no threads on Emma Watson being unable to walk upright and taking a TUMBLE-DORE lol
>>224266112I went to a birthday party last week and I got so drunk and did so much coke (I think it was coke) that I don't remember how I got home and I had bruises all over me and my glasses are missing. I'm 32 years old and I didn't even really know anyone at the party that well. Pretty embarassing.
>>224266112That's because it's stupid retarded irrelevant shit, much like your thread.
>>224266112She's just like me
>>224266112why didn't she just apologize
I will never discuss her until she apologizes. Fucking mudblood can't keep getting away with it
>>224266199when you dont know anyone its not that bad
The world would be a better place if every paparazzi were thrown into volcanoes.
She was high at Burning Man too. Party animal!
>>224266352Go virtue signal somewhere else, maybe reddit is more to your liking.
she should tumble every time she steps foot out of her car
>>224266369very weird thing to white knight and be a spastic about
>>224266112She's a party girl and apparently a bit of an exhibitionist. Her getting wasted and being unable to walk at a GQ men of the year party is nothing interesting. Just embarassing for her.
>>224266112Women with failed careers and over 30 do not deserve any attention.
>>224266112I hate tabloid puns.>>224266352>The world would be a better place if every paparazzi were thrown into volcanoes.Correct. Emma Watson is trash and I would still take her side in any altercation with those "people".
>>224266112We need concentration camps for tabloid subeditors
this happened down the hill from meshoulda gone down and help her up
>>224266398>very weird thing to white knight and be a spastic aboutYou mean like you defending the honor of celebrities?
>>224266112w e w
>>224266112no upskirt photos? fucking amateur hour with these paparazzi.
>>224266476What's it like living in that hell hole?
>>224266112Why is this dickhead photographer not on his hands and knees trying to get a decent upskirt shot? Fucking queer.
>>224266490P L A P
>>224266112LOL what a slag
>>224266438>>224266463you guys are no fun. i think tabloid headlines are hilarious.
>>224266490what am I looking at?
>>224266112She should be raising a kid at her age. Quarter-life crisis to still be partying.
>>224266199>did so much coke (I think it was coke)Lol, you did talcum powder
>>224266500Back in the 2000's British tabloids used to employ actual dwarves as photographers to get upskirt shots as celebrities got out of cars. We have to go back.
>>224266204Half the threads on this shithole is some Twitter screenshot. The whole website is dying anyway. There's no reversing this trend.
>>224266483White Knight is awfully white
>>224266530part of emma's ass as her dress is too short because she is a bonafide hoo-ahthis is what happens when you spend a decade crying feminism, you end up single and miserable
>>224266530I'm thinking it's Watson thotting it up at a party. Not pictured was her being Eiffel towered in one of the upstairs rooms.
>>224266530emma dancing in the shortest dress you have ever seen before she left and tripped over
>>224266559oh fuck i forgot about that kekwe absolutely have to go back, warwick needs a new career.
>>224266490>>224266515You need TWO haircuts to wear a dress like that!!
>>224266490>>224266515i bet she misses the harvesting
>>224266112pure sexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRtVVPfdVGU
Fucking stupid cunt
>>224266112She’s making gin with her brother now this should surprise no one.
>>224266647i bet you wish you wasn't a virgin
House marmont king in da norf
>>224266670>i bet you wish you wasn't a virginVery much saar
>>224266670Excellent rebuttal
>>224266199I don't even know anyone who hosts a party
>>224266701You practically admitted it lmao
>>224266112Slag-core
I wonder if Watson was the one who got the new Ginny actress fired from Harry Potter on HBO?The new Hermoine actress is not a threat to anyone.
>>224266648wtf this is cringe is this what parties are like
>>224266199>32so a grandpa. I'm surprised you were not unconscious after the very first drink
>>224266112Everyone here getting a hard on because they think she was piss drunk and couldn't walk. that headline was reported by the dailymail. She literally tripped over. Calm down guys.
>>224266734Rowling hates backstabbing Emma Watson
>>224266753No one falls over like that sober retard
>>224266753lol what a simp
>>224266753Tripped over because she was drunk.
has this bitch apologised for her new car yet?
>>224266813She's wearing heels, look at the floor around her.
>>224266775Watson wrote her some half assed apology note instead of calling her. And it wasn't an actual apology it was more of a sympathy card "I'm sorry for what you're going through."Did anyone in the OG cast remain loyal to her?
>>224266838Why can't americans into floor and ground?
>>224266791Obviously she's not sober, she just left a party you sperg. That doesn't mean she's completely legless and doesn't know what's going on.
>>224266868Is it common for you to just fall over while walking around?
>>224266866Famous American actress Emma "Texas" Watson
>>224266864Malfoy.
>>224266898see>>224266838
>>224266112Lol her feminist run went away quickly when it got her nowhere.
>>224266928So? She wears heels all the time and should be used to it.
>>224266932Happened right around the time she realized it made her unfuckable to 99% of men and normie women that grew up on HP were traditional as fuck and don't buy her or their feminist rhetoric. It ended her cushy posh princess "litterally me" thing and completely ruined her hot piece of ass angle.
>>224266864>Did anyone in the OG cast remain loyal to her?the malfoys, both tom felton and jason isaacs said they respect her having her own opinion and don't look down on her for it since she's the reason they have jobs, even if they don't necessarily abide by those opinions themselves.
>>224266112>you mean i was just jb eye candy for jewish propaganda?
who did it better?
>>224266199>had bruises all over me you were raped anon, #youToo
>>224267008i wish she had a fat ass
>>224267008OMG SHE'S DRUNK WHAT A SLAG
>>224266199Cool blogpost uncTry drinking more slowly next time, I'm sure the wine aunts will still be impressed
>>224266112i could've saved her
>>224266490>>224266530>>224266667I love when the ass is just visible under the bottom of the dress. instant diamonds
>>224266112Would still wife in a heartbeat
>>224266112british tabloids be like>LOOK at this STUPID BITCH! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN AHAHAHAHApsychopath country
>>224266490Panties status?404
>>224267119the world would be a better place if americans were allowed to drag their oligarchs through the mud without getting sued
>>224267119Brits have a social hardline on the whole class thing. The tabloids are for the "lower class" and a way to pick fun at the "upper class". Works more like a release valve for social pressure.
>>224267139Clearing going to be wearing a thong
>>224267162>Clearly
>>224267160>we treat our royal family members to chris-chan levels of observation and interferenceyeah thats why they turn out so normal after all
>>224267264The people who are the genetic rulers of their empire(usurpers placed on the throne IYKYK) are to be given privacy and their lives not watched for any foibles or things that would hurt their empire?Well shit.
>>224267092I was out once at a party she was attending, and I thought someone called me a faggot.turned around and said to the one who'd said it>I'm a what, son?and she replied>yes, that's me, now down on your knees and kiss my kneeswe've been together ever since.
>>224267305Based Jacobite.
>>224266490Me on the left
>>224267147Bruh the only difference between the UK and the US is that you're allowed to do less things in the UK. It's a prison island and designated Britoid containment zone historically set up to isolate Europe from their stupidity. It is a stroke of unbelievable luck that Brexit happened, I couldn't live with the idea of them travelling freely in Europe.
>>224266112>men of the year was she there to protest?
Emma is still /ourqueen/. Kneel you scurrilous dogs.
>>224267162She likes playing dressup like any woman of that strata.But I think she would go sans panties and wear a skirt that's an inch away from being a shirt at a highly publicized party filled with powerful and eligible men in a heartbeat.
>>224267147you're an idiot
>>224267093It’s known as a ‘cheek peek’ and is ideal.
>>224267318giwtwm
>>224267375*kneels*
>>224267442she should play a succubus villain in something
Walking in high heels is a lost art. Stupid femoids, I can do it in my sleep, and looking divine at it.Goddamn whores.
>>224266320horrible taste
>>224267469I'd watch it
>>224266112When will she apologize for her car?
>>224267390perfect
>>224266199if you did coke you would know it
>>224267375
>>224267008She really lucky she didn't break a leg or tear something in her knee, with the way she landed. She handled it well, though.
Every time I see her I want to pump her full of babies.
>>224267681can't be too careful when you're her age
>>224267696She shits from that ass. NEED her to shit in my mouth.
>>224267696Only a handful of queers and incels on here wouldn't.
>>224267696You seed is weak and shot through with failure and NEETdom. You could never breed her.
>>224266112if i was there i would throw myslef on her to kiss lick suck her and then sex right there all gnith
>>224266112>>224266199Emma's so relatable like that time when Kim Kardashian crawled around in a poorhouse.
>>224266515Is she single again? Probably looking to get fucked
>>224267792Back to New Delhi with you.
>>224266515
>>224267681>>224267703Very easily could have broken a hip.
>>224266112>Men of the Year partyUhhhh...that's a bit problematic is it not?
>>224267885She's been to many over the years. This might shock you, but she doesn't hate you.
>>224267696Handcrafted and BUILT for making white babies. What a FUCKING shame she's a braindead harpy. We're cooked.
>>224266352>>224266398>>224266569>Nooo! Leave the celebrities alone!!The fact that they harass them and make them miserable is based.
One time I saw this bitch wasted at a party and she wore see thru panties!I said if it's gonna be that kinda party im gonna stick my dick in tha mashed potatoes. Harry Potter? Call her Hairy Pooner.
>>224267900Emma is a fake feminist?
>>224266670I'm actually quite depressed desu and have been for quite some time.
>>224268335Man of the year party is probably a good place to go husband shopping. Feminsm got her nowhere.
>>224266112I think i see a thigh tattoo
>>224267830>spottedI get it
>>224268473True. Who was that tall blonde faggot she was with? He asked the crowd to disperse and nobody was afraid.
>Since I picked up your purse, can you sign this for me?lmao.
>>224266112That's what you get not apologizing, bitch.
>>224266112>
>>224267008
>>224266199Did you ass hurt
>>224269421Kek'd
>>224266112>>224269432It’s funny, I can watch a dozen videos of chinks getting eaten by escalators and not even blink, but seeing someone trip and fall on concrete always gets to me. Skinned knees are no joke.
>>224266112>can't drive>can't walkFucking BITCH
>>224269421Nice
>>224266112
>beautiful woman falls down>billions of chuds all over the Internet discuss it for hours
>>224266246>>224266320She's gone too far this time
Emma Watson.. has fallen.
>>224269682>beautiful woman falls down >billions of beta orbiters all over the internet whiteknight it for hours
>>224266112>>224267008Cristin Milioti did it better because she fell while dropping her Emmy
>Sir, Jason Derulo has fallen again.
>>224266199coke doesn't make you black out
>>224266112Harvey's girls have fallen on hard times since his #metooing. Hathaway walled hard. JLaw just took the call. Watson is crawling around in a gutter. Grim.
>>224269941Getting roofied does though
>>224269461It was a violation
>>224266199was your ass bruised as well?
>>224270164so does drinking too much
>>224266818THIS
>>224267753Cringe safe-horny post.
I remember the first time I went to a Brown University party that Emma Watson was at.It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, mudblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive lacrosse players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in Harry Potter". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.It was the best night of my life.
>>224270366No, there are litterally people here hard at work trying to normalize anal over vaginal sex and worse of all, shit as something sexual or normal to think about.Thinking it's the jeets.
reading the shit boomers write about their boomer crushes is cringe as fuck. its like they are trying to pua "pick up artist" the images
So she's not with that mexican billionaire anymore? Grim
>>224270387Same tbqh
>>224269633lol
>>224266112The writer was really reaching for a pun there.
>>224266199coke users and suppliers should be executed without trial.
>>224270524I feel the same way about people who like sports and people with tattoos
>>224270620>I feel the same way about people who like sports and people with tattoosIt's like we agree on everything!
>>224266112Fucking burnoutYOU GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDN'T YA
>>224266112Harvey won
>>224269821Could have been some Final Destination shit if her neck fell on the wings of the statue.
>>224266112Here is the video since no one has posted it
>>224266112Should've apologized.
>>224270788nobody asked faggot
>>224270670I really appreciated this post.
>>224270788feminists are gonna say these men "assaulted" her lol
>>224270805Thanks anon, my pleasure
>>224267008>>224269432What a downward old woman you are!
>>224266199this >>224267045it was me btw
>>224270817im so glad i didnt grow into a boomer like this user
>>224270817I think the most angry are going to be Asian American women since it was mainly Asian guys who were crowding Emma right before she fell. I could see it add more fuel to the fire like "see this is why I don't date Asian men" or something along those lines
>>224266352
>>224266112>>224270788Looks like her heel caught on the storm drain grate.
>chateau>in LAwhat an oxymoron
>>224266112EMMABROS
>>224270788Dude has the reflexes of an alzheimer patient.
>fucks harvey>continues to slut out for old rich menshe stayed true to herself. props
>>224266112i did that all the time when i was younger. who cares.
>>224267357They travel as freely in Europe as they ever did, UK never was part of the shengen area. The only difference is they can't stay longer than 6 months without applying and having a job, but only a miniscule fraction ever did that anyway.
>>224269941It does when you combine it with alcohol
>>224270788>>224270817>>224270965It just needed Tom Hanks screaming at everyone followed by a closing shot of a shattered lone incel whose hopes and dreams turned to dust before his eyes.Fade to black.
I bet drunk Emma rides cock like a champ
>>224266199You dork, that's perfect that you didn't know anyone. That's best case scenario, you're fine.
>>224271141no it doesn't. the coke counteracts the depressive effects of the alcohol. as long as you have coke in your system you're not blacking out.t. used coke + alcohol weekly for a year and half
>>224270926you grew into a faggot instead
>>224266112Malfoid > Hermione
>>224271202better than making old tier jokes from 2016 still 10 years later
>>224271167Hanks actually tweeted an apology to that dude
>>224271235who's joking
>>224271246that just makes you sound more stupid than i thought. guess i shouldnt be surprised
>>224271167knockin over my wife
>>224266112It was me, I pushed her. Why? Because she wont apologize for her damn car!
>>224266199I've done the same thing at work parties. yes my ass and knees hurt afterwards. no I don't care.
>>224271264umm ur stupid
>>224267442why does her neck have so many wrinkles?
>>224271276>That's how it starts. The fever, the rage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel
>>224266667>ah fuck where's me fuggin bottle.... yer me besht fuggin mate you really are... nah nah c'mere c'mere... wait where the fucks me drink gone
>>224266112Cocaine makes you drink more than you should.
cocaine makes you cool
>>224271490How can you tell she's a cokehead?
>>224271547How can you tell she's cool?
>>224271548Every rich brat in London snorts that shit.
>>224271183No, she’s a sloppy drunk she’d probably pass out and accuse you of rape 10 years later.
>>224271547
Drunk slut.
>>224267753Get in line
>>224270788>Since I picked up your purse can you sign this?kek what a shameless subhuman.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bcDQUaq9bZw
>>224271640
>>224270788Sorry, this is all my fault. I noticed Emma had difficulty walking out of my bedroom after I annihilated her asshole
The ground is a bit uneven.
>>224269682i say this and do this
>>224266112I see toesiesOpe let me help you up Ms. Nice feet
>>224266112Ruined by feminism. Many such cases.
>>224266320Is she allowed to drive again yet?
>>224266667Why doesn't she get up
>>224268565Tucker Halpern.
>>224272958feminism does make you imbalanced, it's ttue
>>224270788They always date a crackhead.
>>224267586The coke normies have access to these days is so cut now there's barely any coke in it
I thought she was engaged to a Mexican billionaire. Why is she whoring it up at a club?
>>224273130not to mention fent contamination. partly why i gave up the habit.
>>224266112still mad about her car
>>224273134NTR o algo
>>224270788Society might be able to heal if we can ever get over this celebrity worship over fucking literal whos.
>>224273179???? nobody is killing their clients for no reason dude, the fuck, this is up there with razors in your apples on halloween, nobody is handing out free fucking drugs in your drugsNow is your coke half powdered soap and flour? yea probably but theres no fucking fent in your shit lmao
>>224266670>i bet you wish you wasn't a virginWe can't all have our asshole virginity taken by our Fathers like you!!!FACT!!!
>>224266112true to her bri ish heritage
>>224271264>i i i i i
>>224270788she's fuckin' wasted lmao>t. always wasted in some way or another
>>224266753Pissed as a NEWT she was lad
>>224274338found a phone user
>>224267375Did somebody say Queen?>ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
>>224266490>>224266515where are these from and why are they so fucking blurry
>>224270788Wasted and wounded
>>224266320All that money and why doesn't she buy something cool like a modded out AE86 or a Skyline? What a lame bitch
>>224270788Old hag. Stupid bitch.
>>224274804If I remember correctly that was her own blood right?
>>224266997Also Raph Fiennes, Luna, Rupert Grint, the Weasley twins and Sheamus Finnegan actor
>>224271191>depressive effects of the alcohoOnly a portion of thep opulation is depressed on alcoholYou should know by nowThere's depressed drunksHappy drunksand violent drunks
>>224266490What a dumb thot XD
>>224270788Is that Tom Noonan's son?
You could've saved her.
>>224266701That's more like ebonics
>>224266709That's the shopped version.
>>224270788Walled millionaire roastie whose royalty checks are about to dry up. Sad!
>>224271167Remember how a nigger did the pushing then immediately turned around and started blaming others for it? Fucking niggers.
>>224266199Obama... clapped...
>>224271753That one, and the chink guy that just goes ahead and tries to selfie himself with hercracks my sides
>>224270788Doesn't she have a professional bodyguard? Why is she walking with some weird lanky faggot?
>>224266112>Tumble-doreImagine becoming famous as a kid, and literally every single thing you ever did for the rest of your life was reported on with puns and wordplay referring to that one thing like this. I'm not sure I could ever go outside without killing someone.
>>224266112she's just like me fr
>>224266112Why should I care about this washed up has been whore?
>>224275060Stop posting Ana de Armas Malfoid
>>224271276Watch him cower in fear when he realises it was the negro who actually pushed his wife though.
>>224266199I don't know. I got fucking wasted last night, and, uh, my phone says I texted someone at three fifteen asking them to beat me up. And then, uh, at four thirty, I texted the same person saying 'Thanks'.
>>224267147We can. Bongs go to jail for this btw
>>224275068no need to get all Huffle-puffed about it
>>224271191Its impossible to take coke and then be drunk and have it wear off hours later, thus blacking out and system crashing? ok mr drug expert
