https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOfP1a7xjcShots fired at Mario Kart World
I choose the patricians choice, kartrider
>>720737645I haven't seen SEGA this cocky in a long long time
>>720737645Nintendo should sue Sega
>>720737645i bet they had this saved in case the direct was an absolute disaster
>>720737645Reminds me ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bun8tA_ksZw
>>720737645Good fuck Nintendo I getting sick of their answer to innovation being to turn their franchises into open world slop. I’m expecting the next Splatoon to be a battle royale
>>720738413>>720737645literally same commercial
>>720737645I miss the days when companies used to shit talk each other constantly, whether it was video games, cars or fast food companies.That shit was hilarious and made for great ads.
>>720737645HOLY KEK
>>720737645Sega does what Nintendo sues
>>720738604but think of the hecking Investorinos!!!
Alright, I'll give it to Sega, this was a clever little jab.
>>720738413But what IS blast processing? It runs the games more better?
>>720737645Pffffffft Jesus Christ the shade
>>720737645>They remade the blast processing commerciallmao
>Sega being cocky againBad news for Frontiers 2
>>720738749You know how everyone says "They're having a blast" nowadays? yeah there you go
Do you know what happened to Garfield kart?>you don’t That’s right, it will happen to sonic kart too
Oh no no no no no noooooooo
>>720738850Garfield Kart got a sequelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjoVeddUDCQ
>>720737645>Doesn't show the game>>720738413>Shows the gameModern Sega are a bunch of pussies.
>>720738889Jessie we need to cook
>>720738962lmao i am glad i wasn't the only one who thought of it
Turdiokartbros...
>>720738889Cow Mains I don't feel so good......
>>720737645They've been doing some good shit for this game, check this out toohttps://youtu.be/1TKqHNG9HOs
>>720737645>Sonic is going to be cut from the next Smash Brosthank god
thats pretty good
>>720737645>mocking nintengod@NINTENDO, PATENT AND SUE THAT MAN!
>SEGGA!soul
>>720738889>Even the heckin Cow caught a strayOk I chuckled
>>720738962A house.... for cows
>>720737645based?
>>720737645Honestly if Sega overtakes Nintendo on the kart genre because they fumbled the ball with the latest Mario Kart game it will be the ultimate revenge for the Genesis going under.
>>720738889CowBros get up
>>720737645HOLY SHITSonic won the culture war.
>>720737645SEGA does....what Nintendo'nt...
>>720737645Cowsisters... we need some blast processing to race on their level...
>>720737645>or...what if you wanna roam around on the open road?HOLY BASED, I KNEEL SEGA
>>720738413But this is literally the same commercial as the OP, wtf, did they recycle a commercial? How is that legal?
Welcome to the snoy deflection thread
>>720739372Nintendo, SUE THIS MAN
>>720738889whats with the cow and turtle
>>720739497stomping....and the new cow in mk
>>720739094he cute
>>720739497>CowThe new character in MKW people were hyped for, apparently.>TurtleNot sure, probably just the average 'slow as a turtle' joke.
>>720737645>sells worse than MKW>gets lower metacritic score than MKWWhat did they mean by this?
>>720739497Turtle is a reference to koopas but also didn’t the new Mario Kart remove 150cc or something
>>720737645>still being sold on a Nintendo systemWOW amazing "beef" guys
>>720739094>tired of this world and want to go somewhere else?Didn't really think about it until now but Sonic Crossworlds is essentially doing the gimmick Mario Kart World does but cutting the fluff
>>720739663see:>>720738750You lost, stop malding already.
>>720737645>SEGA!!!holy soul, are kino commercials back?
>>720739648My bad Mario Kart 8 had up to 200cc but it was removed in Mario Kart World
>>720737645I clapped when I recognized the reference!
>>720737645New sega is acting like a wet dream fantasy of a 40 year old sega fanboy, all they have to do is announce a console and the revival will be complete
>>720739663Nintendo is going to be VERY angry driving to the bank to cash the royalty check from Sega
>>720738314Why are the tendies like this?
Nintenbros.......
>>720739925>New sega is acting like a wet dream fantasy of a 40 year old sega fanboyLMAO they can't even make a good Sonic game anymore
>>720737645cucktendo BTFO
>>720740630Sonic was never good.
>>720737645Maybe Nintendo should try patenting kart racing games?
>>720739252>revenge for the Genesis going underSo you're telling me Sega has learned nothing and still blames others for their own retardation?
So snoys will be buying this game now or
>>720738750I thought Switch didn't do early access.
>>720737797I would too if Nexon didn't kill it
>>720738889
Sonic is woke tho
>>720741213It was already a big seller on PS5 when the pre-orders dropped>>720741270It doesn't
>>720741213No, they'll pretend to like it for a month before quietly moving away as the game turns out to be mediocre at best. In short, business as usual.
>>720737645
>>720737645>haha look it's like that one old commercial we made from the 90s get it my fellow gamers
>>720741432>pride flag before trans and black people were on itbased
>>720741046I'm sure they would love that
>>720741575faggot
>>720741585Imagine a world where a character couldn't jump in any video game unless they had permission from Nintendo.
>>720737645Is teto in the game yet?
>>720741585>Nintendo fans: "Miyamoto is a saint">Miyamoto in real life:
>>720737645>Boring free roam with nothing to do>No traditional 3 laps>No 200cc>Forced Intermissions and even went out of their way to patch out a cheat people used to do traditional 3 lap>shitty roster filled with generic enemies and reddit meme cow, no DK, Wario or RPG characters>No plans to use Nintendo guest characters >DK and Pauline barely have any outfits>We didn’t get DLC or Updates in the last Direct>Charged it for 80 fucking dollarsI wanted to love World but Nintendo brought this shit on themselves, they sent the game out to die and I hope SEGA crushes them as their punishment.
>>720741837no?
>>720737645This felt like a really classic commercial, I like it.
>>720741735Sonic would probably have a lot more ramps, but then Nintendo would sue them for having running
>>720741046Don't jinx it, manThey could do it
>>720741958why not?
>>720741938Who are you quoting?Nobody shits more on shiggy than nintendies ranting about the mandate
>no dlcYup, MKW is unironically dead.I have no idea what the fuck Nintendo is even thinking.
>>720741837Sex. With her drills.
>>720741943two more weeks my falseflagging friend
Nintendo made Miiverse, they should patent shitposting
>Sega is laughing at us>Sakurai is laughing at us>Garfield is laughing at usbros...
>>720742120Wow Nintendo is more consumer friendly than Sega
See that smug face? It's because she's in.
>>720742317one more week
>>720741943It’s pretty much carried by the music, visuals and animation which is a shame.>>720741432That was long deleted.
>>720742442>Garfield is laughing at us>Sega is raughing at us>Sakurai is raughing at us
>>720742591honestly? she’s more tolerable than the crying lesbians
>>720742591yeah, "in" a gigantic vat of ice cream so she can get big and fat
>>720740630
>move over mario!War... war never changes
When are we getting final dlc reveal as well as the rest of nickleodeon stuff?
>check Sonic Crossworlds new video on their X>it has Silver gameplay>his trick voice line is "EEHEH"B-but I wanted to main him, that will get annoying so fast..
>>720739274>gajjilion dollars at the box office>literally nobody talked about it a week laterHe unironically did.
This entire thread only proves that snoys and Segasnoys are the worst fanbases in video games. Go fuck yourselves.
>>720742965At the end of the day, the Mario movie was Illumination slop. Terrible choice of studio, desu
>>720740630Shadows game was 10/10 kino.You lost.
>>720742781Oh, I suppose OoT and BotW are the best games of all time then?
>>720742983>snoys and Segasnoyssonicfags ARE snoys
>>720742983>SNOOOOOOOOOYSMKWorld is just dogshit, 8D is better. Crossworlds has already proven to be better in the open beta. Air Riders will probably be more fun than World
>>720737645Why does it look so slow? I thought sonic was all about speed.
>>720741837>>720742106I'm gonna out her decal on my car.
>>720743171We know. That's precisely what we was saying
>>720742983Holy shit the seethe
>>720742983>This entire thread only proves that snoys and Segasnoys are the worst fanbases in video games. Go fuck yourselves.
>>720741943You forgot>every challenge unlockable is tiny stickerYou can't even see most of them because of how small they are. What's the point?
>>720743173>MKWorld is just dogshitShut the fuck up, snoy.
>>720742781That game also sucks
>>720738749Basically a bullshit marketing term that hypes up a minor DMA feature, where you can push memory a bit faster between vertical blanks (line draws).A modern equivalent would be promoting that your graphics card supports resizeable bars, or that your CPU has faster instruction sets, but giving it a wizzy name.Sorta like how Wi-Fi 6 is somehow marketable to the point that Wi-Fi signal strength icons might display a 6, if you're connected to a newer Wi-Fi signal.
>>720742983NINTENDO, PATENT THE KART RACING GENRE!
>>720743129The one with guns? LMAO
>Sonicsnoys are getting uppity over a Mario Kart ripoffYou're delusional if you think this will even come close to outselling World. This garbage is the next Palworld.
>>720742965>The three sonic movies combined made less than 1 Mario movie >n-n-nobody cares
>>720743592>the next Palworldwould be awesome but I don't see Crossworlds breaking 1 million active players on Steam.
>>720743592I doubt Sonic will sell like that but let’s be serious here. Mario Kart World sales is inflated due to the bundle. It was the only game at launch and it was only $50 as a bundle
>>720743386Tell me one good thing about Mario Kart World that they did better than MK8D
>>720743592Nobody's talking about sales, honey booboo child.Crossworlds is simply an objectively better kart game and unless Sega does something monumentally stupid like adding MTX after release, the "competition" is over.Also>Comparing a console bundle game to a regular one
>>720743120and half of sonic 2 being sassy black woman wedding adventure is supposed to be better?
>>720737645Tendiesisters... no... not like this...
>>720743858Tricked tendies into regretting their Switch 2 purchase.
The brazilian macaco sure is desperate
How come MKW has antisoul gas and looks washed out while crossworlds is vibrant and full of color?They are both on the same engine.
Ban these fanbases + Sega and /v/ would improve drastically.
>>720737645topkek the fuck is this? Are we back to the 90's/ because nintendo thinks their hotshit so they can release garbage and a barely updated "console' with an 8 year life yet again. that sega is coming out of nowhere to shit on them, which is sad because like come on most sega games have been fucking terrible. This is funny i like it wonder if its gonna cause people at nintendo to seeth like fuck. honestly how do you fuck up mario kart of all games like how its unreal.
>>720743886>the "competition" is over.lmao
>This entire thread only proves that snoys and Segasnoys are the worst fanbases in video games. Go fuck yourselves
>>720741551correction, NOW
>>720744074Palworld and Silksong really broke some minds huh
>people didn't even want to play the game for free Why do Sonic trannies do this to themselves?
>>720738314They seriously should at this point. Fuck Sega.
I enjoy the variety they add to circuits but I think we'll look back and dislike crossworlds for diverting dev time to more actual circuits. Transformed already hit the balance with tracks that evolved.
>>720744075YOU WIR PRAY OUR 80 DORA GAME THE WAY WE SAY, GAIJIN PIG..
>>720744075>Are we back to the 90's/ because nintendo thinks their hotshit so they can release garbage and a barely updated "console' with an 8 year life yet againretard snoy this is a 18+ site
>Movies did well>Frontiers did well>Shadow Generations did well>Sonic brand is feeling confident againNintendo picked a bad time to shit the bed
>>720744207How much does Team Cherry and Pocket Pair pay you snoys to shill and defend their slop? I'm curious.
>>720744075>shit on then by releasing their game on their platformT-t-thatll show them
>>720744441You were the one who made that image equating two games to the two biggest gaming platforms, you are the one mindbroken Nintendo child
>>720744436Shut the fuck up, snoy.
>>720744436Fuck you.
I legit miss console wars, man.Now that Xbox is dead and Nintendo is in its own hand-held world, there's no competition between anyone.That's bad for the consumer because it means less incentive to put out good games/exclusives, sure, but it's also fucking boring.
>>720744436>Didn't bring up All Stars
>>720744436Guess who's not getting invited to the next Smash Bros.
>>720744075>even the new Pokemon games are adopting the $70+ price tagThey're just looking to see what they can get away with with their ninten-toddler fanbase.
>>720742983>This entire thread only proves that snoys and Segasnoys are the worst fanbases in video games. Go fuck yourselves
>>720737645Kek that's funny
>>720744074Remind me, who ended up getting a containment board for shitting up threads that associates itself with Nintendo?
>>720744676>>720744717>Pokémon seething out of nowherePalworld lost, snoy.
>>720744587These days things have been kind of falling under one banner, either it's released on PC or a Nintendo console. And now everything is getting more expensive for worse experiences (b-but it looks good).Current game gen is looking grim.
>>720744271Having 39 tracks (CrossWorlds can be done in time trials and have final lap music) is already a big step up, plus the main tracks change on the last lap so it's just executed differently from Transformed
>>720744805>Palworld out of nowhereHOLY MINDBROKEN
>>720737645Are they in yet?
>>720741193Plus if there WAS "revenge" to take, I would think it'd be against Playstation for helping actively pushing SEGA out of the market, not against Nintendo for having a safety net to save them from Playstation's impact.
>>720744808All the CrossWorlds tracks play the same and reuse assets from previous Sonic games.
>>720744904>he says as he started screaming about Pokémon out of nowhereThe only mindbroken ones are you Palsnoys.
>>720744931We can only hope that the free DLC will include ports of the Transformed characters.I need my BD Joe.
>>720744808My favorite feature is that you can edit the songs that play in the tracks, it's insanely pathetic that MKW doesn't have this feature despite being more expensive and being in development for longer.
>>720744676Don't you GET IT?Nintendo is from my heckin' childhood! They're my friend! They have by best interest at heart!!
I can not wait for the day Nintendo loses the Palworld lawsuit.The catalogue here will be amazing. I will literally take a day off from work.
>>720744805And my point is proven>make worse games but make them more expensive>earn laodsamoney because your loyal fan-base has no standardsIs this really what we want?
>fun commercial making callbacks to 90's console wars>/v/ shitting itself on both sidesLearn to have fun and don't take shit so seriously.
>>720745095Joke's on you. Nintendo will have patented losing lawsuits by then so they cannot lose.
>>720744983Swetty...You are actually tweaking out right now...What assets are being reused...go on, make us laugh...
>>720744989>Pokemon out of nowhere>while he screeches about snoy threads getting a containment board>even though one of his tendie series gets a containment boardSad!
>>720745095>I will literally take a day off from work.Grim.
>>720745050It’s more like a bandaid for the soundtrack being ass
>>720737645It's pointless, Nintendo is a shit company backed up by terrorists and they will do everything in their power to review bomb this game.
>>720737645So is this literally just Sonic characters racing on Sonic inspired tracks, or is it like Transformed, where other Sega IPs were given priminence?
>>720745140it's one guy samefagging for the most part
>>720744983No, they don't>Kraken Bay>Gold Temple>Steampunk CityAre all completely new stages, and stuff like White Cave from Riders was probably made from scratch since that track hasn't been done in HD. And regardless, a good chunk of the main stages are completely new, there's nothing wrong with having some returning tracks to help add more content to the game, and even the returning tracks have new layouts to feel fresh>>720745050Yeah I'm glad they added that. It's something I didn't appreciate about the original All Stars Racing when I was younger but now I take full advantage of when I go back to it
>>720745391Transformed.Miku is in.
OH NONONONONO
Do the retarded turd worlders on here who aren't posting ironically realize this is a tongue in cheek jab and Sega and Nintendo have a good relationship these days lol
>>720745095>HAHA I CAN'T WAIT FOR [BASELESS DELUSION] TO HAPPEN IT WOULD BE SO EPIC! NINTENDOOMED XDD>I LOVE PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED SO I CAN EPICLY LAUGH AT PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL BRAINS "EPICLY SEETHING"!!!!!!!!!!This is precisely why snoys and PCfags are the most hated fanbase in video games. You're the defining example.
>>720745391Sonic and SEGA characters racing on Sonic inspired tracks, but one track is based on Galaxy Force 2
>>720745337I think everyone is expecting for that one IGN reviewer who got paid trips to the Super Nintendo World in Orlando to review Crossworlds, there is no chance it'll get a better score than MKW
>>720745392Yeah, -snoy is literally one mentally deranged guy across multiple threads.
>>720745095Drinking game for when that happens (suicidal edition)>take a sip of beer when someone mentions snoy>take a sip of beer when someone mentions tendie>take three shots if Nintendo wins the lawsuit>take a shot if Palworld wins the lawsuit>take a sip of beer for every thread in the catalogue>take a sip of beer for every "OHNONONONO" post>take a sip of beer for every "sissy" mentionedBut I want to live->Okay, then take a sip of water for every "tranny" mentioned. You'll die from water poisoning instead
So how long is crossworlds gonna last
>>720745391Sonic-focused. Sega characters will be rolled out as free dlc but they don’t get tracks (or voices aside from Miku). Paid DLC characters like SpongeBob or the Turts come with tracks (but no voices).
>>720737645Cow >>>> anything from Sonic kart meme.
>>720745651like a week after they unveil the cash shop thats confirmed to be in the game
>>720737645Why couldnt they show the actual MK world game like they did with the OG commercials counterpart?Howd they get away with it back then?
>>720737645They better be careful or Nintendo will sue them for infringing on their character racing patent
>>720745704>reddit cow
>>720745726Less fear of the lawsuit ninja back then, nowadays prodding the beast means you have to have as much-if not more-money than who you're making fun of.
>>720737797But Jak X hasn't been remade yet
>>720745651A year.We're getting a new free character, festival and race track every month.
>>720745651It's not, no one's paying $70 for this.>but Mario was $80Yeah and it was the only game on Switch 2, they had no choice.
It does lose some bite with the added context of Sega now being a third party and releasing the game on Nintendo's system.
>>720745704lol >>720738889
>>720741943can't wait to laugh when it releases and still loses to MKW in every sales ranking out there. lmao
>>720745860smart people only paid $50 or less for this, $70 or less if they wanted Steve Minecraft
>>720745852Character and festival yes, race track no, those are only part of the season pass>>720745708There's a skin shop for tickets you earn by playing, not a cash shop
jesus christ the general mood changed real quick after that Direct, I kinda love it>>720745726Nintendo's legal team became super turbojews in the past decade. Granted, they were already bad back in the early 90s since they (unsuccessfully) tried to get Game Genie and American game rentals outlawed.
>>720745489>Braindead Nintendo cultist genuinely thinks Nintendo is going to own basic game mechanics Nintendo dickriders are something else.
>>720745391All the tracks are from Sonic, but non-Sonic characters are DLC
people find the stupid cow funny? it seems piranha plant in Smash caused a lot of damage in the society
>>720746051>no mkw dlc>still trying to recoup virtual boy costs>20 dollar for a 20 minute long DK dlc>no mkw dlcNintendo doesn't care. They got their money with Switch 2 and line went up.
And then snoys, PCsnoys, and Sonic cucks wonder why they're always voted as the worst fanbases.
>>720746102Chris Chan Returns: The Pepper Spray Saga Sequel
>>720746210Cow is a better pick than Spongebob
>>720745852If it’s anything like CTRNF, it’ll still die off long before the first year is up but with spikes in activity whenever a character drops. There’s also the fact that none of the unknown characters are going to bring in as many people as Miku or Joker (crying lesbians included).
>>720745391
>>720746278MY FUARKING KWEEN
>>720745885this
>>720746210>people find the stupid cow funny?Rude to talk about your mother that way.
>>720737645>”or uh, what if you want to roam around in the open road?”>shows a fucking cowOk, that was genuinely brutal.
>>720746210I liked Piranha Plant in Smash outside of ironic memeshit because its moveset/execution was clever and creative.
>>720745651unironically will start to be forgotten in a month. season pass buyers are going to try to keep it alive for more than that but it will hardly pass the 3 months mark before it's forgotten.
>>720746239>Snoys: Hated for being obnoxious>PCsnoys: Hated for being obnoxious>Sonic: Hated for having different opinions and not agreeing with each other on anything due to the million different versions of Sonic that existThey are not remotely the same
>>720738892No worries this sonic game will have even worse player numbers.
>>720743902they learned from that mistakethe blacks had a contract that forced them to appear in 3 so they appeared in a quick and funny way
>>720746274CTRNF died because it didn't have crossplay and there was an insanely huge skill gaps between 40 year old dadgamers playing out of nostalgia and NEETs
>>720737645Open world does indeed suck
Can Nintendo even salvage Mario Kart World at this point?
>>720745885that commercial is poking fun at themselves as much as it is at nintendo
>>720746273Not even in a million years
Transformed still has a microscopic Steam player base 12 years later without crossplay. Crossworlds will be fine.
>>720746387Nintendo is dominating the entire industry, snoy. Keep laughing though.
>>720744075It is funny seeing Nintendo seemingly wanting to speedrun becoming the most hated company in the entire gaming industry. Wouldn't surprise me if they put lootboxes in their games eventually.
>>720745885it's a joke, assblasted tendies are just retarded
>>720746521If they revert the patch, i guess?The open world will still be pointless though but at least people would be able to race normally.
It's cool and all but we all know the game is gonna be played for like 2 weeks and then forgotten inmediatly, sonic doesn't have the star power of mario anymore, also the price is not helping them.
>>720746210Piranha Plant was always dumb and I was pissed when it got announced after a massacre of character deconfirmations.People only loved it and mocked you for being salty because they worship Sakurai.
>>720746521They can but why would they bother? they already made bank
>>720746457Hate is a strong word. Sonic fans aren't really hated, people just mock them for being autistic, degenerate freaks.
>>720745579>take a sip of beer when someone mentions snoyThis alone will kill you
>>720746659>>720746447>>720746274>>720745708JAI HIND!
>>720746659So it'll outlast World.
>>720746483Both betas had 1 million players each
>>720746775goddamn, anon
>>720746521>add a dedicated 3 lap mode>add 200CCThat's literally it. For most people, just the first thing is all they need. It's genuinely just stubbornness at this point.
dunno, what they show about the game doesn't really sell it imo It's slow and empty.
>>720745579>>take a shot if Palworld wins the lawsuitYou don't have to worry about that one because it's never happening outside of a snoy's fantasy.
>>720746679I don’t necessarily mind joke characters since they’re common to put in fighting games but he didn’t even pick a good Mario enemy to put in the roster.Why not Shy Guy, Dry Bones or a Boo? A literal potted plant is fucking lame.
>sis just join the discord group if you want to play BRAND NEW MARIO KART ON THE BRAND NEW NINTENDO CONSOLEFucking LOL!
>>720746629>It is funny seeing Nintendo seemingly wanting to speedrun becoming the most hated company in the entire gaming industryDon't get lost in the echo chamber
anon >>720746771 confirmed for one of the season pass buyers that will keep shilling it for 3 months lmao
Wow uh, lots of flame wars going on in this thread.Moderators can you lock this thread?
>>720746970Play the free demo on Wednesday, use dynamic camera and that helps, game is actually pretty fast and we still don't even have access to the highest speed
>>720746278Omg migu
>>720746775>>720746912XDXDd UPVOTED MY FELLOW SNOY SAMEFAG!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>720737645This game is never going to overtake Nintendo with the casual market. It will never be more popular than MKW.>butIt won't. /v/ needs to internalize that some franchises (e.g. Nintendo, GTA, CoD, Madden/FIFA) are past a threshold of mainstream penetration that they can't be unseated within a single generation.Now what it might be able to do is sheer off the competitive scene and build from there. But if you're expecting to outright beat Nintendo, prepare to be disappointed.
>>720746629...and then you wake up.
>>720739252I mean, all it would take is for Nintendo to swallow their pride and stop forcing people to do intermissions online and re-balance items. If SEGA wants to keep the goodwill and momentum of Crossworlds then they need to work hard, listen to the fans and keep themselves in-check with MTX.
>>720747009>>720747085>instant seethe replieslmao
>>720747009Tendies being desperate for ancient Wii games is telling.
>>720743120No it was perfect from a business perspective. Illumination pumps out slop that sells like hot cakes, Nintendo has brain dead fans that would watch anything as long as they could point at the screen and recognize the references.
>>720746037Then why call them "Standard Credits" and not "Credits"
>>720743409>minor DMA feature>minorAll your interesting graphical tricks relied on it. Anything Mode 7 on the SNES also used mid frame DMA. It's not a "minor" feature.
>>720747224unironically this
>>720747009New console so dead people are buying 20 year old games for it.
New sega ceo is behind this.He's the psone guy after all.
>Sega is back at doing "Genesis does" commercialsAnd that is how you know they are desperateBut schizos on /v/ and social media swore Nintendo was not competing with anyone
>thread is about a Sonic racing game ad>ctrl+F "snoy" 33 resultsUnironically, what causes this?
>>720737645Kind of weak to go>We all know THAT kart racing game. It's great! We don't need to show it to you.when the OG commercial had the balls to both directly show Super Mario Kart and mock it without prefacing the mocking with "haha it's great tho we're just goofing around".
>>720738889>they put the fucking cow in I didn't catch that my first time lmao.
>>720747537Nintendfags have brainrot.
>>720746501This also no PC port and the online was kinda ass
>>720747225Why would it be in the options menu and not a separate option on the main menu? Every racing game gives you the option to rewatch the credits themselves
Sega won.
>>720747541You're not allowed to publicly wrongthink against Nintendo in current year. They're probably drafting a lawsuit already despite the protective measures Sega took for this.
>>720747640>no pc portThis is still the most baffling one.
>>720747537Tendies are the most tribalistic retards on the planet and have a mental breakdown at the thought of a Nintendo game having some competition.
>>720737645>>720738413Based.Sega does what Nintendon't.Sonic kart game is gonna DESTROY mario kart open shitworld.
>>720737645Holy Fucking Kino
>>720744805This much profit and they still use black screen transitions that could have been a quick and easy animation instead
>>720746274>If it’s anything like CTRNF, it’ll still die off long before the first year is up but with spikes in activity whenever a character drops…but enough about MKW
>>720747127Well yeah, you have been having that tantrum out of thin air for hours now
>>720746493That seems like a mistake normal people don't need to learn fromWhat the fuck is wrong with studio execs thinking that a movie about Sonic should have that shit?
>>720742965Despite all the success this movie had fans still got mad that the critics didn't like this mediocre movie.
>>720747045>ad is bad>JUST REDEEM THE DEMO SARR
>>720747537Snoy means "heretic"
>>720748067suited execs are infamously out of touch especially when dealing with video game IPs
>>720747739NF is a GAAS, they believe that if its on PC they would lose Microtransaction sales because LOL PIRACY.
Nintendo is gay and makes shit games
>>720745474kek
>>720748034>literally my 2nd post in this threadAnd incredibly fittingly you self report as seething with this massive projection. How long have you been replying to posts in this thread?
>>720737645It's no Garfield Kart 2.
>>720748190This but Sonic
>>720748190>Sega, Snoy, and Valve are gay and make shit gamesFixed that for you.
>>720747224Not even talking from a Nintendo standpoint, but this is true. The Minions shit is Illumination's "We need to make money" movies, they then use that money to get big names for their other movies, I just wish that money went to some original stuff, something to break the mold, which might be coming with their "Big Tree" movie, an idea they got from Steven Spielberg and Chris Meledandri.
Preordered SoNIG Racism Iron Crossworlds
>>720746916this. they really dont need to add extra content yet, they could have started with a simple patch and announce it on the direct, but they didnt.they just believe the game is ok as it is when obviously its not. they could also add a way to unlock the mooks via challenge races in the open world too, like Red P-switches or something the like.
>>720748350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
>>720738889Mariosisters our... response?
>>720747673Chad Nintendo and Virgin Sega
>>720748124>Tell you to actually play the game and try it yourself since it has a free demo for anyone on the fence and ads can be misleading>Screech about itOkay then
>>720746987IMPOSSIBLE EDITION>take a sip every time this samefag replies to you in a thread
Wow and actual crossworlds threads and not comic faggots fighting.
Miku is in Sonic Crossworlds and is getting 5 music tracks for the game's Jukebox, Sonic wins.
>>720748490instead it's console faggots fighting, not much better
Sonic games are best played on PC.
>>720748541We won Sonic bros
>>720748541cute butt
>>720746987It's incredibly funny how Tendies have just lumped Sony fanboys and Palword into one group despite the 2 having absolutely fucking nothing to do with each other since 99.999999% of Palworld players are on PC. Well we all know why they're doing it but it's funny nonetheless.
just over a week till blaze's game
>>720748490There was a thread and it was IDW shit in the OP, thread died immediately when this ad came out.
>>720746916This pretty much but I doubt we'll see any sort of fix anytime soon due to their pride and they've admitted that they cover their ears and drown out any criticism like babies.
>>720748428Shits not looking good
Every bit of gameplay I’ve seen of Crossworlds seems terrible. Is this a case of a game just playing better than it looks?
Sega acting retarded again
>>720748764you have any proof for the last part?
>>720738413soul>>720737645soulless
>>720748490>an actual crossworlds thread>nothing but "tendie," "snoy," "palworld," "mario"this is not better bro
>>720739252It would be hilarious though sales wise MKW will always do better. In people's minds, yeah Crossworlds would be see as the better game. They would have had a shot though it Crossworlds was $60 and not $70
>>720748583Its video games at least. I'll take that over secondaries crying about stupid shit any day
>>720748869No this is what Sega looks like when they act retarded https://youtu.be/dNZhPfROwsg
>>720748819Yes, just try the demo on Wednesday and see for yourself, most people enjoyed the open beta
>>720746708No, they mock them for not agreeing with each other. The autistic/DeviantArt crowd isn't a thing anymore
>>720748994I'm not most people
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds has 200cc. Mario Kart World doesn't
>>720743592>This garbage is the next Palworld.So a massive success that shows up nintendo's incompetence and makes them seethe for years to devoting their entire time to patenting everything in a desperate attempt to crush what could be major competitor in the future?
>>720749053Sex
>>720749053I'm buying this game for Miku but have quite literally never played a MK game in my life so I have absolutely no clue what the fuck a 200cc is.
>>720737645While Sega generally has no room to talk, they are right to shit on MKW. Open world slop for 80 bucks, with the fewest total tracks in the series since DD over 2 decades ago. Piece of shit game.
>>720748871There was an article about it but I don't have it on hand and Google sucks ass for finding shit
>>720744592You mean Superstars, right? Nta and I got my grievances with the game, but it sold well, as shown by the leaked data.
>>720748982I'm glad this era of Sonic is over. We just need to remove Ian Flynn and everything will be perfect.
>>720749173Worldbabs don't either so look forward to it
>>720739372I always make jokes about nintendo fans being babies but these threads always have the most number of posts that seem like they were written by actual infants and they're always pro nintendo
>>720749041Then decide it for yourself? They're literally giving you the option to play the game and try it, I'm just saying that a lot of people also like it and you might too
>>720748982>The CompletionistOh no this hasn't aged well...
>>720748871https://www.gonintendo.com/contents/49677-former-nintendo-employees-say-nintendo-s-strategy-with-backlash-99-of-the-time-is-do>Nintendo made a decision that they were not going to engage on these topics. (This) is very much in line with what they have always done, which is just sit it out.>>720749195Yeah, Google buried this shit pretty decently. I remember being able to find it easily a couple months ago.
>>720749173>50CCVery Slow, for first timers and children>100 CCReduced Speed, still for beginners>150CCRegular Speed, the standard>200CCUnreasonably fast, technically like 450CC if going by actual numbers, a fun shakeup for people used to the genre
>>720749069No, a failed piece of shit that dies within a month that you snoys desperately try to shill because it rode off anti-Nintendo propaganda.
>>720746659If it has the singleplayer content of transformed then I'll definitely be playing it for a month or two
>>720749202>TSR sold 3.5+mln copiesBut it barely got to 1k concurrent players on Steam. Is PC really that irrelevant for the genre?
>>720749069>what could be major competitor in the future?lmao!>BUT MUH GRAFIX!yeah yeah enjoy
>>720749390>spreading their ass open to a guy known for shitting on Sonic constantly and inviting him over to fuck around with Jun SenoueALL OF IT AGED LIKE SHIT
>>720748647>add a loli>company and the franchise both got saved
>>720749648People really need to stop treating concurrent players like it's a valuable metric to judge sales.
>>720746210Cow is funny, the only people that hate her are the giga autismos that want to play as Geno or some other niche RPG character.
>>720749648This is what the open beta had, despite 1 million players combined.
>>720749876Mariosisters... Even trannies are making fun of us...
>>720749856>0 users right nowit's so over...
>>720737645>Sega to Nintendo rn
>>720750080
>>720749876>About to finish in 1st place>Get blue shelled>its actually the cops
>>720750146That's what Sega is doing right now
>>720737645SOUL?In my ads??
>>720748819It really is one of those cases. Since this games announcement I have been shitting on how bad and boring it looks, for some reason watching video gameplay of it feels cheap and shitty. I finally tried the beta a few weeks ago and did a complete 180 on it, now it's all I can think about. When it's in your hands it looks and plays better than the trailers give it credit for. So I would give the demo a shot you may be pleasantly suprised.
>>720750376Dynamic camera should be default.
>>720750191KEKW Mama Mia
>>720749825YABBA DABBA WAHOOOOOOO
>>720750428I made sure to say this in my survey but I won't be shocked if I have to turn it on in the options myself
>>720744592because its only a little better than wonder
>>720750428>Dynamic Camera? Check>Motion Blur? Off>Accelerate on R2 instead of default? CheckYep, it's gaming time..
Garfield Kart will mog both
>>720749540>>720749654>seethingThat scared and insecure of a little competition?
>>720746775Was the patch that fucked over MKW Worldwides really only two weeks after launch? I remember it being longer
>>720750204Sure bud, keep telling yourself that. Let me guess all those seething posts in this thread are just a falseflag right?
Nintendo must PERISH
>>720750778Nah, as long as emulators still exist Nintendo can keep going
>>720750778nintendo truly hurt those faggots lmao
>>720750904>another zoomie spoiled by how quickly the switch was jailbrokenlmao are you in for shock
>>720750778I wonder how these people react when the other next gen systems come out and have the same high, or higher pricing.
>>720737645Haha! I remember that commercial!
>>720750428This and also steering sensitivity at 8
>>720751183>other next gen systemsSwitch 2 is current gen, seeing as it is less powerful than the current consoles on the market.
>>720751183People already complained about the PS5 pro cost and Microsoft raising the price on older models. Stop being a bitch.
>>720751335Fine call them new or replacement systems or whatever, the question still stands.
>>720750080Sonic trying to make fun or punch up to mario is always a pitiful attempt for the hog. He's lucky Mario isn't the type to punch down.
>>720739094I'm tired of this world Donny.
>>720742781Sonic x Shadow was my goty last year
>>720743163OoT is.
>>720751179It's inevitable, anon.I still use my hacked Wii U and 3DS to this day. I can wait.
>>720751490the sad fact is mario games are actually getting objectively worse than budget sonic titles
>>720750778I don't know what's worse, AIslop Mario or sad mario jpg
>>720746916so the major problem with MKW really is that players are just impatients and can't wait for next updates/dlcs without losing their minds? do you guys really believe that anyone can create or add new modes in 2-3 month without breaking the entire game? >but nintendo si rich and ca-Bro, we live in a world that devs literally take more than 6 months to add a fucking photo mode or NG+ to their games. That's how much work you have to do to not fully break it with a rushed update.
>>720741432Mario got cucked by a dinosaur.
>>720749813It's because she's teh Rei.
So the game will be alive for at least two whole weeks?
>>720751757>budget sonic titlesRedundant wording
>>720751954Yeah!
>>720751828if mkws design wasnt fundamentally flawed this wouldnt be a problem since there would be twice as many real tracks, none of the garbage filler, and people wouldnt need to wait for a patch to fix online because if all the tracks are good then no one would have a problem
>>720751757>the sad fact is mario games are actually getting objectively worse than budget sonic titlesThis is delusion. Even the latest Mario Party beat out the new Shadow game, in sales and scores.
>>720751335>the next generation only starts when sony/ms releases their systemand this is a cope.
>>720752091Nintendo has been a generation behind since the Wii, simple as.
>>720751670Then keep waiting
>>720737645An ad with soul in 2025? WTF?
>>720752063>SEGA doesn't buy reviewsyou dont say
>>720751828People would likely be more patient if the capability to do so (even if jank and, as demonstrated, unintentional) wasn't ripped away from them in a patch a month or however long after the game launched.
>>720751828200cc is one thing but adding the option to filter out intermissions shouldn’t be that time consuming.
>>720752191>It's bought when it's lower, it's "PEAK THAT'S MY GOAT" when it's higherSega deflection.
>>720752063newfag doesnt know about the nintendo bonus
>>720739663Correction will sell best on a Nintendo platform but nowhere near as much as World or MK8.
>>720752276>nintendo bonus>snoy tier retardation
>>720752276>>720752350>Ubisoft Game has dull, lifeless world with shitty towers everywhere>6.5/10 it sucks>Nintendo game has a dull lifeless world with shitty towers everywhere>10/10 masterpiece
>>720752350
>>720752350You don't need to defend Nintendo they'll be fine
>>720752460Sonic Frontiers
Reminder nobody here can afford a Switch 2
>>720752548has a 7/10 on metacritic
>>720752495Was that review written by the same person?
>>720752276MKW doesn't have a "nintendo bonus" or whatever the next cope is because of intermissions even fucking over fans and still beat SXSG by 6 points
If I played more I would've gotten into Legend...
>>720752706like your mom
>>720752728And here comes the cope...
>>720752728nope
Breath of the Wild would have gotten a 7/10 without the Zelda Branding
>>720752760I made it to A- before the beta ended, I sweat a bunch on the last day before I had to leave for work
>>720752914if you want a fair review of BoTW, just look at the reviews for Banjo Nuts and Bolts
>>720752760I played way, way more during the Festival than the regular races. Tailoring your gameplay to alternate playstyles (while still trying to get first) was fun as fuck, I wish the whole online was like the festival honestly.
>>720737645perfect exampleOld reliable running whenever you wantvsNeeds an engine rebuild after each usage
>>720753173Use whenevervsOnce in a lifetime it really is like the games, we'll play mario kart forever because it's good and only once play Sonic shartworlds
>>720753157Thankfully you'll be able to do all of the Festival game modes whenever you want, even by yourself
>>720747537Like what the others said, but I'm also guessing they use snoy becasue since like Sonic Unleashed, Sonic games have ran much better and/or looked better on Sony systems than Nintendo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mgN2UnFpUc
>>720753317Nobody is going to play triple team tap lmao
>>720753370Sonic Unleashed runs better on the Xbox.The Wii version of Sonic Unleashed is just a different game entirely.
>>720753370>Sonic Heroes
>>720737645>they paid 500 dollars to drive in a straight line
>>720751878>headcanon against Mario while the thing you're replying to is official to Sonic
>>720738901Nintendo is extremely jewish so SEGA doesn't wanna risk getting sued.
Mariobros...
>>720743592>crossplay>get to race on actual tracks in online matchmaking>post launch content and events>devs actually care about fan feedback unlike nintendontLuckily for you crossworlds is coming for switch 1 and poo.
can we go back to calling whisper fat
>>720754371>>>/vg/sthg
>>720754371Are you upset people are actually engaging in a thread, tranny? :(
>>720741585>developers would be forced to innovate>double jump would never be seen in a metroidvaniafuck I wish they succeeded
>>720743592>Sales = Qualitythis has never been true
>>720750480GRAND DAD
>>720749813Belle doesn't care about Eggman tho.
>>720749856damn... I can't believe a console game only had 18k pc players.... :(
>>720755594That's absolutely not true
Would Nintendo be petty enough to take this personally against Nintendo and actually hold a grudge against them?
>>720752063Dreams is easily the best of the bunch, just show how ratings are retarded.
It'll be funny when this game doesn't get even 10% of MKW sales in the end.
>>720755793>Would Nintendo be petty enough to take this personally against NintendoYes, Damn Nintendo, they ruined Nintendo.
>>720755748She cares about Mr. Tinker
>>720755928:(
>>720741943>We didn’t get DLC or Updates in the last DirectI seriously don't understand how hard they fumbled this. Not even a "hey btw we got dlc for mario kart world coming up" but they shadowdrop a DK Island DLC for bananza like it's nothing
Console fagging sucks but I'll dunk on Mario any day for my boy Sonic, fuck that fat plumber
>>720739265lost the battle, won the war
>>720738604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8
>>720737645Still lost the console war pathetically and nothing will change that.
UH OH tendie melty
>>720756571sega literally lost the console wars though, this is just a side game kart battle where the opponent actively shot theirself in the foot at the right time just enough for this
>>720737645Is he saying "nigga" at the end?
>>720756962this lmaoBunch of clowns here acting like winners after all that shit lol
>>720756962>>720757039CULTURE war retardsnow go preorder some more cardboard>>720757115yes
>>720756824Sonyfags and Xboxfags will never know what a real console war looks like.
>>720757039The Intermission update that soon after release gave all other kart racers a huge chance to capitalize.
>$90 gameshan't be buying
>>720742983>>720745489>tendie shitchfag having a meltdown over sega clowning on themHAHAHAHAHHA
>>720757292>CULTURE war retardsKirby's winning that. The blue rat is still shoving day 1 90 dollar dlc in throats.
>>720756153At the end of the day, Mario Kart will still be an evergreen title. They probably aren’t going to show DLC until after the holiday season as to not take attention away from Kirby.
>>720757292Ah yes culture because sonic is such a cultural icon lmaoRemind me who's more well known mario who constantly gets good shit or some blue rat who got like a decade of mediocrity?
>>720737645>They even said the old ''SEGA!'' scream at the endSOVL
>>720752063>most reviewedas opposed to best reviewed?
Sonic Won
>>720757358>of course half the posts are by the pedo macaco
>entire thread consists of nintendietards utterly seething Why?
>>720744951Sega doesn't even get to blame Sony, as pretty much all of the damage was self-inflicted. Even the $299 mic drop at E3 1995 was more of a showcase of how delusional Sega was than Sony doing anything unfair.
>>720757408>Kirby'sHe's a literally who. Only video game nerds know Kirby.If he were an icon he'd be on this list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises
>>720758057shitch poo lost and got raped and they are crying about no games
>>720758057there is no famitsu thread to contain these bootlicking freaks up today
The best sega can deliver in 2025 is a mario kart copy or some dlc forva 10 year old like shadow generationsLike this is all they do lolThey have no right to feel superior considering these circumstances
>no we cant joke about nintendo ever, we can only fellate it with the utmost seriousness or we need to shit our pants and seethe in the threadjoyless faggots lol
It still won't matter anyways. The Mickeyfied Plumber and that Blue Rat will still both job to the Pink Devil.
>>720757493>mario who constantly gets good shitbecause they take very little risks and have a fanbase happy to consume the same game repackaged to them ad infinitumsonic's worst titles still took big risks and have good ideas buried beneath, mario's worst don't even have that
>someone makes a light jab at Nintendo>IT MUST BE THE SNOYS>it isn't >it's for a game also releasing on the Switch>WELL SONIC WILL NEVER SELL AS GOOD AS MARIOHoly shit. That last Direct really mindbroke these fuckers.
>>720737645HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GET FUCKED SHITENDO!
>shitch shitch shitch shitch shitch shitch shitch shitcho look who's back after his melty
>>720758489kirby hasnt had a good game since dream coarse
>>720756962Oh no not the console war from 35 years ago....
>>720759368That last Nintendo Direct was fucking egregious
>>720758489No one played Air Ride for the racing.
>>720738314>N-Nintendo sh-should sue them!HEHEHEHHEHEHEH KEKTENDOFAGS STAY LOSING! Enjoy your $450 brick!
>>720758197>>720758304You lost Eric
>>720739097>next smash brosLMFAAAOO!!!
>>720739252I hope Sega wins because it will allow them to revive Riders with the Crossworld mechanic and better tutorials.
>>720743592Pokemon sells billions. It doesn't mean the games are good, too.
>>720759846kys arin
>>720746775Damn nigga
Sega has no made a single good game in the last 20 years, and that includes all the Atlus stuff
>>720737645jejSega has good shitposting when they're confident
>>720737645Tendies told me the only person who hates nintendo is eric?Does that mean eric took over sega? Is eric that powerful?
>>720760316>ESL>terminal shit tasteYep, checks out
>>720742965Exactly this. People still talk about the Sonic Movies. No one talks about Mario unless its to compare it to the Sonic movies despite Mario making more money.
>>720743746Mario movie was culturally irrelevent. Doesn't matter that it made more. It was slop and everyone forgot about it after a month.
>Sonic Crossworlds Racing has Hatsune Miku >Mario Kart World doesn'tSonic wins.
Mario is the larger intellectual property therefore it must be good.There are no big intellectual properties that are bad
80 dollar game vs 90 dollar game
>>720743171Most Sonicchads are PCchads with some in Nintendo and Sony.
>>720760068Yes they are. Seethe harder about them>>720760120Kill yourself macaco>>720760749Cope. It was on theathers for months
>>720760515Eric works for the CIA, Valve, Sony, Pocket Pair, Team Cherry, and Sega. He's also a janny.
>>720760971He is better than Sonic macaco
>>720743493>Nintendo patents Kart Racing>Sonic just starts making RIders games againWe still win in the end.
>>720761103I agree as he is the larger intellectual property that means everything Mario does is of the highest quality, just like Disney and Star Wars.
>>720761014>It was on theathers for monthsAnd yet nobody talked about it after 2 months
>>720747537it's a schizo attaching "snoy" to the end of every word while pretending to be a tendie and samefagging for hours on end
Not this time, Mariobros. Not this time.
>>720760515>eric secretly took over nintendoonly eric would OK something as stupid as virtual boy NSO in order to deliberately sabotage the company in and out>>720743746>an entire heartwarming trilogy and knuckles vs a discount pixar script featuring emasculated white man and grilboss mary sue with its second only just now being announced
>>720761190>first was one month>now it's twoKek buckbroken
who the fuck is eric
>>720738962
>>720761435>>720761435>>720761435GEDDIN
>>720761424hi eric
The thread is on bump limit. You can stop samefagging brazilian retard
>>720761202Should filter snoy to mario enjoyer or some shit
>>720744592>>720749648>>720749856People really have to realize that Steam numbers don't equate to total numbers. While you can get better performance on a PC, most people are more than likely to play games on a console for convenience. So if you ever see a game get big numbers on Steam, remember that those numbers are most likely MULTIPLE times larger on consoles.
>>720737645How do you get that accessory at the front for the pipe frame?
>>720761393Tendies were buckbroken by this commercial lol
>>720762712No they didn't Eric
>>720758153Kirby mainline outsold Sonic mainline with ease recently.
