>tune in to my local cable affiliate to watch Seinfeld reruns>it's been pushed back because sportsball is in overtime
>>224190729Just checked, the entire thing is on qbit.
>>224190729Nothing says manliness like wearing another man's name on your back.
>88nice
>>224190729That little dance routine is gay as hell
>>224190729For the next few weeks men who scream other men's names at the top of their lungs in excitement will try to convince you that they are heterosexuals.
>>224191049Another reason the Yankees are the best :)
>>224190729Sandlot fat kid looks like he's at least doing upper middle class ok which is good. A lot of people in his position are waiting tables or sucking AIDS dicks for meth like the Donnie Darko girl.
>>224191164>mfw Muhammad Bubani didn't rape and acid spray me fookin sista'
>>224190729>these guys are married while autistic looksmaxxers can't talk to a girl
>average trump voter circa 2026
>>224191224You know those constant working man memes about how the forklift operators and based tradpilled tradesmen are the best and the brightest?This is what they actually look like.
>>224191049>Beer and sports are gay, right fellow alphas?
>>224191299driving a forklift doesn't sound so bad
>>224191318the beer that football watchers drink tastes like shit and the sports they watch and haven't played themselves in decades are boring
>>224191318I played sports wheni was younger and that kind of makes it hard for me to spectate on tv.World cup is an exemption because its once every 4 years and its an excuse to drink at the Mexican restaurant.I'll drop everything to go watch a baseball game at the park, but mostly so i can get drunk and heckle the visitors.
>>224191318You pay to watch foreign adult men to play like little children and you scream their names in excitement.
>>224190729>shoes indoors
Theres a lot of talk about who is an npc and whyBut I think people who are team sport fans are the true npcsThe ones who dress up and pay 16 dollars for a beer and do every chant and shout and holler and scream every time "their" "team" (random men from around the world who are paid to be there) touches the ballIt boggles my mind and makes my skin crawl when I go to one of these events and I watch these flesh robots activate in unison
>>224191084>actors are gaywho knew
>>224190729I'm so glad ESPN broadcasts their games in 4K now. They had no excuse with their one game a week to get a proper 4K truck and equipment.
>>224190729>"FanDuel Americans"
I watch all 162+ games of /my/ baseball team every year, hate it when they're broadcast on regular tv
>>224191788Me on the right in the rear.
>>224191049i hate the "sportsball" onions guy, and the retarded sports fan guy, equally as much.
There is nothing better than overtime. More basketball bitch. Watch your Seinfeld reruns on Netflix.
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an intellectual teenager who values critical thinking and avant-garde media consumption over the mindless pacification of modern gladiatorial entertainment.>"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some synthetic team's victory. But because, I am enlightened by my refusal to watch sportsball."Eh?
>>224191049but company logos on your clothes are fine?
>>224191890Ping pong ching chong to you too
this is what leftoids want to turn sports into
>>224193002>its bad when brown people do it because...the left...
>>224193065correct
>>224193065That is one huge, stiff schlong
>>224193065Yes, the left = brown people.
>>224193002These cunts do a haka if the local grocery store has a discount on Vegimite. It's not as special as they try to make it out to be, so let them do their wee dance.Opposite team should all be doing a James Brown dance or moonwalk while they stomp around.
>>224193180Opposite teams should be loading fake muskets and cannons lol
>>224192848That's the equivalent of a maker's mark though
>>224193065This is from a movie set 1000 years in the pastIf white people did this today then yes it would be gay and retarded
stupid fucking goyim are literally validating every point the kikes make about us being a bunch of moomoo cattles
>>224191049I hope you don't wear any designer or name brand clothes.
>>224193002Do other teams get to do a little dance before the match? or is it just the kiwis who get special treatment?
>>224191318sans everything else i hate about football, i cannot understand how people put up with the constant interruptions to the actual game, it's like 10% actual game playing and 90% bullshit
>>224191049Nothing says manliness like worrying about that shit
>>224193264No, I don't. You have 'N'Ghubuntu' written on your back and you scream it out loud because he represents your country.
>>224193320You cry like a little girl when Bimbata Kunte doesn't hit a ball into a goal.
>>224191049
>>224193264>>224193325>Two dweebs who care what other grown men are wearing
>>224193364>grown men watch foreigners play like little children
>>224193397They're dumb too
I only care about NFL because I bet on it.
>>224193347I don't know who that is
>>224191049You triggered the step dads in the thread anon, they're going to drink themselves to death stop that
>>224193758Gonna need a LOT of Budlight for that, most popular sports watchers beer in the world.
>>224194449i like how huge of a shitstorm that caused when it was probably just someone in their marketing department who contacts anyone on social media with a big following
>>224190729>wearing shoes indoorAmericans. please explain!
>>224193002Is mocking retards doing this on the field considered a hate crime in your dystopian nation?Actual female energy
>>224190729Can someone explain why boomer are so fucking obsessed with college football??? That's the weirdest shit to me. You're watching 19-21 year old boys play a fucking sport and act like it's official. I get NFL or MLB NBA shit, but college? Are they trying to relive their glory days?
>>224194575>it was probably just someone in their marketing departmentIt was a chick they hired as marketing CEO specifically to bring in modern audience and then she took a shit at 'dudebros' and toxic masculinity, exactly as expected.
>>224194575>Haha I bet this orchestrated corporate marketing strategy was just an innocent oopsie by a silly goose in marketingAre you 12?
>>224194595Yes, we do have indoors, we don't live just outside like communist savages from Russia, China or EU.
>>224191076>not 8645Disgusting
>>224194693take your shoes off you fucking animal!
>>224194639Outside of glory days, this is basically a draft league foe a lot of them, to guess on new big league hires.
>>224194639zoomer, open those ears and eyes real wide nowhttps://youtu.be/tM08p2sxDVE
>>224194718Yes, we also have shoes, and not just pastry paperbags from UN food airdrops.
>>224194739>>224194693I'm American, and my family and I take our shoes off when we enter the house. I don't understand why people keep them on after a day of walking across possible dirt and whatever on the ground.>inb4 too poor for vacuum I vacuum and mop my place once a week.
>>224191049But my name is Timothy Brady
>>224191049That's why you wear a throwback of an old Offensive Lineman
>>224191962I'm not a sportsfaggotI can understand it if it's something local, like your kid's sports team either in school or just in the community competing against another school or neighborhood. That makes some level of sense because it's actually personal. But to foam at the mouth over strangers you'll never know playing footie is just ridiculous>inb4 buh buhh viyda sloptubersYeah, I dont give fuck about them, either
>>224194972>But to foam at the mouth over strangers you'll never know playing footie is just ridiculousThat is because until recently, these sporting events were, as you say, localised - school, town, city, region and then national teams. To all of them you can feel some ties. Lately though it is just rows upon rows of foreigners because rules around this got looser and looser, and I believe fans run on inertia.Not like it is some sport specific freak occurence, the fact that you can have politicians with dual nationalities is fucking insane, sports having national teams made up of foreigners is small potatoes in comparison.
>watching reruns of old shows on cable tv with adsdo normalfags really
>>224196243how are they supposed to pay for the shows if you don't watch ads
>>224190729what the fuck is that thing in the middle?
>>224193065>its bad when brown peopleyeah
>>224197155The fat kid from The Sandlot and Big Green 30 years later.
>>224190729I've never seen an adult that looked exactly the same as they did as a child until this guy
>>224197485I see
>>224190729We used to be a proud people, with dignity.
Handegg fucking sucks and all execs who waste timeslots on tv for this shit will end up in jail one day. The day of reckoning for slop peddlers will come.
>>224191318Niggerball is as cringe as the manosphere shit, don’t even try to make it a competition.
>>224198557Fuck off, nerd
>>224198588Loser ass newfag tourist, go watch a Rogan podcast
>>224198557Wtf is this real?
>watching tv in the year of our lord MMVIIt’s goyslop all the way down
>>224190729i honestly like to watch sportsball in the background or read about stuff that happens once in a while. and i can talk about it a bit.but i also hate these sports fans that are "die hards" and know everything about their faggot home team and complain about everything and use "we" when they speak about them. what a pointless obsession. fuck them.
>>224191318Can't believe this zesty mf was the face of manliness. How do you even get behind a failure like that? At least Clavicle looks like he does but Tate?
>>224190729when i see the state of modern men i understand feminists so welljust yikes
>>224198795Even i have gone to superbowl parties and will defend them. I am being charitable saying even half the people present care about the game. Most of them are there to socialize and the game is an excuse. You can have 10 dozen different conversations about things other than the ball game during one, and as long as you don't have them over the people actually watching, its fine. Theyre always house wide parties so you can always find people talking about other shit.
>>224191318Sports are cool and manly when YOU are the one performing athletic feats Overweight sedentary nerds who watch sports and drink beer because they think it's "manly" are as bad as nintendo sóyboy adults
>>224194639I asked this to my American host parents when I spent an exchange year in Oregon and they explained that the young ones in College put way more heart into the games because they are trying to get drafted into the pros.Also, they don't get paid so there's tons more games instead of having to pay a gorillion to the professionals. Another thing is that most Americans want to support their college or their parents college, so it kind of becomes a family tradition to watch the games of the team whose college you support.Kinda cool, but it's fucking rotten that the students players don't see a dime, it's not as if they all are gonna become millionaire pros.
>that feel when being a sportschad and sports always winI'M DA BASED ALPHA
>>224199113What was your experience with the family? I've always found it weird. I guess because we don't have dorms but moving at 16 is crazy. I wish I'd done it desu
>>224190729Is that the sandlot kid?
>>224193002That cannibal dance has gotten so old now
>>224190729Anyone that unironically says sportsball should be executed on sight.
>>224190729I suppose this is meant to be humorous...Signed,The smarmiest person in the world.
>>224199328But who is going to teach my grandchild to throw a football ball?
>>224199345His coach at school.
Football viewers are always beer belly fat man baby retards. Why? They also know all these different names of players like some gossiping woman.
>>224199364He goes to a private missionary school. They don't have football fields.
>>224199374>knowing names is gossiping
>>224199402>he thinks priests don't play ball
>>224199374You hit the nail on the head. Men are not allowed to gossip. But when it's sportsball, suddenly, somehow, it's ok.
>>224199435>he thinks priests don't play ballOkay. I laughed.
>>224199419And you never heard fans talking to each other? They are like bickering women when discussing the players.
>>224199469BIG YIKES FROM ME
>>224195823OP's trio are shilling the Negro Felon League, which is like all professional sports leagues - paid mercenaries who'll play for whoever offers the most. I'm a leaf and there was a lot of retarded "Canada's team" shilling when the Jays made the World Series last year. There was literally one Canadian-born player on that team's roster and he doesn't even represent Canada in international competition.
>>224191318americans only watch nigger sports
IM DA MANLY ALPHA MALE!!!>sportsball? Gay!!>Alcohol? Yucky!!!>Hot chicks with tats? NOT TRAD!!!>Smoking???? that's yucky too!!!I'm da based alpha!!!
>>224193002rugby, an actual manly sport?
>>224199568damn you're triggeredmust be on your periodbitch
>>224199568The alpha is into dominant muscular women in professional wrestling and the summer Olympics
>>224190729wait... isnt that the fat kid from the Sandlot and a bunch of other 90s movies lol he somehow looks exactly the same just old
>>224190729>tune in to my local cable affiliate to watch Seinfeld rerunsyou don't have them all on a drive already?fuck is wrong with you?
Am getting second hand embrassment from this
>>224199699he was in a Hersheys commercial earlier this year in a reference to the Smores scene from Sandlothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Hr_Q57Z_E
>>224199709How else am I going to get political commercials telling me how to vote?
>>224190729then get comfy and watch some sportsball!
>>224199721everywhere else
>>224199568i like alcohol a whole bunch
>>224199699He was in the xfiles too as a fat vampire
I thought people only watched sports because they bet money on the games?
>>224199682u mad bro?
>>224199826no, but u are lol
>>224199837no u
What snacks do you buy for watching sports?
>>224199858>all that goyslop, lost like tears in the rain
for me it's baseball
>>224200032It's banana ball for me
Murricurn Foosball in a nutshell:>rummage rummage rummage>thirty nine sixty three forty two, HUT>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]>"this play was brought to you by">stupid marching band because MUH MURRICAN PAAAATRIOTISM OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEEEE>rummage rummage rummage>forty nine thirty three six gorillion, HUT>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]>fat fuck blockers stuff their faces with hamburger for MUH PROTEEEEIN>ad for some schuyster lawyer appears because murrifats love their insurance>rummage rummage rummage>forty five twenty seven schfifty five, HUT>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]>[JOHN MADDEN EXCITEMENT OVER LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]>ad for Burger King>the ad is soft-lit so as to not trigger fat fucks and their precious sensibilities>rummage rummage rummage>threeve, HUT>[literally nothing fucking happens for ten seconds]>fighter jets blast overhead, wasting precious non-recyclable fuel>ad for U.S. Army - it's like your favourite video game, only you DIE!>three hours and five gallons of Mountain Dew consumed per viewer, later>there's something resembling a "result">fat fucks supporting one side will celebrate>fat fucks supporting the other side will beat their wives>see ya next Sunday!>land of duh fre>everyone gets shot
>>224200073banana ball is fun for like 2 or 3 games but gets old fast
>>224200032Baseball can be ok sometimes
>>224200281yjk the dodgers ran a train on her in the clubhouse after the game
>>224200095>no cranial circumference or shaka zulugaaaaay
>>224199746this is the worst thing I've ever seen
For me its college football. No other sport is as kino. Sadly within just a few years it has become a slightly better NFL clone due to pursuit of dollars>players are paid and will sit out games if they dont view them as important>players will transfer multiple times, to the point during the senior bowl (a game for potential NFL prospects to show their skills to scouts) players have multiple school logos on their helmets>playoff continues to expand, making the regular season meaningless. >death of regionality and forcing of playing "power 4" opponents propels it further >non-stop sponsor expansion to the point of logos on the field and jersey patchesStill there are great moments in that timeframe like cleatgate, IU beating anosu, and the meltdowns by bama fans anytime they lose post saban
>>224200622what about the holocaust
>>224200656they did have all those bunk beds
>>224199113Sadly this is no longer true. The players make bank now. Some more than they will in the nfl
>>224194639Family ties, love for the state the school is in, or hatred for another school are what make college football special.Similar to high school sports but on a bigger scale, or at least used to be. Its you vs "them" from down the road. And the you part is not because you purchased a jersey but because you went to school there, your parents went to school there, etc. Ties are stronger than meme team moved to city in your stateRegionality is virtually dead in the big conferences sadly so its a moot point on some level now. Big ten (mid west conference) expanded to the east coast, and then the west and pretty much murdered the pac 12 (West coast conference)Other schools from the pac 12 jumped ship for the big 12 (essentially the great planes states conference) and the ACC (east coast conference). As a result, california schools now play schools in Ohio, New Jersey, and Florida as conference opponents, rather than say Utah or even Washington for some of them. And why? Because tv dollars.
>>>/wsg/6267299
>>224201127>>>/wsg/6267300
>>224194639College used to cost $27.73 per year to attend so every boomer has an alma mater.
>>224199402wtf that's like the easiest position to learn, all you have to do is lay there
>>224191164There's nothing gay about sports. It's just weird because it's the same fucking thing every year and who wins and loses doesn't even matter because they'll just play again next year. Also the way people take up a personal stake in whether or not "their team" wins or not even though none of the team members have any idea who they are and a bunch of them aren't even from the area they play for. It's the pinnacle of "just turn your brain off." Superbowl parties can be fun though if you're just there to drink and hang out and enjoy the vibes produced by other people's hype.
Idk somma yous treat made up superheroes like sports, at least with sports your heros can get their shit kicked in year after year, superheroes are written to always win. As someone who used to watch a lotta cinema but now watch sports more, they both have their downsides, but sports can be hella random sometimes, where movies can be boringly predictable. We all got our favorite shadows to watch on the wall. What's more important is to use your spare time working on something that benefits yourself or the people around you. Your attention is currency, spend it wisely.
