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Mind Melding edition

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EEEVVVVVIIIILLLL
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>>224257426
Breeding an Army of Draculas edition
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>>224257426
>Bram Stoker's Inception
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Enjoyed Bloody Pit of Horror. The guy playing the Crimson Executioner was really giving it 100.
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>>224257426
>the shit it takes to coom these days
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>>224257491
kek I either forgot about this or it's in a different cut
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The more I think about this, the less I think it counts as any kind of horror movie, but it's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
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Just finished. I bowed to the peer pressure memeing. It's good! This might sound like an insane comparison, but I think it's like if Inland Empire had a coherent narrative. Not life changing, but it really is a gem.
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>>224257697
I can see it.
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>>224257528
Unfiltered Cagekino
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>>224257440
slayyy

Is picrel officially part of the LPCCU? (Longmont Potion Castle Cinematic Universe)
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>>224257528
Was he a vampire?
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>>224257840
the old "cursed footage" looked awesome, the movie has a great calm/spooky but warm atmosphere. I'm surprised this didn't get a video release of some type here, it's very good and I remember 20 years ago Asian horror being in super high demand.
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>>224257894
holy shit, is Renfield a sequel to VK?!
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>>224257894
He was a mescapire. It's the only way to fly.
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>>224257911
Yeah it's well shot, subtle creeps like the bus part was done well. I just looked and apparently it got the requisite poorly received American remake.
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>>224257945
>directed by Fruit Chan
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>>224257951
sharpie in pooper
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>>224257440
>This meme parodies the famous cerulean sweater scene from The Devil Wears Prada by substituting the high-fashion debate with the iconic red muscle armor worn by Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
>The striking red, flayed-muscle-style suit was designed by acclaimed Japanese artist and costume designer Eiko Ishioka, who won an Academy Award for Best Costume Design for her work on the film
based AI
if I asked someone here what that meme was they'd call me a bad word and laugh at me
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>>224258011
Faggot
HAHAHAHA
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check the calendar
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>>224258011
>they'd call me a bad word and laugh at me
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>>224258074
Which F13 are we watching, lads?
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>>224258120
I'm five minutes into Crystal Lake, will try to get through the whole thing by the end of the day.
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>>224258074
11/13
what does it mean?
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>>224258120
I was thinking remake, but maybe original.
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>>224258105
>The image shows the Radioactive Man Editor from the animated series The Simpsons (Season 7, Episode 2, "Radioactive Man")
>In this scene, the film editor is working in the cutting room and fires Milhouse Van Houten (who plays Fallout Boy) after Milhouse refuses to cooperate with the movie's production, saying, "Seamless, huh? You're fired... and with good cause!"
oh I see - that's very funny! Thanks again AI you're so based and pleasant to talk to.

We got lightning and thunder and it's about to start raining so I am going to watch CRAWL
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>>224258312
Watching movies based on the weather is primordially based
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>>224258330
Feels kind of silly when I have the movie playing I can't really tell what the weather is but oh well. Walking outside before the rain will get me in the mood I guess. I wish I had a sunroom for this kind of rain immersion.
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>>224258383
I experienced a catastrophic storm back in July and I can tell you, watching anything other than my roof and basement at the time was off the menu. But I know what you mean.
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>>224258442
>>/wsg/6269043
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>>224258473
>>>/wsg/6269043
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>>224258120
I've never seen any of them. Ending has been spoiled.
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>>224258492
plotfag
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>>224257420
>strong women
More like utterly broken women. Probably the best commentary on how women are truly incapable of actually dealing with traumatic situations.
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>>224258500
I don't watch reruns
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>>224258520
go back to Rotten Tomatoes
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>>224258526
idk what that means
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>>224258519
Is it actually horror or just ptsd drama?
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>>224258553
unconfirmed but a lot of supernatural adjacent shit happens during season 2 during the 90s. The future scenes are all PTSD related though
Could be argued it's all due to mercury poisoning and starvation though.
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…Backrooms?
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>>224258816
They literally cannot help themselves.
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>>224258660
thnx imma pass then
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Raining hard with some spooky thunder and lightning. So kino I am just gonna look out my window for awhile.
Stay cozy frens.
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>male monster
>wants to rape and impregnate human females
>female monster
>wants to rape and be impregnated by human male seed
what causes this
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>>224259695
name 50 examples of both
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doing the Subspecies movies this morning, mix of other stuff later today, maybe Joe Bob/MonsterVision Jason Marathon tonight, stop in for a flick on this thirteenth day of November that lands on a Friday @ https://manestream.live/north
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Outlook down so most of my day will be spent watching horror shorts
God bless Microshit
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>>224258816
The good ending
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>>224259695
Ermm...more like this?
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>>224260115
Works on my machine :^)
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>>224259695
Brrrrr. Chilly!
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>>224257528
>Jen Beals
Gem.

>>224259704
Species (x50)
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>>224260115
>horror shorts
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>>224260736
>1.1 inches
was that Hunter Schaefer's?
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>>224259695
The need for seed
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>>224260910
You wish, homo chaser
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>>224260910
stop reminding me of recent tragedies pls :(
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IT'S UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NGwuAv-7OQ
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>>224257697
Yeah its a really solid movie. It did get an English remake in 2009 and it was apparently bad. Japan also remade it with Ghost Theatre (2015)
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Steve Miner To Direct 13th Entry Of ‘Friday The 13th'

>Steve Miner, who first put the machete in Jason’s hands in Friday the 13th Part II and introduced the legendary hockey mask in Friday the 13th Part III, is set to direct the 2027 film from a script penned by emerging screenwriter David Fliegel. Returning to the franchise’s independent roots, the film will be financed and produced by the Barsamian family, which controls the franchise through their company Horror, Inc.

https://deadline.com/2026/11/new-friday-the-13th-movie-steve-miner-1237220585/
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>>224259704
Male:
Breeders
Humanoids from the Deep
Xtro
Slither
Inseminoid
The Unborn
Demon Seed
Progeny
The Beast Within
The Kindred
The Brood
Incubus

Female
>Species series
>Under the Skin
>Lifeforce
>Decoys
>Splice
>Breeders
>Spring
>Siren
>The Lure
>Cat People
>Lover's Vow from Tales of the Darkside
>Deer Woman from Masters of Horror
>Jenifer from Masters of Horror
>Jennifer's Body
>She Creature
>The Lair of the White Worm
>The Wasp Woman
>Castle Freak remake
>Spookies
>The Ninth Gate
I can post more later if needed, and I decided to ignore vampyre movies because they're their own thing
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>>224261722
based effortposter
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>>224261722
Man there is so much slop in the horror genre. Just low IQ garbage
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>>224261674
I bet it will be pozzed like the Halloween remakes
>Dad taking his son hunting gets chastised by his fag son because he prefers dance class
>whole movie builds up to the protagonist and her boyfriend going to a Halloween party as “Bonnie and Clyde” only to reveal at the end that they were doing gender-swapped costumes
So depraved and Jewish
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How does The Mummy stack up against Dracula and Frankenstein as far as the writing goes? It's not based on a novel which is disappointing
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>>224262134
It’s pretty front loaded similar to Dracula. The scene where the guy sees the mummy alive for the first time and goes insane is genuinely chilling
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>>224262159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg
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>>224262125
you should write fanfiction
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Just watched Other Mommy. It was pretty fun, don't really understand the bad reviews.
Don't understand why that lady turned into a flashlight after touching goo though.
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>>224262226
>Don't understand why that lady turned into a flashlight after touching goo though.
imagine this being the only sentence some alien race had to use to decode the English language, kek
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>>224262226
*fleshlight
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>>224259695
>>224261722
>totally not a metaphor for society's pervasive rape culture
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i defy you to show me better end credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxG5-MlEurI
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I watched Friday the 13th part 3 this morning what should I watch after work
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I watched Carrie 1976 for the first time. Wes Crevan was heavily inspired by this film it seems. The pedophilia undertones, the girl in the end having a nightmare about Carrie and it freak her out and just a story about high school teens
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>>224262481
you already watched the best horror movie ever made (I'm not kidding)
just reflect and maybe make some fanart.
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>>224262532
me so solly!
me flappa dickie rong time!
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>>224262481
Friday the 13th part 4
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bleh status?
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>>224262532
>pedophilia undertones
Most of the main characters are in high school and played by 20-somethings though.
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>>224262637
i vant to suck ur blud
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>>224257491
VANESSSSAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>>224258120
The one with the big tits in it
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>>224262658
20s is pedophilia according to zoomers, anon
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>‘Ebenezer’ Review: Johnny Depp Is Absolutely Insufferable in a Dull and Dreary Christmas Carol
>Ti West's horror-inflected take on Dickens' classic has a few nice flourishes, but Depp's muggy performance torpedoes the whole thing from the start.
What was Ti West thinking?
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>>224261722
Species 2 could go under both.
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>>224262637
I am all bleh-d out
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>>224262101
You post from your mother's basement.
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>>224263215
No I have kids of my own actually. Prove me wrong by watching all of those films. Show everyone how much you can enjoy the taste of shit
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Does it have enough horror to be /hor/?
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>>224257426
>the cell
so much potential in this one
some shitty acting from jlo and vince and just a weak use of the killers mind.
but the first time they go into his mind is pure kino
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>>224262758
Reviewers hate Depp because they stand with Heard (abuser)
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>>224262758
Heard it absolutely misses the entire point of the original story too
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>>224263544
Critics hated Depp for years even before the abuse stuff.
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>new friday the 13th movie
are we hyped bwos?
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Should I go to horror movie marathon?
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>>224263929
I'd skip it, unless the mystery picks are amazing (they won't be)
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>>224264067
The Glob is pure quality, cocksucker
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>>224263762
no
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>>224264104
Sure, but that's ONE good movie
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>>224263929
those are good picks
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>>224262315
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you can't spell misogyny without snow
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>I am all fucked out! That goddamn woman has absolutely screwed me from one end of the room to the other for three goddam nights! - Roald Dahl
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>>224261674
Steve Miner, the director of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous???
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>>224263929
>1979
Too short to be Alien or Amityville so it's Phantasm.
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>>224264801
If they're based, it could be Fascination (1979) which would allow for a similar break before the last movie compared to the other ones.
Otherwise it could be Tourist Trap, Zombi 2, or The Brood
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Have any of you seen Bigfoot Breeds? Was it any good?
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THREE Draculas?
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>>224263929
Just torrent the movies idiot
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>>224265840
I keep being reminded by this board I need to watch this.
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>>224265803
>AI poster
Yeah man, we all saw it. Good stuff.
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>>224257431
WILL TAKE CONTROL
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>>224257426
Fucking decided to watch the Mummy with Justin Fraser. I remember going to the cinema as a teen to watch the sequel with company and I had a blast. Well, that was a shit children's movie. How do I redeem?
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>>224257491
Is that from the new Hellraiser?
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>>224262539
I thought the consensus was part 4
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what was this boards opinion of Other Mommy? i fucking loved it. ending was meh, but the 99% rest i thought was really good.
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Just watched this. It was meh. The plot reminded me a bit of the movie The Sentinel.
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>>224266133
JUSTIN Fraser?
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>>224266176
would
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>>224266176
Genuinely one of the worst movies I've seen this year with characters acting retarded in service of the plot, complete tonal whiplash where I don't know if the intention was to get a laugh or be scared, really bad CGI gore and monster, and child acting which somehow was not even the worst of all the cast.
This is going to be a contrarian movie, I can already tell.
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>>224266176
I saw the trailer and figured it would just be stupid and loud, so I didn't see it
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>The pain.
The pain.
Also, The pain.
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>>224266479
>The pain.
The pain.
Also, The pain.
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>>224259366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4dScvHrXC8
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Just finished pic related. Question about the ending: Was it supposed to imply the aliens had taken over the Earth, or were we just seeing some fantasy illusion the aliens were just making her see?
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>>224266794
the aliens did the apocalypse and fixed everything like they said they would
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>>224264429
would
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>>224266817
Well shit, guess I'm 'tarded. I spent the whole movie thinking they were just like a science team or something, and they were just trying to capture a specific specimen for study or some shit.
Part of me was wondering if I was just watching an alien version of Mousehunt.
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>>224266422
>characters acting retarded in service of the plot
What?
The characters act more realistic than in 99.9% of horror movies
the dad instantly tells the mom when he sees the Other Mommy and believes the daughter, the mom believes him minutes after when she also sees the monster, they immediately flee the house and try to look for a solution
In the average horror movie it would be at least 40-50m before even one of the parents started believing the kid, and they would have stayed in the house for the whole movie for plot """"reasons"""" too
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>>224266946
>Oh there's a swastica demon that tried to burn the house down? Lets throw that party and hire some random ass dude to poorly babysit our daughter while the murder swastica demon is around.
>Our daughter just teleported from the ceiling pulling a light down? What the heck is wrong with you daughter? You're acting sooo weird!

The entire ghost hunter squad was retarded and I honestly couldn't tell if it was meant to be played for laughs or not. I'm usually fine with dumb plot conveniences as well, but the whole part with the Grandma just conveniently being sensitive to seeing demons and she actually knows everything about demons and exactly what kind of demon it is.
And also the dumb fucking post-credits sequel bait The movie is total ass and Jay Duplass has worse acting skills than a 10 year old girl,
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>>224266794
This looks interesting. I put it in my watchlist.
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>>224266794
the aliens saw all the fucked up shit she had to deal with and decided to make earth a utopia for her after they took over
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>>224267067
dad thought he saw an intruder and he saw Other Mommy for like a split second before he bolted
No one sane will instantly think they saw a supernatural entity the first time unless you want to be institutionalized
the babysitter guy did nothing wrong
the mom and dad instantly bolt from the home the moment the dad sees Other Mommy for the and mom for the first time
You're grasping at straws, especially when this is almost unheard in horror movies where nobody would believe the kid until the last 20m and they'd have stayed the whole movie inside the haunted house too
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>>224267154
I already mentioned I knew it'd be the contrarian's movie. I think I'll just refrain from wasting any more of my time. Glad you liked the movie =)
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>>224266817
Did they subtitle the alien language or did I miss something? I didn't even think to turn subtitles on since there was no other dialogue whatsoever.
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bump
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new Friday 13th film intended for 2027
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3975590/jason-voorhees-returning-to-theaters-with-13th-feature-film-directed-by-steve-miner/
It's gonna be directed by Steve Miner which is pretty crazy. He did Part II/III, Halloween H20 and Lake Placid, but he's 75 so I'm guessing it'll be relatively old school.
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can someone give me some recommendations for italian horror or giallo movies in the style of but not by dario argento; hyperreal english dubbed italian horror with a banging theme please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5wMJjIHZEM

they can be horror monster or murdered/slasher/thriller, i'm just kind of in the mood for something italian
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>>224265956
>t. sperg
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>>224268883
There's always Bava, so Lisa and the Devil or Kill Baby Kill
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>>224266794
One day I will finally watch this.
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>>224261722
>>224262962

Where's Splice?
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>>224269276
>Kojak is.. some weird guy in an italian horror

that sounds absolutely perfect for my mood thank you
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>>224269319
It sucks, I recommend not wasting your time
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>>224269319
it's great, you really should watch it
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>>224269319
They did a very good job of plain janeing her. At first I was worried she was one of those intentionally bland boring women protags for women to self inset into, but it wasn't the case.
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>>224269320
literally under Female
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>>224269351
samefagging myself
I take that back, she still was a pretty bland character that women could very easily self insert to, but it doesn't detract.
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>>224269351
don't see why you'd call her a plane jane, she was plenty attractive
people in the story didn't like her just because of her history
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>>224269395
I wasn't saying it as an insult, and she is quite pretty. I'm saying that they did a good job of making her look like an ordinary girl.
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>>224269319
yum yum
Time for some gingerbread, if you know what I'm saying.
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>>224269335
>>224269341
Honestly, what's put me off watching it so long is the fact that it has no dialogue. Going that route is naturally setting me up for disappointment.

>>224269351
>>224269427
Kaitlyn's got that girl next door/plain jane look I've been a fan of probably 13 years now. Such an underrated qt.

>>224269475
YES! I love gingers so much it's unreal.
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>>224269540
95% of the time it's the no dialogue gimmick is actually not an issue. But the 5% were there definitely should be dialogue is excruciating. But the marketing stunt matters more to them.
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>serial killer/slasher but the killer is the protagonist
Anything like this?
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watching crystal lake. they cant help themselves, can they? and its always a bmwf pairing. let's hope this doesnt go anywhere otherwise, but thats strike one. other than that its watchable, considering modern tv is all horseshit.
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>>224269960
Unfortunately yes.
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>>224269960
isn't that the devils rejects?
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>>224269961
>gay nazi can't help but bringing up a Black man
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>>224269960
Henry, Maniac, American Psycho, Peeping Tom, Hangover Square, The Lodger
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>>224269960
Angst
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>>224270047
why are you capitalizing the nigger word, cuck?
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I'm so excited for the next eggerspiece.
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>>224269961
Is it interesting?
Because I honestly couldn't give less of a damn about Jason's mom instead of Jason
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>>224269961
Basically it's a concession to allow them to have a white lead. They'll literally have ESG diversity points they have to make up and by using them all on a white lead it means the rest of the main cast has to be black or gay or whatnot
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>>224263929
>class of 1984
not horror but kind of interesting as a warning about US neo-nazis emerging from the punk scene
>tales from the hood
only good segment is stolen from Amicus Tales from the Crypt
>maximum overdrive
kinda fun but I wouldn't pay to see it

The others are ok picks I'd only go if you're allowed to leave and come back
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>>224261722
I haven't watched Lifeforce in awhile but weren't they like space vampires in that one? Like they weren't trying to impregnate themselves I didn't think but that movie gets kind of wacky near the end so maybe I'm not remembering it beyond them turning guys into "agua por favor" mummies.
Also in Jennifer's Body she's just eating people. Not even sexually just straight up chewing them up.
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>>224257426
>The Cell
>horror film
Horror fans really will classify anything a horror film to legitimize that retarded genre.
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>>224268258
It could be ok but I doubt a 75 year old directors willingness to fight against whatever the studio might demand
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>>224270305
I thought Trump and Chuddywood got rid of that?
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>>224270384
the cell has some all time disturbing scenes in it. the stomach twister for one, and the horse chopper.
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>>224270279
>Is it interesting
its schlock, but as i said, considering modern tv, its watchable. and the hag is cute.
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>>224270384
What next, Saw isn't a real horror movie?
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>>224270424
they just rebranded themselves. the funding of propaganda will continue as long as the economy allows it.
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>>224262224
No that is literally what happened in the Halloween remakes word for word you piss drinking shit eater
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>>224270582
What you're saying is woke sells.
>so much winning
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>>224270929
no, no it doesnt. othee stuff sells and the propaganda is funded by the money from elsewhere. they dont have to sell ads on streaming, so they dont have to pull in viewers to justify the content. thats why so much stuff sucks now. goys susbscribing un masse to watch The Office, Downtown Abbey, Greys or whatever goynip is enough to justify crap. Apple and Amazon are an even better example. They dont need their media section, they have their other service to provide the money for the jewish globalist propaganda machine. As long as they sell, they will produce slop no one watches. Film and TV wont recover till there is a complete economic meltdown
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>>224270384
A movie about you would be called The ‘Cel
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>>224271338
kek
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Should I watch Jason lives or end of oak street?
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>>224271635
if you like dinos the latter
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>>224271635
>end of oak street
kek
Watch Jason Lives or The New Blood.
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>>224271338
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>>224271728
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>>224271756
Watch me
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>>224269961
ALL the men in this show are written to be 60 iq or surface level but all the women are either extremely smart or handled with deep complexity. The only competent male is the negro cop. Shit is wack. The girl counselor whos a throwback to the first kill in the original Friday the 13th gets complex characterization but her boyfriend is a retard. The countryfolk act like frat bro deviants even though back in the day these type of fishermen, hunters, steel workers would be honest, helpful, and well mannered
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>>224269960
80s argento film
Tenebre
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For me it's part 5
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A movie I enjoyed quite a lot last October was Saturday the 14th. They even made a sequel to it. This is the beautiful Kari Michaelsen, who was around 19-20 years old at the time inb4 some lunatic accuses me of being a pdf file.
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>>224271929
cute
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>>224271929
>pre-firing your defense
doth protest too much, anon
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>>224258120
Tonight I watch Jason Goes to Hell. I hear it's bad, but that won't stop me. I've already watched 8 of these films.
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>>224272005
Perhaps, but I got banned for poting a webm from The Church with Asia Argento last month, so now I'm paranoid about any media I post here. I feel obligated to give disclaimers now if an actress appears youthful.
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>>224271929
>that bubble bath bottle
That takes me back.
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>>224272105
Damn, you're definitely as old as I am. Because I recognize that bottle too.
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>>224272044
>I got banned for posting a webm from The Church with Asia Argento last month
You replied to my post and they nuked all my posts in multiple threads… you know you've been here too long when mods have fucked you over dozens of times like that.
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>>224257431
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>I got some bad news kid... Evil died last night. We had to bury him up at the old pet semetary.
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>>224272016
except Jason is built like an NFL tight end and knows how to use handtools well. If he had a brain he'd be a chad trade worker. Anons can't even be trusted to turn the oven off after heating up their nuggets.
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>>224269960
In a Violent Nature
Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3
Liverleaf
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>>224271635
>end of oak street
Watched that and latest SBR ep earlier for a nice Dino marathon
The movie itself was decent, less tense than even the Jurassic World sequels, because those have some hard horror bits in them but overall still a fun Dinosaur flick.
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>>224272350
It was strange. Because I had posted that webm before with no issue.
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>>224272599
Could have just caught the wrong jannie on the wrong day, or been in the wrong thread at the wrong time.
I've been in threads where the entire thing got nuked, and everyone caught a ban even if the thread itself was technically on topic, and a few of us were legitimately talking about the subject instead of whatever bait topic most of the thread was.
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>>224272964
I can't see shit
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>>224273003
it's cuz someone closed the curtain
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any /ffg/ fags still around, miss those days like ya wouldn't believe
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>>224273059
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I'm gonna go get some burgers and watch a horror film
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>>224257491
>Watching that piece of shit movie
>that's the most beautiful Pink ranger ever, Katherine/Catherine
>Hate this fucking movie so much and want to burn it with a torch.

I would put them all in a human centipede as a revenge for what they did to her.
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>>224273166
>what they did to her
It's better this way, Anon
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>>224261722
I imagine succubi would look just as or even more hideous than that. We think they're our favorite singer in our dream, but in reality they're that monstrosity having night sex with us.
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>>224273230
why is waldo stopping the gay demon in this picture
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>>224257426
I just watched this. What did I thought of it?
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>>224273195
This guys' face when you're the ass end of the centipede and he's wrapping his dick in barbed wire. I'm going to place you right behind a pajeet.
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>>224265840
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>>224273086
kek
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>>224273379
That's a man, isn't it?
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>>224273417
no that's the one and only claire, anyways happy holidays
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>>224273127
I had a double patty burger and large serving of fries and nearly shit my pants yesterday.
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>>224273324
Too much comedy, ending was goofball. Had it's moments though
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>>224271929
>pdf file
You don't have to use redditspeak here
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>>224263380
Does it have blood? Then it counts as gore which is horror according to /hor/
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>>224273561
>happy holidays
Which one?
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Alright, I'm going inside the house
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>>224273788
Enjoy anon.
This one doesn't get the love it deserves.
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>>224273324
genius movie desu
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>kill and eat your friends to survive
>waste their sacrifice by spending the rest of your life a junkie whore until you're killed in the most pathetic way possible

This show is a joke lmfao.
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>>224273985
told you it was shit
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Finally got around to Onslaught. It was fun but think I liked The Guest way more. Also not enough Dan Stevens
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>>224273990
I should've listened. The stronk woman speech at the beginning of the third season was hilarious though. Especially with Shauna writing in her burn book while Van is giving the speech
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>>224274101
i dropped it the third episode in, I literally skip the present part. The plane crash was actually kind of good but I couldn’t bear watching more than what was shown to me. Never doubt me again
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>>224274120
Jeff is probably the biggest cuck in tv history and that includes the bald fat fuck from Californication
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>>224273788
nice i member it being fun, something something about a pool need to rewatch
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>>224273985
the actresses were at a con i went to a cpl months ago so decided to give it a shot, didn't last an episode or go to their panels. don't mention this trash in the same breath as lord of the flies
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>>224274367
>Lord of the Flies
I can see similarities but one fundamental flaw is that women don't have the same survival instincts as men and a bunch of teenage girls especially. Some of it can be explained away that Ben had hunting experience but a novice hunter who'd only been out a couple times and far away from home wouldn't know what berries and plants were edible.
Another flaw is the entire hunting each other or murder for food. In no true story these stories are based on have the survivors had to resort to that. I know it's there for drama but even in winter there is plenty of food if you know where to look. They were in lush mountain valleys, not Mt. Everest or Antarctica.
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Voorhees a jolly good fellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Which nobody can de-- BLEHHH *pukes*
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saw friday the 13th part 7 last night
it is solid proof that one of the worst films of the 80s still are worth seeing because they have a charm to them modern slop don't have
also find it kinda funny how the second worst 80s f13 has the best looking jason
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>>224274781
I just finished that myself. It could have been a lot better overall, but the last 20 minutes or so really redeems it.

This Carrie clone was cute at least
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>>224274821
do you think she could suck your dick with her mind
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>>224274917
Some say it is so
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>>224274367
>don't mention this trash in the same breath as lord of the flies
Nobody did except you, lil bro.
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>>224261722
oh no how terrible.. that would just suck right guys
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>>224257431
DDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
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I can see why it's a lesser slasher, but House on Sorority Row was indeed more 80s kino.
>>224274294
Interestingly - the actress who played crotchety old crone in film, her real son died in a pool accident.
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bye bye 13th



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