CARDBOARD WON'T CUT IT THIS TIMEHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>721095624OOF
more like wii u 2.0. no third party support and no third party sales.
>>721095624Nintendo just fired hundreds of people... I'm sure it's nothing.
They fucked up with game key cards and not making it truly backwards compatible
>>721096353>>721095624
they should switch to selling game key cards that contain multiple smaller game key cards inside.
>>721095624>mfw I didn't buy a switch 2(bitch poo lol)
>>721095624>Spain
>>721095624star wars outlaws i understandit flopped even when the game was new... but daemon x machina? grim
>>721095624Wow, it's almost like game key-cards are a shit format no one likes.
People are so desperate to shit on Nintendo they have to pull Spain sales numbers?What's next, Nintendo Switch 2 flopping in Wisconsin, Miyamoto in shambles?
>>721096604>>SpainWhat?
>>721097192This. So much this.
>>721097192So TRUE fellow Bingtendiesister! Stay heckin' cute AND valid!!
>Release an expensive piece of hardware.>Up the price of all your games.>Charge more for ports than what they were originally priced at when first released.>Charge for a fucking tech demo.>Announce fuck all and expect mario kart to carry you through the year.>Skimp out on cartridges leaving thirdparty to either buy 16GB or 64GB, really just strong arming them into digital key cards>Hype up ports of fucking wii games and charge 40 dollars for themDespite all of this they still sell strong. I probably forgot something, but I really hope the switch 2 doesn't have legs. Fuck this shit.
>>721095624people buy nintendo to play the Mario, zelda, donkey kong, and the old games they already bought three times again.
>>721098006>Skimp out on cartridges leaving thirdparty to either buy 16GB or 64GB, really just strong arming them into digital key cardsThe third parties are the ones skimping out on proper cartridges because, one, this is the digital age and physical media is more expensive to produce, and two, the competing platforms has already rewarded said third parties for download code bullshit.
>>721095624Wii U 2. I just had 3 people return it at Wal-mart, all of them said that they didn't want to pay 80 dollars for games on top of more for DLC. It's over, people hit the breaking point. The shitiest direct imaginable caused the most hardcore tendies to stop.
>>721095624>Overpriced>Lack of first party games>No third party supportWii U all over again, and remember Wii U had a strong launch too. Didn't help it long term. Nintendo badly needs a steady stream of games for the console if it's going to survive which is why I'm stupefied why the line up is so sparse. There has been 8 years between Switch and Switch 2 and the Switch 2 was reputedly in development since 2019 so where the fuck are the games? There was almost nothing coming out on Switch for its last few years. They should have game after game ready to go for it and yet no mainline Mario, no teasing of the next Zelda, no Splatoon, no original IPs at all. What the fuck were they doing all this time?
>>721095624It's all due to key cards. I buy on my PS5 over my switch 2 because with PS5 I get a disc and the Switch 2 version is always a key card. If they are smart they will discontinue them.
>>721097026>but daemon x machina?The first one was terrible.That game had been given away (technically twice) and still nobody plays it or even discusses it. Even on /v/, where you'd expect some mechfags to be into it. It's a truly awful game.
>>721095624I know for a FACT that Outlaws sales figure is complete bull shit. Where do you schizos find this shit?
>>721098006>but I really hope the switch 2 doesn't have legs. Fuck this shitWhy? Playstation doesn't have any exclusives anymore, Xbox is dead. Only having to buy 1 console is based
>>721095624>Xbox capitulates>Sony capitulates>Nintendo wins the console warsoh wait it's the 2nd video game crash instead lmao
>>721095624go back
>>721096436>turbo-normalfag franchise sells more than a niche genre gameWOW
>>721097192The Spain thing is confusing to me. No one on this board has mentioned Spain before until the past few days. Spain is completely irrelevant to video games. An actual shithole.
>>721098310Idk from what I've read it has to do with the size nintendo offers on cartridges. I'll have to read into it to be sure.>>721098487Competition is good. If it's just nintendo they will just get greedier and greedier. I want the switch 2 to fail because nintendo is too comfortable right now.
>>721095624mech games have always sold poorlyarmored core 6 only did well because it's fromsoft and has high reputation, the other ac games sold poorly>outlawseveryone who wanted to play it already did so on other systems, also zoomers don't care for starwars>chronosok this is a decent comparisonbut people buy nintendo systems for nintendo games
>>721095624Good. Nintendo deserves to eat shit. Total console death.
How many months should we wait to confirm that it is a Wii U 2?
>>721095624Wha? You mean tendies didn't buy outlaws, they just used it to rabidly shitpost? Whaaat?
>>721095624Nintendo is waaaay too expensive for the average gamer, specially children and okasans that are not going to ruin their economy for Nintendo
>>721095624Seems like Nintendo right now is just okay coasting on their loyal whalebase. This is why they're ramping up all this nickel & diming shit, it's not supposed to appeal to the average person it just has to sell to the few loyal fans who willingly donate 2/3rd of their paychecks to Nintendo.
>>721098768>Competition is goodWhy do people keep saying this. All Sony/Xbox did was anti-consumer shit which to hurt the competition. Nintendo was the only one making great exclusives and they did that to win. At the end of the day competition only works for other shit, in entertainment what companies do 99% of the time is just dirty tricks to hurt the competition which does consumers no favors at all. Valve has practically a monopoly on PC gaming and all they're doing is skirting laws to do more gambling for kids lol. Disney has screwed over companies forever with all kinds of stuff, they never tried to fight fairly. It's just not how companies work.
the man who saved nintendo from criticism
>>721098317The difference is Wii U was a useful piece of hardware beyond games.>TV Remote (adjusting volume from your controller is a wonderful thing)>Competent and standard-compliant web browser from launch until updates stopped>YouTube, Crunchyroll, Netflix, Amazon Video>Video chat with friends>Free Online
>>721099013Dumbass tendie.
>>721098917You'll at least need year 1 Christmas sales
>>721096019?
>>721099226*sips nigger cum*I do hate the Nintendo.
>>721098917Anon, it's already sold half of the Wii U's lifetime sales.
[breaking news] nintendo fired its customer serveice in order to hire indianshttps://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-customer-support-concern-following-outsourcing-decision-ahead-of-switch-2s-first-holiday-season
God i fucking despise tendoids. truly a pathetic breed of individuals
>>721095624>Third parties>And some seriously shit games tooThis your first console generation?
>>721095624>star wars outlaws>600 unitsRIP nintendo
>>721097192>>721098626At least Wisconsin isn't run by communists.
>>721099409This is just extra funny since tendies were using outlaws to shitpost up a storm, but they don't even buy games, they only buy nintenslop that looks like the wii u could run them.
>>721095624I'll wait till end of year to determine how successful the switch 2 is. That's the rational position.
its a nintendo device, it will only take of when 3d mario and new zelda get announced
>>721099713Hard to say if that’ll even give a good idea since it’ll be the console’s first holiday season and Pokémon is getting a switch 2 bundle next month
If I were a third party dev I just wouldn't put my game on switch 2 desu
>>721095624Underpowered gimmicky console with no games isn't selling any games? What a surprise, what a shock, how unexpected!
>>721099538Anon, how else would you describe Tony Evers?
>>721098956>Nintendo is way too expensive>But Xbox and PlayStation are not too expensivelmaohttps://www.ign.com/articles/xbox-console-prices-are-going-up-in-the-usagain
>>721095624What am I looking at. This is a picture of text.
>>721100140you get way more bang for your buck techwise, that's the problemswitch 2 is both expensive and weak as shit
>>721100140Nintendo is so savvy and powerful that they don't even have to lower their prices, they just make Microsoft and Sony raise theirs so they can look cheaper by comparison
>>721097371The numbers in op's image are from Spain
>>721100196switch 2 is a portable system thoughever
>>721099494>in SpainWhy should I care?
>>721098626Spain is pretty commonly used as shitposting material. I think it was around 3-4 years ago there would be the Spain equivalent of famitsu threads
>>721095624This kills the Shitcher 2: Assassin's of Tendies.
Can anyone explain to me why a third party game selling more on a console that has been on the market for 5 years over a brand new console is newsworthy? In Spain no less?
>>721100320And? It's weak as shit. Nobody wants to play the worst version of a game.
e really sounds unwell recently.
>>721100559they do if it runs well handheld, for the convenience.
>>721100543Because these numbers are still fucking awful and tendies were using outlaws to relentlessly shitpost.
>>721100140When will you faggots stop with your WHATABOUTISM for once?
>>721096019
>>721100657>these numbers are still fucking awfulAre they? Show me other Spain numbers for a similar situation that show that they are awful
>>721095624Nobody fucking wants Starwars Outlaws.
>>721095624>when given the option players will choose to play their slop on the more powerful hardwareDamn journalism is so hard.
>>721095624Who would willingly play Outlaws?
>>721100663Because all you faggots ever argue is that that nintendo is especially evil/bad when others are clearly raising prices too
>>721100657It's Spain, their #1 sales are still awful compared to even mid countries like Germany's
most nintendies are waiting for a new Zelda, Animal Crossing, or Smash to buy.
>>721095624good, the sooner Nintendo realises that they mustn't rely on 3rd party cross platform shit to make them money, the sooner we can return to the golden era of Nintendo putting out a lot of Nintendo games and nothing else (besides indies) which are the only times Nintendo ever won.
>>721100675*sips nigger cum*I do hate the Nintendo.
>>721100878And the occasional kino Capcom exclusive.
>>721100849Nobody gives a fuck about playstation and Xbox, we only see you cultists defending that shitt. Pcfag
>>721100849They’re raising prices partly because Nintendo got away with it and they know they can too.
>>721101089Inflation.Nintendo was brave enough to break the ice.
>>721100849nta but those are not the same audience at all. The average psfag is just some zoomer waiting for their CoD (I don't think Xboxfags even exist at this point) and GTA, they buy mostly those plus discounts at most. I don't even think the baldy woman will sell (it will probably sink ND)But Nintendo was more for kids and mothers buying those games and they can't afford it that much anymore besides PC and phones are a strong competition now
No reason to own multiple consoles when most of the games are on all the systems. Plus the consoles are starting to cost what a cheap first car did.
Kneel to him.
>>721095624>Star Wars Outlaws >Switch 2:puking emoji:
>>721101058>Nobody gives a fuck about playstationBullshit. Look at Europeans.
>>721095624tendiesisters... not like this...
>nobody wants Star Wars OutlawsIs this news nowadays?
>>721095624>600 units on the first weekJesus fucking Christ
>>721100921>>721096019>>721099283Please don't post your fetishes this is a blue board.
>>721101456Yeah, that's 600 units too high.
Moku
how many times over and over again does Nintendo have to be taught the lesson that people buy Nintendo consoles for Nintendo games and not for neutered 3rd party slop?
600 UNITS....IN SPAIN... NOTORIOUS NINTENDO BASTION WHERE EVEN SCRIMBLO BIMBLO SOLD GORILLION UNITS?IT'S SO FUCKING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>721101456in a good week, #1 in Spains are 5K sellers. They are the mexipoors of europe.
>>721101712Thanks Napoleon....
switch 2 sold 2x more unit in the same timeframe than switch 1 after releasehow do you cope with that one
>>721101802It doesn't matter because some literal who game sold 600 copies in spain. It's fucking over for you nintenfaggots :)
>>721101605It's the third parties trying to get a slice of the Switch pie, not Nintendo begging third parties to release their products on the Switch. Retarded lolicon.
Lmao, Spain has ALWAYS being a Sony country (Manolo and Pepe played a pirated copy of FF7 and they won't play in another system ever again).Eric, please, stop. It's painful to watch.
oh mamma mia
>>721100650Clearly not considering nobody is buying these games.
>>721101605And Nintendo owners want news of heavy hitter games ASAP before considering splurging on a shitload of spinoffs/ports/experiments. Nintendo's treating the Switch 2 as basically just more runway for the Switch 1 right now instead of as a fully new system, and its early library is suffering for it. They figure "hey they've already got those mainline games they crave on Switch 1 and even $10-20 patches for framerate/resolution bumps, surely they'll be happy if we just approach the lineup for the first year or two of the Switch 2 like bonus late years of the Switch 1".The Switch 2 is currently selling on novelty and its name alone (like the PS5), but how long are those going to last as selling points? Especially since there's no FOMO boost due to stock outside of Japan being strong.
Wait until people realize nobody wants a switch 2, and that only cultists bought it at launch. Nintendo got way too greedy/complacent. They are a company that needs a failure to constantly remind them of how to succeed.
>>721098317>Wii U had a strong launch too.lmfao 800k WiiUs vs 3.5 million Switch 2s. Time to retire that cope, snoyboy.
>>721101953>Spain has ALWAYS being a Sonyyes playstation is very brownoid-coded
>>721101203>brave
>>721102332>mfao 800k WiiUs vs 3.5 million Switch 2sCompare the ration between wii u to wii sales, with switch 2 to switch 1 sales if you want to see how much of a dude switch 2 is. people are so short-sighted lmao.
>>721102241because they don't run well.
>>721100849Because nobody cares about them you dumbasses. The only ones who do are tendies. You fags have this persecution complex acting like sony ponies still exist when the people who shit on nintendo simply have standards and want nintendo to stop being shitty. They then shit on the bootlickers for enabling and defending nintendo's shittiness.
I'll buy ns2 only after it has 2 (two) exclusives I want to play. So far, only the new fire emblem caught my attention. I bought original switch in 2017 to play botw and mario odyssey. Switch 2 lineup is weak.
>>721100543The Nintendo hating jeets have been getting ass blasted since June, they're grasping for any straw that makes them feel like they're not losing for even a fleeting moment.
why would they release a console with no games?
>>721102459>Compare Wii U to Switch 2>Ok>No actually compare wii to switch to Wii u to switch 2. Notice anything?Yeah that you're a retard
>>721102521Yes. Exactly. Nobody wants the worst version of these games.
>>721102619the media pressured them to release it soon
>>721101089Sony sold seventy dollar games before Switch 2 was even announced.
>>721095624Not really a surprise since they themselves killed the only game for it, Mario Kart.People can keep pretending that Yoshi, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Pokémon spin-offs etc. matter, but they do not.
>>721098317laundering money
>>721102658they could be the worst version and run well (and therefore still sell)
>>721102459Tendies are still hard coping over nintendo flooding the market with units. We'll see how long it lasts.
>>721095624>sales for SW Outlaws was 600 units in the first week. A disasterKEKK get fucked, Ubishit.
>>721102459>compare the ratio between wii u to wii sales with switch 2 to switch 1 salesOkayWii total sales: 101 millionWii U launch sales: 800kRate of Wii U adopters that were Wii owners: just a little under 1%Switch 1 total sales: 153 millionSwitch 2 launch sales: 3.5 millionRate of Switch 2 adopters that were Switch owners: just a bit over 2%Damn not only is it selling more but even more people that were switch 1 owners are picking up the switch 2 compared to the wii and wii u.
>>721102654learn to read AmerieducationfagI'm saying compare wii/wii u sales ratio with switch/switch 2 early sales ratio. Based on switch 1 sales, for the switch 2 to be succeed long term it needs to be selling hard and fast based on the reputation it's building on with switch 1. Instead switch 2 sold really fast the first few days, and now literally nobody is buying them or gives a fuck. Only low-time preference/high IQ understand. You absolutely did NOT see this shit >>721102282 for Switch 1 for years after its release. Even during 2020 we still had Switch shortages, and that was 3 years after launch. You're a fucking retard.
>>721102409Value of currency and the economy changes over time.A nickel used to buy you a coke.
>Yet another rerelease of Rayman 2>Steel Diver>Pilotwings>Dinosaurs 3D3DS had the worst launch line up of any console
>>721102951I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT TOTAL SALES YOU ABSOLUTE AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOL ESL RETARD. I am talking about the INTENSITY OF SALE. See >>721102952 this post. Switch 2 is not selling well. It sold well for the first couple of weeks when the brand loyal cucks were buying it blindly. The average consumer who makes up the 150 switch 1 sales is hardly buying it.
>>721098626As a spaniard, all we have to claim videogames wise is the commandos games and recently blasphemous. Also metroid dread.For the rest, people's taste in vidya over here is abysmal and dont play anything but fifa.
>>721103019The only games I had on 3DS for a long time were Zelda and Resident Evil Mercenaries
>>721103109Source on it not selling well anymore?
>>721103124Okay but Resident Evil 4 was kino.
Nintendo's success is not your success. They are not on a team with you. Companies that succeed despite being clearly greedy is bad for all of humanity.
>>721103019>Mega Man Legends 3 cancelled>Bomberman 64 3 cancelledIt was a heartbreaking time.
>>721103019>Street Fighter>Sims 3That launch looks fantastic
>>721103230I live in one of the most populated, upper-middle class areas in the country. For the first couple weeks retailers were sold out. Since then, literally every store has been fully stocked. I took this photo>>721102282, this is how every store I've been to that sells consoles has been for the past couple of months now. Brand loyal people are absolutely delusional when it comes to Nintendo (so are snoys but in a different way). Switch 2 is a massive dud, and you won't hear about it for a little while longer because maintaining the image that it's popular is marketing strategy.
>>721095624Oh fuck not SPAIN. Nintendo is finished and bankrupt without fucking SPAIN. What next? Only 5 copies sold in Malawi?
>>721101605Since when? Every Nintendo system from the NES to the Wii had tons and tons of great third party games.
>>721103509>Every Nintendo system from the NES to the Wii had tons and tons of great third party games.Literally only NES and SNES. N64 was nogaems outside of first party, Gamecube had some moneyhatted timed exclusives but otherwise the same, Wii third party was mostly actual shovelware.
>>721103509People usually mean the popular, higher quality third party games. Wii was known for not having these really. Wii U it was a huge deal that they were bringing Call of Duty, and then with Switch that went away again. That is kinda what people mean.
>>721095624>Zoomers are happy with Steam>Alphas are happy with RobloxThe only people who still care about Nintendo are fat, balding millennials.
>>721097192>Peoplesnoys are not people
>>721099013These are the low iq fags buying 70$ games that were released 3 gens ago btw
>>721102459Wii: 3 million units in its first month and a halfWii U: 3 million units in its first "few" monthsSwitch: 2.74 million units first monthSwitch 2: 3.5 million units in four days, 5.82 million first monthThat means the Switch 2 eclipsed its predecessor in a weekend, then did it a second time within the month.If you were trying to make a point you failed.
>>721101605delusional tertiary retard
>>721098006you forgot the part where nothing works the thing microsoft is currently tryingwhere literally nothing on your windows pc works at all even if you upgradeoblivion remastered runs the same on my i5 7500 1660 super as it would on a 4090 rofl...same lagsame stuttersholy fuck these corps are so annoying and all of the shit they sold us that worked years ago doesnt anymore due to planned obsolescence
>>721103785I made a great point but you're seeing what you want to see. When it starts coming out how catastrophic Switch 2 sales are in the future, remember how wrong you were, and then have the humility to realize you're stupid and probably wrong about everything else in your life that you have an opinion on.
>>721098464Truly awful is an exaggeration. It was okay. But okay in an extremely niche subset of gaming is not a recipe for success. Especially when its direct comparison is Armored Core, which is great but still doesn't sell super great
>>721095624>SpainWhat's next Brazil sales numbers?
>>721103785When will you fags stop coping so hard over the fact Nintendo flooded the market with unprecedented supply and the fact sales clearly fell off a cliff.
>>721101581>Mariogito
Ok though I frequently diss the Switch 2 Spain is not exactly the kind of place where people can afford to pay the rent so it's logical this shit wouldn't sell well. Not everyone pisses money over there. The switch 2 is way too pricey at 500 eurodollars with only 1 game and a shitty LCD screen.
>>721104032>I made a great pointCould you point out where? Cause it's nowhere in this comment chain. Thanks.
>>721104107Proof?
>>721104032>When it starts coming out how catastrophic Switch 2 sales are in the futureWhere are you pulling these sales from?
>>721104218Learn to think brainlet. I've already clued you in on looking at things with a lens of sales relativity. Not my problem.
>>721095624Oh no!Anyway...Nintendo deserves to fail and their bootlickers deserve to be relentlessly mocked.
>>721104407>Ive clued you in on a random week in September months before the holidays and more games come outDamn, I am owned
>>721104338The fact that nobody is buying is post initial launch. Literally everyone I know has a Switch, only one of them bought a Switch 2, and he is a forevertendie and has been since we were kids. Not a single other person I know feels the need to buy a Switch 2. One of my friends bought a Steam Deck right around the time the Switch 2 came out.You can't analyze trends and the world around you because you're NPC trash. Anybody with even a little intuition can stick their finger in the wind and see what is happening with this console.
>>721104097It was awful anon, get real.Bad controls, ugly artstyle, atrocious writing and dialog, boring missions.
>>721104407So that's a no, then? If you wanna have a conversation you have to participate, and if you wanna make a point you need to lay out an argument and present supporting evidence. Hope that helps!
>>721098487>Buying console>basedCringe. You should get a Deck. PC is the way to go: Emulate Toddler shit if you're a child, get "console exclusives" otherwise and all in your Shitcher format.
>>721104638>My source is I made it the fuck upLMFAO
>>721104794>NOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE AND PEER REVIEWED STUDIES THAT THE SHELVES ARE FULL OF SWITCH 2'S THAT PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING stfu npc trash. we are not the same. in a year when everybody is saying what I've said you'll act like you said it all along.
If you bought a Switch 2, why the fuck would you want Nintendo to do well? I want the console to perform somewhat poorly, probably then they'll stop charging for online and actually drop the price of old games. An ambassador program like the 3DS got wouldn't be bad either
>>721104882>blocks your path
>>721098464Was it really that bad? Playing titanic scion and it's OK. Not great. Not bad. Just ok. Enjoyable enough tbf.
>>721103405So you're basing it off of anecdotal evidence? Meanwhile we can look at Japan to see how the console is actually tracking since they provide a week by week update on sales.Switch 1>launch 330k>week 1 91k>week 2 60k>week 3 72k>week 4 45k>week 5 41k>week 6 30k>week 7 33k>week 8 313k (mariokart 8 released)>week 9 113k >week 10 43k>week 11 27k>week 12 48k>week 13 61k>week 14 30k>week 15 151k (arms released)Pic related has the first 15 weeks of the switch 2's sales. For reference, DK Bananza released on July 17. It outpaced the switch until Mariokart 8 released, but the switch quickly lost that momentum until the next game came out. Even with the drought of switch 2 games it's still selling better on average than the switch, and it's going to have similar spikes in sales when new games come out.
>>721104941If a tendo console underperforms, they just stop making games for it and launch a different console instead. Wii U owners know
>>721097930Being cute and valid is for steamsisters, though.
>>721104884Not sure why you're getting so angry, I'm just trying to help you improve your argumentative abilities. Can you prove "the shelves are full of Switch 2s"? Anything beyond a photograph of unknown origin that could have been taken at any time?
>>721105069donke konga drove no sales wtf
>>721104802>corpo nintendo bad :/ corpo valve good :o plz buy valve :(
>>721105078That's why I said somewhat poorly. Like a 3DS situation where they can bring it back in time. But even in the case of the Wii U, it still got about as many new bangers as the Switch despite not even selling 10% as many units. It just kind of feels like the Switch got way more games because every Wii U game was also ported to it and it had third party support
>>721105179>8k membersYou know Steam has like 150 million users right
>>721105078They clung onto the Wii U for half a decade, it could have been worse.
>>721103735I have my foreskin, you don't.
>>721105069This kills the snoyspanola.
I want all 3 consoles to release their exclusives on pc.
>>721104941I admire your optimism. Nutendo is far too arrogant and greedy. Even if they were forced to pull out all the stops y an save a failing system, they're soulless incompetent hacks now too. Why even give them anything at this point.
>>721103019Yes it was awful. I remember my 3DS being a paperweight and I just played my PSP until Awakening came out and I finally had a game to play on it.
>pyf when Valve comes up at the top without lifting a finger
>>721095624
>>721105421>clung onto the Wii U for half a decadeNo they did not. They made games for it for 3 years, after that they started making Switch 2 lineup and nothing of value came out on Wii U. It was only technically the main console for 5 years because Switch just wasn't ready for release
i want only deluxe ports and remastered jrpgs to take up 60% of every direct for 10 years straight.I buy the labo, i buy the headsets. I am the switch online plus subscriber. I am the target audience.
>>721105727They won't.
>>721105583It's literally losing to PS2 in that table
>>721095624These are Spain's numbers.
>>721095624goodi hope we get a special direct where they lynch and murder furukawa for polluting the company with his greed
>>721105473>chimps out and immediately starts talking about cocksSnoyboys in a nutshell, everyone
>>721105963They literally already have.Unless you mean lift a finger, in which case, yeah, they won't.
>>721103124Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ was pretty good though.
>>721105298Yes
>>721098625Impressive COPE. Very nice.Now let's see Platinum's "Metal Gear Raiden: Revengence."
>>721098917After December. If the numbers are still bad with the Tariffs and children not wanting it, its over for the console.
>won't get gta 6, the biggest game of our lifetime (for now)>mario kart is shit and expensive>everything else is overpriced, including paid upgrades to get better performance>legends za and prime 4 coming to switch 1>kirby air riders is shit>splatoon raiders is single player spinoff>pokopia is just pokemon acnh (meaning it's shit and has the same teraforming features too)>don't care for fire emblem (shit franchise for weebs)
Are there even any games out for it that are decent, and that aren't also on other systems? Like, I bought Daemon X Machina on PC, and I don't think it's worth buying a Switch 2 for only Mario Kart.
>>721100320This means absolutely fucking nothing for 99% of the world.
>>721105298Yeah.
>>721106727what the fuck? you don't want your console to be overpriced and not have a proper controller? What if you have to ride a train and can't use your bing machine for one hour?
>>721105298This, but unironically.
>>721095624no way those sale are real lmao.i know jew are outjewing the other, but surely people still has money to afford video game
>>721106727>>721106857convenience is king.That's why the first switch sold so incredibly well. It's quicker and faster to pickup and play compared to the other consoles.
>>721103752All Playstation owners buy is yearly sports/gta games, brah
>>721106971And everyone realized real fast Switch versions of games were shit, but they were already stuck with their purchase. Hense why Switch 2 ain't selling for shit.
>>721106971So true! that's why i bought the second one just so i could get acceptable frame rates in my switch 1 games!
>>721106093That game had boobs and cleavage!Unfair to say it was that good when it wasn't the 90s anymore
>>721107109Great deflection faggot. Are we going to talk about xbots now?
>>721107162>Hense why Switch 2 ain't selling for shit.In bizarro world, perhaps.
>>721105215If you're talking about Bananza, yeah, it might be a genuine dud. Don't forget - Nintendo bet on not having a new launch-year 3D Mario on Switch 2 during its launch year for Bananza's sake (not to mention the upcoming DK movie and the theme park section, even though the latter still uses DKCR designs/imagery). They did nothing of substance since Tropical Freeze WiiU (i.e. 11 years) to help bolster the IP or keep it in people's minds; a flashy reboot with an artistic pivot had no chance in hell of driving hardware sales, much less fill the shoes of a flagship 3D Mario game. It's bad enough that they need a demo for it months after it came out. What the fuck were they thinking?
>600 units sold for a gameSeems pretty low, eh?I mean, I get it. It's Star Wars Outlaws, and it's a key card.
>>721106727we know, but this is 4chan and you can say nigger will stole it if you dare use it outside of your home , you know ?
>>721097026It's a multi platform title. No point in getting it for the the switch poo
>>721106971It's why systems like the deck will eventually win. Only reason it doesn't seem like it is marketing and physical presence.
>>721099349Always a decade late to following western trends
>>721107775Deck isn't convenient to use. Too much troubleshooting for normalfags.
So...I'll see you guys at Xmas....and then again in June, after several Directs and shit. And you'll still scream Switch 2 is dead and buried THIS TIME in another 5 years.....right?
>>721107884Anon its dead let it go
>>721107775How many....ugh.....lifetime sales?Remember, Steam has a HUUUUUGE userbase.... so you can't complain about no one seeing it either, it's always on front page.
>>721107884That's right.
>>721096397>not making it truly backwards compatibleQRD?
>>721108014Yeah, complaining about Nintendo and hating the Switch 2 IS dead topicHOW BOUT THEM PACKERS, EH?
>>721108080All switch 1 games are emulated on 2.
>>721107414Idk what these niggers were thinking at all either. Why didn't they hold off on Totk until this point in release? Why didn't they have a mario 3D land game or some shit ready to go instead of a game about the secondary antagonist. Did these fags really think there were enough tendie fanboys to carry them at these prices?
>>721099134all current gen consoles are shit for that lol360 was a great media playerps4 was good toops5 nothing works lol
>console and accessories are expensive as shit>all the 3rd party games are on fake physical carts>no dev kits are going out to anybody
>>721107864That's a marketing issue It is extremely convenient.
>SpainIt's like saying Sony Fifa sold more than Bing Bing Wahoo in the UK.
>>721107775Deck 4 year sales are 10% of Switch's lifetime sales. Maybe if the Deck 2 is a massive success... but even then I don't think it's going outsell the switch 2.
>>721096019>*sips nigger cum*I LOVE Sony, I HATE Nintendo and I do this.
>>721103735True.
>>721108618Truly nintendo fans are the charlie kirks of the internet.
>>721108427It's not a marketing issue.Some Steam games don't work on Deck, while others require additional configuration to control properly.
>>721107376What deflection? That's what xbots, sony fanboys buy. It's fact.
>>721108501Completely different marketing and physical presence. Nintendo dumps everything they have into that, valve does practically nothing. Valve is treating it the same way they treated pc, a slow, steady steam roll without even trying by relying on simple superior service. People forget just how dead pc was not all that long ago and now it crushes consoles.
>>721105069>JapanThe console is actually sold for almost what it's worth there(still should be 50 dollars cheaper at least) and those subhumans would buy rancid dogshit if it had a nintendo logo on it
>>721095624Switch 2 will sell fine in the long run but will not be anywhere close to the switch 1
>>721108720Very, very few games do not work on the deck. Is it absolutely perfect for every one of hundreds of thousands of games? No. Can it still play tens of thousands just like a console with zero tinkering if someone wanted to avoid any risk of that? Yes. It's only real hurdle left for normalfag adoption is some kernel level anti-cheat. The rest is just a matter of awareness and anti-cheat will get solved with more people buying in.
Why does nobody mention the terrible hardware? it's just a switch with 2019 apu. Every game looks bad due to the poor performance of the switch 2. That's why no third dev will touch that thing.
>>721098626Yeah, that's what makes it so pathetic.
>>721100559Most people were fine with PS4 graphics and the switch 2 is more powerful than that.A lot of current games look worse than games that came out in 2016-2020 but run like shit, that's not the hardware's fault.
>>721109364Wii Ufags were able to concede that their console sold poorly as it was a flawed product, how come Deckfags can't do the same?
>>721109434People have been duped into believing it's impressive because it's a handheld, when in reality the only reason it's a handheld is so nintendo can cheap out on hardware by purchasing landfill failed nvidia silicon for dirt cheap
>>721101058>t. PcfagYeah, because who would raise prices on PC am I right?The fucking things I have to read here
>>721096375You mean the contractors that are supposed too be temporary?
switch 2 has like 4 games it makes perfect sense there would be a lull in purchases once all the early adopters and scalpers got their fix
>>721108890>People forget just how dead pc was not all that long ago and now it crushes consoles.Now you're just spouting actual bullshit
Its the Nintendo cycle, as a successful console the next one always falls shortAnd same as with every underperforming console Nintendo would kill it early to release their next one in 3 years or so
>>721109434Anon the nivdia hardware was 2017 and is close to gtx 750. This thing is not going to carry itself to the finish at the end of the gen and will probably have a revision
>>721109551Every game on the switch 2 runs like shit though so what is your point, it can barely hold 30 fps despite being upscaled to all hell so it looks like trash too. It's using the same marketing tricks that make modern games look "worse"
>>721108363because they're scared of entry points even though only 0,01% of users will bother attempting to hack their consolepure greed
>>721109551People were ok with PS2 graphics two decades ago, anon
>>721109573Because it's by far the best system I've ever bought. How come salesfags can't admit sales have only made Nintendo worse and have only affected their consumers negatively? Whereas the Steam Deck will continue to get tons of games, features and support regardless?
How come every nintendo game staff credits have a bunch of jeet names in it, does nintendo really?
>>721109951This. seems like the best selling isn't all thats cracked up to be
>>721109729true. they have not been releasing any system sellers, and seemingly don't plan to for a very long time.
>>721109951>>721110017Only the bad nintendo consoles sold poorly, the decent ones sold well
>>721108350I almost wonder if it was like a last request from Miyamoto or some shit.
>>721110001Do they?And is it due to them licensing third party technologies, so they credit the original studios?
>>721110065I pity zoomers who don't know how wrong that is.
>>721110065The Wii is a gimmicky piece of shit that harmed the industry for a decade because every manufacturer thought there was big money behind motion controls
D*ck bros, we can't stop winning.
>>721103124https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_developed_in_SpainZiggurat is fuckin awesome.
>>721110223I'm a millennial.>>721110226>the Wii is bad because of what other companies did in response to itDumb argument.
>>721103405>I live in one of the most populated, upper-middle class areas in the country.Forgive me if I highly doubt that.
>>721100320>portable systemThat gimmick went out the world post COVID. Everyone was stuck inside for 2 years so you either got used to gaming infront of a TV/computer or they don't bother with traditional games. This also say nothing about phones.
>>721110001Explains the mouse cursor left in the release of sword and shield and the entire state of scat/vomit and we'll pretty much all their poop games at this point aside from xenoblade
>>721110368my guy everyone has been back outside for the past 4 years now, vast majority of wfh positions dried up long ago.
>>721095624key cards unironically killed any excitement for third party. People don't want to spend their little storage space on shit that's available elsewhere.
>>721109148>Switch 2 will sell fine in the long runI think people forget how much of Switch's sales were due to COVID and Stimulus checks
>>721110001With the absolute state of modern nintendo and their games is it that surprising?
>>721110474I think you miss what I'm saying. I'm saying everyone got used to doing that, so once the restrictions were gone, "gaming on the go" didn't come back with it
>>721108363>hd-dvd a loser format was great
>>721110474>go outside>play vidyagaemstake me back
>>721110695most people aren't working from home anymore tho, so a portable system is still appealling.
No games and no games even announced. Grim. Switch 1 had a 3D Zelda, 3D Mario, and Splatoon in the first year. I'm still shocked Prime 4 didn't end up being a launch title. But that can also be played on Switch 1. That was less relevant for BOTW because way less people owned a Wii U and Zelda sells way more than Metroid.
>>721095624Called it, the SW2 won't be nearly as successful as the og Switch. It's the Wii curse all over again. It just won't flop as hard as the Wii U since it's the only console handheld around.
>Switch 2 barely #10 in amazon na for vidya gamesHoly shit this things sales fell off a fucking cliff
>>721109921In a way yes but no, the jump from the aging ps1 was very large, by the end of the gen ps2 graphics were serviceable, but you can clearly tell the difference between a late ps2 game and a game made explicitly for the ps3.They accomplished their purpose but they were carried by a strong art direction story and gameplay, the most remembered games pulled the tricks they could to make the most out of the hardware, you had games with some things you don't even see often anymore like clear mirror reflections, or a huge number of NPC's, this continued into the next era but things started to decline in the 8th gen and fall apart by the 9th gen.I fucking hate modern game development.
>>721095624>Mario Kart is fucking shit>no Mario as launch title>launch titles in general are just Switch/PS4 ports and even indie shityeah no shit, only rabid tendies bought it. The average consumer has no reason to upgrade from a Switch.
>>721110864don't think the Direct (most viewed Direct in history btw, even surpassing the Apple Keynote by a significant margin) instilled any confidence in the fence-sitters.
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>>721110783Portables are still appealling, and that's where chink handhelds come in! 'But it's old emulated games', yeah that's ideal for this format actually.
>>721111120based
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>>721111131Don't think most normalfags buy those.
>>721095624>ps5>games
>>721111120>>721111246>>721111358wouldn't surprise me if it's dead a few months later, like all the other "mariokart killer" games, won't stop anons from meme'ing it up even well beyond its death.
>>721095624>all this shitposting and the keycards are not going away anywaysi hate how loud yet insignificant your complains are
>>721111426Shit is so popular chinks are shitting out new models every 3 months or so.
>>721108080More than half of the Switch 1 games are only "playable with issues" on Switch 2.
>>721111539>nintendie looks outside the cave
>>721111665How many are sold?
>>721095624They launched it with ONE game. Even if it was a good game it would have been a really hard sell. But the worst Mario Kart since double dash isn't going to move any units. Donkey Kong hasn't drawn dimes since the super Nintendo days and alienating the hardcore autistic crowd by changing the character and making him a vehicle for spite can't have helped. Pokemon is out soon. If it turns out that Pokemon isn't the blockbuster it used to be then Nintendo better have a Zelda, a Mario, Smash Bros and Wii Fit ready to go by Christmas or it's going to be an uphill battle for the next 7 years for them. Unless of course they rug the fans like they did with the Wii U and make another console in 2027/2028This feels like an all time blundered console launch. This is on the level of the PS3 and whatever game after the Xbox 360. Just a generational fumble from a company that was laying pipe to the whole industry only yesterday.
>>721111539Somehow those games are selling more than on the S2
>>721103124Do you guys plays cs2 and dota?Does Spain have gaming cafes where you rent a room with a ps5 and can order tea and beer?
>>721111648and what is the alternative? playing mario kart world for 10 years? I got bored of that in 2 weeks so I honestly can't imagine, especially if its left how it is with no 3 lap online mode
>>721111898>6 million sold in 2 months>10 exclusives coming in the first 12 months >an all time blundered console launch.
>>721111653Why would I want them to go away, the more nintendo hurts themselves and tendies, the better. They need to get so fucked they become a completely different company at this point in order to fix themselves.
>>721099983Geriatric boomer?
>>721112048MK8 still has an active playerbase over 10 years later.I don't know if World will achieve the same, but it's extremely likely to outlast other kart racers this generation.
>>721111120>$90>Day 1 DLC>Forced intermissions Funny how they wanted to dunk on MKW but ended up copying everything and making it worse
>>721107162>Switch 2 ain't selling for shitSource?
>>721112074Flooded the market and then sales just went *phbbbbt*
>>721112285Cool, now how about instead of showing a screenshot of the minimap you show the actual screen and gameplay? Don’t try to be dishonest with shit like this
>>721112074Tendies have some strange habit of only considering exclusives to be video games for whatever reason, the reality is you can play a fuckton more games on a PC, ps5 or Xbox than a Switch 2 even if they sat out another dozen re-released "exclusives".
My favorite part about sales threads is people ignoring how much the population has grown + far more places have developed enough to afford tech toys + Video games becoming more mainstream.
>>721111898You know speaking your desperate pleas into the ether doesn't actually manifest them, right jeet?
>>721095624Nintendoniggers truly never learn.They always get too cocky and arrogant from success, and then get humbled.
>90% of the thread is the increasingly nervous “Nintendo is finished” manLol. Lmao. Most of you clearly don’t actually play games or give a fuck about them
>>721112650This except snoyboys.
>>721112558The population did not double from 2017 to now to match the leap in Switch to Switch 2 sales. Next cope next cope!
>>721097150The concept of physical games that require an online connection was always a doomed model. It's just more obvious how shit it is now. Back during Switch 1 days, you'd get a game cart like Lego City Undercover that had 8gb of data. Enough to at least give the impression you were getting something on the cart. Then you loaded it up, and it said to update it, and normies are like "Okay. Everything gets updates these days".But what wasn't told to you on the screen is the cart itself only held 8gb of data in the first place to save money. The "update" was twice that size, because that was the actual game. It was 100% unplayable without the update. But, they didn't tell you that, so normies were fine with it and just assumed it they could play without the update if they really wanted to.They're not fooling anyone anymore with these empty key cartridges.
Silksong sold 500k on tendie platform already.
The best part about the spain sales is that they all omit how the PS5 was on sale that week. So once that sale ends expect the status quo.
>>721096604>July
>>721112656>Most of you clearly don’t actually play games or give a fuck about themThat includes Switchfags! DOHOHOHOHO
>>721098310I'd rather they just go all-digital instead of trying to give the illusion of physical media. That's a deception that doesn't sit well with me. And you know that's what they were trying to do. If you're going to fuck me up the ass, at least warn me so I can grab some lube. People don't like nasty surprises.
>>721097192>we can fanboy it up and suck off japan all day in a sales general>but oh god please no don't mention any other country oh fuck please think of poor evil nintendo and their obnoxious bootlickerslol
It's just like Sony, though. It's going to take time for the fanboys to come to terms with whatever logo they have tattoo'd on their arm being garbage now. I imagine it will take Nintendo people even longer, though, given my perception of their immaturity and codependence.
>>721112656Neither do you, apparently.
>>721100663>whataboutismYour Reddit buzzword isn’t going to save you here, stupid nigger. None of these companies sell products in a vacuum. They can be judged relative to each other. Nintendo raising their prices is one thing. If everyone else is doing it(or in Microsoft’s case, doing it multiple times in a short time span) it’s a symptom of other problems in the marketplace. Whether it’s inflation, tanking economies, tariff autism, or whatever excuse you want to use.Maybe now we can finally acknowledge that Nintendo, who in general has been one of the cheaper options, isn’t just arbitrarily being “greedy” or out of touch. Don’t get me wrong. They’re definitely raising prices to make money. It’s probably just not to make *more* money than before. They’re trying to maintain the same level of profitability while all this other bullshit in the world is going on. They don’t want to be Sony or Xbox and lose billions upfront. That’s a race to the bottom.
>>721113828>If everyone else is doing itValve isn't.
>>721113828>if everyone else is doing it(or in Microsoft’s case, doing it multiple times in a short time span) it’s a symptom of other problems in the marketplace.Nintendo introduced $80 as a game pricetag before Microsoft or Sony did, and explicitly said it had nothing to do with the tariffs. Considering they've been doing so much better than the competition, they had no market related need to do this. They just saw that they had extra room to push the envelope because their competition was too busy purposely shitting their pants almost 5 years later on.
>>721114029That and they knew their audience is stupid, and some of them would even defend it.
>>721096353I don't want Wii U 2.0, I want 3DS 2.0.I want Nintendo to drop the Switch 2's price by $100.I want all games to be no more than $60.I want my games to be on the card.I want free online play.I want the Virtual Console.I want all the pokémon from the old gens to be in the new one.
>>721106585>If the numbers are still bad with the Tariffs$449.99 — with or without tariffs. That’s the official price Nintendo set for the Switch 2 in the U.S. They don't factor tariffs into it at all. The price was set in stone with the knowledge tariffs could go either way. They made it very clear that the price was about features, not tariffs. https://www.thegamer.com/nintendo-explains-why-the-switch-2-is-so-expensive-and-it-isnt-the-tariffs/
>>721114198It's sad how utterly impossible such reasonable requests sound.
I had a choice between a Switch 2 and a 9070 xt, got the 9070 xt and couldn't be happier
>>721114272>The price was set in stoneThey said the price could go up if needed due to tariffs. It is not set in stone.
What is the point of tribal wars?
>>721114392I provided a source that says the exact opposite. Your turn.
>>721114402To fulfill a desire and need to feel superior to something.
>>721114402The problem is a lot of you faggots think by people claiming the Switch 2 is a colossal pile of dung it's a tribal statement instead of just them thinking it's a piece of poo and they don't like it. I haven't owned a console since like 2009.
>>721112806Anon, the PS5 had been outselling the Switch 2 for a month and a half in Spain
>>721114198Poorfag.
>>721114440Their press release right around the time they raised the Switch prices. It could absolutely go up due to 'market conditions' and it's delusional to think otherwise.
>>721114392The price is already up, they charge $330 for it in Japan.
>>721113495The difference is there are way fewer Nintendo fans than Sony fans. The actual number of diehard Nintendo fans is rather small which is why Nintendo has these awful bust consoles that they do. Most likely Nintendo fans will be bullied into submission
>>7211140081. Valve has a de facto monopoly on PC game sales. Any hardware they sell exists to expand the market even further and is heavily subsided by the massive amount of games they sell on Steam.2. They hardly sell that much units of their hardware. If they were selling hardware on the scale of a real console, I’m sure they would reconsider. Losing $150 a pop at 5 million units is one thing. Doing it at 80 million is a difference story >>721114029Actually, Microsoft did. They announced in late April or early May that all AAA first party games would be $80 starting in holiday 2025. They only walked it after Nintendo was facing pushback. Which was in mid July.
>>721114819*different story
>>721114598That's tribalism anon.
>>721114402I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks, I've thought Nintendo has been shitty for a long while now, and I grew up with them.
>>721114402It's not really tribe vs tribe. It's more like one tribe trying to group disparate people into a single tribe to attack. Just saying that the switch 2 sucks for its price gets you labeled as some variant of "Snoy"
>>721114598you can have whatever stupid opinion you wantbut the moment you start claiming the fastest selling console of all time is a flop you've lost the plot
>>721114908>and I grew up with them.You know that doesn't validate what you said right? If all you know is Nintendo then you're just hating them because of your nostalgia rather than actually knowing they're bad since you don't know a thing about the other companies.
>>721115006Console with the fastest drop in sales*
>>721114913It's more the other way around with one tribe trying to create another tribe representative of their target and using anything and everything against their imaginary targets.
>>721115028They're not all I know. I grew up with PC too. I know just how shitty Nintendo is in comparison.
>>721115093That would be the PS5.
>>721115110That's what tendies do. They paint everyone ad Eric or a "Snoy"
>>721114819>Actually, Microsoft did. They announced in late April or early May that all AAA first party games would be $80 starting in holiday 2025.Anon... the Switch 2 reveal showcase (and the subsequent price listings on websites) happened on April 2nd. Nintendo still went first.
>>721114913damn man that's roughI couldn't imagine what it feels like being called something that foul
>>721115232I don't want to know how many times that schizo has ban evaded. it's actually amazing how useless banning someone is if they're just that mentally ill and dedicated.
>>721115006Goddamn Nintendo really knew exactly what they were doing by holding off a year and flooding the market. You fags are still desperately clinging to that.
>>721115184PS5 sales are still strong despite its age
>>721115232Is that why we have an anti-Nintendo poster constantly spamming "you lost got and got raped" or whatever his phrase is now, to everyone that ISN'T against Nintendo?
>>721115372no, that's the same guy.
>>721115372>anti-nintendoThat freak is the biggest tendie around
>>721115330you know 'flooding the market' doesn't really do anything if there's no demandit also generally means selling shit for cheap, meanwhile the main complaint about the switch 2 is it's pricing
OPs screenshot is from resetera, you can tell by the color scheme with the purple on the boxed textyou are posting in resetera repost thread with zero evidence that any of this is even truethat being said the switch 2 is a ripoff and if you bought one you're a retard
>>721115394Yeah, and he's made it very clear that he hates Nintendo. Ergo he is not a "tendie".
>>721115468Look at the last few posts about the guy spamming Eric over and over. Do you think they care about evidence?They just want their tribalism.
>>721114819Yes, Valve can subsidize the Deck with Steam and Nintendo can subsidize the S2 with their own games and store. Consoles being sold at a loss is not unusual and this argument has zero water when Nintendo had the fucking gall to raise Switch 1 prices, something they could probably sell for $50 at this point.
>>721115545Just open the archive and search for Eric or that phrase, hes a massive tendie who spams every single nintendo thread thousands of times a day going back years. Stop gaslighting bro. If any other fag started doing it it was in response to the original annoying tendie faggot.
I'm getting a bit of buyers remorse after last Nintendo's Direct. Nothing they showed made me go like "this looks great!", even Metroid had me going like "meh, I guess I'll buy it". Nintendo needs to get on their asses and give dev kit tools to more third parties, because the upcoming first party titles are just fucking lame. And don't get my started with their bullshit day 0 dlc for their biggest seller.
>>721115465We've seen the demand and it's cratered, just like TotK. Even the Wii U sold like 3 million relatively quickly.
>>721115545no, you are either misunderstanding or are talking about someone else. the "calls everyone who shits on nintendo eric and/or snoy" guy IS the "you lost and got raped" guy.
>>721095624>I also don't think Nintendo is super happy with games that aren't theirs. Third-party games, aside from Cyberpunk, not much else is really performing wellI WONDER WHAT CYBERPUNK HAS IN COMMON WITH FIRST PARTY NINTENDO GAMES THAT ALMOST NO OTHER THIRD PARTY RELEASES ARE DOINGI FUCKING WONDERIT'S A GODDAMN MYSTERY WHAT THE SIMILARITY COULD POSSIBLY BE
>>721115818right buddyI hope you make it through the holidays
>>721102549Pretty sure a ton of Nintendo antis now are former Nintendo fans in the 2000s/2010s too
>>721115545One split second glance in any famitsu thread would prove you wrong. Tendies have a very autistic obsession with bogeymen.
>>721098464I remember hating the story in the first one so much that I started skipping new cutscenes, something I never do in games, because I just couldn't stand listening to every character take turns being idiots and fighting eachother for reasons they admit are wrong. At the time I vented about it in a thread here on /v/ and to my surprise, everyone agreed with me. I got a bunch of responses saying they felt the same way. I was fully expecting to get ripped apart by people saying I didn't get it or something. You know a plot is bad when there's not even any contrarian baiters willing to defend it.
>>721116164Exactly how I felt too, it's possible I was one of the anons replying to you if this was shortly after release. It really does have atrociously bad writing.
>>721115684>Just open the archive and search for Eric or that phraseAnon, everyone did that before you did and a chunk of people caught him doing it with his trip on.The same one he used months before he started the spam to not only shit on Nintendo but shill Sony.This isn't something you can lie about in the face of evidence. Hell, he used these phrases against his boogeyman Darren on one of his anti-Nintendo rants well before he started spamming it to turn himself into a boogeyman.Either way it doesn't really matter, if you're defending this there's only two explanations. You are incredibly dim witted or this is an organised attempt, both is an option and given how not one of you thought that the archive could be used as evidence to prove my point.
>>721098486>know for a FACT>Provides no evidence Tendies, everyone
>>721116350I don't keep up with every /v/ schizo that guy hasn't post in forever, there's a tendie copycat of this same fag and both are obnoxious
>>721116582>there's a tendie copycat of this same fag and both are obnoxiousIt's the same person. We've known this for years he doesn't change his shtick at all.
>>721116582'that guy' is having major sperg outs at least twice a week, just without his trips on lately
>>721104032Anime girl predictions have a fantastic track record >>721098521L O L
>>721115919I have so many fucking games on PC it's not even funny, so you bet your ass I will.>>721116043And vice versa. I bet you anything a ton of sony fanboys fled to the switch and just started up their usual obnoxious fanboyism.
>>721116350NTA but searching the archives, 2024 is after the original posts using that phrases occurred. He could have just been imitating the other guy. I'm not really privy to schizo lore so who fucking knows.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/659280928/#659303168
>>721103019I had Lego Star Wars III. After release I learned that it was missing a ton of content the home console versions had. It was also even more glitchy than Lego games usually were. I had the third level of the game freeze and softlock in multiple different ways and places just playing it normally.
it think a wii u is a red bull nigga
i dislike what nintendo's doing too, but come the fuck onfucking spain sales numbers lmao
Expect a price drop after the holiday season proves underwhelming.
>>721116350>>721116942https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/602199471/#602211463His tirade against the one guy goes back to at least 2022. I'm really not sold on it being the same guy when it could just be one schizo making fun of the other schizo.
They blew their load early with MKW (which wound up being just okay) and Bananza (which is great but DK doesn't have nearly the same pull as Mario or Zelda). The other big titles they have coming out this year, Prime 4 and Pokemon Z-A, will both be on Switch 1. Air Riders looks good but won't drive console sales at all, and neither will most of the shit they announced in the Direct like Hyrule Warriors and Yoshi. Fire Emblem maybe will but that's not til 2026.Honestly I have no strong desire to play anything in their upcoming lineup. My interest in Prime 4 plummeted after the latest trailer and I don't feel like spending $70 on Air Riders. They need to get a new Zelda or Animal Crossing on this thing stat.
>>721117358We're not going to see a new large scale Zelda for another 3-5 years.
600 copioes for star flop hahahahah
>>721116942>I'm not really privy to schizo lore so who fucking knows.I'll give you the cliff notesBasically>Eric doxxes himself shilling mn9 because he though Megaman 11 was a switch exclusive>he goes fucking psycho but everyone just treats him like a lolcow>eventually he tries to wipe his face from the archive but realises it doesn't work if people have it saved>then he tries to make fake pro Nintendo Erics in the form of "Darren", "Dragonirian" and recently "olimpio". None of these people exist as he describes them>because everyone laughed at him even more saying they could recognise him by autistic posting alone he decides to call everyone Eric in an attempt to make it look like people are called Eric at randomAnd here we are today where he's still doing that.
>>721117527As someone that's made posts critical of Nintendo in the past, I went into a Famitsu thread once and saw I had a (you) and was confused as fuck because I didn't make any posts in there. What I found is that my critical post had been crosslinked with a comment along the lines of "Eric is at it here too kek" and it explained why I had a few people piling on my post in the original thread so I'm really not buying that narrative that it's all just 1 guy. There would be no reason to crosslink a post he didn't make in the Famitsu thread, reply to himself in there, and then reply to me multiple times in the thread I posted in.I'm not going to say it's impossible, I can see a /v/ poster being that mentally ill but it's unlikely. He'd be creating an entire shitposting cinematic universe if so.
>>721112285>$90news to me
I just went to Best Buy and the shelves were full of Switch 2 systems
>>721118139is that good or bad
>>721117441We're not going to see a new Zelda ever. Same with AC for that matter.
>>721118010What was your "critical post" anon.Speaking of famitsu threads he also spams those anything that doesn't use the bog standard rising sun flag like this thread >>721093249 is him trying to get the threads removed because someone pointed out to him that ever since Nintendo started winning sales thread frequency dropped and that Nintendo fans have never posted a Nintendo flag thread like the Sony fans used to.You can be doubtful as much as you want but it's obvious what's happening because it's all reactionary. It won't be long until he moves on to something else since no one but the most mentally deficient is falling for it.
>Outlaws 600kIsn't that good for that piece of shit? It took 1 month to reach 1m on all other 3 platforms combined.
>>721118010>I went into a Famitsu thread once and saw I had a (you) and was confused as fuck because I didn't make any posts in there.Hang on testing this.
>>721118362Famitsu threads are mental illness incarnate.
>>721118416it's 600 total anon, not 600k
>>721118010Thought so, that's not how it works you faggot.
>>721118416>klol
>>721118416anon that's 600, no kthat's only for spain though
>>721118601NTA, but newfag pls go
>>721118510Eh. Not really, you have to understand that literally, and I'm not using that figuratively, the shitposting in those threads come from one single guy.
>>721118362>What was your "critical post" anon.It's been a year or so now if not longer so I'm not really sure what the post itself was but it was a post that I wasn't trolling with and defended in a conversation chain with whoever was replying to me. I absolutely buy him making those console warring Famitsu threads to get them banned however.>>721118601I'm using 4chanx.
>>721118601I have seen what he described in other threads before if I was quoted in them but I use 4chanX
>>721118601>phoneposting newfagThe cancer killing 4chan.
>>721118761>4chanxNot how that works either faggot.
>>721095624Never forget
>>721118724No, everybody who's active in those threads is 100% a shitposter. Those threads exist solely for raging fanboys.
>>721118761>It's been a year or so now if not longer so I'm not really sure what the post itself was but it was a post that I wasn't trolling withConvenient for you.Regardless one year ago was before the "call everyone Eric" tactic he started so it doesn't add up.
>>721118908The only time that's ever been the case were the old mediacreate threads.With the famitsu threads it's just one guy and on the rare occasion he's banned they're one of the better regular threads.
>>721118829buddy it works, I can mark your post as mine and it shows a (you)
>>721118829retard
>>721096019Extremely American post
>>721119001It's the case right now. Anyone could go into the thread currently up and see that. The only ones who could think that's not what those threads are are Nintendo fanboys because that's who infests them.
>>721118829Works on my machine.>>721118935>Regardless one year ago was before the "call everyone Eric" tactic he started so it doesn't add up.Calling everyone Eric has been happening way longer than that if you check the archives. "Erictranny" goes back to at least 2022 like I showed.
does it even matter if they're the same guy or not, you shouldn't really bother what either guy has to say anywaystruth is there's probably like three or four "erics" anyways and it's doubtful if the M#9 guy is even one of them>>721119134>>721118908also this guy is clearly one of the snoy schizos
>>721119160>Calling everyone Eric has been happening way longer than that if you check the archivesAnon, did you check the archives? Because there's a difference between calling everyone Eric and people referring to him as Erictranny.Even then he adopted that and did the same thing which people pointed out all the time.
>>721119397>this guy is clearly one of the snoy schizosIt does explain why the famitsu thread slowed down.
>>721119397And you are clearly exactly who I'm talking about, thank you for so readily helping me prove my point. But no the perfectly sane individual who posts images like this is a productive, healthy member of this board.
I'm glad that someone on /v/ is always creating a thread to assert that the Switch 2 is failing, or else I wouldn't know what to think.I shall await its demise. Any time now...
>>721119596>>721119397You fags really can't help yourselves
>>721119401>and people referring to him as Erictranny.I thought you were saying that he was that he was also making all those posts calling everyone Eric the entire time. So he just copied what they were doing to make them seem more annoying? Well, they were already annoying but this past year it has gotten way worse.
>>721095624shitch poo lost and got raped
>>721119702buddy, it's pretty easy to recognize these guys if you pay attentionyou're legitimately an idiot if you buy into this soapboxing about some bumass thread you can simply choose to ignore>>721119597that guy's been losing his marbles for like the past month too but at least he keeps to certain threads and doesn't just drive-by complain about nintendo india or whatever deranged garbage in random ass threadsthe slop's kinda funny though
>>721120069Exactly. I recognize you and what you are.
>>721119802>So he just copied what they were doing to make them seem more annoyingBasically.The one difference is that when everyone used it against him it was ONLY on him because he was so recognisable. So he now spams it to everyone to make it look like he doesn't actually exist and is just a boogeyman.
>>721120069>and doesn't just drive-by complain about nintendo india or whatever deranged garbage in random ass threadsYes he does, he's the one who spams macaco at everybody. He's a massive ritual shitposter. He loves to show up any time someone starts criticizing Nintendo about them banning and censoring games in particular.
>>721120375Also he's hardly the only one like that in those famitsu threads. All of the regulars in those treads are like that and the board would be better off if all those active famitsu posters got rangebanned. It would clean up a ton of fanboyism instantly.
Literally all Nintendo has to do is make a console as powerful as the Xbox series x and ps5 pro and continue making their games the same way and have every third party on board to release their games without compromise. Stop with the gimmicky shit.
>>721120375>>721120518you seem like a perfectly sane individual and totally not the guy I was complaining aboutI am convinced
Resetera bait aside>First year lineup into first half of 2026 is mostly rehashes of games/formats already on Switch 1, or Switch 1 projects dumped to Switch 2 (Yoshi, Mario Tennis, BOTW Warriors, DK Bananza)>The majority of third party releases aren't anything that impressive, warrant being NS2 exclusive, or are older games (Bravely Default, Hogwarts Legacy NS2 Edition, Star Wars Outlaws, etc)>Majority of the Third Party games are Game Key-Cards physically, alienating people who want actual physical cards + bad rep on social media has stirred even normies away from buying these versions>No REAL reason to own one if you already have a Switch 1 at the moment, you can still play Mario Kart on Switch 1, for example. >Price is too much for some people, whether it be the console itself, its games, accessories, etc.>GameChat was promoted as a big feature, nobody uses it.I know Nintendo rarely has any GOOD launch years, but this should've been a home run for them.
>>721120537I have no clue who you're complaining about and I know you have no clue who I am, but I would expect as much from someone who almost certainly partakes in those threads.
>>721120204>The one difference is that when everyone used it against him it was ONLY on him because he was so recognisable.Well I can tell you that's not the case and it was getting used by others when they saw posts critical of Nintendo. It feels like this this board is devolving into a schizo playground where people make threads just to bait the schizos so you have the catalog filled with threads hating on things like Sony, Nintendo, and FF14 or FF15 just so they can get the local lolcows to respond and then it feels like we've reached a situation where there's schizos basically making bait threads targeting each other so they can have 500 post schizo battles where they spam their image folders at each other. Or that's how the later BotW threads felt like at least.
>>721095624Why would you buy your kid a Switch 2 when you can just get them an Ipad or tablet or something?
>>721095624>Daemon x Machina sold more than a Star Wars titleHave we finally hit the big leagues?
>>721112285Yeah but how does it play?
>>721118087He's talking about the digital deluxe edition which make no mistake is scummy as fuck, but you can just ignore it if you don't care for crossover slop.
>>721121384>Well I can tell you that's not the case and it was getting used by others when they saw posts critical of NintendoThat's what's happening now.
>>721113241>Wald I need to get a prostate exam urgently!>No you idiot have the guy with his hand up your ass check it!>*chuckle*
>>721121651so am I. I was on the fence until the ONT then that and the 25% out of nowhere made it easy.
>>721115545Anon please, there is this schizo fag obsessed with this eric person and literal spams that at everyone and I've never seen such dedication. Thankfully Filters are still working
>>721118601>newfag gives his opinion Discarded, kys or lurk moar
>>721122251the spammer is the caco himself trying to pretend everyone is against him anon
>>721115545
>>721122386You are mentally ill, take your meds.
>>721115545>Yeah, and he's made it very clear that he hates Nintendo. Ergo he is not a "tendie".So its pretty obvious to everyone here that you're either a newfag who needs to lurk moar or a disingenuous tendie shill. This schizo has bled into Steam deck threads and comfy deck threads when they appear once in a while to spew his hatred of Eric calling him Snoytrannyeric or Tranny eric saying he got gaped and raped. At one point I remember seeing him on valve related threads but thankfully he got BTFO. Literally worse then fucking Barneyfag
>>721097026the first game was mediocre but at least it had cool mechs. the sequel is anthem 2 and not any better.
>>721122818If only it was just deck threads, it's so so many threads, with zelda being a big one as he's a massive defender of botw. I don't know how the mods haven't rangebanned him yet, he's that prolific of a spammers. He also doesn't always go straight into it, sometimes he actually tries to defend nintendo or shit on something else and if people trash him enough then he starts his usual spam.
>>721096436>some consolefag retard actually used Wonderful 101 of all things as ammo back in the dayholy fuck, you people are sad
it's funny how autistic ya'll get over "No tRuE exclusives" only to turn around and cry about mutiplats not selling on a Nintendo console.
>>721097192>Wisconsin, Miyamotoi live in this city
>>721122386You, the eric spammer, and the guy who loses his shit over pc and calls everyone a vegan are far, far worse than any of the bogeymen you constantly go after and end up labeling everyone. You all coincidentally also have something in common.
>>721123161Honestly man, I think its probably multiple people or its a typical calling card among tendies because this shits prevalent. But too be real, it's not my problem that their chink company's products suck ass to the point where they get asshurt from other people enjoying vydia to where they go out and spam threads calling everyone their retarded boogeyman. I love how the majority of boogeymen pertain to console shitters and their problems only, I don't know any PCfag thats going out and being this much of a piece of cancer over a fucking a company. I don't see valvefags doing this with maybe some in the deckrealm reinforcing the idea that PC overall is less mentally ill way to play vydia
>>721095624>CARDBOARD WON'T CUT IT THIS TIMEI take it you haven't heard of paper cuts?
>>721123767There's multiple nintendo fanboys who are similarly deranged, but I'm pretty sure that particular spammer is one autist. It's too consistent.It is interesting though how they constantly come up with names for every one of their bogeymen but nobody bothers with names for them, despite them being far louder and more noxious.
>>721119080>phonegroid
>>721123767The Artifact guy is funny.
>>721122818>its pretty obvious to everyone here that you're either a newfag who needs to lurk moar or a disingenuous tendie shill.The irony here is lost on you because you're too new to remember when he was using the deck to shitpost about the switch before it had even released.
>>721123676>the eric spammer, and the guy who loses his shit over pc and calls everyone a vegan are far,Anon, that's all one guy.
>>721124409Infinitely better than the faggot who raids every thread with his hate boner for Eric, Mr. newfag Mcdoesn'tlurk.
You can really tell that one particular anon here is trying their hardest to force the idea that tendies both exist and are as bad as they are.
>>721124409he's still doing thatand coincidentally the obvious forced rivalry bait threads are the only ones I see the spammer inthose 'comfy' threads are more often than not perfectly fine and also slow as balls
>>721124574That's the same fucking guy.
>>721095624Why would I ever buy third party games on a Nintendo console? I buy Nintendo for Nintendo. Maybe if it was some niche japanese indie game that for some reason was Switch exclusive sure but not multi-plats. PC and Nintendo is all you need.
>>721124350That's because its done for shits and giggles instead of spamming threads to bump limit because op had a criticism of Nintendo. There's also TF2 is dead, time to play L4D2 guy which is funny
>source: it was revealed to me in a dreamSnoytrannies just cannot cope that the Switch 2 is selling faster than anything Snoy has ever shat out. KWAB
>>721124409Are you just making shit up now. I know you lot are very good at that. It's why one of you fags is obsessed some glowie has it out for Nintendo.
>>721125000NTA, but thats another development I saw. Some tendie going terry davis and claiming others are glowniggers trying to destroy nintendo
>>721125000You're making it too obvious. If you want people to forget who you are then be subtle don't just immediately go>YOU'RE JUST A MAD TENDIE THEY DON'T EXIST!and don't use trips either.
>>721125231Take your fucking meds.
>>721125231>and don't use trips either.
>>721125000>>721125178That's the most blatant samefagging I've ever seen in my life.
>>721125386>tendie so mentally he doesn't believe there are multiple people in this threadHi tendie how are those glowniggers doing?
>>721125178>NTA>Proceeds to say something completely different to what the other anon saidYou really need to learn how to use modern 4chan vernacular properly
>>721125386You suck at this.
>>721125560Did you read that other post?
>>721125560>posting and making conversation with anon is not proper 4chan vernacular meds now
>>721125605You didn't even pick the right post because clearly you're trying to be the bottom most anon while this is supposed to be the top one>>721125504
>>721125746meds now
I mean I think the Switch 2 is pretty cool
>>721095624consoles are dying. and here's why that's a good thing>roblox forty quadrillion players concurrently with an income of the entire earths GDP for steal a brainrot
>>721125729>>721125850You're a few years out, no one says med anymore.
>>721125000https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710961108/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/711891130/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/712316254/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/717974146/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715077293/these are just a few very obvious flame-war bait threads from the past couple of monthsthere's probably hundreds of these total
>>721125980Yes they do faggot, meds now
>>721126014When do you think he'll realise it's his hatred of Nintendo that gives him away?
>>721095624>Resetera
>retarderaeight more years
>>721125746Open wide, here comes the airplane
>>721125904y tho
>>721104941I bought it for kirby air riders. I hope they jail break the switch like they did with the 3DS shortly. I'd love to have a bunch of hacked switches one in every room with a bunch of fucking games on them. Have you hacked a 3DS lately? It's like you open a website and that's it.
>>721126591bro are you high
>>721104941>I want the console to perform somewhat poorly, probably then they'll stop charging for online and actually drop the price of old games.Never going to happen, hell if it fails they're likely to raise prices more.
Man, I can only hope it does bad. Because 450 for a ps4 in this year is stupid expensive. It would be different if the console was actually next gen but like always nintendo is a gen behind. And the price should reflect that, like it always has
>>721111131I'm just posting to comment on these cute LoL creatures.
>>721104941You have to understand, for the fanboys, they don't give a shit about the games anywhere near as much as they do their parasocial relationship to the corporation. It's why they're totally fine with a game being dogshit, but will want it to sell well and gloat when it does. They get more enjoyment and sense of belonging out of that than anything with the games.
>>721095624>outlaws sold 600 on Switch 2There is no possible way it is that high. Surely no one would buy the game after a year of people saying it is the worst Ubisoft open world game of all time.
>>721127218>for the fanboys, they don't give a shit about the games anywhere near as much as they do their parasocial relationship to the corporationJust a heads up, that phenomenon is exclusive to Sony fans.You won't really see people treat Nintendo, Steam or even Xbox as one big thing that they like, you're going to have the Mario fans, who aren't necessarily Zelda fans, who aren't necessarily Fire Emblem fans and so on, tf2 fans won't necessarily like half life and halo fans may not like, whatever else they even have.It's why sales can fluctuate heavily.
>>721127447that's only spainand it's 600, not 600k
>>721127605Yeah I know it was 600, that's way too high globally. No possible way anyone is that dumb.
>>721095624zero surprised by the third party sales result. nintendo fans bitch and moan about ports but when they get the games they don't buy it. things have been like this since the gamecube
>>721127528I said that after seeing nintendo fanboys in particular. I haven't seen sony fanboys in ages and the only ones who seem to care about them or pretend they exist in any real number anymore are nintendo fanboys.
>Nintendo seethe thread 2984632894529313
>>721126525i just think it's neat
>>721127859Didn't this guy announce he was a Nintendo fan and looking forward to air ride?
>>721127692chalk it up to clueless grandmas or something
man, I go away for a couple hours and the tendie discord hijacked yet another negative-trending thread to samefag about erik and caca or whoeverI really shouldn't be shocked by now
>>721127528You're not going to find any phenomenon exclusive to a singular fandom, that's not how human nature works.
>>721127843>I haven't seen sony fanboys in ages and the only ones who seem to care about them or pretend they exist in any real number anymore are nintendo fanboys.Right. You know that no one particularly cares or even mentions Sony without a reason right? It's not like how the Sony fanboys here are constantly obsessed with Nintendo, people only talk about Sony when they've done something l, which usually corresponds with a wave of shitposting and forcing the anti nintendo narrative.
>>721128267Anon, you're confusing cult like behavior with human nature. It's not in our nature to like everything indiscriminately, humans have their own tastes and desires after all.
>man, I go away for a couple hours and the tendie discord hijacked yet another negative-trending thread to samefag about erik and caca or whoever>I really shouldn't be shocked by now
>>721128721There's similar cult members for Nintendo and even Xbox games. Likewise, you'll find Snoys that don't like Horizon and bought Elden Ring instead of the 2nd game. I don't think I saw many of them defend Concord either, the truth is that most Sony fans were buckbroken after the PC ports started and they just lost HD2 to Xbox and lego Horizon to the Switch. Whatever sense of loyalty you think was there, is mostly gone after that "betrayal". Xbots have experienced the same thing so even their most faithful soldiers have given up after the PS5 ports.Some of you need to stop living in the gold face anal vore era.
>>721128265terraria sucks btw
>>721129064shit i forgot to name the file name eric
