>You see this watch? That watch costs more than Your car.how do you respond without sounding mad
>>224176926Watches are for closers.
>>224176926hide behind the camera woman
I value my car more than your watch, because my car takes me places
>>224176926Just kill him and steal the watch.
>You see this watch?
>>224176926>you can't live in your watch, man
>>224176926Yeah, joke's on you: My car's a worthless piece of shit.
>>224176926I am rubber, you are glue
>>224176926G-Shock >Rolex
>>224176926Most things do.
>You see this steak?
>>224176926Genuinely I don’t think I could stop myself from laughing if someone told me this. What a waste of money.
>>224176926>Implying i have a car
I don't have a car. I don't see myself having the money to buy a car in the near future, not even an used one. I have a $20 watch though.It's not my fault though, the leads are weak.
>>224177061It's called SIGN VALUE. And it is a trick employed by the upper classes that is as old as time. Once, the color purple was reserved only for the moneyed classes, because purple dye was so expensive at the time. These days, the exclusive classes employ very similar such tricks to make you feel inferior for no reason.
>>224176926What time is it?
I could take that watch off you then fuck you in the ass and you wouldn't be able to stop me, bitch.
>>224177061It's not about the watch. It's about thinking: iif that's his watch, imagine his car, imagine his house, imagine the numbers on his bank account.
What if you used slight of hand magic to steal his watch and then show him a card? Would this work?
>>224177112Uhh.. I don't know. They didn't teach me how to read an analog clock in school, because analog clocks are obsolete.
>>224176926Why spend money like a normal person when you can waste it like a nigger?
>tfw i wear a 16 year old lesser known rolex model, on a nick mankey elastic strap no less, so no one even knows i’m wearing an expensive watch
>>224176926The watch store called! They have no time for you!
>>224176926Take it and slam it into the ground.
>>224176926>The time is wrong.
>>224176926"Lavish-maxxxing is for boomers unc, frugal-maxxxing is what's hip"
there is a saying in my country "you can dress a pig in silk but it'll still be a pig"
>>224176926>wow i'm sorry you got scammed
>I'll just ask him what time it is, then tell him I found out the time for free, while he had to pay thousands of dollars for it!>"Hey what time it is?">"Fuck if I know, it's not synced right, I just wore it to mog you">mad.avi
I explain to him that the gold rolex day-date, particularly the fluted bezel version, is a wristwatch for trophy wives to wear during tennis practice
>>224176926I take the bus
>>224176926>You see OP's ass? It's taken more cock than all the whores in China!
>>224176926>there are people with private armies, people who own conglomerates of companies keeping whole countries together, people who are remembered for centuries for their deeds>nice gypsy trinket btw
>>224177416>yeah i'm broke but w-what about these other people... horrible clapback
>>224176926Yeah, I don’t own a car. Anyway, been reading anything interesting recently?
>>224176926>Jewellery is for women and homosexuals. Which one are you?
>>224177455Beautiful clapback, just to remind him he is broke too.
>Very nice, do they make one for men?
>>224176926What a waste of money, dog
>>224176926Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
>>224177112Time to be closing
>>224176926>What watch?Then his head explodes.
>>224177097old money does not give a shit about impressing insecure asses like (you) and often if you did not know they have money, you would think them as average looking/behaving. Its always new money that acts like some 17th century deranged aristocrats. With their golden toilets and retarded boats they pay a fortune to maintenance cews, but they never even use to sail the seas
>>224176926
>>224178063....his wife is with Mitch and Murray.
>>224176926>You see that gun? That gun costs more than your life.
>Is it a fake? I mean this place is a mob front that defrauds people by selling worthless real estate. How do I know you're not a fraud putting up a front?Then if he tries to prove himself further just act like you're still not convinced
>>224176960Could be way worse
>>224177180Watchu rocking brah
>>224176926I don't even drive lol
>>224177112FUCK YOU that's the time.
>>224176926>how do you respond without sounding mad
>YOU>ARE>POORHow do you respond?
>>224179197Do constant swat call so he can't sleep for years and has to move 10 times. Problem, richoid?
>>224179197Holy fuck xqc has no taste
>>224176926Great, maybe you can afford some better fucking leads
>>224178493Pic unrelated? Epstein was new money
>>224176926I'm 6'4 and a boxer. I'm gonna take that watch now and fuck you good.
>>224176926>see these loafers ? They are former gophers …that’s who the fuck I am
>>224179151What do you mean you don't drive?
>They give you shit leads and expect you to closeDon't tell me Americans really do this
>>224176926See this gun? It's filled with blanks.
I learned about sign value when I went to design school. And what it amounts to is this: sign value is essentially a load of bullshit.
>>224176926>I don't have a car, retard
>>224179357yes, the people at the top would sell out the own grandmother so juicing a few schmucks in some sales office is nothing to them
>>224176926that watch looks the watch of a gay man with a big juicy cock hehe *starts trying to kiss him*
>>224179357At the same school, one student suggested that good coffee should be doled out exclusively to consultancy staffers who sell. In response, I said, "The good coffee's for closers." Only one person got it, and burst out laughing.
>>224176926Yes, it does.
>>224179357>PATEL?
>>224176926>how do you respond without sounding madSimply show him my Casio G-Shock and wait for him to get jealous.It is superior to his watch as it shows the time in DIGITAL rather than an outmoded, archaic and imprecise analogue clockface. It is also virtually indestructible and has a discrete vibrating alarm, world time in every timezone (not just the ones that are 1 hour apart), has a stopwatch AND countdown timer, 3 different settings for alarms, and a light.It also looks more stylish than that lump of metal on his wrist and the resin strap doesn't catch and pull out your armhairs, unlike that poorly designed metal crap.It is superior in every way and costs a lot less.
>>224176926That's a nice watch. Do they also make men's styles?
>>224176926I can't drive
its a fake
>>224176926Steal his watch.
>>224176926You're late, Alex. Now hop into my car or we'll miss the show.
>>224179288the leads are weak? you're weak. i've seen schizo craigslist ads with more initiative than you people
>>224176926>But my car was made in Guatemala
