If this is impossible then how did they do it in the film, genius?
>>224260406The OG
>>224260406What about the unkillable skeletons though?
>>224260406Why the fuck have you AI'd this image you fucking brown freak
>>224260455Uh oh schizo melty
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>>224260486Clearly been ran through chatgpt or something look at Orlandos fucking face you dumb paki
>>224260446why wouldn't this work?
How has nobody ever pointed this out before? People are finally waking up to the nonsense that is Jewish "physics".Research flat Earth.
Star Wars
>>224260425They're not really in there, they got mermaids to do the stunt.
>>224260425OP destroyed
>>224260635And JJ's star trek. JJ literally, unironically doesn't understand space, physics, or anything outside the obvious basic stuff around him. And they gave this imbecile full control of the two biggest scifi franchises.
>>224260635Jesus fucking Christ
>>224260406This one works
>>224260698To be fair, it’s not like either of those franchises were ever depicted as hard sci-fi.
>>224260914They were far more intelligent than "shoot laser beam across galaxy and have it split into six beams that blow up six planets while the rest of the galaxy watches by looking up in their sky in real time". I can't fathom being stupid enough to come up with that and he did that scene in both series. Regular star wars was never that dumb.
>>224261013>why...did we fly so close together? If only we had more space to spread out...ACK!
>>224261023Also all those planets are extremely close to each other for some reason. He did the same thing in the Trek reboot with Spok watching Vulcan get destroyed, he genuinely doesn't seem to understand how distance and scale work and nobody ever questioned it during production.
>>224261013there's literally nothing wrong with this scene
>>224260406This entire movie
>>224261013You could push that retarded triangular ship with one finger.
>>224261073It's like a sword cutting through another sword but in slow motion.
>>224261092Name the wrong things then. Let me guess, you didn't like moon pirates or space monkeys. That's exactly what a dummy that doesn't understand would say. A fight on the moon right this second would look exactly like that. And they bring primates to space for science experiments plenty. There's nothing unrealistic about that.
>>224261117I think it's more like a spaceship crashing into another spaceship.
>>224260635I will never complain about Nolan's action scenes again.
>>224261133The space "Travel"? The fact a nuke going off sent someone all the way back to earth in extremely short time? I'm talking about the physics of the ships. There's a lot to it. Nobody travels to Neptune in like a few weeks. Also the part where he kicks off of a ship and travels like 10 miles in space, using a metal shield in front of him to ward off asteroids?That's all retarded.
>>224260635people paid to see this shit?
>>224261073>>224261138That star destroyer should have far more maneuverability than that so it could counteract the rebel ship's thrust or change direction. They are also armored with reinforced hulls, so they wouldn't just split apart like paper mache. And there's no reason to fly 100 meters from each other except to make the scene work. In reality, you're not going to take a small boat, push onto a large military ship and cause it to ram into another ship causing them boat to be destroyed and sink. It's idiotic.
>>224260446You (and most people) misunderstand this scene.The idea is meant to be, Superman flies so fast around the earth he flies faster than the speed of light, and according to relativity, starts going backwards in time. The earth slowing and reversing its spin is to show *him* going back in time, not the *earth* going back in time.Obviously though it's incredibly misleading and everyone was duly mislead. It really is very bad visual storytelling. They shoulda noticed and changed it.
>>224261166star wars isn't real life anon, don't hurt yourself.
It's movies, whatcha gonna do?I just saw a movie this week where they tried to kill a 30 story prehistoric sea monster by giving it the bends.
>>224261150Legit 85 IQ take wow
>>224261175Obviously the scene even as it was intended still belongs in this thread because nothing with mass can accelerate to light speed without using infinite energy.But then, it's a Superman film, so it's sort of arbitrary what is acceptable nonsense and what isn't. The only reasonable thing is to set the ground rules as early as possible and stick to them. Most people are OK with that. That's why the end of Superman is not satisfying. At no point was it suggested he can actually go back in time. You can't spring a new power on people right at the end that hasn't been at least hinted at beforehand.
>>224261166That's exactly what you could do with a tugboat and a couple of gigantic cargo ships. The only difference being that the ships would be in water, so it'd be a lot harder but still very possible.
>>224261227>Obviously the scene even as it was intended still belongs in this thread because nothing with mass can accelerate to light speed without using infinite energy."Some old Jew from the era of cord telephones explained it to me"
>>224261222Bait.
>>224261234You could kamikazi the spaceship, loading smaller one with bombs. It would likely get blown up by enemy spaceship before your each it.
>>224261227Isnt the issue that eventually the mass cant compress anymore and it becomes dead weight?
This whole movie.
>>224261387The entire difficulty with doing this to a Star Destroyer is the thing is bristling with lazor cannons on pretty much every side.
>>224261407We could just post Fast and Furious mp4s and just call it a thread, really.
>>224261125I was terrified of this when i was young watching it
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>>224261407I enjoyed it
>>224261175>according to relativity>starts going backswards in time
>>224261073Why is no one shooting it?Why are they so close?What rebel invented a ramming ship?
>>224261125lol "Ill try spinning, that's a good trick"
>>224260635Are they meant to be in space or within the planet's atmosphere? If they're in space obviously they would be dead but if they're within the atmosphere, why not just tip the ship a few degrees to slide them off? Either way this scene was fucking stupid.
>>224261489Honestly I’m generally curious what dying in space or on Mars/the Moon without a helmet would actually look like since I don’t think it ever happened, like usually movies depict you as automatically freezing to death or rarely in gruesome fashion like this. I hope that when space travel becomes more common we get some kickass gore videos of shit like this.
>>224261422I think it should be allowed once it goes past a point of absurdity into hilarious territory.
>>224261777It's within an atmosphere. The whole retarded setup of the battle is the fleet of star destroyers can't leave that planet and go terrorize the galaxy if their one lead navigation ship is taken out... or something
Technically any instance of pulling a grenade pin out with teeth falls under this, though I guess it’s just the "rule of cool"
>>224260406>scenes written by people who don’t understand physics or logic
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>>224260635There's ONE redeeming factor to the scene - you can see Stormtrooper armour actually absorb a blaster bolt.
>>224261974custom unsafe future grenade
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>>224261489>>224261825To be fair to the movie everything at this point is a virtual simulation.
>>224261995>the bomb... exploded?
>>224261974That granade was designed SPECIFICALLY for that purpose in universe.
>>224261995my whole theater stood up and clapped when this happened
>>224261155upright two legged creatures of some variety did but idk if they'd be considered people
>>224261995who's the audience for these movies? Mexicans?
>>224260406It's a joke. You think you're a genius because you realized this "makes no sense" and nobody making the film realized that. In reality you're just showing that you're a idiot who doesn't understand that everyone is supposed to realize it doesn't make sense and that's the joke.
>>224260635I dont get it, whats wrong
>>22426207014 year olds from 2008 i guess. modern 14 year olds don't go see movies together
>>224262070No, those are movies you watch with your buddies while drunk or as background noise when fucking your girlfriend or when she's giving you a blowjob in the movie theatre.
>>224261995>>224262016>>224262035Would these fall under the "rule of cool" though or are these just bad movies?
>>224262080Well, they're in space where you can't really breathe and be chill like that (unless the ship has some magical shield with atmosphere), and also it appears that ship has the same gravity pull as Earth. Ships in space don't just "sit" there. They are usually orbiting (aka perma-falling around something) or propelling themselves. Those tiny ships and the people are treating that giant ship as if it's a solid ground place that isn't moving around. Plus there's other issues like radiation, light and temperature.
>>224260406You mean like fantasy? Like in a movie with cursed gold and zombie pirates?
>>224260406>Scene kind of maybe makes sense but makes everybody in the setting retroactively a collosal retard for somehow not thinking of it before.
>>224261133I remember there was like a 0 g fist fight in this movie that made no sense, because the rocket was under thrust launching from Mars or something. Also the whole jetpack Neptune thing was completely unfeasible.>>224260698I was more or less on board with the Force Awakens until the Starkiller base scene. I was so fucking confuses. Was Starkiller base in the same system as Hosnian? Are those Hosnian's moons or other planets? If other planets, why are they so close? How could Han and others see the laser beam? Are they in the same system too? It was so confusing, it took me out of the moment. This is rudimentary space knowledge. How JJ can be so retarded about these things was mind boggling to me.
>>224260406i heckin love science
>>224260635it's a straight up 3rd world revolt
>>224261234lol id like to see you try that with tugboats and a navy battle fleet
>>224262164To be fair, of all the sequel nonsense, stuff like this doesn't bother me in a Star Wars film. We've already seen Han and the crew walk around the inside of an asteroid (well, a monster in an asteroid) with no pressure suit, nothing but an oxygen mask, and somehow regular gravity.
>>224260406You're talking about the movie with invulnerable zombies who can walk underwater?
>>224262215That's because the entire later half of that movie is akin to those image loops that play in stores to showcase the ULTRA HD 19K OMOLOLOLOLED HYPER DEFINITION 900 COLORS screens, it's just shiny lights to impress plebs. This scene as well as the entire rest of the space battle and the salt planet (that is red underneath, isn't that cool and also subversive because you expected snow like the in OT?!) is just meant to be "cool visuals" with 0 regard for consistency or coherence, it was never expected to undergo any level of scrutiny because it demands your brain be turned off entirely while you watch.
>>224260406So, Bollywood thread?
>>224261825The moon scene in For All Mankind where they walk outside without a suit to save the base is probably a good representation, but even that pushes credibility.
>>224261166The star destroyer’s engines were just shut off, that was the maneuver. The destroyer is freely drifting and without stabilizers
Nothing ever pissed me off as this scene in any media. She got stabbed multiple times in the gut, the lady twisted the blade inside, swam in sewer water for a while then got better after sleeping and eating soup. And this was when mongoloids still considered the show top tier television. Fucking hell.
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>>224260635>"team diversity as led by Blacks are defeating the White space-nazis! Yay!">>224261013Keep in mind that Rogue One is the one people claim is the good Disney Star Wars movie.
>>224261072They tried to push the idea for a while that plot holes and plot contrivances don't matter and if you notice them there's something wrong with you
>>224262414Jesus christ my sides. I'm actually fucking wheezing at this shit
I had a dream last night where there was a war movie with a scene where a guy steps on a landmine and uses it to propel himself into the air and jump on top of an enemy working a turret and stabbing them. Feel this would be a good thread to mention that.
>>224261072He watched from planet Vulcan's moon, which was left to float around without a planet to orbit.
>>224261125>expect horror kino>instead it's just "yeah we were just testing you, we're actually nice, those guys are all still dead tho"
>>224260406No-one has mentioned the most common offender: ignoring Newton's Third Law (every action has an equal and opposite reaction).It's basically every action / sci-fi / superhero movie ever.:— Person A with super-strength hits / throws person B.— Person B flies backwards 10-20 feet, hits wall, whatever.— Person A *remains exactly where he is*.It's so jarring and stupid-looking I can't understand why no-one ever says "let's do it properly for once".Just have Person A put his back to something or swing the guy round or take a couple of steps back or SOMETHING.
>>224262358why did they hammer those spikesteps onto the tree if the guys are just gonna walk up the tree?
>>224262625Retard.
>>224260406>>224260425Top was movie magic, bottom was filmed on the surface iirc. The air trapped inside the boat, along with the weight of the boat, is too hard to pull and keep underwater.
>>224261825you'd suffocate in a few minutes due to lack of oxygen. you wouldn't freeze to death, there is no way for the heat to leave your body, the vacuum of space is a fantastic insulator. you wouldn't explode either, the gases in your body aren't at that great a pressure. some blood vessels, like in your eyes, might burst, but you couldn't hold your breath long enough to bleed to death from that.
>>224260635this is lowkirk a cool scene, idk about the proper science or whatever. it's fun, which is what star wars should be
>>224262556Nukes, Godzilla, asteroid, the Cloverfield monster, whatever...................something major needs to be done to help planet earth get rid of it's India problem.
>>224262035>>224262016>>224261995i live for this shit
Disappointed nobody has mention the most realistic film franchise ever
>>224262390oh yeah there was a lot to dislike already but this was a big "haha, fuck YOU" to any viewer with a sense of tonal and physical consistency in media.And Varys suddenly whooshing from continent to continent all the time after this. I actually, genuinely expected it to be a slow reveal of him being twins or triplets, being his own "little birds" along with his other information sources. Because there's NO WAY they'd expect the audience to accept that the repeatedly asserted arduous journey that is going between westeros and essos is also sometimes just a handwaved 'whatever'. Fucking unreal.
>>224260635>"Commander they're riding horses on the hull.">"How charming. Just adjust our yaw to tilt the ship and watch them all fall off."Oh wait I forgot. Disney Star Wars retardation is protected by plot shield.
>>224262388Heh
>>224261995>>224262016idk what the last F+F movie i watched was but i know it was before whatever this shit is
>>224260635WAKANDA FOREVER
