase.
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>>224171873
Cecil B DeMille
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>>224171940
Welles’ mom was Catholic and his father was an atheist, though I suppose the WASP label is more about your descent than where you go to church.
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>>224171809
I've enjoyed quite a bit of what you mentioned. Survivor was kino, Betty la fea was kino, Love on the Spectrum was kino.
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>>224171997
Good for you, anon. I for one don't feel like sifting through hundreds of slop series to find "gems", if they really do exist. It's just not time efficient or enjoyable for me, sorry.
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>>224172018
Dutch and Jewish in addition to English.
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>>224172018
The “de” in his name gives away his Dutch ancestry.
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>>224172048
I pretty much exclusively watch old movies, live sports, and read books. At least for my own enjoyment. My two year old really likes this “baby first” channel on the tv.
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>>224172077
>>224172059
He was a white Protestant with Anglo-Saxon heritage
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>>224172111
Whose Jewish mother who made him a Jew in the eyes of Jews wouldn't have been allowed into country clubs.
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>>224172048
>Survivor
I've tried watching a bit of that. A bit of low-effort fabbait (girls in bikinis) but otherwise rather dumb. And of course, not cinematic at all.
>Betty la fea
I've seen a bit of the German and American versions of that one, both of which supposedly have way higher production quality. And they still looked and felt horrible and had little to offer in terms of filmmaking or storytelling.
>Love on the Spectrum
Never even heard of that, but what I gather from googling it, it's just a pseudo-documentary with very little effort put in.
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>>224171873
Wellman (definitely not best of the best, but still)?
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>>224172092
I just do whatever works to take away some of my permanent boredom. Old reality TV was great... the chaos was a thrill. The newer shows are shit, very sanitized, but hey, so are modern sports and most things at this time.
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Dark Shadows and Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman are the kino soaps
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>>224172159
You’re just talking out of your butt friend. Read a book about the guy or something.
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>>224172164
Survivor is supposed to be about drama, physical challenges and the contrast of retardation / intelligence in the context of winning a prize. It is a pretty interesting show about psychology, if you ask me.
The american version of Betty la fea is complete shit, do yourself a favor and watch the colombian original. No production value, just sovl.
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>>224172207
>his father was [physical traits]
>his mother was [personality traits]
What's with the double standard here? Reducing the male to his body much?
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>>224172207
None of that contradicts what I said. I don't have anything against him or anything, but being half Jewish is typically going to be seen as incompatible with being a WASP no matter how assimilated the Jewish half is.
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>>224172221
>It is a pretty interesting show about psychology
But it's largely scripted, isn't it? Or at the very least cut in a specific way to sell a certain narrative?
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>>224171873
>>224171906
>>224171940
>>224171995
If Griffith, Keaton and Hawks all count, then they're the holy trinity of WASP filmmaking.
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>>224172254
Yeah, but partially scripted ≠ completely fake. You can tell people get mad when they get betrayed, the script might be "you're gonna betray Tony", yadda yadda, but Tony doesn't know about it. The reactions are real.
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>>224172295
>the script might be "you're gonna betray Tony", yadda yadda, but Tony doesn't know about it. The reactions are real.
Ah, so basically what Kubrick and Nicholson did to Shelley Duvall.
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>>224171100
too few ogleable shots/5
it was interesting how I understood just some words of dialogues and deduced the rest based on context clues. I never felt "lost" but the joint was just alright. nice to see the p-word filmmaker from Candy in it. Nadja Tiller is a cute!
film truly is a visual medium
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>One evening, having crossed the Seine, the inseparable trio formed by Anne-Marie Cazalis, Gréco, and I opened the door to a dyke hangout, Chez Fred. Among the women stretched out over benches, kissing and frenetically groping each other, I spot a heap bent over a bowl of tomato soup, swallowing it down in massive gulps, and in which I had no trouble recognizing the man I wanted to resemble: Orson Welles
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>>224170518
How do you make these mosaics?
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>>224172251
In your imagination sure, in reality he was unhampered by it.
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>>224172513
https://pastebin.com/h66FyuNs

the last input to crop the letterbox is optional
>./3x3mosaic.lb.sh [input file] [comma separated timestamps] [clip duration] [letterbox height]

so for example
>./3x3mosaic.lb.sh Pilot.2024.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-TIK.mkv "00:00:58, 00:04:58, 00:04:49, 00:10:56, 00:20:29, 00:21:18, 00:23:41, 00:24:10, 00:28:18" 8 138
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>>224172557
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We Cecil b demill
More like Cecil b ajew
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>>224172646
In English doc we’re not all rocket scientists hear
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>>224172773
NTA, but it's really not that difficult.
Download the document/file, execute it with the commands that anon just explained to you.
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>>224172646
Thanks. What about making mosaics with screenshots?
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>>224172962
montage $(ls $IMAGES_DIR/*.jpg 2>/dev/null | shuf) -mode concatenate -tile 3x3 random_grid.jpg
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>>224172962
NTA. Get GIMP, read up on how its grid and guides work.
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>>224169824
>QOTD
Does F for Fake count? Also, Zelig.
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Just watched Branded to Kill
I loved the editing, loved the look, blocking? is that the right way to say it, some really great scenes. sadly im still sick and super sleepy as its super "late" so i kinda fell into microsleep for some seconds here and then in the middle and towards the end but I watched it all. 100/10 start and 10/10 the rest. I liked it, I will rewatch this lately, the editing really stayed with me. 3rd act was just a mindfuck to me but oh well
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>>224170396
Why did Fassbinder look mongolian?
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>>224170518
>scrapping the bottom of the Peckinpah barrel
Wait till you get to The Killer Elite and The Osterman Weekend
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>>224173027
yeah, some day. I stopped at Convoy.
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>>224171100
Which one?
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The art form of cinema was bound by two chains. Bresson broke one of them: the "photographed theater." Now, we await someone to break the second chain—the "photographed painting."
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipWg_DOpoKc
You won't need subtitles to understand this one, as it's dogkino.
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>>224172023
>I suppose the WASP label is more about your descent than where you go to church.
Nah, the P is right there, anon, can't be a WASP if you're a catholic. Orson was no WASP.
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>>224172999
You'll probably like Godard.
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>>224173106
Tough-looking granny
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>>224173114
My autism doesn't permit me to watch films without subs.
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>>224173173
You think? This was really fresh to me, it was so cool. I don't know exactly what I should be saying that's a proper review or /film/ review of it but well I'm gonna watch more of this guy later.
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>>224173106
>the "photographed painting."
What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant?
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for that Anon, given Breathless is next you're gonna have to post balls once I watch it and post about it here.
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/film/ meetup at the Martin Scorsese Visual Production Center sponsored by Lavazza this fridayyy
so inspired...
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And let it not be forgotten the cool, very 80s McBride version of Breathless
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>>224173433
It's something i have come up with myself. I absolutely despise it when people use the word 'painterly'. People rarely want films to just be films. People that say things like "every frame could be a painting!", need to be tortured. Directors have committed this sin as well. For instance, look at filmmakers like Greenaway, Tsai, etc. They are just making 'filmed paintings'. Cinema is NOT a visual medium.
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>>224173472
You don't wanna see my balls, trust me.
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>Cinema is NOT a visual medium.
why not
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>>224173531
I'd date his chubby daughter.
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Now where could my Dalai Lama be... GARFIELD!
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>>224173060
L'Estate
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>>224173710
What an odd duck you are
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every frame could be a pussy
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>>224173472
Ok, they're big and hairy, be prepared.
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as someone who has been making a serious effort to get into film and has watched around 200 films for the first time this year

my biggest takeaway is that the context of when, how, and why you watch something is far more important to your enjoyment than anything else, and I've done myself a great disservice by going through a watchlist alone in my room on my computer. I'm denying myself the elevated emotional impact that comes with context.
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>>224169824
Allen looks so fat here
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I am kinda worried about branded to kill, what if i didnt get it? like what if i didnt see it the right way? maybe i liked it in the pleb way? or i dont know?

you guys know what i mean?
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>>224174811
>the way I liked it is not the correct way to like it
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>>224174811
You liked it for the right reasons, that one is not that complicated.
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>>224174811
>maybe i liked it in the pleb way
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A algunos les gusta caliente
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>>224174890
>>224174972
>>224175026
i am insecure...when i read a book with someone or a film...i often think what im too pleb or too dumb and i dont get like themes or stuff like that so i enjoy things but worry about them afterwards
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>>224174574
Just stfu and brute force yourself through as many media as you can. That includes vidya and /a/... open up your mind.
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>>224175043
It’s a Japanese b-movie you dense faggot
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>>224175083
i am insecure it doesnt make sense i worry about everything i experience this way
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>>224175043
Stop being a faggot and stop thinking about useless shit :) there's no "right way" to do nothing, just the way that works, that's all
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>>224175043
If only your insecurity led to some quality control on your posting.
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>>224175106
Kek.
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>>224175092
its alright. there there.
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I think this fat kraut might be my favourite film cop.
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>>224175250
Kek I remember this
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>>224175043
Most movies will beat you over the head with their themes. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that Hoffman locking all the geriatrics in the church with a cross is just saying they're stuck in their ways (and also j***, but it's Hollywood so that's a given).
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>>224175423
>j***
What are the other three letters? Stop omitting information!
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>>224175524
azz
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Why do anons keep engaging with jeeto's low-quality bait? Now this retard won't leave /film/ because some of you keep stupidly giving him (You)s.
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>>224175695
Don’t worry he’ll have a full spaz out and spiral into unhinged retardation in a few days anyway. Hell make like 10 homeless retard tier posts then disappear for another month
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>>224175752
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why do i get hated i just wanna watch films and learn
also jane why are you showing your ass over at the other general?
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>>224175846
I never showed my ass I just talked about it being big
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>>224175841
That is of course what will happen as it has happened every single fucking time already
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>inshallah I find another ukrainian fisherman to jack off with
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This general has a pretty chill vibe, some banter obviously. Let's keep it that way :)
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i love films...that my love is just starting properly doesnt make me lesser....
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>>224175928
do you love films or film? that is the defining question between /film/ and non-/film/
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>>224175990
He loves licking shits
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>>224166406
it's shit
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I like Cassavetes but I always have to watch his movies with subtitles

Can't understand shit half the time
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>>224176624
when I was in rehab we watched Trainspotting and they had to turn in the subtitles because no one could understand the br*tish.
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>>224176653
turn on*
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>>224176624
>The white bitches milkers in the killing of a Chinese bookie
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>>224176624
Filtered.

>>224176653
lole
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>>224177063
>What's wrong with tits?
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if your ''film'' has less than 1k views on letterbox don't even bother recommending it to anyone
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>>224177756
No
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>>224177756
more like the other way around, if it has more than 1k logs I don't want your "recommendation"
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>>224177756
What if I want to get an invite to KG?
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>>224177756
lil bro in the wrong thread
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What happened to coolhandmax's account on lb?
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>>224177789
Don't see a relation

>>224177844
It's a shitpost in the shitpost general
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Mr. Hands?
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVA FEDICHEVA
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lil bro wants 2 get it on
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if your ''film'' is on letterbox don't even bother recommending it to anyone
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if your ''film'' is more than 60 minutes don't even bother recommending it to anyone
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if your "film" is a talkie don't even bother recommending it to anyone
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If your film wasn’t filmed on nitrate cellulose don’t even bother fucking talking to me
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>>224177756
I don't bother recommending something that unpopular if they're a casual and don't know where to source it
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>>224177858
kek. yea im not sure.
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>>224177884
Anal prodigy

>>224177983
Cmon birkinfag, you do it to augment your own swag, not for them to watch the file
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>>224177858
man went off his gourd and made his profile picture CSAM
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Lencho of the apes died apparently, or some are saying that on his reviews
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>>224178122
Wow, that's sad. I learned about a lot of enjoyable obscure films through his account.
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>>224178057
they ask for a recommendation and I give them something I think they'd realistically watch, not My Necropedophile Dinner With A Thick Femboy (1912)
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>Necropedophile
hello!
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>>224178122
dang. yea thats sad. he's been around a long time.
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>>224177983
*smooj*
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>>224178154
Well, that's a real shame! What if they're into necropedophilia and femboys?
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>>224178062
guess he lost his cool...
sucks to have hundreds of reviews nuked like that
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>>224178122
>f-fug
Now where do I turn to discover films with 8 watches on Letterboxd to show everyone how ebin I am?
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>IMG_
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>>224178546
My computer is downstairs no bullying pls
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I wrote down a list of fake movie titles I could come up with. Sorry I don't feel like typing them out, read my handwriting you cornball.
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>>224178719
Forgot to add: which one of these would you watch?
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>>224178719
these sound like Troma joints
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I’m back from my ban unnies! What should I watch picrel?
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>>224178719
Quirky zillennial vibes.
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>>224178790
Literally me (born in -99)
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>>224178719
The hubris of the nigger
Craterade niggah
White nigga names oralman
The Mile wide nigger
Nigger, a broad, Jerusalem
The curious case of bad niggers
Kansas nigger consequences
My huge disgusting nigger
A nigger beach
Must have been niggers
The wrath of niggers
Nigger with the gun
Nigger avalanche
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>>224178843
VERY funny.
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>>224178782
Is that acid? The blotters look really big, might be some DOx... or Nbomes.
Idk, watch The Abyss (1989).
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Also, just restart your router next time you doofus.
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>>224178902
They’re real! Trust me! I’m going to take 5 of them tonight, and probably watch something East Asian or Scandinavian!
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Do you ever watch farthouse together with others?
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>>224178934
5 is a lot nigga, that's like 500 ug I guess? Ok, then watch something tropical and Thailand based.
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>>224178969
I'd only do it in the cinema with Tsaibro. I wouldn't count what we've seen together thus far as farthouse
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>>224178719
you write like a girl
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>>224178997
More than 500 actually. I’m not new to this. I wanna watch something similar to Fucking Amal. Do you know anything like that, that’s not Lukas Moodysson? I’ve seen many of them.
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>>224178969
yeah, we're at the Martin Scorsese Visual Production Center sipping capuccinos and watching some Tinto Brass flicks rn
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>>224178934
Why are you wasting acid on watching tv you stupid nigger go outside to a lake or something you is like sitting in a platonic cave nigga
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>>224178969
there should be a /film/ cytube channel.
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>>224179074
Don’t tell me what to do! Last time, I took acid I went to a rave, and the time before that I went to a bonfire, and there was actually a time inbeetween that where i watch a movie at the theater. Also, I can get as much acid as I want, whenever I want lol.
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>>224179114
Yes and you’ll just end up even gayer and more retarded than you already are.
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>>224179004
I feel honored.
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>>224179142
So be it!
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>>224179029
La belle personne, if only because of the main hoe.

>>224179074
>Heroic dose
>In a lake or a cave
Just say you want to kill a young nigga.
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should I watch Doubt (2008) tonight
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>>224179236
Watch Shadow of a Doubt (1943) instead.
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>>224179236
Yes. I’m biased solely because it was filmed in my neighborhood, though.
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>>224179236
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (1956)
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>>224179223
Ok, and then after I’ll watch a King Hu film that I haven’t seen yet. I watched a touch of zen about 7 years ago, while tripping and it was a great experience.
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>>224179394
I had Touch of Zen downloaded for like 7 years, I think I deleted it recently. No need for anything outside of ok.ru, they even have complete animes in there.
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>>224179436
Disgusting that they make you log in now.
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>>224179394
>>224179436
A touch of zen is a great film. I saw it several years ago and I cannot wait to watch it again in a few more years when my memory of it has mostly faded.
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>>224179345
This.
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Watching bitrate-starved online streams is peasant behavior and a sign of an enemy of cinema.
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>the people who post the most on /film/ aren't on kg or ptp
Makes you think
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>>224179460
Sure is. King Hu even co-directed a film with Tsui Hark and Tony Ching Siu-tung. I watched some of their movies in the theaters years ago.
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>>224179505
I don't know any trannies and/or third worlders I can sweet talk into getting invites to either.
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QBitorrent's search bar is good enough for me thanks.
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It's a Desyat Negrityat type of evening, huh.
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>In almost all my films, the ending is never scripted. The reason is that I can usually find enough financing from investors before finishing a script to be able to make a film; sometimes, I will actually present an incomplete script during the financing process, which lacks an ending. I find that the ending always must naturally come out of the filming process, especially out of the location of the film. It generally evolves while we’re filming, as I’m deciding what type of ending I want to have for each film.

https://letterboxd.com/journal/tsai-ming-liang-career-interview-the-hole/
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I only recognize Michelangelo Frammartino's The Hole (no homo)
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>>224179453
Not the end of the world.

>>224179505
I lost my accounts due to inactivity, I truly don't give a fuck about private trackers or remuxes. A remux looks the same as a Sartre rip.
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>>224180312
I found it disappointing. He didn't turn out to be the filmmaker I hoped he was after seeing Le quattro volte.
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If it is blu ray or better and it is a /film/, I will own it
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>>224181089
Okay, but will you also own your mistakes?
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>>224181159
No
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>>224181170
Based. Only fools help their enemies
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I hate zoomer cinephile culture.
Why?

https://youtu.be/UJf1yoq9WJ4
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The last 4 posts were extremely cringe, and makes the entire community look bad. Please delete.
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>>224181260
No
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>>224181341
Gigachad is cringe.
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>>224181251
I hate you shitting up the thread culture.
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>>224181386
How am I doing that? If I am doing that despite my sincerity and honesty then good, barbarians were once shitting up Rome and look at who came out on top.

https://youtu.be/kbCn87JKfsQ
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>>224181405
You post anime lil bro. You’re pure cancer for board culture.
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>>224181386
Said that to the faggy ass waifufags lol, that's cringe as fuck and you don't say anything about it.
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>>224181405
>How am I doing that?
In the same way that shit shits up a water source. Your mere presence is sufficient.
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>>224181386
What thread culture? Jerking off with the same old lonely faggots still left in this dying site? What? Posting that ugly harper cunt over and over? What? Waiting for page 9 to jerk off the regulars? World's strangest and saddest bar. I shit on your culture.

I want to rape and kill you.
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>>224181430
lmao, you're such a whiny emo faggot.
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gio (cra) is better than half the posters here unironically
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>>224181386
>>224181419
>>224181430
You're right, I shit on your culture. I shit on your dick, I shit on your bitch. I shit on your grave. i shit on your face. I shit on your fucking kids. I shit on your day.
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>>224181452
Please be serious for a moment.
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I am under an asthenic spell. And now, on top of that, a headache is besieging me. Wtf.
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>>224181452
Obviously.

>>224181463
Based shitter.
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I am not CRA. I am me.
I give a fuck what you sad lonely OLD fucking cunts wanna shit talk me for? You mad at me? Good, makes me hard as fuck that you losing sleep over me here. Who would apologize for their existence? A fucking cuck. Why you asking me to do that then? I ain't you, it ain't in the blood for me to cuck out like that, you're all niggas wanting the herd, I fuck your shit.
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does anyone else find it strange that cra disappeared around the same time that “gio” arrived? also, I am not being sarcastic. “gio” is like a more developed cra. he somehow gained a grasp of the english language and a sense of the dramatic seemingly overnight. i applaud you “gio”.
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>>224181463
>>224181430
>>224181489
I will fart on your eyes.
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>>224181260
That would only work deleting the people, not the posts.
As it is, accept this is a shitposting general, which might be a pleonasm.
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>>224181503
But I didn't disappear, your brain just broke.
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>>224181501
>>224181527
Ah yes the descent into babbling schizo homeless man. Right on schedule
Kek
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If anyone insults you in life, why cuck out? Nothing good comes from that. Double down, Donnie is a personal inspiration of mine. Never apologize for your existence, for your self, for being you. Attack, attack, attack. That's nature, attack, double down, bet on mutual death.

They're mad at a young man for seeking a film education. What the hell do I need them for? They have all the film already but what have they done with it, a sad dead general with nothing to show for.
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>>224181436
Harperposting is based though
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>>224181564
This. Why did Jensen apologize for having a side piece?
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>>224181590
lol, you're fucking cringe as fuck, you took something good and made it shit. It's always the same with you shitters, can't create anything, just destroy. Fucking satanists.

>>224181564
>They're mad at a young man for seeking a film education
They're mad at you because you won't suck their dick. Not even metaphorically speaking, they're actually mad at you for not being fully comitted to homosexual fellatio giving.
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>>224181564
And yet this rotting gay general is the place you choose to attention whore. Huh
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Fixbake coming up. No cucks allowed
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>>224181638
Getting a free film education and making friends, what's there to hate. Huh.
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They already look down on you, if they're to that point they already dont respect you. Rolling over, wag your tail, apologize, nothings gonna work. A dog can never be a man, the respect they dont have for you they will never ever give it to you. Thats what my life has taught me, a hard life at times. A life of others betraying me.

Feeling sorry for yourself? It's all bullshit. If someone rejects you good, move on instantly, you're not like them. If you're gonna do good, worse or better no one can tell but you already know who is shit. are you shit? them why the hell you wanna be with them?

If /film/ is committed to "socially rejecting" me well I'd like to present my doubts on the pedigree of their association. It ain't a country club is it? Not quite a hall of fame.
>>224181638
The day you start paying me for my internet, I'm going to start caring about your permission or think about getting a list of your consideration. Till that day comes, you're welcome to suck my dick
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>>224181668
Only self respect matters. Optics obsessed faggots love Reddit-esque social clubs. Fuck that gay dicksuck 4 dicksuck shit.
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Melty time
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You’re not getting any upvotes
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>>224181710
Like Kinskicuck when he discovered hand sanitization?
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Getting mad at me wont bring your kinksifag back to life
te lo matamos y te lo tenes que tragar JAJAJAJJAJAAJJAJA
>>224181612
Thank you for being nice to me, it's a hard thing to come back.
>>224181709
You know it, thank you.
I mean, the day I am approved by the likes of I believe harperfag, I will kill myself. It would be a state of sadness not found in anything but the bottom of hell. To be approved by that nigga, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man you gotta go low low low
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>>224181719
Waifufags should go back, yes.
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I am making the new, but I gotta wait 300 seconds to post it. I claim my right as the OP to come.
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we will continue next thread
is this birkinfag and friends hating on me? anyone can tell me?
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>>224181746
Birkinfag is asleep right now.
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>>224181761
>>224181761
>>224181761
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>>224181728
Florida ft. T-Pain reference? Based.
Yeah, you're okay. I respect people with self respect, I can't respect faggots who are obsessed with being accepted by other faggots. What for? Just to not be alone by virtue of doing humilliation ritual after humilliation ritual? Fuck that gay shit.
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>>224181769
you one of the fags hating on me? why
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Anyone else see Pawlikowski's latest kino Fatherland yet? Saw it at a local indie theater yesterday. A very moving, beautiful, and quiet portrait of Thomas Mann and his daughter Erika visiting post WW2 Germany in 1949. Klaus Mann is also portrayed accurately as a melodramatic and mopey little fag.
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