You have 3 (THREE) points to spend.
ban immunity would make me uberpowerful
>>721522301use ban immunity to whore out my immortal cat in furry online games while eating unlimited free food. Yeah I'm thinking I'm set for life
>>721522301i pick hostile takeover, i take over for bobby kotick or whoever runs activision nowadays. i get paid like 150 million per year to do nothing. then i get a gamer gf that loves me and we meet irl. i keep her happy with my fat wallet. i never marry her, if she tries to force a marriage, i move on to next gamer gf, or i bring rich instagram thots to dubai and shit on them.
If the CEO role comes with a CEO salary but I just can not embezzle company funds then yeah I'll take it. Otherwise cute gamer GF is fine although revive is tempting. I guess pro gamer could also make money but it will be a real curse if I'm not able to turn that off for casual play
>>721522301>>721522667I knew I made a mistake.Hostile Takeover is supposed to be only for ONE DAY.
>>721522301ban immunityfree snacksdelete ea sports
>>721522806thats not worth 3 points then. hardly anything of value can be done in 1 day that cant be undone.
>>721522301>Game WipeWarcraft. This corpse has been raped for decades and it is time it gets to rest. Plus all the crack addict vanilla fags will finally get out of their fucking Plato's cave.>Genre wipeFighting games. Zombie of a genre that should have died long before RTS did.
>>721522806150 million divided by 365 = 410.000 dollars, so i pick that(i won't mention the 400 million severance paycheck bobby got when he left activision because that would be cheating). call me a fake gamer but money is money
>>721522301Pet and Snacks.
>>721522301Game Wipe, delete PokemonGenre Wipe, delete MOBAJust saved the entire industry no need to thank me.
>>721522301I pick the gamer gf + cute gamer gf combo because the retards that read this will wipe out every genre and franchise I like.
>>721523146Luckily every game franchise and genre being wiped out means that nobody can orbital strike your gamer girlfriend because there will be no games for her to play.
>>721522510I picked Hostile Takeover.Say hello to the new CEO of EA.You're banned, faggot.
>>721522301> Already have a gamer girlfriend.> Free Gamer Snacks.So what would I do then huh? > Ban Immunity: Proceed to spread hate speech, troll gays, libs and tards for content.> Game Wipe: Idolmaster.> Game Wipe 2: Call of Duty.Two most obnoxious franchises gone.
>>721523276what part of ban immunity did you not understand
>>721522301>ban immunity>game wipe; delete super smash bros.>free gamer snacks
>>721522301The CEO salary will still make you a millionaire. Who cares about siphoning lmao.
>gamer petPermanent bnuuy :3Then, save the last point incase I need it later, maybe there's a boss or something that's really hard?
>>721523640not him but he can restrict your playtime to 1 minute per day. you are not banned, just limited
>>721522301Game Wipe - The Last of UsFree SnacksBan Immunity I guess
>>721522301All games are already free lolAlso game wipe already has genre wipe built in if you're not retarded
>>721523807well yeah and they can give you complete control of the company "EA" (subsidiary in new delhi)
>>721522301Free gamer snacks is objectively the best. This quite literally means you don't have to spend money to eat for yourself. Sure it's slop food, but it's free sustenance nonetheless.Then comes hostile takeover, but that's risky since your company could go belly up and leave you with nothing.The rest I don't give a shit about.
>free snacksJesus christ how poor was the thirdie who made this?
>>721523640I'll just delete your account.Anyway, I only want to save some franchises from EA. So either try to unfuck Dead Space, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Ultima, C&C, etc, or sell them off to people that will actually take good care of them, if I can't.
>>721522301does "free games" include free dlc and the like?
>>721523991you can'tban immunity is specifically made to prevent you from banning me
>>721523893I feel like the free gamer snacks one is the worst one, due to it just being slop/unhealthy
>>721524041I didn't ban you.I just pressed delete.There's a difference.
>>721524041you know what, fuck you
>>721523873and i will still be a millionaire since india will be a superpower by 2025 saar.
>>721522301>Free Gamer Snacks>Game Revive (Spore)
>>721523893>This quite literally means you don't have to spend money to eat for yourselfHow fucking poor are you, nigga
>>721524083A very significant chunk of your money, as an average worker, goes to food. So having free slop as a fallback so you'd never die from hunger at least seems like a good idea.Plus, who said my gamer snacks can't be a salad and water?
>>721522301Gamer pet and gamer snacksMy cat is like 12 years old now and I don't want her to go
>>721524171Holy fucking shit this dude's most valued power is free water and salad
>>721522301hostile takeover. that way i get loads of money and can just buy any games or whores i want.
>>721524171If the snack can be anything, then yeah maybe. But if it's the typical chips, energy drinks, soda etc then there's not much saved unless you eat a lot of that every week already
>>721524209>>721524137This user is underage.
>>721522301Most of these are kinda unspecific.Gamer gf could still be ugly and annoying. A CEO can still get fired really quickly. Gamer pet living as long as you do could just mean your pet will become a grotesque zombie once its natural life span ends. Maybe the unlimited supply of gamer snacks only includes unhealthy snacks that you don't even like.
>>721524290I'm 35. Why can't you afford food?
>>721522301>hostile takeover>siphon funds to my mom's accountI won.
>>721522301unlimited games costing 3 but unlimited food costing 1 is a joke. it's not health food but it's still going to be way more than the price of games.
>>721524171I'd pay to stop eating slopIf I was homeless I'm sure it would be great
>>721524458>it's not health foodwho said? my gamer snacks are healthy.
>>721524262You can't siphon money, you misunderstood it, you do get a salary though.
>>721524461This, the better option is to not just eat slop. Saves you the money and the health. So the free gamer snacks one is useless unless you're overweight
>>721524538OH NO I CAN'T EMBEZZLE MONEY I'LL JUST GET THE DEFAULT 3 MILLION A YEAR CEO SALARYWOE IS ME
>>721522301Pro Gamer (Assuming I can join a good pro team)Free Snacks
Gamer PetI don't really care about any of the others. I just want my dog to live with me forever.
>>721522301Hostile takeover.I will instead push funds into my new charity program that I take a cut from.
>>721524607> Didn't think about investing said $3mil to get the unlimited hoes and shit.kek.
>>721524701>he thinks CEOs only get paid once for their entire lives
>>721522301I already got the girlfriend without magic (I don't need a second one I've put a LOT of effort into molding the one I have now) so I can save those points. Hostile Takeover sounds like too much work. Don't need orbital strike, don't need ban immunity. It's too late for Gamer Pet, otherwise I'd have been extremely tempted to take it. With a bit of patience I already have Free Games.Free snacks could save me a LOT of money over time, depending on what falls under the definition of a "gamer snack." So that one is very tempting. Pro Gamer could be useful I suppose, but it's kind of fun to bumble through shit I'm terrible at sometimes. Shutting down a game franchise could be useful as there are a lot of game's I'd like to give a merciful death. But then again I'm also content to just keep ignoring them. On the other hand Game Revive could benefit me personally, assuming I don't get massively monkey's paw'd on that deal. Which, let's be honest, I probably would.But since I don't really have any better options, I'll take free food forever and I'll resurrect one dead franchise. Another Skies of Arcadia might be cool, perhaps set in the future with a new cast. Or maybe get that sequel to Threads of Fate we never got. Or of course, Megaman Legends 3. Many possibilities, regardless of outcome.
>>721522653That's four points. Cat immortality costs 2
>>721522301ban immunityI'd install hacks, scripts, jailbreaks, and packet sniffers. Then whenever someone in-game pisses me off I turn on my hacks, roflstomp them, dox them, and steal all their info through the connection.
>>721522301>Game revivalSenran KaguraI'm saving the last point for a next patch
>>721522301Game Revive sounds like a monkey paw wish that leads to DLC bloat and sequel cancer. Good franchises should stay dead and live in your memories.
>>721522301does ban immunity apply to all online services?
>>721522301ban immunityorbital strikehostile takeover
>>721526410>game bans
Today I learned that half of /v/ either cannot read, or cannot count.
>>721522301>pick Pro Gamer and Game Wipe>use the latter to blackmail nerds into sending me money so I don't delete their most beloved franchise
>>721522301I already have a cute gamer GF in real life.So I take control of Nintendo and shut it down.
>>721522510>NYAGGER
>>721526824And can't afford food
What is a "gamer snack"?Only stereotypical stuff like Doritos and Mountain Dew, or can I choose?I'd just have my phone open autoplaying some garbage and materializing caviar and steak as my "gamer snack".
>>721522301Ban immunity and pro gamerJust spam slurs while playing at the highest level or even professionally while they can't do anything about it
>>721527130Once you stop living with your parents you'll gain a far greater appreciation for saving cash on food expenses. It'll add up a hell of a lot faster than games.
>>721527383I don't live with my parents. Try getting a job
>>721522301Hostile takeover of EA and I take out massive low interest loans with my personal company shares used as collateral. I will buy massive amounts of crypto with said loans, then pump said crypto even more using company assets. This will raise our stock value which I will sell to buy more crypto which will create a feedback loop pumping both said crypto and our companies stock. This is where I pat myself on the back and walk away filthy rich with a nice fat bonus check. This is what I call a "pro gamer move."
>>721522301Game Wipe and Gamer Pet. I'd probably wipe Resident Evil just because I despise Capcom and I think it's their most successful IP.
>>721525614I relinguish my choices to let this anon give us the Threads of Fate sequel. Godspeed, anon.
>>721522301With number 3 I can get a cute Gf, unlimited snacks, etc.
>>721527174I'm assuming it means any junk food or basic snack. So you could get stuff like celery and peanut butter, or bags of chips or cookies, or like a dozen 39 cent tacos. As long as it's a cheap easy snack that doesn't require prep. That's how I see it.
>>721524757> Putting words into my mouth to try and make me look foolish.Genetic Dead End behavior.
>>721527796>taking an hour to respond and still hasn't realized I never said how much of his salary he can invest
Ban Immunity>thank me for that laterGamer Pet>catbro needs to live longerGenre Wipe>goodbye anything with the "Open World" tag, once again thank me later
>>721527869You aren't worth talking back to further. I was busy feeding my gambling addiction by playing a vidya.
>>721528307>You aren't worth talking back to furtherSure. Remember to still respond to this post to show how BTFO you were
>>721522301>pro gamer>ban immunity>cheat anyway because fuck youcan't stop me
>>721522301i'll pick the gamer girlfriend and beat her every day
>>721522301Ban immunity is BROKEN>swear freely>hack freely>troll freely>do whatever the fuck you want in any game, nobody can stop you
>>721528720with enough bots that you make yourself, you can basically get ban immunity in every game everywhere for everyone
>>721528568Shroud??
>>721522301I'll take full gamer girlfriend suite. I already have everything else in life, don't need any of the other shit.
>>721528715
Why is orbital strike so expensive? I would love that but I am absolutely not skipping out on gamer pet, I love my catguess I'm picking gamer pet and game wipe and deleting Nikke or BA, fuck gachashit
>>721529092Because it's a sin
>>721522301Pet and snacksThe two pets that I had randomly died of cancer shit after about 10+ years, it came out of nowhere, too.
>>721529216shouldn't have fingered them
>>721522301game wipe: undertalegame revive: rayman
>>721522301>become bethesda ceo>release skyrim 2
>>721522301Genre wipe, and I'll forever wipe Earthbound and every disgusting depression game it spawned from the face of the earth.No more Undertale, no more Deltarune, no more Omori, no more Lisa, no more whatever you can think of.
Just delete call of duty and then delete gacha, I have now created world peace.
>>721522301If i take hostile takeover do i get Sony or just PlayStation?Anyway take Sony/Playstation and burn it to the ground so they dissapear from this universe forever.
>>721522301Ban immunity, then I'll cheat and spend more than the 3 points on everything else.
>>721529918Is 'depression game' even a genre? Would be unironically better to delete rpgs in general.
>>721530061I can see call of duty turning kids into raging adhd gun lovers but how does gacha tie into this?
>>721530246>two protect you>the others try to kill you
>>721522301Free games. If gamer pet let you choose multiple pets and gamer snacks let you choose the snacks I'd probably choose that instead though
>>721530246Where's the armpit
>>721530298No gacha would kill lootboxes by proxy and would make every f2p game actually have to try.For a reaI answer just hate gacha and removing it would actually give people their time and/or money back to waste on something better which would help a lot of people.
>>721531046in the dungeon with the footfags
>>721531235How do I enter that dungeon?
>>721530246What does poison mean in this context
>>721531230lootboxes are their own thing and have been in games before gachas became bigthey don't even function like gachas since there's no pity system
>>721522301pro gramer + wipe mario
>>721522301It's a crime that I cannot have both a gamer pet and be a pro gamer.
>>721531325Is the pity system really the only thing that sets them apart? That's really sad.Although I'm pretty sure there are lootboxes with a pity system out there.
>>721531356All this would do is make Nintendo Marioify Link and/or make SEGA win
>>721522301Hostile CEO of course. Anyone of sound mind would pick that. Why would anyone give a flying fuck about some online gaming faggotry or what some bitch thinks when you can literally grab a company that produces dogshit and force them to produce YOUR flavor of dogshit?
>>721531438Just get ban immunity and cheat with your pet.
>>721522301pro gamer + ban immunity>get into a tournament>start spamming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER or play with cheats>never punished
Delete GTA and delete Free to play.Brokefags out.
>free gamesimagine spending all your points on something you can already have IRL easilyalso a gf you can't meet IRL is not a gf. if you are not fucking she is not a gf.
Pro gamer and snacks now I can quit my job and just neet on twitch
>>721522301can I use orbital strike to nuke india instead?
>>721531519naw without mario they'd probably be much less of what they are now. maybe not even be a console maker
>>721522301I do not need or want anything from this list.
>>721522301Hostile takeover Bethesda
>>721522301I pick 3 Ban inmunities to scream slurs there times faster than the average racist.
>>721522301>Game Wipe>Dark Souls
>>721522301I will make SEGA great again
>>721522301this point balancing is kind of bad desu>ban immunity>free snacks>one point leftovercan i share my snacks with a friend if i dump an extra point into it? i would happily spend it to beam a plate of chicken tendies to my frens
>>721522301ban immunity and pro gamer for infinite salt farming entertainment + de facto power to shut down small-scale games like SS13 with unstoppable grief
>>721530160It might as well be a genre because they're all copying each other and they all have the same fanbase riddled with depressed bi-polar freaks and other mentally ill people who try to normalize their mental illness.
>>721522301Gamer GirlfriendCute Gamer GirlfriendPro Gamer
>>721522301Gamer pet and ban immunity sounds like a good life.
