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>I'm a senator now
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>>224247770
Anyone have the quote from George where he's talking about Herschlag's costumes in this? I remember him using the words "peek" and "tissue."
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In the ministry of pussy torture and anal gaping? Put some decent clothes on you whore.
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>>224247770
The whole system of Naboo monarchy confused me. Elective monarchy, somehow Leia is a princess and so on.
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>>224247959
Leia wasn't from Naboo

Naboo elects its monarchs by randomized computer lottery. Source: the Holonet articles they posted on starwars.com when the prequels were in theaters.
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>>224247977
>Doesn't elect the most competent person

Typical monarchy
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>>224247977
Padmé probably sucked off half the planet to get elected
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>>224248097
wasnt she a little girl when elected though?
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>>224247959
Naboo is a Noble Republic, like many of the ancient italian states.

In Legends, the King before her was based Ars Veruna, a corrupt piece of crap who was like a crime lord and who aligned himself with enemies of Darth Plagueis due to Plagueis exploiting the plasma production in Naboo.

In Canon, the Queen before her is some boring woman.

>>224248097
Not really. Palpatine grew tired of Ars Veruna, and Ars Veruna was radicalized into opposing Palpatine / Plagueis due to the Trade Federation abuse. It is Ars Veruna who tried to desperately militarize Naboo, fearing the Trade Federation attack, and he orders the spaceships that we see in Phantom Menace which employ the R2-series droids.

To replace Veruna when he becomes a liability, Plagueis and Palpatine then find the convincing 12 years old Padme from a hillbilly noble family to be a more easily manipulated Queen, and finance her political career. In secret, they plan the murder of Veruna, which Plagueis does himself as a revenge for Veruna and his criminal allies ordering a plague on the Dark Lord of the Sith.

It is unbelievable amounts of kino.

>>224248090
She was elected into office exactly because Palpatine secretly found her and her father two ignorant provincial hillbillies that would just do whatever he wanted and sabotage Chancellor Valorum.

>>224247977
>Naboo elects its monarchs by randomized computer lottery

Not true neither in canon, nor legend.

Read Plagueis / The Padme Amidala books.
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>>224248233
>Not true neither in canon, nor legend.
Just because disney removed it from the website doesn't mean it never existed. What are you, the Jedi Temple librarian?
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>>224248266
>wahhh, pls let me lie

Disney didn't remove any of it. Darth Plagueis's book was published during George Lucas's days.

Stop trying to lie.
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>Haha Ani, we can’t be together.
>Oh this? I just put this dress on, I just needed to give my breasts some air.
>Anyway Ani, you cannot fuck me or my giant breasts. Don’t get any wrong ideas about me just because I’m wearing a massive choker scarf that matches my gimp suit dress Ani.
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>>224248233
>Naboo is a Noble Republic, like many of the ancient italian states.
I understand that and I understand elective monarchy. But whole election system, her daughter being a princess and her being a senator is messy.
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How did she get away with it?
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>>224248479
It was a different time.
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>>224247770
You could have used an actual picture of her and not this ai slop
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>>224248479
She didn't
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>>224248432
Noble Republic leadership also didn't get to rule their entire lives. If I am not mistaken, she gives away the throne, then she is invited by the next queen to be a senator to the Chommel sector that Naboo presides over (the equivalent to an European Union assembly member), because the Chommel sector gets a new senator seat. Later on, I think Jar Jar Binks also becomes a senator because Palpatine becomes chancellor.

Noble republic is not an elective monarchy.
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>>224248432
>her daughter being a princess
...she was adopted by the rulers of alderan...
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This was the one costume for her that Lucas personally designed.
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>/tv/ doesn't read books and does not know that Naboo is hillbilly Outer Rim land that fancies themselves civilized, while Palpatine and Plagueis play them like a fiddle to the point Sheev gets fucking Jar Jar Binks as a senator to further shows how little he thinks of them

Sheev is based beyond belief.
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>>224248637
>not a shred of remorse
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>>224248479
She was a sheltered uptight girl who didn't grow up around that many boys. She was probably going to use her wealth to buy slave kid Anakin and use him as her personal toy if there weren't Jedi around to protect him.
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>>224248664
Would it still make sense? She would still not inherit it. Unless maybe kids get to keep the title of prince, but that just seems like a good way to create a lot claimants, not directly related, that would want to usurp the throne
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>>224247770
Force sex must be pretty kinky, working dildos in other holes from weird angles while suspended in the air in impossible positions, influencing her mood so she gets extra cock drunk.
Once she had it once, she could never go back to normal sex again.
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>>224248727
Leia would not get to rule even if she were the biological daughter to Bail Organna and his wife (who was Queen of Alderaan).

Alderaan is a male-aligned primogeniture, and the title was going to the Queen of Alderaan's brother before the Empire rightfully wiped Alderaan from the galaxy.

Leia didn't have any biological brothers, so her uncle was posed to inherit.

Thankfully, we don't need to concern ourselves with Alderaany politics anymore. Based Tarkin good friend'ed them.
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>>224248727
naboo was an elective monarchy
alderaan was a hereditary monarchy
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>>224248767
Oh, right, I confused the places.
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>>224248767
/tv/ hasn't played enough Crusader Kings to tell the difference between any of that.
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>>224248781
Ironically, I actually played A LOT of CK2 back in the day. I just forgot that she got adopted into Alderaan's royal family, my bad.
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>>224248815
Sure...
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>>224248690
> tv/ doesn't read books
Reading Star Wars slop isn’t the flex you think it is when there are tons of classic books I will never have the time to read
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>>224247959
Leia is princess of Alderaan because she was adopted by the Organas which were the rulers.
Naboo is a democratic royalty. Pre-adolescents are chosen then reign for a couple years. The reason why is because they're deeply idyllic and infantile, they live through extreme pacifism (to where some families exile members they see as having been involved in violent jobs like mercenary work) and art, and they view kids as pure and perfect leaders.
>>224248233
Veruna never made any sense to me. He contradicts the whole point George was going for about Naboo's naivete and good will. But then again he comes from Plagueis which is a book full of baffling choices from Plagueis living far longer than the films and Essential Chronology had established to Palps just... being born evil which Lucas was against.
I did like the idea from the Fact Files that Panaka became Moff and Naboo became heavily pro-Imperial. It makes sense for such a planet to go the other way completely after all the trauma of the Trade Federation attack and the Clone Wars and become militarists of the highest degree. In fact I like to think they stuck as pro-Imperials well into post-Endor.
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>>224247770
All of Padme's outfits were kino.
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>>224247770
Someone please post the edit with bigger tits if you have it
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>>224249075
Those are not tits, they are knockers.
Jugs, honkers, Bazongas, would also be acceptable
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>>224249031
Also it's ironic that Luceno wrote Veruna in Plagueis wanting to protect Naboo from the TF when he also wrote Cloak of Deception where he had the TF militarize like three months before TPM as Palps just rushes the entire thing with the Nebula Front as an excuse
And it also doesn't make much sense that Padme is pushed as queen for multiple reasons including the fact Palpatine never even intended to really deal with her much in the films
But yeah Luceno is a master of basically making shit up, see also his Tarkin book where he retcons Tarkin into having grown being forced to beat wild animals up and shit when he was clearly established traditionally to be a high-class nobleman who had never seen direct combat as he was a strategist and politician
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>>224249020
The true flex is reading what you want to read.

Some Star Wars books are very good, others are just meant to be fun and extra entertainment if you like the movies and TV shows.

>>224249031
Captain Panaka is based, both in Legends and Canon. The one good decision of canon was making him the Moff in the Chommel sector, I agree that it was a very good decision.

Ars Veruna being a corrupt piece of crap was a joint decision of Luceno and George Lucas. Luceno is highly regarded by George, probably much higher than any of the SW novelists. Labyrinth of Evil / Cloak of Deception re-interpret a lot of aspects of the trilogy, and pretty much Luceno is the most trusted of the writers to undertake the prequel autism.

As for Ars Veruna being corrupt, it is re-contextualized if you take in consideration that Veruna was a supporter of Tapalo, who was the former king who Plagueis and Palpatine and Veruna (at the time) favored because Tapalo was in favor of allowing the plasma extraction from Naboo.

Veruna is a guy who was never meant to reach closer to power, but he did thanks to the corrupt money moving in due to the plasma discovery.
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>>224249239
Tarkin is Eriadu incarnate.

Eriadu is an Outer Rim shithole that thinks themselves civilized. Tarkin grew up indeed like a high-class nobleman, but in Eriadu (wild planet) his father sent him to be trained by his uncle, who taught him to be a man and survive in the wilderness.

This eventually paid off because Tarkin grew out of the Eriadu sector and got involved in military / politics after getting to Coruscant, and when he was assigned to a mission, he got a lot of respect for saving the lives of everyone due to being the one military upper rank who was not coddled and who knew his way around the wilderness.

I find it hard that Vader would respect Tarkin if Tarkin were some guy who grew up with a silver spoon. Vader himself tells Palpatine in the book that he is unwilling to respect Tarkin, then Palpatine questions Vader if Vader knows the truth about Eriadu and the name of Tarkin's cruiser (which is a reference to Tarkin's past).

Later on, Vader questions Tarkin, who explains what is the rite of passage to adulthood of the nobles of the Tarkin family.
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>>224249268
>The one good decision of canon was making him the Moff in the Chommel sector
Doesn't matter in canon, he gets taken out by Saw Gerrerra in one of the manga comics.
>Luceno is highly regarded by George, probably much higher than any of the SW novelists
Eh, fair? I just don't think his choices are imo all that great, they're good books but the greater lore implications I disagree with
>Veruna is a guy who was never meant to reach closer to power, but he did thanks to the corrupt money moving in due to the plasma discovery.
Yeah but my issue is more thematic. TPM is meant to represent the Republic getting a slap in the face as their idealism of "a thousand years of peace" is revealed to be a sham hidden behind ignorance of the rest of the galaxy. Padme goes out to Tatooine and asks how slavery can exist when the Republic doesn't allow it. Naboo is a microcosm of the Republic turning into the Empire, as its ignorance is shattered and they fight back against the invaders, the proto-Seppies
>>224249335
>Eriadu is an Outer Rim shithole that thinks themselves civilized
Again, this is mostly a Luceno invention, old lore never stated Eriadu was a shithole, in fact it had tons of notable leaders and politicians.
>I find it hard that Vader would respect Tarkin if Tarkin were some guy who grew up with a silver spoon
Not being a brute who went around beating the shit out of people doesn't mean being born from a silver spoon. Tarkin was a smart politician, he was a leader in the militarists ffs, but he simply was never a guy who daydreamed of beating up officers like Disney retconned later.
Vader respects Tarkin because he's a competent officer who got to his position because he's smart. Even then people exaggerate how much Vader "hates" the Imperial officials he works with, in ESB he doesn't hate Ozzel until he keeps making blunders and he isn't even in a normal state of mind because he's hunting Luke desperately before the Emperor gets him.
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>>224249417
>Doesn't matter in canon, he gets taken out by Saw Gerrerra in one of the manga comic

Also based.

Saw Guerrera is a good character.

There are many worse ways to go out than being killed by Saw's guerrillas.

In the most recent Reign of the Empire book, Saw has a debate with Bail, that Saw says, 'You'd only understand what is to have the ruler of Alderaan replaced as happened in Naboo.'
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>>224247959
i dont understand why so many people and anons dont get that star wars has the basically zero worldbuilding and thought put into it at all. its all just signs and symbols and rule of cool for george.
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>>224249533
I wish somebody made a more serious attempt at space wizards sci-fantasy.
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>>224248090
people who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones
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>>224249628
Star Wars is awesome as it is.

>I wish people made more stuff like Star Wars

The one example that I know of a fan of Star Wars being inspired is The Love Hypothesis (which was ReyLo fanfiction).

Someone legitimately watched the sequel trilogy and thought that it could be a steamy sexual academic tale. I wonder what would happen these days, when all the fans are women rather than autists.

We need an autist to give it a shot to this, but they all moved on to 40k.
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>>224249417
Other inconsistencies from Luceno that piss me off:
>The Trade Federation lacking a military until a couple months as Palpatine basically dumps the entire secret droid army in front of them and tells them to produce it for Naboo (sourcebooks stated that while the army itself was a "secret", the OOMs were commonplace and the vehicles had seen tons of exercises and tests in many planets before Naboo)
>Implying that the Trade Federation is just a poor company which while corrupt hasn't done anything wrong when TPM establishes they own MOST planets near Naboo (Qui-Gon literally states Tatooine is unique because it's owned by the Hutts rather than the TF) and it's meant to be a stand-in for the EIC which basically enslaved whole regions with taxation and its own security forces, this is also reiterated in the later AotC and RotS sourcebooks with the other companies like the Techno Union or IGBC being confirmed to pretty much own planets like Mygeeto or Balmorra and they used droids like the Dwarf Spider Droids or Snail Tanks to force people to basically work for them in mines and shit
>Having the Trade Federation be owned by a leading group of varied species when literally all other sources have it be clearly led by prominent Neimoidian families and it being pretty much Neimoidian driven, according to CoD apparently the Neimoidians only got ahold of the corporation a couple months before Naboo which is ridiculous
>Having Nute Gunray be a pacifist who really doesn't want anything to do with things and only agreed with Sidious out of fear when the films clearly show him as a greedy vile vengeful worm who agreed with Sidious to get more power and money
>Having Palpatine's backstory be ridiculously suspicious when the entire point of his rise was that he was a normal boring dude who everyone underestimated until he became Chancellor (this goes back to him being purely a psycho according to Luceno)
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>>224247770
>I'm politicking, mom!
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>>224249922
Some of these points rely on imprecise time tables (3 months, 2 months) to events that happened in the span of multiple years, like the Nebula Front crisis, the vote to allow th3 Trade Federation to arm their ships, and the Naboo crisis.

I don't think the trade federation ever had control over the Chommel sector, like it controls Cato Neimoidia and the bankers run Mygeeto and Muunilist.
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>>224249922
You'd appreciate EK Johnston (canon) Padmé trilogy. It goes into the canon version of facts surrounding Padmé coronation and the Naboo crisis.
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>>224247770
Now Natalie think of that young man and remember the little boy he was. It is so important to me that you think of him as a little boy in every scene with him.
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>>224247818
It was the concept artist, not George
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>>224251033
>Some of these points rely on imprecise time tables (3 months, 2 months) to events that happened in the span of multiple years, like the Nebula Front crisis, the vote to allow th3 Trade Federation to arm their ships, and the Naboo crisis.
I'm speaking of what's shown in Cloak of Deception. The book is literally stated to be mere months before the film yet all these events are shown to happen here.
The Nebula Front crisis doesn't begin in CoD, but it reaches its climax in it with the Eriadu Summit.
The Trade Federation getting their army literally happens in the book. There's a literal scene where Gunray apprehensively joins a Baktoid rep who shows him all the designs like the MTTs and AATs and other ships and tells him "oh yeah you should go to Haor Chall, the Xi Char are making a starfighter you folks would enjoy" leading to them acquiring the Vulture Droids. This happens mere months before TPM, not years. The Naboo crisis begins mostly after the Outer Rim taxation bill, BR-0371, which is six months before TPM. So maybe the TF gets their droids like 8 months before TPM, that's still dumb.
>I don't think the trade federation ever had control over the Chommel sector, like it controls Cato Neimoidia and the bankers run Mygeeto and Muunilist.
They don't control Chrommel necessarily, but nearby sectors for sure, particularly in the Outer Rim. The invasion of Naboo is politically important because it's a direct attack on a Mid RIm Republican world and not just an Outer Rim backwater nobody cares about. But CoD clearly shows the TF not really controlling anything. Unless you believe they took over everything in 8 months, the way Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan talk implies this is a much more well-known thing than a recent big event.
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She ruined an entire generation of goyim
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>>224248097
>sucked off half the planet to get elected
kek because half the planet has a penis!
lmao
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>>224251297
Insane to think how many top-tier artists worked on this only to end up with what we got on screen.
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>>224251967
cinema
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Reflects current state of the world.
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>>224251297
>We wanted her wearing things that looked like they'd come off if she sneezed
>14 years old girl

Hollywood is such a creepy place.
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>>224251967
I remember seeing a youtube video where Adam Savage was showing off his workshop, and apparently he worked on Attack of the Clones, and he had the miniature set of the bug peoples' colosseum that he built for the movie, and I was flabbergasted because on screen it looked so ass and was filled with so many shitty ps3 game looking bug people I thought the whole thing was constructed in CGI
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>>224249804
>Someone legitimately watched the sequel trilogy and thought that it could be a steamy sexual academic tale
I dunno about the academic part, but I have to exclude Rey and Gweilo from search results when I look for SW stuff on FF.net or AO3 'cause there's so much shit with those two
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>>224253521
That is really the only thing people *got* from the sequel trilogy, the cute dorky couple.

Everything else is a dumpster.
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>>224249628
dune is basically that. star wars is just a retarded version of dune and samurai films. dune doesnt have literal magic, but it has the real life equivalent of "magic" as in charismatic influence and genetic engineering.
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>>224252315
>conveniently crops out the retarded cord at the bottom of the image to convince himself that this saturday morning cartoon-tier film is "kino"
based
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>>224254266
Star Wars has the corporate / crime lord / wild west / crony capitalism type of politics that Dune doesn't.

Star Wars built up on Dune, but it elevates it in some regards.
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>>224247770
Anakin must have been using the Force in some creative ways to give Flatalie such nice bewbs. Seriously those look like they did after she had her kids, pretty impressive.
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>>224248479
it's ok when a white person do it
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>>224254316
>but it elevates it in some regards.
No, not even a little bit.
They're both in completely different leagues.
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>>224251967
We ended up with the best movie trilogy of all time
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>>224247959
>american education
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>>224248690
Naboo is in the mid rim and part of the republic. This is literally part of the plot of Phantom Menace, outer rim planets like Tatooine aren't protected by republic laws.
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>>224248479
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>>224251967
Cope
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>>224254266
>DUNC fags desperately trying to pretend anybody cares about it
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>>224255339
that didn't happen
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>>224247770
>those tits falling out
>that fabric separating them
Kino for my dick
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>>224251967
you're retarded as fuck, the amazing concept art translated really well into the final product of the film
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>>224247770
imagine licking that
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>>224251967
Well, outfits looked good.
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>>224247770
Imagine seeing your bae dressed up like that to break up with you
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>>224249268
>The one good decision of canon was making him the Moff in the Chommel sector, I agree that it was a very good decision.

He was also a moff in legends but his fate is different. In legends he was also a friend of Grand Moff Hissa
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>>224254266
>dune doesnt have literal magic
But I want that.
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>>224252767
She was 19 in Episode 2.
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>>224255351
Episode 2 fucking sucks. Nothing happened in that movie.
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What was Amygdala's Mitochondria level?
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Why was she so bootyblasted by Palpatine's speech in Revenge of the Sith? She voted him into office specifically to abuse gis position's power and ignore protocols to support her regime.
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>>224256473
Because DEMOCRACY
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>>224251967
>hire good artists
>get good art on screen
What's the insane part?
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>>224256473
>palpatine
>palestine
the puzzle is beginning to fit together...
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>>224256876
>Palpatine tricks the world with false propaganda into thinking that the j-guys are evil
>the anti-jedi jedi joins him
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>>224256386
Go back to your zoom zoom Marvel lightshows, fag.
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>>224247770
>1999 CGI still looks better than modern sci fi slop like Dune
Hollywood really is dead
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>>224248097
Padme was 14 in TPM.
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>>224247770
more like Semenator
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>>224248479
Get away with what? Their relationship started when Anakin was 19.
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>>224257241
prequelshits are zoom zoom marvel lightshows
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>>224247770
>"We cant be together"
>Wears a low cut leather dress
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>>224247770
Senate grants her DICKTatorship
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>>224257187
From my point of view the jedi are evil.
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>>224258908
It was a shit test.
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>>224248479
>How did she get away with it?
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>>224258815
Nice try zoomie
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>>224247770
Don’t blame me I voted Bibble
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>>224259191
>dude there's heckin 100 light sabers in this fight
It's the worst of the prequels
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>>224247977
The whole point of an elective monarchy is that the monarch will be an adult
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>>224248228
Did I stutter?
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>>224256473
Because she wanted to bar military expansion act of the Republic during wartime (?), because, as it turns out, Padmé is indeed the hillbilly dumb influenciable politician that Sheev believed she was. Except she was being influenced by Mon Mothma, the Rodian Orn Oconda, Bail and other traitors. Then she was part of the delegation of 2000, which was going to pressure Palpatine to resign after Grievous was defeated just after (hilarious) they voted for Palpatine's term extension.

Padmé is played out as being efficient, but she was never efficient as politician. Her main achievements in the clone war (like Scipio / Muunilist) crisis were due to the fact Anakin was always there to save her.

Padmé would have been a great Jedi, not a great senator. Jar Jar Binks being her colleague for Chommel clearly shows what Sheev thought of her.
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>>224257187
>Palpatine tricks the world with false propaganda into thinking that the j-guys are evil

The Jedi are evil, though.

The Windu raid was an ipsis literis coup d'état.
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>>224248479
>>224248637
>>224247770
hob big is her cock? uwu
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>>224247770
She looks like a dominatrix to me. Would get paddled by/10
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>>224260567
>I may have started a galaxy wide war by carefully manufacturing both sides, but you tried to stop me, and that's worse
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>>224248637
Natalie is NOT 5'6.
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>>224249533
Name one thing that isn't thought out in the 6 films
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>>224248479
>How did she get away with it?
Different galactic postcode.
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>>224260964
The war was going to happen inevitably.

Many Outer Rim planets wanted to secede, the Core didn't care, legislation couldn't be passed, and the corporations weren't happy with being taxed while being the only people active in the Outer Rim.
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>>224261278
I'd secede Padme's outer rim if you catch my drift
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>>224247770
>anakin, I've just made it legal for a 17-year-old to fuck a 40-year-old. Just thought I'd let you know
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>>224248479
she was like 12 in first movie
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>>224247770
Ya'll think they wear thongs in space?
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>>224261364
That's appropriation of twi'lek culture
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>>224251967
what you got on the screen WAS the production design, moron.

The Lord of the Rings does all the same shit and people love it. the Gollum CGI sucks balls compared to Jar Jar Binks, the Massive 3D PlayStation orcs suck balls to the robots in the prequels. but fans always PRAISE the same things they shit on Star Wars for. 'it was high effort! new and groundbreaking for the time!'

Lord of the Rings put Aragorn in a black-brown cloak, the costume designers in the documentary squirm and stutter, 'nuh-uh it's technically very-dark-green! it's book-accurate! (pls don't ask about the beard ;_;)'

compare that to Trisha Biggar's work on The Phantom Menace. no cope: the costumes tell you about a fantasy setting, its history, and its culture. you didn't need these books or for characters to discuss it in dialogue, the films are a perfect example of 'show, don't tell.'

the Star Wars prequels are like the motion picture equivalent of Morrowind.
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>>224260543
Again, it's more that Padme was naive and thought that the galaxy could fix itself with pacifism
Even then she didn't have the spine that Mothma and Bail had, she liked Palpatine as she saw him as a mentor and of course liked Anakin
I'm fairly certain if Palps cared enough she could have been made a proper militarist and pro-Imperial but Palpatine didn't care for her. Also the idea she'd have been a good Jedi is laughable, she lacks the backbone.
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>>224261468
These books and those cutaway vehicle ones were so cool. Always wanted to get them all from the Scholastic book fairs as a kid.
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>>224247959
And I bet the Naboo residents think Earth governments are fucking retarded too
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>>224252767
it isn't creepy. men like looking at women. you've had too much leftist brainwashing.
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>>224261649
sovl
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>>224248479
This could be rad but most times the girl just molests you, and doesnt care about you anymore.
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>>224252767
It isnt hollywood
Pedaresty is commin among lower humans.
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>>224261695
>telescoping crow's nest
>ALSO has retractable ladder rungs

idgi. could the spotter not ride it up and down like an elevator?
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>>224257276
Out of ten!
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>>224261812
The ladder is for hot-swapping spotters without breaking coverage.
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>>224261565
>she lacks the backbone

Yeah, Jedi are just pieces of shit boomer monks.
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>>224247770
She looks better with that white paint and dots makeup. Fancier.
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>>224256549
Naboo alone btfos anything in the OT stylistically.
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>>224257276
it's okay, some of us like them older
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>>224261468
We will never get a movie like this again.
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>>224248781
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>>224247770
AH the iconic senator dress to NOT sexual compromiss a horny padawan
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>>224254280
you say this as if saturday morning cartoons aren't the most kino form of entertainment media to exist.
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>>224263636
it's like the basic skills peaked, then petered out.

it was once a given that if filmmakers were making an Ancient Greece period piece, they'd get the architecture down (as best they could for their budget). that would involve prerequisite knowledge, a trade skill, research and planning.

nowadays they still say,
>the new Star Wars costumes were inspired by feudal Japanese woodblock prints
but what that actually means is:
>we had Google Images open at the same time as 3ds Max.
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>>224247770
AOTC padme was peak
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>>224264732
>these are kids' films!

sure, but they're also like, teenager films. at any point were you ever 'meant' to find Rey sexy? in an adventure stories about dashing heroes, violent action, and a touch of romance?

Kylo Ren takes his shirt off, i think John Boyega does at one point (but it's not really sexually-charged). that Acolyte series had the Korean (?) dude bathing naked for no reason, just pure beefcake.

how do we go back? i'm pretty sure women want this too.
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I actually read pic related and can provide some context on Padmé's POV of the Naboo crisis according to Disney canon.

>Padmé's candidacy was sponsored by Palpatine, who underestimated the girl
>Panaka had the idea for Padmé to have teenage girls as a retinue and recruited Sabé / Tsabin, who plotted with Padmé to have an entire team of the trained protectors
>Padmé was attempting to mend differences within planets of the Chommel sector who felt alienated from Naboo and the Galactic Senate, and the influence of the Trade Federation in neighboring systems was concerning
>Padmé was actually in a quarrel with Sabé throughout all of the Phantom Menace
>Two of Padmé's retinues stayed back in Naboo during the occupation, with one of the girls fooling Nate Gunray that she was a terrified child
>they plotted with governor Bibble of Theed to send the messages that Naboo was starving and dying
>Padmé's main concern throughout it all is who has the right to sign the deal surrendering Naboo to the Trade Federation, which happens to be only the Queen
>meanwhile Padmé was in Tatooine and discovered that life there was terrible
>Anakin comes out as an extremely likable guy, who just almost died from crashing his pod, then promisses his mom that one day he'd free her and all would change (fuck the Jedi)
>Padmé fell in love with Anakin at first sight "Her heart choked for that good slave woman and her generous, brave son; and Padmé knew that it would forever be like that."
>Panaka comes out as paranoid, Obi-wan comes out as an asshole, Darth Maul comes out as the author's secret crush, and there is some reference to the Darth Plagueis build up on how Maul felt when he had no mission and could only stay in the Republic 400th since he was a monster thanks to the Dathomirian Night Sister warpaint

If they could remove all the girl nonsense from this book (even thought it explains how teenagers deal with menstruation in the Star Wars galaxy), it would be a very good book.
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>>224264077
Nobody knows how to make movies anymore. Soon we'll be going to theater to watch AI slop.
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>>224248637
(((Senators))) don't get arrested.
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>>224265291
She wanted Anakin from the get-go. >>224265240
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>>224265240
Some of this kinda sounds dogshit
I like Bibble collaborating (I hope reluctantly) with the TF rather than the EU bullshit that Maul created an AI replica, but Padme trying to "mend differences" when she's meant to be generally naive and foolish and unwilling to consider others like the Gungans until later, the TF merely having "influence" when the film straight up says they OWN systems, Palpatine "underestimating" Padme, Maul being from Dathomir, Plagueis and Padme being in love with Anakin are all fucking bullshit, also it sounds like a girly book about "omg my heckin' gaarllfreeeen don't talk to me no mo'"
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>>224265401
Jar Jar was the fiest gungan she ever saw, and Jar Jar inspires her to ask them for help.

Trade Federation owns systems, but it is not outright stated if they own systems near Chommel or just control their government.

Bibble and the Padmé girls left behind succesfully fool Nate Gunray.

Palpatine underestimates Padmé until he finds out she is strengthening Chommel and mending ties to the enstranged planets.

Maul is from Dathomir in the Expanded Universe too.

Padmé is in love with Anakin. Plagueis is not in the book.

And yes, it is a girly book, a lot of it is dedicated to Padmé and her retinue becoming best friends and teaming up and beefing and going to concerts and upsetting paranoid Panaka.

Padmé does exactly what Palpatine wants, and the book gives a nice scene where Palpatine is ordering a new piece of art that doesn't fit his senatorial office, but he knows he'll soon have a larger office "upstairs". (Hinting that he knows he'll become Chancellor once Padmé arrives)

Also, according to this book, Darth Maul planned to fight Qui-gon and Obi-wan in the plasma energy facility of Naboo, and wanted to separate both using the energy doors.

I don't know, but in the movies it always seemed Maul didn't know about the energy doors.

The book is not dogshit, Anakin and Maul scenes are great. But it is definitely an immense downgrade from Luceno autism.
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EK Johnston would have written a very fun Darth Maul book. You can tell Maul is her favorite character.
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>>224248637
troubling...
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>>224265155
The women who write SW now expect us to find female characters sexyh because they're 'strong'.
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>>224249239
>Rank insignia plaque
Everybody knows those are space lozenges and space mints
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>>224265775
i read some pre-resurrection Darth Maul stuff, i think nobody really knew how to write the character. sometimes he was a badass quiet assassin, other times he was a silly quipster.

i never watched Clone Wars, but the clips i've seen are weird. lots of evil animu monologuing, followed by a dry one-liner and a DreamWorks smirk.

he's in MINUTES of The Phantom Menace and only gets a few lines, but it seems pretty clear he's this quiet, stoic Sith trainee. it's like Boba Fett: just what he says, how he says it, how he moves. 'Man With No Name style bounty hunter', got it.
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>>224265740
Yes, Jar Jar represents the first time Naboo goes out of its way to deal with others.
Trade Federation certainly owns systems near Chrommel, Qui-Gon notes that Tatooine is unique in being the only planet near Naboo not under Federation control.
I don't think it ought to be that they fool Gunray for thematic reasons (Naboo is at the mercy of the TF so it resisting until Padme arrives is dumb)
Idk if that's good but I'd need to read
Maul was originally from Iridonia and Dathomir is a retarded TCW retcon
Padme falls in love with Anakin in AotC as shown in the film
Idk if Palps would be that confident considering his original plan was to use pity votes until he got lucky Padme escaped
Eh, that sounds like its giving Maul far more credit than is deserved per what is shown which is that he merely goes there, it's meant to mirror Luke and Vader in Cloud City
I think Luceno has his faults too as I said up above, he retcons tons of shit
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>>224261221
dark side fuel
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>>224247770
I've seen her butthole lol
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>>224266082
Well, according to the EK Johnston's book, Padmé knew her heart would always ache for Anakin.

>>224266082
I like Maul being more like an ambush predator and a tactician. But I never think that he purposefully separated Qui-gon and Obi-wan, I think Johnston overrates him.

Johnston probably wanted a gig writing something for Maul.
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>woman watched this and thought Maul was hot, mysterious and a lonely troubled soul
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>>224266280
>bald
>superb ballet dancer
>childless in his 20s (or older)

uhh yeah i don't think WOMEN saw this guy as a romantic interest, anon...
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take me cock
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>>224247770
So this is what Sheev meant when he said “I love democracy”
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>>224266512
love both of the democracies...
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>>224256473
>why would famous supporter of democracy and pacifism become increasingly distrustful of the guy dismantling the republic and ever more militarization
gee I wonder
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>>224251967
>to end up with what we got on screen
Unparalleled kino?
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In Shadow of the Queen (current canon), Palpatine as Chancellor was combating slave trade by trying a law to retaliate on hyperlanes that were exploited for slave trade.

Meanwhile the Jedi were letting Schmi rot.
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>>224267165
what
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>>224265951
The way I see him, TPM Maul is a mostly quiet killing machine who believes himself above pretty much everyone else in the galaxy because he's the direct apprentice to what he sees as the single most powerful being in the universe. He's the inheritor of the Dark Side and the physical embodiment of a millennium of Sith bidding their time for revenge. He has little to say beca he knows he's got it.
TCW Maul had his legs cut off, had to use the Dark Side to survive Mustafar style then spent the next 12 years on a junkyard planet as a schizo robot spider, only to be rescued and find out the war he had trained for started without him and he had been completely replaced as a player. I can see a Maul with aftereffects that tries to find his place in the galaxy and build his very own discount Empire via Mandalore starting to wax poetically a bit about his place in the galaxy and the way he sees things.
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>>224247770
Why couldn't a senator have a fuckboy? Why is the prequel universe so sexless and sterile?
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>>224265155
We could have had a sexy Darth Talon if George Lucas stuck around.
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>>224267180
This is Palpatine talking to Padmé prior to the election of the next queen of Naboo:

(Padmé talking)
— As Queen of Naboo, I had to put its needs above all else. Yet I never felt comfortable about the situation in Tatooine, not since I left that planet almost 4 years ago. The slavery is an illness tainting all that the Republic stands for, chancellor. I cannot offer an official chance of policy, given the state of most Outer Rim planets, but I can use my wealth to free as many people as possible. — Padmé thought of a boy whose mother allowed him to go where she could not follow.
— You mean, buy them?
— Yes, even if I do not like that work.
— An admirable objective. Maybe it could interest you to know that I have been preaenting a bill on the Senate to deal with this very matter. It will hinder the transport of such despicable "good" through Republic space and should enact a change upon the practice of slavery. I'd advise you to not meddle in this affair... yet.
— I know how the senate works, Chancellor. I pleaded for the lives of our people in front of the senators, and they did nothing."

Queen's Shadow is the only Padmé book that is legit good.
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>>224267477
meh
>>224267421
I wish we had more hedonistic Sith.
there was on sith lord on the dark council in the SWTOR DLC who just wanted to fuck and party then retired to do exactly that
and i thought she was easily one of the most likable characters in the game
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>>224267477
Palpatine is convincing her to be his useful idiot on the senate, like she was his useful idiot as queen.
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>>224256549
>Pictured: mid rim galactic suburb/backwater with relatively sparse population (only in the billions)
>Meanwhile Disney Star wars: entire galaxy is sand shacks or forest shacks with like 6 guys in it being oppressed by a gorillion storm troopers in a megalithic structure of a base plopped down in UE5.

I still have no idea how they could manage to fuck up scale so badly across so many movies.
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>>224267535
you forgot
>the same people appear across every work in the universe spread throughout the galaxy
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>>224267329
I liked Canon Maul, all things considered. Just a bit too weak for my taste.
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>>224247770
>I'm a senat-ACK
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>>224247770
She's the reason I got a lusty redhead jew gf
Thanks padme
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>>224267329
damn... booba
>>224267165
jedincels ain't shit
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>>224267510
Lord Paladius is kind of like that in sith inquisitor story. I like that SWTOR shows some different sith that are doing their thing, interpreting doctrines in their own ways. Makes setting more alive.
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>>224267754
I only wish the aesthetic was more like the Egyptian-Mesoamerican style of Korriban's purebloods. Things look way too Post-Republic Empire. Other than that, the Sith in SWTOR are probably the most complex and nuanced portrayal of them. And that is just fucking sad.
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>>224267813
I wouldn't really want most of them to look like that, but some elements for purebloods yes. But not for SWTOR empire as a whole, humans.
But anyway, yes, I feel the same way about SWTOR, and it's sad that this mmo is one thing that I care about in regards to Star Wars.
Still, I think somebody could make a better space wizards setting, with more magical "force users" or whatever. But nobody seems to want to do it, even when the Mouse fucked SW up.
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>>224247770
Is this how senators dress?
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>>224267329
I love tits so much bros
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>>224267950
i like ass and tits
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>>224267577
kek
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>>224248090
*typical [every system that ever was]
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>>224267577
I don't watch hockey. Is that legal?
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>>224268262
That hit was one of the hardest legal hits I've ever seen. Game came to a stop, and they reviewed it. Dude just didn't see the hit in time to brace for it, and got his shit rocked.
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>>224247977
Star Wars dubs confirm
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>>224248233
>In Legends, the King before her was based Ars Veruna, a corrupt piece of crap who was like a crime lord and who aligned himself with enemies of Darth Plagueis due to Plagueis exploiting the plasma production in Naboo.
What a load of shit. Once again making the universe feel smaller by reusing the few characters and locations that were in the primary media. And of course comic book nerds gulped it down like the good cattle they were.
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>>224267558
>Hey Bill Burr we were both storm troopers on dirt world 7 haha remember that? What are the chances (The chances are actually a mathematical improbability considering the imperial military is unstated but at least in the hundreds of millions of soldiers)

You've rereminded me how fucking retarded the "good" seasons of mandolorian were.
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>>224268844
all disney wars is trash, man
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>>224268792
>book needs to explain the relationship between Palpatine and Plagueis, and how the Naboo crisis and episode 1-3 came to be
>how dare they re-use Naboo

You wanted the Trade Federation to attack Exegol?
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>>224252767
>all of human history until 15 years ago was a creepy place
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>>224251297
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
my coooooooooooooooock
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>>224268929
Weren't these creeps told that the costumes were meant for a 14 years old character?

Do they have to act like they really eat, rape and kill children?
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>>224251297
beautiful. i can tell white men created this
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>>224249268
>Labyrinth of Evil / Cloak of Deception re-interpret a lot of aspects of the trilog
In what way?
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>>224261468
Wrong. They stand out, and are iconic yes, but they don't tell you shit. None of the rest of Naboo even has the same quasi-asian aesthetic
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>>224267577
is this why hockey players are always missing teeth?
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>>224265155
>at any point were you ever 'meant' to find Rey sexy?
Maybe if you have an armpit fetish
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>>224269094
Naboo speaks to the creativity behind The Phantom Menace. Even more than Kamino and Utapau.
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>>224269129
yes
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>>224269223
she isn't force sensitive
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>>224269498
just inject her with some midichlorians
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>>224267577
That's assault, he wasn't even going for the puck.
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Fun fact, for a period of about 9 months, Padme had the highest medichlorian count in all of galactic history. When she was pregnant with the chosen one's kids.
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>>224247770
Why did she get demoted from Queen? She must have really fucked up.
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>>224270010
>Padme becomes force sensitive through uteroplacental exchange
okay, that's a cool idea
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>>224270010
what if midichlorians were stored in the butt and for nine months she had a dumptruck
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>>224270087
In Stargate 21st Century humans figured out how to transplant Ancient genes, but these high-tech faggots can't figure out how to inject Minimechlorians. ffs

You could get all the Sith and milk them and put their mojo into good people - or vice versa.

Yoda could have lived another 800 years if he adrenochromed himself with Skywalker blood.
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>>224270157
pornsick retard
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>>224270173
star wars isn't scifi
it's fantasy
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>>224270157
she's a potato
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>>224270291
sci-fi is just fantasy for psuedo-intellectuals who think they're too good for fantasy
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>>224247770
The prequels would have been so much better if Padme continued to be depicted as a decadent, mysterious, and vaguely sinister aristocrat in the second and third movies, rather than turning her into a flawless Californian liberal stand-in for George Lucas being angry about President Bush.
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>>224270349
look at her husband
the one man genocide himself
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>>224261135
>anakin was supposed to be the one to bring "balance to the force"
>literally every single jedi got this preminition wrong because...uh...
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>>224270378
he did though
he threw palpatine down the stairs
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You know what I hate, that women dress to accentuate their bodies yet if you look at them for longer than 2 measly seconds suddenly it's some great offense or your some kind of predator creep. I wouldn't mind if they had a wealth to their mind but 95% are vapid & thoroughly shallow, they have nothing to offer save for their body yet acknowledging this honestly is 'disgusting'. What's worse is the simp males desperate to white Knight these whores if you gaze at them like the livestock they are
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>>224270291
Agree, but since midwitchlorians fucked that up need to make the above canon and that's what the Jedi/Sith conflict is really all about. Whoever dominates the other will milk the losers for the rest of time.

Or Jedi don't know, but Palpatine knows how to "cheat death", (that's what he means by that), and wants Anakin to reproduce with Padme first so he can get MOAR super-minutechlorians from their offspring. Darth Plagiarism figured it out first but Sheev shivved him with a Sheev shiv and stole his idea/research/tech. Jedi that go missing are being held captive and milked to make Palpatine uber-powerful already, but he wants multiple Skywalker super-mooninites to git God-tier Force powers. That's why he's so interested in following Anakin's career and sets him up with Padme.

That makes his plan less stupid and minichlorians, Virgin Birth, and Padme shit less pointless.
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>>224270291
Why not both?
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>>224255289
>my superiors out of no-where
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>>224249922
I grew up loving star wars but lightsabers and blade-length knobs always annoyed me. Why not just make the blade 20 feet long and instantly poke through your opponent's brain from down the hall? It also seems to be the activation button.
Yeah yeah it's space magic and I aint gotta explain shit, but still. If anything, it should be just a power adjustment so you can train with it.
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>>224249533
>basically zero worldbuilding
There's a huge difference between George Lucas Star Wars and ~actual~ zero worldbuilding. I understand hyperbole but it's rather stupid to use in the context of Star Wars because each movie does some degree of world-building even if it's not an autistic Tolkein-tier background.
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>>224266694
Not only that, but she's a muh democracy hippie and Palpatine just crowned himself king of his own empire that used to be a government of the people she dedicated her life to.
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>>224264732
The lightsabers too, I think. Ep 3 changed lightsaber blade colors to be much more intense. Ep 3 blue turned to Ep 3 indigo, green was much more intense, and so on.
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>>224266280
If women followed Ray Park on instagram a few years ago, they could've gotten a full picture of his moderately-sized uncut cock.
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>>224268262
I will make it legal.
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>>224270080
She chose to abandon her office.
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>>224270431
The gym bullshit really exposed how they think. When they act upset or say you're a 'creep' or whatever, it's just an excuse to announce to everyone that a man looked at them. They need everyone to know a man noticed them, (even if he didn't really). They don't care how they do it or who they have to malign in the process. You and your reputation are just disposable to them.
>be me
>peak #MeToo bullshit
>visiting my 10yo goddaughter at her parent's house
>some rando friends of theirs are there that I've never seen before and give less than zero shits about
>just there after a hard day of work to help kid with Halloween costume
>busy doing that with her
>twilight, getting dark
>rush out door in into backyard to get piece of painted costume left to dry
>hear rando bitch in open garage that I was walking past that I didn't even notice until she piped up
>look to see what the fuck is going on, eyes trying to adjust to the darkness
>see vague figure in the shadows crouching down screeching at me 'not to look'
>whatever
>turn immediately and go grab painted item
>go back inside
>continue work on costume thinking nothing of it
>bitch comes in crying up a storm about how I was looking at her naked and literally raped her with my eyes
>didn't even know or see that she was, couldn't see shit
>no man would've have wanted to look at this crazy, fat, nothingburger anyway
>basically #MeToo'd me to kid's parents without me even knowing her name, who the fuck she was, or interacting with her before
>I literally didn't do anything wrong, couldn't have avoided that ridiculous situation, and coincidentally didn't see shit
Never went into legal territory, but bitch doesn't know that I was planning how to literally kill her the second it did, (not even kidding). Perpetually pissed that she didn't care how her manufactured, ego-motivated melodrama horseshit might affect my relationship with, and ability to see, my goddaughter after that. What a fucking crazy bitch whore cunt.
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>>224270173
>>224270087
Both are cool ideas. Opens up to interesting story implications of artificially bestowing connection to the force. Been written out before with Starkiller clones and Shadowtroopers in Jedi Outcast. Artificial vs natural, the quick and easy path, etc. Thing is I don't trust any Star Wars stuff coming out of Disney. Over ten years and the only good stuff they shat out had nothing to do with Jedi, the force, or competing philosophies (Andor).
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>>224270080
As queen, she ruled over a planet. As senator, she can influence the galaxy.
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>>224249533
This has to be bait.
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>>224248479
He couldn't win against her cock.
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O.. okay, madam senator. What PRECISELY is your proposed galactic tax policy?
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I heard Disney is going to sell Star Wars because it underperformed under its expectations.
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>>224271100
said an increasingly nervous dr. doom for the 57th time
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>>224271051
>Opens up to interesting story implications of artificially bestowing connection to the force.
not this shit
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>>224271137
Dr doom is going to be a flop and it will shutter Disney and then we will all be forced to watch Bollywood because that's all that's going to be left.
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>>224271162
Don't. Don't give me hope.
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>>224271063
As a Hershlag she pwns my dick
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>>224269498
she is a little bit
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>>224271033
The older I get the more I've understood women to be far more predatory then I ever thought possible and power hungry aswell. What made it hard to see was the cultural narrative that females are victims and oppressed but it's precisely this victim narrative that enables them to strike without fear of recourse, because a victims aggression is always justified as self defense.

Women aren't submissive, but conformist. This is shown by their higher agreeableness.Most men still think the default state of woman is sweet submissiveness,but it's really just conformity, 'yes men'. They're not agreeing because she's deferring to you, she's agreeing cause it's easier, convenient in the moment. There's no sympathy behind the agreement. Women are slimey power hungry cowards whose proclivities destroy civilisation.

Details on their main weapon, the threat narrative
https://youtu.be/Uy3SKPWjWeM

https://youtu.be/2tIrFAe1yx4&t=0m33s
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>>224272191
Woman evolved to trick and manipulate men. It’s the only way they could survive in prehistoric times. I don’t even hate them for it. It’s just nature. Female animals do it too. Just gotta be able to recognize the signs and shut that shit down in a hurry when she tries to pull it.
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>>224272216
I hate parasitical worms that live in eyeballs,even though it's just their nature. Evolution doesn't choose ,it just throws shit at the wall & runs with whatever sticks. Women could have become submissive cooperative loyal allies to their men always trying to compensate for their weak bodies with being helpful anyway they could think of, instead Evolution ran with scheming machievllian narcissisim , a calculating transactional creature and opponent of man.
The only thing worth thinking about is that we're on the cusp of the genomic revolution, the ability to select what genes and temperament get passed to the next generation. Coupled with artificial wombs and the default woman we know can be pruned out of the gene pool.It wouldn't wipe out women wholesale but it would see castes of women phased out. The combative highly neurotic machievllian chicks gone. You end up with the only women who men prefer over synthetic being naturally high temperamentally in all the things a man looks for in a wife anyway.
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>>224255278
lol zoomzooms r funny
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>>224248479
Legal in most systems
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>>224272494
You could always manipulate genetics and you didn't need a lab to do it. We've be killing dogs that didn't fit the bill since they were wolves, and it didn't take long to turn them into what you see now. Hitler did nothing wrong. The problem has always been not doing something about the babies that whores dump on the doorstep of the rest of society.
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>>224251935
Well you see anon, the women on Naboo are… built a little different and have some uh… extra hardware so to speak.


Y’all closeted niggas would be in heaven.
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>>224270378
He killed the Sith. He killed Dooku, then he killed Palpatine. There was no Sith left in the universe when he was done.
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>>224270349
Nobody was mad at WBush when AotC was in production
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>>224248479
5 year age difference isn't that big but people don't like that these days.
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>>224247770
Anakin should have considered a threesome with her sister.
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>>224267577
lol...this needs DBZ sfx.
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>>224267577
>you were my brother jakob
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>>224247770
Senator Whore of Naboo.
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>>224275148
if only she had good porn of her in that outfit
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>>224247824
>anal gaping
all sodomites will burn
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>>224248479
>shelf forehead
Anakin could've done a lot better.



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