they will have sexo
>Quinn saw the texts of Dexter's "gf" inviting a friend overawkward
>>224268909dexters dick is going to make him trust the most shady bitch ever
>>224269332did Quinn wonder if the friend is black?
Didn't know I missed Quinn. It's nice having him back, but I'm worried he's not gonna last the season.
>>224269332KEK. That was actually scary Quinn made him his bitch and definitely confirms that he is suspicious of Dexter
>>224268909she is still alive btw
>>224269332Why is she like this? Fuckin Charlie.I was also so unsettled when she was describing serial killers to Dexter like she was getting wet.Shes either way over acting or something is just very wrong with this bitch.Which I guess is obvious if she worked for Prater
>>224269380or they just ignore her character from s1 and redo her
>>224269380Uma has to act bad because Charley is acting bad in front of Dexter but he can't see it because he's to obsessed with the idea of having a guy give him killers
So Harrison is gonna realize that police is fucking useless and go back to Dexter's way of dealing with murderers, yes?
>>224269409idc, I skip harrison scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J2cgHvb02Q
>>224269424holy adhd
Bull fucking shitI remember him mentioning this being the reason in the original show
>>224269409I'm surprised he hasn't been haunted by or having flashbacks of killing that guy.Cause he seems he isn't the same and can't handle it like Dexter. But then again he doesn't seem to care that it happened either.
>>224269472he obviously had an off screen flashback when he was looking at the dead body on top of the bus stop or whatever the fuck that was
>>224269469>Bull>>224269332>>224269344>friend is black?
>>224269472>zoomer haircut with airpods on roleplaying as dexterThey should've honestly stuck to this archetype. They made him cool for 2 whole episodes
>>224268909>a few drops of fermented grape juice>thatll be $18 sir plus tip
>>224269472>>224269472>I'm surprised he hasn't been haunted by or having flashbacks of killing that guy.He has, in that very episode
>>224269500Who is this young fellow?
Detective Claudette having a PTSD attack
>>224268909Come on guys..the one single time she finally lets go of the trauma is the night where fucking Prater dies right underneath them
>>224269491>>224269518He gets haunted by the first girl he saw dead. Not killing Ryan.. Unless he does later. I'm only halfway through the newest episode right now
>>224269509That's a lot more.
Charley and Dexter meet up 2 times and both times it's the same waiter. Coincidence or deep lore?
>>224269611queen will interrogate him
>>224269611Possible deep lore, this bar also looks like the one from the pics Prater took of Charlie to keep her in check.
>>224269611The guy who played Prater's helicopter pilot in S1 also played the Roys' helicopter pilot in Succession.
>>224269345i'm worried about the actor not lasting until next season :(
>>224269692>next seasonits the last season dexter will die
>>224269611Also fun fact, you can see FBK in the second episode
>>224269714The current contract is for three seasons but Clyde Phillips says he has ideas for at least two more.
>>224269500the scene in s1 dexter where he kills denise crosby was so funny
>>224269369They almost fucked last season, will Dexter finally seal the deal this time or is he gonna fuck Uma instead?
Uma and Dex finna fuck in the next episode after he kills Jawsplitter
>>224269727>he gonna fuck Uma insteaumamasume
>>224269727She's gonna save him from the evil hag
>>224269716woah
Don't know if my standards are lowering but I've enjoyed the last two episodes.
>>224269727She was killed in prison by Tyrion's guy inside
>>224269723he doesn't even have a good idea for this season
>>224269723yeah let's keep it to 3, as much as i love dexter there's just so much you can do with him they're only going to repeat story linesjust stick the ending this time
>>224269716dexter just happens to be 1 in 10 million people to get a glimpse of the guy. what are the odds
>>224269727I hope dexter makes her OD
>>224269801I like the murder house setup but it's obvious they're barreling through the technology aspect of the main villain even though he should have been immediately caught.
>>224269369Remember when Dexter didn't discriminate between male and female killers? When was the last time he even killed a female killer?
>>224269528YOU GO GUURL
Why does she talk like a robot?
>>224269303hot pic
>>224269871He killed that femme fatale bitch in S2
>>224269872HA HA HAH
>>224269872>gonna bust out some sick moves to the song that fucked me up for decades to come
>>224269874autism
>>224268909>>224269727He is having his mid-life crisis. Dex needs some POON
>>224269902Also the policewoman in S4 amd technically Mia in Resurrection. It was only the Hannah McKay storyline in S7/S8 where Dexter started let off a female killer for being hot.
Just seeing people dance makes me cringe. I have more autism than chudette :(
>>224269871
>>224269926I'm still mad they barely mentioned Hannah despite being the most important person in Harrison life for his entire childhood.
>>224269996Hannah was best girl too.I miss her bros ;__;
>>224269991Gareth was right
>>224269996She was mentioned a couple of times in New Blood/Resurrection, Dexter & Harrison even took a little moment to mourn her a bit while preparing for the funeral of Blessing's mom
>>224269996>>224270026nothing happened
>>224269871They wanted rape too often
sex with deb
>>224269369..... and still beyond ugly
>>224270059Russel Brand is innocent in Dexter's book
>>224270076she is attractive, just not ur type
>>224270075Sounds achieavable, didn't she fuck like 10 guys in the original show
>>224270059She was cool for a one off killer. Gave Dexter more of a challenge than most season long antagonists too.
>>224270114I didn't like S5 but Boyd was a great one-off killer.
>>224268909please no, sex needs to be banned from tv shows, disgusting
>>224270104rudynicaraguan writer guyantonquinnlundyrandom guy she fucks for drugsnot sure who else?
>>224270134For me it was the minatour guy from season 7.
>>224270159Dexter (in her dream)Also the rich guy in Original Sin
How did he even get a license if the state of Miami declared him dead?
>>224270159There was the gym bro she started fucking for a bit after Rudy too and Masuka (allegedly)
>>224269764It’s the exact same quality as season 1 - dialogue, acting, everything. The people saying it’s worse are legit retarded.
I'm disappointed they didn't keep Dexter's full narration from the original show and Original Sin. I thought they brought it back at the end of Resurrection S1 to represent Dexter reclaiming control of his life with confidence.
>>224270208batista rezzed him
>>224270104>>224270159Dexter started asexual but he and Deb probably had around the same amount of sex partners during the course of show. Deb obviously had more before the show but.
>>224270209yeah that's the nicaraguan guy I mentionedalso wasn't there some other guy she brought to a double date with Dex and Rita?
>>224270219the first 2 eps were bad for me but i liked this one
>>224270246>mfw
>>224270228I thought you meant the writer that was investigating Hannah that she kinda had a thing with before Hannah killed him.
>>224270228Yes she was fucking someone before Rudy, iirc he dumped her shortly after being introduced
>>224270270I completely forget what happened in S07 and S08 as I've never rewatched them. I meant the gym guy in S02 who is a children's book writer or something like that
>>224269764>>224270219I don't remember many episodes in the entire show which I didn't find at least entertaining. Maybe S8 and NB would be hardest to enjoy or rewatch because they carried too many expectations they had no way to fill. OS had not much stakes because of prequel and nothing happening.S1-7 and Res1-2 get really stupid sometimes but they are entertaining.
>>224268909>my - dark, passengerX 500,000>start of the 1st series: maybe I will finally become normal>end of 1st series, I will never become notmal>beginning of the 2nd series, maybe I will become normal>end of 2nd series - It's clear now, will never become normalrepeat over and over and over and overwhat's the point?
>>224269491>>224269583If you could keep your eyes on one screen for more than 2 seconds at a time you'd have seen him clearly have flashbacks about every murder he was involved with in New Blood and Season 1. Your brains have officially rotted.
We caught him. We caught the FBK.He lives in Arlington, Texas though
>>224270246>I hate smart QuinnQuinn was always smart, he almost figured out that Dexter was Kyle Butler and that PI he hired to tail him would've exposed Dex as the BHB
I wanted to ask whether Deb's or Dex's body count is higher but then I remembered that it depends on context kek
>>224270315>repeat over and over and over and over>what's the point?
>>224270327In like the very first 2 episodes of season 1 Deb is already fucking a mechanic. Classssy lady.I didn't watch Original Sin though. How many guys does she fuck there?
>>224270315I think he's accepted it by New Blood, perhaps even earlier
>>224270352>13 what position does she play? goalkeeper? cam?
>>224270159>random guy she fucks for drugsthat counts for like at least 5
Dexter kills plenty of white men but has he ever killed a black woman?
>>224270321lmao
>>224270159i forgot about that deb arc where she becomes a junkie but keeps denying it
I like how in Dexterverse there has ever only existed 3 cops with a brain - Harry, Dexter and Quinn. No wonder there's so many serial killers with body counts in dozens.
>>224270372>per capitaumm sorry this has been beboonked sweaty
>>224270386>existed 3 cops with a brainLandyDoakesLa Guerta
>>224270208because undeading yourself irl is a bureaucratic nightmare so they handwaived it away
https://youtube.com/shorts/z87leGuF7k4
>>224270408And La Guerta was the only one to actually figure out that he was the BHB so she's the strongest on the powerscaling
>>224270159What did she do for Lundy anyway?
>>224270495jorked his wrinkly old schlong
How could she give Dexter any shit when she was banging an 70 year old man, Lundy and sucking down his grey ball hairs
>>224270460What? Doakes clocked his ass too and far sooner than anyone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dM6Uq2rrU
>>224270658
>>224270664at least deb is mentioned in here..
Doakes figured it out because Dex figured out Doakes secret too
harrison is too small to be a cop, I don't even just mean height, his stature is just miniscule
>*autistic screeching*
>>224271073my autistfu
Not watching this dogshit, but just came in to this thread to say, early dexter the first few seasons was so damn good, and it's such a shame what they did to the show later on.
>>224271129>Just came into this thread to say the same thing that everyone's been saying in every dexter thread for the past 2 decades
>>224271129>early dexter the first few seasons was so damn goodResurrection season 1 was peak Dexter, too early to judge s2 as a whole yet.
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