Dinner, tonight? EditionPreviously >>224140469
star trek sex with shran
Schweitzer.
>>224178439Shmullus
>>224178413
Warning: warp core breach a lot sooner than you think.
Picard Season 1 has a Baldur's Gate 3 vibe to it.Let's see what sort of vibe Season 2 has.
>>224178698Expedition 33
Picard Season 1 feels like a fever dream. When I remember what actually happens in that show I think "did I imagine that?"
something very emotional about this scene.
>>224178698Getting some strange (((readings))) from this post, Captain.
>RLM don't like Data 'sodes or Worf 'sodesWhat's their problem?
>>224178931They're casuals; they don't actually "like" Star Trek. They just watched it back in the 90s and that was it.
Kurzon... DAX.Been long time since I seen you! Ha HA! How you been old man?
>>224178931They're fat retards coasting on soundbites and the legacy of a single okay video they made two decades ago
>>224178931Klinger shit is pretty boring
>>224179062It was bad ass when Qworf killed that dude because the dude killed his wife.
>>224179062I'm trans btw if that matters
I CHALLENGE YOU TO MOK'GRA!DEFEND YOURSELF PATAKH!
Ok, this reveal was awesome.Q is one of my favorite characters in all of Trek.
>>224179079Worf sucks, but...>Then he will die.was awesome
are you guys enjoying my Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01 OPs? cuz I sure am
>>224179154Worf is too chad/jock coded for most Trek fans. They can't identify with his masculine presence.
>Voyager finds a 300 year old abandoned monument for an ancient massacre of 82 colonists>it's in a unnatural lawn area where grass looks like it was cut 2 weeks ago>fresh pine straw has clearly been put under the foliage on the border areasyeah sure okay
>>224179255It's space grass and space pine you idiot, not the same rules
>>224179255It uses a force field to cut the grass.NEXT!
>>224179255i like how they left the bones of those people harry murdered right where they lay
>>224179410it's like a fun little excursion for the people who wind up there. crawl through the spooky cave and see the ancient bones, take a souvenir photo for posterity. don't forget us, come again y'all.
Neelix seriously has more integrity and humanity than half the people wearing a Starfleet uniform on this show it's actually kind of insane
>>224179563lol
>>224179635when Tuvok was in a coma and then woke up as a gay retard it was Neelix who spent every waking moment trying to revive him with even the most slim chance of hope by never leaving his side and bringing all the things he used to love to sick bay to encourage him to wake up and then he had the patience no one else had to rehabilitate him even though his personality was entirely different and he couldn't even talk at first. even Janeway who he arguably has the strongest bond with didn't bother doing that shit and was just pushing him to get the info out of him to get him back to normal and deferred to Neelix about how to interact with him. literally I have only ever seen Kirk act like that where you just accept someone the way they are and accommodate their needs because you love them.
>>224179723It was a powerful episode.
>>224179587Neelix is innocent. Print it on a t-shirt.
>>224179743it certainly was for me. i really appreciate the friends I have because honestly I'm the Tuvok in this situation. sometimes I go for ages without being in touch but they have never treated me any different and it's always like we never were apart whenever we do talk again and they have stayed loving me throughout the years. i don't take that for granted
Guys I have an idea for a replicator, but all it does is make plates and silverware. You can put your dirty food plates in the device and it makes new ones. Is it worth making?It works by breaking down the plates and food residue into a carbon source. Pic related.
>>224179899Just don't let the space niggers near it.
who's the asian woman and the woman between geordi & riker? I know everyone else of course
>>224180181Keiko is the Asian Woman.Vash is the woman between Geordi and Riker.
>>224180199it is Vashgood spot lad that woman looks a bit too young to be Keikomind you the actress is almsot 70 reckon she's just a fan/host/shill or something
>>224180199which one is picard?
>even holodeck characters who aren't even real pick up on what weird faggot Tom Paris is and start to think he's some kind of demonic entityperfect. Just perfect.
>>224180402What... is YOUR deal pal!? Sheeeeessshhhhhhhhh!Relax!
I'm enjoying Picard Season 2 to be honest.I'm on Episode 2.
>>224180402>Tom left the holodeck running Super Mario World on and Bowser started a war that killed 6 million aliens.
>>224180462He's so based
>>224178426star trek sex with wesley
i wonder if it's any coincidence that my least liked character on Voyager after Tom is B'Elanna. they both suck the most therefore they deserve each other.
i love seven...
>>224180569Then you should watch Picard. She seems to be one of the leads.
>>224180569she might be the most lovable in all of Star Trek
>>224180575i did cringe through season 3 recently and i actually liked her the most. she didnt feel like a cardboard cutout. i refuse to watch the other seasons. i hate that they teased an actual continuation show that couldve been halfway competent if they were to cut out kurtzman slop. just work on the dialogue so its even less modern and more like a military/diplomat ship. theres a comic coming out which i will check out. also, they decanonized everything recently, right? so it doesnt matter anyway. nona this matters
>>224180181MILES
>>224180616it'll never be the same since they made her a lesbian for no reason and also stuck her in starfleet, which i feel she was never destined to be in
Seven being a lesbian makes total sense to me
>>224180066AI and I are coming to an agreement. I've done one experiment that failed. Apparently my carbon wasn't pure enough. So I'll try another experiment.
>>224180398No Picard, just Robert Picardo
>>224180616I liked her in season 1. Avoid season 2 at all costs.
>>224180616>i hate that they teased an actual continuation show that couldve been halfway competent if they were to cut out kurtzman slopYou mean Star Trek Legacy? Yeah Seven was supposed to be Captain of her own ship. Kurtzman killed the show because he hated that fans liked Picard Season 3 more than his other shows. Kurtzman is gone now. But it would take a monumental effort to bring back Star Trek Legacy. All the sets have been destroyed, and the actors have moved on to other projects. Plus its been 4 years. The actors have aged a bit too. They don't look the same.
>>224180836Why? Because it's actually contrary to her entire personality.Seven worships at the altar of efficiency. What is more inefficient than a romantic relationship which cannot produce children? It's the opposite of everything she stands for. It's frivolity. She would consider it a deeply flawed lifestyle, not conducive at all to the way she has chosen to live.Not to mention the fact that she only ever expresses interest in male characters.
>>224181195>Seven worships at the altar of efficiencyshe doesn't. seems like you're the one who doesn't understand her personality.
>>224181195Being a lesbian doesn't stop you from having children, and it doesn't stop you from being a good parent either.
Picard Slopson 3 Seven wasn't even Seven of Nine. It was just some generic girlboss lesbian who was made a Captain without having even served in Starfleet previously. Just 0-100 rank. Terrible.
>>224181232Being a lesbian goes against the basic biological imperative of our species. Seven of Nine is analytical enough to understand that which is why the writers of Voyager who know the character infinitely better than you chose to make her heterosexual and pursue heteronormative relationships.
>>224181181>Kurtzman killed the show because he hated that fans liked Picard Season 3 more than his other shows.[citation needed]
>>224181253>Being a lesbian goes against the basic biological imperative of our speciesBeing a lesbian IS a biological imperative.
>>224181297Hahaha. No. This is what a biological imperative looks like. Seven of Nine is heterosexual. Stay mad, NuTrek Trannoid.
>>224181297I have no cock and I muff dive
oh my god I was just thinking about what happens to those space burials they do because you would have to imagine even though the likelihood is infintesimle, some alien would eventually encounter a coffin. and that's exactly what happens in this Voyager episode? how can you guys tell me this show isn't the most creative of all?
>>224181348Lindsay Ballard is a cutie. Her personality made me wish that she stayed around.
>>224181324>personally gets Obama his Senate seatNothing personal, kids.
>>224181356I hate how whenever a cute alien shows up just by the nature of the show I know something bad is going to happen to them and we'll never see them again
>>224181469Vash exists so it's possible but yeah pretty much
>>224181324It's wild to me in Hollywood that a lead actress can just openly date the Executive Producer. In any other industry, this would be considered a conflict of interest. Especially since Jeri Ryan admitted her relationship with Braga helped Seven of Nine get more episodes and stories.
>>224181297>Being a lesbian IS a biological imperative.That's not what biological imperative means. It means the built-in instinct that pushes living organisms to behave in ways that support reproduction and the continuation of their species. Like having kids.
i must say I am not at all interested in the kid Borgs or anything having to do with them. they should have figured out a way to leave them behind.
>>224182011The USS Enterprise, The USS Enterprise again, The USS Other Guy, The USS Andromeda
>>224182011why do moids pretend to be fans of things for public clout?
>>224178507
brutal mogging
>>224180181does Data have one of those little deformed hands and I never noticed?
>>224181799How many times do people have sex in their lifetime compared to how many kids people have in their lifetime? I'm going to guess you can see there's a discrepancy.
I don't really understand the Brunali and Icheb's parents idea of using him as bait because wouldn't the Borg leave them alone if they made it clear that assimilating any of their race would be poisonous to them? Why do you need a sacrificial lamb or whatever? Just genetically enhance everyone to produce the Borg pathogen so that if they ever get assimilated it will destroy any Borg in contact with them. Also if they're that good at genetics can't then make some kind of virus that they could deploy in a way that doesnt require anyone getting assimilated? Like put it in a warhead or something? The Doctor literally already did that and was going to use it on the kids.
>>2241824380 and 0?
>>224178413can't even put her fucking phone down
>>224181748It would definitely be done under the table today but no doubt still occurs.
>>224182229>long times i was to masturbate to body and butt Jeri Ryan..
>>224182675 #I know, right? Back in the 50's, Marty's mom used to keep her phone hidden in her bloomers, cuz of her dad caught her texting at the table, she wouldn't be allowed to watch Jackie Gleason for a week. Those were the good old days.
>>224182242Both have their charms.
>>224180836she tried to rape harry kim
This time I do have a good excuse for being so late, but it's personal so you won't get to hear it. Tonight's episode is "Spectre of the Gun" which is literally about the gunfight at the OK Corral. I was wondering when we'd get a genuine Western tale.See you in an hour or so.
>Picard has a bunch of TNG characters>plus Seven>No one from DS9Well fuck you.
>>224184706r u sure?
>>224179062>Klingon priests clone Kahless>He’s a paunchy middle-aged man>Worf sees no problem with the greatest warrior of all looking like thatLololol
>>224184496Pulaski-chan kawaii!!
>>224179163Hell yeah
>>224182810Lol
I want a 1996 Pontiac Bonneville just for the seats.
or a Park Avenue.
>>224178881I miss TNG trickoders. The shound they make when you open then, scan stuff and shit.
>>224184939...."Engage".
>>224179255>We made a mistake few centuries ago, so we're gonna make everyone relieve it every time they pass by inviding their minds. That will teach everyone, that unwanted invasion is le bad.
>>224180410I like Tom, because he feels like a normal dude surrounded with snotty jerks who will judge you, because you prefer to play basketball rather than golf.
>>224181324Oh wow, she was always mid, huh? How were we ever convinced she's a hottie?Oh right, skinsuit that underlined her boobs.
how about a Voyager?
If you had star trek level tech, why wouldn't you make a device which perpetually synthesises heroin and transports it directly into your bloodstream while you're living out your sexual fantasies in the holodeck?
>>224185131Because that gets boring. Star Trek's setting takes place when humanity has moved past that kind of thing.
>>224185223Funny idea, could you make it without AI?
>>224185131The same reason why people don't just sit inside their quarters and eat every meal from the replicator all day. After you've eaten all 300 pre-programmed replicator meals, you get bored fast. The society that can build warp drives and holodecks has moved beyond the need for drugs. Imagine you doing drugs during TNG era on Earth and overdosing. People would look at you like a dumbass. Then the doctor would inject you with a cure and instantly remove all side effects. But all your family and friends would consider you a really bizarre loser. Why would you do drugs when you can travel the stars and visit other planets on crazy adventures and banging hot alien vulcan women?
>>224185309I'm not motivated to do so
>>224185333>Why would you do drugs when you can travel the stars >banging hot alien vulcan women?T'Pol did quite a lot of drugs despite being a 'logical' Vulcan woman exploring the stars...
>>224185131So you can use holodeck for infinite different adventures, and instead you will just speed run to your death in a week?
>>224185535To be honest I barely remember many parts of Enterprise. I remember the first 2 seasons were rough but the last 2 seasons improved massively. Then it got cancelled unfortunately
star trek sex with david corwin
>>224185792what’s the difference between star trek sex and regular sex? is number one watching?
>>224185884you moan overdramatically with dramatic pauses
Captain. The Bajoran orphanage is lowering their shields. They are preparing the children for transport. However, I am detecting unusual readings from the building's lower levels.
>>224184496Another enjoyable tale from Gene Coon. The Melkot skimming Kirk's memories was an excellent way to justify the flimsy sets used for the town of Tombstone on the soundstage, and the visual of the clock hanging on a wall that isn't there in front of that burning red sunset was so distinct.I had no idea the Earps were so ruthless. Sure the Clantons were crooks, but without their wicked selves to play against the Marshalls come across as malicious, especially the one manhandling Sylvia. I'm looking forward to eventually watching Tombstone, maybe I'll do it this month since November always makes me think of cowboy movies.Great dialogue between Spock & Bones, nobody does their rapport quite as well as Coon. Not just them getting at eachother's throats after Chekov gets shot, but also Spock complimenting Bones for his ingenuity to construct the knock-out gas grenades using only late 19th century technology. The failure to elicit the proper response helping Spock crack the mystery open makes it even better that it was thanks to Bones. The cuts between the Earps (not) saddling up and Spock performing the meld on each man, and then the reveal behind the title's meaning when he calls the bullets "spectres", that was incredibly well done. I think even having them robotically walk there instead of faking horses makes it even better, since it's directly in-line with the fakeness of everything. That effect of the away team standing together unflinching while the boards behind them get riddled with bullet holes is such a cool scene. And then Kirk dropkicks Wyatt Earp, lmao.I'm glad that the Melkot's reaction at the end wasn't congratulatory, that they were genuinely shocked Kirk refrained from killing when he had the chance. It makes it blatant that the scenario wasn't a test without saying it outright.
>>224184753I didn't realize this was the same actress, that's neat. I even read this fun little detail from the trivia for last episode>After viewing the rushes, co-producer Robert H. Justman walked out of the screening room saying, "I wonder how she looks in a red wig", jokingly referring to another possible appearance by Muldaur in a potential fourth seasonShe never did go red, since Pulaski was blonde.
star trek
Good Morning Crewmen!
>>224182143because nerds rule this century. people always freak out about "chads" and shit. those niggas are done for. unless youre rolling in the dough you are nobody.
>>224184706Worf counts. He's more interesting on DS9 at least.
>>224187155Miss you Uncy Neel <3I'm a rock star now, come to my show. I'll save a rose for you
>>224186117Open fire! Kill the Bajoran scum! Glory to Cardassaia!
>>224188169Sir?
>>224187403Is this one of those bands, that throw a rose into the crowd, and fuck the person who catch it?
>>224188222Qapla'!
How do you order food from a replicator if you don’t know what you want? Do you just say ‘surprise me’ and the replicator selects something at random?
>Computer, one bowl of Counselor Troi's fecal matter, please.
>>224189244>Computer. One Rustler's microwave cheeseburger. Extra soggy.
>>224187403I’m sure Icheb’s there as the weird older guy standing in the back
>>224180569i love her boobies
>>224180569knowing she's (probably) a hairy autist kind of kills the character for me as waifu material
>>224189428The Doctor would've taught her how to groom herself.
>>224189428She doesn't grow hair because of the borging. The hair on her head was given to her artificially by the Doctor.
>>224178507The funniest episode in all of trek
Janeway's voice is hot
>>224178931Despite Lore being an intriguing and well acted character, All Lore episodes were mediocre and led to an abysmal 2 parter ending. I’d argue that there were some very good non lore, data episodes, but lore does take up a big chunk of data centric episodes.And worf has that two parter where he visits that Romulan detention camp planet with Klingon pows and another episode with his brother Disliking Data and Worf episodes is a defensible position.
>>224189629Would the Klingon civil war two-parter count as a Worf episode?I like that one.
>>224189629>Despite Lore being an intriguing and well acted characterno, he isn't. lmao
>>224184706No one likes ds9 except hipstersIt was a complete ratings failureVoy was a huge success because it wasn’t star stopped grimdark it was reaaaaal warslop
>nutrek fags trying to sow division go back to crying over STD being cancelled you loony troon
>>224189629>Disliking Data and Worf episodes is a defensible position.Nonsense. Disliking the bad Data and Worf episodes is the only defensible position, not all of their episodes. If you dislike episodes like Redemption and Offspring, you're not going to get much from TNG, DS9, or VOY and should fuck off, taking your awful taste with you so that your participation as a fan does not further encourage NuTrek to be likewise terrible.
>>224189834>grimdark>grey morality cast>modern day race politics>divine chosen black mc>war plot>season long arcsdsn is proto nutrek
anyone who would call DS9 "grimdark" hasn't watched it
>>224189899Star Trek has always implied that things outside the Federation are darker and shittier, DS9 shows some of that. It’s not a particularly dark show overall, no more than Voyager.
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>>224190093Aaaaa I hate this episodeDS9’s real problem is that it doesn’t have as many interesting sci-fi ideas as TNG or VOY.
>>224190093>>224190139An entire society based around gaming could be an excellent source for kino sci-fi stories. Do they see life as one big game? How does that reflect in their culture? Do they min-maxx everything like autistic pro-gamers or appreciate the gameplay for the experience it is? What do they do with cheaters? etc. etc.
Why did DS9 have such a strong pilot, and then follow it up with>TNG cameos>TNG cameos>everyone talks funny>trapped inside a board game>TNG cameos>imaginations are running wild, literally!!>TNG cameosIn the companion book does it say why things weren't quite coming together?
>>224190388Aside from the pilot, the Vash episode, and the Riker episode, what are all of these TNG cameos? That's 3 of like... 45 episodes in the first two seasons
>>224190388My guess is the writers weren’t sure of the show’s identity since it wasn’t about a ship on a mission of exploration. A few TNG cameos are just to increase ratings.>>224190473O’Brien and Worf mean every DS9 episode is arguably a TNG cameo. Also, Luxwana shows up.
Worf vs Teal'c, hand to hand, who wins.
>>224179255exocomps can have hobbies in addition to their duties
>>224190473>Lursa and B'Etor>Q and Vash>Lwaxana
>>224190533Depends. If they fight the moment Teal'c shows up, Teal'c wins because the show has to demonstrate Teal'c strength. If Teal'c has already been introduced and established, Worf wins because he's the more integral Trek character (assuming this happens in a Trek episode).
>>224180181heavybag for the wages of generational alcoholism
>>224190533TNG Worf or DS9 Worf?
>>2241905504 episodes, yeah, I guess that is a decent amount
>>224185884being able to dematerialize after prematurely ejaculating must be so fun
>>224190533Klingons eat worms, Teal'c is fucked
>>224190236They play monopoly bro
>>224190236> An entire society based around gaming>An entire society of gamers
We live in a gamer society
>>224190693>ragequitting societygit gud
>>224190533Klingons have 1.5x human strength and significantly more endurance and stamina. Some stronger Klingons are 2x strength if they train and workout. They also use their super hard skulls for combat to head butt enemies. Teal'c is a top end human boosted by the symbiote which keeps him free of sickness and in top physical condition. He is around 120 years old with decades of combat experience. Conclusion:Teal'c surprises Worf during their first encounter and soundly wins due to superior combat experience. But Worf would just get excited and keep challenging Teal'c over and over again. Over time, Worf narrows the gap. But Teal'c still wins 6/10 in unarmed combat.
Who the fuck Teal Sea
Remaking Voyager but it’s an in-universe holoprogam series based on the Doctor’s holonovel. After it was ruled the Doctor didn’t have rights, the publisher turned it into a pulpy series where characters are all exaggerated versions of themselves and there’s more fighting and fucking. It proves so popular that it’s the version of Voyager’s journey most Federation citizens know and think is true.
>>224190533Riker, easily
>>224190814So pop culture TOS
>>224190755>we need some alien names >Smash your face down in the keyboard, then throw in a random apostrophe.
>>224190814So, Living Witness?
>>224178413Are Starfleet/The Federation the biggest retards of the Galaxy(bigger than Klingons) ? I mean they make the same mistakes over and over again and never learn>get raped by Klingons and only won because a miracle aka USS Discovery teleporting over enemy home World and almost blowing it up, should we build more warships for future wars? of course not >your outposts are bombed by Romulans, should we do something against them? of course not>Gorn Hegemony rape your borders, kidnap your people to eat them or to make them incubators for their kids, should we throw some nukes at Gorn to teach a lesson? of course not
>>224190533Big T has a century of experience fighting all kinds of super OP monsters/robots/gods and being a First Prime was a top tier Jaffa.Worf loses to a barrel. On the other hand, Worf wins the less pathetic son competition and they are tied in the dead wife department.
>uses nutrek examplesgo back, tourist
>>224190847>>224190854Both wrong, it’s ENT (at times).
>>224190558DS9
>>224190558Teng worf because he’s not a cuck who mindwipes his brother
>>224190693Good riddance, shoot a photon torpedo at your circlejerk faggot subreddit before you check out next time
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>224191606Tom yes, because I'm sure he's into safe sex.Harry will give me space aids, so no thx.
>>224179113>Vic’s a real person in the mirror universeDoes this mean the Doctor’s a real person there as well? His Pinocchio-esque wish to be a real boy may actually be true?
>>224191889DS9 has no internal consistency. Don’t overthink it.
>>224191889EMH never wished to be a fleshie.
>>224191889That last mirror universe episode was a farce
>>224191939He sure enjoyed abusing Seven’s body with his hedonism when he got the chance.
>>224191956Nah, Prodigy did a good job for a kids show.
>>224191956All mirror episodes are farcical, that’s what makes them fun.
>>224191986Reminder that (s)he got wet
>>224192017The original from TOS is fantastic and not farcical at all, as is the first DS9 episode.
>>224191919None of the series do.
>>224178507Voyager had a few genuinely funny moments that mogged every quirk chungus attempt since Enterprise.
>>224191889The Doctor is a real person in the main universe, his name is Zimmerman. Vic is likewise modeled on a flesh and blood human.
>>224179255What I find funny is Janeway in one of her spergier moments not only leaves it intact but repairs it even though by any fair reading that monument is a mind-raping device that forces mind-rape on people without consent.
>>224192181Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy and the Andy Dick episode are great
>>224192230Zimmerman is the Doctor’s creator in the prime universe
>>224192245She also leaves a warning buoy so future people can consent to experiencing it so it's actually not spergy at all
>>224192245The mind-rape only happened because it was malfunctioning. Once they fixed it it changed to just being mind molestation.
>>224190721>1.5x human strengthThat's it? Work out for a few months and you'll have that.
>>2241925131.5 times the maximum of human achievement as an average strength level is nothing to sneeze at.
>>224192513>1.5x human strength>That's it? Work out for a few months and you'll have that.Congrats, he now has 1.5x your new strength.
>>224192017>>224192080All of the MU episodes took themselves seriously until Emperor's New Cloak when they decided to go all "self-aware"
>>224192625>maximum of human achievementNice changing of goalposts.
>>224180517Absolutely not
>>224192785I'm just using the only super strength scale I know of which is the old Marvel Comics one and that's always how they calculated, peak human as a baseline.
>>224192807This looks nothing at all like Wil Wheaton, not even a little bit, to the point where I have to assume you're one of those autistically face-blind people.
If T'Pol tried to rape you, there'd be no way to escape. She's too strong.
>>224192785>Nice changing of goalposts.Anon we obviously aren't counting fat asses and obese people for the calculation.
>>224193192>Klingon General Zhu'kv
>>224193192>Heavy breathing
>>224193237>Even more heavy breathing
>>224193271>Eats targ leg>Dies
since chekov died, i've been rewatching B5 and man, i forgot how good it is. even the shitty episodes have so many memorable moments and lines. the writing is impeccable. a show that is literally cursed with so many production issues while still keeping up the quality level where others wouldve easily tanked. and all thanks to JMS holding it together by the seams.
>>224189629Brothers is one of the best TNG episodes there is, my man. otherwise i agree.
>Riker: "The purpose being I intend to shove it down the Son'a's throat.">Ensign Kell Perim: "..."I hadn't watched this movie in years and had forgotten about this scene and actress.. holy shithttps://youtu.be/4rdIBAJcukI?t=166
i have a lot of things to do but here i am browsing and posting on tv while time flies wat do
>>224193524did they?
>>224193559didn't they?
>>224193559
>>224193350WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>224193559He was back with Troi at this point.
>>224193611>He was back with Troi at this point.No he wasn't. They didn't get together until after the movie iirc. The sona energy field made them horny and feel young again.
>>224193611So? It’s a big ship, Troi and him are probably separated for long periods of time due to ship duties.
>>224193611Troi would encourage him to fulfill his carnal desires
>>224193636The urge to kiss Vulcan butts
>>224193636Kino
>>224193636i want to have sex with trip tucker please let me have sex with trip tucker please
>>224193559No, she was remembering a previous male host of hers who DID shove it down someone’s throat.
>>224193679snw spock's butt
>>224193636what do you even do in this situation?
>>224193524it's the hair that does for me, also the fuck my brains out right now and overall general physical attractiveness
>>224193745Boldly come and go.
>>224193745>what do you even do in this situation?have sex with trip tucker of course
>>224193745sexual activity for science
>>224193749>I like attractive womenPervert
>>224193524Damn
>>224193596Who are you?
>>224193524Oh wait, SHE'S DEAD??
>>224193837What a breathtaking waste of potential.>>224193854Oh fuck that’s sadWouldn’t have happened if she became a geneticist.
>15 minutes>no new postswhere is everyone?
>>224194161Reading Crusher/Troi fanfic
>>224194161has the zombie apocalypse started?
>>224193636Makes me wonder how a human-vulcan marriage must be like. Is the wife super logical? Is the husband too emotional? How do they even find common ground?
>>224194170wesley crusher?
>>224194186have you watched Star Trek literally ever?
>>224194186the wife is logically emotional and the husband is emotionally logical
>>224178413When did they do a high definition release of Voyager? I thought it was too expensive and after TNG they didn't want to pay to ever do it again.
>>224194186Ask Spock's parents
>>224194231"they" didn't. this is an upscale called "vertag"
>>224194204No, Dr. Crusher is rewarding Troi for her recent promotion by giving her anus an oral examination as is her right and duty as ship's CMO.
AAAAA I CAN'T STOP AI ROLEPLAYING SEX WITH STAR TREK CHARACTERS
>>224194161>>224194177playing zomboid with TNG mods
>>224194267fascinating
>>224194294which characters
>>224189244>Computer, select a random meal suitable for dinnertime from my preset menu. True random.
>>224193636WHAT DO YOU SEE
>>224194381LONDON
>>224194358kira ezri seven b'elanna and the occasional vulcan GF oc
>>224185333>Why would you do drugs when you can travel the stars and visit other planets on crazy adventures and banging hot alien vulcan women?Why not do both? A walk in nature is great. A walk in nature on shrooms is fucking fantastic.
>>224192886Shut up Wesley!
>>224194161I'm having a blast blasting in WoW Forever so I'm not really paying attention.
>>224194161Busy watching NuTrek....so, uh, I can hate it more!
>>224194161Got busy with work.All /trek/ posts are just me roleplaying different anons. If I’m not here, no posts.
if the number of good TNG episodes remaining at a point in the show is n, then the probability of a good TNG episode is 1/n and the probability of two good episodes occurring together is only 1/n(n-1), so its not surprising that the first borg episode is followed by the first pakled episode
>>224194236Isn't Spock a terrible example? His mom moved to vulcan and was basically an outcast. And Spock didn't get along with his dad.
What were your favorite cliffhangers?
>>224180541Tom has his charms (though his voice kinda annoyed me at first). B'Elanna annoyed me until the end.
>>224180569>scene starts and you see hands typing on a panel>camera slowly pans up across Sevens tight body and tits up to her face>scene actually startsI miss old Trek
When did you come to terms with Star Trek changing?
>>224194987NEVER
>>224194987I didn’t, I just ignore most things made after ENT.
>>224194935i always thought tom's and harry's last names were a reference to besties paris hilton and kim kardashian
>>224194898SNW season 2, where they were facing massacre by Gorn.
>>224194935>Tom has his charmsliterally what are they then?
>>224181234This. Same actress, different character. Even though Seven was always a competent fighter she was never the grrlboss type.
>>224195162>What's your ship's name?>Oh, you mean the USS Gay Trans Faggot?
>reverse the polarity>adjust the phase modulation
>>224195192>That last attack blew out the EPS manifold!
>>224195192>I bypassed the holodeck privacy wall
>>224195192>SHIELDS DOWN TO 47%!
>>224195192
/trek/, it's me, it's Sybok!
How many Star Trek technical problems are solved by redirecting the technobabble-of-the-week through the deflector array?It seems like whenever they need a technobabble solution, it's almost always redirecting some kind of shit through the deflector.I swear there are at least 20 instances of this.
>>224195293after one shot too. this used to piss me off. why are the shields so weak on this massive fucking ship
>>224195311And my gaggle of deformed halfmen
>>224195192>We’ll have to (TECH) the (TECH), that should (TECH) (TECH) (TECH)
>>224195375>And my gaggle of deformed halfmenThey're called the Sloanettes.
>>224195311Why?
>>224195484would do both of them
>>224195162What's with the cat?
>>224195536Spot reference
has he even fucking acknowledged the death of picard yet?
>>224195653Does it matter? The actor is dead, it's not like RLM has a tradition of doing eulogies or specials on deceased icons.
>>224195653If he doesn't, he can pretend he's still alive and maybe even gonna be a guest on their show one day.
>>224195653What is your obsession with seeing this exactly?
>>224195913He’s /tv/ favorite parasocial youtuber.
>>224193808
>>224195162I'm gonna go and pull a Riker on some brainwashed tomboy.
It's strange that I can recognize DS9 as a superior narrative, but it still fails to evoke a strong emotional response from me.While Voyager has major flaws in its writing, but I still love it. Both still great shows, obviously.
>Voyager encounters Team Rocket dressing up like and pretending to be Janeway and Tuvok to scam aliensi love this show brehs
>>224195311Did this guy die? I don’t remember
>>224197147>It's strange that I can recognize DS9 as a superior narrative, but it still fails to evoke a strong emotional response from me.>While Voyager has major flaws in its writing, but I still love it.Likeability of characters is distinct from enjoying the narrative. The majority of the folks on DS9 don't want to be there at first and they're miserable. The only one having a good time is Gul Dukat. Whereas with everyone on Voyager, the plots are ass but everyone there is just so much fun except chakotay
>>224197728you have it exactly backwards. if I had to watch an entire episode about Tom and Harry climbing a mountain or trying to her a baseball card and that's the entire episode i would skip it so fucking fast.
>>224198072trying to get*
>>224197728>chakotay not funGet outta town!akoocheemoya.com
>>224195088his face, his body, his dick, his bare feet
>>224179112Prove it, kill yourself.
>>224198626>>224198626>>224198626
>>224179723I agree with the gist of your post, but please learn how to not run-on like a retard.
>>224190236>Do they min-maxx everything like autistic pro-gamers or appreciate the gameplay for the experience it is?In Star Trek, every fucking species is a monoculture with zero diversity, but they'd realistically have non-comptetitive games, single player games, MMOs, non-linear, etc., the whole gamut.
>>224180836Seven is about as much of a dyke as you are a woman, tranny.
>>224198793>Seven is about as much of a dyke as you are a womanthanks, I know
>>224198758>In Star Trek, every fucking species is a monoculture with zero diversityWeirdly fitting considering every planet is a monobiome with zero diversity.
