>zoomers are nostalgic for phone crap
Millennialfags had worse mobile sloppa though
If you remember the world before the iphone you have a soul, if you don't you were born a goycattle zombie (it's not your fault)
/vmg/ is dead as fuck BTW>inb4 what does a mobile game board made in 2020 have to do with zoomersLook up this article.
>>721075569The iPhone was released when I was 4 I don’t remember shit about those days
>>7210753172010's where the worst times of all
>>721075618If Disney wants to appeal to zoomers they can just use their franchises that zoomstains grew up with. Making an original IP isn't going to work.Shitllennials are infinitely more profitable for them though, there's a reason why every Disney adult is from that generation.
Imagine literally growing up playing phone games lmao.
>>721075317java phones had fun games
>>721076043>tfw my grandma was a disney adult from the 1930s
Millennials>haha phone games bad teeheeAlso Millennials>OMG NEWGROUNDS GAMES WERE MY CHILDHOOD
>>721076375i don't get what you're saying
>>721076375Only poor people played Flash games as children.
>>721075317Ok but jetpack joyride was pretty bussing no cap
bruh id rather talk to a cosmic brownie jetpack joyride chad over a nintendo millennial or playstation fanboy that buys garbage like borderlands and last of us
>>721075317>cosmic browniesthose be slappin fr fr no cap on god
>>721075317i was born in 2001 and i can only relate to the jetpack ios game
>>721076536poor people don't have internet access and a computer
old men
>>721075317gangnam style is kino though
>>721075317early phone apps were fun because they were a noveltyalso the best versions of sonic 1, 2 and cd are the mobile ports so
zoomerGOD hereI played Java games, Windows Mobile Standard (non-touchscreen/qwerty phone) games, Android games, Ios games, and even blackberry games.
>>721075618They need to move all the gacha threads from /vg/ to /vmg/ because they ruin the board.
>>721075963No, 2003-2010 was way worse. That was the "hardcore gritty" desert combat saddam hussein brown era, where all the military games were all brown as fucking hell and all looked the exact same.
>>721075556I'm sorry but these were soul
>>721075317Is this really worse than the guy who makes mass effect and batman threads every day
>>721077760You're never going to own a house lmao
>>721078104okay milenitroon your worse than boomer. even gen X look down on you baka my head bro
>>721075317January 2001 here, been posting on 4chan since I was 12, you’re welcome, anyways:>PewdiepieNever watched>”I don’t remember 9/11”My year 9 Geography teacher made us watch the entirety of the crash footage for one class.>Jetpack JoyrideOnly played it on my VITA>Clash of ClansOther fags in my class played it, I didn’t have a iPod until Year 7.>Flappy BirdYeah that was everywhere.>those gay wrist bandsI saw the local news talk about that fad>Imagine Dragons Yep, everyone liked that, except me>Cosmic BrowniesIt was Bear Paws.>Gangnam StyleYep, don’t forgot What Does The Fox Say for the obnoxious music category.>3DSI was the only 2001 zoomer that had one in my pre-HS classes actually>Xbox 360Being a PS3 kid was painful>Disney ChannelYep>NinjagoNope.>MinecraftI still haven’t played it.>bussinI have never heard anyone say this
>>721078330This isn't tuff unc
Zoomers missed out on Gameloft and other java mobile kino
Literally me. This was unreal tournament for me and my friends at the playground.
>>721076043>there's a reason why every Disney adult is from that generation.That's because the 90s was the Disney renaissance and the 2000s was the Pixar golden age. They can bank on that nostalgia because they were actually making good movies back then. Now it's all live action remakes and Calarts slop, I can't name a single Disney or Pixar movie made after 2015.
now this is podracing
>>721078330You sound unc lol kwab
>>721075556ytmnd thought this was the funniest shit ever
>>721075317who the fuck has nostalgia for shoes???
>this shit be bussing fr no cap ong
>>721075556THE WRIST GAAAAAAAME
>>721079117millennials apparently
>>721079117The most womanly generation.
>>721075317i was born in 2000 and not gonna lie a small part of me does miss silly bands
>>721079229DOUGFASTER
>>721075317They can't be, their entire childhood is fucking garbage and running on fumes of the GREATEST culture to ever exist after the 50s. The 80s and 90s.
>>721080427>and 90sThe 90s was terrible for culture. Literally all there is to cling to from that era is the very short-lived rise of "alternative rock" and that's it.
>>721080427>Grew up with actual games, the best there ever was>Still fall for gacha sloppaEmbarrassing
>>721080718>a not zoomtard playing phone games 100% ignoring work
>>721080427>GREATEST culture to ever exist after the 50s. The 80s and 90s.The Roaring 20’s was the best zoomer baby.
>>721078752Join the discord and get destroyed by vets
>>721076375yes, phone games are just designed to be slop that showers you with ads. newgrounds games were generally made by passionate people who just wanted others to have fun.
We were all damaged by consumerism. Zoomer brainrot is just another variation of the plague that inflicts us all.
>>721075317Zoomers aren't humans bunch of NPCs
>>721081273>there are people on /v/ right now born after 1890>complaining about games>never played the OG
>>721080708you are crazy tons of good movies/tv shows/music/games that were fantastic >>721080427is right 2000s and 2010s was just living off the fumes of that and it was largely dead by the late 2000s and replaced by 3rd world immigrants. 80s/90s were when technology was at a point weird people could actually make interesting stuff and big companies were taking risks on actual creators, 2000s all the small people got crushed and brought into the machine and 2010s there was basically basically nothing
>>721081273Yep the 20s slapped
>>721082057>you are crazy tons of good movies/tv showsNo, there wasn't. Most 90s shit has not stood the test of time at all. It's so pathetic to see old fucks desperately cling to shows like The X-Files and Friends and movies like Pulp Fiction and Heat as being amazing shit when they really do not hold up at all. Most of the actual decent shit of the 90s were carry overs from the 80s. Good stuff that actually came from the 90s itself is few and far between.
>>721075317why have they made every year for this meme except for 2000 kids?are we just forgotten?
>>721082667Here's one.
>>721081739I only know what these are because of Tales of Symphoniat. 02 Zoomer
The 60s were far and away the best decadeI was born in 2000 though but I know I'm right
>>721083061it's funny how 2000 and 2001 differ so much just by a year.
>>721075317I'm not a Zoomer, and I knew nothing about 9/11 for a while after despite people loving to self-insert there as if they were heroes or protagonists. It's not even our goddamn country.
>>721082548>xfiles doesn't hold upsorry you are retarded and your opinion is disqualified!have some more tv:Twin Peaks, Babylon 5, Deep Space Nine, Oz, Stargate SG-1, Sopranos, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Yu Yu Hakusho, Lain, The Wire, Freaks and Geeks, Farscape, Sliders, Lexx, Spaced, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Johnathan Creek, Brass Eye, The Day Todaytons of good movies too some directors doing their best work:Takeshi Kitano, Wong Kar-wai, Terrence Malick, Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, or some more popular ones like David Fincher, Spike Jonze, Satoshi Kon stuff, Paul Thomas Anderson, best Coen brothers stuff, Paul Verhoven, Sam Raimi, Tim burton, Spielberg, ScorseseOr games is probably the easiest one:Silent Hill, System Shock, Thief, Deus Ex, Half Life, Quake, Unreal, Fallout, Baldurs gate, Chrono trigger, MGS, Resident evil, earthbound, the best zelda games (lttp and others), Doom, Super Metroid etchonestly basically every series/studio started in the 90s or 80s For music:Basically was the completion of the independent scenes that started in the 80s. Electronic, indie, alternative, rap, industrial literally every genre was at it's peak in the 90s and has only gone down hill since. This is specifically like tracable to as I said>in the 80s lots of independent people making music/their own records>in the 90s record labels threw money at them and lead to a ton of good music>towards the end of the 90s/2000s it becomes institutionalized and everything digitally recorded and refined to the point it loses all sovland it's basically been shit ever since except more obscure stuffthe 80s/90s together were basically the peak of our culture before we had mass immigration and financialization of everything which killed it. The stuff from the 80s meant studios were throwing money at people in the 90s so we got a ton of crazy good stuff we would only ever get then.https://youtu.be/HfHphm7Fwu8
>>721076484He thinks those syphoned cash from you.
>>721083907The reason why people would be worried about 9/11 outside of the US is the fear of another world war. You have to remember that the could war had only ended for about a decade or so. People were terrified of that all song and dance restarting all over the world.
>>721076375Newgrounds sucked cock
>>721075317'02 zoomer here, this does not represent me in the slightest and I wish to inform you that you OP that you are a fag
>>721075556that's gen X, millenialfag mobile is GameBoy (OG)
>>721085285you could also see badly drawn cocks getting sucked
who isn't?
>>721075317i don't act like this
>>721075317Soillineals be like:>We're the illegal aliens>We're the "refugees">We walk among you>We're right behind you>Your time is past>Your kind won't last>You're past due>We are superior to you>We will replace youbut zoomers are so bad tho!!!!
>>721075317>2012 was a simpler timeI agree with the zoomers on this matter. The world in general was a simpler time before occupy wall street happened and the jews successfully turned our anger away from them and against each other.
>>721086235zoomers be like>yus massah u can have it, it was never mine to begin with
>people 8 years younger than me are nostalgic for things they had in their childhood and now I'm upset>How could this be happening to me?
>>721075317i was born in 1995our culture was dogshit growing up after like 2001 lolzoomers are not people they are government drones honestly
>>721086428>something that really happened and had resources put into it's production.vs. >some headcannon you made up to fit your narrative.
>>721075569it is 100% their fault they are demonic entities that took over human bodies that got vaxxed into losing their spiritual defense
>>721075317i'm not ready to be in my mid 20's soon....
>>721075317Man I had heelys but the thing is that I got the wrong size and the only store that had them was in another town and so I never used them. Which is sad because I pretty much begged for them.I still feel bad about it.
>>721075317my younger brother was born in 1997 and he looks like this pic
These weren't new things, they just expanded on things millennials already enjoyed in their childhood. Zoomer identity is millennial lite.
>>721086801youre right brother, make sure to be drinking your mercury to keep satan from making you feel empathy
>>721078586nope
>>721086974What about Minecraft?
>>721080427
>>721075317>mfw just turned 30 and my hair looks like that Is it over?I thought the broccoli cut was what everyone was making fun of? I don't keep up with this shit. I only get my hair cut like twice a year.
>>721076921I miss this very early stage of mobile games when companies tried to get into it since it was a relatively new market, but before microtransactions became the norm and all mobile games turned into endless skinnerbox bullshit that wants you to grind daily and barrages you with ads and microtransactions.It was interesting seeing games experimenting with shitty controls and very limited hardware, especially during this extremely brief period between smartphones getting popular and the current mobile game formula getting discovered.
The Earliest Iphone was pretty limited unless you jailbroke it.
>>721077835That's by design dumb ass, they need to market to you. They're protected because they pay for it and spam the same shit every day. Subhuman niggers.
>>721079229What does the doug button do
>>721083924>Twin Peaks, Babylon 5, Deep Space Nine, Oz, Stargate SG-1, Sopranos, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Yu Yu Hakusho, Lain, The Wire, Freaks and Geeks, Farscape, Sliders, Lexx, Spaced, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Johnathan Creek, Brass Eye, The Day TodayYou fucking retard. Some of this shit is not from the 90s. Also, putting anime in your list doesn't help you case.>Takeshi Kitano, Wong Kar-wai, Terrence Malick, Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, or some more popular ones like David Fincher, Spike Jonze, Satoshi Kon stuff, Paul Thomas Anderson, best Coen brothers stuff, Paul Verhoven, Sam Raimi, Tim burton, Spielberg, ScorseseAgain, most of these people are not renown for their work in the 90s. Some are just overrated hacks.>Basically was the completion of the independent scenes that started in the 80sI'm not going to praise the 90s for the commercialization and death of 80s shit.
>>721087664same
>>721076375>No ads>Actual game structure not based around engagements>Fully free, no micro transactions >Unique gameplay concepts and fans trying to recreate concepts from classic video games all mixed togetherThe fact that you think they're remotely capable speaks to your lack of taste and worldly experience
>>721085285trve
>>721081586Ted almost became a tranny btw
OP can’t meme
>>721081538>my slop was passionate guiz!!!!Cope
>>721088789make a better list from the 00s or 10s please
>>721075317bro he's 24 now
>>721089310>make a better list from the 00sWell, half the shit he listed is 00s as much as 90s because they actually predate both eras. And some of it is is just 00s, e.g. The Wire, Spaced, Black Books, etc.
>>72107596320s are infinitely worse, makes me even nostalgic for 10s shit even though it clearly doesn't deserve it. Every year since 2020 was miserable, and 2021 was probably the single worst year in vidya history.
>>721089621Those had pilots in the 98/99 and spaced itself was aired in 99 and were a very small portion of that listgo ahead make a comprable list for the 80s 00s or 10s.80s will be comprable in terms of music and movies (shit tv and much less games though)00s will comparable or arguably better in terms of games but worse on everything else10s will just be total garbage
>>721077947I had the Shadow, Sonic and Tails ones
>>721075618>how do we appeal to men... without making something manly? we need to include women tooyjk it's going to flop
>>721075317What a cursed generation
>>721089869>80s will be comprable in terms of music and movies (shit tv and much less games though)>00s will comparable or arguably better in terms of games but worse on everything elseYou're retarded.Both the 90s and the 00s were largely just continuing shit that was started in the 80s. The 80s list would not be comparable. It would far exceed. 90s and 00s is the thing that is comparable. 10s is when shit started to get bad. 20s is when everything is complete trash.
>>721090635yet you are totally unable to provide examples to substantiate your claim
>>721090769I don't need to because the retard who posted the previous list already did it for me. He credited the 90s with shit that didn't happen in the 90s and also artists who started before the 90s and continued working after the 90s and into the 00s and beyond.
>>721078773It's also why Kingdom Hearts 3 sucks ass, and 4 is certain to as well.They've exhausted Disney's best IPs.
>>721087085Minecraft is millenialcore
>>721091464It was, until Microsoft bought it
>>721091464only java/moddedthe bedrock lootcrate scam servers are zoomer coded