What's the best Friday the 13th movie?
>>224260323I liked Part 7 and Jason X the best, Zombie Jason in general is better than human Jason, the new series is shit tho, no nudity since the director wasn't allowed to add any nudity according to the interviews he did after the show came out and they changed Jason to be a secret goverment experiment because the producers thought him being "Undead/Supernatural" was """too silly"""
The one with Crispin Glover.
>>224260323cute guy
>>224260323Part 2 for me. Most likable cast, and it has the best looking camp.
>>224260323the main girl from the first movie is a cute
>>224260323
From a more objective standpoint, it's 2, 4 and 6, but they all more or less have their weird charms that leave an impression. I actually don't like 6 very much though everyone else does. For me, it's 2, 4 and 5.
>>224260497My main issue with 4 and 5 is just how blatantly 'California' they feel. I really love the rural east coast atmosphere of the first two.
>>224260369
>>224260658>dimples on the small of the back above the butt
>>224260658>>22426068780s horror movies were hornier
>>224260718Yes
>>224260755very cute boy
>>224260755Butt
>>224260323Was camp just for jewish kids or did any white kids go to camp?
>>224260801It’s a Christian camp.
>>224260811Camp Crystal Lake, I mean.
>>224260718>80s horror movies were hornierYeh
>>224260852She was such a little hottie. Reminder that she cucked Brad Pitt.
>>224260811Growing up, all the kids that went to camp were jewish. I thought it was a jewish thing.
>>224260687Cute butt
>>224260879I went to Boy Scout camp and Christian camp, but they were only a week-long thing. Maybe Jewish camps were more like the ones you see in 80s movies where they stayed for basically the whole summer.
>>224260323idk I haven't seen any of them but his mom is the real jason all along or something
>>224260488That's some spooky stuff.
>>224260323I love girls with tight bodies and small boobs.
>>224260934Patrician. Long, lean dancer bodies are pure kino.
>>224260898I went to a few camps as a kid, mostly hockey/sports camps; I just remember noticing the overrepresentation of jewish kids then. I remember thinking "Jew parents must like getting rid of their kids during the summer..."Then I watched stuff like Wet Hot American Summer as confirmation bias.
>>224260934they're not that smol she's 5'8"
3, 5 and 8 are my favorites.
>>224260687>>224260852
>>224260905The mom is only the killer in the first movie, in the 5th movie they have a copycat killer, all the other movies have Jason as the killer
>>224260323You posted it. 4 has a case as well. Terry is the best non-final girl in the franchise as well.
>>224261455>Terry is the best non-final girl in the franchiseFor me it’s Vera from Part 3D. She’s so much more interesting than the actual final girl.
>>224261501I feel the same about Debbie in part 3. Chris is solid as a final girl at least.
>>224260323i cant choose between Part 2 and 3. curly haired Chris is definitely one of the hottest. she's gorgeous
>>224261452Makes me wanna go feral
I love the bulk of the franchise, but the first 4 is such a nice golden age for the franchise to marathon regularly. The first lays the foundation, and 2-4 is like a week's long rampage until Jason finally gets put down. Great casts, chemistry, and atmosphere. 5 is a fun change of pace, and Tommy's character arc is interesting. Wish they had treated the series like an anthology afterwards, but I can't deny that Zombie Jason in 6+ is at least very entertaining. The producers kept coming up with ways to one-up the previous film until it become utterly ridiculous. The reboot turned out far better than it had any right to. It's a nice "what if" retelling of 2-4 compacted into a single film.
>>224260323The original. Goofy final chase scene aside, it builds atmosphere and suspense better than any other. And that last jumpscare is classic.
>>224261054>8based. people always shit on that movie but it is not really worse than the others
>>224260687Chef’s kiss
>>224260755would penetrate anal sphincter with erect penis and preform rhythmic thrusts back and forth untill reaching orgasmic climax thus filling her rectal cavity with ejaculate if you know what I mean
First one had Kevin Bacon's ham for us to enjoy.
>>224260323the 13th of course
>>224261888Checked, but I’m tired of these types of comedic safe-horny posts.
>>224261419Nice
>>224260323Part five.Roy was the best jason.
>>2242617628 was good, "Darkest Side of The Night" is a catchy song too
>>224260755moments like these get me wondering how common anal was back then. shorts such as those produce anal lust.
>>224261762>>224263014I never liked how blatantly goofy it is. Even though Jason Lives features meta elements, they never went as far as having a cruise ship somehow get to NYC from a summer camp lake in New Jersey.
>>224260658It was a different time.
>>2242603232. It perfected the formula from 1, and has the comfiest rural setting. Bag Head Jason is also way creepier than hockey mask Jason, who was just cool. Terry is the baddest bitch from the entire franchise too.
>>224263554>Another Terry voteShe even has Mickey Mouse from back when he was endearing and the face of Disney. 2 even brings back the harbinger of doom and punishes him for not leaving well enough alone. Ralph should have listened to his own advice.
>>2242603235 was memorable >Annoying fat chocolate kid knackered with an axe early on>Best tits in the series appear later during forest scene>Goth babe dancing to pseudo echo - his eyes, in her room before "Jason" stabs he>Redhed nice tits>Crazy farmer woman was memorable tooShame goth girl never got her chebs out but hey ho.
>>224263554Ralph’s death always makes me laugh. Either the tree he’s standing against was sawed off just out of frame, or Jason was already up there and slid down. Timestamp at about 2:00https://youtu.be/VtD0J_JUGyA?si=Ww0lZvUD8dLsv9_b
>>2242640105 is definitely fun and worthwhile. It's the last of the classic era, but I'd rate it just below the first 4. I prefer it over the remaining zombie Jason run, but the franchise is entertaining regardless of the specific film.
>>224263014"Terry Crawford - Broken Dream" is where it's at. Aka JJ the rocker babe at the starts song.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IeBWXTeM3MU&pp=ygUeZnJpZGF5IHRoZSAxM3RoIHBhcnQgOCBqaiBzb25n
>>224264045The thing I appreciate about the first two is that the casts wouldn’t be out of place in a non-slasher Meatballs-style summer camp sex comedy. They’re all pretty likable and you’re not actively rooting for them to die which is what they started doing for the following sequels. They purposely started writing annoying or awful characters just to be fodder.
>>224264128that's a great point. They have great chemistry in most of the earlier films, but the first two are stronger and overall more genuine. Shelly is basically the easiest example of your intentionally annoying character from 3 onward.
>>224264362I always felt especially bad for these two. They weren’t just horny and looking to hook up, they were already in a relationship and probably would’ve gone on to get married.
>>224260658Kino
>>224263366It was a better time.
>>224260687this is literally the perfect female ass. just the right shape and plumpness.
>>224266072Agreed
>>224261888 >888>>224262958I actually DON'T know what you mean iycmd
>>224260852
Bag head Jason is best and 2 also has the hottest women, so 2, but 7 is great as well.
Rewatching the original again for the first time in forever. Why are these films so comfy?
>>224266448Oh, forgot. 2 and 4 are my favourites.
>>224266343Nice
>>224260755hits the right ass cheek yet she grabs the left cheek. Director asleep at the wheel on this one.
>>224266735They were doing drugs and drinking on set according to some behind the scenes documentaries, it wasn't as bad as Part 5 tho, that director gave so little of a shit he just told most actors to improvise their dialogue until Jason showed up
>>224266072Based
>>224266000Yeh
>>224260323most entertaining - 3good and rewatchable - 2, 4, 6okay - 1, 7meh on the rest
>>224267533>Pot and beer Stinky
I don't understand what people see in Part 3.
>>224260323Part 4. It even has a recap of what happened in the first 3, so for me it's the quintessential Friday movie. Part 6 is also up there.
>>224260323That chick would be hot if she had big tits and long hair
>>224266072I've seen better.
>>224260323>What's the best Friday the 13th movie?What a silly question.
>>224268642Gay
>>224260323IV
>>224268642location of farm???
>>224260658butts have come a long way since the 80s.
>>224266072she has very wide hips. ideal hips. for birthing.
>>224260488I bet the Jews were involved with this
>>224260658Kino. So tired of the fat nigger ass meme
>>224270091The Jews would find Templars relatable when it came to whole angry debtor thing
>>224260918The King and Pope died almost right after the affair iirc
>>224260488>everyone he cursed died shortly after Spooky after all.
>>224270091the whole religion is jewish
>>224266448No politics. just boobies
6 Zombie Jason was peak
>>224270727Megan is top tier https://youtu.be/6Gp8WWlIDMY?si=mmsgZuwj4PBWrzvd
>>224270727Which movie has the highest survivor count?
>>224270791Probably Jason Lives if you count all the kid campers, but maybe Part 2 since Teddy and multiple unnamed trainees stay behind at the bar while all the killing goes down.
>>224260323>>224260755The one this butt comes from.
>>224270842Sorry bro, that’s Texas Chainsaw.
>>224270770hairy crotch kino
>>224270791>>224270820Jason Takes Manhatten by sheer population
>>224260658>3, 4, & 7
>>224260369I could kick his fucking ass.
the 2009 remake is objectively the best if anyone says 1,2,3,4 are autistic horror nerds6,7 and X are for the reddit crowd 5,8 and goes to hell are just bad
>>224260323It's those damn enchiladas!
>>224261054this. and they were real. BTFO all the implants.
>>2242724822009 isn’t really a 'remake' though, that’s what I like about it.
>>224273398I liked that it was speedrun of 1-4.
>>224260755love panty lines so goddamn much
>>224260323I am new to the franchise, does anything else think this girl looked like luke skywalker?
>best girl dies firstkino
for me, it's Trish Jarvis
hours left in the 13th and I haven't started the franchise yetis it over for me bros?
>>224274234nice boops
>>224260852>wallpaper>pink toilet>fluffy cover>picture frame in bathroomAbsolute kino!
>>224263014>>2242630148 is dumb. Why is he tracking people that far away from home? Like nigga the ferry goes back the other way in 2hrs, just wait. Why is he homing in on a handful of people even though there's a city of people to butcher? Like dude walk down a dark alley slamming crackheads heads against the wall til you get tired. Why did toxic waste kill him? Like nigga that's how Daredevil and the ninja turtles got their powers. You should be Super Jason now.
>>224264561Worst part is we never got to see her nude due to them finding out she had a fake ID
>>224273398This is cope
>>224269127a long way down, for sure.
>>224269127Much fatter and browner, like gen z.
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>>224260323Without Jason? Part 1. With Jason, part VI. If he must not be undead, then part IV.
