Totally 80s! editionPrevious >>224196383
EEEVVVIIILLLLLLL
>>224215799DDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
>>224215799>>224215818Not so fast--
>>224215791basado
>>224215828evil… lives…
>>224215791
>>224215791The 80’s was so cringe
>>224215791Totally based!>>224214143She was so sexy.
Reminder that anonymously spamming 80s hate from your phone does not mean /hor/ hates the 80s.
some of the stories were rather middling, but still interesting. the POV zombie scene was really cool, but man, the last story about the blind men elderly home was something else. totally worth sitting through the first few. the old man from clockwork delivers an amazingly menacing performance. seething with rage. wonderful. also, 70s Joan Collins was pretty hot. She has that ayylmao-fu appeal.7/10 overall. 9/10 for the last story.
>>224215791tfw no aerobics milf gf
>>224215861>the 80s was so cr-- ACKGet zapped, dweeb.
>>224215861I just don’t like how unserious the whole decade was.
>>224215932Compared to what?
Bodacious boobs sis
>>224215932the real life was too depressing, so the media needed to be a little more uplifting. people that have 80s nostalgia didnt have to live in the reality of it, they only know the media.
>>224215962How was the 80’s depressing? Everyone that grew up in the 80’s is currently a childish loser.
>>224215932I just don't like how you habitually spam 4chan from your parents' basement in Toronto.>inb4 "What?"
>>224215946Compared to every other decade.
>>224216012
>>224215989nigga, crime and gang violence was at an all time high. bleedover from the 70s as well, but crack cocaine sealed the deal. thats why regean won with such a high percentage.
>>224215989>childish loserAren't you a man in your 30s living in your parents basement?
>>224216012You’re grasping at straws.
Is Iron Lung any good?
>>224216091>youtube sloppass
>>224216071Just say “blacks have saturated society” and we would have understood. >>224215861I agree.
>>224215791holy based
>>224216091If you like videogame adaptions, it's one. It's not bad but imo it's too long.
>it’s right behind me isn’t it
>>224216109stop talking to yourself cringelord
>>224216050Hell yeah anon, you know ball.
The Cycle is already the best horror movie of hte last five years.
>>224216109spics are more violent than niggers. niggers are just stupid low impulse monkeys.
>>224216152I really enjoyed it. Was not expecting it at all.
224216144very nice
>>224215932That decade produced the adult losers we have today. >>224215932Goofy horror movies for a decade produced the clowns we have today.
>>224216152Good werewolf effects but I don't know about the rest of it. I don't think I'd watch it again.
>>224216152Nah, I like it but the ending was a bit rote.
Name a movie that captures the spirit of a novel as well as Apocalypse Now does with Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. The movie is more depressing than the book.
>>224215799HAS NO DISGUISE
>>224216423WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL
>>224215909How about an aerobics teen gf?
>>224216736How about you face the wall?
>>224216776Will I get an aerobics teen gf?
>>224216844Then I will gladly face the wall :)
>>224216071It's great that everything wrong with the world is due to Reagan. This dipshit is looking up at us too.
>consortin with demonsthats a paddlin
>>224216507Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>224216870Born a simp. Die a simp.
>>224216920coraline for adults
>>224215791Any recommendations for HBO Max horror? Tusk is pretty weird
>>224216958Simping is its own reward :)
My life is really great
>>224217003Meant for >>224216958
>>224216152It was pretty solid. I like the idea a lot.
>>224215902I'll take a look if the one about the elderly home is that good.
>read a modern horror book rec'd by some YouTubefag>happy that its not extreme horror slop>turns out it's an allegory for trangender identityNever again.
>>22421730990% of shit published after 2015 is going to be troonslop, contemporary fiction is a minefield
>>224217309men have stopped writing or reading books apparently. or at least that's what the Web tells me. I imagine that like film, everyone just wants a gimmick>>224217335kek
>>224215962You wasn't there, anon. You wasn't there!
>>224216091>Is Iron Lung any good?No, but Lung Leg is.
>>224215989I barely existed in the 80s, but based on the movies it seems like everybody - that is, everybody who made movies - was mad at Ronald Reagan.
>>224217707Probably only leftists were mad
I watched The Howling.What a fucking patchy movie - starts with a great pace and slows to a damn crawl. Some good effects but metered out.Double billed it with American Werewolf in London.A classic for a reason. Feel like I could watch 4 hours of it. Any other good werewolf kino?
>>224217877Dog Soldiers and Underworld series
This is a movie.
>>224218109It was a different time...
>>224217877Ginger snaps 1+2. Not a fan of the third one but you can try it if you're interestedWolfThe Company of WolvesBad moon (idk i liked it)I liked the 2010 wolfman but ik it's kinda mehSilver bulletWolfen is a weird one and I know it was a book first but I thought it was kinda coolDog soldiers like the other anon said, peak fun.
>>224218349*absorbs toxic waste*Round 2, motha FUCKA
>>224217091i have a thing for old british aesthetics and actors, maybe i'm a bit biased (england is a horrorible place after all heh). its rather minimal, but the ending got to me due to the good setup. its definitely the best of the five stories. and if you skip the others and just watch the last 20 minutes/story, you wont feel like you wasted your time i would argue
>>224217409good bauer bush in that. instant diamonds. the movie is dull though. at least theres a good transfer of it
>>224216109>>224215932>>224215861All me btw
>>224218109So is this.
>>224218109>fags in the shower!This is a great movie. Dance fight scene is the best parthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyby99C7_cg
>>224217707That's because Reagan completely fucked the US. The first two Terminator movies are even a critique of his presidency. If you assume Reagan was the cause of anything bad that happened in your life, you'll be right more often than you'll be wrong.
>>224218458Don’t waste post count with posts like these
>>224218561>Fucked for decades>ReAgAn!
>>224218684My understanding, I was really young, is the economy was good enough under Reagan they elected his vice president, Bush, after his two terms were up. But there were those who claimed he was a nazi/fascist etc. It was also the Evangelist/Satanic Panic era. I haven't actually seen this movie.
>>224218458
Mummy...
>>224218405>Fuck you, stupid chair!Monsters and their unending hatred of furniture never ceases to amuse me.
>>224218938Old
>>224218684>completely fuckedYes Reagan
>>224218175The Moll Flanders Vampire is one of the twins from F13 4
>>224219063kek, I'm not going to be able to watch film without noticing this now
>>224219824Apparently Once Bitten has multiple F13 actors in it
I am putting on the Institute season 2
>>224220007Based King
>>224220048Pun intended?
>>224220073Yes
>>224220007Oh shit, it's out?Noice
>>224220092Based King
>>224220096Yeah
>>224220096Are you excited?
>>224220191Yes, we are huge Stephen King fans here.
>>224215791>enjoy Terrorvision>eventually watch The Dungeonmaster>it turns out that the music video that Suzy likes in Terrorvision is from that movieBoth Empire productions so it makes sense, but it's a cool easter egg
>>224220249We are also big Jessica Harper fans here
>>224215791Did people really just walk around looking like this in the 80s?
>>224220331Goofy ahh funky ahh decade
RIP to Stacy Keach
>>224220331Not in rural areas you wouldn't really see that. There was some fashion spillover and big feathered hair, but nothing that extreme
Blood Hook was a bit more 80s than expected. I didn't watch it until recently
>>224220603But it doesn't go as hard as something like Death Spa
>>224220331It's those damn enchiladas!
>>224220372RIP
>>224220632oh my
Camp Miasma was alright for what it is, but I felt like I got tricked into watching it thinking it would be a slasher movie that just happened to have some tranny flavor to it, when it was primarily a tranny drama that incidentally referenced horror movies in a meta way
>>224220841I didn't see it and I could have told you that.
I’m not watching camp miasma
>>224220841I saw the "person" that made the movie being spammed here and on /tv/ in general and I wasn't going to watch it. I got a backlog of other stuff I can watch instead of trans propaganda.
Just put on VFW
amanda is mid
>>224215791radical
>>224215909I used to read about Mary Woronov all the time before I'd seen any of her movies because she was in everything sleazy, and I imagined she was some Anna Nicole Smith type super sex bimbo... and then I actually saw her.never gotten it, bros. give me the Landers sisters instead any day.
>>224216050really something that this guy's whole filmography is getting restored. I don't even know how well known he is in Japan.
>>224216273>That decade produced the adult losers we have today.anon hates the 80s because he hates himself.
>>224219824f13 4 has a lot of good talent
>>224221142What's the worst order to watch these movies in?
>>224215791>back in '86...
>>224220331It was the Reagan era after all>It's their cultcha
>>224220331me on the left
>tfw when we didn't end up in the cool wasteland punk fashion future
>>224221180Go back
>>224220331I don't think they would hang out with each other they're all dressed like different subcultures
>>224221162probably backwards
>>224221223You would be the gay black guy
>>224221247The Breakfast Club
>>224218853I've been alive long enough to see that the media just pisses and shits themselves anytime there's a Republican president no matter what the president's doing. I don't even vote, but it's a recognizable pattern. They didn't give Bush Sr. that hard a time because he was such a wimp. I mean anyone who was around for George W. should remember they were treating him like a serial killer too. And the media I grew up with treated Nixon like Satan. Hell I remember a movie where they actually give him an exorcism.
>>224218938not into the Kathleen Turner type
>>224220331this is such a great movie that Jewel Shephard manages to only be the third hottest woman in it
>>224221162starting with part 6
>>224220331didn't realize how tall Nunes was
>>224221399Bev still lookin' slurpy
>>224221449>tfw no Tina gf
>>224221471This place just has to descend into simping every general.
>>224221471Nice
>>224221520Or 80’s circlejerking
>Overlord features an attractive French woman>Gay nazi brings up the Black man
The girl in the original Blair Witch Project movie looks so old now
>>224221520>>224221541It's a simp and 80s general. Learn to love it.
>>224221596get a fucking life
>>224221583Stay mad. Lmao.
For me, it's Boom Boom Bonnie
>>224221583She is too old.
>>224221583Overlord was a black main character movie.
>>224221596Yeah https://www.fangoria.com/the-blair-witch-project-reunion-exclusive/
>>224221583You’re still mad about it
>>224221786You'll forever be assmad over Black actors. It's your culture after all.
Just finished VFW. Pretty good
>>224221870remember these books?
>>224221870goddamn, those makeup effects are awesome
Hippopotamus on Tubi was pretty good
>>224221897I learned the other day that the artist who designed the CFTBL also did the Metaluna Mutant from This Island Earth, and it also had a fantastic effect where the mouthpiece breathed. It's the small details for sure.
>>224221901I will add it to watchlist
>>224216012“You know… LOVE. the language of love.”
>>224216736First third of the movie, she’s all (form-fitting) T&A
>>224222131fun fact: she was two years old here
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
This was shitty especially since the first movie was so good
>>224221870>blackDon't tell the resident gay nazi
>Australian creature feature "Don’t Look" on the way by Sting/Beast of War director>Set against the backdrop of the Australian outback, the film follows 15-year-old Riley (Alyla Browne), travelling with her father when they come across two seemingly abandoned cars at an isolated desert crossing.
>>224222383She looks annoying
>>224222407zesty ahh nigga
>>224222383(salivation intensifies)
>>224222479>no gril from HatchingDisappointment
>>224222510she was too athletic and not cutesy enough for me.
I'm going under the table. I'll be back to see if the positive reviews here were accurate.
>>224222521You sound fat and smelly
>>224222559how do you "sound smelly"
>>224222569easy: *frrrrrrrtttttttt*
>>224222521>not cutesy enoughok
>yeah sorry bro we just forgot how to make films like this
>>224222645But now we have digital cameras. Think of how much easier it is for the poor directors to work with.
>>224222545Forgot pic kek.
>>224222733I knew what you were talkin' aboutI loved it, I don't think the majority will be so enthusiastic.
>>224217335Kek, is the death penalty an option your honor? Read sword and sorcery, it's still a patrician genre
>>224222545>>224222733Maybe you'll enjoy it, Anon. But you have to understand that "the positive reviews here" are just people that want to suck on Jessica Chastain's lactating nipples, and that's all there is to it.
>>224222772I want to do that, but there was other stuff I liked about it toothis IS my vote for the best she's looked in anything, though.
>>224222772>people that want to suck on Jessica Chastain's lactating nipplesI'm working on a spec sequel script called "Other Baby" where I do just that.
>>224222789kek
>>224222407Bratty, even
>>224222383>another movie in the DCU (Don't Cinematic Universe)Neat.
>longessica can't hurt you>longessica:The effects in this were actually impressive for the budget, Rob Savage pulled it off. Chastain was the perfect casting too. It benefited from having a retarded plot, like yeah whatever get it out of the way so you can cover her in slime and have her crawl towards me.
>>224223280Nipple status?
>>224223294Longnipples, part of the LCU
>>224223280Not a fan of this creepy stuff in the dark to hide our goofy cgi trope.
>>224223324and if it was plainly visible you'd complain about the CG.
>>224223360Perhaps we should stop relying on shitty CG and return to tradition?
>>224223384and then you'd complain about that. I know you, bitch, you're just a complainathunk
>>224223384We've... lost the technology>>224223360skill issue>>224223392Is this Minority Report? We're just complaining about people possibly complaining in a hypothetical future?
>>224223384>>224223360to be fair there's heaps of practical effects, it's just hard to tell the apart because most are combos.
>>224223280What exactly am I supposed to see here? It's just a blank rectangle.
>>224223433The chair and green blocks make this look like a VR game
>>224223384>Perhaps we should stop relying on shitty CG and return to tradition?We're going to let AI and AI produce the CGI. I stopped watching new movies already. It's gonna get rough for those who haven't.
>>224223433I don't actually mind CGI in these instances where it's used to touch up practical effects. That should've always been it's intended purpose instead of using it for effects entirely.
>>224223280I liked how overpowered her character was. reality bending and everything.
Ended up watching the Terrifier movies.I don't know what I was expecting, but the first one was the only salvageable one. The plot in 2 and 3 is so obnoxious and overbearing that it actually detracts from the kills.Yes, the gore is nice and the clown is fun, but I can do without an obnoxious sidekick and main character dad subplot that take so much time they have to kill off characters off-screen.
>>224223624they're calling it the gayest movie ever
>>224223624the first one had a real magic about resisting plot. it's like the characters in the film are going through the same as the meta viewer, looking for some reason the clown is killing, but having to accept that it's just a creepy killer clown.
>>224223677Why do we care why the clown is killing?
>>224223691we're all loomis
>>224223718not this pilgrim
>>224223718I thought Loomis knew?
>>224223903
>>224223903He knows it's EVIIIIIIIILLLLLL.the Nu-mis in the 2018 series wanted to know though.>>224223928kek
Just finished watching MadS and did not like it at all. Thought the characters were even less sympathetic than the ones in the Fall movies. I guess I don't like shit about people running around in circles, I hated End of Oak Street too. Went in almost completely blind, didn't know it was the same director as Ils, which I also hated. Apparently he did a segment in the newest VHS, which I haven't seen yet, but can safely assume I'm going to hate.
>>224222733
>Best girl in the movie J.J gets killed immediately after shes introduced
friday the 13th this week
>>224223937The more I hear about this Nu-mins fellow the less I care for him.
>>224224194Crystal Lake is the only F13 property I haven't watched yet and I've seen all the movies dozens of times. Guess it's Lake time!
RIP
>>224223280some other anon is watching it right now too>>224224178
>Troll 2>it's about goblins
Good morning, working class. Have a great day at work and cannot wait to watch horror movies after.
I watched Rosemary's baby for the first time yesterday. I didn't like the acting or the filming very much, decent for it's time I suppose, I enjoyed the plot and the ending though.
>>224222815>Bratty, even>>224224147She looks so hot with that hair/leather jacket/guitar combo.>>224225692It should've been a half-hour shorter and had a more satisfying ending imo it's not even Polanski's best.
>>224225375I recommend filtering the term "working class", btw.
Why'd she do it?
>>224225797I'd give her a week of wonders if you know what I mean.
>>224225692lol I watched it early this year with completely warped expectations because my only knowledge of it came from that unhinged TV sequel that used to play all the time when I was a kid
>>224225692Mia Farrow's cute little tits were the stand out feature for me.
Is it weird that I like Manhunter more than Silence of the Lambs because there's less horror in it? I like the relative realism and police procedural stuff a lot. And some parts are still horrifying, I really like the first shot of the crime scene because it's just a ridiculous amount of blood in a mostly goreless film. The sudden reveal is like a punch to the gut.
>>224222383>the new Nicole KidmanJesus Christ, I thought we stopped doing that shit
>>224226961Anthony Hopkins is pretty hammy compared to Brian Cox. I can't imagine Hopkins' version as a real person practicing psychology and living a seemingly normal life at any point.
good morning to the unemployed. Let’s have a great day of doing nothing again and maybe talk about horror movies
>>224227521Yeah, the Hopkins version is like a supervillain. And they keep him in a dungeon. Cox's performance is a lot more convincing to me in its restraint, and the sterile white cell is both more believable and visually interesting.
>Troll 3>it's about vines
I wonder if that zoo scene in The Omen made some viewers develop a fear of baboons.
>>224222479>Addams Family>Conjuring 2>M3gan What are the rest?
>>224226784What did he mean?
>>224227908baboons are horrifying regardles
>>224222383Cool, now we'll have two new Nicole Kidman, with Sadie Sink.
>Zombie 5>it's about birds
>>224229207zombie birds?
>>224228838Sadie Sink is like 25 or something and reddit was clutching it's pearls over her doing that jeans commercial where she showed ass
>>224229207So you're saying it's some sort of...Birdemic?
>>224218109They couldn't bother giving the vampire character fangs in the poster?
>>224227979topIsland Austin in Insidious: Out of the FurtherArabella Olivia Clark in The Hand that Rocks the CradleLulu Wilson in Annabelle: CreationmiddleViolet McGraw in M3ganMadison Wolfe in The Conjuring 2Alyla Browne in StingbottomShree Crooks in StephanieRyan Kiera Armstrong in FirestarterChristina Ricci in The Addams Family
First footage from K-Pop themed slasher film 'Perfect Girl'https://x.com/Bleuubenn/status/2118525444035400116/video/1
>>224227908That's a healthy fear to have
>>224229588Thanks anon. I'm always looking for more cute and funny kinos to add to my watch list.
>>224230206R-
Hmmmm, I think it's time for another rewatch of Let the Right One In.
>>224230082ngl, looks skippable
>‘Werwulf’ Gets Hard ‘R’ Rating for Disturbing Violence, Gore, Sexual Assault & Graphic Nuditywtf is wrong either Eggers
Just finished. The other day I was watching the W.A.V.E. Productions documentary and laughing at how absurd it was for people to be paying to have women pretend to drown in quicksand or get chloroformed in order to get off, and then they showed a clip of Debbie D. naked on a platter, covered in oil and with an apple in her mouth, and I thought "uh-oh", lmaoThis is about a guy who got ripped off by lawyer Debbie, so he kidnaps her and prepares to cook her alive. It's just an excuse to have him grope her for fifteen minutes, then run a hitachi up and down her body, baste her with a brush, and spray champagne and paprika all over her. She's extremely good natured about the whole thing and gives him tips for how to prepare her best the whole time. Debbie has a fantastic body and this was both hot and hilarious, and only 45 minutes.
>>224231025O_O woah
>>224230772Where did he get the n-word pass?
>new Chucky film on the way>new Friday film on the way>new Nightmare film on the way80s bros, did we win
>>224231111i gave it to him
>>224231111kek
>>224231111Kek'd & checked
Can documentaries be horror?
>>224228399Tell me about it
>>224231302Wisconsin Death Trip is good.
>>224230395Yeah looks very low budget. Shame, given the cast.
>>224230082Nice
>>224231417holy sweet fucking jesus what the fuck hell on the cross sweet crossing fuck hell yaaaaaaack
For me, it's the nanny from The Omen
>>224231302Who will play him for the inevitable biopic
>>224231607idris elba
>>224231430Pathetic
>>224231417this is all I see
>>224231417>The director's explicit fetish
>>224215791was kinda surprised how nice her tits were, compared to Medusa'sMedusa fucked John Holmes in a 70s Charlie's Angel spoof btw
>>224224709Another thing that apparently existed in the 80s I never encountered, roaming gangs of punk hoodlums/vandals
>>224220970super fun movie, I loved it
he's literally me.
>>224231430This is pathetic.
>>224232640
>>224223152
>>224232713
>>224233165For sure, many of posters are redditors and would mass report and block you.
>>224233186I was copefarming reddit today and a mod legit said “I will be doing lots of bans” in a thread.
>>224221051That movie is such a cult classicSTAND UP AND BE COUNTEDDON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK TOO FAR
Keywords: rape, female full frontal nudity, torture, brutality, female topless nudity, prisoner, dystopia, sadism, violence, misogyny
>>224220331did you not?
>>224233165Yeah, you have a humiliation fetish after all.
>>224224249THE TIMEHAS COMESO LET OUT A CHEERWE'RE OFF TO GO TO CAMP 'CAUSE SUMMER IS HERETHE TREESARE GREENTHE WATER IS BLUECAMP CRYSTAL LAKE OH WE LOVE YOU
>>224232772
Keywords: ghost, autism, home recording, flute
Keywords: Interracial, cuckold, canine, metaphorical, trauma, slow-burn, queer
>>224233666That fucking bitch!!
>>224233666Nice post, satan
>>224215861The 80s were fucking cool
Keywords: lesbian sex, cult film, lesbian lover, female frontal nudity, disembowelment, female nudity, animal violence, female rear nudity, dog, dream
>>224233762Indeed
>>224217685Thought this was the booger eater from The Fall
Analog photography and horror go together like fine wine
>first promotional pic for our new shark movie sequel is a sweaty, dirty, hairy muscular dude
>>224234033This looks like something out of Danger 5 and that's a good thing
They're kinda cute.
>>224234092>bald is ug-
>>224234109he was coping... and then he was cooked!
>>224234033Charlie Day
Favorite demon possession movie anons? There's plenty of them out there
>>224234165>>224234165>>224234165new
NEW >>224234204NEW>>224234204NEW>>224234204
>>224234185>>224234212Early
>>224234417sorry
>>224229259Ironically that's Zombie 3
>>224215791I literally just randomly watched that today. Such a comfy little movie. I remember a local station playing that in the middle of the night in the 90s, and it scared the shit out of me because everyone dies. The humor was lost on me at the time.
>>224219881The chick who gets killed by Jason on the raft in F13 Final Chapter and the girlfriend who lets her brain get eaten in Return of the Living Dead 2 are Wyatt and Gary's girlfriends in Weird Science.
>>224220603Directed by Jim Mallon, the guy who directed the vast majority of episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and owned the rights until he sold them to Shout Factory in the mid-2010s.
>>224231126I'm genuinely curious to see how Twilight of the Dead turns out.
>>224236000Has Rifftrax done it?
