How the fuck are we supposed to fix shitty hand-holdy game designs?
just stop holding my hand and let me figure shit out by myself. that's how
We Must Be Better Men...
>>721307121this is not the thread for that, fuck off.we're discussing shitty game designs.
>>721307121>>721307281This shit is so funny and I don't get why people are getting so butthurt by itIt's innocuous and inoffensive
>>721306934You can't fix the lowest common denominator audience, they will whine every time a game gives them the slightest bit of a challenge.
>>721307383i will rape you
maybe also allow players to fail a quick time event?
COME ON AND SLAM!MY WIFE WILL BE JAM!COME ON AND SLAM!MY WILL BE ALL YOURS!
>>721306934Wait for the industry crash. As soon as it's not profitable to make games for money people that make games for fun are the only ones left. Till then enjoy your mainstream games that need to be clearable by people that would be outsmarted by your dog.
>>721306934You can't.Play older games. Hell, even those aren't always safe anymore these days.
>>721307383Because like most of this type of memes it enda up permeating every conversation about a game.
>>721306934We must be better gamers, we can't rely on others to give us solutions to difficult problems in life, we need to think for ourselves how to better please our wives and her bull's son, without her having to ask because she deserves the world!
>>721307281>He was not a better man...
>>721307784Game?
>>721307784but this is literally the conversation about the game, its LITERALLY the takeaway lesson of the nu-GoW
>>721306934We must have better designs
>>721308915>game>lessonunc here taking life advice from video gamesL rizz
>>721307121based
>>721307383It's offensive to all the brave fathers who decided to be better men and raise a child that wasn't his own, to accept that every woman has past, and it's okay to let your wife get fucked by 10 inch bbc once in a while. We. Must. Be. Better
>We must be better NPCs
>>721309190This is true but only because women never really mature past childhood and would literally all die if left to fend for themselves for more than a week.
>>721309190Reiji has proven that any known cuckold must be fed feet first into a woodchipper in the public square to help progress society and maintain civilization.
>>721306934It's funny because you also have /v/ as the place crying the most about Silksong being too hard
>>721306934>How the fuck are we supposed to fix shitty hand-holdy game designs?We must buy better games
>>721307281Silence is violence!BE BETTER
>>721307383Well, there are ways to depict how to be a better man, even from a stepfather role, the issue with GoW it's a power fantasy of coping soüjack devs. The message is weak and dishonest.
>>721307121>>721309190>>721309521KING.SHIT.Slip the bulls cock back in.
why are you playing this stuff meant to be accessible by people who have never played video games before because they have to sell so much to make a profit instead of an indie game?
>>721309190true, women have wombs that must be impregnated by force and that's my duty
>>721307746just 2 more weeks
>>721307383>It's innocuous and inoffensiveThat combined with the fact that it's an effective way of lampooning the message of the game is exactly why they are getting butthurt.
>>721309190People like to meme over this page but the old guy is talking about how guys should be "providers" the problem is that the MC is using that advice on a prostitute
>>721314563If your one purpose is to be a provider for women, you're fucked in the head
Instead of becoming a better men, become the men you were always meant to be.
>>721314563No, he is saying what he is saying and not the things that you claim he is saying that he isn't. It's retarded simpery that dehumanizes men into being nothing more than a stepping stool for women, and that without any fancy femdom. It's fairly common as far as retarded views on what it means to be a man go.
>>721314563>>721314936A MAN PROVIDES NO MATTER WHAT
WE MUST BE BETTOR MEN
>>721315658i dont need a gay brownskin telling me what a man does for his family
>>721307745Boy... We must be ballin men...
>>721306934WE MUST SOLVE BETTER PUZZLES
WE MUST BE BETTER NPCS
>better men don't think for themselvesHHMMM :think: what did they mean by this????
>>721307383The insinuation is that the new God of War has very little cohesion with the original trilogy, when it's literally the exact opposite.
https://youtu.be/nDK-wsdEhNE?feature=shared
>>721307121FUCK-A YOU KRATOS I WILL NOT-A BE-A BETTERMEN®.
>>721314563hope she reads this bro
>>721306934First, we need to step up
>>721307383No it isn't you annoying third world fuck face
>>721307784>he actually bought this slopyou're a bigger cuck than kratos
A bigger problem to me is how shitty navigating the world is because of its static environments having strict paths for you. You can't use real world logic to get to places, you have to use the strict paths the game was designed around. Which would be fine if the world was not a visual clusterfuck.
>>721316009thats implying that you have a family, or a girlfriend, or a wife..... or kids......
>>721319823i cant afford a family
>>721306934Just let the devs, the brave and proud trans women and bipoc of color, solve the puzzle for you. They know better then you. They know better FOR you. You too, may become a better man one day.
>>721306934Buy shmups
>>721316009You should provide no matter what she does, no matter how she acts
>>721306934put shit in hand, no one wants to hold a poopy hand ewey wewey
>>721320715amen
>>721307383Its a forced meme by a dying shithole of a board, from a game thats 3 years old and was widely forgotten until bots and shitposters started their spam crusade. Nobody is offended it just sucks. Reddit beats any of you in originality, how thats not a mark of shame if you have a chimpanzees level of self-awareness eludes me. Be better ironically. This is where that phrase can actually be used. For the sake of your degenerate, mongrel bloodline.
>>721307383It was funny the first 3 times maybe. It's not really that funny seeing it for the 100th time. In fact, it's starting to get annoying.
>>721307121>We Must Be Better Men...explain this meme to me.
>>721307383This is as retarded as forced soul, a shitty meme that was overused the day it was made and died after a month.
>>721316410this would be perfect for /v/ the musical parody
>>721321074This anon doesn't understand the betterment takes time
>>721307121>>721306934How do I become a better man
>>721307121We Must Be Better Women
