Just finished watching it. I really enjoyed it. I don't get what's so woke about it. There's no gay or tranny stuff in there at all lol, it's almost likely /tv/ always has a melty over imaginary shit.
it's not woke, it's midit tries to blend family drama with horror with sci-fi and the end result is a mess
>>224176419I will say the ending is stupid. Denise purposely saving only her husband while letting the other version of herself and her kids get teleported is such a messed up plan
>>224176357>The mom used a shotgun = girlboss>The daughter became friends with another girl = lesbians That's literally all it takes for these retards to cry woke these days.
It's a lame movie where nothing really happens, most of the characters are annoying and unlikable, the dinosaurs all look silly, the mom is the only competent one while the husband is a drooling retard that does nothing but run around in his girly short shorts and get killed and the ending has some really fucked up implications if you think about it.
>>224176553>>224176419It's slightly woke, not heavy handed at all but the female characters are all shown to be considerably more capable than the males that don't really do much of anything at all.
>>224176477>saving only her husbandpretty sure in the final montage there is a picture of her and "her twin sister", implying she saved the whole family, but I deleted this as soon as it was over so can't verify
I liked it too, it felt very classic Twilight Zone, especially when the portal is on screen and its this cheesy special effect. I especially liked the family and their dynamic with each other because it feels like literally every modern film that has a family just has to have them be secretly evil and abusive to each other behind closed doors and I've gotten really fucking weary of that.I feel like I blanked out during the ending tho. They jumped through the portal and the mom called someone in the phone booth and, I must have looked away or something but then the ending scene happened where everyone is okay and the brown girl is in the family now or something? What happened there?
>>224176419I hate family drama bullshit especially when it's mixed with more serious problems at the time>yes honey we appear to be trapped in the fucking Triassic period and our neighbors are being slaughtered by dinosaurs but lets argue about my job and drinkinglike dude you should be making spears out of broom handles and kitchen knives, harvesting seeds from any fruits and veggies you might have in the kitchen to plant later and putting cups outside buried halfway in the dirt to catch rain, shut your fucking mouths about stupid shit that doesn't matter anymore and stop making so much noise
>>224176553Kill yourself.
>>224176682Ok, I will now put an end to my life because I didn't consider some stupid dinosaur movie woke.
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>>224176357imagine a massive black cock going up your ass
>>224176357>it's almost likely /tv/ always has a melty over imaginary shit./tv/ doesn't watch movies anymore. They just make up what the movie is like in their heads and get mad about it.
>>224176357You enjoy eating shit
>>224176790yes. I dont see what that has to do with anything though
>>224176614Nah, that's the black girl, not denise
>>224176790>Sees a post about a dinosaur movie>Immediately thinks of poopAre you indian by any chance, saar?
>>224177156poop in somewhat important in the early plot of this dinosaur movie
>>224177174That reminds of the retard with gun. How stupid is he? What was his plan? To just stand out there, shoot 5 birds and then jerk off? Dumbest death in the movie
>>224176553the mom used a shotgun because she couldn't use a hammer, you stupid chud. Hammer was for the dad
>>224176629mom ordered a pizza from and the dad from the other timeline delivered it to them. They saved him that way because it was outside the bubble
>>224176357dumb simp
>>224176357>There's no gay or tranny stuff in there at all
>>224176477It's what doppelgangers do. They kill you and steal your life. She was the monster all along
>>224176553>>The daughter became friends with another girl = lesbiansthey were literally lesbians
Time portal family drama with dinosaurs and lesbians? They really did just remake La Brea I guess.
>>224176357It didn't bother me but people would list:>Mostly useless dad who gets saved by the mother in the end.>Lesbian daughter>The mother being the badass character>The mother not being a successful writer due to society forcing her into a role of wife>The talk between the mother and the old ladyThe film is not subtle at all about it. I thought it was pretty good though.
jurrassic park but good
>>224176419FPBP
>>224176782A meager black dick can't break this crust
>>224176357There was melty over dinos as always, not that you would know
The daughter was cute. And the son.
>>224176357I wish I had watched this in a theater without anyone else. I saw it opening night, and there were people laughing and it made it less enjoyable. They were in a very serious situation and it's not like they were scripted jokes. A bigger factor that would have made this much better would have been more tense music.
>>224176357I thought it was the funniest movie of the year. Mitchell probably had to make it as crowd pleasing as possible to make up for UTSL. After They Follow, I hope he makes something weird like UTSL
>>224176419It quietly says a very leftist point .The neighborhood didn't just get displaced from its literal geographic place but also from the social relations norms and the expected familial gender roles that existed previously. The milf takes a more decisive leading role as co-father as mcgregor is revealed to be unequipped alone for the job facing new terrain, new life forms and new socio-economic realities. The film is saying that social roles and by extension our values are born from material necessities, ever changing as our material realities change, not downstream from god the talmud or anything that suggests a timeless order of how things should be.
>>224176357I'm tired of Anne Hathaway.
>>224176553I didnt think it was woke but you made it sound woke
>>224176357I just finished it too and it was pretty good, but whoever decided what dinosaurs to focus on is a fucking retard.
>>224176357>There's no gayHis daughter is gay, did you even watch the movie?
>>224183199I just thought she was annoying. Her being gay didn't even register.
>>224176553They made it obvious the daughter and the neighbor were lesbians when she dresses the wound on her leg. I guess if you want to be willfully ignorant you could pretend that never happened. Also they made the mom a girl boss and the dad an impotent weakling.
>>224183253>>They made it obvious the daughter and the neighbor were lesbians when she dresses the wound on her leg.How?
>>224183707She literally finger banged her wound. It's symbolic, dude.
>>224176357>There's no gay or tranny stuff in there at all lol,if you're under like 28 you wouldn't know what's normal or not
>>224183707if you're serious, you might legitimately have some form of autism and i'm not saying this as an insult
>>224176357>There's no gayMedia literary award
>make a movie about dinos attacking an entire neighborhood>barely show anything outside of one household
>>224183199Retard.
>>224181208>people having a good time made me have a bad time because they didn’t do it rightMaybe movie theaters aren’t the place for you, turbosperg. I’ll bet you’re one of those who thinks their understanding of the world far outweighs that of people who are able to enjoy simple things, the kind of dork who goes around using terms like redpill and blackpill and normie. How embarrassing
>>224185611Did you not watch the movie or are you just lying through your teeth for the sport of it?
>>224176357the son is so icsh
>>224176357The fucking little faggot son and his attachment to his faggot toy boy and arrow was so stupid. Was the character written to be 6 years old but they cast a 13 - 14 year old? Cool premise, terrible execution.
>>224183707You are literally too fucking stupid to watch movies. If you didn't pick up on the flirtatious vibes between the two girls maybe something like Blues Clues would be more your speed dipshit.
>>224185911Lol check out this spergout, nice.
>>224176553You're erasing lesbian attraction. a bigot!
>>224185832>>224185868Yeah, i hated the son so much i wished he would've just died.>"MOM DAD HELP ME URGHHHHH">Uses a bow and arrow when he doesn't even know how to shoot properly instead of a proper weapon
>>224185588>Everything is gayMedia literacy award
>>224186018i do not hate the son. i love him. because he's so icsh.
>>224186018>every character needs to be as smart or smarter than me or else I find fault with the movie, even the young children charactersThe kid was like in middle school you ‘tist, of course he did stupid shit and made some retarded choices, that’s what drove a whole chunk of the plot. How are some of you this dull
>>224186068>Every kid has to be a retardThis is not bollywood, rajesh.
>>224176419The guy knocked down a dinosaur with a hammer it's woke completely anti-dinosaur
Anne >....<
>>224176477Why she wouldn't say "No matter what I say to your face, take me and the kids and go to [address]. Now!"
Pussy movie not showing any kids get eaten
The best part was Ewan thinking he's hot shit with a sledgehammer, and then gets eaten.
>>224176357>There's no gay or tranny stuff in there at all lolAre you going to ignore the gay daughter having a crush on the black girl that moves next door?>>224183236>Her being gay didn't even register.I wish I were as oblivious as you.
>>224187173Just call me Brian O'Blivion
>>224181208It was so dull that people were on their phones the whole time.But the bloodless moment of the dad getting his leg chomped off was legitimately so incongruous that it was difficult not to laugh out loud.My biggest issue with the movie was that I hated all the characters and wanted them all to die.
>>224186479What? Who said that?
>224176357You're either a faggot or a foid if you don't see what is stupidly wrong about the movie. Hell, even putting the woke shit aside, it's still a bad movie.
>>224176357She gets behind the wheel in every action driving scene which made no sense. But other than that it wasn't that woke.
>Just finished watching it. I really enjoyed it. I don't get what's so woke about it. There's no gay or tranny stuff in there at all lol, it's almost likely /tv/ always has a melty over imaginary sh-ACK
>>224176477She remembered that>she was in the basement and wouldnt hear the phone>one of the kids was listening to music>and the other was asleep at the timeThere'd be nothing she could do to save those versionsAnd they likely died in the past to prevent a loop from forming without the father being thereBut he was at work so all she had to do was call a pizza place
>224187980>224188107Stop samefagging. You're brown and smelly, and everyone knows it's you.
>>224176357>All the male characters are retarded and useless>All the female characters are competent and tough
>>224176357/tv/ had a melty over the mario movie being "girlboss" when the whole flick is peach fucking something up and people cleaning up after her
>>224176357Dinosaurs only have like 10 minutes of screen time.
>This is the end of the oak street, Anakin!
