I drank the vodka
>here i am drinking the vodka
>nooo you can't just drink the vodka and do your job perfectly well regardless, you have to be ashamed and confess to the judge
I'm 14 beers in and not even drunk. What a life...
Hello, old friends.
>>224270451>beersFound your problem, zoomerbro
>>224270510If I go with the hard stuff I end up in the hospital eventually. It's a safety measure.
>>224270545Beer turned me into a fat bastard, so I'm trying red wine now instead. It works out at around the same price.
>>224270545I just went cold turkey when I tried to wean myself off liquor with these 8% white claws. I drink every now and then but all you're doing is getting fat like this guy >>224270578
>>224270578Enjoy your ulcer
Fact: repetitive bait like this is done by someone called the trooned wog. He literally doesn't go outside. He's 39 and his life revolves around spamming 4chan
>>224270578>Beer turned me into a fat bastardA couple years back I switched from beer to seltzers or vodka and lost 50lbs in 6 months.
>tfw get drunk with 1 beer
>>224270578It is what it is... wine is too drinkable also. Beer has just enough resistance for not to be able to down way too much in a couple of hours. I'm unable to not just down booze after a certain drunk level. Beer is a nice solid buzz throughout the day.
Why don't i feel drunk with a bloated stomach? Is this a hack?
>>224270629Sir, this is /druk/.I know who you're talking about, but you're mistaken here.
Bros how do I quit caffeine im up 8 cups a day just to get back to my baseline i dont even feel shit anymore shit FUCKING SUCKS
I ate the McDonald's and then drank the vodka
>>224270700So was Popov what your dad drank before he hit you? Such an odd ritual post.
>>224270657Because my dad has cancer I've been eating some lightly sauteed broccoli every day. I feel healthier and energized by it and only feel like drinking maybe 2 cups of coffee/day instead of a whole pot
>>224270730Raw broccoli is poisonous for humans actually.
>>224269281I'm literally (in real life, at this very moment) drinking it right now
Still not drunk. Vodka nearly gone
>>224270844That's clearly water. You can tell by the viscosity.
>>224270832I don't eat it raw. It gets fried, steamed and seasoned in a preheated pan for about 4 minutes.
>>224270898That's not "lighty sauteed". And furthermore, depending how small you cut it it's likely still raw on the inside.
>>224269281Getting drunk to stave off the gender dysphoria. I'll never troon out but I wish I was a woman so bad.
Just tapping the sign as a reminder. He's running covert operations.
>>224269281And my vodka!
>>224271015you have AGP
>uhhh hello Air Traffic Control?>hello yes vodka man waddap?>uhhhhhhhhh we're introverted>I repeat we are introverted
Finally drunk. Only took 5 hours
>>224271136These days I try to drink earlier in the day so I'm sober before I go to bed. That way it doesn't fuck up my sleep.
>>224271208I finish work at 9 so i have to rush to get drunk. Jealous of you
>>224271319I don't work. Don't be jealous of me, my life sucks too.
>>224270944It's not poisonous in the quantities I'm consuming. To be harmful it would need to be actually raw and several pounds a day whereas my daily intake is maybe 6oz of it
I drank the double hazy IPA
yuh wauhy hewha
>>224271350... sensei
>>224271352Any nutrients that are there aren't doing much anyway in those quantities. But it's fine. I like to eat broccoli. Steamed with butter or roasted in olive oil. I like the taste.
>>224271360I could drink these all day, barely tastes like alcohol.
>>224271208Been sober again for almost a month and I still can't really sleep. I had 7 months before I relapsed this year for 8 months lmao, what an idiot. At least I feel fine otherwise.
>i drank the vodkaDare me to drive?
First drink of the night complete. Lets go.
lads..... i love u guys(no homo)
>>224270862You think? You don't think actors drink real alcohol on set?
>>224271457Then why drink it?
>>224271524A method actor like DDL is a fraud if he doesn't
>>224271508I love you too (...)>>224271487Enjoy anon. I had my first and last of the day a couple hours ago. Now I am going to sleep, sober. I've had panic attacks the last 4 nights when trying to sleep so I'm about to have another one I guess kek>>224271524Nicholas (pic unrelated) was drunk for a scene in Leaving Las Vegas
>>224269449Literally no one drinks vodka like that
You guys ever miss after parties? I miss siting with people drinking and its like 5am and you realise you still have hours left until you can buy more drugs/drink
>tfw you want more drink but the shops and pubs are closed>"We can go to the casino!" someone says. "They have later licence hours.">haul your drunken self down to the casino>the receptionist wants ID>your old account is out of date, so you have to stand and take a picture for a new one while you're steaming drunk with your eyelids drooping>snap, picture taken, that's your permanent ID now
>>224271550Because they taste good and for the effect? If I want something stronger I'll just have whiskey.
how long does it take to lower my tolerance drukbros? i only get a buzz after about 4 beers, and the 4 to 6 beer range is perfect. i can't drink hard liquour because i will down a bottle and black out
>>224271607
>>224271619It took me two decades
>>224270657you just gotta do it. you'll get headaches for a few days but they will pass.>>224271619wish i knew. i hate having to start with 2 shots before i can even feel anything. sadly alcohol tolerance isn't like coffee where you can reset it after a week.
>>224271650thats way too long
>>224271524No but they could've at least made an effort to make it look like booze. Very disappointed in PTA. 0/10 movie on that alone.
>>224271601After parties are great when they're not at your place.
>>224271619start drinking vodka
>>224271713that was the implication
>>224271628for a drunkard he has a decent cursive
>>224270862right but was it supposed to be water or vodka? i can see it go either way
>>224271751Why would he drink water in such a treathing way while being absolutely hammered?
I miss being young and having friends to druk with downtown. Now it's just me and my bottle and my kinos.Tonight, it's The Straight Story (1999). A beloved film of mine and beautiful slice of Americana. Thanks for being alive David Lynch.
>>224271783Lynch gave millions of dollars to an Indian rapist cult.
Worst part about vodka... those 1,000 calories go down so damn easy. I'm on a Holiday cut
>>224271782you've never woke up the next day and your mouth is like a desert?>while being absolutely hammereddon't think there's any indication that he's supposed to be drunk as he wakes up
Lads.... i miss drinking with women
>>224271601>you still have hours left until you can buy more drugs/drinkrookie
>>224271751Because alcohol is poison. Your organism clears it out through urine. You need water to pee. Drink a lot of water. Pee a lot. Hangover diminished.
>>224271695It doesn't seem like that. In fact it's more like a time warp
>>224271862>through urinethere is also sweating and bleeding
>>224271857I'm scottish
>>224269281I drank 12 shots of straight vodka last night and teared up bad to a video of an old lady playing piano in honor of her dead husband. It really messed me up
>>224271862should have done that last night/this morning. Also forgot that I stashed some advil in my arm rest compartment and suffered at work.
>>224271820>you've never woke up the next day and your mouth is like a desert?Every day, bubba.>don't think there's any indication that he's supposed to be drunk as he wakes upWhy would he not want to be drunk? He's a degenerate drunk millionaire.
>>224271862That's some bro-science that doesn't work beyond a few beers.
How do i get drunk quicker? Im fed up of spending 705 of my night waiting until getting drunk since being tipsy sucks
>>224271862>Your organism clears it out through urinealcohol does not leave the body through urine lol. how DRUK are you?>>224271922i'm not saying he doesn't want to be drunk. what i'm saying is that i think it could go either way as to whether the bottle had water or vodka. someone has to have asked PTA about this. i can't imagine there's not an official stance on this.
>>224271938I literally just drank a glassfull of bourbon. Won't feel it tomorrow because I also drank a lot of water.It's le science.
>>224271943
>>224271943Empty stomach, the trick is to also day drink
>>224271898Call friends, call a dealer, steal, literally walk around until you see people drinking and call on their generosity, drive drunk to England and buy drinks there>>224271943Climb a mountain or fly (in) an airplane. You feel more drunk the higher you go.
>>224269462well you see the problem was he crashed the plane. otherwise he coulda had his spiked oj every day
>>224271943butt chug
>>224271699It's supposed to be water. In the same scene he takes out a flask and drinks what is supposed to be alcohol.
>>224271957i drink vodka>>224271958i have ibs>>224271965i have no friends rip>>224271997how?
>>224272006wait you can drink with ibs
>>224272006>how?pic>i have no friends ripyou show up at afterparties uninvited?
>>224269281But where do I drink the vodka?
>>224272030Out of paper bag.
>>224272006You force the liquid into your ass to get into your bloodstream faster.
>>224272015im drinking right now>>224272027im 31>>224272045show me how
>>224272030>you've already drunk it sir
>>224272030>So what, you just serve it over a bar? Like you just pour a glass and put it on the counter? How has no one thought of this before?>Well sir, that's the McDonalds' way.>Woah. You need to copyright this.
>>224272060>soak tampon in vodka>stick completely in assyour body will handle the rest. simple as
>>224272062kek, got me
I miss feeling like death after wasting half my wage snorting shit coke with people i don't like
GONDOR CALLS FOR ROLAIDS
>>224271801ok
>>224272030A daring synthesis
I am the vodka
>>224272277>shoots her in the face multiple times>kept cussing him out while her mouth was fucked upthat woman went to Valhalla
>>224272296That's clearly brown liquor. I bet you want to kill yourself over such a minor misstep.
I got loaded again bros
>>224272323it's out there
I shoot need to get rid this bloated feeling when sober. It ruins my buzz every weekend
>>224272323Shitbirds of a feather, anon.
>>224272334is it a good show?
>>224272348what od oyu drink sir
>>224272360its very comfy. basically food and booze porn
>>224271862And how to remove the copious amount of cocaine anon?
>>224272388I can't stand eating sounds, I'm out. But thanks.
>>224272395Somebody stop me!
>>224272387Huh
>>224272427maybe if you drink less gassy drinks you get less bloated
>>224272435I'm only bloated when not drunk. I only shit when drunk
/druk/, rec me some spicy food to make to pair when beer
>>224271956>a glassfull of bourbonOkay drink a liter and get back to me.
>>224272472yes but maybe you wont be bloated when not drunk if you dont drink beer but straight up vodka or whatever when you are getting drunk if oyu know what I am saying
>>224272015IBS is a fake disease. It's just bad diet. All IBS is cured by carnivore diet.
>>224272492wings
>>224272506I only drink vodka>>224272515I don't eat much veg
>>224272492butt chug chili sauce>>224272530>I only drink vodkaI see.
>>224272530Yeah but you drink and eat all kinds of other garbage.
>>224272539Yeah and
>>224272548ya gotta jordan peterson that shit
>>224272592
>>224272492
None of you nerds even drink.
>>224272548So yeah just eat a human diet and don't drink and you don't have a "disease" anymore. Or don't. But it's not a real disease you need to take bullshit medicine for.
>>224272634Ok thank doc
>>224272623im drinking four roses small batch and modelo
>>224272492You don't want to go too spicy on a /druk/ night. As you probably know, your body fights the alcohol poisoning on the morning after, and it fights every other kind of poisoning, too. It goes into Purge Mode, with the sweats and the sickness and whatever else needs to come out. If you've eaten something toxic the night before, that will come out in the big flush. So as well as sweating and spewing, you'll be squirting spicy diarrhoea out of your ringpiece, and it is pure suffering for a man to juggle all those things at the same time. Not recommended.
Tinder download yes or no?
>>224272680>tinder>2011+15Fuck no
>>224272623I'm drinking expired Bud Light because I'm bruk and the warehouse gives it away,
>>224272697It could be fun. Lot of horny single mothers need plowing
>>224272296
it's pouring rain here in sf but i'm going to brave it to re-up vodka and beer, wish me luck drukbros
>>224272722Your fantasy about the single "MILF" differs quite a lot from the reality.
>>224272722>bond with kid>mother eventually breaks up with you because woman gonna woman>have no parental rights>get profoundly sadnot risking it
>>224272623I’m drinking shitty American low carb beer
>>224272733Wear a poncho, san faggolian
>>224272754>Bonding with another man’s child
>>224272623Hey! This shithead's back. How you been, loser?
>>224272754Who said I was staying after sex?
>>224272789>males should scorn each other in a world that lacks positive role models
>>224272656eh. i've been eating a bowl of rice and beans with lots of hot sauce as the go-to druk meal for a while now and it's only like a 20% chance that my asshole actually burns the next day.
Just made a tinder at 4am bros. Hope I get lucky for tomorrow morning
>>224269281Tonight's not the night.
>>224273132Why not?
blog
>>224273132its friday the 13th though
>>224272875>Males should clean up after women’s poor judgement
>>224273118>Just made a tinder
>>224273251>it's the woman's fault the male busts inside hercmon anon, cut it with the incel stuff
>>224271972He saved the plane dummy.Also I didn't drink the vodka
>>224272783i made it back alive without one
>>224273357NTA, but unless it's rape then yes. No need to simp for women here of all places.
>>224269281>Investigators discovered two empty bottles of codeine cough syrup and one empty can of grape soda in the trash. Captain, who drank the lean?
Just added hundreds of fat chicks
>>224273993>addedThis is a bit you're doing, right?
>>224274096Well swiped right then. I'll let you know how it goes
>>224274138Sure. Be warned the app will penalize your visibiliy if you just swipe right every time, btw.
Just swiped right
watched a friend have their life go to complete shit this year thanks to drink. Now dead. I love a beer and will never quit but Im out on getting drunk. genuinely. Hope you guys never get to that point because honestly its pathetic and everyone will hate you
why do druggies and alcoholics >>224271655 get to have their own thread everytime? mods please do your fucking jobs and start banning the retards making these dogshit threads. literally no one gives a fuck about your alcohol cravings and drug activities
>>224274592
What is well liquor anyway? Is it the $10 bottle of Seagrams I see on the bottom shelf at the liquor store? As a non-alcoholic can I make an old fashioned with the $10 whiskey and not be disgusted?
I quit the liquor for about 5 months and it kind of sucked. Boring as shit. Being with the liquor is way better but its killing me and its expensive and that sucks.
>>224271015you have GAY
>>224271619Donate blood every 56 days, not plasma.
negronis are simply basedcrisp and bitter taste that dampens the more you drink itthe perfect digestive
>>224275114It most certainly is, slowpoke.
Anyone else here have a retarded high tolerance and sober up pretty quickly? I thought maybe I had gene mutation that Ozzy Osbourne had until I had to get blood lab work done and discovered my liver enzymes were through the roof
>>224272296>>224272730>100 proof straight up - I'm wasted.
>>224271943If you use mixers try using diet soda
>>224275209I don't seem to get hangovers ever, and when I quit I had no withdrawal even though I drink a lot of whisky. I think I just pace myself and drink a lot of water
