>Get him to the GreekStarring Russell BrandCo stars P DiddyProduced by Harvey WeinsteinName a more cursed movie
>>224215140Even the title makes me cringe. What does it even mean. To the Greek what? Pantheon? Wedding? Yogurt?
>>224215200It’s slang for salad tossing“Get him to the Greek” as in Caesar salad. salad tossing. As in licking anus
>>224215200It's a venue
is it true that this movie was...you know?
What do you bet they all made jokes behind Jonah Hill’s back about him not being invited to the orgies every day when they were done filming?
>Jonah Hill as Aaron Green, a record company employee>Russell Brand as Aldous Snow, a free-spirited rock star with a faltering career who first appears in Forgetting Sarah Marshall>Sean Combs as Sergio Roma, a volatile and aggressive record company owner and Aaron's boss who assigns him to manage Aldous>Aziz Ansari as Matty Briggs, one of Aaron's co-workers>T. J. Miller as Brian, a hotel clerk>produced by Harvey Weinstein>Jonah hill gets raped in it>Lars UlrichYeah pretty fucking cursed
>>224215389Aziz Ansari? The crab hands molestor?
>>224215353All of them laughing at Jonah Hill being too fat and weak to rape any women with them!
>>224215420The very same. Also, Lars didnt even do anything, I just don't like him, simple as.
>>224215353>>224215441You’re disrespecting him in surf culture
the most cursed movie is Poltergeist>>224215140
>>224215200Before watching the movie, without knowing anything about the plot, I thought there's some character in the story (possibly Russell Brand's?) who's an ethnic Greek and they have to get someone to him for some reason, like Nick the Greek from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
>>224215140Jonah is next
>>224215200Russell Brand plays a wannabe rock star. His Jewish producer is bringing him to a prominent and powerful Greek man in the music industry who puts Brand through various humiliation rituals in exchange for fame and fortune. Great piece of soft-disclosure
>>224215140It’s a great movie. While being highly rated overall I still think it is *underrated* as a comedy
he greeked a child like all right wingers
>>224215665Npc tier discourse.Do better
>>224215140jonah FELSTEIN hahahaha fucking jewish kike name, fucking curly hate rat faced fat kike, fucking kikestein shekelberg over here clinkin his coins, fat faggot
>Npc tier discourse.>Do better
>>224215453>Lars didnt even do anythingnice try lars you faggot
>he greeked a child like all right wingers
>>224215140Get Him to the Creek
>>224215140Big Harv didn’t have anything to do with this movie.
>>224215389what a line upIncredible
I'm legit surprised Jonah's face on this poster never became a meme.
>>224215571Ah yes, because we all know how powerful the GREEKS are in hollywood haha those rich GREEKS and their silly hats and noses
>>224215140X-men by Bryan Singer. Paradise for pederasty. Maybe Children of Pederasty should be the new arthouse title from A24, remake of (gay!) Marcel Carne.
>>224215200there is no greek people in the film. its a classic russell brand bait and switch, a bit of the ol stick it in the front door, leave in the backdoor, all outlined in his booky-wooky
>>224215140Now it’s more watchable than ever
>>224215140i actually liked it, it was pretty funny
I 100% believe this movie was either a Freudian slip from all the actors or them taunting us about all the shit they do behind closed doors.
I genuinely liked the Jeffrey joke
>>224217710No shit
>>224217749Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey
>>224217710yeah no shit. even the ending song "furry walls" was just something the character russell brand is playing personally experienced turned into a sex metaphor. its a movie mocking how media personalities hide their evil in plain sight, so its a layer deeper than that even
>>224217540>when you see your food coming then the waitress double checks the ticket and takes it to another table
>>224215140Get Him To The Diddy Party
>>224217825I thought it was about the furry wall that Jonah played with while high on drugs
>>224215200Greek Theater in Hollywood
>>224217540no one really wants to look at jonah feldstein enough to make a meme of him. think about it: his best meme is a picture of a french woman
>>224217820Why the fuck wouldn't it be called a Jeffrey?
Holy shit I just found out Jonah Hill got MeToo’d as well.This is genuinely the most rapey film ever>A scene in which Jonah Hill's character is raped has been lambasted by critics as being "particularly egregious"[16] and "horrific"[17] and of furthering rape culture by "reinforc(ing) cultural myths surrounding the acceptance of rape."[18]>After Combs was arrested and indicted in the Southern District of New York on September 16, 2024, on charges of racketeering, sex trafficking by force, and transportation for purposes of prostitution, observers noticed that his Get Him to the Greek character Sergio Roma committed several crimes in the film that were similar to his sexual misconduct allegations in real life.[19] Combs was later sentenced to 50 months in prison on two of his charges.[20]>In addition to Combs, Russell Brand has also been accused and convicted of multiple sexual misconduct allegations, following on from a 2023 joint-investigation by Channel 4's Dispatches and The Sunday Times.[21][22] On 5 November 2026, Brand was convicted of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.[23][24][25]>In addition to Combs and Brand, in 2023, Jonah Hill — then still dealing with accusations of abuse from ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady[26][27][28] — was accused by former child star, Alexa Nikolas, of getting her drunk and sexually assaulting her at the home of actor Justin Long when Hill was 24 years old and Nikolas was a 16 year old minor. While Nikolas is quoted as saying that what Hill did to her “was a crime,” no criminal charges were ever brought against Hill
Do you think Rose Byrne regrets playing Brands girlfriend in it? She looks so hot in her pop star outfits
>>224215140A guy gets raped for laughs in this, never liked it from the start
>>224218362>of getting her drunk and sexually assaulting her when Nikolas was a 16 year oldWait this drives the plot of superbad, "I got so drunk I slept with that guy... We could be those guys!" >>224215200This never occurred to me as a southern CA that the title would make zero sense to the rest of the world. It was from a time where Hollywood got extremely self-referential with their comedy. Does anyone ever think about the weird sex scene in forgetting Sarah Marshall where Russell brand is doing a backbend with Kristin Bell. So funny! Really funny joke! The joke is making you watch a weird sex scene and also the main character is sad about breaking up with her. Really funny!
>>224215389>>224215140>>224215420>it even has Aziz Ansari in itThis must be fake. I don't believe you.Let me guess, Jimmy Saville, Trump, Epstein and Prince Andrew all also make background cameo appearances, waving at the camera and winking.
>>224218454African Child is a surprisingly good song Rose Byrne being a slutty pop star is a bonushttps://youtu.be/H-YCZr0epts
>>224215140Who sees that poster and thinks "this will sell our movie"
>>224218549Gary Glitters Rock and Roll part 2 starts playing
>>224218498Oh so it’s funny when women get raped, but men getting raped upsets the chudcels? Fuck you.
>>224218609>it does in fact sell the movie
>>224218609Its a GEM
>>224215140This movie and the tie-in soundtrack album by Brand are actually really funny.
>>224218689So you think we should let him out of prison just for a few funny songs?
>>224217540Nigga it was 2010 the best you were getting with this is the impact font
>>224215200He doesn’t know about Aristotle Onassis Lmao. Goyim really be like this
Had a lot of cameos too. Any of these comtroversial?
>>224218705Yes but also because he literally did nothing wrong.
>>224218774>meghan MarkleDidn’t her dad JUST get outed as a megapedo?She wasn’t even married to a prince in 2010 why was she worth having as a cameo in this?
>>224218779Well if him raping women up the ass isn’t wrong then it wouldn’t be wrong if some prisoners take turns using his anus as a Fleshlight
>>224218774yeah paul krugman is the worst economist of all time and an all around jack ass
>>224215140Russell Brand did nothing wrongP Diddy did nothing wrongHarvey Weinstein did nothing wrong
>>224218830What about Puff Daddy?
>>224218790I read that the British police knew but didn’t report him to the phillipines authorities and just told Megan for some reason
>>224217820>>224217749Epstein
>>224215200russell brand was just trying to impregnate they/them thats pretty much the whole movie. diddy diddles a riddle as well
>>224216024Lars was a good sport for playing along. His comic timing is better than his actual timing.
>>224219060Russell brand a mark haha
>>224218609At the time it absolutely did.
>>224215200>To the Greek what? To the Greek Unrated. It's literally in the picture OP posted, retard.
>>224215140And the worst part? It has the fat guy from Superbad in it.
>>224215550rolling
>>224218774Billy Bush the pussy tapes guy? If so, the list keeps growing!
>Get Him to the Category B Vulnerable Prisoner Unit!Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
>>224215550God i hope so.
>>224215550jonah got molested by everyone in hollywood. hes gonna lead the next metoo maybe. he even got molested in this film. why do you think russell went with the "im a changed, christian, moral man" and jonah went with "dont fuck with me i know kung fu"
>>224218774>dee snider why is the bottle meme scrubbed lol
Tick tock
>>224220146>be loser dork who gets no pussy>do a 180 when girls start to take interest from your work and statusclassic. should have just been yourself, lil fat jewboy
>>224218790>Didn’t her dad JUST get outed as a megapedo?Just like her husband's uncle ?
>>224215140>Name a more cursed movieChild, you should learn aboutTwilight Zone: The Movie.
>>224218774>not editing the image to add Jimmy Saville, Trump and Epstein for shits and gigglesThis place used to be fun.
>>224218605why would you name something "African Child" unless you wanted everyone to hate it?
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>>224218549Jeffrey is the name of the drug they take and they call it that because it sounds like a harmless bloke
>>224215140Co-starring Rose Byrne who cancelled C.K.
>>224218790Yes, they found a house of his in Tijuana filled with cp>>224218774Katy Perry has had her share of controversies including sexual assault
>>224220885Katy Perry has 100% been to Diddy parties and crazy orgies, now we just need the footage!!
>>224218989https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m
>>224215140The movie was disturbing af. The tone was like it was meant for 5-12 year olds, but the themes were basically do as many drugs as possible, they're totally harmless and funny, and let your gf fuck other people in front of you. Literally that was how the movie ended.
>>224215140How would the Ornella fiasco have turned out is Brand was there instead of Teller?
>>224220885>Katy Perry has had her share of controversies including sexual assaultThe Ruby Rose one is too outlandish for me to believe, they expect me to believe that a mega lesbo like RR pre-fame had prime Katey Perry’s pussy shoved in her face and she’s mad about it? Pull the other leg
>>224215140just imagine all the raping going on during the filming.
>holy friggin balls, this movie's so heckin cursed cuz lowk there's so many pdf files in it like ong wtf
Counsel: Your honour, let me make the case for the defence. Okay, we have a few black marks against Russell here, but are they not counterweighted by all his good deeds, such as>[...]>???and of course>blank pageRussell: Beggin' yore pardon, me honnah, but oi fink thet is a gross misrepresentation of my work and mission in this world. Wot abaht my Christian proselytisin' and all thet, and the sticky notes wot oi put me in me Bibley Wibley for me eternal Jesusman, peace be upon 'im and so forth.
>>224215140ornella said she'd still rather get raped in the ass by russell than kissed on the cheek by jonah!!!
>>224218774>Paul KrugmanThe world renowned braindead economist?
>>224221523for me, its GET HIM MIH TEG
>>224218645You wouldn't know funny, even if it raped you in the face.
