>go woke
why did you make this thread when you posted in the other one?
>>224297873>name chantingI don't think anybody cares about that part
>>224297873That same 'pasta about Doomsday was funnier.
shan't be watching
>>224297899Suffah, executive.
>>224297925i would hope not. you are in your 30s.
>>224297941So he's one of the younger HP fans then
>>224297873>picrelAt least they picked a less well known work of Christian art to rip off than the typical Last Supper
>>224297873Why do they worrie about that stuff after spending all that money on filming it, shouldn't you do that stuff before you even begin filming?
Not trying to defend this trash, but did fans actually believe there wouldn't be new scenes/lines in a show that stretches the short book into several episodes?
>>224298045Why would they rush through the opening feast then?
>>224297873Whatever dude, these faggots that never want changes can hang themselves who gives a shit about their stupid opinions. Why did we go through the trouble and extreme expense to just do the movies 1:1 copy again but for millennials kids? Lets go crazy and just try different takes like okay Dumbledore is a big time wizarding celebrity, fuck it. This stuff makes it worth watching just because you want to see what idiotic thing they do next, I am all about it.
>>224297873>Rings of Potter
>>224297899yes but the fans are upset, and we have to blame something we're allowed to blamet. HBO executive
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>>224298099Problem is they marketed the show as being more faithful to the books.
>deh...
>>224297873I cant get over how lame and plastic that shitty poster looksNot sure if its a filter, ai, or just how ugly the kid is, but it sure gives no hype for this garbage
>>224298129>producers lie in order to sell their productSay it ain't so
HERE COMES THE ROLLY POLLY MANROLLY POLLY ROLLY POLLY
>>224298099>1:1 copyObviously it isn't
>>224298171You’re not convincing me to watch their slop show.
The Balenciaga AI Harry Potter is genuinely more interesting than whatever dumb re-hash HBO is makingI doubt they tell the story in any substantially different way. The Balenciaga one, on the other hand, has a silly theme but still tells the story of Harry Potter
>>224297873Why are they still making HP shit? Why does everyone refuse to move on from anything? Other than the fact that no one can make anything original or good anymore ofc
QICKLY MAKE MOR MALFOYD THREADS SAARS DO THE NEEDFUL
>>224298186I'm not trying to
People are MAD about New Thing, please engage with the twister post sirs
>>224297899Add it to the list
>>224298187Heh, agreed friend. That Balenciaga organic meme is very based. Will you be proceeding to purchase quality Balenciaga shoes and Balenciaga products like myself?
Just like AC Shadows, if they hadn't made Snape black nobody would care. Studio execs were throwing in their Jews 25 years ago, but at least they knew to draw the line at wogs.
>>224297873THEY MADE THE CHANGESthis isnt something that was out their control
>>224297873>pushback All means nothing as long as people continue to pay the subscription. Quality means nothing when they receive fixed income. Stop paying for it and watch how fast they change their tune
>>224297873HBO doesn't care because they know that people will eat the slop regardless.
>>224297873Reportedly by who? This doesn't seem like something HBO would just announce themselves
>>224297873AnarchyCraveUnofficial | Parody | Satirical News Account
>>224298125He has insider sources, saar
Why does it look so fucking depressingThey're using the same bluegray filter they use on Game of ThronesThey're trying to bring back nostalgia without the joy
>>224298273are you really this retarded?
>>224297873they should release more teasersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>224297873>anarchy cravehow many times will /tv/ fall for fake pop crave twitter accounts
They should have just made a prequel or a sequel to the films instead, something like focusing on the gap between Fantastic Beasts and Philosopher's Stone.The show just looks like a sad imitation of the films.
>>224298125kek zionists seething over new potter, all those spoiled aged out brats threw rowling under the bus
>>224298045It's a fake screenshot, fren.
>>224297873They should just scrap everything they have so far and start over with Malfoid. Don't even care about Snape being black since it generates good memes.
>>224297873Listen, I know this is engagement bait, but is OP retarded? People are complaining about the forced hype moment, not the race change.
Isn't Dumbledor canonically gay?
>>224298099The movies were a mockery of the books, so an actual 1:1 adaption would be an improvement. Not that the books themselves were much better, mind you.
>>224298190Humans can't move on the from "the bible." Now they are drawing us into a "messianic age," so they are rehashing pop culture until that is ready to go.
>>224297873Is the Harry Potter fanbase the most autistic when it comes to fidelity to the original material? Thats surprising considering how much Harry Potter (degenerate) fanfics exist out there.
How are you preparing for the shitposting marathon?
>>224298456No. But to the average Harry Potter fan, everyone is secretly gay
>>224298456Not in the books or movies. JK just made it up later for woke points.
>>224297873back to your general, chop chop shoo shoo
>>224298190I ask that myself a lot...
>>224297873>we've got Harry Potter at homeFuck off HBO
>>224298539I don't blame her. It was a retarded time when you couldn't stop being hounded about faggots and loving faggots. Which is stupid given they could've pressed more on her racism but nah, they cared about having some homesexual in children's book so she had to retcon
>>224298539>>224298839He was 100% gay in Fantastic Beasts lolGrindelwald and Dumbledore gay
The chanting isn't from the books? It seemed like the kind of weirdly specific detail you'd only include if it was.
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>>224297873>DUMBLEDORE>DUMBLEDORE>DUMBLEDORE>DUMBLEDORE>DUMBLEDORE>DUMBLEDORE
>>224297873The main issue is that it looks horrible visually.
>>224297899I do. It's stupid and it doesn't suit Dumbledore's vibe at all. idc about deviating from the books though, as long as it doesn't suck.
>>224298888I forgot those movies exist. Are they any good?
>>224297873I don't even know who is more pathetic and repulsive? The kikes who make the slop or the faggots who care about the slop?
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>>224297873It looked like souless shit.So very fitting for HP ;-)
>>224298888Yeah but those came out years later and not everyone saw them.
>>224297899I do. It was fucking retarded. But I was never going to watch it anyway so what do I care.
>>224298893No.
>>224299192No
>>224298125why does this board keep falling for India shitflinging?
>>224299364I don't watch gay jewish slop so I have no idea what you're trying to say with that. I'm sure it was a real clapback moment in your mind tho.
>>224297899Care is a strong word, but I was wondering why the fuck it was happening and there was nothing good about it.
>>224297873I think people would have been more open to an anime adaptation(especially with Malfoid although I don't think HBO has anyone talented enough to execute that without it sucking) than another live action one. The movies were good enough that they are still in everyone's memories as the "Harry Potter movies" and the cast is basically how most people see the characters. The new cast just ain't it. Brown Hermione is rough for a multitude of reasons but it's extra rough when she is following up Emma Watson. Nothing needs to be said about black Snape obviously. The kid they got playing Harry doesn't really have that charisma. The entire thing from the sets, costuming, and cinematography look bleak, which is not how a whimsical wizard story and especially not the first book of the series should even look. I think it'll pull big numbers for season 1 but people will struggle to finish it and then viewership will begin to plummet in S2 and crater in S3. MAYBE they'll pull some talmudic financial black magic to justify a 4th season and this will become another zombie show like Rings of Power, but nothing is certain
>>224298187I prefer Harry Spotter
>>224298125They can’t keep getting away with it!
>>224297873translation>how can we dupe people into watching this slop
>>224300012>I don't watch gay jewish slopTo be fair, anon, this entire board is about slop. Not sure why you're complaining when you're here anyway.
>>224300542Funny part is they wouldn't need to dupe anyone if they just made a half-way decent show
>>224297873it will become immensely successful, it's perfect for the NPCs
>>224299821Because this place is full of third-worlders and bots.
