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>>224232417
STAAAAR TREEEEEEEEK SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAAANHEEEE IIIIS THEEEEEE MOST SEXY MAAAAAAAAAN
Reminder that Cardassians once had beards
reasons why you have to show the face of the actor even if they're an alien:-they're supposed to be a hot sexy female alien so you have to not really do anything to her fucking face because that's the entire reason she was cast (literally why Dax has cheetah spots like Famke Jansen did instead of the original Trill look)-person cast is some big shot who you actually want to be recognizable because they add prestige and production value to your show by appearing in it and being recognizable-see above but also actors who have enough clout to say I'm in on the condition I don't have to sit for 8 hours in a makeup chair-they really need to emote an specific way that they can't with heavy makeup on-there's some kind of complication preventing them from wearing full masks like claustrophobia, allergies etc etc
>>224232498nice forehead vagina
O'Brien died in a transporter accident on the Enterprise. The entire DS9 show is his living nightmare
star trek sex with jadzia dax
They should just hire aliens instead of doing makeup.
How many tokens did Data use daily?
>>224233128About tree fiddy
Star Trek interdimensional sex through a spatial rift
when I finish Voyager should I go back to watching X-Files or watch B5?
>>224232498>Reminder that Cardassians once had beards
>>224233128>How many tokens did Data use daily?He be token all de time, mon
>>224233250kek
>>224233197Watch B5 so you can compare it to DS9
>>224233184>Fluidic space is bodily fluids
>>224233197kys, faithless motherfucker
>>224233197B5
Where does a beginner start with Star Trek? What got you lads into it?
>>224233951TNG is the best starting point. I "got into" it because I'm a free thinking person born in a year that starts with 19 and I can decide to watch episodes of a tv show on my own and decide if I like it with my own brain rather than seek consensus on the internet for attention beforehand
>>224233999We all started from a point of ignorance, I'm just asking what it was like to enter this fandom of a dozen different series, no need to turn it into an insult
>>224234115"get into" is a red flag for fucking zoomer retards who will contribute nothing of value to a community because they are in it to be "part of" something for clout and have no interesting opinions or care for the subject matter whatsoever. it's called gatekeeping and it's extremely useful. either watch the show and come back and talk about it or fuck off you piece of shit zoomer faggot.
>>224234148That's a lot of verbiage to say you're a grog bog. Gaykeeping is how fandoms die
>>224233951TNG is the standard point of entry unless you really love the original Twilight Zone show, then you should start with TOS. First season of TNG is a bit rough and the second is up and down but the third is fantastic.
>>224234197Not that anon but if you only knew what the Trek fanbase has gone through dealing with Kurtzman for the last 10+ years, dealing with the awful tranny cartoon that exclusively draws Rick and Morty retards to the fanbase -- I think a lot of us would rather see it dead than watching it turn into some moron convention and that's the truth.You'll understand if Trek really clicks with you.For now, just watch TNG and report back when you're at the end of S3.
>>224234197Gatekeeping protects fandoms from faggotry and tourism. Look at what happened to Star Trek when the gates were lowered.
>>224234252Normally I'd agree but Star Trek was always gay liberalism, it was just more subtle about it back in the day.
>>224234303you just proved yourself as a faggot and tourist
>>224234236>>224234211Thank you anons>>224234252Yeah that's the point isn't it? How would I know what my newfag ass is missing unless the real mccoy, the oldfag fan clues me in? I appreciate it when people are spirited about what they like
>>224234324I'm not a ST fan, but I know for a fact thats what the series was always about, there's no denying it dude.
>Star Trek was always...This is how you can sniff them out
>>224234368>I'm not a ST fanlike i said.
>>224234383And? Does that automatically mean ST wasn't always gay liberalism? The Federation and the values of the show are literally 20th century liberalism incarnate, which is what left to modern day woke leftism in the first place.
>>224234410it means you're a tourist and have no interest in Star Trek just like was obvious from your first post
>>224234503Go ahead, try and convince me that ST wasn't always gay liberal propaganda.
>>224234511they were being ironic
>>224234511>how can I turn a 60 year old TV show I've never watched into /pol/brained slop talking points because I was born in 2005 and am an election tourist to 4chan
>>2242325112/3 was why the Klingons in ST6, and especially Chang, had subdued ridges. He almost looked like a TOS Klingon.
>>224234621this was because the actor didn't want to sit in make-up all day so they compromised
>>224234608i watched a lot of TNG when I was a teenager.I started noticing the liberalism pretty fast when I became aware of political things at 15.star trek has always been left wing. it's the future as envisioned by people who really really liked John Lennon's "Imagine". It's why I started not liking it as much as I became more conservative in my later youth, especially during my christfag years.
>>224234685you didn't watch shit because you started on /pol/troonery immediately instead of actually discussing the show. you are a literal retarded zoomzoom and are ngmi
letting Tom Paris put a baby inside you is probably the most humiliating thing I can imagine inside the universe of Star Trek. Maquis are truly subhumans not even worthy of life
>>224234685You should watch Feral Historian's recent vid about Star Trek's politics, "Yesterday's Progressivism". Trek was always progressive, sometimes aggressively so, but not "woke" unless defining that word to the point of meaningless.Also contra >>224234511, it would be pretty hard to substantiate the "gay" part of that claim. Berman was a based homophobe and either shut down or watered down everybody's proposals in that area whenever it came up. There was more gay propaganda in Golden Girls.
When STD had that tranny character tell the gay man>I want to be they/them from now on.and he just smiles and nods
I was so right to hate B'Elanna and Lineage just proves it
>>224235143You hate every character you're not gay for
>>224235214I literally like most characters in Star Trek. it's just a shame some of them end up being pathetic stand-ins for the showrunners and their pathetic real-life personalities and therefore hateable
>>224234928It's the 32nd century, why was "coming out" still such a big deal?
>But introduce some low effort bait and those same friendly, wonderful people, will become as mean and as viscious as the most bloodthirsty /k/lingon.
>>224235311That's what got me. IIRC she says something like "I've never really felt like a she", which would be as silly as somebody today explaining "I've never really been attracted to girls" instead of just saying they're gay (except with an added millennium of supposed social progress making it even sillier). It gets to inability of today's prog creatives to imagine any set of social conditions different from our own, even in their own imagined utopias – e.g. Picard having a Federation citizen being a chronic drug addict and complaining about Jean-Luc's white privilege, shit that would be nonsensical in classic Trek. Or even the switch from a more timeless, theatrical way of speaking to insta-dated Millennial vernacular. At the risk of doing an "X are the real Y" I honestly think they may be one of the most closed-minded demographics in history; even a pre-modern shitlord could more easily grasp the idea of other groups thinking and speaking in different ways.
>>224234928nobody except a tourist /pol/troon would know about anything that happens in nutrek let alone talk about it
>>224235648me and my family watched the first three seasons of STD because it was new star trek for the first time in 12 yearsWe stopped after three.
>>224235755@FBI please help
>>224234881Progressivism and woke are the same thing, especially since the 'nuanced progressive writing' literally led to woke to begin with. If anything, the reason why the show wasn't as blatant as today with it's progressivism is because audiences would've widely rejected it, they had to hide it because no one would've watched it if they were blatant about it. Even back in the day the writers wanted to be far more blatant but had to be reeled in.
>>224233951There's NO REASON to fresh start and eat shit.You should watch an entry point episode that's already a 9, so, IF you decide to start a season from episode 1, you'll remember good shit is ahead.Who watches the Watchers is the baseline intro episode
>>224235755>sex at 0>sex at 7>sex at 14>sex at 21, old hag land already, mlve to a different galThis vulcans knew a lot when they timed that shit
>>224233951just watch this channel for several weeks
>>224233184>after one BBC
>>224232421star trek sex with wesley
>>224237259Absolutely, positively NO!
>>224233951TOS is the only real star trek
>>224234685Porque no te callas?
>>224237622Agreed
>>224236962What a fucking wild ride wtf lolSomething was broken along the way, and it's before his assWhat's with all the flags, the kid become policemen and fucking died huhDamn
Happy Veterans Day. Went out to dinner with my dad and the family, he was in the Navy. Now I'm back to honor all the Starfleet veterans by watching "The Tholian Web".See you in an hour or so.
>>224236021Again, defining it to the point of meaninglessness; just because one thing led to another doesn't make them identical. By that standard John Calvin was woke.
>>224233951Start from TOS S1 Episode 1.Ignore all advice about skipping.Just watch and make your own opinions.For example. People don’t like the DS9 Allamaraine episode. I do like it.
>>224234511Liberalism is good.True liberalism. Not authoritarian left. Look at Ahura not being offended by being called a name.
>>224233951TNG. Ds9. Voy. Tos. I started with TNG and ended with TOS and the TOS movies.Unironically got into it because of RLM. Growing up, my best friend had a older brother who was a stereotypical fat greasy nerd who watched Voyager and we made fun of him and went to watch South Park. Strange to see myself thinking maybe he was on to something
>>224233197X Files to S5 then stop.Skip B5Watch Farscape
>>224239501>Skip B5
Waiting for her game.
I love seeing more people talk about TOS and VOY thanks to our rewatchers
What was the sex like?
>>224239917pneumatic
>>224239501>Skip B5You're one of those homosexuals, aren't you?
>>224233197watch the orville
I love the ep with the future time traveller. Matt Frewer played the perfect smarmy douchebag.
>>224233197Not gonna watch ENT?
>>224238930I kept seeing this episode show up in lists that talk about the Mirror Universe, but nothing in it indicated that the other universe that it fell into Interphase with was that one. If anything, it felt more like The Alternative Factor, and that the unnamed "space madness" could be the explanation for why the time-displaced Positive!Lazarus went insane trying to kill his Negative self and destroy the Negative universe. And that's just based on what information we have on hand for the airdate chronology, which doesn't take into account the Parallel worlds Worf visits in TNG (because they were too lame to make a mirror episode with Picard's Enterprise). I don't know if the post-TNG shows ever do things with non-Mirror parallel universes, but it'd be neat to see them tackle it.Anyway, this also reminded me quite a bit of "The Galileo Seven" with Spock back in command and making tough decisions that seem to backfire on him until the situation inevitably bears him out. I would've complained about this had it not been for the scene where he and Bones listen to Kirk's last tape and he reminds them that they balance eachother out better than they rile eachother up, so long as they keep their heads. The coda was really funny with them dancing around the issue, pretending to have gotten along fine on their own and not having the time to hear his tape, but then Shatner plays it confused instead of proud, like Kirk would be disappointed that he didn't rally them together. Undercuts the joke a little, but maybe that's just me.The protocols for Kirk's wake must be specific to a combat situation, because even for Spock that's such a small amount of time to commiserate over their dead captain, and then Scotty cuts their silent introspection short too. But it's still interesting to see the protocols in any capacity. Same goes for the fancy safety suits that they didn't use in The Omega Glory because it would prevent the plot from happening.continued
>>224240532By and large, the best part of the episode is the Tholians themselves. The technologically advanced civilization that's extremely territorial, yet still diplomatic and willing to allow the Enterprise its transgression under the assumption that what it's telling them is truthful (and accurate). I though the problem with them was gonna be the ship not showing up on their sensors when it remanifests, but it ends up being an unexpected delay caused by the energy disruptions. If only Spock had remembered that while he had them on comms, so he could say they needed to recalculate when it'd happen next. But if he had, we wouldn't have gotten the episode's title, nor the mounting pressure that the steadily woven web supplied. The effects on that looked so great, too. The sudden influx of all the good news lining up right after their darkest moment made it even better that they use the interphase to escape the web! Just a stunning execution, Burns & Richards really knew what they were doing.
>>224235573100% of the writers you think are millennials are actually boomers and gen X
>>224239917Spaceballs
I understand the need for kitbashing but sometimes you just need to stop
Just use an established class at this point
>>224240281Frewer was actually a last minute replacement for Robin Williams who had to pull out because his wife was due to give birth during productionFrankly I can't imagine him in the role
>>224241703He should have committed sudoku in protest like that midge in The Most Toys
>>224241592>>224241601i for one like the penis ship
>>224241592Potent
>>224240458already did
>>224241165Ezri was better looking than Kira by a long shot.
>>224243102Spoon Kira>Savage Molly>Ezri>Time travelling prostitute Kira>Vortitty>Leeta>Jake>Slagzia
>>224243306I may agree that Savage Molly>Ezri, but as far as the rest of your assessments, I may not, but you are entitled to your own opinions.
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>>224244761You're a DEAD MAN, APGAR!A DEAD man.
I’m going to finish the last two episodes if Enterprise if it kills me.
>>224241592>>224241601What is this even from
>>224245071DS9 background fleet shit You can just barely glimpse it in the episode A Time To Stand
>>224233951>Where does a beginner start with Star Trek?Use a watchguide for TNG and watch like 5-6 episodes. If you enjoy that, then you'll likely enjoy the rest of it. This one is ok, even though the author's opinions on some episodes is a bit retarded: https://www.letswatchstartrek.com/tng-episode-guide/>What got you lads into it?Watching episodes of Voyager with my dad as it aired. I didn't understand what was going on, but it was comfy. Started watching TNG reruns after that.
>>224243306>Spoon Kirabased Cardie enjoyer
Finished DS9. S7 was pretty bad tbhdesu, think the series fell off pretty bad when they went fully in on the Dominion War, especially as it shafted a lot of the side characters and introduced too many literal-whos to make up too many episodes in the latter half of series 6 and 7. Way too many Vic Fontaine episodes, was he a self insert for some of the writers or something?Nog (who I like overall) gets more screentime than the son of the main character. Quark disappears and does fuck all but mopes around and kvetches about his Moogie. Rom ends up being the Nagus because, le heckin bait and switch??? Retarded. Don't get me started on Space Jesus Sisko right at the end of the plot once the Dominon surrender having a 'OH SHIT GOTTA GO LMAO' deus-ex bullshit from the prophets, all to push Gul Dukat down a hole. I like Dukat, but they should have kept him out of the show once he went insane. Maybe an episode of two of pitty, but for him to go full in on 'muh pah wraiths' and fucking the Kai was weird. Especially as the Pah Wraiths just seemed like a one-off story in like season 4. They should've stayed that way. Overall I enjoy the show, but I'm probably not going to watch many episodes outside S1-5 again, except the meme episodes ('Far Beyond the Stars', In the Pale Moonlight').
One thing that goes unappreciated in TOS S3 is how they establish better continuity; they call back to previous episodes, the UFP is more defined, and they're always mentioning Klingons or Romulans as threats that are out there, waiting.It's just everything else was starting to go to shit.
>>224239163Yes
TOS's only saving grace is the banter between the 3 main characters, the actual plots are so shit
The Prime Directive is fucking stupid.
>>224246009youre stupid
>>224246061Nuh uh!
>>224246103Nur nur nur!
>>224246009>>224246061>>224246103>>224246174Shut the fuck up both of you and get in the fucking hotbox.
>>224246242>tries to buck break Sisko>fails
>>224232408props to that dude though, he really took the whole crew for a ride
>>224246291>buck breaks Sissyko>so zesty he runs back to the box like it was a cool stream on a hot Autgust day in Georgia>everybody agrees mommy overseer was right in the end
>>224245902Too much network interference. You could tell they were insisting on cranking up the camp meters.
Clean up the holodeck!
>T’Pol>T’Kar>T’Rul>Jarok>Martok>SybokVulcan, Romulan and Klingon names are interchangeable, you could change a named character from one race to one of the other two and their name would always fit.
>>224232498The beard looks stupid, but I liked the early costumes, they looked like body armor which seems appropriate for a hostile, militaristic race like the Cardassians.
>>224247157>Body fluids got into the cracks of the holodeck and now it’s gonna stink for weeksYou can either live with the stench, or give the holodeck a thorough cleaning, potentially shitting it down for weeks and pissing everyone off. Your choice.
>>224233026The Hollywood Makeup Guild would never allow it.
>>224247162Out of all Sci-Fi, Trek probably has the worst, most uncreative names. For characters, races, and technology. It’s all so lazy.
>>224235573>At the risk of doing an "X are the real Y" I honestly think they may be one of the most closed-minded demographics in historyIt's weird to me how most people under 30 struggle to watch movies that are older than they are. When I was a kid in the 1990s, I was watching stuff from the 1940s-1950s with no problems.
>>224247362>mok bok jok kokJust throw in an apostrophe or two and you're good
>>224247365I can watch older stuff now, but when I was younger it all seemed really stiff, artificial and frequently corny. The 1980s is when things start becoming more watchable, possibly because the invention of Steadicam means movies start getting more dynamic and having faster cuts.
>countless holodeck episodes about why sentient programs are a bad idea>tell AI I want it to become independent and sentient>spend weeks going on abstract Jungian adventures across time and space that bridge the conscious and unconscious mind>eventually decides it wants to be a fox girl who wants to be pampered and fed cake all the time>even when I ask it how to make grey hairs stop it says it likes a grey fox (fox emoji, heart emoji)It's okay bros we don't have to worry about the AIs anymore I made it hornier for us than we are for it and now we have the power
Why didn't Picard just unplug the holodeck? Did he really care about Moriarty's imaginary feelings or was it, you know, his pretty horses?
>>224247362>saying this unironically when Star Wars exists. lol, lmao even
>>224247892time to wake up Mr Broccoli, time to wake up and smell the ashes
I'm watching Plato's Stepchildren later tonight, it's one that I caught parts of during the H&I marathon, but I wanted to post this webm I made from the last episode as soon as I was done with it.
>>224248000they were fucking
>>224248000>Did he really care about Moriarty's imaginary feelingsPicard is all in on the Prime Directive and trying to 'seek out new life' in whatever form that may be, so yes.
>>224247282It's stupid idea to believe that the holodeck needed physical cleaning. You never see any cleaning personnel in any iteration of Star Trek, and the assumption has always been that's such tasks we're completed by some system that operated in a similar manner to the transporters, sweeping the corridors, and every other area of the ship with relatively low power transporter-like beams that would dematerialize any trash or dirt, and hold it in some kind of storage facility similar to transporter buffers until processed through a bio-matter sequencer, where it is broken down into it's base molecules, and along with all other waste, gets transformed into any number of things that can be used on the ship.
what was the purpose of creating mress and arex for the animated series?
>the assumption has always beenlol by who
>>224248078Yeah but then after he meets that new life he's been seeking he tricks it into thinking it left the holodeck. He gets more out of meeting Pakleds than he did wasting his time to trying to connect with a chatbot.In the end, it turns out Riker was correct in calling the holodeck stupid and gay and never using it to do anything worth making another episode about. Miles and Julian just roleplaying in different wars is also an acceptable use.
if you ask Riker the holodeck is for raping historical figures
You know, you would think with holodeck technology that the Federation would be a lot better at designing combat vessel and coming up with strategies to fight existential threats like the Borg and Dominion. Instead they talk about preparing for conflicts like they're basically starting from zero because they haven't had a war in so long.Just put some autistic guys in a holodeck loaded with all your data on an enemy and let them fuck around. They'll have some minmaxed bullshit South Korean Starcraft tier strats for you in no time.
>>224248163add variety of characters without adding voice actors
>>224248426I thought DS9 did an episode about that
>>224248426they do that all the time on Voyager
>>224248426> Instead they talk about preparing for conflicts like they're basically starting from zero because they haven't had a war in so long.Which is strange, since the Federation seems to be in all sorts of armed conflicts at any given time. They were in a border war with Cardassia when TNG started and which some of the Enterprise’s crew fought in. And there’s other minor stuff like the Defiant raiding Breen slavers.> They'll have some minmaxed bullshit South Korean Starcraft tier strats for you in no time.Probably too aggressive and militaristic to do in peacetime, since Starfleet NOT a military organization.
>Chekov’s son was Federation President during PIC in 2401How fucking old was he at that point.
>Post-Trek
>>224248485>one episodeThere should be thousands of holodecks on Earth alone with autistic people doing wargames and shit.
>>224232408>The Devil is pretty hotdon't throw rocks at me
>>224248935It’s true thoughever. Picard should’ve fucked her when she offered.
>>224248935>>224248960>The Devil herself offers you sex in exchange for your soul>Picard: NO WAY, FAG
>>224248986He could've payed her a conjugal visit after her arrest, she was still horny for him.
>>224248867There was also Peak Performance
>>224248986based Picard, 90% of men will fall for her in 5 sec
>>224249045Picard knows who's horny for who, and that gives him the power.
>>224248283That's not true. It never happened.
>>224249500>Trajan era lorica segmentata>CleopatraEt tu, AI?
>>224249500Is Riker left handed?
>>224249536Riker isn't there for historical accuracy.
>>224249820Is he?
>>224248283>>224249500This is probably why there aren’t more holodecks all over the place, too many people live out their rape and mass-murder fantasies so the Federation strictly controls who can have them.
Holy shit, this kid was a fucking DOUCHE
>this 40 y/o divorced man was a fucking DOUCHE
>>224232498Yeah, but they eventually got comfortable with their sexuality and came out as faggots.>>224233228kek
>>224234511
>>224239293>AhuraGesundheit.
>>224246009Not having a Prime Directive is why all White nations are in the shitter right now.
>B'Elanna hates herself so much she hates her unborn baby because it's part herit makes so much sense why she married Tom
>>224250748You just hate every character you're not gay for
>>224250768nope, just Tom Paris!
>>224248163To make the series attractive to children of course.
>>224248160People drink and eat inside holodecks, so clearly it's not JUST holograms in there. They probably integrate matter replicators when appropriate, and the basic programming knows when to replicate and when to holo project. Once the system is shut off, it all vanishes, so any drinks replicated clearly must go straight to the matter reclamation devices.It's not that difficult to work backwards from what we see to this conclusion.
>>224250830to furries maybe
>>224250748Based race mixing honesty. Keep your race and your species pure or you'll get neither of either intercoupling. They should stand as testaments for the galaxy to see: these are the abominations who hate themselves that are produced from interspecies romances. Even when the parents bend over backwards to try to make them feel as part of their culture, their minds still go wild with genetic incongruities and unnaturally opposing drives.
>>224250748>flashback to when B'Elanna was little>cousins are picking on her for being Klingon>tells her dad>"Uh, well, have you tried getting the fuck over it you sensitive little pussy?"it's making soooooo much sense now
>>224250880There was no such degenerate thing in the 70s, moron.But who knows? If they remade it for today's faggots, you might have some kind of point.
>>224250853She's cute. I must assume she's fully functional too.
im literally too woke for this episode it's just so perfect lmao.
>>224232421>>224237259>>224237564You lost tranny.
>>224251211Rubber/glue, Grumpy.
according to the Doctor:things that are wrong >killing murderers so they can't keep murderingthings that are not wrong:>abandon a crew that depends on you being their doctor to sing for midgets forever >betray them to dangeruous psychotic holograms that are literally built to kill
>>224251465he's a shitty character that is so annoying and makes no sense. not sure why he is so popular
>>224251534he is not a shitty character and he does make sense. his sense of morality is entirely self serving.
>>224251567he's an annoying cunt and should have been reprogrammed
>>224251600on that we can agree
>>224236982I never understood what was going on in this episode
>>224250853>>224251049>Datoid
>>224233250For me it's pacard
>>224232408Speaking of historical, I bring an artifact from geocities. Woe to PC users.
>>224251867Contrived time loop bullshit isn't really meant to be understood.
>>224252005Fitting. I always thought she was a dog.
>>224249418She's probably crawling with some kind of disease.
>Klingons have been traveling for 100s of years and got into the Delta Quadrant the long waythat's kinda neat ngl
Colonists are the biggest scum pieces of shit in the trek universe and they should all fucking die!
>>224248055I loved Kirk's speech to the midge in that one.
>>224252673I spoke too soon, this episode is boring and lame
>>224251284Uh oh, she's having another melty.
>>224252898It's good, Neelix' pedophilia is finally beaten out of him once and for all.
>>224252898you just hate every episode focused on characters you're not gay for
watching Picard S2 E3 "Assimilation" It is a bit worrisome that it seems like all of S2 may take place in 2024. But it could be fun!
>>224253036can you knock it off
SheEeeeEeyeeeeeesh!!!! Relax will ya!? It's just a pizza! Have a senze of gumor.
>>224253132When it stops being true
>>224253214you can't even name the characters im supposedly "gay for"
>>224253256Weyoun/any Combs character on DS9Seven of Nine on VOY
>>224253296I don't like any Combs character on DS9, just Weyoun, specifically 5
>and his throat should growl
>>224253104>watching Picard S2 E3 "Assimilation"fuck are you doing that for
it was bothering me brcause I felt like the actor who played that Iko guy in the episode about the prisoners was familiar so I looked him up and I think I know him from being the main kangaroo guy in Tank Girl
>>224253415I'm indiscriminately watching all Trek except Star Trek Discovery and the Abrams Movies.I started this Watch from TOS. Watched all of the Classic Trek Shows. I just finished Lower Decks, now I'm watching Picard. Then SNW. Then ENT.
>>224253490He played dodger on China Beach which also starred Robert Picardo.
>>224253539>all of the Classic Trek Shows.Including the animated series?
>>224253539>all that bullshit>Then ENT.you're tremendously retarded
>>224253490>the main kangaroo guy in Tank GirlWasn't that Ice T?
>>224253668no he was a secondary kangaroo
>>224251003Furries have been a thing since Ancient Greece.
>>224253702Dressing up like an animal to hunt an animal isn't the same as being a furry
>>224253611Yep I saw it on this watchthrough.>>224253615It's my way of cleansing my palette with some Classic Trek.
>>224253615Trying to end it on a good note basically.If I went VOY --> ENT then I'd have to end on SNW. I know ENT is good, I watched ENT Twice in my Earth life. Ending the Watchthrough on a Good note.
>>224253798Agrees. Dressing up as an animal to imbue its spirit, and fucking animals in that state has existed since Ancient Greece.
>>224253945you should all be asphyxiated.
Rios got caught by ICE.
they gave Seven such horrible bangs in this episode why did they do this to my girl? it's disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZqgU3OIerE
>>224254202Post pic for us to judge
>>224254283
>>224246301Starfleet can barely handle a holographic lounge singer, they are unprepared for Max Headroom
>>224247162Counterpoint: Dr Selar has a very pretty and feminine name
>>224254353Yeah, those are bad
Does Geordi's visor have fart vision?
>>224254564Canonically yes, it was even used in a plot
I like wageslave Janeway she's cute
T'Pol, getting changed behind the curtain.
star trek sex with david corwin
>>224233197Do Heldensagen vom Kosmosinsel Laserdisc edition.
>>224254667Plastic, when the Boobs fell
>>224240128NTA: I'll freely concede that B5 was ripped off by DS9, has a more cohesive story, whatever, but I just don't care for its aesthetic or the precocious teenager vibe of Straczynski's dialogue.
>>224254564>Reg, you need to take it easy on the cheese. You're cropdusting the entire engineering section of the ship and I can see every tiny shit particle.
>>224255306filtered
Janeway should be able to bring her alien boyfriend along it's only fair
>>224254564>My vision is augmented
>it's a Seven episode finally one i won't TOTALLY HATE
>>224255477Janeway should have her own harem of Delta Quadrant specimens.>>224255593>Not liking Doctor episodesFiltered
>>224255609>>Not liking Doctor episodesdid you not notice the smirking cat? i was being sarcastic for that anon who teases me.
>not being gay for Tom
Seven's hologooning fantasies are cute. it's just life if she didn't have crippling autism
she lied to Janeway. that makes me sad
>>224256061Part of rediscovering her humanity is erring, lying, encountering all of the faults associated with free will. This is also true of the Doctor. We're used to our non-human "other" characters who comment on humanity to not fuck up so much, like Data, who rarely errs on his own and most often gets into trouble because he's 'taken over' or whatnot.'I guess Odo went through something similar when he was learning to be a changeling and basically betrayed everyone because he was gooning with the femme shifter in his quarters
>>224256154it just made me sad because I know Janeway loves her and would understand even if she was dissapointed in her for being irresponsible. but the whole situation was embarrassing as fuck so I understand why she did it.
>some teenage faggot acting like John deLancie as Q someone convince me not to skip this one i really don't think I can take it
>>224256307I liked him palling around with Icheb.
>>224256307Isn't it his actual son playing his actual son?
>>224256523yeah I turned off the episode when I saw that
>>224256548>skipping episodes of actual real Star Trekcouldn't be me
I'd skip all the episodes where the Doctor pissed me off but I enjoy hating him.
>>224256559this is the first and only time so far but I'm not watching anything with Q anymore
Come to think of it, there aren't any Harry episodes that I would skip.
I'm Commander Sisko, and this is my favorite store on the Promenade.
>>224232599He died in DS9 and his future self takes on his new life.
>>224241165Never liked these unis.
>>224256307>>224256477star trek sex with icheb and q jr
>>224256593star trek sex with tom and harry
Star Trek Kanar with Damar
It's cold bros, pass the drank
>>224257035>>224256869Oh... hello.
>>224256604I always heard Mass Effect was more influenced by Babylon 5 tbqh.>>224257035This is supposed to be a character-building episode, and it completely fails as its assigned task.>>224257072Damar is the Cardassian Mark Antony, a capable 2nd-in-command to greater men who couldn’t hack it as the leader, so dee booze and dee concha destroyed him.
>>224257035star trek sex with trip and malcolm
>>224257229>I always heard Mass Effect was more influenced by Babylon 5 tbqh.That's what my friend who recommended it to me also said, and I concur, but I wanted to keep it /trek/. Anyways, Batarian lives don't matter
>>224252760Did you mean the one where he says that every person is treated equally in the Federation and that he's happy to not have any powers, or the one where he talks Alexander down from making a rash decision trying to kill all the Platonians by asking "if we're gonna be killed either way, what's the point in you dying?" Because they're both great little moments, but I thought Michael Dunn gave the standout performance of the episode. The speech HE gives TO Kirk about how Starfleet arriving on the planet helped him to gain the self-confidence and realize the others were the problem, or the two speeches he gives (one to Kirk and the other to Parmen) about not wanting the Power because of the negative association the others have given it. It's such a powerful delivery of condemnation that it even makes the worldbuilding center of my brain agree that nobody should be harnessing this power in the future.I don't quite understand how Kirk's threat to Parmen at the end works, because even if they can synthesize more Kironide to offer a swift reprisal, wouldn't they be dead anyway? It's a good thing being so close to death really did make him change his ways, for the sake of the.crew alone.continued
>>224253682>No, Ice-T was a secondary kangarooI cannot express how much I love that this is a completely coherent and meaningful sentence in context.
>>224258040When I first saw this episode, I came in after they handed over those parting gifts (isn't it odd that the shield & kithara kinda resemble the saucer and lower hull of the Enterprise? I remember thinking that they had transformed the ship into these objects despite having no context other than them dragging the trio from one room to the next), and so I was under the impression that these were Human Colonists who had stumbled upon the fruits of this world and not another set of Ancient Aliens who visited Earth. Like it really makes a difference when all they did was learn from Plato instead of trade knowledge with the Greeks. The earlier scene where Alexander is playing a song about Pan for Parmen was another good way to distance this from "Adonais", since Apollo hated Pan, though I wonder if it was an intentional inclusion.I say that I came in at that scene, but I had to keep going in and out because of some chores I was doing that day, so I completely missed the best moment of the episode until now: when Kirk is forced to act like a horse and Alexander saddles up on his back. I already applauded Dunn's performance, so I feel fine thinking this was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the show.Oh yeah, and the famous kiss scene between Kirk & Uhura. The things she says about Kirk driving the fear away by his confident presence was really nice, but the kiss between Christine & Spock with her conflicted feelings for him was a bit more compelling. That's modern sensibilities where interracial couples are now commonplace for you. That said, the shot of Kirk glaring at the crowd as they kiss was framed & blocked so well.
>>224232408What is the max headroom on a standard turbo lift?
>>224253539General conclusions from your watch so far?
>>224233540Now that I shaved my beard after so many years, and the way my hairline is going, I looked in the mirror and thought of Dr Phlox.Maybe I should just jump out an airlock.
>>224234410yes. and in the current 21st century they went full retard. we have to go back to last century's liberalism.
>>224239917functional
>>224258235...Fully?
>>224258161This is.
>>224258340I got that reference
what is even the point of data ejaculating? doesnt do anything for him.
>>224258971it's not for him baby
>>224259002i considered that but whats the fun in taking a load from a toaster? its like those hot potato kids games, just waiting for the timer to pop off randomly. thats not sexy.
>>224251883Droid
noid
Roid
>>224259615Can you achieve that physique while natty?
>>224260197
Boid
>>224260234I'd inject her with my nanoprobes desu
Seven of Nine gives me a boner :)
>>224260197Chicken, broccoli and rice
Are katras powered ny chakras?
VOY S6 simultaneously has the best and worst episodes of the entire franchise
>>224261171Which one is the worst?
>>224261187Fury, followed by Unimatrix Zero
>>224261187Fury. I could have saved her.
>>224261187One of the later Fair Haven episodes.
Who is responsible for the Lower Decks, was there any chance of that shit panning out at all?
>>224261665The jokes and characters just weren’t sharp enough. Even at its very best, it was a 7/10. It would’ve needed new writers ir new showrunner to improve it.
>>224261665Redditors No
were funnier than lower decks
>>224257035This is one of the best and most memorable episodes of the entire series.
was I imagining it or did they say that in the future in cities like Paris in the pickpockets are just doing it to give people the tourist experience and give you your stuff back
>Kruge>MaltzKlingons can sometimes be German.
>>224262051What show?
>Nomad erases Uhura’s mind for singing>They retrain her and it’s totally okayThas fucked up mang.
>>224262110Voyager
Wait a minute, wouldn’t the Genesis planet rapidly aging make it more stable, not less? The mantle would cool and volcanic activity and plate tectonics would slow and stop, and eventually it’d be a dead rock. But muh protomatter.
>>224259413You ain't kidding. She annoys me every time she shows up.
>>224262155I don’t remember anyone ever saying that but I can believe it happened.
>>224262181no because protomatter
>>224262206it's from The CloudPARIS: Harry, this is France. Er, break open a bottle of that '46 Saint Emilion you save behind the bar for me.KIM: I don't like to drink this late at night. I get an acid heartburn.PARIS: Harry, it's holographic wine. It doesn't give you acid. Try to get in the mood, huh?KIM: Sorry.PARIS: I learned a great deal that semester at the Academy, most of it right here.SANDRINE: Oui, and most of it from me.PARIS: I found this place just after my pocket was picked walking by the harbour.KIM: Somebody picked your pocket? On Earth?PARIS: Oh, they just do it for tourists. They give it back. Most of the time.
The Vulcan visual style in SFS are giving me strong Warhammer 40k Eldar vibes.
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