>WARDEN THREW A PARTY IN THE COUNTY JAIL
how old were his victims?
>>224180005Holy shit, is that the first line?I always thought it was "went to a party in the county jail," which was stupid but I like yours better!
>n**eNiggere?
>>224180005What the fuck is ne? I dont get it.
>>224180101All above the age of consent
>>224180128>>224180131Knights who say n***e.
I assume it's "Nonce", which is British for chomo.
>>224180131nonce i guess? no sure why it's censored; it's less vulgar than calling someone a bender and that never gets censored
>>224180134they consented to being raped?
>>224180128nonce
>>224180131a nigge on the wing? Is it pronounced nig-e? Is it safeposting lingo for "niggy"?
i say what what
>>224180185Seems you're illiterate
>>224180005Lol.Deserved.
>>224180216i'm glad his rape victims were all over the age of consenti respect that
>>224180234Now we wait for epsteins list to release.
>>224180182norteRuss el Brand has been recruited by the norteños, the norf folk
>>224180245All the poncy nonces the americans just elected would never.
There's a brand new nonce on the wingAnd it fills our hearts with songBecause we're a merry crewAnd we're here to welcome youTo the beast wing where you belong
>>224180120The song is about a gay orgy in a prison. Elvis was DL and his writers knew it so they wrote him a gay song to sing.
DO THE JAILHOUSE >ROCK>ROCK>ROCK
>>224180005well, well, well...
>>224180005>censoring "nonce"We are so completely doomed as a society when social media platforms don't care about actual profanity, but we have to dance around words which aren't profanity but might trigger the dreaded algorithm.
>>224180347>don't mind if I do a bit of..>rape
>>224180288s'probably why the Queen version slapped so hard
>>224180005Kind of perverse how much pleasure the Daily Mail takes in this dude's fear.
>>224180005Send in the guy who shanked Ian Watkins
>>224180347No Jackie boy, not this time, he's a celebrity!
>>224180383He made Peter Hitchens his nemesis in the drug debate, and Peter works at the Mail.
>>224180383new to daily mail?
>>224180101Sadly even some very young children saw Get him to the Greek in theatres.
>>224180134Above the age of consent but legally not adults
Why didnt he flee to the US?
>>224180523We celebrate prison rape here too
>>224180347Get his bloody rags off, will you
>>224180005>Daily Mail makes up fan fiction then salivates over a person's sufferingFyi they instantly turned on him once he started complaining about migrants.
Right when the public questions the muslim rape gangs the goberment cooks out some bullshit story
>>224180549Expand on that
>>224180005A stairwell nonce-bashinh could leave him quadta-spazzed on a lifeglug.
>>224180549News media outside the US is unironically propoganda tabloids. US is only different because it is different rich families wanting to dig up truthful dirt on one another
The Bill foreshadowed this decades ago:https://youtu.be/TewyfBzDGn0?is=ckueHUlv3rrV5HVR
Woooo they got one!!!!Real shame about those muslim rape gangs they let go
>>224180603I drew pictures of him and... they were disgusting.
>>224180241The worst thing is the hypocrisy.
>>224180535He'd get a full pardon from the rapist in chief
Would they have come after him if he didn't have a microdick?
>>224180639This has some kino camerawork i tell you
>>224180679It's his ball bags I feel sorry for, especially the smaller, shyer one.
>>224180639damn he used to look like a lesbian
>>224180383for some reason people hate capital punishment but when they find out a man is going to get GANGRAPED to DEATH and have his ANUS BLEED everyone claps something I've started doing when I see it is find black people falsely convicted on pedo charges and joke about how funny the fact that they were raped and beaten in prison was and it usually makes them short circuit
>>224180679No, women would be bragging about fucking him
>>224180500>but legally not adultsI tried telling that to the tax administration when I got my first job at 13 years of age but they said it didn't matter in the slightest and threatened to come and rape my ass regardless if I didn't pay up.
>>224180101>>224180241he's in the nonce wing
>>224180005>Bunch of violent anti-social prisoners act like they're better than other prisoners just because their crime was slightly less socially maligned/not covered by the pressI never understood why prisoners acted like this.
>>224180727I think there's some truth to this.
>>224180748But you already explained it. The people who are looked down on by the rest of society, need someone to look down on themselves.
>>224180500The youngest was 21-years-old, mongoloid
>>224180727Idk, he still did all the right wing grifter shit. That would nullify any bragging rights
>>224180005They don’t actually grape you in prison, right?
>>224180005they blew it, now hes gonna be moved to solitary and then transferred
I always thought nonce just meant retard, didn't know I've been using it wrong all these years
>>224180347Ya had to go and big guy on /tv/
>>224180383He's a wretched grifter of both the left and right with no actual beliefs of his own so yes
>be any of his ex-gfs who enjoyed sex with him and the lifestyle it got them>right now it's better to just sit and stay quiet, OR lie and agree he's a wrong'unfucking hell. we really need to do something about all this. women can literally murder their husbands and go free (there's a whole UK charity dedicated to this). Fatty Arbuckle was 100 years ago, why haven't we learned...?
>>224180864He's just going to be stabbed with a shiv made of hopes and dreams.
>>224180878No, it does in the US. That's how all the boomers I know used it, like they were searching for dunce.
>>224180715He acted like a flaming homo to get women to lower their guard then ass raped them
>>224180878i think American consider it crass or something (and we're not as bad as Australians), but we just fling it round. probably the same way you guys use 'retard' or 'faggot' when those are/were objectively bad things.>haha Steve mate, ya daft nonce!>shurrup ya mad cunt!i actually wonder if they censored it 'for effect', since it's not really a swear word here.
>>224180128Neggeh please
>>224180941classic
>>224180639GET HIM TO THE SLAMMER
>>224180005watch yo bussy playa
>>224180967THROW THE BOOKY WOOK AT HIM!
>>224180878Well, it has always been prison slang for a pedo in the UK. I've heard it's an acronym for Not On Normal Court Exercise, but I can't confirm that. I suppose it makes some sense, though.
>>224180999>I've heard it's an acronym for Not On Normal Court ExerciseStore High In TransitFor Unlawful Carnal KnowledgeI dunno. All of these are "just so."
>>224180999Pretty sure that is a backronym
>>224180722No one is going to rape him please, he's still a high profile person as soon as anything physical happen to him the world will hear about it.
>>224181048Ian Watkins was high profile and he got shanked to death
>>224181048Ian Watkins and Ian Huntley were both killed in prison this year, you're utterly clueless
>>224180833Guess you haven’t read all the accusations against him then
#samerussell
>>224181076Feel free to enlighten me then and list the ages of the victims that Brand was convicted of assaulting
>>224181048Bragging rights
>>224181076Why would I? I'm not a woman.
>>224181060>>224181075i'm pretty sure you can work out the difference here, anons.
>>224181100Yeah sure, do you want me to do your shopping this week too, and run some other errands that you find too challenging? Maybe while I’m watering your garden you can look up why Bob Geldof has hated the cunt for years
>>224180005>there's a brand new noble in the wingHow welcoming!
>>224181112Yes, famously only women read
>>224180926theres no consequences of a fake rape accusation for women
>>224181138That would be great anon, thank you.
What is it with Brits and "open secrets". For a bunch of pozzed high-minded better than thou types that make up the British comedy aristocracy they all seem remarkably complicit with rubbing shoulders with sex criminals. First with Saville, now with Brand. Tim Key allegedly loves 18y/os but yet the James Acasters of the world who will self flagellate for being a white man but is happy to hang out with nonces so long as they don't rock the boat.Even in the US you have 50 cent whose been calling out Diddy, Hannibal Buress calling out Cosby, all the Weinstein stuff and MeToo, yet the toffs across the pond scoff and pat themselves on the back for being better than Yanks while these types get a free pass that everyone apparently knew about but had no problem with until it was done.
>>224181138I accept your concession
the previous nonce must be walking on sunshine innit
So let me guess? This is another one of those “regret rape” cases?
>>224181152About celebrities and crime, yes. I'm just here to hurl racial epithets, you mooncricket.
>>224180185according to the court, they consented to the blowjob but not having their boobs touched
>>224181173>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7NYX1TOgsYesterday's nonce when Brand enters the wing.
>>224181163it comes down to our tabloid culture.David Bowie did the same stuff as this guy - he was also a 'quirky' sex stud type fella. it was never even an 'open secret', it's just known, nothing was ever hidden. nobody was out for his blood, nobody is pissing on his grave. purely because people liked him and his work.we weren't far off a world where Jimmy Saville was just that kooky TV presenter with a few weird rumours, meanwhile the guitarist from the Rolling Stones just fucked a child and 'that was part of the culture' (he's still alive and a free man.)
>>224181236You forget Bowie had a massive hog. That's what this all comes down to.
>have sex with a woman 20 years ago>woman cries rapewtf? is there no statute of limitation in bongland?
>>224181236Chuds would be defending Savile if he was still alive and had a come to god moment
>>224181244do we know this for a fact? he wore a prosthetic dong in Labyrinth.then again, Errol Flynn statutory-raped teenagers and no1curr (HUMONGOUS hog).
>>224181163The only one who really got a free pass was "prince" Andrew. Meanwhile you have a tried and convicted and recorded and admitted sex offender in the White House. The highest office!You bitch and moan that Zelensky turned up for the White House not wearing a suit. What a disgrace. But the sex offender in chief makes it his personal playground and you don't fucking mind, because, hehe, it owns the libs and trannies or something. What's this? My grocery and housing bills are racing up? Oh shush, you malcontented tranny. Trust the all-American plan.>but Chud, Donald is half-ScottishBE SILENT, TROON, he is American now, and he speaks for us. No more of this of transgendered bickering and naysaying.
>>224181164I accept your admission.
>>224180128nigge (the e is pronounced -uh)
>>224181262he actually did that, anon. always insisted he was a good little Catholic doing valuable charity work in the name of God. he even received a Papal knighthood from John Paul II.
>>224181278
>>224181262Maybe, just maybe people have their bar for what is "beyond a reasonable doubt" higher than an accusers testimony from an event that happened decades ago
>>224181284>Makes claim>Can't provide proof of his claimBig yikes
>>224181236I guess the libel laws in the UK are pretty robust as well. Just annoys the fuck out of me these holier than thou types preaching whatever in one second and then don't think that applies to their creepy colleges>>224181279I'm not a yankee
>>224181315who was she? couldn't he have done uh, better?
>>224181318It was more than testimony but asmongold didn't tell you that did he?
>>224181340Only one of them had more than testimony and it was a vague text message, he got convicted on charges solely based on testimony of the accuser from someone that happened decades ago, if that's the bar for "beyond a reasonable doubt" then we truly are fucked
>>224180383The Daily Mail is dogshit
>>224181279And to whom is the bad orange man slavishly devoted? Name them.
>>224181336His beard wife, Iman. She was a model. Boomers always had one darkie pity model.
>>224181334UK is raped and has basically no concept of free speech, after Brand was charged as a brit you legally couldn't say if you thought he is/isn't a rapist or you could be charged with contempt of court. There was also another accusation against Brand where he got a court order against the woman so she couldn't even go to the police let alone the media.
>>224181391He's enslaved to you, the clown who voted for him.
>>224181207lmao more kangaroo horseshit from the world's foulest regime
>>224181461Now there's a white-hot take.
>>224181461cringe
>>224181433In America they put you in jail for 15 years if you burn a gay flag.America is the least free country in the world. And still they try and shit up every where else or pretend everywhere else is worse.America is the problem.
>>224181488>1488He is with us.
>>224181236it's not tabloid culture it's programming and capture the average person in the 70's wasn't a frothing at the mouth fanatic wanting their neighbor tortured for failing the latest rulesetwe're past that point now, to where the average person is ok bearing false witness to rationalize their lack of grace, humility, and soul in the face of cruelty and injustice.
>>224181488>I literally vote for Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons>Brits are so cringe tho
>>224180005wowi didnt know Jail House Rock was about the Warden throwing the new fish to the wolves to be raped
>>224181568true, social media and justice boners have rotted people's brains. left to their own devices they're like gossipy children or old ladies.it's how you end up with nonsense like>whoa, i'm only 25 and even i wouldn't have sex with a 20 year old!i feel like i grew up in the last generation where it was just normal to have sex at 15, often with an adult. the vast majority of people were fine.how do zoomers/alphas feel about smoking and drinking?
>>224181603Schindler and Burns are like peas in a pod. They're both factory owners. They both made shells for the Nazis -- but his WORKED, damn it!
>>224180005This is not how jail works. Also, assuming this story is true, (anyone who has been to jail can tell you it isn't) what is he supposed to do, go out and fight the whole jail?
>>224181635Yes. He could be the new Shotcaller
>>224180178>chomoWhat?
>>224181656People say chomo but should be chimo
>>224180269Epstein was Democrat mega donor as were all his friends. Rich Jewish guys who kvetched about orange man in their emails on a daily basis. Bill Gates got an std from a hooker and asked for advice which is really funny
>>224180005NONCE ON THE WING!NONCE ON THE WING!
>>224180354>when social media platforms don't care about actual profanitythey do cut ads and reach on 'fucks' and other stuff
>>224181874don't say "and other stuff"
hell yeah the rapist prisoners get to rape someone that deserves it. Hopefully they also get raped I guess
>>224180497Take my updoot saar
>>224181902>and other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuffand other stuff
>>224180639YOU'RE NICKED, WHITE BOY
>>224181908That's the problem with the model of criminals being punished by other criminals. We can laugh at Russell Brand as he gets his Brussy stretched, and say, "Haha, serves him right!" But aren't we forgetting that the King of the Wing is also a criminal, and also there to be punished? He shouldn't be allowed to use the prison as his own harem.Or should he? Are we okay with that idea, as a society? Maybe we fucking are. I sometimes get the impression that people are okay with it.
>>224180639That's a helluva slackjaw he had.
>>224181488nice gets
>>224181986Crims are the good guys.
>>224181986They are okay with it. Prison rape is openly enabled and celebrated. To borrow a term from the feminists, it is a literal, actual rape culture. I find it disgusting and it makes me disgusted at society at large.
>>224180005which gang will he join?
>>224180168>There's a Brand new shrubbery on the wing!
>>224182132The gays.
>>224181156If he refuses to take settle out of court for millions then she gets to be locked into a court case for months and gets nothing out of it. It's way more awful than you'd think.Please think of the real victims of rape accusations.
Hope they film him getting pummeled
>>224181986Maybe they should hire some government commissioned rapists to do it. Maybe guys that were raped.
>>224180101They used to be pre schoolers you sick fuck
>>224182132The long-haired spangle-belt cosmic chimney sweep gang. He said "My Booky Wook" was named for the crazy cockney language in a Clockwork Orange, so he's bound to hook up with some of his fellow droogs in the nick, right? They all love their Shakespearean wordplay and Anthony Burgess novels in there, don't they?
>>224182296I actually had that thought the other day and I think I'd support the implementation of such a rape squadron.
>>224181958That sums it up
Somebody call Jonah Hill and ask him if his asshole hurts
>>224180195niggy is the new pedo
>>224182761you can say its the cool blacks that came up with this so its ok if mainstreamers use that cool new slang
Leftists are subhuman, sadistic, corrupt animals, and putting them in positions of power over our society has been the biggest mistake we could have ever possibly made.
>>224180185The one who put her tongue up his asshole? No.
>UNALIVE THAT GROOMER PDF FILE. HIS AGE GAP RELATIONSHIP IS PREDATORY AND PROBLEMATIC. PEW PEW HIM UNTIL HE IS DELETED.
>>224182940>up his asshole*after he had just done a gig, on stage, where he was sweaty and nervous and farting non stop, under those extremely bright and hot lights, for about an hour....Imagine the stench, and the flavour.
>>224182974the zoomer slang for words like rape and kill really takes the impact out of them. its the funniest thing my gen has done
>cry in court about being raped 29 yrs ago before you got walled>laugh and make jokes about him being rapedThis is why no one respects women
>>224180570They literally threw him into jail again because he was scary to journalists, no I wish I was joking.
>>224182938daily mail is as right wing as it gets
>>224181257They suspended that in law in the U.S to go after Trump, remember? They didn't find him guilty of rape but they found him guilty of saying she lied about it. Figure that one out.
>>224183141But that's not true at all
>>224181493>America less free than China or some other shit holeCome on now.
>>224181629>normal to have sex at 15, often with an adult.are you in your 50s? This wasn't a common thing when I was in HS in the 2000s, the latter part I mean. I think last time I checked the average age of loss of virginity in the late 2000s was 15 for guys and 17 for girls
>>224183518I was born in 1993 and lost virginity to a fellow fourteen years old.
>>22418362215 to a 16 yo here
