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itt "comedians" that are not funny
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Comedy died when it moved to Austin. LA is only left with sketch and/or TED talk comedians. NY comedy is already dead. Its over. The remainder are podcasters who occasionally do TED Talks.
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>>224234067
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>>224234067
you first OP
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>... aaalright
>... yeaah
>... ahhh wait
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>>224234067
Literally all of them. Standup is a dead art and it was always overrated. These alcoholic degenerates act like they’re the great philosophers of the world. Give me a break.
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>>224234067
I liked that clip of him intentionally farting during David Cross's inane rambling
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>>224234221
>LA is only left with sketch and/or TED talk comedians
who the fuck is doing sketch comedy in LA since madtv got canned and wkuk ended?
SNL is in NY.
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>>224234261
if only this were real
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everyone on SNL
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>>224234221
la is left with shitllenial humour like, red letter media and dynasty typewritter hipsters
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Hes the only funny one from the Rogansphere. Gillis is way below
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stavro "please notice me daddy elon" "industry plant" halkias

https://x.com/BlindMike_/status/2120149029405290764
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>>224234411
Comedians live sets. They are either WaCKy Tim and Eric joke humor, or TED talks...
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>>224234571
>just repeats whatever you say with "hahaha my dick"
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>>224234067
All of them
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>>224234400
I love Mr. Show and Arrested Development, but David Cross is a terrible standup. His act during the Bush years was bad, but he's even worse now.
>>224234558
Adam is the worst comedian I have ever seen live. I get that Funny Moms was a show to work stuff out, but he was truly awful. Second worst I have ever seen is Shawn Gardini opening for Shane Gillis. He absolutely bombed as the opener for a trial run of Beautiful Dogs. He walked around the audience after the show and his girlfriend (who he had mentioned on MSSP) was fat.
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>>224234067
it's easier to list the funny ones:
>Norm
>mulldog
>bill hicks maybe
>gillis' for the first few hours then it's the same thing over and over
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>>224234633
Watch like 15 seconds starting at this point. Unfathomably pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1un1HoNRy20&t=818s
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I viscerally hate crowd work and at this point I just immediately turn off any comic who does it. Is there hope for me?
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>>224234627
>Tim and Eric
disgusting, i will never forgive that tim faggot for ruining adult swim with unfunny low budget live action slop
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>>224234067

>comedians who will get Branded a few years from now
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>>224234429
https://youtu.be/4dnCdosy_9w?is=C_gP8ZFDT5_O1ENB

The funniest thing is the Jew laughing in the background and Rogan pretending it didn't hurt his feelings.
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>>224234571

This is the power of a magnetic personality
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"""""kenyan""""" comedian jeremy culhane
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>>224234067
Will Ferrell
Seth Rogen
Jack Black
Seth Green
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>>224234819
>>Tim and Eric
>disgusting, i will never forgive that tim faggot for ruining adult swim with unfunny low budget live action slop

This. Doing random things and acting insane just isn't funny for those of us that aren't on heavy drugs.
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The only comedians I know are gay bug adam, thousand island stare, gay retard chinese batman, theo von, sam hyde, and yeah that's it.
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Offtopic I guess but 10/10 comedy right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxCmbYpOYjs
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>>224234067
people only care about him cause of the cosby shit
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>>224234748
Do you know what book about the feeble minded they were talking about in the Gary vaynerchuck clip?
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>>224234956
You do realize that copying the URL by hitting the share button shows your youtuber username, right? I keep seeing people doxxing themselves and it always makes me smile.
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>>224234819
>>224235065
this! also without tim and eric there is no
>filthy frank
>cumtown
>sam hyde
>smosh
>ethan klein and the whole cheating debacle
>tim robinson
>nathan for theranos

practically the whole lot of shitllenial comedy would be more tolerable without them
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>>224234337
>Literally all of them. Standup is a dead art and it was always overrated.
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>>224235178
It's kind of sad that "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie" is Masterpiece Theatre compared to what passes as comedy today.
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>>224235164
What's his username?
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>>224235164
This is important information that should be fucking warned about! Why the fuck doesnt youtube mention it?
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>>224235178
you forgot eric andre
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Hasn't been funny since he was Meatwad's neighbor
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>>224235246
I will not break global rules, but his profile pic an AI generated image of a lion, so that kind of gives you all you need to know.
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>>224234067
>*farts*
>now that's comedy!
No, it isn't. You farted. That's human anatomy you retard.
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>>224234337
>Standup is a dead art and it was always overrated.
Watching standup specials on your tv is like watching go-pro footage of a rollercoaster. Some things need to be experienced live to be enjoyed to their fullest. Standup has always been a social experience.
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Not because of the Charlie Kirk thing, he's always been a whiny and preachy nigger
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this fat slob faggot. Hes being pushed all over the place now. Hes the blandest, generic, unfunny, "le sassy gay guy!" imaginable.
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all of them
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Personally the thing that killed stand up for me was watching a bunch of them.
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>>224235298
So you don't have it lol okay.
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>>224235341
Sam Hyde?
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>>224234067
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>>224235341
Caleb? Pretty funny. He is like a sassier tim dillon.
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>>224235422
used to be funny but politics raped his mind
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>>224235346
/thread
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>>224235349
>>224235346
That's with everything, its the cotton candy effect.
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>>224235333
Now that he's got his money he's showing himself to be the hateful muslim that he is.
I mean, fuck Charlie Kirk, sure, but being okay that he was murdered for saying things? Talk about hypocrisy.
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>>224235350
Sure
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>>224235350
>So you don't have it lol okay.
the is= in the url leaks profile for no reason, idk what use this is to youtube or why they started doing this recently.
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>>224235416
>>224235426
this guy. Hes not funny. His comedy is made specifically for retarded single millenial women
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>>224234067
ALL OF THEM.

Name one comedian whos actually funny, i dare ya! and by funny i mean their stand-up, not just fucking around with their buddies on podcasts, anyones funny in that format just shooting the shit
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>>224235463
You're the beansoup effect personified.
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>>224235527
I don't even know who the fuck this is
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He stopped being funny when I found out he was a lib.
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>>224235472
he didn't say it's okay to murder people for speech, he said he feels better with the subtext being that there isn't a bigot going around radicalizing young people to be "white" "christian" nationalists... with or without gang violence
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>>224235472
>being okay that he was murdered for saying things
I think it's okay to murder people for this but only if they are left.
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>>224235529
Louis ck makes me laugh
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>>224235016
these are the smart irony laden comedians who can dissect everything and anything regarding politics, lifestyle and the cultural milieu....and ridicule it using their scathing satirical instincts

https://youtu.be/cexoWxji5OU?si=lVT0pObtwOQfcoO_&t=2280
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>>224235333
His two first specials and his show are great, but then he got too cocky.
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off the top of my head:
-bert kreisher
-jim norton
-tony hinchcliffe
-yannis papis
-that italian guy i forget the name of, was on the show Louie
-that guy who bill burr says is from jersey but is actually from new york
-the gringo papi
-bobby kelly
-kevin hart
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>>224235529
Literally the entire Rogansphere is hilarious solely because they make libs bitch and seethe constantly. Their misery fuels my laughter.
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>>224235568
Do you not see the irony of what you're saying?
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forget his name but he was this really ugly, bug eyed comedian that cum town would always shit on. He was sort of their friend and college in the comedy scene but he sucked so much that they would always trash him. He was also this DSA bernie bro guy and really into left wing political takes stuff too and I think he had to work as a pizza delivery guy. This was back in like 2018 so I doubt this guy is still at it.
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>>224235604
>but then he got too cocky.
he quit traditional standup after chappelle show. he wanted to be more like mooney and not just tell jokes but to have a point and give his perspective
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>>224235661
Jake Flores?
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>>224235636
>Do you not see the irony of what you're saying?
sorry you're too esl to understand that saying i feel better is not the same as i think it's a good thing.
saying people getting killed is a moral statement that people ought to be killed for speech.
saying i feel better after he died is a subjective observation.
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I miss redbar so much, fellers.
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>>224235743
>saying people getting killed is a moral statement that people ought to be killed for speech.
saying people getting killed is good* is a moral statement
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>>224235720
>mooney
Another whiny and preachy nigger that was never funny
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>>224235531
:0
I dont know what that means.
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>>224235743
>>224235771
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were old enough to read or post here.
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>>224235720
Mooney actually put that in his mind. That he was just a minstrel for white people
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>>224235529
Tom Myers
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>>224235790
>can't comprehend the most basic of philosophy
if a guy gets in the elevator with you every single day and rips massive horrendous ass and then one day he dies, it's not a moral statement to say "the elevator smells better now". that's an observation.
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>>224235527
Yup, Caleb
He is a zesty, sassy guy. That is his personality and brand. I get you not liking it but for others it works, the drag queens Trixie matel and the podcast they have is pretty funny but I get others being immediately repulsed with it because of their appearance.
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>>224235795
>if you make everyone happy you're a slave

Dude, I can't keep up with this 47-D Wakanda thinking.
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>>224235785
This post is the weaponized incompetence theory personified.
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>>224235820
>it keeps trying
Just concentrate on stopping your littering, ok?
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>>224235763
https://youtu.be/5shGzF4-vGY?t=1322
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>>224234571
the embodiment of safe sleazy
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>>224234067
All of the LA ones and the LA transplants currently shitting up Austin.
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>>224235795
Mooney had too much rancor in his heart and it poisoned him. It is on full display with ali, the ex con comedian with the mexican got on boots set. They were both locking horns because of their vitriolic nature. Ali is close to being institutionalized and has got away with his prison bravado so far. I hope he doesnt throw away the opportunity he has like Wes watson.
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I like the History Hyenas podcast, but haven't seen a single second of either of their standup sets because I know they're even more insufferable
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>>224234956
>Rogan pretending it didn't hurt his feelings.
we all know hes a shit comedian but he took the joke fine and laughed with them. why exaggerate
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>>224235636
is/ought statements are actual day 1 philosophy that you would have learned if you went to a half decent middle or high school.
i hope you're just playing dumb because you're a kirk cuck lmao
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>>224236043
>it thinks they are the smarter one
Phew izzat is a trip.
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>it thinks I'm on "Kirk's side"

There are at least 50 TOS episodes on this to be fair.
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>>224236069
We're gonna dig up Charlie Kirk and do it again.
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>>224236113
You sound refined and classy. Your favorite film is A Clockwork Orange.
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>>224235799
Bong Hit Transplant is such a high level joke that it's made even funnier thanks to midwits being incapable of getting it.
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>>224235527
Caleb is hilarious.
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>>224234067
He is funny though, him and nick mullen would be perfect just endless wordplay riffing until one of them says nigger
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>>224236372
>hey you see that new tom cruise movie? Digger?
>NIG-
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>>224235952
They were real douchebags to that Indian sidekick of Schultz when they where making lewd comments about his hot wife. Sopranos levels of disrespect.
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>>224235515
Probably to track who is posting what and where.
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>>224236508
you think a half-trillion dollar company is incapable of doing that on the back end?
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>>224235333
He cried about Floyd. All his edgy shit means nothing because of that lol
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>>224235568
>radicalizing young people to be "white" "christian" nationalists
Yes whatever will black people do against such a dangerous threat
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>>224236709
who said anything about black people?
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>>224236672
Maga is flipping out because he used the exact same joke that tony hitchcliffe used of george floyd.
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>>224236727
The post claims Chappelle is happy white people aren't being radicalized. Who is he to say whites are radicalized when black people kill more white people than the other way around
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>>224236766
Right and Floyd was a criminal who died while resisting the consequences for his actions. Kirk was an innocent person. They aren't comparable at all
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sam kinneson
bobcat goldwhwait
gilbert gottfried
robin williams
jim carrey
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>>224236807
>The post claims Chappelle is happy white people aren't being radicalized.
it says "white" because white nationalists are mostly brown with exotic last names and "christian" because none of their beliefs are christ-like.
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The only comedian I really care about is Norm. Basically because he was the only unpretentious comedian who was also a genius. The only other comedians that are actually funny are the ones who have absolutely zero social commentary in their comedy:

Brian Regan
Steven Wright
Jerry Seinfeld
Mitch Hedberg
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>>224236543
Yes, they're incapable. Or rather, were. It's also so that you can reply directly on Youtube to the user who sent you the link.
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>>224234067
The more liberal society gets the worse Games, movies, and comedy becomes
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>>224236931
>Yes, they're incapable. Or rather, were.
this is a 2026 'feature'.
>It's also so that you can reply directly on Youtube to the user who sent you the link.
use case?
i could see it being used some kind of affiliate system but to dox accounts like that is crazy
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>>224234067
>Mark Normand: Trans people exist bro!!!!!
Just do your act faggot
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>>224236965
>The more liberal society gets
trump won the popular vote, suck it liberal
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>>224235859
Yeah, Crowder is lame, but dear lord that guy commentating the video is supper annoying
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>>224234221
>comedy = standup
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>>224236818
You are being obtuse if you think taking a guy out of the police vehicle to kneel on his neck after he was detained was in any way logical even if he hadnt died.
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>>224237019
He wouldn't relax while detained at all though and the knee to the neck didn't kill him. Working himself up while on drugs did it. All that's besides the point though because he could've just not resisted or not committed several crimes
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>>224235279
Funny
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>>224234067
Stavros and Theo von epitomize the unfunny standup comedian better than anyone else.
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>>224237143
He was already detained and in the car. There was no reason for him to be pulled out. Kirk was defending the exact crime that was committed against him. He boasted about it on stage. Its a tragedy and a crime but he advocated for it.
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>>224237199
Stavvy is an intellectual titan compared to the doofus hijincks of theo. It was middle school class clown trying to get the whole crowd to like him.
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>>224234221
>Austin

>the guys who are funny 40% of the time ruined comedy
>not the Woketards who only laugh when somebody dies
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>>224235443
While his wife raped his body
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>>224237143
>He wouldn't relax while detained at all though and the knee to the neck didn't kill him. Working himself up while on drugs did it.
they stopped teaching the knee on the neck as a restraint because people can die from lack of oxygen.
the "drugs" he died from being what? fent?
fent does not make you active at all, it's a downer, he would have just passed out if he was ODing on fent.
he died from lack of oxygen, it's the same way crucifixion kills you, your lungs fill with CO2 and you lose strength to exhale it to make room for new oxygen and you slowly die.
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>>224237204
>There was no reason for him to be pulled out
Yes there was. He was flipping out and acting erratic. Would've needed to pull him out for the ambulance anyway since he was dying already. Also he chose to commit those crimes and not calm down while detained. It was all on him
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>>224237277
No he died because he took lethal amounts of fentanyl while acting crazy and getting his heart rate up. Not to mention he didn't have to reist or actually commit the crimes in the first place
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>>224237296
He should have waited for backup or the ambulance. Not being on the ground. They arrested and convicted a police officer for handcuffing a drunk college student and he suffocated on his stomach during the transportation to jail.
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>>224237322
>No he died because he took lethal amounts of fentanyl
that is not how fent works, if you take a lethal dose of fent you just fuckin die. if you take a bunch of fent but non-lethal, you sink into the ground and pass the fuck out and maybe stop breathing because FENT IS A FUCKING DOWNER
they use fent as a pain killer in hospitals, nobody acts like this when they're on fent.
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>>224237379
>police officer for handcuffing a drunk college student and he suffocated on his stomach during the transportation to jail
That's not comparable situation though
>He should've waited for backup
The knee to the neck didn't cause his death though and he had backup there already. He needed to detain him because he was choosing to resist. Also he got himself into that situation by breaking several laws and then not owning up to the consequences
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>>224237419
dude they put fent in coke, they press their own xannies with fent, etc. he could have just overreacted and died or actually OD'd
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>>224234067
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>>224234207
sam hyde doing his irish impression in the interview after that boxing match was fucking hilarious and everbody fucking knows it
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>>224237419
>if you take a letahl dose of fent you just fuckin die
And that's what happened to Floyd. He worked himself while on drugs. He also didn't need to commit those crimes or resist arrest. No one is at fault but him
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>>224237447
Breaking the law isnt an automatic death sentence, you rube! Stop being so eager to creat a police state and create 1984. Any adult male on top of you can suffocate another. Its why human crush stampede are lethal and dangerous.
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>>224237451
His association with that douchebag that hassles people puts him in the shit tier list.
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>>224234067
He's alright desu
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>>224237479
I keep forgetting that the left canonized one of the most worthless pieces of shit imaginable and still worries how the dirtbag died. It's like the way you still see them wearing those worthless masks like they do anything.
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>>224237448
>>224237479
ah yes "fent zombies" are notoriously aggressive and don't just freeze in place bent over all fucked up because they're on a super high dose of a downer
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>>224237572
>I keep forgetting that the left canonized one of the most worthless pieces of shit imaginable
nobody is saying he's a hero but he didn't do anything worth being executed in the street for.
>It's like the way you still see them wearing those worthless masks like they do anything.
masks help prevent YOU spreading influenza, people have been wearing them in high density cities for decades because they work.
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>>224237572
Not every police station has made it policy to stop that type of restraint so you could be at the mercy of such a hold during a detention. Will you be as dismissive to the danger it poses?
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>>224237619
Fucktards execute themselves over a period of decades. Giga-fucktards ruin other people's lives in the process.
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>>224237638
I'm not a fragile pussy negro so I think I'll be fine. Since--evidently--fent had nothing to with his death, I can only conclude Floyd was as soft as baby shit.
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>>224237652
>Giga-fucktards ruin other people's lives in the process.
agreed, that's why people who are considerate of others wear a mask when they are sick.
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>>224237638
what is the goal of that restraint if i might ask? is it possibly to make the person pass out due to lack of oxygen?
You can see how this looks, right?
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>>224237619
>masks help prevent YOU spreading influenza

>pussy bitch so afraid of the flu they're still gagging themselves with Fauci panties
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>>224237721
You are a Midwest moron who hasnt had a single critical thought in your life. An adult on your neck is lethal! If you citizen's arrest someone like that and they die, you are being charged with homicide without a doubt.
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There are LEVELS to this stool humping shit. Joe Rogan is level one or two at best.
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>>224237757
>if i make things up i win the argument
americans are subhuman in the end you are ALL niggers
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>>224237771
>pussy bitch so afraid of the flu
YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE FLU TRYING TO NOT SPREAD IT BECAUSE YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU AREN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER OF EARTH AND OTHER PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE SICK BECAUSE YOU ARE A CUNT
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>>224237534
>all that cope and a "you rube!"
you are one ignorant emotional reddit faggot
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>>224237774
>An adult on your neck is lethal!
its not
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>>224237862
get a better immune system, fatso
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>>224237774
>An adult on your neck is lethal
If you're a soft little bitch like George Floyd, of course it is.
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>>224237774
>If you citizen's arrest someone like that and they die, you are being charged with homicide
that would be murder 2 almost certainly.
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>>224237837
>>if i make things up i win the argument
you know you can just look up what the "knee to neck" technique does and how people react to being restrained this way and also why it stops getting taught in police academies.
the answers are out there, you don't even have to try that hard, why not ask grok?
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>>224237918
They charged that white guy on the subway in new york for a chokehild that was unnecessary. He almost went away because of it.
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>>224236212
It is in no way difficult to grasp.
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>>224237946
It might be russian cyberagents deliberately trying to sow discontent. Or israeli, or chinese.
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normand and theo are so unfunny that no one has the heart to tell them and potentially ruin their career. all their friends just go along with it because they're all getting so rich. it's also risky to attack a fellow comedian. that's why there's only 1 or 2 vocal critics, and one stays anon (that elephant grave guy)

normand's entire schtick is that he sounds like norm. except he doesn't say or do anything funny. it's all just about feeling nostalgia from hearing some guy who has a similar voice and cadence as norm macdonald.

wanna defend mark? go ahead, name just one funny joke or set of his. can't.
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>>224237954
>They charged that white guy on the subway in new york for a chokehild that was unnecessary. He almost went away because of it.
he did nothing wrong
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>>224237968
Nick Mullen latched onto it because he didnt like the absurd nature of it but he has done hours of absurd bullshit joke setups. He just found an easy target to.bash.
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>>224237977
well if your basement dwelling ass ever passes by a grappling gym why not ask one of the trainers about the technique
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>>224237989
Norm was alive when Normandy was coming up. They are in no way comparable.
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>>224237954
>>224237993
the dude being restrained was legit crazy and talking about murdering people on the train having a psychotic episode, it's unfortunate that the restraint killed him but like damn he should have never even been on the street in the first place. mental health system in the US failing big time.
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>>224237946
it "does" nothing its not a choke you absolute tard you might as well say pulling someone's arms back to cuff em is for breaking their tibia you fucking dope
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>>224237993
He held the choke hold too long and he could have neutralized the threat without it. He was way bigger, he could have easily overpowered him and restrained him without the choke. It was murder.
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>>224238031
>it "does" nothing
ok so why do it? what is the goal if it doesn't do anything?
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>>224238032
psychotic niggers need to be restrained by all means possible its just not a problem that he died its not even unfortunate
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>>224238032
sorry one of your violent pet monkeys got put down and can't hurt anyone else anymore
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>>224234067
Literally all of them
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>>224238022
Any moron on the street makes death threats, it doesnt give you leeway to use lethal force. The totality of the circumstances factor in.
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>>224238041
to restrain the violent criminal duh doi
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>>224238053
>Any moron on the street makes death threats, it doesnt give you leeway to use lethal force.
it does, actually. How am I supposed to know they're not being serious?
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>>224235327
What a fucking retarded post
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>>224237968
True, but you underestimate the stupidity of the average American. I used it on a gas station attendant once and he was flummoxed by it.
>be me, buying a bunch of junk food because i'm a slob
>"oh is your wife pregnant"
>no... she just had a bong hit transplant
>guy just stares like i shit on the rug
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>>224234067
There isn't a single funny comedian currently working. Literally not one.
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>>224238031
You are being obtuse if you dont think pressure on your neck cause loss of breathing.
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>>224238050
You morons are going to fi d out the state is not your friend and will sell you out if you ever get into a possible legal situation.
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>>224238075
>someone doesn't understand an obscure standup comedy inside joke, what an idiot!
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>>224238072
You think, dummy kun.
>>224238075
You missed the part where of the setup that mentions she got out of surgery. He should be perplexed.
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>>224238093
>You morons are going to fi d out the state is not your friend and will sell you out if you ever get into a possible legal situation.
Well at least you can feel good about yourself when the crazed homeless man stabs you to death that at least you didn't prejudice him
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>>224238093
>You are being obtuse if you dont think pressure on your neck cause loss of breathing.
that pressure is not a lethal problem for anyone but saint floyd its an exception not a rule but the left concern trolled your brain into mush and here we are
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I liked Colum Tyrrell’s new special.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEnEutR31B4
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>>224234207
His recent collabs with Matan Even are pretty good. I think he just needs someone to riff with
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if you were a stand-up comedian releasing a special what would your special title be?
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>>224238120
You cant differentiate between schizo word salad and physical danger? You shouldn't be winning touching distance of a mentally ill person.
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>>224238128
How is the borscht, alexie? Is the front line sounding closer?
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>>224238178
"I'm Not Like The Other Girls"
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Nick Mullen's stand up
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>>224238128
>that pressure is not a lethal problem for anyone
it is given enough time for co2 to build up in the lungs.
as explained earlier, this is how you die from being crucified, you lose the strength to get new oxygen into your lungs. this is not even debated.
https://youtu.be/T7LuirmannQ?t=204
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>>224235515
Hmm, not really doxxing anything by sharing your yt account though
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>>224238196
>You shouldn't be winning touching distance of a mentally ill person.
I agree but unfortunately the soft-on-crime judges and DAs keep letting them out of jail after they commit violent crimes. If you live in a city it's practically unavoidable.
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mark?
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>>224238224
>Hmm, not really doxxing anything by sharing your yt account though
share your yt account and give me a couple hours (=
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>>224238216
ridiculous comparison and total copium many rightoids recreated the whole thing after and they are still alive, you are PRETENDING
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>>224238204
did you get lost on the way to reddit or something you cumslumping fuck pig
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>>224238225
Ronald Reagan and the republican party has made mental healthcare impossible unless its through the criminal justice system. It is a ploy to enrich their oligarch buddies.
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>>224238242
Just like they recreated waterboarding?
>>224238256
4chan is totally on putin's side, you guys! Anyone against putin is reddit!
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>>224235333
Skinny Dave Chappelle might have been one of the greatest comedians ever.
Beefy Dave Chappelle is just living off the fumes. He changed everything about himself and most of the comedy was lost along the way.
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>>224238238
Just do it from here.
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>>224238278
fucks sake nobody talks about muh russian bots here stop acting like your faggoty groid saints are of any consequence to anybody outside woke leftard class stupid porch monkey
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>>224238264
I agree it should be much easier to force mentally ill people into hospitals and keep them there so the rest of society doesn't have to put up with them. But can you concede that once they do commit crimes they should be locked up and not released? It's not "the republican party" letting them go
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>>224238291
just link youtube account if it's not doxxing
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>>224238372
No, show us your skills.
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>>224238322
>It's not "the republican party" letting them go
it's not the democrats letting them go, it's the republicans who cut funding to places like state hospitals which house mentally unwell people.
like the other anon brought up, Ronald Reagan fucked up Cali's mental health shit in 1980 and they never recovered because nobody wants to be the person who brings back indefinitely detaining people who don't belong in society even though it's clearly a huge problem out there.
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>>224235126
It's... A man.
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>>224238404
what are you afraid of?
>>224238224
says right here that it's not really doxxing anything by sharing your yt account
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>>224236927
Brian Regan was funny and also managed to be pretty much completely clean
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>>224238419
You cant do it from here? Hmmm, but you expect me to beleive you can do it from a more secure site like youtube? Interesting. I guess you could also hack the pentagon with a nokia brick.
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>>224234207
This. Hyde has never been a comedian, nor funny.
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>>224238555
You must have not heard of Andrew dice gay or Bobby's dumb, italian watch.
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>>224234207
I thought that "cool it with the antisemetic remarks" special was great.
And there are a number of good sketches from him.
Officer Maggot
Shithead
The Dinner Party
The Man Who Would Never Be What They Made Him To Be
The Breakup triptych. Etcetera.
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>>224238562
>Hyde has never been a comedian
he has done plenty of stand-up
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>>224235568
It's the equivalent of celebrating an anti-racist activist being killed by an immigrant or minority.
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>>224235548
You're biased and stupid then. Can't separate the art from the artist. Enjoy your Austin "comedy" that aligns with your ignorant chuddiness, incel.
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>>224238178
>"I suck my wife's dick every night but I'm not gay you stupid biggot."
or something like that
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>>224238606
there is a difference between a subjective "i feel" statement and a moral "this is a good thing".
a celebration of something is saying it is a morally good thing it happened and should continue to happen to make the world more just and fair.
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>>224238075
That's because it just isn't a funny joke. If they don't laugh it's not because they don't understand. There's nothing to understand. "Bong hit transplant" is terribly unfunny. It doesn't make sense in any way.
>Weed causes the munchies, man!
Stupid.
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>>224234067
Nick Rochefort
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>>224238691
hold on this seems like it could be funny
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>>224234067
All of them
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>>224234268
I lived long enough to see a fake celebrity redneck.
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>>224238691
>dude selling cars and real estate lmao
he's never been funny
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>>224238970
>a fake celebrity redneck
he's from a poor town in LA, no not that LA. the state.
if you saw him on road rules you'd understand.
https://youtu.be/-t2AcB3yXS8
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>>224239106
>4:00 randomly goes river walking unprompted
if that's not redneck shit idk what is.



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